Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

Which one of you snot-nosed sacks of freakshow waste

wants to shred with the Malevolent Maniacs?

-[audience cheering] -Woo-hoo! Yeah.

All right, dirtbag. Get up here!

[chanting] Shred! Shred! Shred!

-Yeah! -Look at her go!

-[alarm blaring] -Yeah!

Gah!

-Gah! -[alarm stops]

Not only does Note-A-Rang allows kids to slip notes in class,

it also doubles as a stylish headband.

Ooh! Fashionable and functional.

[Kara] Make way! I'm late.

[muffled speaking] What's this?

I'm practicing my pitch for Ted Kord of Kord Enterprises.

The billionaire whiz-kid scientist/investor

coming here Friday.

In my defense,

this does sound like something I would totally tune out.

Oh... Kord's looking for the next teen trend.

That's why I'm showing off inventions

like my selfie sipper.

[camera shutter clicks]

It's also why you agreed to be here Friday night to help me.

-[chuckles nervously] Remember? -I did what now?

Oh... I need a young dope hipster like you

to tell Kord how fly all my gear is.

[hesitates] Oh... I...

Fine. Fine. Just don't talk like that again...

-[cell phone ringing] -...ever.

[exclaims] I'm late!

Remember, Friday...

-[door shuts] -...night.

-[school bell rings] -[Kara] I had that dream again.

There I was

-shredding on stage... -[heavy metal music playing]

...with the Malevolent Maniacs.

I mean, check out this new track

the Maniacs posted on their site.

-[loud music playing] -How can anyone scream like that?

Gah! No way!

The Maniacs are playing this Friday at the Lazarus Pit.

At the last 23 pit shows,

they've brought one lucky fan on stage to shred!

My dream... My dream is happening. [gasps] Gah!

And two tickets for Friday night purchased!

Jess, prepare to have your face melted.

Aren't you supposed to help Jeremiah with a big meeting Friday?

Oh... Right.

-Wait, he told you? -No, he packed this in your lunch.

"Thanks in advance

for helping me with my big meeting Friday. Love, Jeremiah."

It must be really important to him.

Yeah, I guess.

[exclaims] I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

-[groans] -Maybe I can.

So, all you gotta do is pretend to be me

and act like everything Jeremiah does

in front of this rich dork is totally killer.

Got it?

Got it, ugly me.

Kill rich dork.

Yep. Wait!

What? No. What? No. Don't do that.

No, just be...

You know... normal.

Okay, me be normal.

But ugly me must do something for Bizarro.

It's Kara, or Supergirl, but... [laughs hesitantly] Okay.

[whispers indistinctly]

Gah!

[Kara] Where is she?

[knocking at door]

[Bizarro] Hello, parents.

It is me, not Bizarro Kara.

All right, a few notes.

One, those were not my folks.

Two, if they were, I wouldn't introduce myself.

Three, I tend not to refer to myself

as "Not Bizarro Kara."

And, this is what you wore?

[farts]

-[mutters] -Still missing something. Hmm.

Ah! Perfect!

Jeremiah made this for me from his rare gem collection.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, that's Kord.

Okay, remember, keep your answers short, say things like,

"Yeah," "No," and "Cool."

[Bizarro] Yeah. No. Cool.

Also, try to smile a lot.

[grunts]

Okay, you know what? Don't smile.

Also, when in doubt, ask yourself,

"What would Kara do?" Got it?

[shudders]

Ask yourself, "What would ugly me do?"

-[door opens] -Name's Ted Kord.

No relation to Kord Enterprises,

the company that Business-Bro Magazinecalls an up and coming powerhouse.

Just kidding. Total relation.

It's me. I'm on the cover. See? [chuckles] Keep it.

You must be Kara Danvers.

Yeah.

Couldn't find anything better to do on a Friday night?

No.

Hm. Me neither, apparently.

Cool.

Mr. Kord, it's an honor to--

Hey, that's swell.

Now, let's get down to business. Right, kid?

Yeah.

You don't talk much, do you?

[Bizarro] No.

[Kord] I like that.

[bass drum sounding]

[heavy metal music playing]

Every time someone gets picked, they're standing right here.

So, even though this is the opening act,

we can't move an inch.

Hey! What ever happened to Jeremiah's big work dinner?

[winces] Huh?

Oh, um, you know, he postponed it.

You must be very special

for him to reschedule such an important night.

Oh. [chuckles nervously] Nah, nah, not that special.

He just needs someone to stand there

and play along.

Anyone can do that, right?

What? Don't give me that look.

That's your,

"Kara, you're doing something you know you shouldn't,

but are doing it anyway," look.

Well, I'm not doing anything,

so just forget it. Eh?

[trails off] Forget it...

[sweat spluttering]

Fine, I asked Bizarro to take my place at Jeremiah's pitch tonight.

Kara! How could you?

Don't worry.

I am 100% positive

that Bizarro is doing great!

Are you sure about that?

What are you doing here?

Too many questions.

So, me asked me-self

what would ugly me do,

"Blow off boring dinner and go bang head."

[music stops]

We are the Malevolent Maniacs!

You look at me, you have to do this.

And if anything else comes up, call me.

Yeah. [whoops]

See! I told you--

[cell phone ringing]

[Bizarro] Me locked out.

-Then knock! -Knock door down?

No! Just... Gah! Hold on!

[whoops]

-[cell phone ringing] -Me...

Someone, not me,

clog toilet.

-Ugh. -[whoops]

[cell phone ringing]

Not going to believe it...

Me locked out again.

Which of you snort-nosed sacks of freakshow waste wants to shred

with the Malevolent Maniacs?

-Yeah! -[cell phone ringing]

What now?

Me not want to do this.

There you are, Kara. Come on.

We're got one last chance to wow Kord.

[heavy metal music playing from the phone]

Look, I was a little off tonight,

but no matter how this turns out,

I'm glad you were here with me.

[phone beeps]

All right, dirtbag, get up here!

[muffled cheering]

Teens are messy,

but what kid does laundry?

[chuckles] Well, thanks to Laundry Mist spray-on detergent,

all of them.

Show him, Kara.

Whoa! She works out.

[sparking]

[exclaims] I'm here.

I'm so sorry I ditched you for the Maniacs show.

-You are way more important than-- -Kara?

I'm very touched,

but if you're you, who's this?

Gah, got to admit,

did not think my big confession through.

Interesting.

The ethanoic acid from the cleaner

must be altering...

The tanzanite's plaocroistic structure

on a molecular level!

[device beeps]

Hm. Low-level radiation...

Weird. [chuckles nervously]

It's like this is some kind of synthetic version of...

kryptonite.

[gasps]

[growls]

[grunts]

[growls]

[exclaims]

Rich dork with all these questions,

now me have question for you.

You scared of heights?

[Kord screams]

Guys, I can explain everything.

No need!

Word of my work got out

and now supervillains are trying to steal my inventions.

-Huh! -Okay.

[groans]

Hm.

So, is purple kryptonite a thing?

Huh. Don't be silly.

Periwinkle kryptonite. Now that's a thing.

Fine, Clark.

It's harmless. Just makes you giddy.

And what would the opposite of giddy be?

You know, like if, say,

a Bizarro fell under its effects?

Rage. Sheer devastation. [scoffs]

-But, wait, Kara, you didn't give your Bizarro-- -[cuts the phone line]

[chuckles maniacally]

Bizarro, wait.

[grunts]

[Note-A-Rang whips]

-[Kord screams] -Whoa!

[distant screaming]

[Note-A-Rang whips]

[Bizarro snickers]

Ugly me missed.

[laughs maniacally]

[hypnotizes]

[groans]

Yeah, you better fly.

[snickers] Fly.

[laughs maniacally] Wait, what's going on?

Oh... [laughs] Right. Giddy.

[twinkles]

[both panting]

Sorry for the trouble.

I mean, Kara is sorry.

I mean, at least she would be if she were here,

but she's not, so...

When it comes to the teen market, you're awful,

but you got a head for science. So, uh, let's keep talking.

Hey, Supergirl, aren't you gonna go after Bizarro?

You know bad guys, ma'am.

I'm sure I'll be seeing her again soon.

Too soon.

Should have never made that stupid deal.

-[audience cheering] -[vocalizing]

♪ Whoa

♪ Yeah, I want To stay up past eight ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

Ugh. I liked you better angry.

[theme music playing]

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