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- Darling, isn't it wonderful to be alone?

- Oh, it certainly is, honey.

And what a relief not to be bothered

with those Laurels tonight.

- Now we can have a nice, quiet evening.

Nothing to mar our happiness.

- Oh, papa!

- It's the Laurels.

- Well, what did you ask them here for tonight?

- I didn't ask them here tonight.

I haven't seen them for two weeks!

- Well, you must have!

They wouldn't come here uninvited!

- I tell you, I didn't invite them here!

- Don't lie to me, you big lunk!

- Don't you call me a lunk!

Why, for two pence, I'd...

Shh, we'll pretend we're not home.

- Come on, come on.

Can't you see they're not home?

It's just as well.

I didn't want to come in the first place.

- Well, wait a minute.

Better leave them a note.

- It's all right, they're gone.

Oh!

- Now you've done it, you big sap!

- Who's a sap?

Don't call me a sap, you...

Well, well, well, well, well.

- Deary! - Darling!

- Oh, I'm so glad to see you!

- Oh, do come in.

- Sit down.

You've got--

- I'm so sorry we just finished dinner,

but perhaps I could get you something.

- No, not a thing, thanks.

- And how about you, Mr. Laurel?

- Well, I could go for a dish of ice cream.

- We haven't got any ice cream.

- Well, you could get some ice cream.

- Yes, deary, you could get some ice cream.

- Get me my new hat, dear, and I'll get some ice cream.

- Pardon me, please. - Yes.

- You're going to get it in your hat?

- No, I'm not going to get it in my hat!

Go in the kitchen and get me a pitcher.

- What's that?

- A picture.

- What's going on here?

Get up from there, you big chump!

- Don't you call-- - Don't argue with me!

Go get that ice cream!

- Nevermind, I don't think I want any.

- You'll have ice cream if it's the last thing I do!

Where'd he go?

- He went out.

- Well, we won't be long.

Oh, will you come on?

- Good evening. - Evening, sir.

- What can I do for you, sir?

- We'd like a quart of your best ice cream, please.

- Yes, sir, what flavor?

- What flavors have you?

- Strawberry, pineapple, and vanilla.

- What flavor do you want?

- I'll have chocolate.

- I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate.

- Have you any mustachio?

- No, we're out of mustachio.

- You're out of mustachio?

- Yes.

- He's out of mustachio.

- Mm-hm.

What other flavors are you out of?

- Strawberry.

We're out of orange, gooseberry, and chocolate!

- All right, I'll have it without chocolate.

- Didn't the gentleman just tell you

that he didn't have any chocolate?

- I just told the gentleman I didn't want any.

- Just give us a quart of any kind that's handy, please.

- Yes, sir.

- What flavor's that?

- Chocolate!

- I just told him I didn't, he didn't have, I...

- I'm sorry, but a $5 is the smallest I have, sir.

- Thank you.

- Goodbye, old world.

I'm leaving you flat.

Goodbye!

- Goodbye!

- Oh, wait!

She's committing suicide!

- What for?

- I don't know, we've got to save her!

No!

Get out of my way!

Do something to, to help me!

Help me!

Help, help!

Help, help, do something to help me!

Throw me a rope!

Throw the rope, oh!

- Where were you?

Oh!

- Where am I?

What happened?

- We saved your life.

- You've got a lot of nerve

butting into other people's affairs!

Well, now that you've saved me, you can take care of me.

- I'm sorry, lady, but we've got

a couple of wives we've got to take care of.

Good night.

- Good night.

- Just a minute, there!

Hey, wait a minute!

Just a minute!

If you make one move, I'll start screaming.

I'll tell the world that you pushed me in the water,

that you tried to murder me!

Well, come on, let's go home.

I wanna get out of these wet clothes.

Where do you live?

- Uh-- - Over there.

- Oh, fine, well, make it snappy, come on.

- Say, listen!

You can't scare us by screaming!

- No?

- No, go ahead and scream.

- Get out of my way!

- Give me police headquarters.

- You hear me tell her where to get off?

It takes me to handle these dumb dames.

- Ha ha ha!

Trying to give me the slip, were you?

- Why don't you let us alone?

- Well, for a consideration, I might.

- Oh.

Money, huh?

I should say not!

This has gone far enough!

We'll go in and tell our wives just what happened.

We'll lay our cards right on the table.

We'll tell the truth about this woman.

We'll come clean.

Now you go in and tell them.

- What do you, what about you?

- Aw, he won't go.

He's only bluffing.

- Oh, is that so?

Bluffing, huh?

Well, I'll show you whether I'm bluffing or not!

Ha ha ha ha--

- Ha!

- Good evening.

- Where's Stanley?

- Uh, he's out in the hall.

- Stanley!

Stanley!

- What?

- J-just a moment!

I'll go and get him.

Good night.

I mean, uh, goodbye.

I'll drop you a line,

I mean, uh, I'll be right back.

Where is she?

- I've got her in this apartment.

- Oh, that's my bedroom, you bonehead!

Come out of there!

Come out of there!

You'd better come out of there, now, come out!

But, oh, there you are!

I thought you were in the bedroom!

There he is, honey!

Here we are again.

- Well, what's the matter with you?

- Why, nothing, dear, nothing at all.

- Where's that ice cream?

- Is that so?

Oh, yeah, I ate it, yeah.

- Yes, he couldn't wait.

Say, what about a little hot coffee?

- Oh, help yourself, we've had ours.

- Thank you.

Sit down, Stanley.

Uh...

♪ La, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Da, da, da-da, da-da-da ♪

♪ La! La! La! La ♪

♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Da-da, da, da ♪

♪ La, la-la, la, la-la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

- What are you doing?

- Just playing.

- I believe you're going cuckoo!

Just because you have the mind of a 4-year-old child,

you don't need to display it!

Remember, we have company!

Come, Mrs. Laurel.

- Yes.

Remember, you have company.

- Oh, go in and keep them entertained

while I get rid of this woman!

- Hey, what'll I say?

- Oh, tell them a story!

Be sure it's funny!

Now, listen, this has gone far enough.

You've got to do something.

Oh!

Won't you.

Please!

Oh!

That's my wife's!

- Well, what about it?

- Well, nothing if you'll just get out of here, please!

And don't come back!

Oh!

- Then the farmer came in,

and he shot the traveling salesman.

- How dare you! - Ow!

- I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.

- What happened?

- I must have told them the wrong story.

- Are you sure it's her?

- Never more sure of anything in my life.

- Oh!

- There, that's her, all right!

Watch the door!

- Okay.

- She's gone.

Oh!

♪ La, la-la-la ♪

- Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Will you open the door, Stanley?

- I don't want to go!

Oh, don't put me out there, I will not!

I won't, I won't!

- Oh!

- What are we going to do?

Oh!

- Where is that woman?

- What woman?

- Where's Stanley?

- He's in the bathroom, taking a bath.

Oh!

- Oh, no!

- Taking a bath?

- He said he couldn't wait until it was Saturday.

- Oh, let me in!

- Be quiet!

- Stanley!

Stanley, let me in!

- What's the trouble in here?

- There's a strange woman in there with my husband!

- Probably the woman I want.

- Stanley!

- Come on, open it up!

Oliver!

Come here! - Open up, do you hear me?

- Stanley!

Let me in!

Stanley!

Stanley!

- Come on!

If you don't open that door,

I'm gonna break it in!

- What are you doing in there?

- I was looking for the soap.

- Oh!

- Puh!

- Who brought this woman in here?

- He did.

- Come down to the station.

There's a $1,000 reward waiting for you.

- Come on, Kate.

- Well, that woman has on my coat!

Why, how dare you have on my coat?

What's the idea, anyway, take it off!

- That was a lucky break.

What are you gonna do with your $1,000?

I'm going to buy $1,000 worth of chocolate ice cream.

- Where's Stanley?

- He's gone to the beach.