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I'm pretty sure
it was Nostradamus who said
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the most massive
stars in the universe
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have the shortest lives.
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Just look at the "27 Club."
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A bunch of famous people
with shitloads of money,
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leads to boredom,
leads to temptation,
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leads to shitty decisions,
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leads to total self-destruction.
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You're not a slave to need
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or to God,
fuck else is there to do?
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Become a slave
to something else.
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If you know what owns you
and you and you ignore it,
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life's pretty crappy.
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But if you know what
owns you and you let it,
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then life's fucking awesome.
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Especially in Hollywood.
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Freeze over
in the winter, either.
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Swimming is one of Hollywood's
main forms of exer-
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So yesterday, right,
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I buy this pack of
natural chewing gum
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and the packaging has these
big bright letters on it
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that say "Bright Green."
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And all I could think
of was bright green.
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Like the words were
just forced upon me
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like I have no other choice
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but to fall to
the mercy of them.
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And I realized, that's how
my script needs to read.
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Bright fucking green!
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Evan, you're an actor.
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You're not a writer.
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-What?
-We're letting you go.
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Wait.
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What, why?
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Is it because I
wouldn't cut my hair?
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Because if it's 'cause
I wouldn't cut my hair,
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I could cut my hair
if that's what you prefer.
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Listen, your projects
aren't going to happen.
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You're not the leading man
that we thought you were.
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I don't understand,
what did I do?
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Every audition
you've gone in on,
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you fucked up.
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Your feedback has been terrible.
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Because I've been
writing the script,
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I've been finishing the script.
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We represent
you as an actor,
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not as a screenwriter.
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Well maybe you could
represent me as both
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because, I was literally
just about to send it to you.
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Is it finished?
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Um yeah, it's closed
to being finished.
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It's almost finished.
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Goodbye, Evan.
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Wait, look, I
just got to Raffy's.
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We're making final
touches today.
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Look,
it's just the business.
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Nothing personal.
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Please don't do this.
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This is all I have.
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I'm sorry.
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But I'd be co-starring
opposite Raffy Rivers.
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His name could get it made.
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We could shoot it this year.
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You send me
a completed script
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with the Raffy Rivers
actually committed,
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and maybe I will think about it.
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Okay.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You won't regret it.
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I will have the script
to you tomorrow morning.
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Uh huh.
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Goodbye, Evan.
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138, 139, 140, 150, 160.
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How does that feel?
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Can you feel your own mortality?
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How does that feel, dumbfuck?
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Piece of a, piece of a,
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how does that feel,
you piece of a fuck?
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Can you taste your
own mortality?
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Evian, mazel tov,
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what's popping, baby?
Hey man, how was it?
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Man you know, just happy
to be back to be honest.
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Well that ding dong
chime thing's new, huh?
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Fucking stalkers, had to, man.
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Yeah fuck, what was
her calling card again?
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You looked good today?
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You smell good today.
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That's some weird shit, man.
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Yo my therapist said,
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all it is is just bad people
looking for attention.
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So fuck 'em.
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Do you think
whoever it is sees it
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like Romeo and Juliet?
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Like some weird
fucked up love story?
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Yo, Leo was good in that shit.
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But I don't know about
the Romeo and Juliet shit.
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But I'm used to strangers
falling in love with me.
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It's the weird
fucking letters that,
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Yeah.
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I can't get with it.
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What's up with your eyes, man?
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You've been crying?
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You've been bitching
up on me, hmm?
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No, no.
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I put eye drops in.
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Oh, you've been
getting high without me.
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You motherfucker.
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No, I came from the gym.
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I had dry eyes.
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Ooh, speaking of the gym.
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Today is a juice day.
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Juice day, but it's Halloween.
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Fuck Halloween.
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Man, all the refined
sugar and shit.
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Give you man titties,
you don't want that.
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Woo, I see you.
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Don't even worry about it.
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There's no nuts in
that, you'll be fine.
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There's chlorophyll in this shit
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supposed to get rid
of all the mercury.
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You know, I shit sashimi,
so this perfect for me.
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Well in Fukusheema too.
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Mmm, fuck all the shimis.
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Bottoms up.
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Bottoms up.
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Why would you do this to me!?
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I loved you!
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I fucking loved you
and you fucked with me.
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I didn't fuck with you.
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It's all in your head.
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It's not real.
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Of course it's real!
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Every little thing
you do is real
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and it has a consequence!
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You can't manipulate the wo--
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you can't manipulate the world.
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Commit!
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Fucking commit!
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Ahh, no, I can't.
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It doesn't feel real.
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How real you
need, it felt good.
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No, it feels fake.
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Can you turn that off?
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Sora, next track.
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It's our second
act turning point.
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I mean, everything in
our character's life
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is supposed to fall apart here.
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We're being too conservative.
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It should feel
impossible that he'll
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ever piece his life
back together again.
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Shit, you always do this shit.
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Do what?
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Right when we're
on to something cool,
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you perfect the shit out of it
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till it's not cool anymore.
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You wipe it till it bleeds.
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Yeah I just want
it to be perfect.
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I want it to be
Black Swan perfect.
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Uh, no.
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I'm focusing.
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See, that's your
problem right there.
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All this umming and ahhing shit.
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That's what makes you week.
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Hey how the fuck you want
me to commit to your script
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when you won't even
commit to finishing
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the fucking thing?
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You gotta commit to
your choices, Evan.
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Be impulsive,
that's what men do.
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No matter who you are
or who you're playing,
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make a defined fucking choice.
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Shit.
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Throw a hammer at your problems.
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I commit to my choices.
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Yeah right.
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Then why have we been
going back and forth
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for two years on this script?
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It's because I haven't
gotten it right yet.
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It's not right yet.
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What happened to
"Bro, help me out.
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"You know, it'll be quick, nice
little creative adventure."
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Creative exploration
is what I actually...
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Man we could have finished
this shit months ago.
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We don't even have a title!
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Untitled Hollywood
Hills Project.
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That's a shit title.
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This is your first
writing project.
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Get your shit together!
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Okay.
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All right, I'm gonna
get some of this weed.
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All right, let's do this.
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Come on, hit that shit.
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Take a big hit, commit!
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There it is.
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So our hero needs
to be more of a man.
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Animalistic but fearful.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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So what's he gonna do?
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He gonna stay, gonna fight?
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Gonna do nothing?
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Well my family's never
been eaten by zombies.
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My world isn't closing in on me.
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I mean when was the last
time you were truly afraid?
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Like to the core?
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Last night, my Uber
driver ran a red light.
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What did you do?
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I gave that motherfucker
a two star rating!
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If we've never felt true fear,
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true animalistic fear,
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how the fuck can we
be writing about it?
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We finish it tonight.
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And there's no nuts in this.
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How low is the dosage?
It's a low dosage of weed?
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Low, low as it go.
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I know, these
weed edibles make me
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fucking paranoid
sometimes, you know?
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Am I a friend
or am I a friend?
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I wouldn't give you no bullshit.
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It's like elementary
school shit.
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El gato, chakalate.
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So it's light, it's
light, it's just,
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-Light, light.
-Okay, okay.
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Light is Michael
Jackson's asshole.
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Oh my God.
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Mmm.
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Los gatos chakalate!
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Okay.
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What's something
scary we can do now?
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I always wanted
to jump off the roof
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into the pool.
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Crazy to think how
many people there are
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in this city, huh?
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They're
all competition.
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The womb
of pop culture.
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Hey, what's with your shoes?
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My stylist, she
want me to break them in
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for this event tomorrow night.
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I don't think the
edible's working for me.
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Imagine if Spiderman
lived in L.A.
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No fucking buildings
to hide behind.
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Paparazzi everywhere
so no exclusive shots
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for the Daily Bugle.
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That motherfucker'd be dead
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and unemployed in a second.
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Spiderman!
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You actually just ate
shrooms, by the way.
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Fuck you!
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We're letting you go.
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What?
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It's just the
business, it's nothing personal.
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It's all I have, hello?
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Nothing personal.
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-Please don't do this.
-Commit!
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You're
represented as an actor,
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not a screenwriter.
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We finish it
tonight, we finish it tonight,
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tonight, tonight, tonight.
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Why would you do this to me?!
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-It's all in your head.
-Animalistic.
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It's not real!
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We finish it tonight,
we finish it tonight.
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You're fucked in
the fucking head.
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Why, why?
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What'd I do, what'd I do?
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Oh God.
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Why would you give?
265
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,827
Why would you give me shrooms,
266
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,413
I've never done shrooms
before, I've never,
267
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,034
I don't wanna.
268
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,241
Embrace it, man.
269
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,344
I don't want
this feeling, I don't.
270
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,275
Yes you do.
You want this feeling.
271
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:28,620
This is the shit we've
been talking about.
272
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,689
Come on, describe it,
tell me what you see.
273
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:32,896
What the?
274
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,034
What?
275
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:34,827
What did you do to your hair?
276
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,931
You like it?
277
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,275
I fuck, I love it.
278
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,379
Yeah, Red Dragon, bitch.
279
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,172
Dude, whoah.
280
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,965
Blondes have more fun.
281
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,241
It really
works for you.
282
00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,620
Do you think madness
drives ambition
283
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,068
or ambition drives us mad?
284
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:49,413
You're saying some good shit.
We should write it down.
285
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:52,103
No, no, you know
what we should do?
286
00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:54,000
You wanna fill the pool
with olive oil?
287
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:55,793
Yes.
288
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,724
Happy
Halloween, Angelenos,
289
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,241
that was the feature track
from Huntley Thomas's
290
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,103
latest film "The Rising".
291
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,862
In traffic, the 101
is at a standstill.
292
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,896
The culprit of the traffic,
reportedly trick or treaters
293
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:34,482
dressed as a pack of coyotes.
294
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,931
Hey would there be such
a thing as zombie coyotes,
295
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:46,827
do you think?
296
00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,551
Is that like breaking
a rule or something?
297
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,965
'Cause we should definitely
have a moment like that.
298
00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,724
Psst,
finish it tonight.
299
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:34,620
Hello?
300
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:35,827
Raffy?
301
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,137
Hello?
302
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:05,896
Yeah!
303
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:06,965
Woo!
304
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,448
That's what I'm talking about!
305
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,034
Mission accomplished.
306
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,034
What?
307
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,034
Someone's in the house.
308
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,068
What?
309
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,241
Someone's in the house.
310
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,034
No one is in the house!
311
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,206
Someone's in the house.
312
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:25,241
I heard the, I
heard a little girl
313
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,137
and then I heard
the ding dong chime,
314
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,034
the ding dong chime at the door.
315
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,379
You are paranoid, man.
316
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,724
Just chill out.
317
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,379
Can you turn off
the music please?
318
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,586
Sora, music off.
319
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,413
The fuck?
320
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:40,862
That shit is weird.
321
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:41,758
Let's call 911.
322
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,241
Give me this fucking phone.
323
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,172
You ain't calling
fucking 911, you're high.
324
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,379
You call the police
while you high?
325
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:50,034
We'll be on TMZ by the morning!
326
00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:50,793
Shit.
327
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:53,241
All right, fuck.
328
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,344
Hello?
329
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:27,517
Probably just
trick or treaters.
330
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,724
That's why I got
a security gate.
331
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,724
To keep the little
motherfuckers out!
332
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:40,137
Why do you keep a
hammer by the door?
333
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,206
'Cause that's
what gangsters do.
334
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,896
Sometimes I get scared.
335
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:49,310
Yeah I know I
should have just got
336
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,137
a nine to five, yeah.
337
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:51,758
But just wouldn't be--
338
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,137
Ah, piece of shit.
339
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:04,379
That pool light was
definitely on, right?
340
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,655
Did you turn it off?
341
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:06,793
Because I didn't turn it off.
342
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:12,482
The fuck?
343
00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,000
Okay wait, we're on drugs.
344
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:18,620
It's just a
hallucination, right?
345
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:23,034
I mean we're on drugs,
it's a hallucination.
346
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,241
It's your robe.
347
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,206
It's just your fucking bathrobe.
348
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,448
Whoah!
349
00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:50,758
What, wait, what?
350
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,034
Okay, something's
definitely out there.
351
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,655
Something's
definitely out there.
352
00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,724
Maybe that's what set
off the front sensor.
353
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,655
Holy shit.
354
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,344
They're everywhere now.
355
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:39,965
Wow.
356
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,931
I mean that's the fucking hero.
357
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,482
That's what we've been
trying to figure out.
358
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,482
He just needs to listen
to his animal instinct.
359
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:55,137
He needs to channel
his inner beast.
360
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:58,448
I mean if there was actually
some stalker motherfucker
361
00:17:58,482 --> 00:17:59,655
in my friend's house right now,
362
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,241
that whole fight
or flight thing.
363
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:10,275
Front
door open, front door open.
364
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,068
Front door open.
365
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,206
Oh my God.
366
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,517
Man, you should see
your stupid ass face.
367
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,172
Matter of fact, you know what,
368
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,310
let me show it to
you right here.
369
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,827
Look at that!
370
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:55,103
That's Huntley, you idiot fuck!
371
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:57,931
What?
372
00:18:57,965 --> 00:18:59,862
Our scary evening
373
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:03,034
starring the Huntley Thomas.
374
00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:07,172
It's his best performance
yet.
375
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:08,241
What are you talking about?
376
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,689
Hunt, come on
man, stop acting.
377
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:17,068
I know you got all
the awards and shit
378
00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:18,137
but stop acting!
379
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,551
He's not acting.
380
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,241
Okay.
381
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:28,931
He told you.
382
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:32,379
What the fuck are you talk,
383
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,724
what the fuck are
you talking about?
384
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:43,379
I called Huntely
over to fuck with us
385
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:46,137
and obviously he told you
386
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,655
'cause now you guys
are fucking with me.
387
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,862
You can't fuck a fucker,
man, come on, Hunt!
388
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,000
Huntley.
389
00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,137
Oh, fuck.
390
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,344
Fuck!
391
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,482
I'm calling the cops.
392
00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:14,758
You're not calling.
393
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,931
Fuck, calling no fucking 911,
394
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,551
you just killed Huntley Thomas!
395
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,172
Oh shit.
396
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:24,551
Are you sure he's dead?
397
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,896
Check the
motherfucker's pulse.
398
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,034
God damn!
399
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:31,896
I thought it was your fucking,
400
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,275
I thought it was your stalker.
401
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,862
I thought he was gonna come,
402
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,862
I thought he was
your fucking stalker,
403
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:38,827
I thought he was gonna
come back and murder you.
404
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,586
I called him over here!
405
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,137
Why did you do this to me?
406
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,517
I was trying to help you
407
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,551
and you just killed
the motherfucker!
408
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,724
I did this for you!
409
00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,620
I thought I was
fucking protecting you!
410
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,413
This is it.
411
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,931
It's that shit we
was talking about.
412
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:14,758
That real deal true fear shit.
413
00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,724
Oh my God.
414
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,379
We're going to jail, man.
415
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,965
Nah.
416
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,689
We're not going nowhere.
417
00:21:24,724 --> 00:21:25,896
We're fucked.
418
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,137
I'm calling the cops.
419
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:30,758
Oh come on, fuck calling
the cops, man, help me.
420
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,137
Now quit acting like
a bitch, come on!
421
00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:37,137
Oh shit.
422
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,551
Oh my God.
423
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:40,896
Fuck.
424
00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:43,000
Oh my God, oh my God.
425
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:44,034
Jesus.
426
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,689
Oh God.
427
00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:49,000
Fuck, fuck the
motherfucker's heavy.
428
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,827
Ah shit.
429
00:21:57,862 --> 00:21:58,896
Oh my God.
430
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,034
Okay.
431
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,034
Get it up.
Come on man, my whites!
432
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:03,448
Dude, what the fuck,
it's a fucking couch!
433
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:05,206
This ball name, motherfucker!
434
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,000
Front door open.
435
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,275
Hey, baby.
436
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:15,862
How many times was it?
437
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,241
How many times did you
fuck my writing partner?
438
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,896
Whatever it is that you
wanna talk to me about,
439
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:27,793
let's talk about it outside.
440
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:28,689
Shut up!
441
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:29,862
No, no, no, no, no, no!
442
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:31,931
Google yourself.
443
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:34,482
Come on, do it.
444
00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:39,068
Come on, check it.
445
00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:40,862
You're always on
fucking Twitter.
446
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:48,965
It's all over the internet.
447
00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:53,482
Who took this picture?
448
00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:55,793
When you begged me to be
your girlfriend one month ago
449
00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:57,103
what was the thing I said?
450
00:22:58,137 --> 00:22:59,206
What was the one condition?
451
00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:04,586
I told you to fucking
never embarrass me.
452
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,793
When was it?
453
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:09,965
I can't tell if
this is real or not.
454
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,103
Who's this?
455
00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:13,448
This is Evan, Evan.
456
00:23:13,482 --> 00:23:14,620
Hi.
457
00:23:16,413 --> 00:23:18,551
We writing a thing together.
458
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,551
He's writing a thing with you?
459
00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:22,551
I'm writing a
thing with him too.
460
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:23,931
He's writing a thing with you,
461
00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,931
I'm writing a thing with him.
462
00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:29,758
I guess everybody's fucking
writing a thing!
463
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:30,724
Bitch. you drunk.
464
00:23:31,413 --> 00:23:32,620
Idiot.
465
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:34,000
It was one time!
466
00:23:34,034 --> 00:23:35,034
Shit!
Jesus, Jesus.
467
00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:38,137
Man, pitch this shit!
468
00:23:38,172 --> 00:23:40,103
-What?
-Pitch her the fucking script!
469
00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:41,758
Pitch it, pitch it!
What?
470
00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,275
Uh, our script.
471
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,896
We open on this eerie
pool at twilight,
472
00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:46,103
the time's a mystery.
473
00:23:46,137 --> 00:23:47,586
It could be morning,
it could be evening.
474
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,103
And we push in slowly
to reveal something
475
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,620
lying perfectly
still in the water.
476
00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:51,931
What is that?
477
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:52,827
As we get closer,
we realize it's
478
00:23:52,862 --> 00:23:54,137
the body of a man, face down,
479
00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:55,620
surrounded by his own blood.
480
00:23:55,655 --> 00:23:57,137
Suddenly he starts
thrashing around
481
00:23:57,172 --> 00:23:59,000
morphing into a zombie
482
00:23:59,034 --> 00:24:01,448
because it's a
meaningful zombie movie.
483
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,172
That we want you to direct!
484
00:24:03,206 --> 00:24:04,034
What?
485
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,413
What?
486
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:06,482
Yeah.
487
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:09,206
We want you to direct.
488
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,275
This is perfect for you.
489
00:24:12,413 --> 00:24:13,551
I was gonna tell you about this.
490
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,241
You expect me to believe that?
491
00:24:15,275 --> 00:24:16,586
This is the reason
why I wanted you
492
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,310
to move out to L.A.
493
00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,413
We just, we just haven't
finished the script yet
494
00:24:20,448 --> 00:24:21,724
but once we finish it, it's--
495
00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:24,310
And you expect
me to believe you?
496
00:24:24,344 --> 00:24:26,275
You know how talented
I think you are.
497
00:24:27,689 --> 00:24:31,137
Baby, just put down the gun.
498
00:24:39,793 --> 00:24:41,103
I promise you.
499
00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:42,827
Now put down the gun.
500
00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:45,241
I know you're the director
501
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,586
but let's go outside
and talk about it.
502
00:24:55,275 --> 00:24:56,310
Oh shit!
503
00:24:58,379 --> 00:24:59,862
Ah!
504
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:02,206
Shot me in the fucking foot!
505
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:04,827
No, no, no, no.
506
00:25:08,034 --> 00:25:10,379
Police! Open up!
507
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:12,103
You called the fucking police?
508
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:15,620
Fuck, when you butt dial
911, they still show up, right?
509
00:25:15,655 --> 00:25:16,689
My call must have connected.
510
00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:20,482
Put her in the closet.
511
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:21,793
What?
512
00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,379
You fucking heard me,
put her in the closet.
513
00:25:23,413 --> 00:25:24,448
What about Huntley?
514
00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:32,551
Front door open.
515
00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:37,655
Is everything
okay in there, sir?
516
00:25:37,689 --> 00:25:38,551
Ah man, everything's
great, yeah, yeah.
517
00:25:40,517 --> 00:25:42,344
It's crazy, man.
518
00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:44,862
I could have sworn
I heard gunshots.
519
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:45,758
I heard those too.
520
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:47,586
That's why I called you guys.
521
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,896
Man, it's Halloween,
it was fireworks.
522
00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:52,724
You know the kids,
trick or treat.
523
00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:54,206
Trick, they got me.
524
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:57,724
You're Raffy Rivers.
525
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,379
Guilty.
526
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:02,724
Look at your hair!
527
00:26:02,758 --> 00:26:04,965
Yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah.
528
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,793
It's a little something
I'm working on.
529
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,000
Well you know what, officer.
530
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,482
I apologize sincerely.
531
00:26:10,517 --> 00:26:12,724
But thank you for your time.
532
00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:14,413
What happened
to your foot, man?
533
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,931
A hammer.
534
00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:24,551
Tis but a scratch.
535
00:26:28,344 --> 00:26:35,000
Wink at me with
your right eye if something's
wrong.
536
00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:45,000
Holy shit, look at that city.
537
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,241
Terrible view, am I right?
538
00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:53,586
Oh get out of here.
539
00:26:55,068 --> 00:26:56,689
You get out, that.
540
00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:58,551
All right I just gotta
tell you this, man.
541
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:00,793
Your movie Arrested Affair
542
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:04,482
just happens to be my favorite
fricking movie of all time.
543
00:27:06,068 --> 00:27:06,689
Man, thank you sir.
544
00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:07,965
Sorry.
545
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,620
I feel nervous.
546
00:27:10,655 --> 00:27:12,413
Do I look nervous?
547
00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:13,689
Oh no, sir.
548
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,793
Honestly I feel nervous.
549
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,413
Why would you feel nervous?
550
00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:26,689
Because you're the police.
551
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,482
And you're in my house.
552
00:27:35,241 --> 00:27:37,275
I have to ask you something.
553
00:27:40,137 --> 00:27:41,172
Is that a chameleon?
554
00:27:43,068 --> 00:27:44,758
That is a chameleon.
555
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:45,827
I dig it.
556
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,689
It is a freak show out
there tonight, Raffy Rivers.
557
00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:55,482
I'll tell you that much.
558
00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:03,103
What do we have over here?
559
00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:07,137
What's happening over here?
560
00:28:07,172 --> 00:28:08,275
Officer.
561
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,034
Sativa or Indigo,
what's your jam, man?
562
00:28:12,068 --> 00:28:14,448
Oh, I've been
shitting nonstop.
563
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,068
Juice cleanse.
564
00:28:20,758 --> 00:28:23,689
What's going on?
565
00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:24,758
What happened?
566
00:28:26,517 --> 00:28:27,517
All right.
567
00:28:28,586 --> 00:28:29,862
Whose marijuana is this?
568
00:28:29,896 --> 00:28:31,517
Oh, um.
569
00:28:31,551 --> 00:28:33,034
Hey, get your fucking
hands where I can see them,
570
00:28:33,068 --> 00:28:35,172
both of you!
Shit, Jesus.
571
00:28:35,206 --> 00:28:38,068
I was literally just gonna
show you my weed card.
572
00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:39,931
I'm just gonna show
you my, it's medicinal.
573
00:28:39,965 --> 00:28:42,137
Medicinal for what,
what are your symptoms?
574
00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:43,206
Uh, okay.
575
00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:46,379
My symptoms are anxiety.
576
00:28:51,448 --> 00:28:54,931
Sleep disorder, I
can't sleep sometimes.
577
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:55,724
Incontinence?
578
00:28:55,758 --> 00:28:56,758
What?
579
00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:05,000
I'm sorry, man.
580
00:29:06,206 --> 00:29:07,137
We live in California.
581
00:29:08,724 --> 00:29:09,862
I'm just messing with you.
582
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,137
I feel like I'm in one
of your movies, man.
583
00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:17,172
Except my shit is real.
584
00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:24,551
I'm also an actor.
585
00:29:28,206 --> 00:29:29,137
I see the talent.
586
00:29:29,172 --> 00:29:30,517
Thank you.
587
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:32,758
Thank you for saying that.
588
00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:34,862
I can see it, I can
see the talent as well.
589
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:39,000
Both you guys, I think
we could play partners.
590
00:29:40,724 --> 00:29:44,172
Raffy Rivers, Officer Duane.
591
00:29:45,758 --> 00:29:48,413
Just call me Raffy, you
don't have to say my full name.
592
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:50,793
Just Raffy.
593
00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:51,551
Really?
594
00:29:51,586 --> 00:29:53,172
Really.
595
00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:54,862
We're that cool?
596
00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:55,931
My man.
597
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,551
Well, go ahead.
598
00:30:03,689 --> 00:30:05,137
Spark up, Raffy.
599
00:30:05,172 --> 00:30:07,068
Am I right?
600
00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:09,379
Ugh, don't mind
me, let's do this.
601
00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:10,896
Okay.
602
00:30:10,931 --> 00:30:12,551
Burn out!
603
00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:13,862
Light up!
604
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,517
Flame on.
605
00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:19,620
I gotta tell you, just
chilling with the two of you's,
606
00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:25,241
on this couch, Halloween
night, pretty sweet.
607
00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:28,448
Make my list.
608
00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:30,931
It's cool, what is that?
609
00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:32,000
It's a cool feeling.
610
00:30:46,551 --> 00:30:47,586
Jesus!
611
00:30:49,206 --> 00:30:51,310
Get up, both of you.
612
00:30:51,344 --> 00:30:52,413
Whose blood is that?
613
00:30:54,379 --> 00:30:57,379
It's um, you could
be in our film!
614
00:30:57,413 --> 00:30:58,379
What?
615
00:30:58,413 --> 00:30:59,172
What?
616
00:30:59,206 --> 00:30:59,965
Yeah.
617
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,310
The one we're writing.
618
00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:04,034
You could star opposite Raffy.
619
00:31:04,068 --> 00:31:06,103
-Not a fucking cake!
-Really?
620
00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:08,655
Hey, you put the gun down
621
00:31:08,689 --> 00:31:10,068
you can star in any
fucking movie you want to.
622
00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:12,586
Matter of fact, we can even
figure something else out.
623
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,620
Huh?
624
00:31:14,724 --> 00:31:15,827
What you looking at?
625
00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:18,586
The fuck?
626
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,000
Don't move!
627
00:31:20,034 --> 00:31:22,275
Don't you even fucking breathe!
628
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:24,655
Ma'am, Ma'am I'm coming.
629
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:30,103
Are you hurt?
630
00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:31,034
-No, no, no, no.
-Are you hysterical?
631
00:31:31,068 --> 00:31:32,034
I'm fine, I'm fine.
632
00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:32,862
What's going on here?
633
00:31:32,896 --> 00:31:33,689
Nothing, nothing.
634
00:31:33,724 --> 00:31:35,344
Everything is fake here.
635
00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:38,034
It's Halloween, Happy Halloween.
636
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:39,310
It's fake blood.
637
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,655
I was just using it for
my Halloween costume
638
00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:45,310
and I just spilled
it everywhere.
639
00:31:45,344 --> 00:31:47,517
I was gonna clean it
before you noticed, sorry.
640
00:31:47,551 --> 00:31:49,517
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
641
00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:51,827
Who are you?
642
00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:53,172
Me?
643
00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:54,793
Oh, I'm the director.
644
00:31:56,689 --> 00:31:57,896
Of what?
645
00:31:57,931 --> 00:31:59,862
Of our film, our movie.
646
00:32:01,034 --> 00:32:02,275
Look at me for a second.
647
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,931
There's actually a part
you'd be like perfect for.
648
00:32:07,965 --> 00:32:09,068
For the Sheriff?
649
00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,310
Yeah.
650
00:32:10,344 --> 00:32:11,241
Is that what
you were thinking?
651
00:32:11,275 --> 00:32:12,482
Exactly, for the Sheriff.
652
00:32:12,517 --> 00:32:15,206
You've got that real
resonance to your voice.
653
00:32:15,241 --> 00:32:17,103
These boys they stop
maturing the second
654
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,758
they moved to Hollywood, so.
655
00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:21,034
I gotta train them
to be men, you know.
656
00:32:21,068 --> 00:32:22,172
Age them up.
657
00:32:23,586 --> 00:32:27,206
So uh, tell me about
this character, hmm.
658
00:32:27,241 --> 00:32:28,896
What are we talking
about, good guy, bad guy?
659
00:32:28,931 --> 00:32:31,551
Yeah, he's the
noble man of the film.
660
00:32:31,586 --> 00:32:32,931
The noble man.
661
00:32:32,965 --> 00:32:34,413
Yeah he traps
662
00:32:34,448 --> 00:32:36,241
a herd of zombie cattle
ranchers in a barn.
663
00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:37,620
He sets it ablaze.
664
00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:40,172
But not before having
this tragic stare-off
665
00:32:40,206 --> 00:32:43,172
with his former wife
who's now a zombie.
666
00:32:43,206 --> 00:32:45,413
He stares right down the lens
667
00:32:45,448 --> 00:32:47,241
right into her eyes
668
00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,517
hoping that she
still recognizes.
669
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:50,482
But it's too late?
670
00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:52,034
Oh shit.
671
00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:54,517
The barn goes up in flames.
672
00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:04,379
So he runs in after her
673
00:33:04,413 --> 00:33:08,827
convinced that all
of this is just one
674
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,172
big old crappy mistake.
675
00:33:13,896 --> 00:33:15,586
And then what fucking happens?
676
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,172
And then she bites his
face off and he dies.
677
00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:19,793
Jesus.
678
00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:23,172
But he does it all from a
place of love and compassion.
679
00:33:23,206 --> 00:33:26,275
It has love, story.
680
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:27,896
I wanna shoot it
predominantly in white
681
00:33:27,931 --> 00:33:29,517
so you can get
that uncomfortable
682
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,793
fly on the wall
feeling, you know?
683
00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:37,068
Yeah.
684
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,551
Shooting whites.
685
00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:45,103
Oh fuck.
686
00:33:45,137 --> 00:33:46,034
Nobody move.
687
00:33:49,206 --> 00:33:50,206
Is that?
688
00:33:51,068 --> 00:33:52,103
Oh!
689
00:33:52,137 --> 00:33:54,379
What the fuck, why would?
690
00:33:54,413 --> 00:33:56,344
What the fuck, why
would you do that?
691
00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,517
You fucking kidding me?
692
00:33:57,551 --> 00:33:59,655
You guys tied me up and put me
693
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,620
in a goddamn closet
next to a dead person.
694
00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,620
You shot me in
the fucking foot!
695
00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:04,758
Well you'd both be
in handcuffs right now
696
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:05,586
if it wasn't for me.
697
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,344
Jesus.
698
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,034
I don't feel good.
699
00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:10,172
You don't feel good?
700
00:34:10,206 --> 00:34:11,758
You know what, I'm sorry.
701
00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:12,551
My stomach.
702
00:34:12,586 --> 00:34:13,689
Fuck you!
703
00:34:15,413 --> 00:34:17,034
We could even figure
some other shit out
704
00:34:17,068 --> 00:34:18,379
and looking down at
his fucking penis,
705
00:34:18,413 --> 00:34:19,931
what the fuck was that?
706
00:34:19,965 --> 00:34:22,551
Anyone who says they
haven't sucked a dick
707
00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:24,482
to get ahead in
Hollywood is lying.
708
00:34:24,517 --> 00:34:26,000
I haven't sucked any dick.
709
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,310
That's 'cause you're a girl.
710
00:34:27,344 --> 00:34:28,931
Ew.
711
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:32,310
Are you gonna
make me do it too?
712
00:34:32,344 --> 00:34:33,586
What's happening to him?
713
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,310
Ah shit, it's the,
714
00:34:35,344 --> 00:34:36,724
What's happening?
715
00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:39,448
Chocolate cats, it's the
high, he's coming down.
716
00:34:39,482 --> 00:34:41,448
The come down?
717
00:34:41,482 --> 00:34:43,310
The fucking come down?
718
00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:46,724
This is why.
719
00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:51,275
It helps
for your nausea.
720
00:34:51,310 --> 00:34:53,517
If you can't come down,
you keep going up.
721
00:34:56,172 --> 00:34:57,448
What is this?
722
00:34:57,482 --> 00:34:59,689
It's a bag of dreams.
723
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:02,068
The best strain of magic
mushroom known to man.
724
00:35:03,448 --> 00:35:04,724
Can someone please
go get some rope?
725
00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:07,206
Why the fuck
would I have rope?
726
00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:08,482
Well I don't know,
727
00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,517
rope is an ordinary
household item.
728
00:35:09,551 --> 00:35:11,275
Not in a Black man's house.
729
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,551
Okay, I'll drug him
with these shrooms,
730
00:35:12,586 --> 00:35:14,379
and then you can dump him
somewhere downtown later.
731
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,482
That, that's brilliant.
732
00:35:16,517 --> 00:35:19,413
Then he will think
that he never met me.
733
00:35:19,448 --> 00:35:21,758
This is all a dream.
734
00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:23,620
Like a Biggie lyric.
735
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,758
Can we just tie him up first
736
00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:26,517
before we shove poison
down his throat?
737
00:35:26,551 --> 00:35:29,068
I mean he could be
concussed, right?
738
00:35:29,103 --> 00:35:30,034
That's your fucking
problem, Evan.
739
00:35:30,068 --> 00:35:32,482
You're always overthinking shit.
740
00:35:32,517 --> 00:35:33,620
I didn't overthink!
741
00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:36,551
Let me fucking finish,
Evan, okay?
742
00:35:36,586 --> 00:35:37,517
That's your fucking problem!
743
00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:39,827
You're always overthinking shit.
744
00:35:39,862 --> 00:35:41,206
It can be simple.
745
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:43,620
That's why we'll never
fucking finish this script.
746
00:35:43,655 --> 00:35:45,896
That's why we're in
this situation we're in
747
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:49,586
because your ass is
an over fucking--
748
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,344
I didn't overthink
throwing a hammer
749
00:35:51,379 --> 00:35:53,275
at who I thought was
your stalker, did I?
750
00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:55,172
Why are you fucking
yelling at my house?!
751
00:35:55,206 --> 00:35:56,310
Quiet now!
752
00:35:58,103 --> 00:35:59,482
I've done it, it's done.
753
00:35:59,517 --> 00:36:01,172
Now what the fuck
are you fighting about?
754
00:36:07,586 --> 00:36:09,655
He's fucking dead
because of you.
755
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:10,724
Dead?
756
00:36:11,931 --> 00:36:12,965
What's that word mean anymore?
757
00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:15,586
I envy the word.
758
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,034
You put us all at risk.
759
00:36:20,068 --> 00:36:23,000
You can't manipulate
the world around you.
760
00:36:23,034 --> 00:36:24,068
Oh, I can.
761
00:36:26,241 --> 00:36:28,034
If you don't know that,
762
00:36:28,068 --> 00:36:29,344
then you're already dead.
763
00:36:35,137 --> 00:36:37,724
No.
764
00:36:37,758 --> 00:36:39,448
It's not your second
act turning point.
765
00:36:39,482 --> 00:36:41,068
Yeah, that's what I thought.
766
00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:42,068
It sounds fake, right?
767
00:36:42,103 --> 00:36:43,068
Yup.
768
00:36:43,103 --> 00:36:43,862
-Yeah, it sounds fake.
-Yeah.
769
00:36:43,896 --> 00:36:45,241
Okay.
770
00:36:45,275 --> 00:36:46,827
I think it needs
more action, you know?
771
00:36:46,862 --> 00:36:49,551
Just because your characters
have been surrounded by death,
772
00:36:49,586 --> 00:36:51,965
it doesn't mean they're
not affected by it.
773
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,689
No matter how heightened
your world is,
774
00:36:53,724 --> 00:36:55,965
mortality should
still be mortality.
775
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,068
Try to let it manifest
in a fucked up way.
776
00:36:59,103 --> 00:37:01,275
So yesterday, right?
777
00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:03,689
I buy this pack of
natural chewing gum.
778
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:06,689
The packaging has
these big letters on it
779
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,758
that say "Bright Green".
And I had--
780
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,310
Until right now you guys
have never had
781
00:37:10,344 --> 00:37:13,413
anything bad happen to
you before, have you?
782
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:14,931
Well have you?
783
00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,172
Maybe.
784
00:37:16,206 --> 00:37:18,827
Look baby, I told
you I was sorry, shit.
785
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,034
It's a fucked up--
786
00:37:20,068 --> 00:37:21,344
No, I'm not talking
about you, ugh.
787
00:37:21,379 --> 00:37:23,448
It's not about you all
the time, oh my God.
788
00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:24,517
I fucked up.
789
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,034
Well now
you have to tell us.
790
00:37:27,068 --> 00:37:29,137
Now I have to tell you?
791
00:37:29,172 --> 00:37:30,068
What do you think this is,
792
00:37:30,103 --> 00:37:31,517
the fucking Breakfast club?
793
00:37:31,551 --> 00:37:34,758
Yeah I love that
fucking movie.
794
00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:35,931
It is a good movie.
795
00:37:35,965 --> 00:37:37,172
So are you gonna tell us?
796
00:37:37,206 --> 00:37:38,241
What happened to you?
797
00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:41,551
Ugh.
798
00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:49,103
I was raped.
799
00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:56,206
I was uh,
800
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:01,241
I was raped in uh, in college.
801
00:38:13,965 --> 00:38:14,965
You know what,
802
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,620
no, no, excuse me.
803
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:31,724
You know the really, the
really weird part of it all
804
00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:35,551
is that,
805
00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:40,620
no one tells you that
806
00:38:42,827 --> 00:38:45,275
that when a man forces
himself inside of you,
807
00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:50,517
you don't always stay dry.
808
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,931
Like some animalistic
part tries to,
809
00:38:58,655 --> 00:38:59,689
to make it work.
810
00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:05,275
His body wanted it and,
811
00:39:08,793 --> 00:39:09,965
mine welcomed it.
812
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,448
We're just animals, I guess.
813
00:39:18,068 --> 00:39:19,103
Simple soulless animals.
814
00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:23,965
No one tells you that.
815
00:39:28,551 --> 00:39:29,862
You see?
816
00:39:29,896 --> 00:39:31,448
That's exactly how uncomfortable
817
00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:34,034
this second act turning
point needs to feel
818
00:39:34,068 --> 00:39:36,068
it should feel awkward, weird.
819
00:39:36,103 --> 00:39:39,655
I mean it's the lowest
point in the script, right?
820
00:39:39,689 --> 00:39:42,931
So that stuff didn't
really happen to you?
821
00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:46,034
No, but it's a
good story, right?
822
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,965
Isn't it obvious what
needs to happen at the end?
823
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,103
No, that's what
we're sitting here
824
00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:53,172
trying to fucking figure out.
825
00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:56,241
What?
826
00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:58,655
What's your idea on the ending?
827
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:02,068
I don't know guys, you gave
me your pitch to distract me,
828
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:04,344
I'm not gonna tell you
anything unless I'm really in.
829
00:40:04,379 --> 00:40:06,724
At this point, like what
does it even fucking matter?
830
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:08,965
Yes, you're in.
831
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,413
I mean, okay?
832
00:40:10,448 --> 00:40:11,620
Yeah?
833
00:40:11,655 --> 00:40:12,689
Yeah.
834
00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:16,413
Okay.
835
00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:19,000
But no tricks, no
lies, just business.
836
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:21,793
Just business.
837
00:40:23,344 --> 00:40:25,241
Well it's
the witching hour, Angelenos
838
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:28,034
and there's only one
minute left of Halloween.
839
00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:31,448
If you're not drunk by now or
you haven't been scared yet
840
00:40:31,482 --> 00:40:33,137
you probably should
check your pulse
841
00:40:33,172 --> 00:40:35,034
because you might
be dead already.
842
00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:37,103
And you're sure
nobody goes in here?
843
00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:39,344
Not a soul,
I live next door.
844
00:40:39,379 --> 00:40:41,034
It's vacant land.
845
00:40:41,068 --> 00:40:43,448
Are we really gonna let
this girl direct our movie?
846
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:44,517
I mean how well do you know her?
847
00:40:46,482 --> 00:40:47,586
A few months.
848
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:48,931
She was living in New York,
849
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,586
I convinced her
to move out here.
850
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,172
She's brilliant, trust me.
851
00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:53,241
She's insane.
852
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,068
Fucking insane.
853
00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,137
What great artist isn't?
854
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,241
Look at this shirt.
855
00:40:59,275 --> 00:41:00,241
Huntley's so cool.
856
00:41:00,275 --> 00:41:02,068
Yeah he was so cool.
857
00:41:02,103 --> 00:41:05,137
There's no was when it
comes to us actors, my friend.
858
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:08,137
Just turn on the TV,
you'll see him again.
859
00:41:08,172 --> 00:41:11,482
Actors can never be killed.
860
00:41:11,517 --> 00:41:14,931
They're like frozen in
pop culture carbonite.
861
00:41:17,413 --> 00:41:19,758
I mean he's Huntley
fucking Thomas.
862
00:41:21,206 --> 00:41:22,896
Been around forever.
863
00:41:22,931 --> 00:41:24,896
You never really die.
864
00:41:24,931 --> 00:41:26,517
What if you die
before you're successful,
865
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:27,931
what then?
866
00:41:27,965 --> 00:41:29,758
The egg cracks on
the outside, life ends.
867
00:41:29,793 --> 00:41:33,034
It cracks from the
inside, life begins.
868
00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:34,103
Sometimes you gotta crack.
869
00:41:36,275 --> 00:41:38,034
Did you come up with that?
870
00:41:38,068 --> 00:41:39,172
I heard it in yoga once.
871
00:41:42,448 --> 00:41:44,000
I like your shirt, man.
872
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:45,068
It's fucking cool.
873
00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:48,793
I think the second round
of shrooms just kicked in.
874
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:56,310
Eh, take it.
875
00:41:56,344 --> 00:41:57,275
Take it man, it's shit.
876
00:41:57,310 --> 00:41:59,310
I see how you're looking at it.
877
00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:01,241
You know what?
878
00:42:03,275 --> 00:42:05,413
We'll let the
coyotes do the rest.
879
00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:10,137
Oh God, this is
really fucking disturbing.
880
00:42:10,172 --> 00:42:11,379
Let's get
the fuck out of here.
881
00:42:11,413 --> 00:42:13,137
Wait, but.
882
00:42:13,172 --> 00:42:16,103
At least he
made it into the 27 Club.
883
00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,448
How?
884
00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:27,137
Front door open.
885
00:42:30,275 --> 00:42:31,344
Hey, did you
finish reading the script?
886
00:42:31,379 --> 00:42:32,689
What did you think?
887
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:33,586
Yeah, it's
actually pretty good
888
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,689
but how do you want it to end?
889
00:42:34,724 --> 00:42:35,758
He awake yet?
890
00:42:42,103 --> 00:42:43,655
God damn.
891
00:42:43,689 --> 00:42:45,206
You knocked him out pretty good.
892
00:42:47,586 --> 00:42:49,310
God, his pulse is racing.
893
00:42:51,206 --> 00:42:53,275
You weren't wearing
that shirt before.
894
00:42:54,379 --> 00:42:56,758
He stole it from a corpse.
895
00:42:56,793 --> 00:42:57,586
What?
896
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,241
You fucking kidding me?
897
00:42:59,275 --> 00:43:01,137
It's fucking
evidence, take it off.
898
00:43:01,172 --> 00:43:03,034
You fucking carrot.
899
00:43:03,068 --> 00:43:05,241
Fuck.
900
00:43:05,275 --> 00:43:07,862
I'm gonna wear, I'm wearing
one of your shirts, okay?
901
00:43:07,896 --> 00:43:09,068
Hey look at that,
that fucking shirt,
902
00:43:09,103 --> 00:43:12,758
that's one of my
favorite fucking shirts.
903
00:43:12,793 --> 00:43:14,000
Where are my keys?
904
00:43:14,827 --> 00:43:15,827
I'll get the car.
905
00:43:15,862 --> 00:43:17,689
No, you can't get the,
906
00:43:17,724 --> 00:43:19,448
it's Halloween, there's
people everywhere.
907
00:43:19,482 --> 00:43:20,793
So what are we gonna do then?
908
00:43:20,827 --> 00:43:22,655
We finish the scene.
909
00:43:22,689 --> 00:43:26,827
The scene is finished,
it's fine, finished.
910
00:43:26,862 --> 00:43:29,172
No, okay, so
they bury the body,
911
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,310
we think it's fine,
and then what?
912
00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:32,827
It's gotta keep moving.
913
00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:35,275
And they shit themselves
to death, the end.
914
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,689
Well I know what I'm doing.
915
00:43:39,068 --> 00:43:40,103
What are you, wait?
916
00:43:41,034 --> 00:43:42,000
I know you didn't.
917
00:43:42,034 --> 00:43:42,896
What about this?
918
00:43:42,931 --> 00:43:44,827
What the, walk off with my--
919
00:43:44,862 --> 00:43:46,724
What about the scripts?
920
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,344
What about it?
921
00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:49,862
Well we've only
got two scenes to go.
922
00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah, and?
923
00:43:52,689 --> 00:43:54,724
Can't we just breathe
for a second, shit.
924
00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:56,206
Would the hero
really run the risk
925
00:43:56,241 --> 00:43:58,034
of burying him in the
middle of the night?
926
00:43:58,068 --> 00:44:00,413
I mean why not just chop
him up into little pieces?
927
00:44:00,448 --> 00:44:01,862
He still wouldn't
become a zombie.
928
00:44:01,896 --> 00:44:03,413
You're overthinking it.
929
00:44:03,448 --> 00:44:04,793
That's what he does.
930
00:44:04,827 --> 00:44:05,379
No I don't.
931
00:44:05,413 --> 00:44:07,344
Yes you do.
932
00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:08,896
You know the one
thing that unifies
933
00:44:08,931 --> 00:44:10,310
everyone alive today?
934
00:44:10,344 --> 00:44:11,620
What?
935
00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:14,620
We'll all be dead eventually.
936
00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,620
Together.
937
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:19,103
And every story that's
unfolding right now,
938
00:44:19,137 --> 00:44:21,620
one day there won't be a single
person alive to tell them.
939
00:44:21,655 --> 00:44:24,827
So it's our job to show future
generations how we live now.
940
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:27,344
Which is probably
how we always lived
941
00:44:28,793 --> 00:44:29,827
and how we always will.
942
00:44:33,517 --> 00:44:35,000
That was deep shit.
943
00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:38,482
We'll have it
done by tomorrow.
944
00:44:38,517 --> 00:44:40,241
We could be writing
it for another 10 years.
945
00:44:40,275 --> 00:44:42,482
I mean how do we even
know when it's done?
946
00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:47,586
You'll hear
ringing in your ear.
947
00:44:51,206 --> 00:44:53,137
Whenever you finish
something big,
948
00:44:54,551 --> 00:44:55,586
you hear this
ringing in your ear.
949
00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:58,000
It's called the White Noise.
950
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,206
The White Noise?
951
00:45:05,344 --> 00:45:06,689
Yeah.
952
00:45:06,724 --> 00:45:08,413
Most people never hear
it in their lifetime.
953
00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:10,689
And you just hear this
everyday, I'm guessing.
954
00:45:14,068 --> 00:45:16,275
Well you'd guess that, huh?
955
00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:17,517
But no, never.
956
00:45:20,655 --> 00:45:22,068
Never heard it.
957
00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:24,448
Just heard about it.
958
00:45:24,482 --> 00:45:25,655
Maybe one day.
959
00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:33,689
Anyway, it's been a
strange night, guys.
960
00:45:33,724 --> 00:45:35,931
Inspiration only comes
when the body's relaxed.
961
00:45:37,827 --> 00:45:38,862
So let's relax.
962
00:45:41,275 --> 00:45:42,379
Let's relax, right.
963
00:45:42,413 --> 00:45:43,827
How are we supposed to do that?
964
00:45:47,068 --> 00:45:48,103
Sex helps me.
965
00:45:54,689 --> 00:45:56,034
So does dancing.
966
00:45:58,068 --> 00:46:00,137
Ever heard of dance cardio?
967
00:46:00,172 --> 00:46:01,448
That's where we met.
968
00:46:15,551 --> 00:46:17,896
♪ Inside your head
969
00:46:17,931 --> 00:46:22,034
♪ Late at night watching
these films that feel bare ♪
970
00:46:22,068 --> 00:46:26,413
♪ Lost your mind and when
you sit back stare and ♪
971
00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:30,896
♪ Stopped rewinded
for you that ♪
972
00:46:30,931 --> 00:46:34,482
♪ Is it all inside
973
00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:40,275
♪ My mind, oh no
974
00:46:41,275 --> 00:46:45,310
♪ Could it just be
975
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:49,413
♪ Half of them to be
976
00:46:49,448 --> 00:46:54,413
♪ 'cause I wanna look
as you lose your mind ♪
977
00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:59,034
♪ Someone within the line
978
00:46:59,068 --> 00:47:02,689
♪ Just you there who
tears me a time ♪
979
00:47:02,724 --> 00:47:07,413
♪ I'm sure you'll be fine
980
00:47:07,448 --> 00:47:12,172
♪ Did you leave it
back with yesterday ♪
981
00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:16,241
♪ Or maybe you lost
it all this way ♪
982
00:47:16,275 --> 00:47:19,137
♪ Don't be so silly boy
983
00:47:19,172 --> 00:47:20,586
♪ It's right here
984
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:23,241
♪ You're the state
985
00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:26,172
Ah, um, I should,
986
00:47:26,206 --> 00:47:27,241
I should get back to writing.
987
00:47:27,275 --> 00:47:29,413
No, no, stay here.
988
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,241
Come on, let me
teach you to dance.
989
00:47:36,068 --> 00:47:38,482
Look, I'm not, no,
I'm not a good dancer.
990
00:47:38,517 --> 00:47:39,793
Wrong, I'm sure
you're a good dancer.
991
00:47:39,827 --> 00:47:41,172
No, I'm bad.
992
00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:42,896
Really bad.
993
00:47:42,931 --> 00:47:45,275
I'm not coordinated at all.
994
00:47:47,896 --> 00:47:49,344
Jazz, what the fuck, come on,
995
00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:50,620
what are you doing?
996
00:47:50,655 --> 00:47:52,344
Okay, I'm no.
997
00:47:52,379 --> 00:47:53,724
Come on, you guys need help.
998
00:47:53,758 --> 00:47:55,379
I'm not getting in
the way of this shit.
999
00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:56,448
No.
1000
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,310
The man wants
to go, let him go.
1001
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:00,448
No, he wants to stay with me.
1002
00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:03,551
It's not your business.
1003
00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,206
♪ You looked all right
1004
00:48:09,241 --> 00:48:13,068
♪ Now when I look at
you and I say how ♪
1005
00:48:13,103 --> 00:48:14,172
♪ Do you do
1006
00:48:15,379 --> 00:48:17,034
♪ That's what she says
1007
00:48:17,068 --> 00:48:19,896
♪ Are you gonna be my man
1008
00:48:21,206 --> 00:48:22,620
You took these fucking
pictures, didn't you?
1009
00:48:22,655 --> 00:48:24,275
You really think
I'd stand there
1010
00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:25,517
and watch you fuck someone else?
1011
00:48:25,551 --> 00:48:26,413
Then who the
fuck took them then?
1012
00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:28,241
I don't know, anyone.
1013
00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:30,137
Can you please stop it now!
1014
00:48:32,241 --> 00:48:33,344
Fuck you!
1015
00:48:33,379 --> 00:48:36,034
-They're inside!
-What?
1016
00:48:36,068 --> 00:48:37,551
Whoever took these pictures
were inside the house.
1017
00:48:37,586 --> 00:48:38,827
The stalker.
1018
00:48:38,862 --> 00:48:40,103
What if they're
watching right now?
1019
00:48:40,137 --> 00:48:42,517
That means they seen all this.
1020
00:48:42,551 --> 00:48:43,551
Everything!
1021
00:48:44,448 --> 00:48:45,482
Fuck!
1022
00:48:55,482 --> 00:48:57,137
What the fuck?
1023
00:48:57,172 --> 00:48:59,827
It's my autopilot
surveillance drone.
1024
00:49:02,068 --> 00:49:03,379
It's attracted
to movement and heat.
1025
00:49:03,413 --> 00:49:05,793
I'ma set it to scan and
recharge every 30 minutes.
1026
00:49:05,827 --> 00:49:07,034
What does that mean?
1027
00:49:07,068 --> 00:49:08,655
I mean it
automatically recharges
1028
00:49:08,689 --> 00:49:09,689
and watches over the house.
1029
00:49:09,724 --> 00:49:11,034
Streams straight to my phone.
1030
00:49:11,068 --> 00:49:12,034
Okay, no, no, no, come on.
1031
00:49:12,068 --> 00:49:13,103
This is fucking insane.
1032
00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:14,827
We have to call the cops.
1033
00:49:14,862 --> 00:49:16,103
It's not a fucking
option, Evan.
1034
00:49:16,137 --> 00:49:19,310
Someone broke into your house.
1035
00:49:19,344 --> 00:49:21,034
We killed someone tonight,
I killed someone tonight.
1036
00:49:21,068 --> 00:49:22,724
Accidentally.
1037
00:49:22,758 --> 00:49:24,172
Yeah so we call the cops
and explain that to them.
1038
00:49:24,206 --> 00:49:25,448
We're not these people.
1039
00:49:28,103 --> 00:49:31,137
We could explain to them
that it was self-defense.
1040
00:49:31,172 --> 00:49:33,241
That's what we explain to
them, it was self-defense.
1041
00:49:33,275 --> 00:49:34,551
So you're just gonna call
1042
00:49:34,586 --> 00:49:35,862
and tell them that
you hit somebody
1043
00:49:35,896 --> 00:49:37,620
in the back of the head
with a fucking hammer?
1044
00:49:37,655 --> 00:49:38,758
It looks premeditated!
1045
00:49:38,793 --> 00:49:40,068
Shh.
1046
00:49:40,103 --> 00:49:41,034
And then what are we
supposed to tell them
1047
00:49:41,068 --> 00:49:42,344
about the cop in the closet?
1048
00:49:42,379 --> 00:49:44,000
We're not gonna be able
to tell them anything
1049
00:49:44,034 --> 00:49:45,655
if this fucking psycho got
photos from tonight, are we?
1050
00:49:47,344 --> 00:49:49,068
Jesus, we killed Huntley Thomas.
1051
00:49:49,103 --> 00:49:51,413
Hey listen, Huntley
isn't a zombie, okay?
1052
00:49:51,448 --> 00:49:52,724
He's still gonna
be dead tomorrow.
1053
00:49:52,758 --> 00:49:53,758
He's gonna be dead next week
1054
00:49:53,793 --> 00:49:55,034
and the week after.
1055
00:49:55,068 --> 00:49:57,103
We're creating
something now, okay?
1056
00:49:57,137 --> 00:49:58,896
Something amazing and meaningful
1057
00:49:58,931 --> 00:50:00,586
which is so much
more important than
1058
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:03,034
one actor's life, by the way.
1059
00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:04,448
And you're about to finish.
1060
00:50:04,482 --> 00:50:06,931
You're about to finish tonight.
1061
00:50:06,965 --> 00:50:09,034
So turn yourselves in
tomorrow if you have to,
1062
00:50:09,068 --> 00:50:10,275
just don't do it tonight.
1063
00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:14,551
Why are you helping us?
Huh, why are you here?
1064
00:50:14,586 --> 00:50:18,137
You could have had us
arrested, you could have left.
1065
00:50:18,172 --> 00:50:19,482
And ruin an opportunity?
1066
00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:22,275
Wouldn't have much
of a movie to direct
1067
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:23,517
without the movie star.
1068
00:50:26,103 --> 00:50:27,275
Or the writer.
1069
00:50:29,413 --> 00:50:31,931
Look, this is how Huntley
Thomas would have wanted it.
1070
00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:33,965
This creation, our movie.
1071
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,448
They're gonna talk about
this for a hundred years.
1072
00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:38,827
This is pop culture
like a motherfucker!
1073
00:50:38,862 --> 00:50:40,724
Come on, even Officer Duane.
1074
00:50:40,758 --> 00:50:41,896
He's gonna be in on it too.
1075
00:50:41,931 --> 00:50:43,103
We're all gonna be
fucking legends.
1076
00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:46,793
I'ma go check the gate code,
1077
00:50:46,827 --> 00:50:48,068
switch all that shit
up, lock everything up.
1078
00:50:48,103 --> 00:50:49,620
You guys go check out
the secret garden.
1079
00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:52,206
He comes back, we gonna be
ready for that motherfucker.
1080
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:54,241
Shit.
1081
00:51:04,482 --> 00:51:05,965
Drug him and dump
him somewhere downtown.
1082
00:51:10,413 --> 00:51:12,586
So where's the perfect
place to hide a body?
1083
00:51:31,931 --> 00:51:33,413
Why are you friends with him?
1084
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:38,000
Why am I friends with him?
1085
00:51:39,241 --> 00:51:41,344
Why did you date him?
1086
00:51:41,379 --> 00:51:44,172
I don't know, I guess he
makes things adventurous.
1087
00:51:44,206 --> 00:51:45,586
He does.
1088
00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:47,379
I met him on my
first day in New York.
1089
00:51:47,413 --> 00:51:48,103
No way.
1090
00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:49,275
Yup.
1091
00:51:49,310 --> 00:51:51,000
I met him on my
first day in L.A.
1092
00:51:51,034 --> 00:51:52,241
Wait, really?
1093
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,137
Yeah, I was an extra
1094
00:51:54,172 --> 00:51:55,310
on this movie
that he was shooting.
1095
00:51:55,344 --> 00:51:57,275
He rescued me
from this insane producer
1096
00:51:57,310 --> 00:51:58,793
who was yelling at me for eating
1097
00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:01,586
before the casting crew, and um,
1098
00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:05,482
it was fucking amazing.
1099
00:52:05,517 --> 00:52:08,551
Just this movie star
sticking up for a nobody.
1100
00:52:09,758 --> 00:52:10,793
You're too smart
to be a nobody.
1101
00:52:15,689 --> 00:52:16,896
You don't need him.
1102
00:52:19,172 --> 00:52:20,206
You know that, right?
1103
00:52:24,206 --> 00:52:25,241
Do you?
1104
00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:32,034
You need to leave.
1105
00:52:33,413 --> 00:52:36,068
Don't tell Raffy, but
I'm calling the cops.
1106
00:52:39,896 --> 00:52:41,275
We're not murderers.
1107
00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:45,689
Just, I'm calling
them this time.
1108
00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:46,758
I can't do this.
1109
00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:19,310
I'm
here for you, Raffy.
1110
00:53:19,344 --> 00:53:20,379
Raffy.
1111
00:53:21,655 --> 00:53:23,448
Raffy Rivers.
1112
00:53:23,482 --> 00:53:24,931
Leave me alone.
1113
00:53:24,965 --> 00:53:26,551
Leave me the fuck alone.
1114
00:53:27,482 --> 00:53:28,517
I don't wanna be famous no more.
1115
00:53:29,379 --> 00:53:30,655
Leave me alone.
1116
00:53:30,689 --> 00:53:32,103
The fuck you
looking at, let's go.
1117
00:53:32,137 --> 00:53:36,172
Oh shit, where
the fuck is this party?
1118
00:54:16,206 --> 00:54:18,758
Did you see something?
1119
00:54:21,655 --> 00:54:22,689
No, you?
1120
00:54:26,068 --> 00:54:27,068
No.
1121
00:54:33,827 --> 00:54:34,862
You okay?
1122
00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:38,758
Raffy?
1123
00:54:40,827 --> 00:54:43,275
I'm supposed to be
turning 28 next year.
1124
00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:49,965
I used to count these every day.
1125
00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:52,724
I thought I'd be better by now.
1126
00:54:55,137 --> 00:54:56,172
Have more control.
1127
00:54:59,034 --> 00:55:02,310
You know, making shit
that I actually wanna do.
1128
00:55:05,241 --> 00:55:06,275
I actually cared about.
1129
00:55:08,034 --> 00:55:09,620
I ain't been offered anything.
1130
00:55:10,517 --> 00:55:12,034
Not one fucking offer
1131
00:55:13,758 --> 00:55:15,620
since Underwater Sinners tanked.
1132
00:55:16,517 --> 00:55:17,862
You're Raffy Rivers.
1133
00:55:17,896 --> 00:55:19,206
You're a movie star.
1134
00:55:19,241 --> 00:55:21,000
One bad film isn't
gonna kill your career.
1135
00:55:22,517 --> 00:55:25,931
I guess Raffy Rivers
is all washed up.
1136
00:55:28,413 --> 00:55:29,448
That was a good pun.
1137
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:34,172
Raffy Rivers, all washed up.
1138
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,103
I know.
1139
00:55:38,275 --> 00:55:41,068
Look, man, you're
the real artist.
1140
00:55:42,724 --> 00:55:43,758
You're the talented one.
1141
00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:46,620
Me, no.
1142
00:55:46,655 --> 00:55:47,689
No I'm not, you are.
1143
00:55:50,551 --> 00:55:53,482
This movie, our movie,
1144
00:55:54,413 --> 00:55:55,448
we need to finish it.
1145
00:55:58,068 --> 00:55:59,413
This shit could be amazing.
1146
00:56:01,103 --> 00:56:02,206
I believe that.
1147
00:56:04,068 --> 00:56:06,000
Shit, you gotta believe.
1148
00:56:06,034 --> 00:56:07,931
You gotta believe
it could be amazing.
1149
00:56:10,275 --> 00:56:11,310
My acting agent dropped me.
1150
00:56:15,068 --> 00:56:16,103
When?
1151
00:56:17,172 --> 00:56:18,206
This morning.
1152
00:56:19,896 --> 00:56:21,758
I didn't tell you, so.
1153
00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:26,413
I have no idea what I'm doing.
1154
00:56:26,448 --> 00:56:28,793
You're writing, I'm
directing and he's starring.
1155
00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:29,862
That's what we're doing.
1156
00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:40,344
Fuck 'em!
1157
00:56:47,068 --> 00:56:47,931
Fuck 'em!
1158
00:56:49,068 --> 00:56:50,137
Fuck 'em!
1159
00:56:50,172 --> 00:56:51,517
Come on!
1160
00:56:51,551 --> 00:56:53,310
Fuck these motherfuckers!
1161
00:56:53,344 --> 00:56:54,655
Fuck 'em.
1162
00:56:54,689 --> 00:56:55,827
Fuck 'em.
1163
00:56:55,862 --> 00:56:57,620
Fuck 'em.
1164
00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:59,068
Fuck 'em.
1165
00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,310
Fuck 'em.
1166
00:57:00,344 --> 00:57:01,413
Fuck 'em!
1167
00:57:01,448 --> 00:57:02,344
Woo!
1168
00:57:03,310 --> 00:57:04,344
Fuck 'em!
1169
00:57:06,068 --> 00:57:07,137
Fuck Harvey!
1170
00:57:11,206 --> 00:57:12,931
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1171
00:57:15,482 --> 00:57:17,000
Every movie I did, we
could do that shit!
1172
00:57:57,068 --> 00:57:59,448
Your
burning ambition?
1173
00:57:59,482 --> 00:58:01,793
Ah, so you remember.
1174
00:58:01,827 --> 00:58:03,000
Come on.
1175
00:58:03,034 --> 00:58:04,034
Ah.
1176
00:58:05,068 --> 00:58:06,344
I truly
believe in you.
1177
00:58:06,379 --> 00:58:07,689
No, stop it.
1178
00:58:07,724 --> 00:58:09,241
You get
an opportunity.
1179
00:58:09,275 --> 00:58:10,586
Please, what
are you talking about.
1180
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,172
Isn't everyone preying
on everyone's ambition?
1181
00:58:21,896 --> 00:58:22,931
Ready?
1182
00:58:24,655 --> 00:58:25,689
Yeah, yeah.
1183
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,068
He's dead.
1184
00:58:29,103 --> 00:58:31,827
He's dead because of you.
1185
00:58:31,862 --> 00:58:32,896
Dead?
1186
00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:35,172
What does that mean anymore?
1187
00:58:36,241 --> 00:58:37,241
I mean--
1188
00:58:37,275 --> 00:58:38,310
Stop, stop, stop.
1189
00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:41,241
Can you try it all again,
1190
00:58:41,275 --> 00:58:43,241
but without any dialogue?
1191
00:58:43,275 --> 00:58:44,206
Why?
1192
00:58:44,241 --> 00:58:45,551
Why not?
1193
00:58:45,586 --> 00:58:47,275
No, why don't we just
switch the words around?
1194
00:58:47,310 --> 00:58:48,620
We'll just change
the line when he,
1195
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:49,655
-No, no, no.
-It's the weird part
1196
00:58:49,689 --> 00:58:50,586
where he goes into the--
1197
00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:51,620
No words.
1198
00:58:54,344 --> 00:58:55,896
No words, okay.
1199
00:58:55,931 --> 00:58:58,000
You're having
fun with this, huh?
1200
00:58:58,034 --> 00:58:59,034
Just connect with each other.
1201
00:59:01,137 --> 00:59:02,344
Do it.
1202
00:59:02,379 --> 00:59:07,310
Okay, action.
1203
00:59:47,482 --> 00:59:48,517
Oops.
1204
00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:50,931
Guess that one had nuts in it.
1205
00:59:53,137 --> 00:59:55,586
What's happening,
what's wrong with him?
1206
00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:57,068
You okay?
1207
00:59:57,103 --> 00:59:58,344
Damn, E.
1208
00:59:59,724 --> 01:00:01,275
You look terrified.
1209
01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:03,379
You should probably take a
selfie, where's your phone?
1210
01:00:03,413 --> 01:00:04,413
Oh that's right.
1211
01:00:05,965 --> 01:00:07,931
I told you to take his phone.
1212
01:00:07,965 --> 01:00:09,275
I didn't tell you to kill him.
1213
01:00:09,310 --> 01:00:10,896
He's fine.
1214
01:00:10,931 --> 01:00:12,413
He's just allergic to nuts.
1215
01:00:12,448 --> 01:00:15,655
You understand why we
couldn't call the cops, right?
1216
01:00:15,689 --> 01:00:18,724
It would ruin everything
that we've worked for.
1217
01:00:18,758 --> 01:00:20,000
You don't wanna do that.
1218
01:00:21,793 --> 01:00:23,275
You should see this
as an opportunity.
1219
01:00:23,310 --> 01:00:26,000
I mean, you're right
there on death's doorstep
1220
01:00:26,034 --> 01:00:27,551
but you have a magical
adrenaline shot
1221
01:00:27,586 --> 01:00:31,103
that fixes everything instantly.
1222
01:00:31,137 --> 01:00:34,068
It's like an antidote
to your kryptonite.
1223
01:00:37,344 --> 01:00:39,000
Okay, well
what do we do now?
1224
01:00:39,034 --> 01:00:41,103
You just relax!
1225
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,793
No, we have to help him,
he's fucking dying right now.
1226
01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:44,448
He's not dying!
1227
01:00:44,482 --> 01:00:45,965
Yes he is, look!
1228
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,275
He has six minutes of life.
1229
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,413
Well, five minutes
and 30 seconds.
1230
01:00:52,310 --> 01:00:53,758
Relax.
1231
01:00:53,793 --> 01:00:55,310
I'm giving him inspiration.
1232
01:00:55,344 --> 01:00:57,413
How many people can
say that they walked
1233
01:00:57,448 --> 01:01:01,413
through the gates of
hell and survived.
1234
01:01:01,448 --> 01:01:06,379
How does it feel to
taste your own mortality?
1235
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,827
Man, it's a special moment.
1236
01:01:12,862 --> 01:01:14,586
It's a gift.
1237
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,724
You're crazy.
1238
01:01:15,758 --> 01:01:17,724
When you're on
your real deathbed,
1239
01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:18,724
you'll look back at this moment,
1240
01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,344
and it won't be so scary.
1241
01:01:22,551 --> 01:01:23,586
All right.
1242
01:01:24,896 --> 01:01:26,000
Where's the adrenaline shot?
1243
01:01:27,344 --> 01:01:28,724
Where is it?
1244
01:01:28,758 --> 01:01:31,068
You have an adrenaline?
It should be his clothes.
1245
01:01:31,103 --> 01:01:32,241
Where is it?
1246
01:01:32,275 --> 01:01:34,103
Jacket, jacket.
1247
01:01:34,137 --> 01:01:35,482
Jacket, jacket!
1248
01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:36,275
Okay, where's
it, where's your,
1249
01:01:36,310 --> 01:01:37,655
where's his jacket?
1250
01:01:37,689 --> 01:01:38,551
I don't fucking know!
1251
01:01:38,586 --> 01:01:40,896
Hey Evan, where's your jacket?
1252
01:01:44,758 --> 01:01:45,862
Huh?
1253
01:01:45,896 --> 01:01:47,206
Huntley, shit!
1254
01:01:51,310 --> 01:01:52,413
Ah!
1255
01:02:09,758 --> 01:02:12,551
Come on, come on.
1256
01:02:32,586 --> 01:02:34,034
Kssh!
1257
01:02:34,068 --> 01:02:35,103
Get off!
1258
01:02:36,689 --> 01:02:37,655
Fuck!
1259
01:03:54,137 --> 01:03:55,172
I got it!
1260
01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:57,448
Take his pants off!
1261
01:03:57,482 --> 01:03:58,793
It goes in his leg!
1262
01:04:00,896 --> 01:04:03,310
The coyotes are falling for
the bait, so we're good!
1263
01:04:11,655 --> 01:04:12,689
Evan?
1264
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,551
Sora, off.
1265
01:04:17,034 --> 01:04:18,724
Sora, off!
1266
01:04:21,551 --> 01:04:22,586
Yo!
1267
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
You win.
1268
01:04:31,931 --> 01:04:32,965
You got me.
1269
01:04:34,655 --> 01:04:36,862
You scared the shit
out of me, man.
1270
01:04:36,896 --> 01:04:38,379
Thought I almost killed you.
1271
01:04:45,068 --> 01:04:46,206
Hello?
1272
01:04:49,068 --> 01:04:50,137
Front door open.
1273
01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:06,586
Madness
drives ambition.
1274
01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:08,275
How many times was it?
1275
01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:11,103
Whoever took these pictures
were inside the house!
1276
01:05:11,137 --> 01:05:12,620
Who took this picture?
1277
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,448
The fuck?
1278
01:05:25,482 --> 01:05:26,896
How did you even fucking--
1279
01:05:26,931 --> 01:05:29,034
I always keep an extra
one of these in my car.
1280
01:05:29,068 --> 01:05:32,310
But thank you for
bringing this back.
1281
01:05:32,344 --> 01:05:33,793
These things are
fucking expensive.
1282
01:05:34,862 --> 01:05:36,482
The fuck out of here.
1283
01:05:39,068 --> 01:05:40,793
What's this?
1284
01:05:40,827 --> 01:05:41,862
It's your turn.
1285
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,241
Russian Roulette,
classic and old school.
1286
01:05:53,275 --> 01:05:55,758
You know how I know
this shit isn't loaded,
1287
01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:58,758
'cause you're too
pussy for that.
1288
01:05:58,793 --> 01:06:02,034
Too much of a fucking pussy.
1289
01:06:02,068 --> 01:06:03,172
Then why do you have
it aimed at my head?
1290
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,482
Just put it to your head
and pull the trigger once.
1291
01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:08,586
Got a one in six chance.
1292
01:06:10,482 --> 01:06:14,310
Who came up with this
little shitty cliche, hmm?
1293
01:06:14,344 --> 01:06:15,344
You or him?
1294
01:06:16,827 --> 01:06:17,965
Are you scared?
1295
01:06:20,793 --> 01:06:22,241
This moment's a gift, bro.
1296
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,620
Can you taste your
own mortality?
1297
01:06:28,413 --> 01:06:29,448
I don't feel shit.
1298
01:06:30,103 --> 01:06:31,517
Oh yeah?
1299
01:06:31,551 --> 01:06:32,551
How about now?
1300
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,965
I think you wanted me to
kill Huntley on purpose.
1301
01:06:45,655 --> 01:06:46,931
One less actor to compete with.
1302
01:06:52,344 --> 01:06:57,448
You, you, think this script
1303
01:06:57,482 --> 01:06:58,517
is gonna change something, huh?
1304
01:06:59,827 --> 01:07:01,103
It's gonna fucking
change your life, huh?
1305
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,034
You're gonna be some
big fucking movie star
1306
01:07:04,068 --> 01:07:05,068
after this bullshit?
1307
01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:09,482
Come on, Evan!
1308
01:07:09,517 --> 01:07:12,310
My fucking agent would
never let me co star
1309
01:07:12,344 --> 01:07:14,896
in a movie with you.
1310
01:07:18,689 --> 01:07:21,103
If they were gonna hire you,
who would they call, huh?
1311
01:07:24,275 --> 01:07:28,103
You are a unemployed
actor in Los Angeles
1312
01:07:29,965 --> 01:07:31,793
with no fucking money
1313
01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:34,379
and no agent.
1314
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:43,034
You pull that trigger on me
and I will fucking kill you.
1315
01:07:43,068 --> 01:07:45,448
You know how I know
this shit is not loaded?
1316
01:07:46,758 --> 01:07:48,793
Because you fucking need me.
1317
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:51,103
Both of you.
1318
01:07:51,137 --> 01:07:52,793
You ain't shit without me.
1319
01:07:59,103 --> 01:08:00,206
I loved you.
1320
01:08:03,206 --> 01:08:06,379
I loved you and
you fucked with me.
1321
01:08:13,827 --> 01:08:14,862
Told you.
1322
01:08:17,034 --> 01:08:19,103
I'm a entity to you.
1323
01:08:21,344 --> 01:08:23,448
Got me tied up in
this fucking chair
1324
01:08:25,068 --> 01:08:27,000
and I still hold all the cards.
1325
01:08:29,172 --> 01:08:33,724
Raffy Rivers.
1326
01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:34,793
Who are you?
1327
01:08:35,482 --> 01:08:36,517
A nobody.
1328
01:08:37,931 --> 01:08:40,344
Fucking pathetic.
1329
01:08:42,793 --> 01:08:43,827
Fuck are you doing?!
1330
01:09:56,827 --> 01:09:57,862
Ah, fuck!
1331
01:09:59,965 --> 01:10:01,758
You've had the knife
behind you the whole time?
1332
01:10:06,931 --> 01:10:07,965
Fuck, ah!
1333
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:13,344
It was all pretend!
1334
01:10:13,379 --> 01:10:14,965
It was.
1335
01:10:15,862 --> 01:10:17,827
No, no!
1336
01:10:17,862 --> 01:10:21,034
All of this, I set it
up, it was all pretend.
1337
01:10:21,068 --> 01:10:22,689
What?
1338
01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:24,931
I had the agents call you
and let you go.
1339
01:10:26,206 --> 01:10:27,241
Why?
1340
01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:29,896
I thought it was the
firecracker that you needed
1341
01:10:29,931 --> 01:10:31,896
to finish this script.
1342
01:10:38,551 --> 01:10:40,517
So I have an agent?
1343
01:10:40,551 --> 01:10:43,551
Yes, yes, you got
a fucking agent.
1344
01:10:45,448 --> 01:10:48,482
And Huntley,
he's still alive?
1345
01:10:48,517 --> 01:10:51,000
Nah, he's still dead.
1346
01:10:51,034 --> 01:10:52,034
And...
1347
01:10:55,103 --> 01:10:56,068
Scene.
1348
01:11:01,517 --> 01:11:02,551
You guys.
1349
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:04,965
It's crazy.
1350
01:11:07,103 --> 01:11:09,275
You can pretty much do
anything you want in this town
1351
01:11:09,310 --> 01:11:10,413
if you have a good
enough costume.
1352
01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:19,172
Someone smells good today.
1353
01:11:23,103 --> 01:11:24,896
It's fucking him.
1354
01:11:24,931 --> 01:11:26,034
Who?
1355
01:11:26,965 --> 01:11:28,172
The stalker.
1356
01:11:28,206 --> 01:11:29,241
No.
1357
01:11:30,172 --> 01:11:31,172
No, no, no, no.
1358
01:11:31,206 --> 01:11:34,758
The whole world is your stalker.
1359
01:11:38,103 --> 01:11:39,689
I just take the photos, man.
1360
01:11:42,862 --> 01:11:44,000
It was uh,
1361
01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:44,965
it was a lot of fun watching you
1362
01:11:47,068 --> 01:11:52,034
fuck that...
that shorty while you were
1363
01:11:52,068 --> 01:11:53,068
wherever you were.
1364
01:11:55,275 --> 01:11:57,586
She has much bigger
titties than you.
1365
01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,034
All right man,
that's fucking enough!
1366
01:11:59,068 --> 01:12:03,517
Did you know that they gave me
45 grand for that shot?
1367
01:12:03,551 --> 01:12:08,172
45 thousand dollars!
1368
01:12:11,068 --> 01:12:12,586
It's my masterpiece.
1369
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:15,586
That's why you've been
fucking with me, huh?
1370
01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,172
45, that's why you've
been fucking with me?
1371
01:12:18,206 --> 01:12:21,137
The crazier you
get, the richer I get.
1372
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,000
Sorry bro, it's just business.
1373
01:12:27,034 --> 01:12:29,275
And I knew the shit
was gonna hit the fan
1374
01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:31,000
when you came home and found out
1375
01:12:31,034 --> 01:12:35,896
he was cocksawing
through everything.
1376
01:12:37,931 --> 01:12:39,965
So I came back to
get that killer shot.
1377
01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:44,206
I didn't expect to
find three killers.
1378
01:12:44,241 --> 01:12:46,379
Front door open.
1379
01:12:46,413 --> 01:12:47,793
Front door open.
1380
01:12:47,827 --> 01:12:50,034
What the?
1381
01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:55,103
Fuck calling
the cops, man, help me.
1382
01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:57,068
You know, he'd
probably still be alive
1383
01:12:57,103 --> 01:12:58,724
if he hadn't seen
me hiding there.
1384
01:13:01,862 --> 01:13:02,896
Winning.
1385
01:13:04,827 --> 01:13:05,724
I like your shirt.
1386
01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:07,896
What?
1387
01:13:07,931 --> 01:13:09,310
Your shirt,
where'd you get it?
1388
01:13:11,793 --> 01:13:12,896
This isn't mine.
1389
01:13:14,379 --> 01:13:16,413
It's that drone
recording everything?
1390
01:13:16,448 --> 01:13:17,482
And it
streams to my phone.
1391
01:13:19,379 --> 01:13:21,827
How are you feeling?
1392
01:13:21,862 --> 01:13:23,310
Lugging Huntley's body
into the block next door.
1393
01:13:24,241 --> 01:13:25,413
What?
1394
01:13:26,413 --> 01:13:27,482
What are you saying?
1395
01:13:27,517 --> 01:13:28,586
You must be exhausted.
1396
01:13:30,137 --> 01:13:31,448
No.
1397
01:13:31,482 --> 01:13:33,034
No, no, no, no.
1398
01:13:33,068 --> 01:13:34,724
Nice try, you stupid bitch.
1399
01:13:34,758 --> 01:13:36,034
I didn't kill anybody.
1400
01:13:36,068 --> 01:13:37,103
Well it sucks that
your fingerprints
1401
01:13:37,137 --> 01:13:38,413
are on the gun, though.
1402
01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:43,931
You should apologize
for shooting Raffy
Rivers in the foot.
1403
01:13:43,965 --> 01:13:45,517
No!
1404
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:47,551
No, fuck you.
1405
01:13:47,586 --> 01:13:49,620
Especially while
impersonating a police officer.
1406
01:13:49,655 --> 01:13:50,931
Stop it.
1407
01:13:50,965 --> 01:13:52,931
Stop moving, stop moving!
1408
01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:10,689
E!
1409
01:14:12,344 --> 01:14:13,655
Fuck you all!
1410
01:14:13,689 --> 01:14:14,724
Fuck you!
1411
01:14:30,931 --> 01:14:32,103
I can hear it.
1412
01:14:33,137 --> 01:14:35,758
The White Noise, I can hear it.
1413
01:14:43,448 --> 01:14:45,551
The hero needs to die.
1414
01:14:47,586 --> 01:14:48,620
That's the end.
1415
01:14:52,275 --> 01:14:53,310
You actually loaded it.
1416
01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:56,551
It was loaded the whole time.
1417
01:14:58,586 --> 01:15:00,620
I thought it was the
firecracker you needed.
1418
01:15:03,068 --> 01:15:04,068
I can hear it.
1419
01:15:05,448 --> 01:15:06,482
I can hear.
1420
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:20,172
We're gonna need
another writer.
1421
01:15:22,344 --> 01:15:25,965
♪ I had one look last summer
1422
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,517
♪ That won everyday
1423
01:15:29,551 --> 01:15:34,517
♪ The day the beach
was so crowded ♪
1424
01:15:34,551 --> 01:15:38,413
♪ When she passed my way
1425
01:15:38,448 --> 01:15:43,413
♪ She thought that
I looked so lonely ♪
1426
01:15:43,448 --> 01:15:45,862
I'm pretty sure
it was Nostradamus who said
1427
01:15:45,896 --> 01:15:47,620
the most massive
stars in the universe
1428
01:15:47,655 --> 01:15:49,103
have the shortest lives.
1429
01:15:50,206 --> 01:15:51,896
Just look at the 27 Club.
1430
01:15:53,068 --> 01:15:55,206
A bunch of famous people
with shitloads of money
1431
01:15:55,241 --> 01:15:57,655
leads to boredom,
leads to temptation,
1432
01:15:57,689 --> 01:15:59,482
leads to shitty decisions,
1433
01:15:59,517 --> 01:16:01,344
leads to total self-destruction.
1434
01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:06,172
When you're not a slave
to need or to God,
1435
01:16:06,206 --> 01:16:07,241
what the fuck else
is there to do?
1436
01:16:10,068 --> 01:16:11,103
Become a slave to
something else.
1437
01:16:14,413 --> 01:16:16,241
If you know what owns
you and you ignore it,
1438
01:16:17,482 --> 01:16:19,758
then life's pretty crappy.
1439
01:16:19,793 --> 01:16:22,724
And if you know what
owns you and you let it,
1440
01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:23,793
life's fucking awesome.
1441
01:16:25,758 --> 01:16:27,827
Especially in Hollywood.
1442
01:16:32,241 --> 01:16:34,931
♪ On that summer day
1443
01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:37,724
♪ Lucky day
1444
01:16:37,758 --> 01:16:41,620
♪ That set my life awhirl
1445
01:16:41,655 --> 01:16:46,379
♪ Now that summer's here again
1446
01:16:46,413 --> 01:16:50,896
♪ Will you still be my girl
1447
01:16:50,931 --> 01:16:53,413
♪ Summer day
1448
01:16:53,448 --> 01:16:55,758
♪ Lucky day
1449
01:16:55,793 --> 01:16:59,000
♪ Summer's here again
1450
01:17:23,586 --> 01:17:28,586
♪ We couldn't find the
pieces to this puzzle ♪
1451
01:17:32,758 --> 01:17:36,620
♪ I've got good eyes
from all these things ♪
1452
01:17:36,655 --> 01:17:39,931
♪ That don't fit together
1453
01:17:39,965 --> 01:17:42,931
♪ One another and more
1454
01:17:43,965 --> 01:17:46,689
♪ Days go by
1455
01:17:50,586 --> 01:17:53,068
♪ And yet
1456
01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:56,241
♪ I'm still trying
1457
01:18:02,275 --> 01:18:05,896
♪ I feel like an animal
1458
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:08,620
♪ Ready to fly
1459
01:18:11,517 --> 01:18:16,724
♪ But I'm stuck inside of
these questions in my mind ♪
1460
01:18:21,137 --> 01:18:25,206
♪ Just look around
you so you remember ♪
1461
01:18:25,241 --> 01:18:27,655
♪ All that I gave you
1462
01:18:27,689 --> 01:18:29,965
♪ But you still want more
1463
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,034
♪ Just let me hold you
1464
01:18:32,068 --> 01:18:37,068
♪ Fill this void in your heart
1465
01:18:39,206 --> 01:18:41,379
♪ Well take a deep breath
1466
01:18:41,413 --> 01:18:43,862
♪ It won't be long this
1467
01:18:43,896 --> 01:18:45,896
♪ There's nothing great here
1468
01:18:45,931 --> 01:18:48,034
♪ Or come with thunder
1469
01:18:48,068 --> 01:18:50,068
♪ True love awaits
1470
01:18:50,103 --> 01:18:54,310
♪ Don't throw it
around your head ♪
1471
01:19:34,068 --> 01:19:38,827
♪ Let's go take the
pieces of our puzzles ♪
1472
01:19:42,862 --> 01:19:44,862
♪ Throw them off the cliff
1473
01:19:44,896 --> 01:19:47,034
♪ And follow after
1474
01:19:47,068 --> 01:19:52,034
♪ 'cause everything
will come together ♪
1475
01:19:52,068 --> 01:19:57,586
♪ And every step I take
1476
01:20:00,931 --> 01:20:05,931
♪ Is another day
1477
01:20:10,931 --> 01:20:12,724
♪ Just look around you
1478
01:20:12,758 --> 01:20:15,034
♪ So you remember
1479
01:20:15,068 --> 01:20:17,620
♪ All that I gave you
1480
01:20:17,655 --> 01:20:19,793
♪ But you still want more
1481
01:20:19,827 --> 01:20:22,034
♪ Just let me hold you
1482
01:20:22,068 --> 01:20:26,931
♪ Through this war
in your heart ♪
1483
01:20:29,275 --> 01:20:31,068
♪ We'll take a deep breath
1484
01:20:31,103 --> 01:20:33,689
♪ It won't be long this
1485
01:20:33,724 --> 01:20:36,034
♪ There's nothing great here
1486
01:20:36,068 --> 01:20:38,137
♪ I'll come without you
1487
01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:39,931
♪ True love awaits
1488
01:20:39,965 --> 01:20:43,793
♪ Don't throw it
around in your head ♪
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