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-Youhaveaboyfriend -Idid.

Heactuallywantedmetomove intothecitywithhim.

Strappedmetoafuckingbed!

-[grunts] -[screaming]

-I'mCallie. -Jay.

MissSadeckiwas cheatingonherhusband.

Thedaughterjustconfirmed.

AdamMartin...

We'vegotrecordsof-ofquite

afewtexts betweenthetwoofyou.

Youwalkedalltheway fromschool

Iwantedtoseeyou.

Sammy'sbeenin myofficefortwohours.

Pleasecomeandgethim

Youare...verysick.

[Walter] Ihavenodoubt you'rereadingthisnote.

IdidIDamanwho'sbeenliving atthemotelforthreemonths.

Hethinks he'sbeinginterrogated

bytheFBItomorrow.

WouldAgentQuigley caretojoin

-Timetobehonest,Shauna. -Holdstill.

-You'remakingmemessup. -You'rehungry.

[Taissa] Shauna'sbeen braidingJackie'shair.

She'sbeendoing herfuckingmakeup.

Wearegettingrid

ofJackie's two-month-oldcorpse.

No,thegroundisfrozensolid.

[Taissa] Wecancremateher.

Whatisthat

[Shauna] Shewantsusto.

atmosphericmusic

[electricfeedbackwhining]

[Paul] Ben.Ben.

Tastethis.

Mmm.

Damn.That'sgood.

"Good"

Really...good

What'dyouthinkofthecumin

Oh,thecuminis fuckingfantastic.

Ididnotput anycumininit,Ben.

Whatkindofassholeputs cumininaclamchowder

Jesus,canyoujust pleasefocushere

Okay.Um...Ithink

youmightbetaking thiswholeBowmanfamily

cook-offthing justalittletooseriously.

It'snotacook-off, it'saChowderfest.

AndIknowI'mtakingit tooseriously.

Believeme,ifIcouldrelax

aboutanythingever, Ipromiseyou,Iwould.

Uh,well,luckyforyou,

Ijustsohappentoknow

afewrelaxationtechniques.

-Oh,yeah -Mm.Mm-hmm.Yeah.

InfactI,uh...

-Iminoredinchillaxing. -[laughs]

Comehere.

[gruntssoftly]

[panting]

Hey.

[woodcreaking]

[sighs]

[quietly] Whatthefuck

Natalie,whatthefuckisthat

-WhatthefuckWhathappened -Hey,don't,don't,don't.

-No!WhathappenedtoJackie! -Hey,no.

IsthatJackie Nat,whathappened!

Tai!Tai,it'sokay.

It'sokay.It'sokay.It'sokay.

[crying]Something, something,somethingateher.

-Howcould... -Taissa!

Weateher.

No,I...

Idid--Ididn't,Iwouldn't.

Whatareyoutalkingabout

Youweresitting rightnexttome.

[gagging]

[Taissamuttering]

Imusthave,Imusthave beensleepwalking.

WasIasleepWasIasleep

[Van] Butyoutalkedtome.

Youwerelookingrightatme.

[shakybreathing]

No.

-Youreallydon'tremember -Um...

No.

Tai...

youateherface.

[retching]

[crying] No.No.

No!

"NoReturn"byCraigWedren andAnnaWaronker

Itwascool,nothingfire

Nothingbroke

Keepsimple

Nothingtired,nothingold

Sameasyou

Sameasyou

Oh,socute,sorevival

Soalone

Birthdaysuit,justasmile

Noonehome

Sameasyou

Sameasyou

vocalizing

Noreturn,noreturn

Noreason

Noreturn,noreturn

Noreason

Noreturn,noreturn

Noreason

Noreturn,noreturn

Noreason

Iguess...

noonewantsbreakfast.

Idon'tthinkanyone'shungry.

Weshouldmoveher.

Where

Westillcan'tburyher.

I'lltakeherbody, orherremains,

or...whatevertotheplane,

and...

shecanbeburiedwiththe otherswhenthegroundthaws.

Shauna

Whateveryouthink.

[Ben]Well,atleast ifyouburyheroutthere,

it'lllooklikeshedied withtherestofthem.

[exhaling] Yes.

Breathethroughyourpain, Trinity.

[Trinitycries]

[Lottie] Yes.Oh.

[crying]

[Lottie] Oh...[laughs]

Beautiful.

Thankyou.

WhenIgowalking

Walking

WhenIgowalking

Hmm

Youmove

Me,uh-huh

Mm-hmm,uh-huh

Whenwe'realone

Uh-huh

Mm-hmm,uh-huh

[Lisa] Lookingforsomething

[chuckles] What'sthatbuilding

Charlotte'squarters.

[slurping]

Shekeepsitlocked, incaseyou'rewondering.

Evenwithall the"growth"and"trust"

youguysarecultivating

Shestillhas toprotectherself.

AsI'msureyoucanimagine,

emotionscanrunhigh inaplacelikethis.

Youshouldneverswing anaxethatclosetoyourhand.

Youcouldhurtyourself.

[shortlaugh]

[distortedchatter]

Whichmeansthatherred bloodcellcounthasdropped.

Wemayneedtoconsider anothertransfusion.

IsMommygonnadie

Isthiswhatyouwanted

[groans]

[nurse] Oh,IhopeIdidn'tstartleyou.

Oh,God.

[groans] Howisshe

We'renotoutofthewoodsyet.

Suchaninterestingdesign youdrewonher.

Whatdoesitmean

It's...

-forluck. -Hmm.

Oh,myGod.

[panting]

[kisses]

"Seether"byVerucaSalt

Ow

Can'tfighttheseether

Can'tfighttheseether, Ican'tseeher

TillI'mfoaming atthemouth

Yeah

[Walter] Ahoy,AgentAfricanGrey.

Gladyoucouldmakeit.

Doyoustalk everyoneontheboards

oramIjustlucky

Iwasn'tstalkingyou.

Iwasfindingasuitable nursinghomeformymother.

[exhales] Allright.

Look,ifI'mbeinghonest, Ijumpedatthechance

togetoutinthefieldwith theincomparableAfricanGrey.

I'vebeenwatchingyou ontheboards.

Yournoseforanalyzingevidence

isunparalleled.

Itisanhonortomeetyou, MistyQuigley.

You,too,WalterTattersall.

Youknowmyname.

What'swiththeboat

Ah,nauticallifecallstome.

PlusIhate bureaucraticredtape.

Youneverknow whenyoumightneedtoleave

thecountrysanspassport.

Okay, let'sgetonethingstraight.

Thisismycaseandmywitness.

AndIwillbeasking allthequestions.

Well,youbettergetready, Agent.

Theeaglehaslanded.

Oh,geez!

Seriously

What'swrong

ThewitnessisRandy

I'veknownhim sinceelementaryschool.

Ifheseesme, ourcoverisblown.

-Well,uh,givemeyournumber. -WhatI...

Look,ifIcallyourphone andusemyearbuds,

you'llbeable tofeedmequestions.

Allright,butfortherecord,

Cyrano isanoverratedplay.

Itisboringandverbose.

What-whatamIaskinghim aboutanyway

Shh!

Hello

Mr.Walsh.

Haveaseat.

Jeff.

Honey

Itwasthestrawberrylube.

Whoa.

-What -Itwasway,wayback.

Itwasa,itwasagaggift atChrissy'sbachelorette.

Remember

Andthenonedayyouwerelike, "Hey,youknow,

let'strythat,"andIsaid...

"Ithinkthisstuffis forbisexualsandgoths."

Andyousaid...

"You'renofun."

Hmm.Thatwasit.

Thatwasthemoment whereIchose

tobethisversionofmyself.

ButIcould'vegonestrawberry.

Ialmostdid.

Thisisn'tyourfault.

[groans] Imean,youhavetosaythat.

DoI

Yeah.Youcannotsay,"Yes,

Jeff,youareright, Ihadtogoscrewanartist

becauseyouareboring."

Okay,well,look,firstofall,

that'snotwhy Isleptwithhim,okay

I...[sighs]

Itwasn'taboutyou.

Imean,sureitwasexciting.

Exciting... [stammers]

That'snottherightword.

Um...

Okay.

Itmademefeellike...

...Ididn'tknow whatwasgoingtohappen.

AndIlikedthat.

Iliked

notfeelinglikethis...

...boringversionofme.

[sighs]

[rockmusicplayingoverradio]

Takemedown

FartherthanIwanttobe

I'mnotafraidofyou...

Oh,myGod,whoa! Whatareyoudoing

I'mtakingus toColonialWilliamsburg.

-InVirginia -Yeah.

-Why -I'mbeingspontaneous.

I'mtakingus outofourcomfortzone,baby.

Haveyoueverchurnedbutter

Ihaven't.

I-Ihaveactually infirstgrade.

Okay,well, thenwecanblowglass,

orwecandoblacksmithing orwhatever.

[gasps] Oh,myGod!Jeff!

Oh,God.

Oh,God,didIhithim

-Idon'tknow. -Holyshit,holyshit.

-Hi. -[groaning]

-Hey,uh,don'tgetup,man. -We'resosorry.

-Areyouokay -[Jeff]Oh,myGod.

-I'mgonnacallanambulance. -Yeah,yeah,yeah.Call.

Youdon'tneedtodothat.

-Really -Keys.

Allright,justdon't-don't shoot,okay

-Hurryup,guy. -I-Ithink...[stammering]

They'reintheignition. I'llgetthem.

-[grunting] -Whoa,whoa!

Don'tyoudare getinthatminivan.

-Donot. -Shauna,don't.Givemethat.

Jeff,whatareyou--Jeff!

-Givemethegun.Whatare... -I'vegotthis!

-Letitgo. -[tiresscreech]

-[hornblaring] -MyGod!

Whatisthematterwithyou

AreyouRambo!

Youjusthandedhimourcar.

Hehadagun,Shauna!

Ihadthegun!Ihavethegun!

Well,youshouldnothaveit!

Becausethatisinsane!

Wereyoureallygonna getusbothkilled

overourpiece-of-shitminivan

No!

It...

Mypursewasinthere,also.

Plus,allourquarters.

And-andsomecrosstrainers thatIjustbought.

And...Mr.Schwoozums.

Mr.Schwoozums,Callie'soldtoy

thatshelovedprobably morethanshelovedme

Whenshewassixyearsold

[exhales]

Signupforsomething.

Everyone'seagertomeetyou.

I'mnotreallyajoiner.

Ithoughtyoumightsaythat.

Comeon.

[beesbuzzing]

Ouroriginalbeehive.

Inwinter, theyclusteraroundthequeen

andtheyvibrate tokeepherwarm.

Howthoughtful.

Whenanewqueenhatches,

thefirstthingshedoes issting

alltheotherunbornqueens todeath.

[buzzing]

[laughs]

Icanseewhyyoulikethem.

Itisn'tbrutal.

It'snatural.

It'ssimplywhathastobedone.

Otherwisetheystarve.

Wealldo.

dramaticmusic

[Lottie] You'redoingtherightthing.

Andit'snoteasy.

Whatever.

Here.

[sighs]

Ijustwantyoutobesafe.

Mm-hmm,sureyoudo.

[Travis] Hey,youwantmetocome

I'mfineonmyown.

[Travis] Areyousure

contemplativemusic

[dooropens,closes]

[Lottie] It'swhatshewouldhavewanted.

Maybenotfortherestofus, butforyou.

Forthebaby.

Ithinksomepartofyou knewthat.

ButIwantedit,too.

Idon'tknow, Ijustfeelsofucked-up.

Youcan'tblameyourself.

Wealldidittogether.

I'mscared,Lottie.

Imean,everythingfeels outofcontrol,like...

likeIdon'tknow what'sgonnahappennext.

Imean,whatifI'm--

Shauna,no.

Youwon'thurtthebaby.

You'regonnabeagreatmom andyouhave

allofustohelpandit's gonnabeabeautifulthing.

Weshoulddosomething towelcomehim.

"Him"

Foryou.

[stammers]Soyouknow thatwe'reallhereforyou.

Andbesides...

weshouldstartpreparing.

[Mari] Arewehavingababyshower

Really

Arewe

Ifit'sokaywithyou.

Ithinkitcouldbenice.

[sighing]

[excitedchatter]

[Walter]Thankyou forcoming,Mr.Walsh.

Um...sure

Didn'tthinkyouFBIguys reallygaveachoice.

[whispering] Enoughwiththepleasantries.

Doyouknow whyyou'reheretoday

Doyouknow whyyou'reheretoday

Um...

p-parkingtickets

[scoffs] He'slyingalready.

Doyoureallythink theFBIhastimetohandle,

uh,parkingtickets [scoffs]

-Um,no. -[Misty] Good.

Let'sstickwiththehonesty.

Whatareyouhiding

Perhapsyou'recovering forafriend

D-Doyoumean,like...

-...Jeff -NatalieScatorccio.

NatalieScatorccio

Thetwoofyouwerebothstaying atthe2400,weren'tyou

Wait.Th-ThisisaboutNatalie

-Didyouseeher... -Thenightshedisappeared

Dude,Idon'tevenremember whatsocksIputontoday.

Think,Randy.

Natalie. DidyouseeherFridaynight

[Randy] Idon'tknow.Probably inherroomdoingdrugs.

Girl'salwayshadissues.

Hithim.

-What -[Randy]What

Hithim,rightnow.

You...youokay,bro

Y-Yeah.

Ineedto...

Forgiveme.IhaveIBS.

Whatareyoudoing Getbackinthereandhithim.

He'sansweringourquestions.

He'shidingsomething.

Everybody'shidingsomething.

He'sscaredshitless.

Look,he'llhelpus ifwelethimrelaxalittle.

Gethisguarddown.

HeoncemadeJoeFazzio eatafrogduringrecess.

Badcopistheonlyway tobreakhim.

[exhales]

Ifthisgoessouth,

myattorneyhasinstructions.

[Randy] Youokay,man

Dude!Whatthefuck

[grunts]

[panting]

[Misty] That'senough!

Youmightwanttoadd anotherpiecetothesides.

Babieslovetorollaround.

Youhangout withalotofbabies

Myoldestsisterhasakid.

Hewasfourmonthsold whenweleft,so...

Bethe'salittlegiantnow.

I'msorry you'remissingoutonhim.

Thanks.

Helaughsnonstop, like,allthetime.

[shortlaugh]

Telephonerings andhethinksit'shilarious.

IguessI'dkindofdoanything toseehimagain,youknow

[Van] That'sgood,Mar.

Thebabycandreamit'sbeing stabbedtodeatheverynight.

Oh,whatever.It'sabstract.

Okay,thereitisagain.

Youguysreally don'theardripping

IfeellikeIneed torethinkmyprocess.

Whatdoesaninfantevenwant

Mm-mmBabyshowersare moreaboutthemomanyway.

I'veonlyeverbeentoone, mycousinKate's.

Iateanentiretray ofdeviledeggs.

Toobadtheydidn'tlisten toyourbrothidea.

It'snotreallyaparty withoutsnacks.

Iknow,anditwould havebeensogood.

Like,not,like-- youknow,notlikegood-good.

Notlikedeviledeggsgood.

-Totally. -Yeah.

But,like,

notentirelyterrible.

Okay,it-itwasn't totallyterrible,right

Okay,swearyouwon'ttell, but...

thatwasn'tthefirsttime I'veeatenaperson.

Iactuallyabsorbed myidenticaltwininthewomb.

Oh,myGod,that'scrazy. [laughing]

[laughs]

Doyoufeel,like-like,guilty

Notreally.

IliketothinkI'mchanneling herwhenI'muponstage.

[exhales] Wow.

Iamalwaysinawe

wheneverIcanseesomeone becomingsomeoneelse.

It'snotthathard.

Oh,mygosh.

IthinkIknowwhatyoucan giveShaunaasagift.

[stomachgurgling]

Hungry

Istillam.

[growling]

[panting]

What

[bothbreathingheavily]

-Hey. -Mm

Hey,um...

Hey,youknowwhatwould helpmerelaxrightnow

What

[keysjingling]

This.

Keys.

Wow,Paul,it's...

Yeah.

Well,yousaidyou'dmovein aftertheholidays,

andit'sMaynow,so... [laughs]

IguessIdidsaythat.

Yeah.

So

So...um...

Imean,you-youknow thatIwantto.

It'sjustthatthere-there's alotgoingonrightnow.

Imean,I-Iactuallythink thatthegirls

mighttakestatesthisyear,

whichmeansthatwewould begoingtonationals,and...

youknow,Ijust,I-Iwant tomakesureIseethatthrough.

WhyYoualwayssay

thosegirlsare viciouslittlemonsters.

Theyare,but... [chuckles]

Idon'tknow, Ican'tjustbailonthem.

-They-theyneedme. -AndIdon't

Oh,myGod.Paul,just...

Movinginwithyoumeans everythinginmylifechanges.

OkayYou-yougetthat.

RightEverything.

SoI'msorry, butIdon'tthinkit'sfair

foryoutomake thatdecisionforme.

Iknow,you'reright, you'reright.It'snot.

Um...butI-Idoget

todecidethatIneedsomeone

who'sreadytolive thislifewithme,allofit.

I-Iloveyou,Ben, butIthink...

Ithinkmaybeyouneedtoleave.

[laboredbreathing]

You'relucky.

Youknow

Ithinkshitisgonnaget alotworseouthere.

Butyou'realreadydead,so...

...waytomakeeveryonejealous ofyouonelasttime.

[chuckles]

I'msorry...

...forwhatwedid.

[exhales]

Whoknows

Eatingyoucouldbethereason whywesurvivethewinter,so...

...thanks.

Restinpeace,Jackie.

[softclatteringoutside]

[snorts]

Oh,shit.

Fuck!

[grunting]

[panting]

[exhales]

[panting]

[Randy] Dude, I'mansweringyourquestions.

There'snoneedforviolence!

Twowords,internationalwaters.

We'renot...

-Hedoesn'tknowthat! -We'renotwhat

Goforthekill!

[chuckles]

You'renotgonna likethisnextpart.

[whirring]

[both] Whattheheckisthatfor

It'safunnything.

Interrogatingawitness onwater.

ThoseAl-Qaedaguys, theyhatedit.

Wedon'thavetobeas... traditional.

Nowwe'retalking.

DidyouseeNataliethatnight

No!Iswear!

Anythingstrange

-Idon'tknow. -Anyonehangingaround

No,I-I-Idon'tthinkso!

-Thinkharder,Randy! -Thinkharder,Randy.

I'mtrying!

Okay.

Um...allright, maybe-maybetherewas

thisonegroupthat,uh,

washangingaround foracoupleofdays.

DidyouseethemwithNatalie

[Walter] DidyouseethemwithNatalie

No,no.Theymostlyhung aroundtheirvan.

Buttheywerewearingpurple. Allpurple.

Likeawackycluborsomething.

Andyoudidn'tthink thatwasweird

Whyareyoujusttellingmenow

Idon'tknow,man. Alotofcrazyshit

happensatthatplace.

Didyouaskthem whytheywerethere

No.ButIdidcallthemdicks

fordrinkingalltheFanta inthesodamachine.

AndtheyneverspoketoNatalie

Sorry,dude.

[groans]

He'suseless.

[sighs]

You'refreetogo,Mr.Walsh.

That'sit

Yes,butremainintownincase Ihavefollow-upquestions.

Ifyouflee, meandmylittlefriendhere

-willcomefindyou. -[whirring]

intriguingmusic

[Crystal] It'sallaboutfailure.

Youkeepfailingtofind what'strueaboutthecharacter.

WhatifIneverfind what'strue

Then,asmyactingcoach alwayssays,

"Youfound thebiggesttruthofall.

We'remadeoflies."

[firecrackling]

slow,percussivemusic

Hey,hey.

IfIletyouloose, canIcomewithyou

Yes.

Come.

tensemusic

Fuck.

[Van] Hey!Wait.

Hey,howdo-howdoyouknow whereyou'regoing

-Heshowsme. -Who's"he"

Theonewithnoeyes.

Isthatwhoyoualwaysfollow

Onlywhensheletsme.

Okay,there'sa"she,"too AmI"she"

-Thenwhois"she" -Taissa.

Thenwhoareyou

Howdidyouknowaboutthis

Tai,answerme.

Tai!Hey!

[gasps]

You'reokay,you'reokay.

[stammers] Wherearewe

Idon'tknow. Youbroughtmehere.

Youbroughtmehere, sleepwalking.

Youdid.Look,look,look.

Youcamerighttoit, likeyouknewitwashere.

Yousaidyouwerefollowing, "Theonewithnoeyes."

Isaidthat

Whoistheonewithnoeyes

Idon'tknow.

[laboredbreathing]

[musicplayingfaintly]

Yougonnabeonthat muchlonger

I'mstillusingit.

Hey.

Hey!

-Kevyn.Hey. -Whoa.

Youreallyupsetmywife theotherday,man.

Imean,whatthehellwas thatallabout,huh

Ijuststoppedbytotalk.

Oh,right.Comeon,man.

Youcan'treallythinkShauna hadsomethingtodowiththis,

uh,like,missingartguy, right

Idon'tknow.Okay

That'swhyIwanted totalktoher,allright

Yeah. [exhales]

Shaunawasupset

No,she-- [groans]

She...Look,Ijust meantshe'sconfused.

Wereyouaware thatsheandAdamMartin

exchangedhundredsoftexts

Well,theywereinanaccident.

Ofcoursethey'regonnahave togoalittlebackandforth.

-Imean,itmakessense. -Uh-huh.

Comeon.

I'mgonnabehonest withyouhere,Jeff.

Someonetold ourinvestigatorshe--

thatShaunawas havinganaffair.

I'msosorrytobreakit toyoulikethis,

butwearejustdoing ourduediligencehere.

Mm,okay. Well,fuckyourdiligence.

-Okay'CauseI-Iknowher. -Okay.

We'vebeenmarried almost25years,Kevyn.

Iknowmywife,andItrusther.

Um,uh,unconditionally.

Man,yougot, youhavebadintel.

Allright Youhaveterribleintel.

Andifthisisthebestlead thatyouhaveonthisthing,

Kevyn,myGod,Ifeelbad.

Ifeelbad forthispoorsonofabitch

thatyoushouldbe outtheretryingtofind.

Youknow 'Causehe'sfucked.[laughs]

-Okay. -Yeah,okay.

Areyousurethisis whereyouwantedtogo

Yeah,thisisperfect.

Thankyou.

Thankssomuch.Okay.

quiet,suspensefulmusic

[sawwhirring]

[owner] Look,Ilovesleepingover,

butyourcatisdisgusting. Yeah,yeah.

Iknow,butwe...

I'mhereformyminivan,

whichwasstolen.

Look,lady.

I'msureIdon'tknow anythingabout...

anystolenvehicles.

Whydon'tyouputthatdown.

Don't.Just-- D-Don't,don't.

Thingis...

it'sonething topointagunataperson.

It'sanotherthingtouseit.

Comeon.

Icanseeyourhandshaking.

Thisiscuteandall, butIdon'thavetimefor--

Haveyouever...

peeledtheskin

offahumancorpse

It'snotaseasy asyoumightthink.

It'sreally,uh,stuckonus.

Skin.

Youhavetorollback

justtheedgesofit,so youcangetagoodenoughgrip

to-toreallypull.

Which,again,isn'teasy.

Peoplearealwayssosweaty

whenyoukillthem.

Just,like,oily.

There'salookpeopleget...

...whentheyrealize they'regoingtodie.

It'sthatone.

Myhandwasn'tshaking

becauseIwasafraid.

Itwasshaking

becauseofhowbadly

Iwantedtodothis.

[exhales]

[panting]

Don't.

Justtakeit.

It'srustedtoshitanyway.

It'sokay.

Keysarerightthere.

Justtakeit.

[exhales]

tensemusic

Please.

Uh...Okay.

Okay,thank...

[panting]

Thankyou.

[panting]

[enginestarts]

[beeping]

[whisperingvoices]

Whatdoyoumeanyouquit

I-Ithoughtyouwereflyingto nationalswiththeteamtoday.

Mm-hmm.Yeah.

Yeah,Iknow.Iwas.

Uh,even...

evenwhenIwokeupthis morning,I-IthoughtthatIwas.

I-I-Imean, IgotupandIgotmybag,

andIgotinthecartodrive totheairport,and...

...thenIjustsatthere. [shortlaugh]

And-andIkeptthinking,

ifIgotonthatplane,

Iwascommittingto...

thesaddestpossibleversion o-ofme.

OkayAfuckingcloseted...

highschoolsoccercoachwho-who ignoreseverythingthathewants

becausehethinksit'll...

I-Idon'tknow,keephimsafe.

Th-Thereareworsethings thanbeingsafe--

No.See,that'sthething.

Thereisnosafe.

So...

...Iam...

I'mgonnalivehowIwantto.

HowIknowI'mmeantto.

AndI'mgonnabetheperson thatIknowIam.

[chucklessoftly]

Fuckeveryoneelse.

[laughssoftly]

We'renowjustreceiving breakingnewsthatFlight...

neverreacheditsdestination oranyotherairport.

Thesearchhasbegun.

Thefamiliesarealready preparingfortheworst.

Whatisit

It'sachangingteepee.

Tocatchthepee.

Ifit'saboy.

Isawone ataPartyEmporiumonce.

Idon'tgetit.

Uh,no,yeah, it'sgoodthinking.

Thanks,Van.

Yeah.

Formygift,

Iwouldliketoperform

amonologue from SteelMagnolias.

[clapping]

[exhales]

Weturnedoffthemachines.

Drumleft.Hecouldn'ttakeit.

Jacksonleft.

[snickering]

Ifinditamusing.

Menaresupposedtobemade outofsteelorsomething.

Iwastherewhenthatwonderful creaturedriftedintomylife.

AndIwasthere whenshedriftedout.

Itwasthemostprecious momentofmylife.

Didshereallychooseascene aboutadeaddaughter

-Areyousurprised -[Misty]I'mfine!

[crying] I'mfine.I'mfine.I'mfine!

Icanjogalltheway toTexasandback,

butmydaughtercan't.

Shenevercould! Oh,God,I'msomad...

Thishasgottobethe weirdestbabyshowerever.

Youokay,man

Youseem...weird.

[Misty] Allthatbabywilleverknowis

howwonderfulhismotherwas. Hewillneverknow

whatshewentthroughforhim.

Oh,God.Iwanttoknowwhy!

Why!

Oh,God, IwishIcouldunderstand.

No,no.Mm-mm.No.

It'snotsupposed tohappenthisway.

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Iwassupposedtogofirst.

Iwasalwayssupposed togofirst.

Idon'tthinkIcandothis, Ijust...[inhalesdeeply]

Iwanttohitsomebodyuntil

theyfeelasbadasIdo. Ijust--

God,Iwanttohitthem. Iwantto...

Iwanttohitsomething! Iwanttohitithard!

[Crystalwhooping]

[cheering,applause]

[applausecontinues]

optimisticmusic

[sighs] Oh,God.

menacingmusic

[mouthing]

What

[mouthing]

Tellmewhatyouwant!

What

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Thetoxreportcameback.

You'reclean exceptforAdderall,

butthat'seasytospin.

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butstreetcamfootage willhopefullyprove

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[scoffs]

Well,we'vegotapurplepeople leadandnotmuchelse.

Youthinkthey'reteammates

Asoftballleague

Whoknows

Well,thiswasabust.

Thanksfortrying.

You-youwantadrink beforeyougo

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TahitianTreat.

Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod!

TheFanta! Thepurplepeoplecould'veused

acreditcard inthevendingmachine.

AgentGrey,youareagenius.

-[chuckles] -Uh,letmelookintoit.

Ihavecertain...skills.

Hacking.

Youcanjustsayit.

Sincewe'rebeinghonest, doyouwanttotellme

whyyou'redownvoting myAdamMartinposts

It'sbeginningtotarnish myimpeccablereputation.

Ifyoumustknow,

I'mfriendlywithAdam'smother.

Lifedealtherarealblow

whenAdambecameanaddict.

Totellyouthetruth,

heprobablytookhisownlife

orOD'dsomewhere.

Anditwouldjustkill

Mrs.Martinifthatinformation

wasoutthereintheworld.

So...

Idownvotedyou

becauseIwanted todoeverything

inmypower

topreventthatfromhappening.

-It'sniceofyoutodothat. -[Mistychuckles]

Well,Iknewyou'dunderstand.

Givenhowcommittedyouare

tofindinggreatcare foryourownmother.

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Oh,no,she'snotmymother.

What

Oh,she'sjustsomeone Iknowwho'sgettingevicted.

Sortofatwobirds,

onenursinghomesituation.

Whywouldyoudothat

Ihavethecash.

No,no.I-Imean,

whywouldyoudo allofthatjustto...

justtomeetme

MaybeI'mjusta...

boredMoriarty lookingforhisSherlock.

contemplativemusic

[doorcloses]

Hi.

Howtheheck didthevangetback

[sighs]

[phonebuzzes]

[exhales]

Mm.

Powerfulwork.

Thankyou.

[sighs]

Allright.

Who'snext

Anyone

[whispers] Anyone

Natalie

[Natalie] What

No.No,thanks.

Iamnotgoingup.

It'simportantthat...

weallmakeaneffort tobepresent

fortheseexercises.

Comeon.

Thisisajudgment-freezone.

Comeon.

[clearsthroat]

[Lottie] Wonderful.

Allright.

Iwantyoutocloseyoureyes.

Andturnyourattentioninward.

[takesdeepbreath]

Isthereanythinginthere thatyouwould

liketoprocesswiththegroup

[scoffs] Fuckno.

I'msorry,I'mnotgonna-- Ican't.

It'sallright,it'sallright. Please.

Stayhere.

It'sokay.

Lisa,joinus.

Come.

Hey.

Lisa,Nataliehurtyou theotherday,didn'tshe

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howthatmadeyoufeel.

Seemsgratuitous.

Natalie,please.

Ifelt...

fear.

-Anddisappointment. -Okay.

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Idon'tneedanybody'shelp.

Wesavedyourlife!

Sorry,sorry.I'msorry.

It'sallright.

You'vetoldthegroupbefore

thatyouletpeople walkalloveryou

insteadofexpressing youranger.

Insteadoffeelingit.

Butyou'refeelingitnow, aren'tyou

Gointothatanger.

Exploreit.

Honorit.

Andifyoufeeltheneed...

...tohurtNatalieback,

Iwantyoutodoit.

[breathquivering]

tensemusic

[forkclangsonfloor]

Iunderstand.

AndIforgiveyou.

Sohedoesn'tgetcold.

Thankyou,Lottie.

Iloveit.

Isthissupposedtobefunny orsomething

I-Imean...

What

No.

Thenwhywouldyouput thatcreepysymbol

onababyblanket Ordon'tyouremember

howwefounditallaround adeadguy'sfuckingcorpse

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Hedied,Lottie.

Justbecauseyoudon't understandsomething

doesn'tmeanit'sevil.

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Sheknowsthings. We'veallseenit.

[Taissa] She'snotGod,youguys.

Nooneissayingsheis.

Oh,myGod,Shauna.

-[groans] -Doessomebodyhavea...

Hey.

Hey,hey.

[thudding]

-[wingsfluttering] -[thudding]

Whatthefuckisthat

[murmuring]

Whatisthat

Whoa.

[Mari] Holycrap.

Didtheseguys justsuicideonourroof

[Natalie] Don'ttouchthem.

Theymightbediseased.

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somaybeitmessed withthebirds'navigation.

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Andthrough thelifeforceandthere

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Time

Andthroughtheportal

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Wouldyousaywhatever

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Can'tstopwhatis

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No.

I'vegotyourmindIsaid, shesaid

I'veyourvoice

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Can'tstopwhatison

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Andwegoateachother

Like

Blankets

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Findtheir

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