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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CARS HoNKING)
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(YELLING) You jerks!
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-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(Doc yELpINc)
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(JoKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Ah! The wind in my hair
and the Batman at my heels.
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lt's the kind of night that
makes you glad to be alive.
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Right, Harley girl?
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Sure thing, Mr. J.
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Quick! Turn here!
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-But, boss, that's-
-l said, turn!
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Yes, sir.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRoANS)
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Why didn't you tell me
someone put a hill there?
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-l tried, but-
-Never mind. Just hand me the gun.
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(SNAPS FINGERS) Come on! Come on!
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Here.
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Hey, Batsy!
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This is where l leave you flat.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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You nincompoop!
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(YELPS)
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You didn't say which gun.
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Let's go. Let's go!
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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lf he wants the car that bad,
he can have it.
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Next time, clown.
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JOKER: No, we didn't get the diamond.
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The ''Dork Knight'' showed up
before we even got to the museum.
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l had a great shot at him, too,
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except my dear little Harley Quinn
handed me the wrong gun!
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(BARKING)
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But, pudding, it was kind of funny
watching you shoot at him
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with the ''bang'' flag.
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(BoTH GIGGLING)
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Funny?
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You presume to tell me what
l should think is funny?
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(YELLING) In fact, when have you ever
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contributed a worthwhile idea
to this gang?
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(STAMMERING) Well,
l did get us away from Batman.
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Huzzah!
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The kid gets lucky,
and she wants a medal!
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Maybe l should just let
you run the gang.
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Maybe you're a better crook
than the rest oF us put together.
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Maybe
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(TIMIDLY) not.
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(BoTH SMIRKING)
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(HYENAS LAUGHING)
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(JoKER GRoWLING)
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(YELPS)
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Fine! l'll show you! You'll be sorry!
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l'll pull a big heist,
and l'll be laughing at you.
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Ha! Ha! You hear? Laughing!
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l miss him already.
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Piece of cake.
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Mr. J will iust plotz when l give him...
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No. l'm keeping it for myself.
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Maybe.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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The heck with it!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(GASPING)
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Nice work, butterfingers.
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Why didn't you iust turn on
the Bat signal while you were at it?
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l wasn't trying to get caught.
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Could've fooled me.
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Hey! Aren't you that plant lady,
Poison Oakie?
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lvy. Poison Ivy.
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Sorry.
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Harley Quinn. Pleased to meet you.
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(DooR oPENS)
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This is not a good time
to get acquainted.
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MONTOYA: Freeze!
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Any ideas?
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What you got in the bottles?
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POlSON IVY: Plant toxins
from the museum lab.
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Good enough.
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Heads up!
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(CoUGHING)
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MONTOYA:
Stop in the name oF the law!
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Not tonight, baby.
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POlSON IVY: Get in the car!
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HARLEY: What car?
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That car.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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POlSON IVY: This could be the beginning
of a beautiful Friendship.
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HARLEY: (WHINING) l hate shots!
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l hate shots!
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Now, now. You're
not immune to poison like l am
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and you won't last 10 minutes
here in Toxic Acres without my antidote.
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(WHINING)
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(SIGHS) You'd think after living with
Mr. J, l'd be used to a little pain.
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Why do you put up with that clown?
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Don't get me wrong. My pudding's
a little rough sometimes,
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but he loves me, really.
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Sure he does.
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You're iust one big forgiving doormat,
aren't you?
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l am not a doormat.
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Am l?
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lf you had a middle name,
it would be ''Welcome.''
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But cheer up, kid. You just need some
Iessons in good old female self-esteem.
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ln other words, let's play with the boys
on our terms.
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And now, gentlemen,
if there is no new business,
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l propose we adiourn to-
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POlSON IVY:
A moment, please, Mr. Chairman.
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(MEN PRoTESTING)
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-MAN 1 : Who is that?
-MAN 2: A woman, here?
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CHAIRMAN: Outrageous!
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See here, young lady,
is this some kind ofjoke?
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The ioke, my dear chairman,
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is this obsolete, sexist mockery
you call a men's club.
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Now, l ask you,
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what kind of adventurers refuse
to admit women?
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MAN 3: Get her out of here.
How dare she?
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(MEN PRoTESTING)
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Still, if it's excitement
you boys crave...
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What is this?
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-Let go!
-Stop!
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(ALL CLAMoRING)
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That should keep you big strong men
busy while we weak little girls
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loot your trophy room.
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Gee, Red. You got style!
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This is true.
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(MEN CLAMoRING)
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(HARLEY HUMMING)
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What did you make? What did you make?
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Steamed chard and beetjuice. Hmm! Yum!
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Gee, green.
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My favorite color.
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(SIGHS)
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No offense, Red,
but l'm not very hungry.
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Somehow l don't feel
like my old perky self.
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Something's missing.
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Will you stop? l can't believe you're
still mooning over that psychotic creep.
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Well, maybe l'd feel better
if l knew he missed me, too.
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JOKER: (SHOUTING) Harley!
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This place is going
to blinking blue blazes.
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Anybody seen my socks?
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JOKER: Harley!
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-(HYENAS SNARLING)
-(JoKER ExcLAImINc)
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They snapped at me!
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What's going on, Roc?
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The place is a mess, no one's fed
the hyenas, and l can't find my socks!
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Where's Harley?
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(STAMMERING) You canned her,
boss, remember?
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So? She's always come back before.
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Gee,
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l guess you ain't seen the papers then.
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Papers? What are you babbling about?
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(JoKER SCREAMING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(CRASHING)
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(CURSING IN SPANISH)
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l remember when l would go driving
like this with Mr. J.
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(IMITATING HARLEY) ''Mr. J, Mr. J_'
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Change the record, Harl.
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You want to be some wacko's victim
the rest of your life?
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Well, hello.
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l think l'm in love.
(mAKINc KIssINc souNDs)
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Ahooga! Ahooga!
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(HoWLS)
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Excuse me, boys.
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Didn't your mommies tell you that's not
the nice way to get a lady's attention?
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Oh! And what are you gonna do? Spank us?
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That's right, pigs.
And here's the paddle.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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There may be hope for you yet.
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(CoMPUTER BEEPING)
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ALFRED: Choosing a weekend date, sir?
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BATMAN: This is one sister act
that's hard to follow, Alfred.
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Only clue l have is this soil analysis
from their tire tracks.
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Hmm.
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Contains the same compounds
you'd find in a toxic waste dump.
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Then may l suggest an accessory
this evening?
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(PHoNE RINGING)
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JOKER: (YELLING) What?
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(TIMIDLY) Mr. J?
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Harley?
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Hi, pudding. You still angry with me?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Honey, baby, pumpkin pie.
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You know l can't hold a grudge.
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-Where are you?
-With a friend.
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Look, l can't talk, but l wanted
to let you know l'm okay.
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(DooR CLoSES)
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Oops. Gotta go.
l'll talk to you soon.
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Sooner than you think.
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-What's up?
-Wrong number.
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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(GASPING)
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BATMAN: Evening, ladies.
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Playtime's over.
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(SARCASTICALLY) Land o' Goshen, Harleen.
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Look who's come a-courting.
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Looks like he's got us.
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Looks like!
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(GRUNTING)
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POlSON IVY: Poor Batman. All trussed up.
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And no place to go.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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POlSON IVY: Here we have
the typical male aggressor,
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fittingly imprisoned within the bonds
of Female domestic slavery.
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HARLEY: And, Frankly, folks,
he's never looked better.
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Admit it, darling,
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you didn't think two women
were capable of bringing you down.
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Man or woman,
a sick mind is capable of anything.
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A vey enlightened statement, Batman.
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We'll carve it on your headstone.
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HARLEY: Aloha, sucker.
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Hey, did you leave the lights on?
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JOKER: My, haven't you been
the busy little bees.
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Pudding?
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You were out, so we just made
ourselves at home.
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Hope you don't mind.
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You Found me!
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So much for seIF-esteem.
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l hope you realize
we're on a toxic waste dump.
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l'd say you've got 10 minutes
to clear out before the fumes do you in.
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She's right, boss.
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l'm feeling kind of...
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Sick.
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Hold it in, Rocco.
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l'm only staying long enough
to collect what's mine.
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(SQUEALS)
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Hey!
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(GASPS)
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(PANTING)
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Ooh! Look at the goodies.
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That's ours, you louse!
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Pammy, l wouldn't
Ieave you empty-handed.
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JOKER: Since you like flowers so much...
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Oh, Pudding, no!
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You can have mine!
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(CoUGHING)
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Oh!
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Red!
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(LAUGHS)
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lt doesn't work on me.
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(BoTH GRUNTING)
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Get them!
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(BoTH GRoAN)
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(BmMAN GRUNTING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Oh, Batsy!
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(YELLING) Stop shooting, you lunatic.
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We're sitting on a powder keg.
254
00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:30,534
Oops. Dopey me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINE STARTING)
257
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,633
(ENGINE REVVING)
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00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,534
(TIRES SCREECHING)
259
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,868
No man can take us prisoner.
260
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,534
(GUNSHoT)
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00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:16,934
(BoTH SCREAM)
262
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All right, ladies.
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Raise them.
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(CHmTERING oN PoLICE RADlo)
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00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:33,967
JOKER: That's it.
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Next time l start a gang, no women.
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(SHOUTING) Do you hear me?
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00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,101
No women!
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00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,002
l think we can still work it out.
270
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Don't you?
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00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:23,199
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