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[rousing orchestral
music playing]
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[rousing orchestral music
continues playing]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[people chattering]
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[docent] The lore tells us
of a valiant few
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who stood above the fray
and fog.
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My, what weapons
they must have wielded.
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Which brings us
to our current exhibit,
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the mythical staff
of the gods.
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In Homer's tale,
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the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.
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Oh. [chuckles]
Welcome, proud soldiers.
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What did I say?
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Museums are fun.
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Amusement parks
for the brains. [laughs]
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-Whoa!
-[docent] Okay,
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there's no reason
to get pushy.
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Everyone will get a chance
to see it.
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Carved from a heartwood
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not seen in over 2,000 years,
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the two halves
of this ancient replica
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were recently discovered in,
of all places,
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a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.
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So strong,
they reportedly broke
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-three trash compactors.
-[thuds]
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Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.
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I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here... [gasps]
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-Stop!
-[people murmuring]
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Stop! Sir!
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Sir!
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-[people screaming]
-[man 1] Hey!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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-[people chattering]
-[ominous music playing]
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[gasps]
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[crackling]
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[crackling]
-[gasps]
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[whispering in other language]
Unleash the chaos.
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[both grunting]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[gasps]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[people screaming]
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[alarm blaring]
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[people clamoring]
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[people grunting]
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[man 2 in English] Wait,
wait. Move, move, move!
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No, no!
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[man 3] Help me!
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-[grunts]
-[ringing]
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[people screaming]
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[man groans]
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No! [panting]
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Ladies, please just let me go.
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[speaking other language]
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[man 5 in English]
Oh, my God! Look out!
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[people coughing]
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[people clamoring]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Turns out museums are fun.
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Let's have more of it.
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We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.
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The champions of this realm
outnumber us.
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Human champions
are still humans
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and we are gods.
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Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.
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To protect the power
of the gods,
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he will have chosen
with meticulous precision
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the strongest, most keenly
intelligent champions
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this realm has ever witnessed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.
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Like, what am I even
contributing?
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There's already a superhero
with a red suit,
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with a lightning bolt on it
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and I'm fast, but he's faster.
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Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manly
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and Batman is so cool!
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And I'm just me.
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And I can't say this
to anyone else,
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'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,
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but I feel like
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a fraud.
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You understand I'm a...
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pediatrician,
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right?
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I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommended
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by another patient,
Billy Batson.
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It doesn't matter.
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Can you help fix my thoughts
so that
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they just, like, you know,
stop happening?
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All right, look.
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And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,
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but it sounds to me like
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you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.
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And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,
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so if you don't
mind me asking,
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how well do you remember
your childhood?
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Like it was today. [chuckles]
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Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I never met my dad.
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Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.
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I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,
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ran away from 11 homes,
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got into a lot of fights.
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Then I was abducted
by a wizard
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who gave me superpowers
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and then dude just, like,
died in front of my face.
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That's not a small amount.
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A doctor conjured seven demons
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and held my whole family
hostage,
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so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,
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and then everybody
got superpowers,
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but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thing
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and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.
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Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.
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Right?
Rejected by your parents,
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then by the system,
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and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.
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I never said I was rejected
by my city.
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"Rejected by city."
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That's the Tribune.
Nobody reads the Tribune.
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-I do.
-Anyway, okay, well, um...
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I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.
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There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...
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-Hostage situation?
-Yeah.
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[door closes]
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[guns firing]
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[shouting in video game]
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I suck balls at this.
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[guns firing in video game]
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Why do we always have
to play war games?
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Hey, it's practice
for our other job.
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-[scoffs]
-I'm serious.
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Military strategy,
multiple team members,
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each with a special skillset
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unleashed against
an unknown enemy.
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[Victor] I know how it sounds,
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but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.
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I'm telling you.
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Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.
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-But we don't need guns!
-[gasps]
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[Mary] Darla?
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[Freddy] This is it.
This is big time.
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-We are the guns.
-[Mary] Darla!
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Why were there Skittles
in my pockets?
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It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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It was.
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Hmm, she's very moody lately.
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Why do you think
I put Skittles in her pocket?
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-Oh.
-[Rosa] Whoo! Ole.
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[Victor] Is this an army
of unicorns
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-killing Genghis Khan?
-Yes.
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Unicorns aren't real.
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It's called speculative
history, Eugene. Look it up.
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[Eugene] Billy,
you can't just leave.
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Your guy's gonna die!
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Whoo! [laughs]
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[chattering on tv]
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-See?
-Yes.
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I told you
you would get into it
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if you gave it a chance.
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Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.
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[Billy whispering]
What's going on?
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[Freddy sighs]
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[grunts]
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Dude, what are you doing?
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[officer on headphones]
Possible 10-99 in progress.
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Multiple reports of cracking
on roadway.
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Fraying suspension cables.
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All units
to the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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Yeah.
It's crazy music, Freddy.
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It is, isn't it?
Very urgent melody to it.
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We should see it
performed live.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.
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Two. Maybe not six.
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All or none. That's the rule.
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Yet I'm still gonna
walk backwards now.
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So, now's your last
and final chance.
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Billy Batson, come with me.
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No, no, no!
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Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!
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[sighs] Is it though?
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-Almost finished.
-Again?
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-Okay.
-[Mary] This better be good.
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[Eugene sighs]
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Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?
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-[Freddy clears throat]
-Um...
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To fight crime?
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-Okay.
-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye.
-Bye, Rosa.
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[door closes]
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Give it time.
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[intriguing music playing]
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You guys ready?
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[all] Shazam!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[people chattering]
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-[siren wailing]
-[man 1 grunting]
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Oh, my God.
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[bridge creaking]
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It's gonna break!
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Run!
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[people clamoring]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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[singing along]
โช I need a hero โช
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โช I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night โช
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โช He's... โช
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[bridge clanking]
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[music continues playing
on radio]
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[ominous music playing]
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-[people screaming]
-[man grunts]
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[woman whimpering]
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[gasps]
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[gasping]
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[whimpering]
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[tires screech]
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[whimpering]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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No, no, no.
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[woman screaming]
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No way, shut up!
Did I just save you
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while you were listening
to this song?
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[screams]
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No! I got you, I got you.
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[music continues playing]
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No need to panic.
Captain Everypower is here.
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Oh.
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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I'm just kidding,
it's real easy.
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[grunts]
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[people shouting]
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Hi!
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[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
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Oh! They're so cute!
[gasps]
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Did she just leave us?
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Okay, let's go.
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[superheroes whooshing]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[woman screams]
-[grunts]
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[grunting]
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-Okay.
-No, no, no, I got ya!
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That's my sidekick.
Captain Everypower Junior.
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Hey! Junior?
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You're gonna
wanna hold on tight.
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[people chattering]
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[siren wailing]
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[intriguing music playing]
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Everyone's safe.
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Awesome job, Mary.
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Circle up, fam!
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[heroic music playing]
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All right,
here's the situation.
264
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,401
We have one more job to do
265
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,653
and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.
266
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,866
[reporter] The Ben Franklin
Bridge has collapsed.
267
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534
Fortunately, there are
no casualties.
268
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,244
Thanks in part
to our local heroes,
269
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,746
one with me now.
270
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,331
It's great to be here, Nancy.
271
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,542
What can I say?
It's all in a day's work.
272
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,211
Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbed
273
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,338
the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
274
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,340
Given that that's not
an official title,
275
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,300
we feel nothing about it.
That is not our name.
276
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,885
[Shazam] Right, but
the important thing is...
277
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,804
What is wrong
with these people?
278
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,432
Have you ever no...
279
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,518
I'm gonna go check
on the kids.
280
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,311
[Freddy] Yeah, you should.
God only knows what they're up to.
281
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,105
Probably drugs, right?
Probably taking selfies
282
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,397
while vaping on TikTok.
283
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,482
[Victor] Oh.
284
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,526
[kitten meowing]
285
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,112
Is that a kitten?
286
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,530
[purring]
287
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,572
No.
288
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,292
[machinery powers up]
289
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,336
[upbeat music playing]
290
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,810
I'm gonna name you Tawny.
291
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,441
[kitten purring]
292
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,828
[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"?
What?
293
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,622
Not saving is different
than breaking. Am I wrong?
294
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,458
Am I wrong about this? Also,
we saved countless lives.
295
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,378
A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.
296
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,380
Emotionally countless,
297
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,423
Mary.
298
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,009
Where's Eugene?
299
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,427
Where he always is.
300
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,013
Mapping out the Room of Doors.
301
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,056
[mysterious music playing]
302
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,643
[Shazam] Eugene!
303
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,146
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
304
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,108
Hey, Eugene.
305
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,530
Hello? We have a meeting,
Eugene.
306
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,283
[thudding]
307
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,494
-[Eugene grunting]
-[creature groans]
308
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,537
[Super Hero Eugene] Oh.
309
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,040
[groans]
310
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,082
You're late.
311
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,001
Do not go in there.
312
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,423
All right, fam-jam,
let's jump in.
313
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,384
-[fanfare music playing]
-[chuckles, mutters]
314
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,094
[clears throat]
All right, big day,
315
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,931
big bridge,
kind of a couple blunders, right?
316
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,849
But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.
317
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,519
Mary?
318
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,106
Organic chem is my meditation.
319
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,524
[Shazam chuckles]
320
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,526
Said nobody with friends ever,
really.
321
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,154
In point of fact,
I'd have friends
322
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,697
if I had gone to college.
323
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,491
[Shazam] In point of fact
is exactly the kind of
324
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,825
smart thing
that a smart person
325
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,160
who doesn't need
to go to college says.
326
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,745
So,
327
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,205
let's go back to the tape.
328
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,957
Now, guys, as you can see,
329
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,793
we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?
330
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,545
Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,
331
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,256
-terrific!
-[cell phone ringing]
332
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,467
Oh, sorry, Coach.
Gotta fly IRL.
333
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,885
No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.
334
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,512
I know. And I love
these daily recaps.
335
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,847
I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.
336
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,975
-It helps keep me loose!
-Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
337
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,393
We'll go have a group hang
in the air. That sounds great.
338
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,061
I gotta test this slime
for toxicity
339
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,272
'cause I'm starting to...
tingle.
340
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,275
Oh. The, uh, Phillies game
just came on
341
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,319
so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.
342
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,488
It's right that I give
Tawny back.
343
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,866
[Shazam] Oh, come on!
What is happening?
344
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,952
What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!
345
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,287
If you say you have to work...
346
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,788
I have to work.
347
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,999
[sighs, chuckles]
Why do you even have a job?
348
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,250
Wonder Woman
doesn't have a job!
349
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,793
-Stop.
-No, seriously.
350
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,003
Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glasses
351
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,546
and, like, nobody
recognizes her
352
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,006
and she's, like, an accountant
or something?
353
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,550
Just stop.
You are holding on too tight.
354
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,344
Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutes
355
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,847
doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.
356
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,765
Or me wanting to go to college
357
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,309
means I'm abandoning
the family.
358
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,852
Oh. Okay, cool,
359
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,812
it's about college again.
I totally get it.
360
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,022
Yeah.
361
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,815
Do you really
not see yourself?
362
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,858
[sighs]
363
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,574
You turn 18 in five months.
364
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,909
They're not gonna kick me out.
They didn't kick you out.
365
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,454
Victor and Rosa
are saints, yes, but you're about to age out
366
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372
of the foster system
just like I did.
367
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,125
Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?
368
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,168
Do you?
369
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,088
Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.
370
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,008
And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house me
371
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,093
and soon there will be
no checks for you.
372
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,806
I don't care if Wonder Woman
has a job.
373
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,475
I want to contribute.
374
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,352
At some point, Billy, like
375
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,687
everyone on Earth,
we have to get a job or...
376
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,439
leave home.
377
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,946
Nothing lasts forever.
378
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,497
[door opens, closes]
379
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,875
I mean, it's literally called
the Rock of Eternity.
380
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,215
So, clearly, some things
do last forever.
381
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,258
-[ominous music playing]
-[wind blowing]
382
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,402
[footsteps approaching]
383
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,086
[man] Leave me to die.
384
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,423
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
385
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,843
[magic resonating]
386
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,685
Magic.
387
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,562
Impossible.
388
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,814
This realm was sealed off
from magic.
389
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:36,485
Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.
390
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,280
From every god in this realm.
391
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781
From me.
392
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,576
[bar sizzling]
393
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,870
Do you not remember
what you took?
394
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,831
What my particular power was?
395
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,333
The power of elements.
396
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,004
No. I cast a barrier
to prevent your kind
397
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,006
from entering the human realm.
398
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,258
The only way that barrier
could be removed is if--
399
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,718
Someone broke this?
400
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,929
How did...
401
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,639
Where is the Champion?
402
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,392
It was your hands that forged
this staff for our father
403
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,769
and yours that will mend it.
404
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,981
I told you
I would die before I help you.
405
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,776
[grunting]
406
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,530
[groaning]
407
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,377
Now, say the word.
408
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,630
Never. Never!
409
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,256
Never say never.
410
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,390
Say the word.
411
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,434
[magical voices echoing]
412
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,776
[magical voices]
Say the word. Say the word.
413
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,320
-Shazam!
-[crackling]
414
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,364
[dramatic music playing]
415
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,369
[magic resonates]
416
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330
[grunting]
417
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,295
[grunts]
418
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,506
[growls]
419
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:24,969
[grunts]
420
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,513
[screams]
421
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,725
[grunting]
422
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,144
Now we get to have our fun.
423
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:38,482
Fun is for children, dear.
We are at war.
424
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,577
[upbeat music playing]
425
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,412
[school bell rings]
426
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,919
-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my goodness.
427
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,004
-I am so sorry!
-I'm so sorry!
428
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,463
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
429
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,590
No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?
430
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,632
-I'm okay, yeah.
-Okay, yeah.
431
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,342
-I'm always okay.
-Good.
432
00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:08,721
Uh, actually, do you...
do you know where this is?
433
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,930
[voice cracks] Miss Saunders!
434
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,308
[clears throat]
Yeah, absolutely
435
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,892
is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.
436
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,603
Oh, no, no worries. If it
makes you feel any better
437
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:16,854
it's nothing compared
to the amount
438
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,147
that you're blushing
right now.
439
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,523
Oh, I blush
when I'm confident.
440
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,066
-[chuckles]
-[Brett] There she is.
441
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,277
-Hey.
-New girl. First period.
442
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,529
-[Anne] Yeah.
-I'm Brett. This is Burke.
443
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,323
Listen, if you need anything
at all,
444
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,241
we're your guys. We got it.
445
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,327
[Freddy] Brett
and Burke Breyer.
446
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,661
They got it all. I mean,
what is it, narcissistic personality disorder,
447
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,538
-chlamydia, they got it.
-[chuckles]
448
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,498
Plenty of it
to go around, too.
449
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,335
This is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid.
450
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,253
Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.
451
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,713
Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.
452
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,340
Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.
453
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,966
'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,
454
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,926
do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!
455
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,803
[grunting]
456
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,263
[Brett] Down goes Freeman.
457
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,473
Hey, hey! Look!
458
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,268
-Now I'm a superhero.
-Nice!
459
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,812
[clearing throat]
460
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,731
What is this thing doing here?
461
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,232
-Janitors.
-[groaning]
462
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:03,400
[Brett] Get up, man.
What are you doin'?
463
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,818
-Come on.
-[Freddy grunts]
464
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,195
You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?
465
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,197
Yeah, that's probably
why you fell.
466
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,782
[Burke] Yeah.
[Brett] Bye, new girl.
467
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,991
Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.
468
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,618
Don't sweat it. That trash can
469
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,286
was like a second home to me
when I went here.
470
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,329
[Freddy chuckles]
471
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,207
Hey.
472
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,833
You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,
473
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,752
but you stepped in anyway.
474
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,962
You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.
475
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,255
The funnier I am,
476
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,966
[grunts] the more
I get punched.
477
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,259
[both chuckling]
478
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,636
Well, it made me laugh.
479
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:32,846
So...
480
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,727
-[chuckles]
-Hero.
481
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,480
[mouthing]
482
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,150
You gonna walk me to class,
or what?
483
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,485
Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.
484
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,654
Why would I wanna do that?
Yes!
485
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,072
Thanks. [chuckles]
486
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,449
So, from the top.
487
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,661
What is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid?
488
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:59,748
Yeah. Um, it's real inside
baseball, but basically,
489
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,251
a while ago I happened
to have some lunch
490
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,253
in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.
491
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,297
Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.
492
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,716
-That was you?
-Yeah.
493
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,509
And they're still dicks
to you?
494
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:11,969
Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,
495
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,430
doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.
496
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,806
You seem pretty cool to me.
497
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,601
[loudly] Freddy!
498
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,063
Is my name.
499
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,858
Sorry, that was weird
and loud. I'm Freddy,
500
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,484
he said in a normal voice.
501
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,527
I'm Anne.
502
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,864
Anne.
503
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,157
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
504
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,450
-Nice!
-Bullseye.
505
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,118
Hey, you gotta fix
that crutch, bro!
506
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,161
[chuckles]
507
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,121
What?
508
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,164
[sighs]
509
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,459
[chuckles lightly]
510
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,504
[wizard gasping]
511
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,548
[unsettling music playing]
512
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,229
[grunts]
513
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,401
[groans]
514
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,613
[speaking other language]
515
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,577
[in English] Good, little one.
Well done.
516
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,497
Now go find me the one
responsible for this.
517
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,667
[captivating music playing]
518
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,597
[cork pops]
519
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682
Wow. Um... [chuckles]
520
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,602
I'm flattered
that you feel this way.
521
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,522
Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...
522
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,774
Romantic setting
523
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,276
and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.
524
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,820
I mean, you went all out.
525
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,948
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
526
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,658
I'm just not sure
527
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,660
that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.
528
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,287
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.
529
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:06,834
I promise this is
not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles]
530
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,794
I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.
531
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,420
You and me.
532
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:14,007
The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies. [chuckles]
533
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,177
She-zam.
534
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,555
I guess I'm just afraid
that I'm...
535
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,890
gonna let 'em all down.
You know?
536
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,560
That I'm gonna let you down.
537
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,733
You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.
538
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,985
Let's try this crazy thing.
539
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,279
Maybe we'll, uh...
540
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,575
seal it with a kiss?
541
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,618
[sentimental piano music
playing]
542
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,673
-Billy Batson!
-[Shazam screams]
543
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,967
You are a fool of a champion.
544
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,094
What the hell...
What the hell is going on?
545
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,429
What happened
to her beautiful face?
546
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,139
Also, aren't you,
like, dead-ass dead?
547
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,391
I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.
548
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,393
The daughters of Atlas
are coming for you.
549
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,644
Daughters of Atlas?
550
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,146
They're coming to unmake
your world
551
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,107
and torture mankind
for all eternity
552
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,860
-in the Pit of Endless Agony.
-Okay, I feel like maybe
553
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,986
I should be writing
all this down.
554
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,195
-Quiet!
-Okay, okay.
555
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,197
You don't know
what you've done.
556
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,241
I regret ever choosing you.
557
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,951
Because of you,
558
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,995
the barrier between the world
has been brought down.
559
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,580
They will be hunting
for you now.
560
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,623
Hunting your family.
561
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,085
[Shazam] Hmm?
562
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:35,005
Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.
563
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,466
The fate of your world
depends on it.
564
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,801
One thing you absolutely
must not allow
565
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,095
the daughters of Atlas
to do is...
566
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,597
-[screams]
-[gasps]
567
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,102
[breathing heavily]
568
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,438
-[mysterious music playing]
-[crackling]
569
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,236
-[shatters]
-[gasps]
570
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,159
Hey, Freddy?
571
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,786
-[dog barking in distance]
-[crickets chirping]
572
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,705
[sighs]
573
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,799
[Freddy] Nope, over it.
Done it.
574
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,134
Check fraud? What,
are you kidding me? [gasps]
575
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,804
Armored car heist?
576
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,139
[chuckles] I think I got that
in the bag.
577
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,016
[rock music playing]
578
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,851
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
579
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,483
Whoo!
580
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,318
[Freddy scoffs]
581
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,238
Bon appetit.
582
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,074
Hi.
583
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,743
-Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
-Hi. [chuckles]
584
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,161
Um, you wanna show me
585
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,038
where you were sitting
when it happened?
586
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,750
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
587
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,585
-Yeah. Follow me.
-Okay, yeah.
588
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,879
So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.
589
00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,923
[people chattering]
590
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,552
So I was sitting, yeah...
591
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,013
Basically, I was sitting
right here, and he was sitting
592
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,347
right there.
593
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,598
-Here? [chuckles]
-Right there, yeah.
594
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,600
[cell phone vibrates, chimes]
595
00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,227
Oh, sorry.
Overbearing brother.
596
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,312
Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.
597
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,564
Always has to know where I am.
598
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,898
-Right.
-[cell phone chiming]
599
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,275
-I feel that, clearly.
-[chuckles]
600
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,901
Always thinks she knows
better, too.
601
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,445
Even when it's been
factually proven otherwise?
602
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,321
Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.
603
00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:25,574
No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone--
604
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,451
Constantly breathing
down your neck.
605
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,286
-From the moment you wake up!
-'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
606
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,747
No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.
607
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,498
And do we have to do
every single thing together?
608
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,625
[both] No!
609
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,711
-[both chuckle]
-[footsteps approaching]
610
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,880
Oh! Billy! What...
611
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,381
What a coinkidink! Um...
612
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,383
I was just telling
my friend Anne
613
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,261
-what a great guy you are.
-We need to talk.
614
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,846
We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.
615
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,681
-He's a great talker.
-Freddy.
616
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,975
-I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back. -Okay.
617
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,896
Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?
618
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,189
The skin peeled off his face.
619
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,066
He turned into a literal
pile of ash.
620
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,234
-Yeah, seems definitive.
-I dunno.
621
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,446
Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreams
622
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,947
and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.
623
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,699
[snaps fingers] Could be
astral projection powers.
624
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,993
-What's that?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
625
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,787
-from the great beyond?
-That's it, I'm calling
626
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,330
an emergency meeting
after school.
627
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,373
-I want you there.
-Where else am I gonna go?
628
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,750
-What?
-Dude.
629
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,877
[Freddy reading indistinctly]
630
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,213
Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!
631
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,798
All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...
632
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,257
What is that, the Tribune?
It's fake news!
633
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:25,801
Freddy, we only have one rule.
634
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,177
[both] All or none.
635
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,553
And it's a stupid rule,
by the way.
636
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,222
I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.
637
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,057
A girl. For the first time
in my life!
638
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,017
And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,
639
00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,727
but I'll never find out
640
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,062
if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!
641
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,522
Just be at the Rock, Freddy.
642
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,608
[sighs] Okay. Mmm.
643
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,860
By the way, uh,
she has a sister.
644
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,362
Total control freak.
645
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,863
I think you guys
would get along.
646
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,740
Think you'd love her,
actually.
647
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:49,950
[Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam,
648
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,493
I know it sounds crazy.
649
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,203
And, and obviously
I don't know
650
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,205
exactly what this all means
651
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,873
but, but he was super aggro
652
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,917
and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.
653
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,460
He was yelling about all this
654
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,962
wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.
655
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,631
Do you have to talk so loud?
656
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,633
Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not
that loud.
657
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,427
I think this is
a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.
658
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,887
What is the deal?
Are you okay?
659
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,974
-Yeah.
-Why do you have sunglasses on?
660
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,392
Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?
661
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,227
-[snorts]
-[Shazam chuckles]
662
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,813
I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,
663
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,607
but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.
664
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,652
In point of fact,
I did have a great time.
665
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,613
I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.
666
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,949
You made friends
at the eye doctor?
667
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,492
No, she...
668
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,035
Yeah, can we get back
on track?
669
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,662
Listen, he's yelling at me
670
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,664
and he's saying the daughters
of Atlas
671
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,624
are coming to hunt us.
672
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,042
So, check out what I found.
673
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,669
"The daughters of Atlas
are the offspring
674
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:43,962
of the Titan Atlas..."
675
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,505
which is obvious,
676
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:49,718
but also Nyx, the Goddess
of Night and Death.
677
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,137
Well, good things
can happen at night.
678
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,805
-And death.
-[sighs]
679
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,640
Let me see this.
680
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,684
[intriguing music playing]
681
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,690
"The daughters
guard the mythic Tree of Life
682
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:07,402
which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of life
683
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,362
which gave birth
to their realm
684
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,822
protected by a...
685
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,950
-dragon."
-Hey, now.
686
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,160
And I am suddenly here
for this.
687
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745
I know, right?
688
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,121
'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.
689
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,998
-On the other hand, dragon!
-Dragon!
690
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,708
Mary. What are we doin'?
691
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,502
I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.
692
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,088
Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same page
693
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,840
and, and, and look,
694
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,676
I often think that you think
better than me.
695
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,388
The wizard
did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay?
696
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,474
Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.
697
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,559
That, that room of doors,
or that violin
698
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,229
that is, like,
constantly burning which is super weird but also
699
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,772
definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?
700
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,858
He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.
701
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,194
And it's not like
I'm not tryin'.
702
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,446
But I really,
really need your help.
703
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:56,451
Uh, I might know somebody
that can help.
704
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,583
Shut up. That lights up?
705
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,627
[rumbling]
706
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,671
Shut up.
707
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,013
[enchanting music playing]
708
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,497
So, I'm mapping out
the entire lair
709
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,207
and you withhold this?
710
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,041
[Shazam] And you have really
been holding out on us.
711
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:46,042
Jeez Louise, dude.
712
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,505
-Whoa!
-[Shazam] "Whoa" what?
713
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,173
-"Whoa" what?
-[superhero Darla] Look!
714
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,591
-[superhero Darla chuckles]
-Hey, Steve.
715
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,345
[chuckles] What?
You call the pen "Steve"?
716
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,014
Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."
717
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,682
[superhero Darla] He totally
looks like a "Steve."
718
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,229
-"'Crime and Punishment,'
a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.
719
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,690
-[Shazam laughs]
-Pedro.
720
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,651
-Dude, that's cheating.
-I mean, he knows everything.
721
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:14,154
-Hmm.
-Seriously. Ask him.
722
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,655
You can just ask him stuff?
723
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,157
-Pretty much.
-[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool.
724
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,868
Steve, we're looking
for information
725
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,911
about the daughters of Atlas.
726
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,955
Can you please help us
with that?
727
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,214
-These are book titles.
-[Shazam] Okay.
728
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,716
Let's just all pick a book,
or something.
729
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,177
Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?
730
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,970
Definitely his thing.
731
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,598
I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.
732
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,143
[people chattering]
733
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,647
You know I've actually never,
never been up here.
734
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,067
Don't lie. [chuckles]
This is where you hang out
735
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,402
with your superhero friends,
isn't it?
736
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,738
No, actually, why would
they ever have to... Why would they ever come here?
737
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,448
I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...
738
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,367
Do you actually know
those guys?
739
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,495
Or is this like
a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?
740
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:04,788
Oh, you mean Collette?
Well, she and I
741
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,456
aren't really exclusive,
as of now.
742
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,540
[chuckles]
743
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:10,877
Do you wanna meet one of them?
744
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:12,796
Meet, like how?
745
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,214
Like, face-to-face, right now.
746
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,716
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
747
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,051
And today is your lucky day,
748
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,011
because I'm gonna call
the hot one.
749
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,347
Her?
750
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,932
-No, the male hot one.
-Him?
751
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,810
What? Him?
752
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,686
Look, I mean, it's all
subjective, right? But, um...
753
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,814
Captain Everypower usually
tops most online polls
754
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,649
so... It's no big deal.
755
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,651
Is this a joke, Freddy?
756
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,445
'Cause I didn't mean
to make you actually prove it, really.
757
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,659
No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonna
758
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,452
call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.
759
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,622
So, don't move.
So, stay right there.
760
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,666
Hey, Captain Everypower.
What's goin' on?
761
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,460
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
762
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,670
Remember that time
I saved your life?
763
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:54,838
No, no, no, the other time.
764
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,339
Yeah.
765
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,800
Well, I'm calling in
that favor.
766
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,180
[lightning cracks]
767
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,974
[heroic music plays]
768
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,394
You must be Anne.
769
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,188
[gasps] Oh, my God.
770
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,233
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
771
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,111
I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...
772
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,033
[sighs] You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,
773
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,201
but that kid,
774
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,744
he's the real hero.
775
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:28,872
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
776
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,540
I've never met anyone
like him.
777
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,917
He's... genuine
778
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,670
and warm and funny. [chuckles]
779
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,338
-That's a lot of nice things.
-Yeah.
780
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,633
How did you two meet?
781
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:41,801
Comic Con.
782
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,803
-What's Comic Con?
-What?
783
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,138
[superhero Mary]
According to this,
784
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,474
gods considered
humans servants,
785
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,392
toys to be played with,
786
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:50,852
children to be punished.
787
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,481
[chuckles] Thanks, Steve.
788
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:57,025
Until the rebellion when
the humans turned on the gods.
789
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,651
I'm reading about that
right now.
790
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,320
So, apparently, all of this
791
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,447
revolves around
a powerful weapon.
792
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,449
So Atlas, uh, the father
793
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,743
of the daughters of Atlas,
obviously, yeah,
794
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,620
he crafted a quarterstaff
from the Tree of Life
795
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,289
and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deities
796
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,209
but also to take powers away
from others.
797
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,754
So, the staff's where Atlas
stored all supernatural power.
798
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,591
Yes, exactly. It's like a,
a battery for magic.
799
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,218
But when things got bad,
800
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,221
a council of human wizards
got together and they
801
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,639
stole the staff from Atlas.
802
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,474
And they used that to take
his powers away.
803
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:30,975
And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...
804
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,477
Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy,
805
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,395
this is the wizard
that I know!
806
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,605
What do these say?
807
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,529
"The Wisdom of Solomon,
808
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,239
Strength of Hercules,
Stamina of Atlas,
809
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,907
Power of Zeus,
Courage of Achilles,
810
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,284
Speed of Mercury." These are
the powers they stole.
811
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,578
No.
812
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:53,706
Whoa, guys, look!
813
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,333
This is what the name means.
814
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,834
Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,
815
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,836
which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.
816
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,048
If I may point out one
of the powers that may be possibly MIA.
817
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,591
Boop.
818
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:04,717
[Shazam] I'm sorry,
819
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,594
are you very unsubtly implying
820
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,305
that I somehow lack
the wisdom of
821
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,182
-Solo Man?
-Yeah.
822
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:13,935
Well, maybe it comes later.
823
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,937
I mean you do usually ask Mary
what to do.
824
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,021
-I'm just saying.
-Yeah.
825
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,398
This is very, very hurtful.
826
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,607
I just want you all
to know that.
827
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,109
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
828
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,569
-Oh.
-[Shazam clears throat]
829
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,320
What else
have we learned, fam?
830
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:28,783
Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,
831
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:33,162
the wizards apparently
encased the God Realm in some
832
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,290
magical sphere
833
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,166
sealing it away forever.
834
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,419
Cut off from magic.
835
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,546
Oh, so that's what
that was about.
836
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,716
Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.
837
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,053
A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfolded
838
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:50,847
in Athens, Greece
this morning.
839
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,932
Two women dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...
840
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,018
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that?
841
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,853
So, all those statues
used to be people.
842
00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:00,857
I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,
843
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,025
where Greece is at?
844
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,196
Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.
845
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,281
You want it back?
846
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,245
I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.
847
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,581
So, that's probably
where the journey started.
848
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,790
-You know?
-What?
849
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,250
What do you mean,
"What?" What?
850
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,877
-You just left it there?
-We were all there.
851
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,046
Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.
852
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,797
You're welcome, by the way.
853
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,132
And then I had to break it
in half so Sivana didn't do
854
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,217
super bad-guy stuff with it,
okay?
855
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,802
You broke the staff,
856
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,721
meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.
857
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,014
Which we now know.
858
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,974
We also now know
what they look like,
859
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,768
so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those two
860
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:37,852
-coming a--
-Three.
861
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:38,895
What?
862
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,482
Atlas had three daughters.
863
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,859
Kalypso, Hespera,
864
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,694
Anthea.
865
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,238
Anne... thea.
866
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,369
You know, I'm not
just a superhero.
867
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,663
I'm a super listener.
868
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,040
And...
869
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,249
I sense...
870
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,170
that you may have feelings
for Freddy.
871
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,089
Just wanna know
when he's coming back.
872
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,633
Don't want him to get hurt.
873
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,678
Oh, well, Anne... [sighs]
I mean, we can't choose
874
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:13,429
the people we fall for.
875
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,056
What?
876
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,766
I'm not talking about that.
877
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,602
If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.
878
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,729
Whoa! Look who you're with.
879
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,398
What could possibly
be dangerous?
880
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,440
Us.
881
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,361
Okay.
882
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,029
I see how it is.
883
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,072
Let's dance.
884
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,200
[groaning]
885
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:35,660
Oh, my God.
886
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,703
Freddy?
887
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,371
Ow!
888
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,914
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
889
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,416
I never meant
for you to get hurt.
890
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,334
Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.
891
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,128
Shazam!
892
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:47,755
Shazam!
893
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,924
Shazam.
894
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,009
-What's going on up here?
-[Freddy] Mis...
895
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,761
Freddy, are you all right?
896
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,762
Get back inside.
Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle.
897
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,014
I'm okay. Go back inside.
898
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,516
Who are you?
Do you have kids here?
899
00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,892
What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.
900
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,520
I won't touch him.
You have my word.
901
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,151
[whispering in other language]
902
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,903
[skin squelching]
903
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,989
[magical voices whispering]
904
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,323
[in English] Mr. G. Wha...
905
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,658
What did she say?
What are you doing?
906
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,203
What are you doing?
907
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,913
What are you...
no, no, no!
908
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,123
Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
909
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,626
Wait, no, no, no!
910
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,712
-[screaming]
-[body thuds]
911
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,132
I forgot how easily
they burst.
912
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,341
Why would you do that?
913
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:34,343
Like grapes.
914
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:35,678
[sobs]
915
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,305
[magic resonates]
916
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:39,474
What the... Huh?
917
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,685
[Freddy yelping]
918
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,525
[gasps]
919
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,739
Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.
920
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,449
No need.
921
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,826
[dramatic music playing]
922
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,328
[Freddy yelps, grunts]
923
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,247
Clip his wings, Anthea.
924
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,169
[magic trilling]
925
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,006
[Shazam grunting]
926
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,262
[grunting]
927
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,061
[chuckling]
928
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:32,944
Ow.
929
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:39,742
Wait.
930
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:42,829
There are more.
931
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,913
[exclaims]
932
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,041
[heroic music playing]
933
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,754
-Perfect. We take them all.
-No.
934
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,381
That's not why we're here.
935
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,591
We're here for the seed
of life. Yield, sister.
936
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,426
We stick to the plan we have.
937
00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:58,594
Father would never yield.
938
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,179
And Father is dead.
939
00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:02,849
Now, you know your place,
sister.
940
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,517
Or I will show it to you.
941
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,855
We do this our way,
not theirs.
942
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,443
[Shazam grunts]
943
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,531
[Hespera] Make one move...
944
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,867
-[magic resonates]
-[screaming]
945
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,326
[choking]
946
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,787
...and I will snap
this child's neck.
947
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:28,374
[choking]
948
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,294
[dramatic music playing]
949
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:54,775
Oh, Freddy.
950
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:58,696
[Freddy grunts]
951
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,783
-[Shazam grunts]
-Billy, no!
952
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,625
[speaking in other language]
953
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,049
[magic resonating]
954
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,320
[Freddy in English]
Billy, stay back!
955
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,655
They're using the staff
to take our powers.
956
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,829
[grunts, gasps]
957
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:52,249
What? What? [gasps]
958
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,755
[grunting]
959
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:02,677
-[grunting]
-[crackling]
960
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:04,303
[yells]
961
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:08,891
Sorry!
962
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,853
[Freddy] I'm sorry,
963
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,355
I'm sorry, just,
just save yourself.
964
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,983
No, no, all or none.
We stick together.
965
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,902
And that you will
because you cannot leave.
966
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,364
Let's see how you like being
sealed off in a dying world.
967
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,033
[Freddy] No!
968
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,201
No!
969
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,244
Freddy!
970
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,379
[news anchor] From
City Line Avenue in the north
971
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,423
to the western shore
of the Schuylkill River
972
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,799
to Cobbs Creek.
973
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,718
The unidentified barrier
appears
974
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,344
to be in the shape of a dome
975
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:48,472
with no one allowed
into the city or out
976
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:52,351
with some suggesting
this strange magical element
977
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:57,356
may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
978
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,400
[ominous music playing]
979
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,111
[yelps]
980
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:04,989
[breathing shakily]
981
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,710
-Holy sh...
-[wizard] Shh!
982
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:21,255
-[gasps]
-[wizard] I'm trying to sleep.
983
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,674
It is the only escape
from the tortures here.
984
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,885
Okay. Bleak.
985
00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,346
Wait a second.
986
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,599
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
987
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,226
You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...
988
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,728
You're back! Billy told me
all about you.
989
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:37,897
Billy? You know Billy Batson?
990
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,482
Billy Batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.
991
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,442
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
Captain Everypower.
992
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,360
Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.
993
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,987
She... It's complicated.
994
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,531
That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of Shazam?
995
00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,618
Yeah, he did. And he said
that you turned into ash, but, but didn't?
996
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,536
[grunts]
997
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,954
Once I gave him the power,
998
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:56,707
I could no longer remain
in my realm.
999
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,417
But death would have
been a luxury
1000
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,419
compared to being trapped
in this cell
1001
00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,880
with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.
1002
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,256
Mostly with you.
1003
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,466
A little more sarcastic
than Billy said,
1004
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,301
but, hey, all good.
1005
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,470
-Let's just get out of here.
-"Let's just get out of here."
1006
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:10,763
Yeah, sure.
1007
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,515
I sound nothing like that,
but okay.
1008
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:13,933
Here's what we've got, um...
1009
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,393
A cranky wizard
with a cynical streak
1010
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,313
and a precocious young man
with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.
1011
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:23,359
There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.
1012
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,194
These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!
1013
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:28,364
-What spells do you know?
-Please, stop talking.
1014
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:29,573
How about an arcane focus?
1015
00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:31,200
I don't even know
what that is.
1016
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,576
[groans]
1017
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,286
Fine, then let's make
a potion.
1018
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,497
Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.
1019
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,249
Oh! Gaseous form!
1020
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,793
Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.
1021
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:44,213
I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.
1022
00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:47,007
We will die here, Freeby.
1023
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:49,969
It's Freddy, by the way.
"Freeby"? Where do you even...
1024
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,470
The sooner you accept it,
1025
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,597
the easier it will be.
1026
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:56,225
Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!
1027
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:57,935
Hmm.
1028
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,979
[foreboding music playing]
1029
00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,405
[superhero Mary] "Power
of elements. Power of chaos.
1030
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,574
Power of axis."
1031
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,159
These are primordial forces.
1032
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,077
I don't know how we fight
powers like this.
1033
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,996
I tell you how we fight it.
1034
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,539
With the wisdom of...
1035
00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,709
-Solomon.
-Exactly.
1036
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,586
We, we set up a meeting.
1037
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,046
Yeah, we tell 'em we want
to negotiate.
1038
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,257
Offer up our powers
for Freddy.
1039
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,176
But then we grab one of them
1040
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,011
and that's what we really use
to trade!
1041
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,637
But what if they steal
our powers?
1042
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,848
No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.
1043
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,434
You know what I mean?
If they just point that staff at us, we dodge.
1044
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,103
[imitates whooshing sounds]
Like dodgeball.
1045
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,355
-Hmm.
-Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
1046
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,399
Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,
1047
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,859
but not Super Pedro.
1048
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,111
No, Super Pedro also sucks
at dodgeball.
1049
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:52,156
Fine. Listen, all I know
is that there's five of us and three of them.
1050
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,533
So I think we should
send them a little invitation.
1051
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,162
Okay.
1052
00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,247
So, Steve says that this paper
1053
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,458
is a stack
of magical parchment.
1054
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,418
You write a message
on the magical paper
1055
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:07,421
and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk to
1056
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:10,007
and then the paper folds
into a...
1057
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,468
[gasps] Oh, my God, yes!
1058
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,304
A paper bird.
1059
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,972
And it flies to the god.
1060
00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,849
[Super Hero Eugene] Well,
that's kinda cute.
1061
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,978
Hey, what about demigods? Uh,
you know, like, Wonder Woman?
1062
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,272
Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?
1063
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:28,609
Did the pen just shrug?
1064
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,737
Hey, Steve, do I just
dictate to...
1065
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,865
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
1066
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,075
All right. [clears throat]
1067
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,370
Letter...
1068
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:43,332
Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!
1069
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,000
I was just talking out loud.
1070
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,168
That's not a part
of the letter. Wad that up, too.
1071
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,672
[superhero Darla]
Maybe if you try
1072
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,799
-speaking from the heart.
-Hmm.
1073
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,676
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1074
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,845
violence is not the answer."
1075
00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,889
[foreboding music playing]
1076
00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:04,061
[Freddy grunting]
1077
00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:14,071
-[soldier growls]
-[Freddy grunts]
1078
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,369
[Hespera] Child,
1079
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,454
I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.
1080
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,956
Honesty.
1081
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,626
Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.
1082
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,753
The other Champions...
1083
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:32,172
are they children
like yourself?
1084
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,049
What even is a child?
1085
00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:36,885
I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.
1086
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,595
Yes or no?
1087
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,806
No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enough
1088
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,393
to grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.
1089
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,896
-Give us their names.
-The names of the Champions?
1090
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:52,109
Um, well, there's
Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer.
1091
00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:53,527
Are you guys taking
this stuff in?
1092
00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,029
Writing this down? No?
1093
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,280
They drive a Dodge Ram.
1094
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,531
He's lying.
1095
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:00,075
That's your superpower,
not mine.
1096
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,869
And she thinks
you're a total control freak.
1097
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,121
One of you.
1098
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,247
Probably you.
1099
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:08,500
-[gasps]
-Hold him.
1100
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,586
[soldier growls]
1101
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,880
[Freddy] Don't... [grunts]
What's happening?
1102
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,214
What is that?
What's she doing?
1103
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,758
Power of chaos.
1104
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,177
It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.
1105
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,846
Oh. [chuckles]
My mind is already trash,
1106
00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,182
so I'd actually like
to see you try.
1107
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:25,392
Because nobody has the balls
1108
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,561
to handle what's
inside my brain.
1109
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,813
[whispering] Say their names.
1110
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,607
[magical voices whispering]
1111
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,733
[gasping]
1112
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,276
[screaming]
1113
00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:37,988
Say their names.
1114
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,866
[magical voices]
Say their names.
1115
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,743
[screaming continues]
1116
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,873
Destiny's Child did it better.
1117
00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:49,291
He is stronger than he looks.
1118
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,460
[Freddy screaming]
1119
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,337
-Say their names.
-Stop!
1120
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,049
[hesitating] Billy...
1121
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,012
Billy Bats...
1122
00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,267
Billy B...
1123
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,811
Stop.
1124
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,480
[breathing shakily]
1125
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,981
This is from the Champions.
1126
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,318
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1127
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:18,821
violence is not the answer.
1128
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:22,574
Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.
1129
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,326
-We'd like to make a trade.
-What?
1130
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,911
We'll give up our powers
1131
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,248
if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'
1132
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,334
Otherwise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.
1133
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:33,794
Smart, Eugene.
1134
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,171
Steve, add 'unharmed'
1135
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,549
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
1136
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,343
No, 'Sincerely, best'.
1137
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,304
Maybe just signed
'The Champions.'
1138
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,056
Should we proofread it?
1139
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,308
Naw, Steve doesn't
make mistakes,
1140
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,768
just writes what you say.
1141
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:53,230
Great. I feel good
about this. Me, too.
1142
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:56,191
Anyone else want a Gatorade?
1143
00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:57,484
Do we have red?"
1144
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,113
What is this Gatorade?
1145
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,907
-[dramatic music playing]
-[yelps]
1146
00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,909
-Is it a weapon?
-Sister.
1147
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:08,912
We need not torture him
any longer. You heard the letter.
1148
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,664
[grunting]
1149
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,458
-Throw them in the pit.
-[Anthea] Wait.
1150
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,002
They want to make a trade.
1151
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,256
And we will meet, sister.
1152
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,008
But humans are not
to be trusted.
1153
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:24,678
The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?
1154
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,431
Right? [grunts]
1155
00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,435
[wizard and Freddy screaming]
1156
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,479
-[wizard groans]
-[Freddy coughing]
1157
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,982
[both grunting]
1158
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,242
Are you hurt?
1159
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,828
No, just worthless.
1160
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,331
-Well, you must get up.
-For what?
1161
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:56,210
All this pretending
to be a superhero is just...
1162
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,212
a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.
1163
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,005
Oh, feelings.
1164
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,091
[rumbling]
1165
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:08,388
[grunting]
1166
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,768
[unsettling music playing]
1167
00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:17,397
-I see something moving.
-Yeah, I see it, too.
1168
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,609
[heavy footsteps approaching]
1169
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,740
[Freddy breathing heavily]
1170
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,121
[low growling]
1171
00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,123
[Freddy] Oh, shit.
1172
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,584
What is that?
1173
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,961
Ladon.
1174
00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,255
The guardian
of the Garden of Atlas.
1175
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:45,926
-[Ladon growling]
-[Freddy whimpering]
1176
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:48,887
[roars]
1177
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,600
-Run.
-I can't. I can't!
1178
00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,481
-[roaring]
-[Freddy screams]
1179
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:09,783
[powers trilling]
1180
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:11,785
[Freddy breathing shakily]
1181
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,870
-[screams]
-You're okay! You're okay.
1182
00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:15,581
I don't feel okay at all.
1183
00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:18,166
That's the power
of the dragon.
1184
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,419
It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.
1185
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,796
Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,
1186
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:25,048
so that none can approach
the garden it protects.
1187
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,719
Power of axis. Very cool, very,
1188
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:30,637
-very rare.
-[Hespera] Anthea!
1189
00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:32,681
[Anthea] I must go.
1190
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:35,642
The door back to your world
is at the center of the labyrinth.
1191
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,477
Right, left, left
1192
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:40,063
and then follow
the right-hand wall to the center.
1193
00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,857
-You'll need this.
-How did you find this?
1194
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,483
You once protected me
from the bullies
1195
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,611
in your world, Freddy Freeman.
1196
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:46,903
Now I've protected you
in mine.
1197
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,328
-Hero.
-[both chuckle]
1198
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,497
Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.
1199
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,166
I was about to rearrange
those boys'
1200
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,792
internal organs
when you stepped in.
1201
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,462
But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.
1202
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:06,381
I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.
1203
00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:10,052
No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.
1204
00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,723
[clears throat] How lovely
for both of you.
1205
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,100
Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get--
1206
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,895
You should go. My sisters
don't need you anymore.
1207
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,438
All they require now
is the seed.
1208
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,524
-The seed?
-Yes.
1209
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,401
Which remains hidden
in a place unreachable
1210
00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:28,445
by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1211
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,947
You call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!
1212
00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,742
[whimsical music playing]
1213
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,747
[people chattering]
1214
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,129
[Shazam] Hi, God... No?
1215
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,385
Yo, Low Voltage.
1216
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,055
When you fixing
this dome shit, man?
1217
00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:56,556
Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.
1218
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,933
[clicks tongue] I have a plan.
1219
00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,434
-Really?
-Uh-huh.
1220
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,186
'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.
1221
00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,521
No, these sandwiches?
1222
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,689
No, these sandwiches
are important.
1223
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,190
They're, they're
for a meeting.
1224
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:08,527
Yeah, sure,
Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs]
1225
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,153
Colonel?
1226
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,031
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1227
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,159
[dramatic chord plays]
1228
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,037
Quiet one, she is.
1229
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,665
I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.
1230
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,250
[chuckles nervously]
1231
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,793
Is that...
1232
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,670
Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.
1233
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,380
Uh...
1234
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:31,258
Right, so, look, here's
the thing, um, you're upset.
1235
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,093
A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,
1236
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,470
which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.
1237
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,432
But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,
1238
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,476
like, really personally
and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right?
1239
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,979
If thieves stormed your home
in the night
1240
00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,148
and stole all your coin
and then fled,
1241
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,525
you would naturally
give chase, would you not?
1242
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:51,570
And say, in this pursuit
the thieves
1243
00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:53,071
dropped the money
on the ground
1244
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,657
and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.
1245
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:59,661
Now, imagine it is not money,
1246
00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,955
but the lifeblood
of your father.
1247
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,040
The last breath
of your mother.
1248
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,460
The power of all the gods,
1249
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,755
the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.
1250
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,424
And now this magic courses
through you,
1251
00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:14,301
and you have the gall
1252
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,845
to believe
that you deserve it?
1253
00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:21,349
This is very personal,
1254
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:23,602
Billy.
1255
00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:28,565
You are very menacing.
1256
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,859
I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...
1257
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:34,571
I see the presence
that you have, and that goes a long way.
1258
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:38,158
But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.
1259
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,118
[both] There is no compromise.
1260
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,120
I knew you were gonna
say that.
1261
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:44,498
Wisdom of Saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?
1262
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,083
Give us back Freddy,
you take down this
1263
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,337
sphere-y dome-y
magic bowl thing
1264
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,963
and then, you know,
1265
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,632
we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.
1266
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:54,925
-[scoffs]
-It's a good offer.
1267
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,134
I'm being serious.
1268
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,804
You play the part of a man,
1269
00:59:58,887 --> 01:00:01,264
but you do not play it well.
1270
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,600
Give us the powers, child.
1271
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,061
All of them.
1272
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,896
You are no leader, Billy.
1273
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,816
You are a lost boy
1274
01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:14,110
who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.
1275
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,363
Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as you
1276
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,406
'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,
1277
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,701
but I think I have
a few experiences that you don't have.
1278
01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:25,038
'Cause I've seen all of the
Fast and the Furious movies, lady.
1279
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:26,706
And let me tell you something.
1280
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,835
It's all about family!
1281
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,670
[music swells]
1282
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,172
-[music stops]
-[birds cawing]
1283
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:37,467
Family!
1284
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:40,679
Guys, that was the signal.
We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you.
1285
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,764
Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, Goddess?
1286
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,977
No, human.
You forgot about mine.
1287
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,021
[screams, grunts]
1288
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,232
[dramatic music playing]
1289
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,277
[Hespera grunts]
1290
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,445
[Shazam grunting]
1291
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:58,530
[man] Come on!
1292
01:00:58,613 --> 01:00:59,614
-Let's go.
-Pedro!
1293
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:02,200
[staff whirs]
1294
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:04,995
[grunts]
1295
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,541
[superhero Eugene quavering]
1296
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,003
[both quavering]
1297
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:22,262
-[Shazam grunts]
-[gasps]
1298
01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,306
-[Shazam grunting]
-[electricity crackling]
1299
01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,063
[groans]
1300
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,861
You're wasting my time, boy.
1301
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,449
[powers resonate]
1302
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,492
[both grunting]
1303
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,671
[rumbling]
1304
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:02,969
[women grunting]
1305
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,018
[Shazam grunts]
1306
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,068
Yeah.
1307
01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,361
[Shazam] Whoo!
1308
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:21,071
She sure didn't see
that coming
1309
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:25,033
because she didn't go
to the eye doctor. [chuckles]
1310
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,826
[Shazam] Uh, Darla,
that was, 'cause...
1311
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,371
-[rattling]
-A euphemism. That was a euphemism.
1312
01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,254
-[Shazam] No!
-[women grunting]
1313
01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:51,101
[Shazam groans]
1314
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,477
[Hespera] We've taken the power
from two
1315
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,354
in your family already.
1316
01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:56,940
And now two more must die,
and for what?
1317
01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:59,484
So you can keep
playing soldier?
1318
01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:01,528
[Shazam grunting]
1319
01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:15,166
-[choking]
-[groaning]
1320
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,587
[groans]
1321
01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,631
[grunting]
1322
01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:28,805
[grunting]
1323
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:38,106
My father was Atlas.
1324
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:41,026
Titan god of stamina
and strength.
1325
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,489
His magic and power
may course through you,
1326
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:49,868
but you will never
be a true god.
1327
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,911
Oh, yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?
1328
01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:54,205
[both grunt]
1329
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,626
-[coughing]
-Nope!
1330
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,840
[both panting]
1331
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,885
You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.
1332
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,849
Come on. Come on, come on.
1333
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,103
[Shazam] Hurry, everyone!
1334
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,146
Let's go, let's go.
1335
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,824
What?
1336
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:31,701
-[door closes]
-[chain locks]
1337
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,161
You thought you were
just goin'
1338
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,621
into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?
1339
01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:36,873
Which I can somehow
still smell.
1340
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:39,042
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks
around. It's crazy, right?
1341
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,251
-Yeah.
-Like, permeates
1342
01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:41,878
the air.
Doesn't matter. Anyway,
1343
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,338
welcome to the Rock
of Eternity.
1344
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,632
Only Champions
1345
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,093
can get in here,
through any door that we want.
1346
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,887
Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.
1347
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,473
Guys, that's what I call
a total success.
1348
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,893
Okay, maybe, like,
a partial total win.
1349
01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:58,812
-Told you I suck at dodgeball.
-[Shazam] Yeah,
1350
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,313
you do, yeah, but you know,
1351
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:01,689
look, Pedro, we all have
our weak spots.
1352
01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:03,066
You know what I mean?
1353
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,776
And hers... [chuckles]
1354
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,402
lack of strategic thinking.
1355
01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,363
Now for the real trade.
1356
01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,783
Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.
1357
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,243
[superhero Darla] And get rid
of the dome.
1358
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:14,410
[Shazam] Oh, yeah.
1359
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,621
And get rid of the dome.
1360
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,248
'Cause the city
of brotherly love
1361
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,499
is gettin' a little moist.
1362
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,336
Word choice, man.
1363
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:24,420
[Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it
as soon as
1364
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,131
it was coming out of my mouth.
1365
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:27,132
[Super Hero Eugene] It's just
one of those words...
1366
01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:27,841
[Shazam] I know. I just...
1367
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:35,140
"Dear daughters
of Asshat-Las."
1368
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,891
-Burn!
-[chuckles]
1369
01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,226
I just came up with that.
1370
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,477
Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,
1371
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,437
so it's really clear. Okay.
1372
01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,857
[clears throat]
Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar
1373
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,151
and spelling and stuff,
it makes me sound so much smarter.
1374
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,987
[clears throat] So...
1375
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,030
"A brother for a sister, huh?
1376
01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:52,740
How's that feel?
1377
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:55,618
Also, how are you
actually sisters,
1378
01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:58,413
because the age difference
is very noticeable,
1379
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:01,708
and slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."
1380
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,127
Even though I don't like you
very much,
1381
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,087
I believe everyone
deserves human rights,
1382
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,881
but you don't deserve
strawberry.
1383
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,800
You only get yellow. [gasps]
1384
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,179
She's gone!
1385
01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:16,973
Wait, what?
1386
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:19,017
[dramatic music playing]
1387
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,694
I thought we brought her in
too easily.
1388
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:31,779
She wanted to get caught.
1389
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:35,241
I don't get it.
Where would she even go?
1390
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,284
[clanking]
1391
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,204
[door creaks]
1392
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:46,836
Well, this seemed inevitable.
1393
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,179
Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.
1394
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:59,349
We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?
1395
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:00,975
I don't know.
1396
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,353
You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,
1397
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,396
you know nothing about magic,
you're just...
1398
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,109
You're the wizard.
1399
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,362
-Thank you.
-Whatever.
1400
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:15,114
Now let's see if that
girlfriend of yours can be trusted.
1401
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:21,037
[tense music playing]
1402
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,254
-[door unlocks]
-[Freddy gasps]
1403
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,632
Get back, get back. Get back.
1404
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:44,769
[whispering in other language]
1405
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:50,566
[Hespera gasps]
1406
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,453
[in English] Okay,
I think the coast is clear. Let's go home.
1407
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:03,871
One moment.
1408
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:06,291
Did you not see
what she was holding?
1409
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:08,042
It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.
1410
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,419
What's the big deal?
1411
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,755
The golden apple.
From the Tree of Life.
1412
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,590
From the Tree of Life.
1413
01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,301
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?
1414
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,264
-Billy!
-Billy. Gosh.
1415
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,307
[wizard groans]
1416
01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:24,934
Where are you going now?
1417
01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:30,857
[inhales sharply]
1418
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,819
[exhales] Nope.
1419
01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:35,862
She's not in there.
1420
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,197
Nope.
1421
01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,907
No, no, no.
That's a hard pass.
1422
01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:41,951
-That's a hard pass.
-[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy,
1423
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,494
you don't gotta worry
about that one.
1424
01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:45,204
It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.
1425
01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,956
-[sniffs]
-Like an ancient Greek
1426
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,041
-labyrinth?
-[Shazam] Guys...
1427
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,336
[sniffs] porta-potty.
1428
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,087
-[sniffs]
-[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm.
1429
01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,431
Hespera.
1430
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:11,439
It's over, sisters.
1431
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,025
Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.
1432
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,780
Or we plant it in their realm.
1433
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:22,200
But that would destroy
their world.
1434
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,577
Just as they destroyed ours.
1435
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,788
[Hespera] You can't be serious.
1436
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,664
-Yes.
-[Anthea] No.
1437
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,208
No, that's not
what we agreed to.
1438
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,959
[Kalypso] Anthea,
you simpering bore.
1439
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,586
[Hespera] She's right,
we've spent ages
1440
01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,129
waiting for this moment.
1441
01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:36,547
[Anthea] We have the seed.
1442
01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:38,508
We have the staff
and its powers.
1443
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:39,967
[Hespera]
We are not squandering it
1444
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,844
for your personal
satisfaction.
1445
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,889
[whispering]
No, I should go, not you.
1446
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:46,933
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
1447
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,227
The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief."
1448
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,646
But here's the deal.
Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.
1449
01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:52,980
-It's pathetic.
-[knees crack]
1450
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,107
See?
1451
01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:56,609
Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1452
01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:58,778
Thank you.
What did you just call me?
1453
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:02,365
Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1454
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,827
[chuckles] That's it.
You nailed it.
1455
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,453
I'll see you
on the other side.
1456
01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:10,373
[Hespera] Even if we did,
the Tree of Life
1457
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,125
would not thrive
in their soil.
1458
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,294
It would despoil, it would
disfigure into something...
1459
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,712
[Kalypso] Monstrous?
1460
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:19,173
That is what humans are.
1461
01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:22,176
It is only fitting
that we bring our monsters to their world
1462
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,720
and do to them
as they did to us.
1463
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:30,017
[Anthea] We agreed
to restore balance
1464
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:33,563
and vengeance has
great measure of weight on those scales.
1465
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,649
Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.
1466
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,609
-No, not all.
-All.
1467
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:42,155
[Hespera] Sister,
I fear your rage has gotten the better of you.
1468
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,406
[Kalypso] Why?
1469
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,825
Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,
1470
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,035
then pray to the gods
to absolve them.
1471
01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,413
They actually pray
for order and peace
1472
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,624
when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.
1473
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,918
Anthea, I want you
to take the apple
1474
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,087
and plant it in our garden.
1475
01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:00,923
[Kalypso] Of course
you turn to her.
1476
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,675
Father would be ashamed
of both of you.
1477
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,469
-[object clatters]
-[Freddy yelps]
1478
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,345
Where did that even come from?
1479
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,891
-Hi!
-You favor her, Hespera,
1480
01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:11,559
and see how she betrays us.
1481
01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:16,772
Deliver him
to his proper fate, sister.
1482
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,983
-No!
-[Kalypso] Kill him!
1483
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,197
What is that?
1484
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,073
[Shazam] Great question.
No idea.
1485
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,743
But made you look.
1486
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:29,994
Billy! [chuckles]
1487
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,539
-Oh!
-Oh.
1488
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,333
-[Freddy gasps]
-Your crutch!
1489
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,336
-Oh! Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1490
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,378
-Yes!
-No!
1491
01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,343
So, we have a lot
to talk about.
1492
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,730
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1493
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,234
You are not fit to wield it.
1494
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:02,652
More fit than you.
1495
01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,362
You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.
1496
01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:07,782
Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,
1497
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,909
but everyone here
has become weak.
1498
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:13,204
Ladon, world-eater,
1499
01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,582
rise from the pit!
1500
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,626
[clanking]
1501
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,922
[Ladon roars]
1502
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,051
[Shazam] Go, go, go!
1503
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:28,386
[superhero Darla]
Captain Everypower! Where's he going?
1504
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,762
[Super Hero Eugene] What the...
1505
01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,514
-[superhero Mary screams]
-[Ladon roars]
1506
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,351
[all screaming]
1507
01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:39,146
[roars]
1508
01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,024
[snoring]
1509
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,068
[superheroes chattering
faintly]
1510
01:12:45,403 --> 01:12:46,362
[Rosa] Victor?
1511
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,531
Victor, wake up.
1512
01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:51,826
Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
1513
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,452
Dad. We gotta go!
1514
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:55,621
-We gotta get out of here.
-We have to go right now!
1515
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,915
This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.
1516
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,667
That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.
1517
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,419
Just don't freak out.
1518
01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:02,920
[Victor and Rosa screaming]
1519
01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,964
[all speaking at once]
1520
01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:08,134
I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.
1521
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,844
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,
1522
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,178
-and that's Freddy...
-It's me.
1523
01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:12,513
That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,
1524
01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,056
and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.
1525
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,058
[Shazam panting]
1526
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,268
Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?
1527
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:19,562
We have to tell 'em the truth.
1528
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:22,023
-[all] We're superheroes.
-I'm gay.
1529
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,107
Yeah, we know, bud.
1530
01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:25,693
-You knew?
-Yeah.
1531
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,988
-Yeah.
-Oh.
1532
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,865
-I'm the wizard.
-Oh, this is the wizard.
1533
01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:32,450
He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."
1534
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:34,243
Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.
1535
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,328
[superhero Darla]
Put on these clothes.
1536
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,912
This is so weird.
1537
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,205
[Shazam] Yep, yep.
1538
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,875
You guys are
the Philly Fiascoes?
1539
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:44,253
Okay. This is in no way
an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname
1540
01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,339
but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?
1541
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,382
We have to go.
The dragon is here!
1542
01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:50,801
Dragon?
1543
01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,845
-[all screaming]
-[Ladon roars]
1544
01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,474
[Victor whimpers]
1545
01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:00,436
[ominous music playing]
1546
01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:02,605
[roaring]
1547
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,131
-[Super Hero Eugene] You okay?
-[breathing heavily]
1548
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:30,174
Okay.
1549
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,052
I know this is a lot
to take in,
1550
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,054
but I promise
to explain it all later.
1551
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,847
[Victor] Explain what?
1552
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,557
That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods
1553
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,267
that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?
1554
01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,520
-Yeah.
-Wait, you bought the house?
1555
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,854
Yeah.
1556
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:45,856
-[rumbling]
-[superhero Freddy gasps]
1557
01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:47,733
[roars]
1558
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,238
Run! Go!
1559
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,281
[all screaming]
1560
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:57,535
[roars]
1561
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:01,914
-[both grunting]
-Oh, no.
1562
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,583
[Ladon roars]
1563
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,835
[Pedro] Get down.
1564
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,378
[superhero Freddy]
Okay, that's it!
1565
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:12,299
[screams, grunting] Again?
1566
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,218
-[roars]
-[Shazam] Freddy!
1567
01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:19,682
Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?
1568
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:26,856
[Ladon growls]
1569
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,656
Come on, we're good.
1570
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:36,991
We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.
1571
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,034
[dramatic music playing]
1572
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,999
[grunting]
1573
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,132
[roars]
1574
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,843
[screaming]
1575
01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:02,600
[screaming]
1576
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:03,642
Mary!
1577
01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,687
-No.
-[gasping]
1578
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,731
[Mary screaming]
1579
01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:48,103
Hey. Are you okay?
1580
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:49,814
You okay?
1581
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,316
All right.
1582
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,903
Now, where is this dragon?
1583
01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:05,496
[roars]
1584
01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,211
[foreboding music playing]
1585
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:25,391
Fitting place for a garden.
1586
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,186
[growls]
1587
01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:43,826
[rumbling]
1588
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,956
[Ladon growls]
1589
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:55,170
[roars]
1590
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:23,824
[woman screaming faintly]
1591
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:27,953
-[man and woman screaming]
-[grunts]
1592
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,499
[tires screeching]
1593
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,543
[people screaming]
1594
01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,092
[whimpering]
1595
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,014
[breathing shakily]
1596
01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:51,769
[ominous music playing]
1597
01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,214
[rumbling]
1598
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:46,949
[roars]
1599
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,492
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1600
01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,536
[people shouting]
1601
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:54,707
[tense music playing]
1602
01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:59,712
[screeching]
1603
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:02,297
Go! Let's go, let's go!
1604
01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,927
[whimpers]
1605
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,847
Oh, God, I'm slipping!
Slipping!
1606
01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:14,018
-[people chattering]
-My shoe!
1607
01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:17,146
[roars]
1608
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,569
-[creature grunting]
-[officer screams]
1609
01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:25,779
[roars]
1610
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,823
[tires screeching]
1611
01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,289
Holy moly.
1612
01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:38,250
[people screaming]
1613
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,294
[foreboding music playing]
1614
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,346
[creatures roaring,
screeching]
1615
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,603
You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,
1616
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,189
but it is the least
of our problems right now.
1617
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,985
Your world will not
survive this.
1618
01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,278
Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1619
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:07,362
[Anthea] He's right.
1620
01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:10,115
Anne!
1621
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,701
-Are you okay? Are you hurt?
-I'm okay, I'm fine.
1622
01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:15,496
In the God Realm, this tree...
1623
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,832
is a thing of beauty.
1624
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,584
Of peace.
1625
01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:23,087
It was not meant
for the soil of this realm
1626
01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,297
and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.
1627
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,424
Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...
1628
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:29,593
I must try to sway Hespera.
1629
01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:31,637
Only she can subdue
our sister.
1630
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,722
I will give it my all,
or die trying.
1631
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:35,265
Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1632
01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,809
we can come up
with an alternative to dying.
1633
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,394
My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.
1634
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,021
I've lived a long life.
1635
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,606
What are you talking about,
"Lived a long life?"
1636
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:43,524
We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.
1637
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:45,567
I'm over 6,000 years old.
1638
01:21:45,651 --> 01:21:47,069
-Oh?
-[chuckles]
1639
01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:49,571
You look great.
1640
01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:51,156
Oh.
1641
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:58,205
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1642
01:21:58,288 --> 01:21:59,248
Yeah.
1643
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,591
We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!
1644
01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:11,218
We have to figure
something out.
1645
01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:13,595
Take my powers back.
1646
01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:15,013
-No, Billy!
-No, no, no.
1647
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,723
Hey, take my powers back.
1648
01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:18,016
You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?
1649
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,269
I am no longer the champion.
You are!
1650
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,478
You think I know
how to fix this, dude,
1651
01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:23,188
but I really don't, okay?
1652
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,566
I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.
1653
01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,192
I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,
1654
01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,861
which means you know
what to do.
1655
01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,904
And you were right.
1656
01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:33,157
You picked
the wrong champion, man.
1657
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,033
I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?
1658
01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,244
Because without my family,
I'm nothing.
1659
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,708
And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.
1660
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:43,917
[wizard] No.
1661
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,460
You don't have
a shred of wisdom
1662
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,004
in that brain of yours.
1663
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,799
But your heart is wise.
1664
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:54,303
And it knows exactly
what must be done.
1665
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:57,931
I spent millennia searching
for a worthy champion
1666
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,602
and no one was worthy
of what I once shared
1667
01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:04,146
with my brothers and sisters.
1668
01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,939
But when you shared
your powers,
1669
01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:08,775
you did not hesitate.
1670
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,153
For you, everyone
can be worthy
1671
01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:12,738
if given a chance.
1672
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:16,158
Now, go fight for your family.
1673
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,410
Go fight for the world.
1674
01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,704
I chose right
when I chose you.
1675
01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:25,751
[Freddy] Billy?
1676
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,628
Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?
1677
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:30,714
Same thing we
always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world.
1678
01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:32,466
Now, I'm gonna go
get that staff
1679
01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:34,301
and I need you to lure
these things away
1680
01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:37,095
from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?
1681
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:38,931
Wait, wait, wait,
Billy, Billy.
1682
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,183
Can I just see you,
before you go?
1683
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,227
Not this version.
1684
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,145
You... You.
1685
01:23:45,229 --> 01:23:46,313
My Billy.
1686
01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,358
[gentle music playing]
1687
01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:53,528
Shazam!
1688
01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:55,614
[lightning cracks]
1689
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:58,158
Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?
1690
01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:02,537
Hey.
1691
01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:11,588
I promise after this
1692
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,423
if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,
1693
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,760
I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.
1694
01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:19,054
-Okay?
-What?
1695
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,847
I know I age out soon.
1696
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,767
Billy.
1697
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:28,230
My wonderful, kind,
brave, son.
1698
01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:29,648
You will never age out
of your home.
1699
01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:32,693
Never.
1700
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:39,283
Now, do me a favor
1701
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,743
and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,
1702
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,246
go kick their ass, okay?
1703
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,581
I love you, Mom.
1704
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,209
Me too.
1705
01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,088
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1706
01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,591
[dramatic music playing]
1707
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,762
That's gonna take
some getting used to.
1708
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,639
Everybody to the battle wagon!
1709
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:03,974
The battle wagon?
1710
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:06,935
Trying to get
into the spirit of things.
1711
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,441
[engine starts]
1712
01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:15,527
[growling]
1713
01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:27,080
Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?
1714
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,123
[Kalypso] I do.
1715
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,834
And what I see is just.
1716
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,252
Hespera, look at this tree.
1717
01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:34,921
It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.
1718
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,840
We made a vow
to restore our realm,
1719
01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:38,508
not destroy another.
1720
01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,385
[Kalypso] A god has answered
their prayers at last.
1721
01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:42,721
They did not know their place,
1722
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,306
so I am showing it to them.
1723
01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:47,934
Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.
1724
01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:50,020
No. I'm putting an end
to this.
1725
01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:51,063
[grunts]
1726
01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:56,735
-[growls]
-[groaning]
1727
01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:00,197
-[roars]
-Hespera. [pants]
1728
01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:07,162
No!
1729
01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:09,915
Hespera.
1730
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:13,794
If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,
1731
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:16,171
then perhaps you should
be human.
1732
01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:26,723
[panting]
1733
01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:30,352
[rumbling]
1734
01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:34,731
[gasps]
1735
01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:36,775
[dramatic music playing]
1736
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:43,448
[grunting]
1737
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,378
[powers trilling]
1738
01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:06,346
[creatures screeching]
1739
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,807
[creature roars]
1740
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,851
[people shouting, screaming]
1741
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,729
Help, somebody! [screams]
1742
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,106
-[roars]
-Somebody help!
1743
01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,232
Somebody help!
1744
01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,110
-[all screaming]
-[roars]
1745
01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:29,453
[tires screeching]
1746
01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:31,204
Okay, now what? There are only
so many minotaurs
1747
01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:32,289
I can run over with this van.
1748
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:33,915
[gasps]
1749
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,919
Hey, Steve.
1750
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:41,131
What are monsters afraid of?
1751
01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:46,094
"The king of beasts."
1752
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,262
Lions?
1753
01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:48,430
Unicorns.
1754
01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,515
Really? I love unicorns.
1755
01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,559
Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.
1756
01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:54,603
Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1757
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,521
-What?
-[creature roaring]
1758
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,482
[people screaming]
1759
01:27:58,565 --> 01:28:01,151
-[Freddy] Oh, my...
-Ah! [pants]
1760
01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,028
I guess maybe
it's not so crazy.
1761
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:06,114
The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature of its realm.
1762
01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:07,616
Ruthless and cruel,
1763
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,950
not like the ponies
from your storybooks.
1764
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,494
They loathe humanity.
1765
01:28:10,577 --> 01:28:12,120
Is there anything
they do like?
1766
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,749
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1767
01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,334
Ambrosia. It's like the nectar
of the gods.
1768
01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,085
It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.
1769
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,378
I have an idea.
1770
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,130
Go, go! Quick, quick.
1771
01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:24,841
Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.
1772
01:28:25,592 --> 01:28:27,052
Kids?
1773
01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:29,095
-[people screaming]
-[creature growls]
1774
01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:32,766
-Let's go.
-Come on, let's go!
1775
01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:35,101
Wizard?
1776
01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:36,186
I'm going with them.
1777
01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,021
[Rosa] Freddy?
1778
01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:41,358
Anne?
1779
01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:44,152
Anne!
1780
01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:45,195
Anne!
1781
01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:51,034
I am not entirely sure
how to parent, here.
1782
01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:53,078
[ominous music playing]
1783
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,627
[Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi!
1784
01:29:00,710 --> 01:29:02,003
[Shazam grunts]
1785
01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:03,755
[roars]
1786
01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:12,472
[roars]
1787
01:29:13,807 --> 01:29:16,518
Whoo! That was
really satisfying.
1788
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:17,561
How was that for you?
1789
01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:22,148
[Shazam screams]
1790
01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,817
-[car alarm blares]
-[Shazam grunting]
1791
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,402
[car horn honks]
1792
01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:34,869
[gasping]
1793
01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:36,663
-[man 1] Yeah.
-[people cheering]
1794
01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:38,873
We love you, Thundercrack.
1795
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:40,417
You're the best,
Captain Marvel.
1796
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,211
-Yeah, go, High Voltage!
-Oh, wassup, bro?
1797
01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:45,422
It's Maximum Voltage actually,
amongst other names.
1798
01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:47,257
We're still kinda
workshopping it, so...
1799
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:48,300
[growls]
1800
01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:54,264
[roars]
1801
01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:56,558
You thought you were
invulnerable.
1802
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,393
But, no.
1803
01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,145
Magical fire.
1804
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,063
Magic can kill magic.
1805
01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:03,857
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"Magic kills magic."
1806
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,442
Way ahead of you, lady.
1807
01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:06,526
I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seen
1808
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:07,861
my suit burn like this.
1809
01:30:07,944 --> 01:30:10,405
Also, nobody messes
with my town!
1810
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:12,324
Know what I'm saying?
1811
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,576
[Kalypso] I defeated
my traitor sister.
1812
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:15,785
A god.
1813
01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,871
You think I won't destroy you?
1814
01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:21,166
[heroic music playing]
1815
01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:33,970
-[grunts]
-[roars]
1816
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,057
[grunting]
1817
01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:38,558
[laughs]
1818
01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:43,104
[yelling]
1819
01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:59,037
-[breathing heavily]
-[crackling]
1820
01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:06,628
The staff is absorbing it all.
1821
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:08,463
Like a battery.
1822
01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:15,970
That's right.
1823
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,306
Run!
1824
01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:19,933
This is a terrible idea.
1825
01:31:20,016 --> 01:31:22,185
You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.
1826
01:31:22,268 --> 01:31:23,228
[siren wailing in distance]
1827
01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:26,606
Oh, no.
1828
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:28,608
[people shouting
in the distance]
1829
01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:42,205
[creature skittering]
1830
01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,129
[rustling]
1831
01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:57,429
-Hello.
-No.
1832
01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,472
[snorting]
1833
01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,350
It's okay. Come here.
1834
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:08,356
Darla...
1835
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,734
It's okay. Good girl.
1836
01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:12,861
[snorting]
1837
01:32:12,944 --> 01:32:14,988
[suspenseful music playing]
1838
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,618
-Whoa, watch out!
-[Eugene] Whoa!
1839
01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,579
-Darla!
-[gasps]
1840
01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:40,513
[sniffs]
1841
01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:45,852
[whispers]
Taste the rainbow.
1842
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:49,481
Good, isn't it?
1843
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,608
It's the closest to ambrosia
we have.
1844
01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,401
[unicorn snorts]
1845
01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:55,445
[gentle music playing]
1846
01:33:16,633 --> 01:33:17,592
Good girl.
1847
01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:23,723
[roars]
1848
01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:25,600
[both] Whoa!
1849
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,402
We're gonna need
more Skittles.
1850
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:38,446
[people screaming]
1851
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,115
[roars]
1852
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:45,620
[woman grunting]
1853
01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:48,873
[sniffs]
1854
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:53,294
[growls]
1855
01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:55,755
-[sniffs]
-[galloping in the distance]
1856
01:33:55,839 --> 01:33:57,799
-[creature roars]
-[unicorns roar]
1857
01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:01,135
[screeches]
1858
01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,179
[unicorns roaring]
1859
01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:06,683
[triumphant music playing]
1860
01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,145
[creature grunting]
1861
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:14,732
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1862
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,901
[roars]
1863
01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:34,794
[grunts]
1864
01:34:34,878 --> 01:34:37,005
No, no, no.
1865
01:34:37,088 --> 01:34:38,548
Lady, lady, you can't die!
1866
01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:40,633
Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.
1867
01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:43,970
Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1868
01:34:44,053 --> 01:34:46,014
[breathes heavily]
1869
01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,187
-Clear?
-[grunts]
1870
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:56,232
Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!
1871
01:34:56,316 --> 01:34:57,734
[Hespera] Stop! Stop!
1872
01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:00,194
Let me go to the Underworld
in peace, please.
1873
01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:03,239
Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, okay?
1874
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:04,657
I don't want anyone else
to die.
1875
01:35:04,741 --> 01:35:05,992
Not my family, not Anthea,
not anyone,
1876
01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:07,535
and we can save them.
1877
01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:08,995
This all came
from the tree, right?
1878
01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,622
I might know a way to destroy
1879
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,081
the tree and the dragon
all in one.
1880
01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:15,543
Ladon's powers
are too great, boy.
1881
01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:17,128
Well, not if I can overload
the staff
1882
01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:19,505
-with enough lightning.
-A bomb?
1883
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:22,008
Is that enough
to kill the dragon?
1884
01:35:22,091 --> 01:35:23,092
And more.
1885
01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:26,512
You would annihilate
1886
01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,640
everything that's inside
the dome.
1887
01:35:30,141 --> 01:35:32,018
Well, then I have
one more favor to ask.
1888
01:35:33,603 --> 01:35:35,063
[people shouting]
1889
01:35:35,146 --> 01:35:36,981
[officer] Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
1890
01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:38,232
There's shelter ahead.
1891
01:35:38,316 --> 01:35:40,568
There's shelter ahead.
Let's go.
1892
01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,612
Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.
1893
01:35:43,488 --> 01:35:44,447
Let's go, let's go.
1894
01:35:46,115 --> 01:35:47,784
[woman] Keep going. Keep going!
1895
01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,202
[Freddy] Anne!
1896
01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:50,244
Anne!
1897
01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:53,289
Anne!
1898
01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:55,500
-[rumbling]
-[Ladon roars]
1899
01:35:57,669 --> 01:36:00,296
-[people screaming]
-[gasps]
1900
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,631
[officer] Go. Run.
1901
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,883
-Watch that rear.
-[breathing heavily]
1902
01:36:05,718 --> 01:36:07,095
[roaring]
1903
01:36:09,555 --> 01:36:10,807
[grunts]
1904
01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,892
[roaring]
1905
01:36:16,521 --> 01:36:17,897
Go, go, go!
1906
01:36:21,734 --> 01:36:24,320
[roaring]
1907
01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,072
[breathing heavily]
1908
01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:27,573
[officer 2] Back away!
1909
01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:29,951
-[growling]
-[officer 3] Run, run, run!
1910
01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,581
[people screaming]
1911
01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:38,126
[roars]
1912
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,169
Anne!
1913
01:36:40,253 --> 01:36:41,337
Ladon,
1914
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,423
kill the traitor.
1915
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,012
[people screaming]
1916
01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:54,809
[grunting, breathing heavily]
1917
01:36:54,892 --> 01:36:57,687
[roaring]
1918
01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:02,108
[grunting]
1919
01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:17,623
Impossible.
1920
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:18,999
Bow him!
1921
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,712
[grunting]
1922
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,466
[yells]
1923
01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,509
[Anthea and Freddy grunting]
1924
01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:35,641
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1925
01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,435
What is a god
without her power?
1926
01:37:37,518 --> 01:37:39,645
The most powerful thing
about you
1927
01:37:39,729 --> 01:37:40,938
is you.
1928
01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:42,190
You taught me that.
1929
01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:49,363
[both yelling]
1930
01:37:50,615 --> 01:37:52,325
Kill them!
1931
01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:55,536
[yelling continues]
1932
01:37:59,165 --> 01:38:00,750
[Anthea breathing shakily]
1933
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:04,504
[roaring]
1934
01:38:04,587 --> 01:38:05,546
[roaring stops]
1935
01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:09,675
[both panting]
1936
01:38:09,759 --> 01:38:11,844
[Shazam] Boom! [chuckles]
1937
01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:14,305
That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.
1938
01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:18,309
Assuming that you are one.
1939
01:38:18,392 --> 01:38:20,103
I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,
1940
01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:22,313
but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flex
1941
01:38:22,396 --> 01:38:24,607
and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.
1942
01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:26,984
Freddy, Anthea, don't!
1943
01:38:30,404 --> 01:38:32,490
-[Shazam chuckles]
-Ah, made you look!
1944
01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:34,158
Oh, lady, that's twice.
1945
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:36,327
And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.
1946
01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:37,745
[Shazam chuckles]
1947
01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:39,956
You want the staff?
Come get it.
1948
01:38:47,713 --> 01:38:49,382
[Ladon roars]
1949
01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:00,768
[panting]
1950
01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:04,939
[grunts]
1951
01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:16,492
Now, Hespera.
1952
01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:18,828
[Ladon roars]
1953
01:39:18,911 --> 01:39:20,079
Now, Hespera.
1954
01:39:23,374 --> 01:39:24,792
Now. Now.
1955
01:39:26,002 --> 01:39:28,337
[Ladon growling]
1956
01:39:28,421 --> 01:39:32,133
[suspenseful music playing]
1957
01:39:33,176 --> 01:39:35,136
[groans]
1958
01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,389
[powers resonate]
1959
01:39:38,472 --> 01:39:40,016
[speaking Greek]
1960
01:39:41,058 --> 01:39:43,019
[rumbling]
1961
01:39:45,396 --> 01:39:47,356
-[magic resonating]
-[dramatic music playing]
1962
01:39:59,118 --> 01:40:01,621
[engine revving]
1963
01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:04,957
[tires screech]
1964
01:40:09,045 --> 01:40:10,004
[grunts]
1965
01:40:25,561 --> 01:40:26,979
[in English] No.
1966
01:40:27,063 --> 01:40:28,564
No! No!
1967
01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:48,125
[growls]
1968
01:40:52,630 --> 01:40:54,006
Remove the dome.
1969
01:40:54,090 --> 01:40:56,050
As long as I still breathe,
1970
01:40:57,051 --> 01:40:59,553
the dome still stands.
1971
01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:03,391
Till I see you
on the other side, sister.
1972
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:07,270
[roars]
1973
01:41:23,369 --> 01:41:25,329
[car horn honking]
1974
01:41:27,915 --> 01:41:29,625
[horn continues honking]
1975
01:41:38,050 --> 01:41:40,011
[tires screech]
1976
01:41:42,388 --> 01:41:44,307
[people chattering]
1977
01:41:47,101 --> 01:41:48,602
Billy!
1978
01:41:48,686 --> 01:41:50,354
-Get out of there.
-[Shazam] I can't.
1979
01:41:50,438 --> 01:41:51,522
Billy.
1980
01:41:51,605 --> 01:41:53,149
[Shazam] I have to do this.
1981
01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:56,736
[Freddy] Billy,
what are you doing?
1982
01:41:56,819 --> 01:41:58,070
You're not supposed
to be in there.
1983
01:41:58,154 --> 01:42:01,365
Yeah, I am.
1984
01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:03,284
I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,
1985
01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:05,077
that I didn't deserve
my powers,
1986
01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,039
but there's something
that I can do.
1987
01:42:08,622 --> 01:42:09,582
No.
1988
01:42:10,624 --> 01:42:12,209
I can save all of you.
1989
01:42:12,293 --> 01:42:13,794
But it's all or none!
1990
01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:15,629
[Shazam] Yeah.
1991
01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:17,173
All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.
1992
01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:23,304
Freddy, I've never
had a family. You know that.
1993
01:42:23,387 --> 01:42:25,348
Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.
1994
01:42:25,431 --> 01:42:27,224
My mom, my dad, everyone.
1995
01:42:28,559 --> 01:42:30,353
So when I found you guys,
I had to hang on
1996
01:42:30,436 --> 01:42:31,604
and I've been hanging on
too tight.
1997
01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:33,064
No.
1998
01:42:33,147 --> 01:42:34,523
I should have let you
do your own thing.
1999
01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:38,402
Now it's time for you to fly.
2000
01:42:38,486 --> 01:42:39,445
What about you?
2001
01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:46,285
I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
2002
01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:48,621
[chuckles softly, sniffles]
2003
01:42:48,704 --> 01:42:50,122
Don't you forget it.
2004
01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,585
[intriguing music playing]
2005
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,180
[music swells]
2006
01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:38,587
[Ladon roars]
2007
01:43:42,883 --> 01:43:44,593
We end this now.
2008
01:43:44,677 --> 01:43:47,012
Yeah. We do.
2009
01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:49,890
[Shazam grunting]
2010
01:43:58,023 --> 01:43:59,483
Come on, Billy.
2011
01:44:06,198 --> 01:44:08,033
[lightning crackling]
2012
01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:14,957
[roars]
2013
01:44:27,553 --> 01:44:28,846
He's got this. We got this.
2014
01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:30,806
He's got this. He's got this.
2015
01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:31,932
Billy.
2016
01:44:33,767 --> 01:44:34,727
[grunts]
2017
01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:37,521
Fly.
2018
01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:39,148
[roars]
2019
01:44:43,652 --> 01:44:45,988
[grunting]
2020
01:44:50,034 --> 01:44:51,952
Billy.
2021
01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,621
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!
2022
01:44:53,704 --> 01:44:55,289
[people chattering]
2023
01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:57,666
[grunting]
2024
01:45:01,003 --> 01:45:02,755
-[Ladon roars]
-No!
2025
01:45:10,012 --> 01:45:12,890
-[roars]
-[screaming]
2026
01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,603
[Ladon groans]
2027
01:45:30,699 --> 01:45:32,660
[roaring]
2028
01:45:36,956 --> 01:45:38,123
[Shazam grunts]
2029
01:45:42,044 --> 01:45:43,003
[Shazam exclaims]
2030
01:45:45,798 --> 01:45:46,757
Whoa!
2031
01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:50,678
Ah.
2032
01:45:56,308 --> 01:45:58,269
[Ladon roaring]
2033
01:46:00,938 --> 01:46:02,898
[dramatic emotional music
playing]
2034
01:46:12,241 --> 01:46:14,034
[Ladon roaring]
2035
01:46:18,872 --> 01:46:20,291
[roars]
2036
01:46:27,464 --> 01:46:28,424
[grunts]
2037
01:46:50,154 --> 01:46:51,113
[Ladon growls]
2038
01:46:53,532 --> 01:46:56,076
Shazam!
2039
01:47:00,914 --> 01:47:02,708
[all whimpering]
2040
01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:05,169
[people clamoring]
2041
01:47:05,252 --> 01:47:07,212
[magic whirring]
2042
01:47:12,801 --> 01:47:13,761
Billy.
2043
01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:17,264
A true god,
2044
01:47:17,348 --> 01:47:19,350
after all.
2045
01:47:19,433 --> 01:47:21,393
[gentle emotional music
playing]
2046
01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:28,692
[magic resonating]
2047
01:47:49,088 --> 01:47:50,047
[creature screeches]
2048
01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,718
-[growls]
-[creatures screeching]
2049
01:48:02,309 --> 01:48:04,269
[all grunting, groaning]
2050
01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:12,778
He did it.
2051
01:48:20,619 --> 01:48:21,578
We must go.
2052
01:48:29,086 --> 01:48:30,045
Billy?
2053
01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:31,630
Billy?
2054
01:48:33,090 --> 01:48:34,049
[Freddy] Billy!
2055
01:48:35,968 --> 01:48:36,969
Billy!
2056
01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:40,931
Billy. Where are you? [sobs]
2057
01:48:41,014 --> 01:48:42,057
[Victor] Billy!
2058
01:48:44,059 --> 01:48:45,018
[Freddy] Billy?
2059
01:48:49,022 --> 01:48:51,108
Billy! Billy.
2060
01:48:53,736 --> 01:48:54,862
Billy!
2061
01:48:54,945 --> 01:48:55,904
Billy!
2062
01:48:56,989 --> 01:48:58,198
Billy!
2063
01:48:58,282 --> 01:48:59,533
Dude, wake up. You did it.
2064
01:49:02,327 --> 01:49:04,079
Okay. You're supposed
to wake up.
2065
01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,164
It's the part
where you wake up
2066
01:49:05,247 --> 01:49:06,957
and open your eyes and laugh
2067
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:10,127
and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.
2068
01:49:11,545 --> 01:49:13,005
Dude. Joke's over, man.
2069
01:49:13,797 --> 01:49:14,840
Billy!
2070
01:49:17,092 --> 01:49:19,178
Billy. Billy, come on.
2071
01:49:21,722 --> 01:49:23,015
Freddy.
2072
01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:24,057
[sobs]
2073
01:49:26,268 --> 01:49:27,561
What did you do?
2074
01:49:29,897 --> 01:49:30,981
Wake up, Billy.
2075
01:49:31,064 --> 01:49:32,775
-[Victor] Billy?
-He's over here!
2076
01:49:35,903 --> 01:49:36,862
Billy.
2077
01:49:38,447 --> 01:49:40,574
[sobs] You asshole!
2078
01:49:42,034 --> 01:49:44,203
We're a team! We're a team!
2079
01:49:45,412 --> 01:49:46,371
Oh, Billy.
2080
01:49:47,748 --> 01:49:49,124
Billy.
2081
01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:51,335
Oh, my baby. No.
2082
01:49:51,418 --> 01:49:53,378
[solemn music playing]
2083
01:49:55,964 --> 01:49:57,508
[Anthea] He was a hero.
2084
01:49:59,176 --> 01:50:01,595
He was a hero and a god.
2085
01:50:01,678 --> 01:50:03,764
And he should be laid
to rest like one.
2086
01:50:08,268 --> 01:50:09,561
Hey, pal.
2087
01:50:09,645 --> 01:50:11,647
[Freddy crying]
2088
01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:12,981
[Rosa sobs]
2089
01:50:28,789 --> 01:50:30,707
[gentle music playing]
2090
01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:19,464
Will this land ever come back?
2091
01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:23,260
The staff is drained of magic.
2092
01:51:23,343 --> 01:51:26,179
Only the spark of a god
can restore its power
2093
01:51:27,264 --> 01:51:28,724
and there are no gods left.
2094
01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:31,602
[woman] There is one.
2095
01:51:33,478 --> 01:51:36,231
[ancient lamentation music
playing]
2096
01:51:41,445 --> 01:51:42,821
[dramatic music playing]
2097
01:51:47,075 --> 01:51:48,827
[gasps, chuckles]
2098
01:51:50,287 --> 01:51:51,246
What?
2099
01:52:05,218 --> 01:52:06,470
[crackles]
2100
01:52:06,553 --> 01:52:08,513
-[grunts]
-[magic resonates]
2101
01:52:09,806 --> 01:52:11,725
[panting]
2102
01:52:11,808 --> 01:52:13,769
[pleasant music playing]
2103
01:52:18,482 --> 01:52:21,151
[Darla chuckles]
2104
01:52:21,234 --> 01:52:22,569
[Mary and Pedro gasp]
2105
01:52:28,367 --> 01:52:29,701
[chuckles] Whoa.
2106
01:52:48,887 --> 01:52:49,888
[Freddy] Whoa.
2107
01:52:49,972 --> 01:52:51,932
[powers resonating]
2108
01:52:53,517 --> 01:52:54,476
[Anthea chuckles]
2109
01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:15,747
[chirps]
2110
01:53:17,207 --> 01:53:18,875
-[dramatic chord plays]
-[all scream]
2111
01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:19,918
It's a zombie!
2112
01:53:21,503 --> 01:53:23,296
[Shazam grunts] Guys!
2113
01:53:24,214 --> 01:53:25,549
What the hell?
2114
01:53:25,632 --> 01:53:27,509
You buried me?
2115
01:53:27,592 --> 01:53:29,970
In what, like, two minutes?
2116
01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,054
Oh, Billy!
2117
01:53:31,138 --> 01:53:32,723
[all whooping]
2118
01:53:32,806 --> 01:53:33,932
Hey.
2119
01:53:34,016 --> 01:53:36,268
Oh, man. I missed you guys.
2120
01:53:39,229 --> 01:53:40,772
Hi. Hey.
2121
01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,650
Oh, my God. Hi.
2122
01:53:43,734 --> 01:53:45,360
Why didn't anybody tell...
2123
01:53:45,444 --> 01:53:47,320
Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...
2124
01:53:47,404 --> 01:53:50,365
I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...
2125
01:53:50,449 --> 01:53:51,533
I was dead at the time.
2126
01:53:52,617 --> 01:53:53,702
So, you, uh...
2127
01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:55,996
you got my bird letter?
2128
01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:58,582
Oh, I, uh...
2129
01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:01,626
I think you've got
something...
2130
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:04,671
On my...
2131
01:54:04,755 --> 01:54:06,173
Where... Oh.
2132
01:54:06,923 --> 01:54:07,924
What?
2133
01:54:08,842 --> 01:54:09,843
That's a spider.
2134
01:54:09,926 --> 01:54:11,428
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
2135
01:54:11,511 --> 01:54:13,930
Also, [chuckling]
that's really embarrassing.
2136
01:54:14,014 --> 01:54:15,223
Yes, it is.
2137
01:54:15,307 --> 01:54:17,684
But it was an amazing thing
you did.
2138
01:54:17,768 --> 01:54:19,644
The sacrifice you made.
2139
01:54:19,728 --> 01:54:22,647
You brought this world
back to life.
2140
01:54:22,731 --> 01:54:24,858
Maybe this time,
gods and humans
2141
01:54:24,941 --> 01:54:26,568
can learn to live in peace.
2142
01:54:26,651 --> 01:54:27,611
Yeah.
2143
01:54:29,071 --> 01:54:30,947
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
2144
01:54:33,325 --> 01:54:34,701
Be well, Billy Batson.
2145
01:54:37,037 --> 01:54:39,706
Hey, you know, just because
your father's power
2146
01:54:39,790 --> 01:54:41,291
is surging through me,
2147
01:54:41,374 --> 01:54:43,460
that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,
2148
01:54:43,543 --> 01:54:45,003
and I'm gonna be 18
2149
01:54:45,087 --> 01:54:46,797
in, like, five months, so...
[clicks tongue]
2150
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,091
Stick to saving
the world, kid.
2151
01:54:49,174 --> 01:54:51,093
Yeah, you know, like,
that's... Okay, cool.
2152
01:54:51,176 --> 01:54:52,719
See ya.
2153
01:54:52,803 --> 01:54:54,513
What's with our boys
and older women?
2154
01:54:54,596 --> 01:54:55,555
[exhales sharply]
2155
01:54:57,432 --> 01:54:59,184
Hey.
2156
01:54:59,267 --> 01:55:00,727
Who wants their powers back?
2157
01:55:00,811 --> 01:55:01,770
[Shazam chuckles]
2158
01:55:02,729 --> 01:55:04,689
We can do that, right?
2159
01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:05,816
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, good.
2160
01:55:05,899 --> 01:55:07,067
Good, good, good.
2161
01:55:07,150 --> 01:55:08,860
[Victor] I'd like
our house back.
2162
01:55:08,944 --> 01:55:10,070
Can we do that?
2163
01:55:10,153 --> 01:55:11,988
[upbeat music playing]
2164
01:55:12,072 --> 01:55:13,865
-[Victor] Dinner!
-Coming.
2165
01:55:13,949 --> 01:55:16,118
Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.
2166
01:55:18,703 --> 01:55:19,663
[Rosa chuckles]
2167
01:55:20,789 --> 01:55:22,207
[Rosa] Anthea.
2168
01:55:22,290 --> 01:55:23,500
Have you decided what
you're gonna do
2169
01:55:23,583 --> 01:55:26,211
about that god realm of yours?
2170
01:55:26,294 --> 01:55:28,922
Well, actually I'm gonna take
some time off while it heals.
2171
01:55:29,005 --> 01:55:30,924
Spend some time
with the common folk.
2172
01:55:31,007 --> 01:55:32,509
Learn some about your world,
2173
01:55:32,592 --> 01:55:35,053
about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.
2174
01:55:35,137 --> 01:55:36,763
Number one sign of wisdom:
2175
01:55:36,847 --> 01:55:38,640
Admitting there's always
more to learn.
2176
01:55:38,723 --> 01:55:39,975
I'm coming around to it.
2177
01:55:40,058 --> 01:55:41,226
[doorbell rings]
2178
01:55:42,018 --> 01:55:43,145
I got it.
2179
01:55:47,566 --> 01:55:48,525
Whoa.
2180
01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:50,652
Uh, guys?
2181
01:55:51,444 --> 01:55:52,445
Guys!
2182
01:55:52,529 --> 01:55:54,531
[suspenseful music playing]
2183
01:55:59,911 --> 01:56:00,954
It's the wizard.
2184
01:56:02,747 --> 01:56:04,624
-Oh, my God!
-[Rosa] No way!
2185
01:56:04,708 --> 01:56:06,334
-Yes.
-Look at this guy!
2186
01:56:06,418 --> 01:56:07,752
Look at him, he's so handsome.
2187
01:56:07,836 --> 01:56:09,171
You pimpin' now, what is this?
2188
01:56:09,254 --> 01:56:10,881
-[Billy] You look amazing.
-You look great!
2189
01:56:10,964 --> 01:56:13,049
Well, I was
in the neighborhood
2190
01:56:13,133 --> 01:56:14,718
and, um, I just wanted
to express
2191
01:56:14,801 --> 01:56:17,137
-my gratitude before I go.
-[doorbell rings, pops]
2192
01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:21,433
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.
2193
01:56:21,516 --> 01:56:22,976
-[Freddy chuckles]
-Not everything.
2194
01:56:26,104 --> 01:56:27,731
You were just
in the neighborhood?
2195
01:56:27,814 --> 01:56:30,150
[chuckles] Okay,
I came for the staff.
2196
01:56:30,233 --> 01:56:32,194
Perhaps I will hold
onto it for now.
2197
01:56:32,277 --> 01:56:36,156
I also wanted to see
your faces one last time
2198
01:56:36,239 --> 01:56:37,949
before I turn into a pile
of ash.
2199
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:39,492
-Wait, what?
-No!
2200
01:56:39,576 --> 01:56:41,578
I am making a joke.
I have an Uber waiting.
2201
01:56:41,661 --> 01:56:43,455
-And besides...
-[chuckles]
2202
01:56:43,538 --> 01:56:46,249
...I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.
2203
01:56:46,333 --> 01:56:48,251
It's time to see your world.
2204
01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:49,920
It's been an honor,
2205
01:56:50,003 --> 01:56:52,589
a privilege,
watching you all soar.
2206
01:56:52,672 --> 01:56:53,965
You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.
2207
01:56:54,049 --> 01:56:55,425
Thank you, Jeff.
2208
01:56:55,508 --> 01:56:57,260
-[sighs] It never ends.
-[chuckles]
2209
01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,679
[Billy] Also,
2210
01:57:01,181 --> 01:57:02,682
what's my superhero name?
2211
01:57:05,268 --> 01:57:07,562
Your name is...
2212
01:57:08,647 --> 01:57:10,482
Shazam.
2213
01:57:10,565 --> 01:57:11,566
-Of course.
-Yeah.
2214
01:57:11,650 --> 01:57:13,652
[all agreeing]
2215
01:57:15,362 --> 01:57:17,614
I still think we can beat it.
2216
01:57:17,697 --> 01:57:19,658
[upbeat music playing]
2217
01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,483
My feet hurt.
How much further?
2218
01:59:58,566 --> 01:59:59,776
About ten seconds less
2219
01:59:59,859 --> 02:00:01,361
than the last time
you asked me.
2220
02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:02,946
I'm sorry, I just feel
like we could
2221
02:00:03,029 --> 02:00:04,280
have parked
a little bit closer.
2222
02:00:04,364 --> 02:00:05,490
He doesn't know we're coming,
2223
02:00:05,573 --> 02:00:06,991
and I didn't want
to spook him.
2224
02:00:07,075 --> 02:00:09,369
"Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.
2225
02:00:09,452 --> 02:00:10,829
All right, let's go.
2226
02:00:10,912 --> 02:00:12,914
And then you can tell Waller
that even though
2227
02:00:12,997 --> 02:00:15,166
she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,
2228
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,709
we never actually met him
2229
02:00:16,793 --> 02:00:19,170
because you wore
shitty walking shoes.
2230
02:00:19,254 --> 02:00:21,089
[chuckles] Okay, first of all,
they're boots,
2231
02:00:21,172 --> 02:00:23,049
and they're not shitty,
they're new.
2232
02:00:23,133 --> 02:00:26,052
-I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet. -Shut up.
2233
02:00:26,136 --> 02:00:29,139
Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,
2234
02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,890
but a little immature.
2235
02:00:30,974 --> 02:00:32,100
Oh, great.
2236
02:00:33,017 --> 02:00:35,520
Whoo! [chuckles]
2237
02:00:40,358 --> 02:00:42,318
[grunting]
2238
02:00:44,487 --> 02:00:46,030
-Billy Batson.
-Yeah?
2239
02:00:46,114 --> 02:00:47,782
I mean, no.
2240
02:00:47,866 --> 02:00:49,451
I've never heard that name
in my life.
2241
02:00:49,534 --> 02:00:50,869
I don't know who
you're talking about.
2242
02:00:50,952 --> 02:00:52,454
But I'd like to meet
that person
2243
02:00:52,537 --> 02:00:54,289
'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.
2244
02:00:54,372 --> 02:00:57,167
And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,
2245
02:00:57,250 --> 02:00:58,710
but, like, in a dangerous way.
2246
02:00:58,793 --> 02:01:00,628
What the hell
are you talking about?
2247
02:01:00,712 --> 02:01:02,797
Relax. We know who you are.
2248
02:01:02,881 --> 02:01:05,008
-How?
-Don't worry about that.
2249
02:01:06,092 --> 02:01:07,093
Who are you guys?
2250
02:01:07,177 --> 02:01:08,470
Don't worry about that either.
2251
02:01:08,553 --> 02:01:10,305
Look, we've seen
what you can do.
2252
02:01:10,388 --> 02:01:12,015
And we're here
to make you an offer.
2253
02:01:12,098 --> 02:01:13,141
How would you like to join
2254
02:01:13,224 --> 02:01:14,350
-the Justice...
-Yes!
2255
02:01:14,434 --> 02:01:15,852
A thousand times yes!
2256
02:01:15,935 --> 02:01:17,770
Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!
2257
02:01:17,854 --> 02:01:19,772
Well, I mean,
not this exactly.
2258
02:01:19,856 --> 02:01:20,857
Like, normally,
it's Wonder Woman
2259
02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,108
in the dream, but...
2260
02:01:22,192 --> 02:01:23,610
-Ew.
-Huh?
2261
02:01:23,693 --> 02:01:25,820
Well, that was easy.
2262
02:01:25,904 --> 02:01:27,405
Welcome
to the Justice Society.
2263
02:01:27,489 --> 02:01:29,449
Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
2264
02:01:29,532 --> 02:01:30,783
The Justice Society?
2265
02:01:30,867 --> 02:01:32,202
Is that different
than the Justice League?
2266
02:01:32,285 --> 02:01:33,912
Yes. The Justice Society
2267
02:01:33,995 --> 02:01:35,371
is different
than the Justice League
2268
02:01:35,455 --> 02:01:37,207
because of how words work.
2269
02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:39,167
I just want to be
in the Wonder Woman group.
2270
02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:41,461
-So, that's you guys, right?
-No.
2271
02:01:41,544 --> 02:01:43,463
Why are you so obsessed
with Wonder Woman, dude?
2272
02:01:43,546 --> 02:01:45,381
He's joking, right?
2273
02:01:45,465 --> 02:01:48,718
-No?
-Okay. I'm out.
2274
02:01:48,801 --> 02:01:50,762
I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.
2275
02:01:50,845 --> 02:01:52,805
Can you drive by and get me?
2276
02:01:52,889 --> 02:01:55,308
[Shazam] Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.
2277
02:01:55,391 --> 02:01:56,643
It's pretty confusing
that there are
2278
02:01:56,726 --> 02:01:58,686
two separate groups
of superheroes
2279
02:01:58,770 --> 02:02:00,230
that are totally unaffiliated,
2280
02:02:00,313 --> 02:02:02,315
but both have "Justice"
in their name, you know.
2281
02:02:02,398 --> 02:02:04,442
Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing a rebranding of sorts?
2282
02:02:04,526 --> 02:02:07,320
'Cause just a quick search
on Thesaurus.com,
2283
02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:09,197
you got so many options, man.
2284
02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:12,283
Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
2285
02:02:12,367 --> 02:02:14,035
Uh, uh, "Code Society."
That's stupid.
2286
02:02:14,118 --> 02:02:15,495
These are, like, legal terms.
2287
02:02:15,578 --> 02:02:18,665
[gasps] "The Avenger Society."
2288
02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:20,166
[inhales sharply]
2289
02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,668
I like that, for some reason.
2290
02:02:24,546 --> 02:02:26,506
[gentle music playing]
2291
02:02:41,854 --> 02:02:44,023
[music builds up]
2292
02:02:50,822 --> 02:02:52,782
[dramatic music playing]
2293
02:06:06,851 --> 02:06:08,811
[mysterious music playing]
2294
02:07:35,106 --> 02:07:37,066
[intense music playing]
2295
02:08:35,333 --> 02:08:37,335
[distant chattering]
2296
02:08:37,418 --> 02:08:39,378
[unsettling music playing]
2297
02:08:54,977 --> 02:08:57,146
[voice laughing]
2298
02:08:57,229 --> 02:09:01,233
[Mister Mind] Well, well,
Doctor. We meet again.
2299
02:09:01,317 --> 02:09:03,110
Where in the hell
have you been?
2300
02:09:03,194 --> 02:09:06,197
[Mister Mind] To implement
the perfect plan, Doctor,
2301
02:09:06,280 --> 02:09:08,574
one must have patience.
2302
02:09:08,658 --> 02:09:10,076
What are you talking about?
2303
02:09:11,827 --> 02:09:13,663
It's been two goddamn years!
2304
02:09:13,746 --> 02:09:18,626
Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?
2305
02:09:18,709 --> 02:09:20,044
A meaningless measure.
2306
02:09:20,127 --> 02:09:22,713
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
2307
02:09:22,797 --> 02:09:26,008
I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunatics
2308
02:09:26,092 --> 02:09:28,010
waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,
2309
02:09:28,094 --> 02:09:30,554
vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?
2310
02:09:30,638 --> 02:09:33,265
It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?
2311
02:09:33,349 --> 02:09:36,102
I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,
2312
02:09:36,185 --> 02:09:39,563
I just slither around
endlessly.
2313
02:09:39,647 --> 02:09:42,066
But not for long.
2314
02:09:42,149 --> 02:09:43,609
[laughing]
2315
02:09:44,944 --> 02:09:46,570
Tell me everything.
2316
02:09:48,155 --> 02:09:50,199
Just one more thing
I need to do.
2317
02:09:50,282 --> 02:09:52,243
What? No!
2318
02:09:53,828 --> 02:09:55,371
Oh, goddamn it!
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