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- Fire!
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- Fire!
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- It's more than natural
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given the velocity for finding out.
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Bloody should trump
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Where are the bears?
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Gentlemen, you are welcome to the store.
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Gildenstern!
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Hey, listen, come on Gildenstern, you.
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We're supposed to be putting this play on,
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maybe this time maybe
learn your lines here.
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- Capitano Benucci!
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Capitano Benucci!
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Could I have a word with you in my hut?
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- It's me sir, Lester.
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- I'm sorry.
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Good luck.
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What?
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Jeffrey, what happened?
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- Hey, get away from that wire!
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This is just damn silly, Baird.
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Help me to get them back.
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We don't want another disaster!
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- You don't think he's
even worth a protest?
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- I'm the Senior British Officer here.
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I'll do the protesting.
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Get back!
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- All right, come on, let's get back.
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- We'll pay for it, of
course, we always do.
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They'll turn off the
water or hold up the mail
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or something equally ghastly.
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Who dealt this little lot?
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- You did.
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- No bid.
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No bid.
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- Three no trumps.
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- Double.
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- Why does there have to
be some comic strip hero
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in every camp who has
got to go muck things up
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for everybody else?
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- Laundry up, come and get it!
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Scribble, scribble, scribble.
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Can't you give the poor
girl a break, Romeo?
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- What size boots do you take?
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- Boots, size nine, why?
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- Well tread on that.
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- Why do I always get caught?
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Now really Tony, week after
week, month after month,
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it beats me what you find to say to her.
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Let me have a look.
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- Would you mind your own ruddy business?
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- Oh, turn it up, Roger.
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There's no use thinking about it.
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It might have been any of us.
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Just damn bad luck.
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- Bad luck my foot!
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Dickie never had a chance.
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That crawling little rat tipped them off
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and Benucci was waiting with his gun out.
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- But how could he have known, Roger?
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He doesn't even live in the ordinary huts.
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He eats by himself, he sleeps by himself.
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He was watched the whole time.
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I don't see how he could
possibly have known.
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- Well he bloody well did know.
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He was standing by that wire
just before Dickie took off.
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And he knows where our tunnel is too,
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I saw him staring at the spot
where we are due to come out.
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- Nobody knew that Dickie was going
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except us and Baird.
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- Oh, dry up, Bunter, I
tell you it was Coutoules!
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And if somebody else doesn't,
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I swear I'll bump the
little bastard off myself!
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- And they are saying that
I am an agent for the enemy,
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that I betrayed Captain Lester.
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It is not true, sir.
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I could prove my innocence if you had me
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returned to my hut.
- No, definitely not.
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I'm sorry.
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- I would not ask, sir,
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but it is desperately important
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that I should-
- Coutoules, you know
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perfectly well why you
were moved into this hut.
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Now even you must realise
that you're not exactly
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the most popular person in this camp.
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For that reason and for your own good
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it's better that you remain here.
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- If you allowed me to go
back and something happened,
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I would acquit you of any responsibility.
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- If I allowed you to go back,
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you might not finish up in any condition
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to acquit anyone of anything.
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- Oh, sorry.
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You want to see me, I understand?
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Yes, come in please.
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All right, Coutoules.
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- Exit the fifth column.
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Well, what's on your mind?
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- Up to now, Baird, I've agreed
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that all escaping activities
should be run by you
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and the Escape Committee.
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And I haven't asked to be told about them.
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But from now on I want to
know about any future attempt
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before it takes place.
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- Know about it or approve of it?
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- Both.
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- But why?
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It's worked out all right so far.
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- Didn't quite work
this afternoon, did it?
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- Lester's plan was approved.
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We thought he had a fair chance.
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Obviously Benucci was tipped off!
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- By whom, Coutoules?
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Bunter Phillips tells me Coutoules
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couldn't possibly have known anything
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about the attempt before it happened.
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- Well he might have heard of something.
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- He might, but I don't think he did.
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When an escape goes wrong,
it's so easy to lay the blame
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on some imaginary informer.
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The fact is that Lester never had a chance
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from the word go.
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- I don't agree.
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Of course there's always some risk.
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War is not exactly a safe occupation.
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And as I see it all of
us here are still at war.
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It's our duty to escape if we can.
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- To some extent it's also
our duty to stay alive
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if we can.
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- In that case, 90 % of
the officers in this camp
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deserve a medal.
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Sunbathing, amateur theatricals,
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bridge buddies noon and night.
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Oh aye, we can all do our
duty and stay alive all right.
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- Look, the Allies have landed in Sicily.
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They may tomorrow, for all
we know, land in Italy.
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As soon as the first man's ashore,
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I believe Italy will pack up.
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It's probably fixed already.
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- Well.
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- What happens then is anybody's guess.
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Perhaps the Italians will open the gates
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and let us fade away into the countryside.
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That may be part of their
bargain with the Allies.
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- Well perhaps they'll stick
to their guns literally
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and have us carted off to Germany.
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That may be part of their
bargain with the Germans.
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Or perhaps they'll just
run around in circles,
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not knowing what to do.
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- Exactly, and that's the
moment I'm going to talk
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to the Commandante.
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Upon the success or failure of that talk
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may depend the future
or perhaps even the life
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of every man in this camp.
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That's why what happened this afternoon
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mustn't happen again.
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- Just because we got a
poke in the eye today,
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do we have to stop trying?
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- Hey look, you're not getting the point.
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Every time a prisoner of war escapes,
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that's one up to you and
the Escape Committee.
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But I'm not thinking about
you or the Escape Committee.
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If a prisoner gets shot,
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I'm very sorry but I'm not
thinking about him either.
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I'm thinking about the 400
other men here in this camp
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that I'm responsible for
as Senior British Officer.
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That's why I insist on knowing of
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and approving any future attempt.
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- What about tunnels, do you
wanna know about them too?
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- I don't want to know where
they're going to start.
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But I want to know when
they're gonna be used
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for a breakout.
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I might want to reserve a place myself.
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- I'll bear that in mind.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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- Clean laundry, sir.
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- Oh, put it on the table, Pat.
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Is that a truck I heard just now?
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- Yes sir.
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- Damn silly time to deliver the laundry.
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- Yeah.
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Well, how did Colonel Baird take it, sir?
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- Well, we didn't come to
blows if that's what you mean,
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but I don't think he liked it.
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- Well anyway, he's not the S.B.O.
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- He's welcome to the job if he wants it.
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- Anything else tonight, sir?
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- No thanks, Pat, I'm turning in.
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- Well, I'll push off.
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Good night.
- Good night.
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Ward.
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Yes.
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Warrington.
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Yes.
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Wilmott?
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Yes.
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- Coutoules?
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Coutoules!
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- Parade!
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- Coutoules!
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He must be sick, I'll check up.
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Dessin?
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Oui.
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Le Clerc?
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Oui.
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- I will report Coutoules'
sickness to Capitano Benucci.
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You may dismiss, Colonel.
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Dismiss them, Captain Foster.
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- Parade!
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Parade, shun!
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Dismiss!
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- Now come on, rehearsal,
act IV, scene two and three.
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Come on, all of you.
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- We'll there's not
much point in tunnelling
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this morning, sir.
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There's bound to be a
search for Coutoules.
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- No, I don't think so.
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It's my bet the Eyeties have moved him on
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to another camp.
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- Why should they do that, sir?
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- Because the moment we cottoned on to him
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he's no more damn use to them.
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- Well then we can get cracking as usual.
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- I reckon so.
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They're not going to tear the place apart
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pretending to look for
one of their own people.
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As far as Coutoules is
concerned, we were dead right.
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Even Colonel Huxley'll
have to admit that now.
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- Right.
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- Coutoules isn't in his room.
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His bed hasn't been slept in.
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- Okay.
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- There are six or seven
bags of sand still down there
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from the last shift.
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We better get them out
before digging starts.
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Right.
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- Why did God make sand so heavy?
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- Right.
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- Attention.
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- Dracula and company heading this way.
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Whereabouts?
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- Crossing the compound.
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- Keep an eye on him.
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All right, no panic, chaps,
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we've got time to get this lot out.
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Off you go, you two.
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- About turn you, quick march.
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- This the lot?
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Yes.
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What's the trouble?
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- Oh, everything under control.
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All right,
look out I'm coming on.
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Surface, Roger, surface!
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- Stop it, what's the matter?
- Come up!
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- Anything wrong?
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- There's been a fall.
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- Oh.
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- It's not just an ordinary
fall, there's someone under it.
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- There can't be.
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- It's Coutoules.
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He's dead.
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- Pierre, find Baird and Doc Simmons.
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Get them here as fast as you can.
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- All right.
266
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,583
Tim.
267
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,042
Any sign of Dracula?
268
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:12,958
- All's well.
269
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,542
He's watching the keep-fit types.
270
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:19,458
- Class!
271
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,875
On the feet.
272
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,708
Up!
273
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,333
As Italians,
274
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:29,667
advance!
275
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,333
Left, right, left,
right, left, right, left.
276
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,958
- How's it going?
277
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,583
Can't see a thing.
278
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,458
- Well can't you give him a hand?
279
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,167
Use your loaf!
280
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,542
How'd you think the two of us
281
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,542
can work down here at the same time?
282
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,542
- I thought you were having that bird
283
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,667
for your birthday, Gibbs?
284
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,458
- I've changed my mind, she's reprieved.
285
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,333
Until Christmas.
286
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,083
- Well it won't do, you know?
287
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,083
They're turning the place into a farmyard.
288
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,792
Odd sort of pong.
289
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,333
- Lt isn't the duck.
290
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,667
- No, it isn't the duck, it's more like,
291
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,417
stale spaghetti.
292
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,833
- With a touch of garlic perhaps?
293
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,417
- Let's get upwind.
294
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,583
- All right, Tony's coming now.
295
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,417
Stand by to give us a hand.
296
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500
Come on boys.
297
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,083
Under the arm.
298
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,333
Under the arms.
299
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,250
- Is he dead, Doc?
300
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,708
He's dead.
301
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,958
- That's great.
302
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,750
Colonel Huxley just asked me to find him.
303
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,667
All right, get the stove down quick
304
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,500
and get tidied up in here.
305
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,042
You two go and change.
306
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,458
How did it happen?
307
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:34,333
- Well, Tony found him, sir.
308
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,875
There was a partial fall,
and he was under it.
309
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,667
- It sounds pretty improbable
310
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,083
but we'll go into that one later.
311
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,708
We'd got to get Coutoules out of this hut
312
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,458
and as far away from
the tunnel as possible.
313
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,125
And Benucci's in the camp.
314
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,292
How the heck are we going to do that?
315
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:47,667
- Well, we could stage a riot.
316
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,583
- I've got an idea.
317
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,542
Where is Benucci?
318
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,833
- He's just gone to the S.B.O.'s hut, sir.
319
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:53,667
- Good.
320
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,167
Chase after that PT mob
and get a hold of Robson.
321
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,375
Tell him I want him here at once.
322
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,208
- Right, sir.
323
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,042
- Tell him I want them all.
324
00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:58,875
Right.
325
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,000
- Naturally, Colonel,
what happened yesterday
326
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,625
is deeply regretted.
327
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:05,333
That Captain Lester, a
hero, should die in such-
328
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,875
- Captain Lester wasn't a hero
329
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,125
and he didn't just die.
330
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,750
You murdered him.
331
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,583
I've already made a
protest to your Commandant
332
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,083
and I shall report the facts
to the Protecting Power
333
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,458
at the earliest opportunity.
334
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,667
- I also have made my report, Colonel.
335
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,708
Captain Lester was unfortunately killed
336
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,625
while attempting to escape.
337
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,042
If another similar incident should occur,
338
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:29,583
no one will regret it more than myself.
339
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:30,542
- You'll regret it, all right,
340
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,792
when the Allies take over this camp.
341
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,667
- I'm afraid I have
some disagreeable news.
342
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,250
Yesterday's mail from England.
343
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,708
Due to a careless accident,
344
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,083
most of it, practically all of it
345
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,500
was destroyed by a fire.
346
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,167
- Again?
347
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,458
- Unfortunately, yes.
348
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,542
I know how much your officers look forward
349
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,167
to news from home.
350
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:55,125
These few are the lucky ones.
351
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,708
Colonel, it is reported to me
352
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,750
that Lieutenant Coutoules is sick.
353
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,625
Not a serious complaint, I hope.
354
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,208
- No, I don't think so.
355
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:10,542
- Then I shall expect to see
him at roll call this evening?
356
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,292
- Who calls on Hamlet?
357
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,875
Ah, here they come.
358
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,250
I don't know which I loath more,
359
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,667
rugger hearties like Robson
360
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,792
or cloak and dagger types
like Bunter and his lot.
361
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:46,708
- Okay, Bunter.
362
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,167
- PT class coming, sir.
363
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,000
- Right.
364
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,250
Now I want you to go
straight to Colonel Huxley
365
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,833
and ask him to come to
the washroom in Hut A.
366
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:54,792
Tell him it's important.
367
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:55,625
- Got him?
368
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,458
Yeah.
369
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,625
- Robson, take your main
down the corridor a wee way.
370
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,458
Come on, right, Bunter.
371
00:21:58,458 --> 00:21:59,292
Right.
372
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,333
- Robson, make for the washroom in Hut A.
373
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,167
Don't go direct.
374
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,583
Hamlet, my lord Hamlet.
375
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,250
What noise is this?
376
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,917
Who calls on Hamlet?
377
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,125
Ah, here they come.
378
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,875
- What have you done my
lord, with the dead body?
379
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,042
- Compounded it with
dust, where to tis kin.
380
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:22,583
- Tell us where tis, that
we may take it thence.
381
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,542
- No, no, no listen, it isn't
what have you done, my lord
382
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,458
with the dead body, it's
what have you done, my lord
383
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,833
with the dead body.
384
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,667
Oafs and peasants!
385
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:31,917
They've got the whole bloody
camp to play games in,
386
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,417
why do they have to come and tread on us?
387
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,458
- What have you done, my
lord, with the dead body?
388
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,917
- No, no, no, it's what
have you done my lord
389
00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:41,000
with the dead body.
390
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,292
- Put him down there on the table.
391
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,875
- Colonel Huxley.
392
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,375
- Look at his hand, sir.
393
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,792
He's torn one fingernail right off
394
00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:03,167
and three others nearly off.
395
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,833
- Yes.
396
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,667
Tried to claw his way out.
397
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,875
How long's he been dead?
398
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,458
- Since 12 hours, 10 more likely.
399
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,167
- That'd make it about
midnight last night.
400
00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:17,708
Well leaving aside the
question of how he got
401
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,167
into the tunnel,
402
00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:21,125
how did he get into Hut C after lockup?
403
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,333
Unless of course there's been a conspiracy
404
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,500
of silence in Hut C.
405
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,917
- Well the fact is he did get into the hut
406
00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:33,750
or he couldn't have got into the tunnel.
407
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:34,833
- We'll obviously we must report this
408
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,667
to the Italians at once.
409
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:37,625
- Report it aye, but do
you have to tell them
410
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,542
where you found him?
411
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,583
- Yes, of course we do.
412
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,292
Their doctors will prove he died
413
00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:42,333
under a fall of sand.
414
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,833
That means only one thing, a tunnel.
415
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,375
- Well just for the record,
if you tell the truth
416
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,417
you'll be making them a present
417
00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:48,958
of the only tunnel in this
camp with a real chance.
418
00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:52,250
- What alternative do you suggest?
419
00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:57,917
- Put him in another
tunnel, an abandoned one
420
00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:58,875
and then report it.
421
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,542
- You mean fake a fall in another tunnel?
422
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,458
- Well, it happens easily
enough by accident.
423
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,042
It shouldn't be difficult
to do it on purpose.
424
00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,750
- That might not be the end of
the matter, you realise that?
425
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,208
- Well I'm still for it.
426
00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:14,375
- All right, who will do it?
427
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,542
I will, sir.
428
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:20,083
- Well the less I know
about it, the better.
429
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,125
Though just as a matter of interest,
430
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,750
might I be allowed to know where this
431
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,667
abandoned tunnel starts?
432
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,250
- You tell me, Colonel
433
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,792
that these diggers, these nameless diggers
434
00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,333
come to you this morning
435
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,417
and tell you, andante,
436
00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:53,125
and tell you that Lieutenant Coutoules
437
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,875
was the last man in the tunnel last night
438
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:58,458
and must have been pinned
down by a fall of sand
439
00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:00,042
unknown to his friends.
440
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,000
- That's right.
441
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,833
- And you say that the
Greek died in the tunnel.
442
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,583
But you do not know who was with him.
443
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:06,792
- I didn't say I didn't know.
444
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:08,250
I said I wasn't going to tell you.
445
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:10,083
- There is another point, Colonel
446
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,042
that I do not understand.
447
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:14,583
Why is it you who reports
this unfortunate happening
448
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:17,375
and not your Commandante Colonel Huxley?
449
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,875
- You know damn well I'm in charge
450
00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:21,583
of all escaping activities in this camp.
451
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:23,417
If you wanna make anything
of it, go right ahead.
452
00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:25,250
- It is not I, Colonel, who will want
453
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,875
to make something of it.
454
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,000
A man has been killed.
455
00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:29,792
- What do you mean been killed?
456
00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:33,833
- Being killed, died, what
is the difference to him?
457
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,500
He is dead.
458
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,417
And you, by your own
admission are the murderer.
459
00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:41,167
- Watch what you're saying,
Benucci, I warn you.
460
00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,792
- You admit you are the organiser
461
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,708
of these childish enterprises.
462
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,708
You encourage men to risk their lives
463
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:47,917
in underground burrows,
464
00:25:47,917 --> 00:25:50,250
in suicidal attempts to climb the wire,
465
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:53,750
and in childish
impersonations like yesterday.
466
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,583
If they fail as they
must, and men get killed,
467
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,417
then you are responsible.
468
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,792
- I accept that responsibility.
469
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,292
- Lieutenant Coutoules.
470
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:06,792
He was a member of this
tunnel digging gang?
471
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,000
- He was, aye.
472
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,333
- Curious.
473
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,083
From what I observed,
474
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,667
I would not have thought
that he was the type.
475
00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:15,250
You surprise me.
476
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,917
- Well life is full of surprises.
477
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,542
You want me anymore?
478
00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:22,292
- Not at the moment, thank you, Colonel.
479
00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:26,333
Now, this is a matter
for criminal procedure.
480
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:40,250
No, no, no, no!
481
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,375
- Oh, do stop shouting.
482
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,333
We aren't at La Scala now, you know?
483
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,250
It is not permitted!
484
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:46,375
- Ah, please be quiet.
485
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:47,500
I've given you a lovely set of prints.
486
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,708
What more do you want?
487
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,750
- With the fingers!
488
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,167
It is not permitted wearing the gloves!
489
00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,500
- We happen to be English.
490
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,042
We like to keep our hands clean.
491
00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:56,250
- Here, here!
- Yeah!
492
00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,083
- Oh, silencio!
493
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,667
- Well then just this once.
494
00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:02,167
But any more of this girlish hysterics
495
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:05,083
and it's back to Gilbert
and Sullivan for you.
496
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,000
Santa Maria!
497
00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:27,458
Ooh!
498
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,208
- Poor old Rigoletto.
499
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,667
I almost feel sorry for him.
500
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,708
- Don't offer us any of that, will you.
501
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:37,208
- What do you mean, I paid
through the nose for this.
502
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,083
Five cigarettes and a tablet of soap.
503
00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:41,458
- We can see you're out of soap.
504
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:45,000
What size gloves do you take?
505
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,708
- Size gloves, I haven't
the faintest, why?
506
00:27:50,292 --> 00:27:52,125
Oh no, definitely no.
507
00:27:54,292 --> 00:27:56,917
- You have got big hands
though, haven't you?
508
00:27:56,917 --> 00:27:58,500
- What do you mean I've got big hands?
509
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,542
- Don't you think it's rather big, Roger?
510
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,958
- Pretty normal to me.
511
00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,500
- Really?
512
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,458
Does that look normal to you?
513
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,917
- It certainly does.
514
00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:08,750
- Are you sure?
515
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,250
- Of course I'm sure.
516
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,125
- Okay, then hang on to this.
517
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:11,958
- Ay!
518
00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:45,625
- Blast.
519
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:46,458
- Well?
520
00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:48,750
- Oh, sorry I'm not with you.
521
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,958
- I said who did kill Coutoules?
522
00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:52,208
- Well, don't look at me, I didn't.
523
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,500
- How the hell did he get
into the tunnel anyway?
524
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,333
- Well he didn't just walk there
525
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,833
of his own free will,
526
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,708
lift up the stove, jump down,
527
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,500
cover himself with sand, that's for sure.
528
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:05,417
- As I understand it, it takes
four men to raise the trap.
529
00:29:05,417 --> 00:29:07,167
Coutoules could have
been killed by one man
530
00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,542
but at least three others must have helped
531
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,083
to put him there.
532
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,333
Threats have been made by Hut C, I know.
533
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,417
- There's no lack of suspects.
534
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:17,000
Enough people wanted to
bump him off, including me.
535
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,333
- The Italians have got me worried.
536
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:21,917
Normally when they find a tunnel,
537
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:22,750
we have a strafe and that's that.
538
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:24,708
But now it's photographers
and fingerprints
539
00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:25,625
and the rest, why?
540
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,417
- Maybe they wanted to arrest the duck.
541
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,083
- Obviously I'm wasting my time and yours.
542
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:33,917
- Well, I'm sorry but I just can't see
543
00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:35,417
that it matters a damn how Coutoules died
544
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:36,250
or who killed him.
545
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,083
He was a stool pigeon
546
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:38,542
and he had it coming to him anyway.
547
00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:39,958
What do you want me to do about it, cry?
548
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,750
- No, I want you and the Escape Committee
549
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,000
to find out how Coutoules died
550
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,875
and who was responsible for his death.
551
00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,833
- Maybe it was me and
the Escape Committee.
552
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,083
- I haven't overlooked that possibility.
553
00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:56,833
- Bloody old woman!
554
00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:01,417
Was he talking to me?
555
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:02,792
Could be, it fits.
556
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,000
You interested in rugger?
557
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,125
Not in the least.
558
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,167
- Then why are we facing this way, clot?!
559
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,667
Never could see the sense
of trying to kick a ball
560
00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,042
between two posts.
561
00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:16,583
- I quite agree.
562
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,708
- Only one use for posts like that.
563
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,458
- Not until we've found that cable.
564
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,583
- Well couldn't that
sapper fellow help us?
565
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:24,417
- Might do.
566
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:25,958
There he is, why don't you ask him?
567
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,792
What's the fellow's name?
568
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,792
I never could remember it.
569
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:28,667
Meynell.
570
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:29,542
- Oh yes.
571
00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:30,833
Hey Meynell, come here!
572
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,667
Meynell.
573
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,000
Who's your best friend?
574
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,333
- My best friend, Marquand?
575
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,500
Well, I live in Croydon.
576
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,167
- In the camp, Mr. Stinks.
577
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:43,417
You must get him to tell you,
578
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:44,667
you've gone off, you know.
579
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:47,042
- Oh, oh best friend!
580
00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:48,208
I see what you mean.
581
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:50,625
Sorry, but I've just been down the sewers.
582
00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:52,875
- Down the?
583
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,542
You a plumber or something?
584
00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:56,542
- A plumber?
585
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,167
No, I'm an income tax inspector.
586
00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:00,208
But I'd rather you
didn't spread it around.
587
00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:02,375
Sewers and drains are
just a hobby of mine.
588
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,583
If I may make so bold,
589
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,125
and if I do say so myself,
590
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,458
there's very little leaves this camp
591
00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:07,875
without my knowing about it.
592
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:09,875
Fascinating things they
are, really, you know.
593
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,417
Why you know, in the main sewer here,
594
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,292
I can go practically
anywhere under the camp.
595
00:31:13,292 --> 00:31:15,750
I push myself along on a rubber mattress.
596
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,917
- Are you pulling my leg?
597
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:21,417
- Pulling your leg, Marquand?
598
00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,250
Why on earth would I want to do that?
599
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,250
- Tell him.
600
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,208
- Well, we thought you
might be able to help us.
601
00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:28,708
Keep it to yourself,
but we've got a scheme
602
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,583
for getting out over the wire.
603
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,542
It all depends on being able
to fuse the power cable.
604
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,000
We think we can fix the overhead one
605
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
but we reckon there's another
emergency one somewhere
606
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,125
if we'll only find it.
607
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,167
- There probably is.
608
00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,667
Although I haven't seen one.
609
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,250
I don't like to boast but
610
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,542
if I do say so myself,
611
00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:45,333
there's very little wiring in this camp.
612
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,458
- Yes, well I don't wanna
keep you, thanks very much.
613
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:48,833
If you have any luck, let us know.
614
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:49,917
- Oh 1 will.
615
00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:50,917
It'll be a pleasure.
616
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,167
- On a rubber mattress.
617
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,500
Like punting on the Thames.
618
00:31:59,042 --> 00:31:59,875
Charming.
619
00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,625
- What are they grabbing Byfold for?
620
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,458
- Murder.
621
00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:47,083
- And who says it's murder?
622
00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:54,500
- The facts say so, Captain Byfold.
623
00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,083
A perfect match, are they not?
624
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
The lower set of prints were found on this
625
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:03,708
piece of wood.
626
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,625
- And whose are they?
627
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,500
- Well now, I wonder if you can guess.
628
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,375
In the opinion of our doctor,
629
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,833
death took place the night
before the discovery.
630
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:16,250
He also states that there is evidence
631
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,042
of a struggle prior to death
632
00:33:18,042 --> 00:33:20,708
and that the body was moved after death.
633
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:24,042
Obviously therefore, this whole story
634
00:33:24,042 --> 00:33:26,667
of a tunnel collapse can be dismissed
635
00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,167
as a complete,
636
00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:29,833
- Get out of my way.
637
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,083
I demand to know why Captain Byfold
638
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,042
was arrested without reference to me!
639
00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:37,625
On whose authority and on what charge?
640
00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:41,833
- The charge is a very
serious one, Colonel.
641
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:43,375
- I wasn't addressing you!
642
00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:45,375
On whose authority was
this officer arrested?
643
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:48,083
- Prego, prego, Colonel.
- No, no, no.
644
00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:51,000
- He was brought here on
my orders for questioning.
645
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,083
- What do you mean questioning?
646
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,000
Questioning about what?
647
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,708
- About the murder of
Lieutenant Coutoules.
648
00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,458
- Captain Byfold had
nothing whatever to do
649
00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:01,083
with the death of Lieutenant Coutoules.
650
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:01,917
- No?
651
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,958
I, we think that he did.
652
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,208
- On what evidence?
653
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,458
- This piece of wood was used
654
00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:10,000
for starting the fall
of earth over the body.
655
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,583
There are fingerprints on it.
656
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,042
They are Captain Byfold's fingerprints.
657
00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:15,125
It's all there.
658
00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:18,542
- If any charge is to be
made against Captain Byfold,
659
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:20,833
I insist that it's done
by the civil authorities.
660
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,625
- Naturally, Colonel.
661
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,333
The evidence will be sent
to the state prosecutor.
662
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,667
And if it is decided to bring a charge,
663
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,833
Captain Byfold will stand
trial in a civil court.
664
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,833
I expect to receive my instructions
665
00:34:32,833 --> 00:34:35,208
within a week at the most.
666
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,542
- Meanwhile, he must be allowed
to return to his quarters.
667
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:40,500
- Certainly, that was my intention.
668
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,125
You see, Colonel Huxley,
669
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,417
although it is very clear to me
670
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:45,792
that Captain Byfold is implicated,
671
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,583
this crime could not have been committed
672
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,875
by one man alone.
673
00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:51,625
It would be a very grave
injustice, were it not,
674
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:53,917
for you to allow one
man to pay the penalty
675
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,750
for a crime committed by others.
676
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,125
- Well.
677
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:04,458
- My, our suggestion is
that you put the facts
678
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,000
before your men.
679
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,500
Appeal to their sense of honour.
680
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:11,458
I'm sure you will find that
the culprits will come forward.
681
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,125
- Thank you very much for your help, sir.
682
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,458
- There's nothing to thank me for.
683
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,292
You're not out of the woods yet,
684
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:35,083
not by a long shot.
685
00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:36,875
All right.
686
00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,833
Blast Baird and his damn tunnels.
687
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:44,250
This is beginning to look a bit ugly.
688
00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,750
Round up the Hut Commanders, Pat.
689
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,250
I want to see them in my
hut as soon as possible.
690
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,083
- Right, sir.
691
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,750
- Hello, weren't you gonna
be shot or something?
692
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,750
- They postponed it.
693
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,625
- Oh, good.
694
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,750
Still, if they change their minds again,
695
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,292
you might let me have
any gash vino tickets
696
00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:00,625
you happen to have left?
697
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,875
I'm running a bit short.
698
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:02,958
- That's a promise, Dopey.
699
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:05,292
I'll mention it in my will.
700
00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:07,417
- I thought something
like this might happen.
701
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,417
And now it has.
702
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,042
If the real culprits don't come forward
703
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,083
or we can't find out who they are,
704
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,625
the Italians intend to
make Byfold a scapegoat.
705
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,083
- If the Eyeties are so sure
they got something on Byfold,
706
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,375
why did they let him back in the camp?
707
00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,125
- Because this way, Benucci can sit back
708
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:23,417
and watch us fight amongst ourselves.
709
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:25,042
Well that's the situation, gentlemen.
710
00:36:25,042 --> 00:36:26,708
Pass on what I've told you to your huts.
711
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,250
Remember, we haven't got much time.
712
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,083
Right, gentlemen.
713
00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,958
Baird, if we don't get
to the bottom of this
714
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,000
and Byfold is charged with murder,
715
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:42,583
I shall have to tell the
Italians all we know.
716
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:44,208
- What good will that do?
717
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,125
You'll tell him we didn't
find Coutoules in this tunnel,
718
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,500
we found him in that one.
719
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,667
He's still dead, isn't he?
720
00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:49,875
- True.
721
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,250
But at least it'll explain
why Byfold's fingerprints
722
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:53,500
were on that bit of wood.
723
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,042
I can only hope they'll believe me.
724
00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:57,042
- They won't.
725
00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:58,583
Unless it suits them.
726
00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,417
And you'll have made them a present
727
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,333
of the only tunnel with a real chance.
728
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,792
- Yes, you told me that much before.
729
00:37:04,792 --> 00:37:06,500
Just for the record, wasn't it?
730
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,292
Well this is for the record too.
731
00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,000
I don't intend to let Byfold die
732
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,500
as long as there's the
slightest chance of saving him.
733
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:15,708
Even if it does mean
giving away your tunnel.
734
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,625
- The fact is that Colonel Huxley thinks
735
00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:20,417
that you people of this hut
must have had a hand in it.
736
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:21,250
- Why, sir?
737
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,083
- 'Cause you're the only ones
738
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:24,208
that could have opened up the tunnel.
739
00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,292
- How the hell does Colonel Huxley think
740
00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:27,917
we got Coutoules out of his
hut, across the compound,
741
00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:29,042
blazing with searchlights,
742
00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:31,000
and into this hut after lockup?
743
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,583
- Oh, I know, I know,
it's bloody impossible.
744
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,708
Does he have to play that thing?
745
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:41,958
- Pierre.
746
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,625
- Excuse moi.
747
00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,583
- I'm not too late, am I, Bunter?
748
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,583
- No, bung them in.
749
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,833
Come on, Tony, come on.
750
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,417
Love and kisses, I've got
to get it across tonight.
751
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,125
- How did it go this morning?
752
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,375
- Oh, not so bad sir.
753
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:01,375
We haven't cleared the fall yet.
754
00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,292
But the problem now is
getting rid of the sand.
755
00:38:04,292 --> 00:38:06,000
- You'll have to find new places for it.
756
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,542
In mattresses, kitbags,
up the roof, anywhere.
757
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,000
You'll have to eat it if necessary.
758
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,500
- Then you don't think we'll ever find out
759
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,958
how Coutoules died?
760
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:13,917
- It doesn't look like it, does it?
761
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,458
Nobody's come forward.
762
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,292
You can take it from me, Roger,
763
00:38:16,292 --> 00:38:17,917
that your best chance is the tunnel
764
00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:18,750
if we can finish it in time.
765
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,167
And I think we will.
766
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,292
Because from now on we're
going to work an extra shift
767
00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:24,417
from six till lockup, okay?
768
00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:27,042
- Well supposing we do make it on time,
769
00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:29,042
do you think Colonel Huxley would agree?
770
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,958
- He won't know about it.
771
00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:33,750
- But I thought...
772
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,833
Didn't you tell us that in
future, the S.B.O. had to approve
773
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,000
all attempts to escape?
774
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,833
- Did I?
775
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,167
Well you'd better forget it.
776
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:46,167
- Well none of us likes
being here, you know,
777
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,000
you're not the only one.
778
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,292
But it's just no use
letting it get you down.
779
00:38:50,292 --> 00:38:52,500
I mean going on hunger
strike isn't gonna help.
780
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:56,042
Just when you ought to be trying
to put on some weight too.
781
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,833
Hey, watch out!
782
00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,083
Come on, Bunter!
783
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,458
- Tony.
784
00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,292
- Yeah?
785
00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:17,125
- I think I'm onto something.
786
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:17,958
- What are you talking about?
787
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,417
- Look, keep walking.
788
00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:22,000
Don't look up, but do you
see that guard platform
789
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
ahead of us?
790
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,833
- Yeah?
791
00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,042
- Well don't you get it?
792
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,667
That's the only platform with a clear view
793
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:29,458
of the S.B.00.'s hut and hut C.
794
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,458
- So”?
795
00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:32,500
- Well, Coutoules was
alive in the S.B.O.'s hut
796
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,875
at 10 o'clock.
797
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:36,375
At midnight, he died in our tunnel.
798
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,958
The guards up there that night between
799
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,750
10 and midnight must have seen something.
800
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:41,833
- Yes, you could be right.
801
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:44,375
- The thing is, to find out who they were.
802
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,417
That shouldn't be too difficult.
803
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:49,708
Look, I think I'll have
a word with the Q.M.
804
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:52,208
The Eyeties are always
scrounging around his stores.
805
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,833
Usually finds out most things.
806
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:55,875
I'll see you later.
807
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:56,708
- Okay.
808
00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:03,750
- Spitting with rain.
809
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:05,167
- What are you talking about, you clot?
810
00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,000
Let's see.
811
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:09,583
You're right, you know.
812
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:11,000
Typical British climate.
813
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,875
- What do you think, take a taxi?
814
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:14,250
- You know, you're out
of your mind as usual.
815
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,542
You'll never get a taxi
in weather like this.
816
00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:16,958
The fools never stop.
817
00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:17,875
No, we'll have to walk.
818
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,167
- Mustn't keep the girls waiting.
819
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,292
- I don't want any talk
like that, you know.
820
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,833
If they can't wait, they get no lunch.
821
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:24,250
Now put your umbrella up
and let's get cracking.
822
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,750
- You did say the Savoy, didn't you?
823
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,417
- Where else, you fool, come on.
824
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:30,833
Cross over here.
825
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,125
Mind the traffic.
826
00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:39,458
- Tony.
827
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:40,583
I found out who they were.
828
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:41,417
- Yes?
829
00:40:41,417 --> 00:40:42,542
- Biancelli, a carib,
830
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:45,208
and Marzotto, an ordinary
soldato, scruffy little beast.
831
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,292
- They're all scruffy little beasts.
832
00:40:46,292 --> 00:40:47,333
- We'll the Q.M.'s fixed for Marzotto
833
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,958
to meet us in the cookhouse
just before lockup.
834
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:50,792
- When, this evening?
835
00:40:50,792 --> 00:40:51,625
- Yes!
836
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,333
- Does this Marzotto speak English?
837
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,083
- Well I don't know, but you
speak their lingo well enough.
838
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,208
- It's gonna cost a bit, isn't it?
839
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,125
- What does that matter if it
takes the finger off Roger?
840
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:58,958
- Yes, of course,
841
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,042
but how can you trust these Eyeties?
842
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:00,875
They'll take your bribe,
843
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:01,708
and then what they'll
tell you won't amount
844
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:02,708
to a row of beans.
845
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,083
- But it may do, Tony.
846
00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:05,750
That's why I think it's
worthwhile following up.
847
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,375
They must have seen something.
848
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,167
- Well if it's gonna help
Roger, you can count me in.
849
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,125
- Fine, well we'll fix the details later.
850
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,625
I've just gotta pop over and see Baird
851
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:13,417
about that extra shift this evening.
852
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:19,375
We look as though
we're doing a soft shoe shuffle.
853
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,708
- Might build up to a musical act,
854
00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:22,042
give out with a smooth patter.
855
00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:23,833
- Who is that lady I
saw you with last night?
856
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,458
- That was no lady, that was
a Gordon Highlander number 48!
857
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,750
Oh no, you don't, you bearded Picasso.
858
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,833
Go and find your own refuse dump.
859
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,667
You might sign the pledge
while you're at it.
860
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:34,708
- Get knotted.
861
00:41:36,042 --> 00:41:37,708
- What's he mean, do you suppose?
862
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:38,958
- I'll give you three guesses.
863
00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:39,792
- Oh.
864
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:43,667
- Now these are the
ramparts, there goes there.
865
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:47,083
Two archways, Rosencrantz and
Gildernstern, you come there.
866
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,250
And I make my entrance
down the centre of course.
867
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,958
Ah, a visitor.
868
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:52,917
Cloak and dagger complete.
869
00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:55,417
To what do we owe this
honour, gentle knight?
870
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:58,125
More trouble in the
precious tunnel, perchance?
871
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:58,958
- Trouble?
872
00:41:58,958 --> 00:41:59,792
No, I don't think so.
873
00:41:59,792 --> 00:42:00,625
- Oh, how nice.
874
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:02,792
Then may I suggest you go
and play in the bloody thing.
875
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:03,708
- What do you mean, Callender?
876
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,458
- You know exactly what I mean,
877
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:08,750
swaggering about the place
playing cops and robbers.
878
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:09,750
The whole rest of the camp's heartily sick
879
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:10,583
of the lot of you.
880
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:11,417
- I'll take your word for that.
881
00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:12,417
Oh, cut it out, you two.
882
00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:14,292
- You'd be kicked out
of any decent regiment.
883
00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:15,125
- What's your regiment?
884
00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,458
Catering Corps or ENSA?
885
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,083
- You tunnelers think
that you're a race apart,
886
00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:18,917
don't you?
- Don't get so excited,
887
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:19,875
it's too hot.
888
00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:20,958
- If you weren't a
nuisance, you'd be a joke.
889
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:21,792
- You'll do yourself an injury, you know.
890
00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:23,458
- But when it comes to murdering
891
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,000
a harmless little creature like Coutoules,
892
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:32,792
Get him off!
893
00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:33,792
- Knock it off!
- You can do it.
894
00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:34,625
- Get off, get off.
- Get off him!
895
00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:35,917
For goodness sake!
896
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:46,542
- What's happened?
897
00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:48,750
- Your pal Long just
slugged one of the guards.
898
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:49,917
- Sloshed one of the guards?
899
00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:52,458
- Of all the stupid idiots.
900
00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:57,083
And I can't speak a word of Italian.
901
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:05,625
Capitan,
902
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,458
- Speak in English, someone might hear us.
903
00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:33,583
- The usual method was too slow.
904
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,708
I had to get myself arrested.
905
00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,250
- Good, you have some information.
906
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,292
- Marzotto has been bribed
to meet Bunter Phillips
907
00:43:39,292 --> 00:43:40,583
in the cookhouse this evening.
908
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:41,500
- Marzotto?
909
00:43:42,458 --> 00:43:43,583
Marzotto?
910
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:44,542
- One of the guards in the tower
911
00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:45,375
the night you dealt with Coutoules.
912
00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,667
- Ah yes.
913
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,292
- Why did you kill him, anyway?
914
00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:51,417
- Coutoules was a counter-espionage man
915
00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:53,292
in the pay of the British.
916
00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:54,917
He was on to you.
917
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,125
- He was, was he?
918
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,750
- Yes.
919
00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:59,333
- Why put him in the tunnel?
920
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,833
Why add to the drama?
921
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,500
- I like drama.
922
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,417
- I was taught never to elaborate.
923
00:44:04,417 --> 00:44:06,083
It can be dangerous.
924
00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,625
- Well, I shall have to disappoint
925
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,208
Captain Phillips this
evening, shall I not?
926
00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,750
You must spend a night
in a cell, I'm afraid.
927
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:17,792
Also, we shall have to
beat you up a little.
928
00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:20,125
It would never do for anyone to think
929
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:25,125
that we were friends.
930
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,958
- Parade, parade shun!
931
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:32,792
Dismissed!
932
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:41,208
Presentate!
933
00:44:58,125 --> 00:44:59,208
- Buona Sera.
934
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:16,750
Blast.
935
00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:29,792
- Good evening, Captain Phillips.
936
00:45:29,792 --> 00:45:31,208
What are you cooking now?
937
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,500
But you are taking a risk, are you not,
938
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,250
being out so late?
939
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:41,083
I think I better escort
you back to your hut.
940
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:45,750
Oh yes, of course.
941
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,208
Soldato Marzotto.
942
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,625
No, I'm afraid he will not be able
943
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,083
to keep his appointment with you.
944
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:59,042
You see, he had an accident
this evening, poor fellow.
945
00:45:59,042 --> 00:46:00,292
Cleaning his rifle.
946
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,083
Prego.
947
00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:05,708
- Thomas?
948
00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:06,792
Yes.
949
00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:07,708
- Unwin?
950
00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:08,625
Yes.
951
00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:09,625
- Verity?
952
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:10,875
Yes.
953
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:26,208
- Parade!
954
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,083
- Ward?
955
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:32,917
- All right, fall in, Long.
956
00:46:32,917 --> 00:46:34,333
- Warrington?
957
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,708
Yes.
958
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:37,000
Wilmott?
959
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:37,833
Yes.
960
00:46:39,542 --> 00:46:40,375
Dessin?
961
00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:41,875
Oui.
962
00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:42,708
Le Clerc?
963
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:43,958
Oui.
964
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,333
- You may dismiss, Colonel.
965
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:48,917
- Dismiss them, Captain Foster.
966
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,000
- Parade!
967
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,958
Parade, shun!
968
00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:52,875
Dismiss!
969
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,250
- How was it?
970
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,917
- Not bad, too many foreigners though.
971
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,250
- Certainly messed you up a bit.
972
00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:03,583
- Never hit a policeman, they can't lose.
973
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:04,833
- I say Long, I'm very
sorry about what happened.
974
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:05,917
It was my fault really.
975
00:47:05,917 --> 00:47:07,458
- That's all right, I just lost my temper.
976
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:08,708
It was damned silly of me.
977
00:47:08,708 --> 00:47:09,625
- No hard feelings, yeah?
978
00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:10,458
- Of course not.
979
00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:11,292
- Good.
980
00:47:11,292 --> 00:47:13,083
- Well we better get
on with it, hadn't we?
981
00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:13,917
- Yeah, right.
982
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,083
- What happened with Marzotto?
983
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:19,125
- Oh, nothing, he didn't show up.
984
00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:19,958
Benucci came instead.
985
00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:21,375
- See, you can't trust them an inch.
986
00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,750
Got cold feet and squealed.
987
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,125
- Yeah, that's about it.
988
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:25,375
Oh look, before I forget.
989
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,667
- Ah, thanks, the faithful female.
990
00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:29,958
Never misses, bless her heart.
991
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:30,792
- Well you write enough to her.
992
00:47:30,792 --> 00:47:33,375
I wish I heard as often from Jane.
993
00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:35,917
Well, do you feel like
doing a bit of work?
994
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:37,750
- On the tunnel?
- Yeah.
995
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,583
- Sure.
996
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:45,583
- Okay, Pierre?
997
00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:49,958
How is it?
998
00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:52,333
- Well, the air's a bit foul.
999
00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,083
But the going's pretty
easy up at the fall.
1000
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,292
- Good.
1001
00:47:55,292 --> 00:47:56,708
You coming, Tony?
1002
00:48:02,417 --> 00:48:03,875
- You know, if you don't
feel up to it, Tony,
1003
00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,417
I'm sure O'Brien here would,
1004
00:48:05,417 --> 00:48:06,417
- Well yeah, sure.
- No, no,
1005
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,167
I'm all right, I'll go down.
1006
00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,583
- Poor old Tony's more shaken
up than he cares to admit.
1007
00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:17,417
- Yeah.
1008
00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:20,083
I daresay old Benucci gave
him a pretty rough time.
1009
00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:21,333
Old Tony never says much.
1010
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,542
All right, Tony?
1011
00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:26,375
Yeah.
1012
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,333
- Okay.
1013
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,167
- All right.
1014
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,083
- Lie down, Polonius,
you're supposed to be dead.
1015
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,625
Do you see nothing there?
1016
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,292
- Nothing at all.
1017
00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:43,917
Yet all that is I see.
1018
00:48:43,917 --> 00:48:45,625
- Nor do you nothing hear?
1019
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,250
- No, nothing but ourselves.
1020
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,333
- There, all right,
ghost, now you come up.
1021
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:50,583
Hey, look you there.
1022
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,667
Look how it steals away.
1023
00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:54,667
My father in his habit as he lived!
1024
00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:57,667
Look where he goes, even
now, out at the portals.
1025
00:48:58,708 --> 00:49:01,625
Oh, all right, all right, why bother?
1026
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,042
Amateur night in the church hall,
1027
00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:04,042
that's all it'll be.
1028
00:49:05,167 --> 00:49:06,000
Where'd they put it all?
1029
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,833
- What?
1030
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:07,667
- Sand.
1031
00:49:07,667 --> 00:49:09,208
- They put it in our tunnel, of course.
1032
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,458
- Hmm?
1033
00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:11,292
What cheek.
1034
00:49:11,292 --> 00:49:12,833
You mean to say they're digging
sand out of their tunnel
1035
00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:14,750
and putting it into ours?
1036
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,250
How many
more do we need, partner?
1037
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:17,083
We need the lot.
1038
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:18,167
But you won't make them.
1039
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:20,375
Hah, Trump!
1040
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,208
- That's not a trump.
1041
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,667
- Jack of hearts, of course it's a trump.
1042
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,542
- Look, for the last time,
1043
00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:25,583
I know that jack of hearts
looks like a jack of hearts
1044
00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:27,208
but actually isn't the jack of hearts,
1045
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,250
it's the three of clubs!
1046
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,500
- Oh I thought the other jack of hearts
1047
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,625
was the three of clubs.
1048
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,833
- No, the jack of hearts
is the nine of diamonds.
1049
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:33,875
- Oh, well it makes no odds.
1050
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,292
You can't follow in clubs anyway
1051
00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:37,250
so that gives us game and rubber.
1052
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,625
Popular win, partner.
1053
00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:40,583
You know you two are in
for a pretty thin time
1054
00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:41,458
after the war.
1055
00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:43,000
How much is that they owe us to date?
1056
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,125
- About 27,000 pounds.
1057
00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:48,000
- Put it down to my mother's
account at Harrod's.
1058
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,167
- What's the latest on
the Byfold situation?
1059
00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:51,375
- Nothing, apparently.
1060
00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:53,417
He must be wondering who
his friends are by now.
1061
00:49:53,417 --> 00:49:54,667
- Charming, if they're gonna let him take
1062
00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:55,708
the rap for it alone.
1063
00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:56,708
- Oh, they wouldn't let him do that.
1064
00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:57,792
- Don't you believe it.
1065
00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,167
I know these escaping types.
1066
00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:01,208
Everything's sacrificed to the cause.
1067
00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,208
- Doc, can you come at once, hut C?
1068
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,042
- What's happened?
1069
00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:14,958
- There's been another fall in the tunnel.
1070
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:15,917
- Who's under it?
1071
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:16,750
- Bunter.
1072
00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,333
- How bad is it?
1073
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,708
All the sides gave way.
1074
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,083
I couldn't do anything.
1075
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:23,083
- Who's with him now?
1076
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:23,917
- Dessin.
1077
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:25,750
The same place
where we found Coutoules.
1078
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:27,208
- Why did you leave him?
1079
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,458
To get help.
1080
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,000
- I think he's got him there now.
1081
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:32,958
Dessin!
1082
00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:35,875
Push that loop around his shoulders!
1083
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:36,917
You reached him yet?
1084
00:50:36,917 --> 00:50:37,917
That's it.
1085
00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:40,458
Right!
1086
00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:41,750
Up!
- Pull up now.
1087
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,625
Up!
1088
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,625
Careful now.
1089
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:47,417
- Easy there, easy.
1090
00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:48,250
That's it.
1091
00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,458
- Well done, Dessin.
1092
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:01,333
Okay chaps, you can clear out now.
1093
00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:04,792
He broken any bones, Doc?
1094
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:08,167
- No, I don't think so.
1095
00:51:08,167 --> 00:51:09,542
He's breathing, he'll live.
1096
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:15,625
- You can't move him.
1097
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,292
It's all right.
1098
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,625
Take it easy, Bunter.
1099
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,875
- So it's not true, Tony.
1100
00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:31,250
You can't move them, you
can't move your hands at all.
1101
00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:36,583
- You'd better get cleaned up.
1102
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,458
We'll see to the mess.
1103
00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:38,500
You too, Dessin.
1104
00:51:42,542 --> 00:51:44,000
- Poor old Tony, he's a bit shaken too.
1105
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,083
- Aye.
1106
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,083
Dessin?
1107
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:46,917
- Oui?
1108
00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:48,625
- How bad is it, the fall?
1109
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:49,750
- Bad.
1110
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:51,375
It will take days.
1111
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,208
Days?
1112
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,750
- Oh, don't worry, we'll
sort something out.
1113
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,042
- Sure.
1114
00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:57,208
- We'll get you out of this camp, Roger,
1115
00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:59,000
even if we have to fire you from a cannon.
1116
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,500
- Oh, thanks.
1117
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,250
We're running a bit short
on cannon though, aren't we?
1118
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:04,042
- Well we better get cleared up here.
1119
00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:07,833
What was it Bunter was mumbling about?
1120
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,583
- Oh, something about his hands.
1121
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,167
What something about his hands.
1122
00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:12,917
- What, no digging?
1123
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:13,958
- No, we've had another fall.
1124
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:14,792
- Fall?
1125
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,375
A bad one?
1126
00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:18,833
- I'm afraid so.
1127
00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:19,958
- How very depressing.
1128
00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:27,292
We gotta face it, you know.
1129
00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:29,417
They won't get Byfold out in time now.
1130
00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:30,333
- Yeah I'm afraid you're right.
1131
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:32,125
But of course, Benucci might be bluffing.
1132
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:34,125
- No, he's not bluffing.
1133
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:40,917
- Ah, Marquand.
1134
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:42,208
I was waiting for you.
1135
00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,083
You busy?
1136
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,250
- Well I am, but he's not.
1137
00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:45,792
- But it's about that emergency cable.
1138
00:52:45,792 --> 00:52:46,917
- Ohitis?
- Yes.
1139
00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,583
- Well let's get in the fresh air, quick.
1140
00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:59,042
- How are you feeling?
1141
00:52:59,042 --> 00:52:59,875
- Well, fine.
1142
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:00,958
- Good.
1143
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,500
What about the mail,
shall I take it across?
1144
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,750
It's getting near lockup.
1145
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,250
- No, it's Sunday, isn't it?
1146
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,083
No, it'll be okay in the morning,
1147
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,500
I'll take it over before roll call.
1148
00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:19,292
- You were burbling
something about your hands
1149
00:53:19,292 --> 00:53:20,917
when you came around, Bunter.
1150
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:23,542
- Oh, was I?
1151
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:25,583
- Yes.
1152
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:27,833
What did you mean?
1153
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,708
- I haven't a clue.
1154
00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:35,625
Must have been some sort of dream.
1155
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:41,208
- Ah, just as I pictured it.
1156
00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:44,208
Bunter hall ablaze with
jolly smiling faces.
1157
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:49,042
How's this fat tunnelling fool?
1158
00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:51,500
Putting away the chocolate
as ever was I see.
1159
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:52,667
Fat as butter, you'll get.
1160
00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:54,083
No good, you know.
1161
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,167
- This a social visit?
1162
00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,583
- Well, well.
1163
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,792
We're here looking lovely.
1164
00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:00,875
No need to worry about
the old tunnel, you know.
1165
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,167
Got to press on.
1166
00:54:02,167 --> 00:54:04,375
Your Uncle Marquand's the
one to tell you how to do it.
1167
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,958
Mr. Stinks here has
supplied us with the answer.
1168
00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:08,958
Well go on, you smelly object,
1169
00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:10,042
tell them all about it.
1170
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:12,792
- Well, Marquand and Piker
had a scheme some time ago
1171
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,167
to get out over the wire.
1172
00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:16,750
The idea was to cut the
overhead power cable,
1173
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:18,167
thus fusing all the lights
1174
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,958
and enabling them to work in darkness
1175
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,333
and comparative safety.
1176
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:24,167
However, this scheme was
never allowed to materialise,
1177
00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:25,208
- They're going to sleep, you know.
1178
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,250
Get it out, can't you.
1179
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:27,458
- Yes.
1180
00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:28,833
The Escape Committee could never be sure
1181
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,125
that the power cable
would fuse all the lights.
1182
00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:33,000
It seemed highly probably that our captors
1183
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,208
would have taken the precaution
1184
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:37,333
of installing a secondary
and alternative cable.
1185
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:40,375
Well, all efforts to trace
such a cable, having failed,
1186
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:43,500
the scheme was temporarily
held in abeyance.
1187
00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:46,625
Well, gentlemen, I spend
a great deal of my time
1188
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:48,833
exploring the underground
waterworks of this establishment.
1189
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,917
- Grand Order of the
Sewer Rats, First Class.
1190
00:54:50,917 --> 00:54:51,750
- Thank you.
1191
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,250
Well I don't wish to boast, but
1192
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,875
if I do say so myself,
1193
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,417
there's very little leaves
this camp without my-
1194
00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:58,125
- Let's not go into that again.
1195
00:54:58,125 --> 00:54:59,250
Get on with it, can't you?
1196
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:00,083
- Yes.
1197
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:01,458
Well if I might make so bold,
1198
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:02,833
it gives me very great pleasure
1199
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,667
to be able to tell you-
1200
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:04,625
- The fool means he's found it.
1201
00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:07,167
- What, the actual cable?
1202
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:08,333
None other.
1203
00:55:09,292 --> 00:55:11,583
- Well then if you cut both
cables at the vital moment,
1204
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:12,833
the scheme could still work.
1205
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:14,042
Full marks.
1206
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,792
- When are you aiming to try this?
1207
00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:20,167
- Well both Piker and
I thought we'd rather
1208
00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:21,500
overstayed our welcome.
1209
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:24,000
Byfold too would appreciate
the change of scenery.
1210
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:26,750
- Do you mean you'd take Roger with you?
1211
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:29,167
- Captain Byfold, I
trust, will be our guest.
1212
00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:30,875
A few formalities, Baird's blessing,
1213
00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,417
and away we go tomorrow night.
1214
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,458
- Clothes, documents, money
and rations, all taken care of,
1215
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,583
not to worry.
1216
00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:40,083
Now the lights.
1217
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:42,500
First, the emergency
cable at 11:10, right?
1218
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,333
- Right, sir.
1219
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,667
- Then you report back
to Hut C corridor, right?
1220
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:45,583
- Right, sir.
1221
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,000
- Now until we know that
you've cut the emergency cable,
1222
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,125
we can't cut the main one.
1223
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:51,167
That's gotta be done at 11:30 exactly.
1224
00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:53,125
Marquand tells me that the
shears have been ready for weeks.
1225
00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,292
And they're insulated too.
1226
00:55:54,292 --> 00:55:55,667
So there's no risk.
1227
00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:57,458
But it's gotta be done
from the roof of Hut C
1228
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:59,833
and that needs an athletic type.
1229
00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:00,792
Robson's your man.
1230
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:03,042
- Think he'll play, sir?
1231
00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:04,042
- Yeah, I'm certain.
1232
00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,375
- Well I hope so.
1233
00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,417
He won't like us borrowing
the rugger posts.
1234
00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:11,417
Rugger post, what for?
1235
00:56:11,417 --> 00:56:13,375
- To make a ladder, you fat fool.
1236
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,708
Do you want me to prick
myself on the wire?
1237
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,292
- But if you take the rugger posts away,
1238
00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,167
won't the Eyeties wanna
know what's going on?
1239
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,042
- Why, need repainting, don't they?
1240
00:56:21,042 --> 00:56:23,250
We take them down after
tea, start painting them
1241
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,667
outside Hut C,
1242
00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:27,208
carry them into the hut at lockup
1243
00:56:27,208 --> 00:56:29,417
to finish painting them overnight.
1244
00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:32,042
But we make a ladder instead, simple.
1245
00:56:32,042 --> 00:56:34,167
- Ah, it sounds simple the way you put it.
1246
00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:35,458
But still it's a grand
scheme all the same.
1247
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:37,042
Is there anything else you want?
1248
00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:40,083
- The only thing we
haven't got is a diversion.
1249
00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:42,375
- What sort of diversion do you want?
1250
00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:43,625
- Well, what we want
when the lights go off
1251
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:47,042
is a fire or something
this side of the compound
1252
00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:48,167
away from Hut C.
1253
00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,333
- I'll get you your diversion all right,
1254
00:56:57,333 --> 00:57:02,333
I promise you that.
1255
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:06,917
- You know, every time
I look at that damn gate
1256
00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:09,875
I expect Benucci to come
in and take Byfold away.
1257
00:57:09,875 --> 00:57:11,292
- Still no clue, sir?
1258
00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:13,042
- Not a thing.
1259
00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:16,167
♪ Yo heave ho ♪
1260
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,000
- Now there, what are they doing
1261
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
with the rugger post?
1262
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,083
Oh, they want to repaint them.
1263
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,708
The Q.M. gave me a chit to sign
1264
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:22,625
for some paint and brushes.
1265
00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:23,875
- That's funny.
1266
00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:26,125
Didn't know Marquand was keen on rugger.
1267
00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:31,792
♪ Yo heave ho ♪
1268
00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:34,958
♪ Yo heave ho ♪
1269
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:38,500
You're a very naughty little sentry.
1270
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,167
I believe you did that on purpose.
1271
00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:45,125
After you, Claude.
1272
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,708
- After you, Cecil.
1273
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:53,667
Didn't you just say something
1274
00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:54,625
about taking the mail over?
1275
00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:55,875
- Oh lord, yes.
1276
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:45,250
For Pete's sake, they'll hear you in Rome!
1277
00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:47,250
It's finished now.
1278
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,083
Okay.
1279
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:54,375
- What time do you make it now?
1280
00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:56,667
- You just asked me.
1281
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:00,542
- Did I?
1282
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:04,667
- 11:23.
1283
00:59:07,792 --> 00:59:11,667
- Meynell's taking a long time, isn't he?
1284
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:13,000
- He'll make it.
1285
00:59:14,792 --> 00:59:15,875
- When's Robson due to cut the-
1286
00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:17,042
- Take it easy.
1287
00:59:17,042 --> 00:59:18,292
11:30, exactly.
1288
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:21,958
Here, relax.
1289
00:59:30,542 --> 00:59:31,958
- It's yours now.
1290
00:59:33,667 --> 00:59:34,500
Make sure you're down to scratch
1291
00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:35,333
next time we meet.
1292
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,333
- Fat chance.
1293
00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:41,417
Thanks.
1294
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,917
Come on Tony, let's get blacked up.
1295
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,792
- Pretty as a picture.
1296
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:53,542
- What are you supposed to be,
1297
00:59:53,542 --> 00:59:54,667
an Italian Grenadier Guard?
1298
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:57,125
- Oh.
1299
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,792
Well, let's look at you, hmm.
1300
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,458
Almost like an Italian peasant, you know?
1301
01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:05,292
- I'm not meant to,
1302
01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:07,208
it says commercial traveller in my papers.
1303
01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:08,208
- Commercial traveller?
1304
01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,042
- Yeah.
1305
01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:09,875
- Oh.
1306
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:12,625
Well I hope you're ready with
some Italian dirty jokes.
1307
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,667
- Six minutes to go.
1308
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,375
- Well, I hope the
insulation on these things
1309
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,458
has been properly taken care of.
1310
01:00:34,292 --> 01:00:36,375
I don't fancy going up in a blue flash.
1311
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,833
- For us, my dear fellow.
1312
01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:39,208
It'd be rather spectacular.
1313
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:21,792
Any sign of Mr. Stinks?
1314
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:25,042
- Douse the lights.
1315
01:01:28,792 --> 01:01:29,792
- Well, how was it?
1316
01:01:29,792 --> 01:01:30,625
- Exhilarating.
1317
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:31,458
- Fool, did you cut it?
1318
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,583
- Of course I cut it 20 minutes ago.
1319
01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:34,500
- Clever old sewer rat.
1320
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:36,208
Stand by.
1321
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,667
- Well it's up to Robson now.
1322
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,083
- Come on, Marquand.
1323
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,500
- All right, get ready.
1324
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,333
- Fire!
1325
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,167
Fire, fire, fire!
1326
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:40,667
Fire!
1327
01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:18,958
- He's done it!
1328
01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:21,375
Door Dopey, lead on, Macduff!
1329
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,542
- And I've told you I was to be informed
1330
01:04:04,542 --> 01:04:07,208
about any attempted escape
before it took place.
1331
01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:09,042
You deliberately disobeyed my orders
1332
01:04:09,042 --> 01:04:09,875
and now three men are dead.
1333
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:10,792
- And you blame me for that?
1334
01:04:10,792 --> 01:04:12,708
- Certainly I do.
1335
01:04:12,708 --> 01:04:14,375
And I'd have you court-martialled tomorrow
1336
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:15,625
if we weren't prisoners of war here
1337
01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:16,458
and shut up in this place.
1338
01:04:16,458 --> 01:04:17,625
- But we are prisoners of war
1339
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:18,917
and we are shut up in this place.
1340
01:04:18,917 --> 01:04:19,917
That's what you seem to forget!
1341
01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:21,542
I'm not a professional soldier like you.
1342
01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:23,333
I'm in for the duration
and not a minute longer.
1343
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:24,708
And I wasn't gonna stand by and watch you
1344
01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:26,917
hand Byfold over to the
Italians to be shot.
1345
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,375
- All right, I'll forget that.
1346
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,083
But he's been shot now, hasn't he?
1347
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,000
Thanks to you.
1348
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,458
- How the hell could I know
they'd be waiting outside?
1349
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,167
- I should have thought recent experiences
1350
01:04:36,167 --> 01:04:37,833
might have led you to expect it.
1351
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:39,417
- I'll tell you, there's
an informer in the camp,
1352
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,083
that's what beats us every
time, not the Eyeties.
1353
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:43,625
- On the last occasion,
Coutoules was the informer.
1354
01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:44,458
Who's it this time?
1355
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,333
- How the devil should I know?
1356
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,042
I tell you, that scheme
was one hell of a good one.
1357
01:04:48,042 --> 01:04:49,917
I should know, I'm in charge
of the Escape Committee.
1358
01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:51,917
- You mean you were in charge
of the Escape Committee
1359
01:04:51,917 --> 01:04:53,167
but you're not any longer.
1360
01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:54,417
I'm taking over myself.
1361
01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:57,083
- That's the way it's going to be.
1362
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:59,333
- That's exactly the way it's going to be.
1363
01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:02,542
Well now your room is burnt out,
1364
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:04,083
where are you going to sleep?
1365
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:06,250
- In Hut C, in Byfold's bed.
1366
01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:09,458
- Ah, Colonel Baird.
1367
01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,208
May I have a word with you as well?
1368
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,167
The fire in your room, how did it start?
1369
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:15,792
- I haven't the faintest idea.
1370
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:17,667
- It was an accident, naturally.
1371
01:05:17,667 --> 01:05:20,458
- Naturally, like our
letters from home, remember?
1372
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,500
- Colonel, this attempted
escape last night,
1373
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,875
you knew of the plan, of course?
1374
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:25,167
- No, I didn't.
1375
01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:26,958
- I am sorry, Colonel,
I do not believe you.
1376
01:05:26,958 --> 01:05:28,625
- All right, you don't believe me.
1377
01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:32,042
- If you want any information
about last night, Benucci,
1378
01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:34,250
I suggest you ask your informer.
1379
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,292
- Informer?
1380
01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:36,250
- Aye, your informer.
1381
01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:38,042
Not only do you shoot
men down in cold blood-
1382
01:05:38,042 --> 01:05:39,375
- Colonel, please.
1383
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:41,750
What is this talk of an informer?
1384
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:43,958
How can we help but know
of your plans last night?
1385
01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,292
The childish pretences of your officers
1386
01:05:45,292 --> 01:05:46,875
inform on themselves.
1387
01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:48,333
- I don't get you.
1388
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:50,500
- The football posts need repainting.
1389
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:54,458
In Hut C, in the dark, with hammers?
1390
01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:56,292
No, Colonel, really.
1391
01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:58,500
And what did you expect when
you cut the emergency cable
1392
01:05:58,500 --> 01:05:59,958
and my reading lamp went out?
1393
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:02,708
That I should turn on
my side and go to sleep?
1394
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:04,958
An informer in this camp, Colonel,
1395
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:07,125
would be how do you say,
1396
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,750
surplus to requirements.
1397
01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:13,542
Oh, and Colonel, please,
1398
01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,167
will you ask Captain Phillips
1399
01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:17,708
not to try to bribe any more of my men?
1400
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,708
I do not like it.
1401
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:22,583
Although I do enjoy
the English cigarettes.
1402
01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:26,250
- Oh villain, villain,
smiling damned villain!
1403
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,083
Get out of the way, ghost,
1404
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,000
you're a bit complete.
1405
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,833
My tables!
1406
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,042
Meet it as I sat it down,
1407
01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:32,250
that one may smile,
1408
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,125
- What have you done, my
lord, with the dead body?
1409
01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:37,542
What have you done, my
lord, with the dead body?
1410
01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:39,833
So Uncle, there you are.
1411
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,125
- There's quite a bit of
loose stuff still to get back.
1412
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,458
But now that we've broken through the fall
1413
01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:50,833
we can get up to the face
and carry on working.
1414
01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:52,167
- It's not as bad as we thought?
1415
01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:53,292
- No.
1416
01:06:53,292 --> 01:06:54,500
And bunter says that the air down there
1417
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,750
is less foul than he's ever known it.
1418
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,667
I left him going up through to the face.
1419
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:05,458
Oh.
1420
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:07,583
- Swear.
1421
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,333
- Well said, old mole.
1422
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:10,833
Canst work in the earth so fast?
1423
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,500
A worthy pioneer.
1424
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,958
Once more remove, good friends.
1425
01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:15,042
Oh, day and night,
1426
01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:17,333
but this is wondrous strange.
1427
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,750
And
therefore, as a stranger,
1428
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:23,708
There are more things in
heaven and earth, Horatio
1429
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,542
than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
1430
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,375
- Then the Italians must
have dug their shaft
1431
01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,917
down into our tunnel, dumped Coutoules,
1432
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:31,417
and thrown sand back on top of them.
1433
01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:33,042
- So it was Benucci all the time.
1434
01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:36,208
- Well yes, that's what it looks like.
1435
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:38,042
Although I still can't
see how they got Coutoules
1436
01:07:38,042 --> 01:07:40,000
out of the S.B.O.'s hut.
1437
01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:44,083
- There's one way they could have done it.
1438
01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:46,833
The laundry van.
1439
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,500
Remember, it was late that night.
1440
01:07:50,292 --> 01:07:52,667
- The laundry van, of course, that's it.
1441
01:07:53,583 --> 01:07:55,250
I didn't think anything of it at the time.
1442
01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:56,083
- Well, none of us did.
1443
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,375
We were always looking for the
murderer amongst ourselves.
1444
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,042
Once you get the fact that Benucci did it,
1445
01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:01,500
then everything else fits in.
1446
01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,250
- Yes.
1447
01:08:04,292 --> 01:08:05,792
Except Coutoules' fingernails.
1448
01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:08,917
- What have they got to do with it?
1449
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:11,750
- Well you know we all
thought he tore them
1450
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,750
trying to claw his way out?
1451
01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,042
But we were wrong.
1452
01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:16,750
If you're under a fall of sand,
1453
01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:18,250
you can't move anything, nothing at all,
1454
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,958
not even your hands.
1455
01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:21,500
I found that out the other day.
1456
01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,583
- That could mean only one thing.
1457
01:08:24,583 --> 01:08:26,458
They tortured him to get him to talk.
1458
01:08:28,042 --> 01:08:28,875
- Exactly.
1459
01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:31,542
- Look, I can't do anything about this.
1460
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:32,375
You get changed right away
1461
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,375
and go see Colonel Huxley.
1462
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:35,208
- Right.
1463
01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:38,417
- So Coutoules wasn't Benucci's man.
1464
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,042
- No, sir.
1465
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,333
- It's a relief to know
there's no informant
1466
01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:45,458
in the camp after all.
1467
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:10,333
Sounds as if some parcels
have arrived from home.
1468
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:12,708
As I was saying, some of
us tend to underestimate
1469
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:15,042
Benucci's intelligence, I think.
1470
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,292
- According to the guards, the Allies
1471
01:09:17,292 --> 01:09:19,083
are going to announce an
armistice with the Italians
1472
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:20,458
at eight o'clock tomorrow evening.
1473
01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,458
What?
1474
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,583
- And a German Staff
car has just driven up
1475
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:25,417
to Benucci's office and that
can only mean one thing.
1476
01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:26,250
At one minute past eight,
1477
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:28,333
the Germans will be taking over this camp.
1478
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:31,250
Now what are you going to do?
1479
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:34,875
Parade!
1480
01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:35,792
Parade, shun!
1481
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,958
- Right, stand at ease, stand easy.
1482
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,625
It's not a secret in the camp
1483
01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:47,250
that there's a rumour
of a possible armistice
1484
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:49,083
between the Allied Armies and Italy.
1485
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,500
Now I know no more than you
1486
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,458
whether there's any truth
in this rumour or not.
1487
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,333
However, I must tell you
that I recently received
1488
01:09:57,333 --> 01:10:00,958
in the usual way a War Office instruction
1489
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:03,583
that in the event of an armistice,
1490
01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:06,958
all prisoners of war are
to remain where they are
1491
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:09,167
until the arrival of the Allied Armies
1492
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,417
or until further
instructions are received.
1493
01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:16,125
Now I thought I better tell you this
1494
01:10:16,125 --> 01:10:18,125
in case any of you were
under the impression
1495
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:20,125
that the gates would be opened
1496
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:22,333
and you'd be free to
rejoin our own forces.
1497
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,792
That's all, except I've
been asked to remind you
1498
01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:29,208
that tomorrow afternoon at
1430 hours in the theatre hut
1499
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,500
there'll be a performance of Hamlet.
1500
01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:34,583
All right, dismiss them, Colonel Foster.
1501
01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:36,000
- Parade!
1502
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,750
Parade, shun!
1503
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:38,583
Dismissed!
1504
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,167
- Well, excuse me sir.
1505
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,958
It's not tomorrow, it's on Friday.
1506
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:48,833
- What is?
1507
01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:49,667
- Well our first performance of Hamlet.
1508
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:51,500
You just announced it was tomorrow, sir.
1509
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,958
- Oh, did I, I'm sorry.
1510
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:54,875
Well I'll put that right out
at roll call tomorrow morning,
1511
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:55,792
how is that?
1512
01:10:55,792 --> 01:10:58,875
- Oh, thank you very much, sir.
1513
01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:00,083
- In all honesty, I don't know what else
1514
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,042
he could have done.
1515
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,458
- Well, if he wants to
be carted off to Germany
1516
01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,750
tomorrow evening, I don't.
1517
01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:07,667
- It's not the S.B.O.'s fault, sir.
1518
01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:09,208
It's a War Office order.
1519
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,583
- War Office order my foot.
1520
01:11:12,542 --> 01:11:13,708
What does he think we are?
1521
01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:15,375
What we ought to be
doing now is sitting down
1522
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,583
and working out how and
when we're gonna get out
1523
01:11:16,583 --> 01:11:19,458
of this place, even if
we have to rush the wire.
1524
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,542
- Rush the wire?
1525
01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:21,375
- Certainly.
1526
01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:22,958
Even if only 50 % of us get through
1527
01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:24,250
it'll be worthwhile.
1528
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,917
- Colonel Huxley wants
to see you in room five,
1529
01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:26,792
Hut E at once, sir.
1530
01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:28,083
- Hut E?
1531
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:28,917
Why?
1532
01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:33,000
- Colonel Huxley will tell you that, sir.
1533
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:33,958
He wants both of you too.
1534
01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:35,208
Come on, just as you are.
1535
01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,542
- Tell him I'll be there.
1536
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:48,042
- Very good, sir.
1537
01:11:58,583 --> 01:11:59,417
- Sir.
1538
01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:00,250
- Sir.
1539
01:12:02,208 --> 01:12:03,292
- Everybody here now, Pat?
1540
01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,125
- I think so, sir,
1541
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:06,042
all except Colonel Baird.
1542
01:12:06,042 --> 01:12:07,125
- Oh, you told him though?
1543
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,583
- Yes sir, he said he'd be along.
1544
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,417
- I see.
1545
01:12:09,417 --> 01:12:10,250
Lookouts posted?
1546
01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:12,125
- Outside the hut and
I'll be outside this door.
1547
01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:15,833
- Good.
1548
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,208
Now we haven't very
much time before lockup
1549
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,792
so I want you to listen carefully.
1550
01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:24,375
And no notes.
1551
01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,833
I expect you're all a bit shaken
1552
01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,875
by what I told you at roll call just now.
1553
01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:31,458
However I believe that War
Office instruction was issued
1554
01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:34,000
without proper knowledge of
our particular situation here
1555
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,833
so I intend to ignore it.
1556
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,792
Colonel, how long would it take you
1557
01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:39,583
to break out of the tunnel in Hut C?
1558
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,333
- Four hours maybe.
1559
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,500
Six at the outside.
1560
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,708
- So it could be finished tonight
1561
01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:48,000
and come out down the slope out of sight
1562
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,458
of the guards?
1563
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:51,000
- Could be, yeah.
1564
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,208
But haven't you forgotten something?
1565
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,833
The Italians know all about the tunnel.
1566
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:56,958
- They've known for
weeks, probably months.
1567
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:59,667
But they've made no
attempt to stop us, why?
1568
01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:01,542
Now I know that some of you think
1569
01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:03,333
that Benucci lets us get on with it
1570
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:05,500
because in that way he knows
exactly what we're doing
1571
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:08,250
and can step in and stop
us anytime he likes.
1572
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,042
Well personally, I don't
believe that Benucci
1573
01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,458
ever had any intention of stopping us
1574
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,833
now or any other time.
1575
01:13:13,958 --> 01:13:15,625
- You mean he'd let us
carry on and break out?
1576
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:17,042
That's crazy.
1577
01:13:17,042 --> 01:13:18,500
- It's not, you know.
1578
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,375
Benucci's the original sadist.
1579
01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:22,167
Much worse, he's a Nazi trained killer
1580
01:13:22,167 --> 01:13:23,958
who enjoys killing for killing's sake.
1581
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:25,792
Look what happened to Lester.
1582
01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:26,625
Look what happened last time
1583
01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:28,417
with the attempt over the wire.
1584
01:13:28,417 --> 01:13:30,292
He could easily have come into
the camp after lights out,
1585
01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:32,000
come to Hut C, found
the ladder and three men
1586
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000
dressed for escape, but no, no no.
1587
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,042
He let them get over the
wire and then mowed them down
1588
01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:37,625
attempting to escape.
1589
01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:40,000
- Good god, you believe this and yet
1590
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,708
you still suggest that men
break out of the tunnel tonight?
1591
01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,333
If you're right, Benucci
would have machine guns
1592
01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:45,750
and search lights covering the exit
1593
01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,750
all through the night.
1594
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,458
- Night, yes.
1595
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,792
But who said anything about tonight?
1596
01:13:50,792 --> 01:13:53,875
My plan is to evacuate the
whole camp tomorrow by day.
1597
01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:01,417
- 400 men in broad daylight?
1598
01:14:02,667 --> 01:14:03,583
- Why not?
1599
01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,167
- Why not?
1600
01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:08,333
Who's ever heard of a mass
escape in the daytime?
1601
01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:09,417
- Well, no one I hope.
1602
01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:10,917
That's exactly why we're going to do it.
1603
01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:11,833
If it hadn't occurred to you
1604
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:14,417
then I don't think it'll
occur to Benucci either.
1605
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,542
- Ah, it won't work, I tell you.
1606
01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:16,792
Even if the guards are blind,
1607
01:14:16,792 --> 01:14:19,458
400 men can't go to Hut C
and never come out again.
1608
01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,167
- You'd forgotten that
Benucci very thoughtfully
1609
01:14:21,167 --> 01:14:24,042
provided us with a second
entrance to the tunnel.
1610
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:26,167
The shaft in the theatre hut.
1611
01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:30,125
I'm going to take over your tunnel.
1612
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,250
In the circumstances I've no alternative.
1613
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,083
I hope you understand.
1614
01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:35,333
- Of course, sir.
1615
01:14:36,292 --> 01:14:37,958
- Now this is the plan.
1616
01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,833
Whether Callender and his
troupe are ready or not,
1617
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:43,625
we're having a performance
of Hamlet tomorrow afternoon.
1618
01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:47,000
Hut C will complete the tunnel tonight,
1619
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,167
under the supervision of Colonel Baird.
1620
01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:51,208
Now the theatre hut won't be available
1621
01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:53,042
until immediately after lunch.
1622
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:58,208
So it means using Hut
C kitchen entrance only
1623
01:14:58,208 --> 01:15:01,542
from immediately after roll
call until two o'clock.
1624
01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:03,125
Then we close that up for good.
1625
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:07,708
Immediately the performance
starts at 1430 hours,
1626
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,083
we start getting the audience out
1627
01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:10,542
by the shaft under the stage.
1628
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,667
Any questions so far?
1629
01:15:15,417 --> 01:15:16,542
Next, for obvious reasons
1630
01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:19,250
we can't set out a complete hut at a time.
1631
01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:20,583
So the camp will have to be divided
1632
01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,875
into serials Ato Y
composed of a mixed bag
1633
01:15:22,875 --> 01:15:24,042
from all the huts.
1634
01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:26,125
How will they be chosen, sir?
1635
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,542
- Well I think the fairest
way is to draw for it.
1636
01:15:28,542 --> 01:15:30,083
Each Hut Commmander will organise
1637
01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:32,250
his own hut draw tonight, is that clear?
1638
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:33,333
Yes, sir.
1639
01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:35,917
- Now then, the rear party, Serial Z.
1640
01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:37,708
First there's myself, Colonel Baird
1641
01:15:37,708 --> 01:15:39,500
and Captain Foster.
1642
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,000
And then the actors in the play.
1643
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,417
Oh I should like you to stay, Doc
1644
01:15:42,417 --> 01:15:44,083
until near the end in case of casualties.
1645
01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:45,833
- Yes, sir, of course.
1646
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:47,458
- Now, dress.
1647
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:50,458
Each Hut Commander will inspect
every man in his hut tonight
1648
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:53,708
dressed in the actual kit
he proposes to go out in.
1649
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:54,917
There's bound to be somebody who wants
1650
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:57,083
to take the kitchen stove with him.
1651
01:15:57,083 --> 01:15:58,417
Finally, behaviour.
1652
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,542
I don't have to stress that everything
1653
01:16:00,542 --> 01:16:02,125
that happens in the camp tomorrow
1654
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,792
must look perfectly
natural to the Italians.
1655
01:16:04,792 --> 01:16:06,708
At all costs, we must prevent the camp
1656
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:07,792
from looking empty.
1657
01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:08,750
Keep out of the huts.
1658
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:11,292
Organise games, lectures,
anything you like outside
1659
01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:12,333
but make it real.
1660
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,792
The last serials will
have the hardest job.
1661
01:16:15,792 --> 01:16:17,625
They'll have to show
themselves all over the place
1662
01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,000
like a stage army.
1663
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,500
Any questions?
1664
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:23,708
- Dress outside, sir,
1665
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,542
I mean if we do get out.
1666
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:28,000
Should we try and change
into other clothes if we can?
1667
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,792
- I'm not going to lay
down any rules about that.
1668
01:16:29,792 --> 01:16:32,083
It'll be a case of every man for himself.
1669
01:16:32,083 --> 01:16:32,917
- Letters, sir.
1670
01:16:32,917 --> 01:16:35,000
There's a collection first
thing tomorrow morning.
1671
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,042
- We'll certainly send off letters,
1672
01:16:36,042 --> 01:16:38,083
but just the average amount from each hut.
1673
01:16:38,083 --> 01:16:39,917
We don't want everybody
sending off a last letter
1674
01:16:39,917 --> 01:16:41,333
or anything like that.
1675
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,167
Anything else?
1676
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:47,542
The time is 8:22.
1677
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:50,333
Now.
1678
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:55,083
Tell no one anything until after lockup.
1679
01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:56,917
Then waste no time.
1680
01:16:56,917 --> 01:16:59,458
Well, that's all, good luck.
1681
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:00,292
Good night, sir.
1682
01:17:00,292 --> 01:17:01,125
- Good night.
1683
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:01,958
- Good night, sir.
- Good night.
1684
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:02,792
Good night, sir.
1685
01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:03,833
- Night.
- Good night, sir.
1686
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:04,667
- Night, sir.
1687
01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,167
- Good night, Doc.
1688
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,083
- I'd like to volunteer
for the rear party, sir.
1689
01:17:11,083 --> 01:17:12,000
- Oh, why Long?
1690
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,292
- Well supposing there's another fall
1691
01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:14,958
or someone passes out?
1692
01:17:14,958 --> 01:17:16,292
I've had a lot of
experience with this tunnel.
1693
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:17,583
I could be useful.
1694
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:18,417
- Yes, you could indeed.
1695
01:17:18,417 --> 01:17:19,667
- May I volunteer too, sir?
1696
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:21,083
Long and I have always worked together,
1697
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,125
haven't we, Tony?
1698
01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:24,917
Might as well see it through to the end.
1699
01:17:24,917 --> 01:17:26,292
- Well, you two certainly
know more about the tunnel
1700
01:17:26,292 --> 01:17:28,083
than anyone else, thanks so much.
1701
01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:29,333
Good night.
- Good night.
1702
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:30,250
- Good night, sir.
1703
01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:36,500
- How did you think it up?
1704
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,833
It really is something.
1705
01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:39,000
- Thanks.
1706
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,958
But I've had a bit of practise.
1707
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:43,875
I was a prisoner in the
last war in Germany.
1708
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:44,708
- You were?
1709
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,917
- Yeah.
1710
01:17:45,917 --> 01:17:47,208
- But did you escape?
1711
01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:49,250
- Yes, I was lucky, I
crossed into Holland.
1712
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:50,917
- You never told me.
1713
01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,083
- Didn't 1?
1714
01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:54,625
Perhaps you didn't ask me.
1715
01:17:54,625 --> 01:17:55,458
- No.
1716
01:17:58,250 --> 01:17:59,083
Well.
1717
01:18:03,542 --> 01:18:04,708
Well, all I wanna say is
1718
01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:06,500
we'll have that tunnel ready.
1719
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,125
You can count on that.
1720
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:09,667
- Thanks very much, David.
1721
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:12,333
Good night.
1722
01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,167
- Good night.
1723
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,042
- Here we are partner, see
what you can do with that.
1724
01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:36,917
Our last evening of bridge here.
1725
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,708
Pity really, don't you think?
1726
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,875
- The whole thing's
quite, quite preposterous.
1727
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,000
We'll never get out.
1728
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,375
Even if we do, we'll only be
caught or shot or something.
1729
01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:47,458
To think all the months
I've put into this show
1730
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,375
and now the whole thing's
gonna be prostituted!
1731
01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:50,958
I say, steady on.
1732
01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:52,542
- Well it's the only word for it.
1733
01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:53,792
I'm not gonna do it.
1734
01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:54,917
I'm gonna go and see
Huxley in the morning.
1735
01:18:54,917 --> 01:18:56,500
Well he can't make me act.
1736
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,500
Nor can anyone else.
1737
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:03,500
- Thank you.
1738
01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:10,000
- Think I can take her with me?
1739
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,500
- What are her measurements?
1740
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,292
- 41,23,38.
1741
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:15,667
- No.
1742
01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,625
You'd never get her through the tunnel.
1743
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,125
- You put on a bit of
weight, haven't you, Dopey?
1744
01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:24,125
You'll have to find a better place for it
1745
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,458
than that, chum.
1746
01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:51,125
- Okay, we're doing fine.
1747
01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:52,125
Your shift, Tony.
1748
01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:52,958
- I'm ready.
1749
01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:53,792
Pierre?
1750
01:19:53,792 --> 01:19:55,000
Oui.
1751
01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,500
- What do you bet we're
through this shift?
1752
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:01,792
- You damn well better be.
1753
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:46,167
- You awake, sir?
1754
01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:48,458
- Mhmm.
1755
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,833
Is it time for the next shift already?
1756
01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:56,083
- No, not yet.
1757
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:04,000
There something I want to tell you.
1758
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:07,208
- What's that?
1759
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:10,958
- Well.
1760
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,792
You know we used to think there
was an informer in the camp.
1761
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:19,708
- Aye?
1762
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,750
- I believe there still may be one.
1763
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,292
- What are you driving at?
1764
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,792
- Something's gone wrong every time.
1765
01:21:35,292 --> 01:21:37,875
This time we ought to be certain.
1766
01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:40,250
We damn well must be certain.
1767
01:21:41,542 --> 01:21:42,708
- You bet we must!
1768
01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:46,250
- Well.
1769
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:51,125
Remember the evening I
arranged to meet Marzotto
1770
01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,583
in the cookhouse?
1771
01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:56,750
And Benucci turned up instead.
1772
01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:57,583
- Yes.
1773
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,542
Well, somebody must
have tipped Benucci off.
1774
01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:04,250
Marzotto, obviously.
1775
01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:06,250
- Well, maybe.
1776
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:12,333
But he never turned down the
chance of a bribe before.
1777
01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,250
Yeah.
1778
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,292
Did anyone else know that
you were meeting him?
1779
01:22:23,875 --> 01:22:25,333
- Only one other person, sir.
1780
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:27,542
Tony Long.
1781
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:33,292
If you remember, that was
the day he was arrested.
1782
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,833
- For hitting a guard.
1783
01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:38,458
And he was taken to Benucci.
1784
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,917
- Exactly.
1785
01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:41,083
Immediately after I told him
1786
01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:43,417
that the meeting was
arranged for that evening.
1787
01:22:45,167 --> 01:22:47,958
- Oh, but Bunter, that
could be just a coincidence.
1788
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,708
What about all the other times?
1789
01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,000
Dickie Lester for example.
1790
01:22:51,917 --> 01:22:53,750
How did he manage there?
1791
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:55,167
Carrier pigeon or something?
1792
01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:00,375
- No, sir.
1793
01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:03,958
By letter.
1794
01:23:05,250 --> 01:23:06,708
He writes an incredible number of letters
1795
01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,917
to that girlfriend of his.
1796
01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:09,917
And the Eyeties censor every letter
1797
01:23:09,917 --> 01:23:10,875
that leaves the camp.
1798
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:13,042
Why shouldn't he get
through to Benucci that way?
1799
01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:23,500
- He wrote a letter tonight, didn't he?
1800
01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:27,833
- Yes, sir, it's in the mail bag.
1801
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,833
- Give it here.
1802
01:23:47,667 --> 01:23:48,583
What's her name?
1803
01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:56,708
- Jill Newton.
1804
01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:57,875
- Here we are.
1805
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:10,000
"Darling, things go on here
very much the same as usual
1806
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,250
"and the sun continues to shine.
1807
01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,750
"The immediate plan
1808
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:25,417
"is to break out of the tunnel in Hut C
1809
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:27,667
"starting tomorrow
morning after roll call."
1810
01:24:34,333 --> 01:24:35,625
- Oh my god.
1811
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:36,500
- It's all here.
1812
01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:39,458
The whole bloody plan.
1813
01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:44,833
- God, I feel sick.
1814
01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:51,500
- I'll take care of this.
1815
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,583
There's no need for
anybody else to know yet.
1816
01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,375
Not even Colonel Huxley.
1817
01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:55,542
Long doesn't suspect anything
1818
01:24:55,542 --> 01:24:57,250
but from now on, don't
let him out of your sight.
1819
01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:58,542
Stick to him like a leech.
1820
01:25:00,125 --> 01:25:00,958
Here.
1821
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,167
- We're through!
1822
01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:08,792
What did I tell you, I said
we'd be through this shift.
1823
01:25:08,792 --> 01:25:09,625
- Well done!
1824
01:25:09,625 --> 01:25:10,708
You two have a breather.
1825
01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:11,958
Okay, Bunter.
1826
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:13,583
I'll cope with the next shift.
1827
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:16,375
You might as well stay here
and get your head down.
1828
01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,750
I'll call you if I need you.
1829
01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:24,750
- This time tomorrow,
we'll all be outside.
1830
01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,458
Presentate!
1831
01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:22,500
- Prego.
1832
01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:30,292
- Then do I take it sir,
1833
01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:32,708
that escaping activities have priority
1834
01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:34,708
over all other forms of entertainment?
1835
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:39,042
- What do you think this place is?
1836
01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:39,875
A holiday camp?
1837
01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:43,750
Now you listen to me, Callender.
1838
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:47,333
There's nothing glamorous
about being a prisoner of war.
1839
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:50,042
Most of the officers here,
including me and you too
1840
01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,833
are only alive today and prisoners of war
1841
01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:55,417
because we surrendered or somebody senior
1842
01:26:55,417 --> 01:26:56,500
put their hands up for us.
1843
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,625
Maybe it wasn't our fault.
1844
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,250
But it's nothing to be
proud of just the same,
1845
01:27:00,250 --> 01:27:01,083
far from it.
1846
01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,292
Obviously I can't force
you to perform this play
1847
01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:06,958
well this afternoon.
1848
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:09,625
But perform it you will,
whether you like it or not.
1849
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:10,458
That's all.
1850
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,292
Thank you, sir.
1851
01:27:24,292 --> 01:27:25,333
- How's it going, Tony?
1852
01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:26,167
- All ready, sir.
1853
01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:30,125
Right, one at a
time, but keep it moving.
1854
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:32,458
- Watch the sides.
1855
01:27:32,458 --> 01:27:33,292
Keep your head and your bottom down.
1856
01:27:33,292 --> 01:27:34,958
- Hey, last time I did anything like this,
1857
01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:36,208
her father spotted me.
1858
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:59,208
- Well, so much for modern art.
1859
01:27:59,208 --> 01:28:01,458
Personally I don't care for it very much
1860
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,792
but then I'm pure Renaissance.
1861
01:28:03,792 --> 01:28:05,958
However, to get back to the point,
1862
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:07,750
Serial B for Botticelli
had better slope off.
1863
01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:09,833
And the best of British luck.
1864
01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:03,333
- Now, if the rest of you
gentlemen care to bear with me,
1865
01:29:03,333 --> 01:29:06,292
I'll put you in the
picture of our Old Masters.
1866
01:29:06,292 --> 01:29:07,917
And if I have to keep this up much longer,
1867
01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:10,000
we'll probably include Old Mistresses too.
1868
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:26,625
- Watch the sides.
1869
01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,375
Keep your head and your bottom down.
1870
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:41,667
Here he is now.
1871
01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:43,625
Now what have we got here?
1872
01:30:01,042 --> 01:30:04,458
- Well, that's it, 192.
1873
01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:05,917
Nice work, old girl.
1874
01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:07,583
Ooh, blast it!
1875
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:10,208
- I'd like to hear what Benucci will say
1876
01:30:10,208 --> 01:30:11,625
when he finds out he's made us a present
1877
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,958
of the shaft in the Theatre hut.
1878
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:14,292
Come on, let's get over there.
1879
01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:15,125
- I'll see you later.
1880
01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:17,292
I've got something to do that
nobody else can do for me.
1881
01:30:17,292 --> 01:30:18,125
- Oh, me too.
1882
01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:19,000
I'll go with you.
1883
01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:56,542
- Why tis a loving and a fair reply.
1884
01:30:56,542 --> 01:30:58,667
Be as ourselves in Denmark.
1885
01:30:58,667 --> 01:31:00,917
Madam, come.
1886
01:31:00,917 --> 01:31:03,083
This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet
1887
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,375
sits smiling to my heart
1888
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:09,167
in grace whereof no jocund
health that Denmark drinks today
1889
01:31:09,167 --> 01:31:12,042
but the great cannon to
the clouds shall tell.
1890
01:31:12,042 --> 01:31:15,250
And the king's rouse the
heavens shall bruit again
1891
01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:17,042
respeaking earthly thunder.
1892
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:19,917
Come, away.
1893
01:31:27,917 --> 01:31:32,417
Oh, that this too, too
solid flesh would melt,
1894
01:31:32,417 --> 01:31:35,750
thaw and resolve itself into a dew,
1895
01:31:37,167 --> 01:31:40,333
or that the everlasting
had not fixed his cannon
1896
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,875
'gainst self-slaughter.
1897
01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:43,833
- Well thank heavens he's dummy.
1898
01:31:43,833 --> 01:31:46,917
- Oh god, god, how weary,
1899
01:31:46,917 --> 01:31:49,583
stale, flat and unprofitable,
1900
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:52,250
seem to me all the uses of this world.
1901
01:31:53,458 --> 01:31:55,333
Fio on't, ah fie!
1902
01:31:55,333 --> 01:31:58,708
Tis an unweeded garden grown to seed,
1903
01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:02,167
things rank and gross in
nature possess it merely,
1904
01:32:03,042 --> 01:32:05,542
that it should come to this.
1905
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:41,458
- For Pete's sake, be careful.
1906
01:32:41,458 --> 01:32:43,000
I don't want my leg broken now.
1907
01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,208
- The suspense is terrible.
1908
01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:47,917
Can't we go over to the Theatre hut?
1909
01:32:47,917 --> 01:32:49,125
- Not yet.
1910
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:50,833
Better wait until the next interval
1911
01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,875
when they'll come out for some air.
1912
01:32:52,875 --> 01:32:54,458
Then we'll go back in with them.
1913
01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,333
- Serial M.
1914
01:32:59,667 --> 01:33:01,125
- All right boys.
1915
01:33:01,125 --> 01:33:01,958
Our turn now.
1916
01:33:01,958 --> 01:33:03,583
- Cannot you tell that?
1917
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,333
Every fool can tell that.
1918
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:07,625
It was the very day young Hamlet was born,
1919
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,917
he that is mad and sent in to England.
1920
01:33:09,917 --> 01:33:10,875
Why England?
1921
01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:12,500
- Why, because he was mad.
1922
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,042
He shall recover his wits there.
1923
01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:16,708
Or if he do not, it's
no great matter there.
1924
01:33:16,708 --> 01:33:17,542
- Why, pray?
1925
01:33:17,542 --> 01:33:19,292
Twill
not be seen in him there.
1926
01:33:19,292 --> 01:33:21,042
There the men be as mad as he.
1927
01:33:21,042 --> 01:33:22,083
How came he mad?
1928
01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,583
Very strangely, they say.
1929
01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:24,708
How strangely?
1930
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,583
Maybe
with losing his wits.
1931
01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:27,750
Upon what ground?
1932
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,917
Why, here in Denmark.
1933
01:33:29,917 --> 01:33:31,250
- I have been sexten-
1934
01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:34,625
- I have been sexten here,
man and boy, 30 year.
1935
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:39,792
How long will a man
lie in the earth ere he rot?
1936
01:33:41,292 --> 01:33:43,292
- I'faith if he be not
rotten before he die
1937
01:33:43,292 --> 01:33:45,833
as we have many pecky corses
nowadays that will scarce
1938
01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:47,083
hold the laying-in,
1939
01:33:47,083 --> 01:33:50,375
he will last you some
eight year or nine year.
1940
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,500
- A tanner.
1941
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:54,000
A tanner
will last you nine years.
1942
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,708
- Why he more than another?
1943
01:33:55,708 --> 01:33:58,333
- Why, because his hide
is so tanned by his trade,
1944
01:33:58,333 --> 01:33:59,500
it will keep out water
1945
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:00,333
a great while.
- Shh, keep it down.
1946
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:01,750
- And your water is a sad decayer
1947
01:34:01,750 --> 01:34:03,125
of your whoreson dead body.
1948
01:34:04,583 --> 01:34:05,875
Here is a skull now.
1949
01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:08,542
This skull has lain in the earth
1950
01:34:08,542 --> 01:34:10,083
three and 20 year.
1951
01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:11,375
Whose was it?
1952
01:34:11,375 --> 01:34:13,208
Whoreson
mad fellow's it was.
1953
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,042
- Au revoir, Pierre.
1954
01:34:14,042 --> 01:34:15,583
Whose you think it was?
1955
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:17,292
- Nay, I know not.
1956
01:35:00,958 --> 01:35:03,417
Of that I shall
have also cause to speak,
1957
01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:06,750
and from his mouth who's
voice will draw no more.
1958
01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:09,167
- But let this same be presently performed
1959
01:35:09,167 --> 01:35:11,583
even while men's minds are wild.
1960
01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:14,625
Lest more mischance on
plots and errors happen.
1961
01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:17,583
- Let four captains bear
Hamlet like a soldier
1962
01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:18,542
to the stage.
1963
01:35:18,542 --> 01:35:20,333
For he was likely, he'd he been put on,
1964
01:35:20,333 --> 01:35:22,333
to have proved most royally.
1965
01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:24,750
And for his passage, the soldiers music
1966
01:35:24,750 --> 01:35:27,250
and the rites of war speak loudly for him.
1967
01:35:28,083 --> 01:35:29,917
Take up the bodies.
1968
01:35:29,917 --> 01:35:32,417
Such a sight as this becomes the field
1969
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:35,208
but here shows much amiss.
1970
01:35:35,208 --> 01:35:37,125
Go, bid the soldiers shoot!
1971
01:35:43,917 --> 01:35:46,458
- Well, that's it, that's the end.
1972
01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:47,625
Well go on, clap, you.
1973
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:56,292
- Bravo!
1974
01:35:57,625 --> 01:35:58,458
Bravo!
1975
01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:01,250
- What now, sir?
1976
01:36:01,250 --> 01:36:02,417
- Start again.
1977
01:36:04,167 --> 01:36:07,042
- Talk about nonstop revue,
this is worse than the Windmill!
1978
01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:18,542
Who's there?
1979
01:36:18,542 --> 01:36:19,792
Nay, answer me!
1980
01:36:19,792 --> 01:36:21,458
Stand and unfold yourself.
1981
01:36:21,458 --> 01:36:22,667
Long live the king!
1982
01:36:22,667 --> 01:36:23,792
Bernardo?
1983
01:36:23,792 --> 01:36:24,625
He.
1984
01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:25,875
You come must
carefully upon your hour.
1985
01:36:25,875 --> 01:36:28,000
- Tis now struck 12, get
thee to bed, Francesco.
1986
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,292
- For this relief, much thanks,
1987
01:36:29,292 --> 01:36:31,000
tis bitter cold and I am sick at heart.
1988
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:32,208
- Have you had quiet guard?
1989
01:37:02,208 --> 01:37:03,583
- Sorry it spoilt the performance.
1990
01:37:03,583 --> 01:37:05,958
- Oh, that's all right, sir.
1991
01:37:05,958 --> 01:37:07,833
- All right, Tony, you're next.
1992
01:37:07,833 --> 01:37:09,208
No he's not, he's not going!
1993
01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:10,500
Eh?
1994
01:37:14,417 --> 01:37:18,042
- What the hell are you doing, Baird?
1995
01:37:18,042 --> 01:37:18,875
- You read this.
1996
01:37:58,250 --> 01:37:59,750
- I still think we
should kill that bastard.
1997
01:37:59,750 --> 01:38:01,500
- No, I won't have it.
1998
01:38:03,208 --> 01:38:04,042
Gag him.
1999
01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:08,042
- Benucci!
2000
01:38:18,292 --> 01:38:19,125
- Bravo!
2001
01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:20,792
Bravo!
2002
01:38:22,208 --> 01:38:23,042
Bravo!
2003
01:38:25,542 --> 01:38:26,375
Bravo!
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