Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[clock ticking]

[instrumental music playing]

- [Simon screams] - [Logan screams]

- Simon, what the fuck?

God!

[phone dings]

- There you go. - Thanks.

-Yeah.

- OK, can we go now? - No.

I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me

and it's disrespectful.

[people screaming]

Hope he's OK though.

- I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something.

- Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting.

- Dude, chill. He does this all the time.

- [people screaming] - [footsteps approaching]

- You can't be in here. I told you not to leave the tour.

- Well, it's... it's Kyle. He's an artiste.

- Did he go behind the ropes?

- No. - No.

[chuckles softly]

- LOGAN: OK, look, we're leaving, OK? Sorry.

[instrumental music playing]

- Please follow the rules.

Didn't you watch the welcome video?

- LOGAN: Sure didn't.

Someone takes her job way too seriously here.

[instrumental music playing]

- [children laughing] - [ominous music playing]

- [song playing in the background] - [phone dings]

Simon. - SIMON: Huh. Oh.

- Smile for the camera, Simon! [laughs] - Cheese!

- Hi! Hello! We read your tweets

and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax!

For sure!

- Well, I... I'm pretty... pretty sure

people still go missing here. - LOGAN: [laughs]

You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish!

- Ooh! So mysterious! [laughs]

[phone dings]

Barkeep! More shots.

So...

you've worked here how long? - [Simon grunts]

[Simon sighs]

- I see you are filming, yes?

- Yeah. Yeah, we're... we're documenting the hotel

and the way that the architecture... - Mm.

- ...inspires people to think that it's haunted.

- Yeah. - I understand.

It is a beautiful hotel...

[smacks lips]

...but I prefer you stop.

- You know...

it is a public place.

- We value our privacy here.

- Sorry.

OK. Yeah, you're right.

- You're a nice young lady. Thank you.

- He's perfect, isn't he?

I should just do the whole series

based on the creepy-ass people who work here.

OK. Here.

Sorry.

[speaks indistinctly, laughs]

OK. Um...

I gotta pee. I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah.

It was a good show. [groans]

Can you pee for me too?

[groans]

- Huh.

[dings]

What do you think? Feeling haunted?

[chuckles softly]

I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit!

I'm just pissed this place doesn't have...

a pool. [laughs]

- [sighs] - [phone dings]

[chuckles]

What the fuck?

[ominous music playing]

[door creaks open]

[ominous music playing]

[scoffs]

Fuck.

[phone dings]

OK.

So... [chuckles]

I just came back to the room and everything was just...

perfect.

[ominous music playing]

So... violating.

[exhales]

[exhales]

[laughs]

So fucked!

[chuckles]

[man whittling]

Hello?

Kyle?

[continues whittling]

Who's in here?

Hello?

[ominous music playing]

Kyle? [gasps]

Who are you? You work here?

OK.

Huh.

You need to...

[phone dings]

You need to leave my room.

I'm reporting you.

You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far.

Seriously, I'm not playing.

[phone dings]

[Logan screaming]

[slashing]

[continues screaming]

- [snoring] - [glasses clanking]

[song playing in the background]

[footsteps approaching]

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