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The Smiling Friends Go to Brazil!

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Oh, man, it's so refreshing to finally get a vacation

and not have to think about Smiling Friends for two weeks.

What do you guys want to do first?

I vote we go see the big Jesus first.

Um, Alan, I think you mean Christ the Redeemer, dude.

Oops. [ Chuckles ] My mistake.

I just think of it as the big Jesus.

Oh, my gosh.

[ Babbling ]

We can go to the beach too, Glep, don't you worry.

I know you want to see all those sexy Brazilian girls.

[ Laughs ]

Whoa, okay, okay.

Ooh, Glep. Glep.

Ooh, whoa.

Alright, well, okay.

Well, before we do any of that stuff,

you guys want to go drop these bags off?

I don't -- We don't want to be lugging these around all day.

Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.

Which hotel were we at again?

Yeah, Pim, which one are we staying at?

Is it super close by or is it like a taxi drive away?

Can we walk?

I don't know. W-Why are you asking me?

What do you mean? You're the one that's in charge

of all the hotel stuff.

No, Alan was in charge of that.

Pim, I send you a link on Messenger.

You were supposed to book the hotel.

Wait, no, I could have sworn you said you book that.

I thought I was just booking the plane tickets.

Uh, no.

Pim, are you messing around

or did you seriously not book the hotel?

-Why would I joke about that? -I don't know.

That's a -- That's a good question.

I don't know.

Alright, let's -- let's get out of the way right here.

L-Let's just figure this out over before.

Before we get ahead of ourselves,

before we freak out and get in a weird mood

and start bickering at each other,

I think the best thing to do is just to call the place

and make sure that -- that you def-- you definitely

didn't book it because --

Yeah, sure.

We just need to call first.

I mean, I can't remember that I did.

But I -- I might have. But I just really --

I thought you were doing that, Alan. I really --

No, Pim, that was you.

Dude, you definitely said you were gonna do this.

I really -- Charlie, Charlie,

I'm telling you right now, I cannot remember that.

I really can't.

And I've got a good memory for that kind of stuff.

I really thought Alan was booking the hotel

and I was booking the flight. -Dude, dude, dude --

No, 'cause I remember --

I remember for a fact --

Alright, let's no-- Let's just stop.

Let's not do this here. Let's -- Let's just sit over there.

Let's sit at that bar for a second

and we can figure this out.

I'm just -- I just --

I just want to say I really can't remember that.

Let's just try to keep our cool.

Table?

Yeah, yeah. Table for -- Do you have four?

Just like four?

Okay, a there's a little bit of a wait,

but I let you know when -- when one's free, okay?

Okay. Yeah, that's -- that's fine. That's good.

Yes, thank you. Okay.

That works good. Thank you.

Oh, God. I was just gonna say --

Are we trying --

Oh, sorry.

No, you go ahead.

Well, I was just gonna say

why don't we just try booking, like, another hotel?

Like, if -- if there wasn't one booked,

there's other stuff in the area.

Just I-I-I was saying this a second ago --

The hotel should have been booked.

Yeah.

If -- We should call to make sure that it wasn't.

Yeah, if you want -- I'm fine to do that,

but I can -- If you want, I can call.

I was just gonna say can you call?

Do you mind calling?

Yeah, I can -- I can call.

Okay. Um...

By the way, what the hell, man?

What's going on? Is there, like, an event going on?

There's, like -- This place is super crowded.

I was not expecting it. This is way more than

what an airport should be.

It is pretty packed.

Yeah. Hi. I just wanted to check --

I -- I don't think I would have done this,

but you don't have a reservation for Pim Pimling

or, like, the Smiling Friends, do you?

Yeah. Yep. P-I-M. Pim. Yeah.

Ahh.

Okay. Damn it. I thought so.

Um, okay, well, is it okay if I can, like, book a hotel --

like a room for four or four rooms, rather?

Oh, really? Okay.

They're all booked at capacity.

Ahh.

Yeah. Okay.

No, th-that's alright. That's okay.

Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Damn it. Yeah, they said --

They're totally booked and we're probably

gonna have a hard time finding a place around here

'cause it's Mardi Gras right now so it's super busy.

Oh, Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras.

Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.

I didn't even know. I had no idea.

I was gonna say, yeah, dude, dude, there's --

did you guys notice it too, the amount of people?

Hello. I saw you -- I saw you from across the airport.

And I'm just wondering if, like, you --

are you a tourist? Are you a t-- Are you a tourist?

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

we don't really have the time to talk right now.

We're in the middle of figuring something out.

But you are a tourist?

But are you a -- You are a --

Yes, we're tourists.

Yes. We have everything figured out.

Do you -- Do you have any cash?

Any cash with you? Cash.

I'm not -- I'm not giving you --

I'm not giving you the answer to that, sir.

-Sorry, we don't have any cash. -Sorry.

What about your --

We're actually just in the middle --

Sir, we really need to be left alone right now, please.

Well, listen, you have a very good stay in Brazil, my friend.

Alright? Brazil is a very good country.

Yes, it is. Yes, we love Brazil. Thank you.

Dude, when he fucking moved his arm,

I thought he was gonna hit me.

I thought he was gonna fucking punch me.

I actually thought the same thing.

I really did. I-I saw you flinch, too.

He was fidgeting.

He was, like, fidgeting with something in his pocket.

I thought he was gonna, like,

pull something out and, like, hit me.

I've heard there's, like, bad stuff

that happens in Brazil, too.

I've seen a lot of -- seen the videos of it.

Okay. The table is ready, okay?

Oh, yep, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Great. Great.

Can I get you something?

I just want a -- Can I get a glass of water?

Can I just get a glass -- Can I get a glass of water too?

Can we just -- Can we get water for the table, actually?

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Here is some menu, say, for the food.

I give you a little bit more.

Oh, thank you. Okay?

Yeah, actually, I don't think we're gonna be here that long.

Can we just start off with, like, a little plate of fries?

Just, like, a little --

Okay. Small fry. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, just a side. Not, like, a big thing.

Yeah. Okay.

I leave you just the menus, just in case.

Yep, that's perfect. We'll just put it over here.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[ Sighs ] Okay, um...

You know what I was just thinking,

because a lot of the people that would have come to Mardi Gras

probably got, like, a cheap hotel,

like a hostel thing, there's a chance we can even go

for, like, more of an expensive range hotel,

because I -- I guarantee those ones wouldn't be booked out.

Look, I don't want to shoot anything down from the get-go,

but I just have a bad feeling, like,

because I thought about that too -- Why?

Because of the price, man.

Those places are like --

They're maybe not as expensive as something you get in America,

but they're definitely -- they're not cheap.

I mean, how expe-- I guess, how expensive

are you talking per night?

I don't know. I have no -- I'm just thinking, you know,

'cause, like, I'm just guessing

those ones probably wouldn't have even been booked.

So, you know, probably --

probably like double or triple the amount.

Man, I didn't budget for that.

I only brought enough for like --

I brought enough money -- I only have enough money

for -- for the couple days we're supposed to be here.

Same. I didn't think that we're gonna

go to an expensive hotel.

I'm just trying to think --

I'm just literally trying to think of options.

I don't know --

I understand. I'm not shooting you down.

I'm just saying I-I don't have the money --

nobody -- nobody budgeted for that.

We have to know that kind of stuff ahead of time.

I was talking to Glep,

I know for a fact he's budgeting on this.

Could you even go in on that kind of money?

I was even -- Well, I was just gonna say

that maybe we could even just get The Boss

to kind of, you know, pay for whatever,

because it's like -- we can see it as a business trip,

like, for tax purposes.

We could go to, like, an expensive place

and maybe get him to pay.

I feel bad roping The Boss into this.

It's not his -- it's not his -- this is --

This is not his business, dude.

Charlie, I'm just trying to think of solutions.

I'm just -- Do you have any ideas?

I get that -- But the thing is,

it's just annoying because

I admit that I probably screwed up --

Stop, stop.

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't, don't, don't talk over me.

Don't yell at me.

Let me finish. Let me finish, let me finish.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

I was saying I probably screwed up, but, you know --

You did. You did screw up.

I admit to that.

What you guys don't realize is I-I admit I probably screwed up.

I'm saying I do not remember that I had to book the hotel.

Why do you keep bringing that up?

But what I'm saying now is

I'm trying to figure out a solution.

That's irrelevant.

And it seems like you guys are just, like, ganging up on me.

We're not ganging up on you, dude.

You're throwing something --

We're trying to figure out a solution --

Okay, four waters and French fries.

Okay. Thank you. Yes. Yeah.

French -- French fries are right here, thank you.

Okay. I mean, I guess --

Alright, even if we don't ask The Boss for money necessarily,

it'd be good to maybe get some opinions from The Boss.

He might have an idea.

I agree.

Yeah.

I definitely agree. I was gonna say that before, actually.

We should call The Boss. Yeah.

Yeah, I think -- I think there's no harm in it.

Even if, you know, he can't necessarily help us,

he might give us a suggestion or an idea.

He might -- He might know somebody here.

I know he's got connections and stuff, so maybe --

I'll call him. I can call him.

Yeah, I was gonna say, do you mind?

'Cause my phone's like super -- super low battery.

Yeah, I've got a little bit of battery left.

Um...

The Boss: Hello?

Hey, Mr. Boss, it's Alan calling.

I'm with Pim, Charlie, and Glep right now.

Hey, guys.

Yeah. Hey, how's it going?

Hey, Mr. Boss. It's Pim here.

We're just calling because we're in Brazil right now,

and we kind of screwed up a little bit.

At least I did.

We don't have a hotel, and we're just wondering

if you had any ideas of maybe, like, you know --

you know someone here that we can stay with

or maybe something that we can do.

-Oh, geez, I don't know. -Yeah.

Wait, you guys don't -- You guys don't have a hotel?

No, no. We thought we did.

We thought we had one, but, um, like,

we were gonna get another hotel,

and I guess normally that wouldn't be a problem,

but right now it's Mardi Gras here in Brazil.

So just everywhere is booked. Everyone is fully booked out.

So -- which -- Yeah.

Okay, um, well, shoot.

Um, let me see.

Let me see.

[ Sighs ]

If you can't think of anything --

You chose the worst time to go. You chose the worst time to go.

No, we know.

We've already talked about that.

We can figure this out ourselves.

We're just wondering and obvious-- Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

Thank you for --

Thank you, Mr. Boss.

Thank you. It was good talking.

See you.

I just want to say, like, genuinely,

I am really, really sorry.

I swear, man, yeah, it really is fine.

We're not -- We're not mad.

We're not mad, man.

Just a bad time to come, I think.

Just a bad time in general. Yeah.

And I think -- I don't know.

I mean, this is just an idea,

but I think there's even a reality where

if the only option is for us

to either spend a bunch of money on an expensive hotel,

which we might not even get, I think the reality

is it might just be worth it to --

to just fly back, price-wise.

I mean, what are the tickets gonna be relative --

I agree.

I don't have the money for it.

I was actually thinking the same thing.

I was just thinking let's just -- Okay.

I just want to go back now, to be honest.

Like, I think what we should do is

we'll go back and just we can plan a trip for the future.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Let's really fully get a plan.

Get the hotel.

Yes.

We should just coordinate it together,

like have a Google doc or, like,

a thing that we share with each other

and then we --

That's a good idea.

Yeah, we literally just all add to it and, you know,

and we put like checkmarks, "Oh, you know, this one's done."

So it's -- it's less segmented and compartmentalized.

By the way, just really quick,

the -- the next flight is in 45 minutes.

45 minutes. What time is it now?

3 something? 3:15?

Yeah.

Yeah, a little after 3:00.

Okay, yeah, let's -- I say we just go for that one.

Let's go and --

Let's just do that.

Let's just go back. Let's go home.

Alright. What terminal was it?

It was an experience. That was an experience.

We learned, you know, what to do next time.

We did.

It's alright, yeah.

Let's just go home.

Yep.

By the way, what travel was that flight?

I think it's terminal 2.

2...

Terminal -- Yeah, 2, yeah.

Alright. That's only like 10 --

Okay, let's go now.

I might just go to the bathroom first.

Alright.

It's really -- I'll be super quick.

That's fine.

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Goblin caught on tape.