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The Smiling Friends
Go to Brazil!

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Oh, man, it's so refreshing
to finally get a vacation

and not have to think about
Smiling Friends for two weeks.

What do you guys
want to do first?

I vote we go see
the big Jesus first.

Um, Alan, I think you mean
Christ the Redeemer, dude.

Oops. [ Chuckles ]
My mistake.

I just think of it
as the big Jesus.

Oh, my gosh.

[ Babbling ]

We can go to the beach too,
Glep, don't you worry.

I know you want to see
all those sexy Brazilian girls.

[ Laughs ]

Whoa, okay, okay.

Ooh, Glep. Glep.

Ooh, whoa.

Alright, well, okay.

Well, before we do
any of that stuff,

you guys want to go
drop these bags off?

I don't -- We don't want to be
lugging these around all day.

Oh, yeah.
That's a good idea.

Which hotel
were we at again?

Yeah, Pim, which one
are we staying at?

Is it super close by
or is it like a taxi drive away?

Can we walk?

I don't know.
W-Why are you asking me?

What do you mean?
You're the one that's in charge

of all the hotel stuff.

No, Alan was
in charge of that.

Pim,
I send you a link on Messenger.

You were supposed to
book the hotel.

Wait, no, I could have sworn
you said you book that.

I thought I was just booking
the plane tickets.

Uh, no.

Pim,
are you messing around

or did you seriously
not book the hotel?

-Why would I joke about that?
-I don't know.

That's a --
That's a good question.

I don't know.

Alright, let's -- let's get out
of the way right here.

L-Let's just figure
this out over before.

Before we get ahead
of ourselves,

before we freak out
and get in a weird mood

and start bickering
at each other,

I think the best thing to do
is just to call the place

and make sure that -- that you
def-- you definitely

didn't book it because --

Yeah, sure.

We just need to call first.

I mean,
I can't remember that I did.

But I -- I might have.
But I just really --

I thought you were doing that,
Alan. I really --

No, Pim,
that was you.

Dude, you definitely said
you were gonna do this.

I really -- Charlie, Charlie,

I'm telling you right now,
I cannot remember that.

I really can't.

And I've got a good memory
for that kind of stuff.

I really thought Alan
was booking the hotel

and I was booking the flight.
-Dude, dude, dude --

No, 'cause I remember --

I remember for a fact --

Alright, let's no--
Let's just stop.

Let's not do this here. Let's --
Let's just sit over there.

Let's sit at that bar
for a second

and we can figure this out.

I'm just -- I just --

I just want to say
I really can't remember that.

Let's just try to
keep our cool.

Table?

Yeah, yeah. Table for --
Do you have four?

Just like four?

Okay, a there's a little bit
of a wait,

but I let you know when --
when one's free, okay?

Okay. Yeah, that's --
that's fine. That's good.

Yes, thank you.
Okay.

That works good.
Thank you.

Oh, God.
I was just gonna say --

Are we trying --

Oh, sorry.

No, you go ahead.

Well, I was just gonna say

why don't we just try booking,
like, another hotel?

Like, if -- if there
wasn't one booked,

there's other stuff
in the area.

Just I-I-I was saying this
a second ago --

The hotel should have
been booked.

Yeah.

If -- We should call to make
sure that it wasn't.

Yeah, if you want --
I'm fine to do that,

but I can -- If you want,
I can call.

I was just gonna say
can you call?

Do you mind calling?

Yeah, I can -- I can call.

Okay.
Um...

By the way,
what the hell, man?

What's going on? Is there, like,
an event going on?

There's, like --
This place is super crowded.

I was not expecting it.
This is way more than

what an airport should be.

It is pretty packed.

Yeah. Hi.
I just wanted to check --

I -- I don't think
I would have done this,

but you don't have a reservation
for Pim Pimling

or, like,
the Smiling Friends, do you?

Yeah. Yep.
P-I-M. Pim. Yeah.

Ahh.

Okay. Damn it.
I thought so.

Um, okay, well, is it okay
if I can, like, book a hotel --

like a room for four
or four rooms, rather?

Oh, really? Okay.

They're all booked
at capacity.

Ahh.

Yeah. Okay.

No, th-that's alright.
That's okay.

Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Damn it.
Yeah, they said --

They're totally booked
and we're probably

gonna have a hard time
finding a place around here

'cause it's Mardi Gras
right now so it's super busy.

Oh, Mardi Gras.
Mardi Gras.

Okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.

I didn't even know.
I had no idea.

I was gonna say,
yeah, dude, dude, there's --

did you guys notice it too,
the amount of people?

Hello. I saw you -- I saw you
from across the airport.

And I'm just wondering
if, like, you --

are you a tourist?
Are you a t-- Are you a tourist?

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

we don't really have
the time to talk right now.

We're in the middle
of figuring something out.

But you are a tourist?

But are you a --
You are a --

Yes, we're tourists.

Yes.
We have everything figured out.

Do you --
Do you have any cash?

Any cash with you?
Cash.

I'm not --
I'm not giving you --

I'm not giving you
the answer to that, sir.

-Sorry, we don't have any cash.
-Sorry.

What about your --

We're actually
just in the middle --

Sir, we really need to be
left alone right now, please.

Well, listen, you have a very
good stay in Brazil, my friend.

Alright?
Brazil is a very good country.

Yes, it is. Yes, we love Brazil.
Thank you.

Dude, when he fucking
moved his arm,

I thought
he was gonna hit me.

I thought he was gonna
fucking punch me.

I actually thought
the same thing.

I really did.
I-I saw you flinch, too.

He was fidgeting.

He was, like, fidgeting with
something in his pocket.

I thought he was gonna, like,

pull something out
and, like, hit me.

I've heard there's, like,
bad stuff

that happens
in Brazil, too.

I've seen a lot of --
seen the videos of it.

Okay.
The table is ready, okay?

Oh, yep, thank you.
Thank you.

Thank you.
Great. Great.

Can I get you
something?

I just want a --
Can I get a glass of water?

Can I just get a glass --
Can I get a glass of water too?

Can we just -- Can we get water
for the table, actually?

Yeah.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Here is some menu,
say, for the food.

I give you
a little bit more.

Oh, thank you.
Okay?

Yeah, actually, I don't think
we're gonna be here that long.

Can we just start off with,
like, a little plate of fries?

Just, like, a little --

Okay. Small fry. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, just a side.
Not, like, a big thing.

Yeah. Okay.

I leave you just the menus,
just in case.

Yep, that's perfect.
We'll just put it over here.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

[ Sighs ] Okay, um...

You know what
I was just thinking,

because a lot of the people that
would have come to Mardi Gras

probably got,
like, a cheap hotel,

like a hostel thing,
there's a chance we can even go

for, like, more of
an expensive range hotel,

because I -- I guarantee those
ones wouldn't be booked out.

Look, I don't want to shoot
anything down from the get-go,

but I just have a bad feeling,
like,

because I thought about
that too --
Why?

Because of the price, man.

Those places are like --

They're maybe not as expensive
as something you get in America,

but they're definitely --
they're not cheap.

I mean, how expe--
I guess, how expensive

are you talking
per night?

I don't know. I have no --
I'm just thinking, you know,

'cause, like,
I'm just guessing

those ones probably
wouldn't have even been booked.

So, you know, probably --

probably like double
or triple the amount.

Man, I didn't budget for that.

I only brought
enough for like --

I brought enough money --
I only have enough money

for -- for the couple days
we're supposed to be here.

Same.
I didn't think that we're gonna

go to an expensive hotel.

I'm just trying to think --

I'm just literally trying
to think of options.

I don't know --

I understand.
I'm not shooting you down.

I'm just saying
I-I don't have the money --

nobody --
nobody budgeted for that.

We have to know that kind of
stuff ahead of time.

I was talking to Glep,

I know for a fact
he's budgeting on this.

Could you even go in on
that kind of money?

I was even --
Well, I was just gonna say

that maybe we could
even just get The Boss

to kind of,
you know, pay for whatever,

because it's like -- we can
see it as a business trip,

like, for tax purposes.

We could go to, like,
an expensive place

and maybe get him to pay.

I feel bad roping
The Boss into this.

It's not his -- it's not his --
this is --

This is not his business,
dude.

Charlie, I'm just trying to
think of solutions.

I'm just --
Do you have any ideas?

I get that --
But the thing is,

it's just annoying
because

I admit that
I probably screwed up --

Stop, stop.

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't, don't, don't
talk over me.

Don't yell at me.

Let me finish.
Let me finish, let me finish.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

I was saying I probably
screwed up, but, you know --

You did. You did screw up.

I admit to that.

What you guys don't realize is
I-I admit I probably screwed up.

I'm saying I do not remember
that I had to book the hotel.

Why do you keep
bringing that up?

But what I'm saying now is

I'm trying to figure out
a solution.

That's irrelevant.

And it seems like you guys are
just, like, ganging up on me.

We're not ganging up
on you, dude.

You're throwing something --

We're trying to figure out
a solution --

Okay, four waters
and French fries.

Okay. Thank you.
Yes. Yeah.

French -- French fries
are right here, thank you.

Okay.
I mean, I guess --

Alright, even if we don't ask
The Boss for money necessarily,

it'd be good to maybe get
some opinions from The Boss.

He might have an idea.

I agree.

Yeah.

I definitely agree. I was gonna
say that before, actually.

We should call The Boss.
Yeah.

Yeah, I think -- I think
there's no harm in it.

Even if, you know, he can't
necessarily help us,

he might give us
a suggestion or an idea.

He might --
He might know somebody here.

I know he's got connections
and stuff, so maybe --

I'll call him.
I can call him.

Yeah, I was gonna say,
do you mind?

'Cause my phone's like super --
super low battery.

Yeah, I've got a little bit
of battery left.

Um...

The Boss: Hello?

Hey, Mr. Boss,
it's Alan calling.

I'm with Pim,
Charlie, and Glep right now.

Hey, guys.

Yeah.
Hey, how's it going?

Hey, Mr. Boss.
It's Pim here.

We're just calling because
we're in Brazil right now,

and we kind of screwed up
a little bit.

At least I did.

We don't have a hotel,
and we're just wondering

if you had any ideas of maybe,
like, you know --

you know someone here
that we can stay with

or maybe something
that we can do.

-Oh, geez, I don't know.
-Yeah.

Wait, you guys don't --
You guys don't have a hotel?

No, no.
We thought we did.

We thought we had one,
but, um, like,

we were gonna
get another hotel,

and I guess normally
that wouldn't be a problem,

but right now it's Mardi Gras
here in Brazil.

So just everywhere is booked.
Everyone is fully booked out.

So -- which --
Yeah.

Okay, um, well, shoot.

Um, let me see.

Let me see.

[ Sighs ]

If you can't
think of anything --

You chose the worst time to go.
You chose the worst time to go.

No, we know.

We've already talked
about that.

We can figure this out
ourselves.

We're just wondering
and obvious-- Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.

Thank you for --

Thank you, Mr. Boss.

Thank you.
It was good talking.

See you.

I just want to say, like,
genuinely,

I am really,
really sorry.

I swear, man, yeah,
it really is fine.

We're not --
We're not mad.

We're not mad, man.

Just a bad time to come,
I think.

Just a bad time in general.
Yeah.

And I think --
I don't know.

I mean,
this is just an idea,

but I think there's even
a reality where

if the only option
is for us

to either spend a bunch of money
on an expensive hotel,

which we might not even get,
I think the reality

is it might just
be worth it to --

to just fly back,
price-wise.

I mean, what are the tickets
gonna be relative --

I agree.

I don't have the money for it.

I was actually thinking
the same thing.

I was just thinking
let's just --
Okay.

I just want to go back now,
to be honest.

Like, I think
what we should do is

we'll go back and just we can
plan a trip for the future.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Let's really fully get a plan.

Get the hotel.

Yes.

We should just coordinate it
together,

like have a Google doc
or, like,

a thing that we share
with each other

and then we --

That's a good idea.

Yeah, we literally just
all add to it and, you know,

and we put like checkmarks,
"Oh, you know, this one's done."

So it's -- it's less segmented
and compartmentalized.

By the way,
just really quick,

the -- the next flight
is in 45 minutes.

45 minutes.
What time is it now?

3 something?
3:15?

Yeah.

Yeah, a little after 3:00.

Okay, yeah, let's --
I say we just go for that one.

Let's go and --

Let's just do that.

Let's just go back.
Let's go home.

Alright.
What terminal was it?

It was an experience.
That was an experience.

We learned, you know,
what to do next time.

We did.

It's alright, yeah.

Let's just go home.

Yep.

By the way,
what travel was that flight?

I think it's terminal 2.

2...

Terminal --
Yeah, 2, yeah.

Alright.
That's only like 10 --

Okay, let's go now.

I might just go to
the bathroom first.

Alright.

It's really --
I'll be super quick.

That's fine.

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Goblin caught on tape.