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- What do you want?
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- Do you know what day it is?
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- No.
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- It was just a year ago today
that I married your sister,
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and you married mine, remember?
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- That's right.
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Today's our anniversary!
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You know, that was a good idea of yours,
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marrying into each other's family.
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I'll tell you what we'll do.
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Let's get the girls and go out tonight
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and celebrate our anniversary.
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- That's a good idea!
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- Get my wife on the phone.
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- What's the new number?
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- Can't you remember?
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- Well, they keep changing it.
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- It's Waterloo, two, two.
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- Two, two?
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- Two, two.
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- Too-too!
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- Hello!
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- That you, sis?
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Mmm-hmm.
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- Your husband Ollie wants to talk to you.
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All right.
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- Is that you, baby?
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Yes, pudgy-wudgy, it's me!
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- Do you know what day this is?
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How could I ever forget?
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- What about you and sis
and Stan and me going
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out tonight and celebrating
our anniversary.
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- That's a good idea.
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Let's go down to Foo-Yung's
and get some Sukiyaki.
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- Pardon me, just a moment sweetheart.
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- Mmm-hmm
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- Don't listen to my conversations
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when I'm talking privately.
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Just because she's your sister,
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that's no sign you have
to hear everything we say.
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- Well, you listen in when
I'm talking to your sister.
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- No, I don't!
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- Yes, you do!
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- I don't!
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- You certainly do.
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- Well, what about it?!
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- Sukiyaki...
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- Now, what were you saying, sweetheart?
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- Hello?
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- Hello!?
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- Is that you, sis?
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- Yes.
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- Is Fanny there?
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- Oh, Fanny!
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- What do you want?
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- It's your husband, Stanley.
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He wants to speak to you.
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- Oh!
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Very well.
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Hello.
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- Is that you, Fanny?
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- Yes.
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- Say, listen.
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Ollie wants to take us out tonight
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to celebrate our university.
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- You tell Ollie we can't go.
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I'm cooking dinner,
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and we're going to have a
nice, quiet evening at home.
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Listen, we have a surprise
for him.
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But, don't you tell him!
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- I won't.
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- Goodbye.
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- Goodbye!
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- Who were you talking to?
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- I was just talking to Fanny.
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- What did she say?
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- She said that we can't go out tonight,
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that we have to go right home.
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- Why?
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- She's got a surprise for you.
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- What else did she say?
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- She told me not to tell
you that she had a surprise.
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- Well, don't tell me.
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- I won't.
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I can keep a secret.
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- Put that cake down and
help me fix the table.
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- What do you want me to do?
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- When I get underneath and unlatch it,
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you pull it open.
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- Well, why didn't you say so?
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You're always getting excited.
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- All right, now pull.
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Phone the bakery, and order another cake.
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- Well, open the door!
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- Oh!
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- Hello, sis.
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- Hello Stannie.
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- What's new?
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- The funniest thing happened today.
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Fanny fell on the cake.
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- Dinner ready?
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- It'll be ready in just a while.
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Ow!
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- Hello, baby.
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- Don't baby me, you big lunk
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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It wasn't me, it was that
dumb brother of yours.
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Don't you call him dumb!
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Why, you've forgotten
more than he'll ever know.
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In his little finger.
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You...
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- Stanley!
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- What is it, dear?
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- Come here!
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- What do you want?
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- Close the door.
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- Is Ollie home yet?
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You didn't tell him about the surprise?
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Have you got any money?
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Now take that 15 cents, and go
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down to the corner and get
some strawberry ice cream.
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- Bye!
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- Can't you eat your soup
without making that noise?
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- Why, you're making a noise!
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- That isn't a soup noise.
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It's my asthma.
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- 15 cents worth of strawberry ice cream.
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- We haven't any.
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- Hello.
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Stanley says they haven't
any strawberry ice cream
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Well, get Tutti Frutti.
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Well, get Tutti Frutti.
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- Give me Tutti Frutti
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- We haven't any.
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- Oh, there it goes again.
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- Hello.
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Well, get chocolate.
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- I'll take chocolate.
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- We haven't any!
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- I'll get it.
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- Hello.
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- Well, get vanilla.
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Anything!
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- I'll take vanilla.
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- We haven't any.
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- Well, what have you got?
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- I told you, we don't
sell ice cream here.
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Next door.
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- Well, where's the ice cream?
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- They didn't have any.
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- Why didn't you go somewhere else?
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- Well, I spent the 15
cents calling you up.
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- That's the dumbest
thing I ever heard of.
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- You keep out of this!
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- I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't!
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- Sit down.
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Spent the 15 cents calling me up.
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Hmmph.
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- Fanny.
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- What?
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- Would you go into the kitchen
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and get me some Horse's radish?
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- You go get it yourself!
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Horse's radish
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- What's wrong with that?
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Why don't you leave him alone?
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You're always picking on him.
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Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
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- You keep your big mouth out of this.
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Did you hear what she said?
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I haven't got a big mouth, have I?
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- And furthermore, he's my husband,
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and I will talk to him just as I please.
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- Just because you wear
the pants in your family,
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that's no sign you're
going to wear them in mine.
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- Oh, well I wear my own
pants in this family!
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- Yes, and I wear mine.
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Mmm!
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- Don't pay any attention to her.
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It serves us right for
marrying into such a family.
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- Wait a minute.
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What's the matter with my family?
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I'll have you know that my family's just
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as good as your family.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
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- After all our family's
done for your family?
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Let's stop this arguing
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and get dinner over so I can
find out what the surprise is!
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- Oh, so you told him, didn't you?
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Now, let that be a lesson to you.
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- If I wasn't a perfect lady,
I'd bust you in the nose.
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- Cut that out!
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And you too!
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- You get that hussy out of here!
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- Don't call me a hussy!
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- Sit down!
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- I'm not a hussy, am I?
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- No.
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- Get that dame out of my
house before I go nuts!
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- 'Tisn't it your house!
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- 'Tis my house!
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- 'Tisn't!
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- 'Tis!
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- 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't!
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- Come on, and let's get out of here and
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go somewhere where we can eat in peace!
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- That's a splendid idea!
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Get out of here, and stay
out, and don't come back.
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- I'll come back if I want to.
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- No, you won't.
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- I will too.
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Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle.
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- Come on, and let's get of here.
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Come on. C-
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- Come, Ollie dear.
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Let's go to the Ambassador,
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where we can get something
good to eat!
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- I hope you choke.
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- Thank you, you big tup.
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- Hang on.
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- Ignore them.
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- Does Mrs. Laurel live here?
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- Yes.
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- Here's the cake she
ordered this morning.
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Will you see that she gets it?
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- I certainly will!
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- The man said to be sure
that you got this.
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- Thank you.
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Come, Ollie.
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