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- Morning, sweetheart.

- Don't good morning me!

Where were you last night?

- Stan took me to see a Punch and Judy show.

- I'm getting sick and tired of this.

It's Stan here, Stan there,

Stan wants me to go here, Stan wants me to go there!

I tell you it's beginning to get on my nerves.

Why you ought to be ashamed to even be seen on the street

with him.

Well, I tell you, I understand--

Well, why don't you answer the telephone?

- All right.

Hello?

- That you, Ollie?

- Yes.

- Say listen, I just got a couple of tickets

for tonight for the Cement Workers Bazaar.

Can you come along?

We might win a prize.

They're going to give away a steam shovel.

- Yes, Mr. Jones.

Thank you very much, Mr. Jones.

I certainly appreciate it.

Goodbye, Mr. Jones.

- Well, who was that?

- That was Mr. Jones, my new boss.

- Oh.

- He's having a big business meeting tonight

and he wants me to attend.

- Oliver!

- All of the out-of-town boys are going to be there.

Big influential men.

Just the kind of men that you want me to associate with.

- Oh.

At last you're beginning to get someplace.

- It'll do me a lot of good.

- Why naturally.

- It'll have a tendency to promote me

to higher endeavors.

I'll get it.

Hello?

- Hey Ollie, this is me.

- Oh, hello, Mr. Jones.

Oh, don't you worry, I'm sure it'll be all right.

Goodbye, Mr. Jones.

- Come in!

What do you want?

- I just came to tell Ollie that was me on the phone.

- Mr. Jones, huh?

- Well, honey, if you'll just wait.

- A big businessman, huh?

Old Mr. Jones, huh?

- I can explain everything.

- A big business meeting, huh?

Oh, a big business meeting.

- Wait, honeykin.

- There he is!

Open this door!

You hear me?

You hear me, open that door!

Will you open that door?

All right, but I warn you, Oliver Hardy.

You go out with that Laurel again and I'm through!

You get me?

- Did you ask her about going out tonight?

What'd she say?

- You heard what she said.

- Well, what's the matter with her anyway?

- Oh, I don't know.

She says that I think more of you

than I do of her.

- Well, you do, don't you?

- Well, we want go into that.

- You know what the whole trouble is?

- What?

- What you need is a baby in your house.

- Well, what's that got to do with it?

- Well, if you had a baby

and it would keep your wife's mind occupied,

you could go out nights with me

and she'd never think anything about it.

All your troubles would be over.

Wouldn't think a thing about it.

- You know, I think that's a pretty good idea.

- You bet your life it's a good idea.

You know, it's a well known fact that all the happiness

in the home, when you have a baby

and there's a wife and you and the baby,

it's a well known fact.

I know, I've read about that.

- I'm beginning to think that you're right.

- You bet your life I'm right.

You know, I'm not as dumb as you look.

- You bet your life you're not.

Anybody that could think.

What do you mean you're not as dumb as I look?

- Well--

- Come on.

- Where are you going?

- We're going to adopt a baby.

- What for?

- Come on!

What for?

- Thanks, what's the occasion?

Congratulations.

- Thank you, sir.

Here, you hold the baby while I go in and break the news.

Careful now.

Won't she be surprised?

Shh!

Arabella?

Yoo-hoo!

- What's the matter?

- She's not here.

- Where'd she go?

- Oh, I suppose she went, how do I know where she is?

Come in.

- Are you Mr. Hardy?

- Yes, sir.

- A little present for you.

- What's this?

- Your wife is suing you for divorce.

- Gee, that's tough.

- Your name Laurel?

- Yes, ma'am.

Sir.

- This is tougher.

- What's this?

- You're being sued for the alienation

of Mr. Hardy's affections.

And she'll take you hook, line and sinker.

- Well, here's another nice mess

you've gotten me into.

- These are the adoption papers in your name.

Well, I'll be seeing you.

- Where are you going?

- I'm just going down--

- Well, you can't leave me here with this child.

- Why?

Why, you're just as much responsible for it as I am.

- What have I got to do with it?

- What have you got to do with it?

What have you got to do with it?

Why, you were the one that wanted me to have a baby.

And now that you've gotten me into this trouble

you want to walk out and leave me flat.

- Well, I don't know anything about babies.

- Well, you should have thought of that

before we got it.

- I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing.

I have my future.

My career to think of.

- Your career.

What about me?

What will my friends say?

Why, I'll be ostracized.

- Well, I'm going to lose my hook, line and sinker.

- So, you're going to desert me.

Just when I need you most.

Oh!

Oh, you.

You are not leaving this room.

- Well, I couldn't help it.

- Now you've gone and done it.

Go in the kitchen and fix some milk.

Go ahead.

Sh!

Who was it?

- Somebody complaining about the baby.

- Oh.

- Making the noise.

- Will you stop that noise?

How do you expect me to get this baby quiet?

- Well, I was only doing the best I could.

- Here, you hold it a while.

I'm all fagged out.

Oh.

- Sh!

I wonder what's the matter with her.

- I don't know.

Maybe it's hungry.

Why don't you give it something to eat?

What do you keep the milk in there for?

- I put it there to keep it warm.

- Sh!

- I'm stuck.

- Here, you hold the baby.

Now would you mind fixing the bed?

Thank you.

What'd you strike that match for?

- I wanted to see if the switch was off.

- That's a good idea.

Get that floor lamp.

I don't want you striking matches all night long.

Couldn't see whether the switch was off or not.

Oh.

- You woke the baby up.

The baby's crying.

- Of course he's crying.

Will you put this lamp over there?

- But it won't reach.

- It won't reach.

You've got to pull the plug out of the socket.

Here.

Will you see if you can get that baby quiet?

Hello!

How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet

with you ringing the phone?

Now fix that lamp.

- Sh.

- And if you must make a noise, make it quietly.

Sh!

What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?

- Well, if I make a noise I won't be able to hear it.

- Oh.

Sh!

Sh!

Sh!

Drinking the baby--