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- 180 days.

- All right, come on you.

- Next case.

- Laurel and Hardy.

Take off your hat.

- You're charged with vagrancy.

Are you guilty or not guilty?

- Not guilty, your highness.

- On what grounds?

- We weren't on the grounds.

We were sleeping on a park bench.

- If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days.

In as much as the jail is full,

I'm going to give you both just one hour.

- Thank you, sir.

- To get out of town!

And never let me set eyes on you, again.

Case dismissed.

- Does that mean we can go back

and sleep on the park bench?

- Scram, or I'll build a jail for you.

Next.

- What's the matter neighbor?

- I lost the key to my car.

- Can't you find it?

- No, that's why I'm looking.

- Maybe it fell down the grating.

- Maybe it fell down the grating,

maybe it fell down the...

Maybe it fell down-- - Here it is, down here.

- Where?

- Right there.

Hold him while I get it.

Gee, this thing is heavy.

- Say, wait a minute, I think I've got an idea.

- All right, I'll hold him. - Hold him.

- We'll have it in just a jiffy.

- I got it.

- He's got it.

- Here, hold him.

I'll get it.

Here now hold this while I get it.

- Fell down the grating.

- Yes.

- Maybe it fell down the grating.

- That's right, now we're off.

There you are sir.

- Jump in fellas and I'll take you home.

- I'm sorry, sir, but we have no home.

- Get in the car.

You fellas are coming home with me.

I wouldn't see a dog stay out on a night like this.

- Thank you, sir.

- Give us the key, give us the key.

- The key.

- The key.

You got the key?

- Hold him while I get the key.

- Give us, give us the key.

The key, I need the key.

- Shh, here comes a policeman.

- Fell down the grating.

- Shh.

- It's a policeman.

Policeman?

Hello, hello, hello.

Home, sweet home.

- Gee, it's awfully nice of you

to invite us to spend the night.

- Don't mention it.

What's mine is yours.

That's me.

- Did you lose something?

- I lost the key to the house.

Maybe it fell down the grating.

Maybe it fell down the grating.

- Do you mind if I help you look for it?

- Go ahead.

- Thank you.

- Someday I'm gonna have all my pockets indexed.

- That would be a good idea, I think.

Is there somebody home?

- Not a soul, only the wife.

- Well, why don't you ring the bell?

- Oh, we can't do that!

- You hold him while I look for a window.

- Lean him against something and come and help me.

- Shh.

- Shh.

- Wonder where they went to?

- Maybe he followed us through the window.

Let's see if he's in there.

- Get on my back.

And take it easy!

- Where are ya?

- He's not in there.

I can't get down.

- Come on.

- Shh.

- My room is upstairs to the left.

Now you palsies go up and make yourself comfy.

I'll go and put the car away,

and then I'll make a little drink

and I'll be right up.

- Thank you, sir!

Bonnie lies over the ocean

Bonnie's over the sea

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

- Might I ask what you are doing here?

- Isn't this my house?

- It certainly is not!

- Oh.

Maybe I better go then.

- Maybe you had.

- Oh, what on Earth was that, Hawkins?

- Just a drunken man, madam.

Who thought that this was his house.

- Oh, it's a good thing my husband wasn't home.

He'd have killed him!

You know how he detests drunken people.

Hawkins, run along and see that he's out of the house.

- Very good, madam.

- Divine.

You see what a little kindness will do?

Now, if we hadn't stopped to help him,

we wouldn't be in a spot like this.

I wonder where he is?

We'd better go look for him.

- That's a good idea.

- Come here.

Do you wanna wake his wife?

Shh.

Come on.

Hey!

Get some water quick, I think it's his wife!

Get some water, hurry!

Come on, quick, hurry up.

- What're you doing in my house?

- Don't be alarmed, lady.

We're friends of your husband.

- Where is he?

- Well, he went to put his car away.

He'll be right up.

- Oh, you've got my husband's pajamas on.

- Yes, ma'am.

You see, we helped him out of a little difficulty,

and he invited us to spend the night.

- What for?

- Well, you see it's raining outside and we got all wet.

- Is my husband wet too?

- Wet, he's soaked!

- Oh, the poor dear.

Well then, won't you gentlemen come in and sit down?

Oh, won't you make yourself comfortable?

- Thank you ma'am.

- Mister um...

Why, we've never been introduced.

- No, ma'am.

- I'm Mrs. Beaumont.

I'm Mr. Hardy.

- Oh, how do you do?

- This is my friend, Mr. Laurel.

- Sit down.

- Sit down.

- Stop it.

Stop it, stop it.

How's about a little dance?

- Well, we'd rather not.

Your husband might not like it.

- I wanna dance!

Come on and dance.

- I don't wanna dance.

- Oh, yes you do wanna dance with me!

- I don't like to dance!

You'd better go to bed.

- Oh, phooey, if you don't wanna dance,

we'll wrestle!

- Do something to help me!

- Hey, you better cut this out.

- Don't do that!

Stop it.

Don't do--

- Oh, I gotta have another glass of water.

- If I give ya another glass of water,

will you go to bed?

OK, boy.

- Now you go to bed, and we'll go look for your husband.