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♪
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Theo: God, I love
when Stebe's late.
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Gives me a chance to get
some real work done.
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Check this out.
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[ "Seinfeld Theme" plays ]
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Oh god, stop.
He'll be here any second.
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He's just giving an office tour
to some health inspector.
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What?
Reggie's here?
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I better take
some hydration pills!
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What the heck
does that mean?
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It means every few years,
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we take Reggie out
for a night out on the town!
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He feels like a regular
Charlie Potatoes.
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In return, he gives our factories
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an inconspicuous B+!
[ Laughs ]
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Just you wait, Theo!
Reggie goes hard!
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A gold-certified Michelin star
"fuck boi!"
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So I'm looking
at this crossword going,
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"Seven letter word
for a beardless gnome?"
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Then I realize
the spelling--
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N-O-A-M.
Chomsky!
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[ Laughter ]
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What a great story,
Stebe!
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Theo: [Thinking] I'm a bigger
fuck boi than that.
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Anyway, enough
locker room talk.
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This is our board room.
Hey, guys,
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this is
the health inspector.
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He's gonna be looking
at Factory 37 tomorrow.
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You are not Reginald.
Yeah!
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What did you do with Reggie,
you son of a bitch?
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Reggie was my brother.
I'm Brent, thank you very much.
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Your new health inspector.
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I hope your factory is clean
as a whistle
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because if not... F!
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♪
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That guy's a crack up, huh?
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Stebe! 37 is the only factory
that produces
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our best-selling
chicken seasoned flavor,
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and it's a hot mess
over there!
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This company is over!
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Guys, relax,
what do you take me for,
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some irresponsible hooligan?
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I have a plan!
What, distract him
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with more
crossword anecdotes?
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Let's stick to the original plan
and wine and dine this nerd!
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This is my specialty, Stebe!
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One night trying to party
with me
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and he'll be fartin' up
blood by morning!
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Theo, Stebe is
the CEO-in-waiting!
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Your father is lucky to have
such a responsible leader
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for a son!
Hit us up with that plan, Stebe.
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I propose we all go down
to that factory
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and give it a good ol'
Royal Crackers scrub down!
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Are you a fucking idiot...
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...Savant?
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Cause that's the most
deceptively brilliant idea
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I have ever heard!
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Oh, no, no, no.
What?
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I can't go near
cleaning chemicals
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since my days as a hatter.
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I'm an executive, Stebe.
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Well, I--
Last time I tried to clean my apartment--
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G-Guys, I just-- I think--
You lost, Stebe.
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What?
You lost.
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I ended up naked
on the 99 Freeway.
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I lost?
Yeah.
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I don't imagine
I make nearly as much as--
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If I'm doing that again--
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As much as whatever
a janitor makes.
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It'll by way of Theo's plan.
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Pass!
Everyone agrees with me.
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You lost, dude.
Give up.
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But I--
Just give up, dude.
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I'll give up after I punch you
in the fucking face, bird-brain!
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Why don't you kiss me?
It'll do more damage.
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[ Shouts ]
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[ All groaning ]
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[ Theo grunting,
others shouting ]
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Hit him harder!
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[ All shouting ]
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Violence is fun.
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[ Shouts ]
Oh, my nuts!
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[ Both shouting ]
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[ All gasp ]
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Oh, my-- Oh, my God.
I-I-I fucking killed him.
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[ Both shout ]
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You know what?
I'm going to that factory
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and I'm cleaning it myself!
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If anyone wants to learn how to
do things the responsible way,
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come hang with me!
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Or you can waste away
partying with this loser!
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Fine!
To hell with all y'all!
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[ "Seinfeld Theme" plays ]
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♪
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Jesus Christ, Darby!
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Sorry, Theo!
I have quiet feet.
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You know this about me!
That's true.
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I have always known
that about you.
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You think I enjoy terrifying
my loved ones on a daily basis?
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Maybe one day
they'll come in handy...
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But I just don't see it.
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So what do you want?
And make it quick.
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I just pounded
three of these bad boys.
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One more and I can't be
held accountable
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for any of the crazy shit
we're about to get into.
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Listen, we need to talk about
Factory 37.
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Stebe has no idea
what he's walking into!
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Th-- There's--
It doesn't matter what you say, Darby!
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Stebe looked me dead
in the eyeballs
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and called me a bird-brain.
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He's dead to me.
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♪
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I can't believe I'm about
to say this,
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but even though I value
Theo's life immensely,
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sometimes I wish he lived
all the way
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on the other side of town!
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Honey, don't say things
you'll regret!
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Besides, cleaning
this factory
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is the perfect way
to prove that
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you're the leader
Royal Crackers needs.
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I think your father was
very impressed in that meeting!
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Yeah.
If only I had a son like me.
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Hey, Champ. You excited about
our little family adventure?
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Do they have Wi-Fi there?
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See what I mean?
You don't get to choose em.
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♪
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[ Crows cawing ]
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Hmm.
This place is kinda creepy.
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Hey, you know what? We have
a responsibility here, Matt!
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You're starting to sound like
your Uncle Theo,
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for Christ's sake!
Your father's right!
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Tonight we form a family pact--
no complaining.
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We clean this factory
as a family and that's that!
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♪
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[ Growling ]
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Sir? This is from the table
over there. [ Giggles ]
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Let me be as clear
as I possibly can here--
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I do not want
this drink.
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He took the bait,
let's go to work.
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Hey!
Look who it is!
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Remember us?
Your friends at Royal Crackers!
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Yes, hi, I remember.
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Hey, enjoy
that margarita, guy!
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It's on us!
[ Laughs ]
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Sorry but you couldn't pay me
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to drink at this petri dish
of a restaurant!
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F!
Hey, man!
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We had my niece's
quinceañera here!
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W-- Well, let's go
somewhere else then, dude!
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I can show you
the real Bakersfield.
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Unless you're too scared?
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No!
I'm not scared!
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I'm not scared of anything!
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You hear me!
I'm in!
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Hell yeah, dude!
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[ Laughs awkwardly ]
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Whoo!
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[ Groans ]
Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Ugh.
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Huzzah!
Get the hell off of me!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Hey, this isn't
so bad!
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[ Switch clicking ]
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Huh.
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[ Clicking continues ]
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Power's out.
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[ Clicking continues ]
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Okay, guys, family plan--
Matt, you go clean
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the creepy
loading garage.
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It's massive and we only brought
one scrubber.
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I'll hang onto it
just in case.
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You take this toothbrush.
This is my toothbrush.
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Deb, you go down the basement
and navigate through the dark,
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narrow corridors
of the factory underbelly.
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See if you can find
the power generator
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and flip it back online
à la "Jurassic Park."
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I'll tidy up this
small and easy-to-clean room.
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Hey, wait a second!
I am not going to...
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Complain!
'Cuz that's a great plan!
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I can't wait to go into
that factory underbelly!
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♪ Today has been
a sad one ♪
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[ Indistinct singing continues ]
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What do you think, dude?
Place is pretty sick, huh?
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Already a better night
than Stebe could ever show you,
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I can tell you that.
You ever done karaoke
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with a freakin' rockstar
before?
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Oh, uh-- Yeah. But I don't want
to get sidetracked.
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What can you guys tell me
about this Factory 37
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I'm inspecting tomorrow?
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Uh, oh, it's...
like any other factory.
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Completely up to standard, and
clean as a fresh opioid needle!
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What the fuck?!
There's not a single TainT song
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in this god damn thing!
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The kitchen is closing in a bit, fellas.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Yeah, how 'bout
a song selection
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that doesn't support
predatory behavior?
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Excuse me?
"Into The Night?" Really!
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Why don't you go back
and listen to that song?
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Don't worry,
I'll wait!
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I'm sorry, but it's 9:30. We're
trying to wrap things up here.
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Maybe next week.
Are you kidding me?
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Look, fine, fire up
"Into The Night"
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and I'll write
my own lyrics.
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What song are you gonna do, dude?
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♪
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Oh, uh...
[ Laughs nervously ]
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A-Actually, I think
I'm just gonna use the loo
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and call it a night.
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Thank you, everybody, bye!
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[ Screams ]
Oh, God!
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Darby, you scared
the heck out of me!
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I've got real quiet feet.
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Everyone knows that about me.
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Now, about tonight--
Listen, I know you all think
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you can get out
of this inspection
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by showing me a good time,
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but as much as I love
ripping into some karaoke,
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I have a job
to do tomorrow and I--
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No, you listen.
You're not leaving tonight.
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You're gonna to party with us
and have a great time.
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Understand,
you fucking asshole?
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♪
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Alright, Deb,
you can do this.
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You are brave, you are strong,
you are hot!
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You are brave,
you are strong...
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[ Growling ]
You....[ Gasps ]
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[ Screams ]
Oh, God!
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Okay, so I peed my pants
a little,
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but only
a thimble's worth!
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You are brave, you are strong,
and you are hot!
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[ Banging on door ]
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Hello, is somebody here?
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[ Banging continues ]
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♪
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Yes!
Here it is.
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C'mon, Deb.
Let's flip this sucker on,
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and then Stebe will be cleaning
diarrhea off the factory toilets
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for the rest of the night!
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[ Groaning ]
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Aha! Oh.
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[ Computers beeping ]
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[ Indistinct music plays ]
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Hey, good work, Deb!
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♪
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[ Gasps ]
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♪
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Greetings, young
whippersnapper!
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My name is Theodore Hornsby!
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Hah!
How cool is this?
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Theo is missing out
big time.
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00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,895
You probably
already know me
254
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,190
as the eternal CEO
of Royal Crackers Incorporated.
255
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,694
And if anyone says otherwise,
I'll slit them from ear to ear!
256
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,862
♪
257
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,573
Hello!
I am Dr. Wolfe Von Trowell!
258
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,326
The living quarters
have been completely overrun!
259
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,536
We've taken refuge
in the cafeteria,
260
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,371
but we don't have
much longer!
261
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,248
♪
262
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,376
Why, I'll be! If it isn't
our lead scientist,
263
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,879
Dr. Wolfe Von Trowell!
264
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,422
Quite the contrary, Doctor.
265
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,050
You're right on time!
266
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,593
Oh, calm your nerves, Doctor.
267
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,386
This man is of
the trustworthy sort!
268
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,472
Besides, we've long banned
those people
269
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,015
from setting foot
in our factories!
270
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,309
Spies.
You can call me a racist all you like,
271
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,227
but I have a business
to protect!
272
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,396
Ugh.
Let's begin the tour, shall we?
273
00:10:47,396 --> 00:11:07,458
♪
274
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,002
Here you'll find our
state-of-the-art science lab!
275
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,421
Hornsby: As you can see,
our team of elite scientists
276
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,507
are hard at work,
modifying our chickens
277
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,343
to be more bountiful
and tasty to grind up!
278
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,805
Oh, my dear God,
here they come! [ Screams ]
279
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,848
[ Screaming, flesh rending ]
280
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,433
[ Banging ]
281
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,061
♪
282
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,814
And finally,
our efforts paid off.
283
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,232
With this pink goo,
284
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,858
a genetic modifier unmatched
285
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,444
by any medicinal company
on the planet!
286
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,531
A man of the cloth might call
this "hedonistic meddling,"
287
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,157
but I'm no man of the cloth.
288
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,701
After all, why would I worship
a God
289
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,955
that I have so easily
surpassed!
290
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:52,586
♪
291
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,338
[ Gasps ]
292
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:58,134
[ Screaming ]
293
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,927
[ Roars ]
294
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,305
What the fuck is up,
Chucklebees?
295
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,598
[ All cheering ]
296
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,308
Here's the deal!
I guess the bitch ass posers
297
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,477
at Chucklebees Corporate
don't want y'all experiencing
298
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,146
the raw power of TainT!
299
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,107
So I'm about to sing a little
song called "Into the Night,"
300
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,275
TainT style!
301
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,068
But first,
I wanna call my main man
302
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,154
Brent Becker up to the stage
to help me out!
303
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,489
Brent! Get on up here,
you son of a bitch!
304
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,074
[ Whimpering ]
305
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,284
Go, Brent! Do it!
306
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,827
Carpe diem, young lad!
307
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,496
Get up there and have some
fun, you piece of shit!
308
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,747
[ Screams ]
309
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,999
[ Roaring ]
310
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,333
[ Gasps, shouts ]
311
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,544
[ Roars, clucking ]
312
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,837
[ Screeches ]
313
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,005
[ Whimpers ]
314
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,923
[ Hyperventilating ]
315
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,008
[ Squealing ]
Oh!
316
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,595
[ Both chickens screeching ]
317
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,929
[ Chickens clucking ]
318
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,182
[ Grunting ]
319
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,183
[ Panting ]
320
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,767
[ Roars ]
[ Shouts ]
321
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,563
I hate this factory, I hate
cleaning, I hate chickens,
322
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:56,859
I hate responsibility,
I...hate... everything!
323
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,277
[ Clucks ]
324
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,450
What a great man.
325
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,701
[ Yelps ]
Hey, Deb!
326
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,369
I just cleaned that!
Shut up!
327
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,455
There are
giant mutant chickens
328
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,873
running around
trying to kill me!
329
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,375
There are dead bodies
in the cafeteria!
330
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,003
I have a thimble's worth of pee
in my underwear,
331
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,339
And I have every right
to complain!
332
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,300
We have to get out
of here now!
333
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,347
Do you have a boner?
334
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,848
I'm into
what I'm into, Deb!
335
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:31,894
[ Doctor screaming,
flesh rending ]
336
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,815
Oh, Jesus,
he found a computer.
337
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,984
Matt, you're not trying to
learn Flash again, are you?
338
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,153
How many times do
we have to tell you?
339
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,739
Animating is not
your talent!
340
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,617
I-- It's not you--
There-- There's a video...
341
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,910
And I--
342
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,287
[ Grunting ]
343
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,997
[ Door opens ]
344
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,165
[ All gasp ]
345
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:57,044
[ Dramatic choir music plays ]
346
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,797
♪
347
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:04,385
Who dares interrupt
my chicken party?!
348
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,928
[ All gasp ]
349
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:10,099
Who dares interrupt
the chicken master?
350
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,768
[ Sobbing ]
351
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,647
Welp, looks like Stebe
wins this round.
352
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,732
I wouldn't be too sure
about that.
353
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,026
No, no, he was right.
[ Sighs ]
354
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,153
My party skills just aren't
what they used to be.
355
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,405
[ Sobbing ]
356
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,739
I'm sorry, dude.
357
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,366
I know "Into The Night's"
a problematic song,
358
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,410
but my lyrics would have
made it super tasteful.
359
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,578
It's not that.
360
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,288
That's one
of my favorite songs.
361
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,081
Oh... Well,
what the fuck, dude?
362
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,958
We just dick teased everyone
in Chucklebees!
363
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,501
What do you got,
performance anxiety?
364
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,629
Performance anxiety,
social anxiety, you name it!
365
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,966
Plus, nobody was disinfecting
the mic between songs.
366
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,259
F!
367
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,470
I've been scared of everything
my whole life,
368
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,681
including Factory 37.
369
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,266
The devil you say?
370
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,644
My brother, Reggie, wasn't
your health inspector, I was.
371
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,647
But I was too scared to go
into Factory 37 myself.
372
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,190
It just looked
too spooky!
373
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,485
So every year, he would
do the inspection for me.
374
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,113
Then, when I found out
he was giving you good grades
375
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,782
in exchange for a wild night
out in Bakersfield,
376
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,242
I called him a bird-brain
377
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,202
and demanded he go
into that factory
378
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,788
and do the inspection responsibly.
379
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,167
He did,
and he never came back out.
380
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,461
I regret it
every single day.
381
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,837
You didn't call the cops?
382
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,839
And risk getting reprimanded
at work?
383
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,174
That's a stupid question!
384
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,509
Okay, asshole, I was just
trying to understand.
385
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,387
Tonight, I hoped that stepping
out of my comfort zone
386
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,681
would help me work up the nerve
to go in there tomorrow
387
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,017
and find out what happened
to my brother.
388
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,185
Oh, your brother's dead, dude.
389
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,394
The devil you say?
390
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,646
I mean, more than likely.
391
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,773
37's overrun by
mutated killer chickens.
392
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,775
Darby!
Stebe's over there right now!
393
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,942
I tried to tell you!
394
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,444
But you said it didn't matter
what I said.
395
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,904
I'll admit it, yeah,
I did think,
396
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,947
"Maybe I should just plow ahead
and tell him anyways."
397
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,367
But, I decided to just
roll the dice that you were okay
398
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,535
with your brother being killed
by mutant chickens.
399
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,870
Was that not
the right move?
400
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,122
Jesus Christ!
We have to save my brother!
401
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,541
I am the Chicken Master.
402
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,545
Many moons ago, I became
trapped in this factory,
403
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,382
fighting these animals
tooth and talon.
404
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:11,220
While barricaded in
the science labs, I found this.
405
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,055
This pink goo.
406
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,016
It made me stronger, smarter.
407
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,394
It made me one of them.
408
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,773
It gained me their respect
and loyalty.
409
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,317
But why keep making
our crackers?
410
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,194
I don't know,
it's something to do.
411
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,988
Hey, asshole! Stay away
from my shithead brother
412
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,323
and his stupid family.
413
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,076
Theo! You're in trouble now!
He's a rock singer!
414
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,828
Ha ha ha!
415
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,998
Is that Theodore Hornsby,
the creator of the goo?
416
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,792
How poetic!
417
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,420
Who better to serve me
than the man
418
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,131
who turned me
into this monstrosity?
419
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,633
Leviticus, fetch the old man!
420
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,220
♪
421
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,888
Close the gates!
422
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,891
♪
423
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,145
Now we can really
get this party started!
424
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,230
Dude, is he about
to fuck our dad?
425
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,775
♪
426
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,070
[ Wind whistling ]
427
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,239
Ha ha!
428
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,825
I got quiet feet, motherfucker.
429
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,785
[ Chickens screeching ]
430
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:21,457
[ Humans grunting,
chickens clucking ]
431
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,459
[ Whimpering ]
432
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,835
I can go all night.
433
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:32,259
♪
434
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,762
[ Roars ]
435
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138
[ Clucks ]
436
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:46,523
♪
437
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,444
[ Both shouting,
chickens clucking ]
438
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:56,033
♪
439
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,035
That's what
I'm talking about! There you are,
440
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,536
Now that's a good team!
441
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,330
[ Growls ]
442
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:06,710
Children! Descend upon them!
443
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,755
Rip them limb from limb!
444
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,839
[ Roars ]
445
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,050
Brother!
That's enough!
446
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,968
Well, well, Brent.
447
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:20,516
So you finally got the nerve
to walk into Factory 37.
448
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,769
It all began at a nearby
chain restaurant,
449
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,729
where these people
insisted I go
450
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:29,817
with them to another
chain restaurant for karaoke.
451
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,695
Arguably the best night
Bakersfield has to offer!
452
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:40,536
But when the time came, I was
too scared to do said karaoke.
453
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,372
Ha ha ha ha!
454
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,832
Look before you!
455
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:49,545
This is the direct result
of all your fears!
456
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,046
You're right.
457
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,882
Theodore Hornsby is not
the man responsible for this.
458
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,718
I am.
And I'm sorry.
459
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,804
Take me in place of Hornsby
460
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,391
and I'll serve you
for the rest of my life,
461
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,393
like the chicken that I am.
462
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,230
[ Crying ]
463
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:13,402
Very well.
You are all free to go.
464
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,987
Barnibus!
465
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,405
[ Clucks ]
466
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,615
All I ask...
467
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,492
is that I be put
on the payroll
468
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,537
as the general manager
of Factory 37.
469
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,706
I mean I need some kinda
income here.
470
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,834
Groceries, toothpaste,
cotton swabs, etc.
471
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,003
Yeah, actually, uh,
that might be a bit tough.
472
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,713
We'll need at least a W-4.
473
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,090
Parsinius!
Hand her my W-4.
474
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,176
Okay.
Tsh-tsh-tsh...
475
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,053
You claim
200 dependents?
476
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,263
My chickens!
477
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,682
I mean, best I can do
is 100.
478
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,227
No. 101.
479
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,856
Thank you all for
the best night of my life.
480
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,859
♪
481
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,112
♪ But I want you to know ♪
482
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,742
♪ If I could fly,
I'd pick you up ♪
483
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,412
♪ And take you into the night ♪
484
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:11,627
♪ And show you a love
like you've never seen ♪
485
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,379
♪ Ever seen ♪
486
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,799
Now go.
Leave this place.
487
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,261
You'll get your supply
of chicken seasoned crackers
488
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,264
and never have
to set foot here again.
489
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:28,268
♪
490
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,438
Hey, Stebe, sorry I got
so upset earlier.
491
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:36,151
Maybe being a bird-brain isn't
the worst thing in the world.
492
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,235
Okay.
493
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,445
That fuckin' place sucked!
494
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,697
Oh, it sure did, pumpkin.
495
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,283
♪ I can't measure my love ♪
496
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:48,664
♪ There's nothing
to compare it to ♪
497
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,084
♪ But I want you to know ♪
498
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,672
♪ If I could fly,
I'd pick you up ♪
499
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,342
♪ I'd take you into the night ♪
500
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:06,181
♪ And show you a love ♪
501
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,183
♪ Oh, if I could fly,
I'd pick you up ♪
502
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,102
♪ I'd take you into the night ♪
503
00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:14,702
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