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When I was a kid,
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my teacher asked,what are the three things
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that I would save from my houseif it were on fire.
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I answered: my sketchbook,
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my AC/DC albumand my cat Groucho.
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I didn't mention my parentsor my sister.
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Of course,most of the other kids did.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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My cat died,
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I lent that AC/DC albumto a guy named Kojo
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and I never saw it again.
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But the sketchbook I kept.
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Cats die.
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Music fades.
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But art is for keeps.
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Hey, guys,
two minutes to drop-off.
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Proceeding as planned.
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Number Three, all good?
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All according to plan.
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I'm in position.
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Computer's online.
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Final approach to target.
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In position in five,
four, three,
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two, one.
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Number One, go, go!
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Open sesame in three, two, one.
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Proceed to step two,
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deactivate the security system.
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Six, one, three.
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Seven minutes and counting.
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There we are.
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Boo.
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That's fucking weird.
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Number Three, come in.
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-Roger.
-The self-portrait isn't here.
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You what?
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I found the three other
Schieles like clockwork,
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but no self-portrait.
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No self-portrait?
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Yeah, I'm in the master bedroom
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and there's another painting
where it should be.
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That's impossible.
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Go check
the video installation room.
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Four minutes and counting.
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I'm in the video
installation room.
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There's no paintings here.
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Are you sure?
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Uh, pretty sure.
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Look again.
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Man, the self-portrait
is not here.
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Where the fuck is it, then?
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How the fuck should I know?
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Maybe he took it with him
to Kazakhstan.
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Of course he didn't take it
to Kazakh-fucking-stan.
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--There's no way
he took it on a business trip.
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What do you want me to do?
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That piece was worth
three million, man.
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Damn it.
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We're out of time.
Take what you got and go.
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Number Three, come in.
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I'm at the door. You hacked in?
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I am in.
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Here's the activation code.
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Are you ready?
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Ready.
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-Three, one,
-One.
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-six, zero,
-Six.
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-seven, two.
-Zero, seven, two.
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Activate.
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Activate.
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Oh, fuck.
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System malfunction.
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What?
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Come on, guys.
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-System malfunction.
-What's happening?
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What's going on?!
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I don't know
what's happening, man.
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-I've lost access! -What
the hell? What's happening?!
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I don't understand!
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Damn it!
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-Oh, goddamn!
-This isn't supposed to happen!
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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...malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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Go back to that main door.
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-Try it now, again.
-System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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It's locked.
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It won't open.
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-System malfunction.
-It won't open!
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Come in, Number Three! Come in!
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I don't know what to do, man.
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System malfunction.
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I'm sorry. You're on your own.
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Come in!
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Over and out.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System mal...
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Come on, baby.
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Ah, here you go. Here you go.
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Come on.
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Huh?
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Fucking heat.
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Come on.
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Hi there.
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How about an egg white omelet
aux fines herbes
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and an avocado
and mint smoothie?
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Only ten percent
of your daily calor...
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Hi there.
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You are low on supplies.
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Consult the smart home
groceries monitor.
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena... ♪
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Hi there. Friendly reminder.
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Do not leave
the fridge door open
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for longer than 20 seconds.
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Come in, Number Three.
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Come in, Number Three.
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Number Three, come in.
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Hi there.
You are low on supplies.
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Consult the smart home
groceries monitor.
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There's some vodka.
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Party time.
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena... ♪
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Number Three, come in.
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Number Three, come in.
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I've got the Pritzker Prize.
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What the fuck have you done?
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Hmm.
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What are you eating? Is...
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Oh, fuck. Ah.
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Oh, there she is.
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There you are.
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Hmm.
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Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, man.
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Cool.
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Oh. Oh.
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Fucking guy has everything
but a can opener.
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Ah, fuck!
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Ah, fuck.
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle ♪
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♪ Alegría y cosa buena ♪
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-Oh, God. -♪ Dale a tu cuerpo
alegría, Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Now, don't you worry
about my boyfriend ♪
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♪ A boy whose name
is Vitorino ♪
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♪ Ha! I don't want him,
couldn't stand him ♪
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♪ He was no good, so I...
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♪ Now, come on,
what was I supposed to do? ♪
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♪ He was out of town
and his two friends ♪
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♪ Were so fine ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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A... S...
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M... I...
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N... E.
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Honey.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh. Oh.
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No.
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No.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Come on, honey.
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Open the door, please.
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Baby.
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Come on, honey.
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Come on!
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey. Hey!
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪
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♪ Now, don't you worry
about my boyfriend ♪
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♪ A boy whose name
is Vitorino ♪
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♪ Ha! I don't want him,
couldn't stand him ♪
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♪ He was no good, so I...
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♪ Now, come on,
what was I supposed to do? ♪
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♪ He was out of town ♪
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♪ And his two friends
were so fine ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena. ♪
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Good evening, everybody. Uh...
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Tonight we're gonna be
preparing a ve... quite simple,
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but quite delicious, uh,
pasta dish.
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Uh, we're going to start out
with some filtered water
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from our favorite source,
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the, uh, little vegetation
area there.
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Okay.
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Now I'm going to the package
of pasta.
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We're gonna take
some of this...
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uh, fusilli pasta,
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pasta de semola di grano duro,
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and, uh, let that soak
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for about,
I don't know, 24 hours.
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Over here,
we've already prepared
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this, uh...
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...rigatoni, I guess it is,
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and, uh, we're gonna see
how it tastes right now.
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Soft, uh, definitely, al dente.
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Uh, it's not bad, it's not bad.
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No.
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Hey, Gladys.
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Looking good.
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Out for a little shopping?
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Ramon.
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¿Qué pasa?
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Hey.
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Looking good.
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Jasmine?
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It's your lunch break.
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Where are you?
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Hey.
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Who's that?
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Funny guy.
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Yeah, friend of yours?
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Oh, f... fuck!
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Uh, okay.
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I see you. I see you.
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I got you. Oh.
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♪ This will pass ♪
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♪ Give me the gas ♪
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♪ Fall on your ass. ♪
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Got ya!
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Olly olly in free.
Everybody's dead.
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Go to Tompkins Square Park
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and look for a guy
named Danny C.
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He's usually near
the basketball courts.
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Usually there
in the late afternoon.
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Tell him...
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that I'm stuck here.
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No one's come.
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Do that for me.
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Nobody here but us pigeons.
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Right? Right?!
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Right?! Right?!
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Fucking self-portrait.
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Oh, fuck!
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What? Wh...
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What the fuck?
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What the...
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"Opposition is
true friendship."
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You.
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Jasmine?
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No. Hey!
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Goddamn!
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01:04:01,777 --> 01:04:04,313
Jasmine!
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Jasmine!
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No!
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Jasmine!
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01:04:25,034 --> 01:04:27,302
Help me!
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01:04:27,336 --> 01:04:29,404
Get me out of here!
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01:04:29,438 --> 01:04:31,406
Help me!
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01:05:50,153 --> 01:05:52,454
This moment.
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All the time.
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01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:58,560
-Hi.
-Welcome.
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01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:02,764
This moment.
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01:06:06,169 --> 01:06:10,472
All... will come after.
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01:06:11,174 --> 01:06:14,610
After this moment...
all will come.
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01:06:14,643 --> 01:06:16,645
Hey.
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01:06:17,446 --> 01:06:19,015
You made it.
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01:06:19,048 --> 01:06:22,051
Great. I'm so glad you're here.
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01:06:22,085 --> 01:06:24,586
Welcome. Welcome.
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01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:27,522
Come, let me get you a drink.
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01:06:28,157 --> 01:06:31,160
So... how's it going?
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01:06:31,194 --> 01:06:33,129
Good, thanks.
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01:06:33,162 --> 01:06:35,430
Really? Oh, that-that's good.
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01:06:35,464 --> 01:06:37,033
That's great.
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01:06:37,066 --> 01:06:38,800
Yeah.
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01:06:38,834 --> 01:06:40,903
Challenging times
we're living through.
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01:06:40,937 --> 01:06:43,106
If you're keeping your head
above water,
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01:06:43,139 --> 01:06:45,108
kudos to you.
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01:06:45,141 --> 01:06:47,676
I like a challenge.
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01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:51,413
What side of the divide
are you on?
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01:06:52,248 --> 01:06:56,052
Is no man an island
or every man an island?
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01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:59,188
I'm an island.
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01:06:59,222 --> 01:07:02,926
But ask me again
after a few cocktails.
308
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:07,629
That is the spirit.
That is the spirit.
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01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:10,866
Have you seen the Schiele?
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01:07:10,899 --> 01:07:14,070
-The self-portrait?
-Yeah, I've seen it.
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01:07:14,103 --> 01:07:15,837
And?
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01:07:15,871 --> 01:07:18,074
What do you think?
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01:07:22,878 --> 01:07:26,648
Look, there is champagne,
cocktails, whatever you like.
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01:07:28,217 --> 01:07:30,786
Make yourself at home.
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01:07:30,819 --> 01:07:32,487
I will.
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01:07:32,521 --> 01:07:33,990
I'll catch you later.
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01:07:34,023 --> 01:07:35,757
Boom.
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01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,003
Let's go, guys.
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01:07:49,272 --> 01:07:52,241
Welcome, everyone,
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01:07:52,275 --> 01:07:55,244
to this exciting private view
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01:07:55,278 --> 01:07:58,948
of a new work by MASBEDO,
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01:07:58,982 --> 01:08:04,120
an artist duo that I love
very, very, very much.
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01:08:04,153 --> 01:08:05,754
Give them an applause.
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01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,026
The puppet,
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01:08:10,059 --> 01:08:11,893
the marionette,
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01:08:11,928 --> 01:08:14,130
long a symbol
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01:08:14,163 --> 01:08:18,600
of the inevitability
of destiny.
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01:08:18,633 --> 01:08:21,536
We are puppets.
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01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:24,706
And the fates, gods,
330
01:08:24,740 --> 01:08:29,644
pull our strings,
determining our actions.
331
01:08:30,346 --> 01:08:32,881
Do we have free will
332
01:08:32,915 --> 01:08:36,019
or are we just puppets
in a show
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01:08:36,052 --> 01:08:39,554
controlled by unseen hands?
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01:10:32,935 --> 01:10:34,270
Ah!
335
01:10:34,303 --> 01:10:36,738
Shit.
336
01:11:27,156 --> 01:11:28,457
It's Monday,
337
01:11:28,491 --> 01:11:31,194
little girl comes homefrom school.
338
01:11:31,227 --> 01:11:32,495
She asks her mother,
339
01:11:32,528 --> 01:11:34,763
"Ma, what are we having
for dinner tonight?"
340
01:11:34,796 --> 01:11:36,731
And her mother says, "Chicken."
341
01:11:36,765 --> 01:11:38,334
She says,
"Oh, Ma, chicken, great!
342
01:11:38,367 --> 01:11:41,204
I love chicken!
I love chicken!"
343
01:11:41,237 --> 01:11:43,506
Tuesday, little girl
comes home from school.
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01:11:43,539 --> 01:11:44,873
She says to her mother,
345
01:11:44,907 --> 01:11:47,376
"Ma, what's for dinner
tonight?"
346
01:11:48,978 --> 01:11:50,479
Mother says, "Chicken."
347
01:11:50,513 --> 01:11:52,881
She says,"Oh, great, I love chicken."
348
01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:57,086
Wednesday, little girlcomes home from school,
349
01:11:57,119 --> 01:11:59,088
and she says,"Ma, what's for dinner?"
350
01:11:59,121 --> 01:12:01,890
Mother says, "Chicken."
351
01:12:01,924 --> 01:12:04,260
Girl says, "Great.
352
01:12:04,293 --> 01:12:06,262
"Oh, chicken, yeah, yeah.
353
01:12:06,295 --> 01:12:07,862
Dinner tonight."
354
01:12:07,896 --> 01:12:10,832
Thursday, little girlcomes home from school,
355
01:12:10,865 --> 01:12:13,336
asks her mother,"What's for dinner tonight?"
356
01:12:13,369 --> 01:12:15,804
Mother says, "Chicken."
357
01:12:15,837 --> 01:12:18,908
Little girl says, "Ah, chicken.
358
01:12:18,941 --> 01:12:21,843
Good, good, yeah, chicken."
359
01:12:21,876 --> 01:12:23,946
Friday, little girlcomes home from school,
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01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:25,982
"Ma, what's for dinnertonight?"
361
01:12:26,015 --> 01:12:28,451
Mother says, "Chicken."
362
01:12:28,484 --> 01:12:30,319
"Chicken.
363
01:12:30,353 --> 01:12:31,921
"It's... O-Okay.
364
01:12:31,954 --> 01:12:33,855
Yeah, chicken, chicken."
365
01:12:33,888 --> 01:12:36,791
Saturday, "Ma,what's for dinner tonight?"
366
01:12:36,825 --> 01:12:39,828
-"Oh."
-Not much meat.
367
01:12:39,861 --> 01:12:41,230
Mother says, "Chicken."
368
01:12:41,264 --> 01:12:44,033
Little girl says,"Ma, chicken again?
369
01:12:44,066 --> 01:12:46,402
"I mean, can't youthink of something else?
370
01:12:46,435 --> 01:12:48,271
I mean, please."
371
01:12:48,304 --> 01:12:50,339
Sunday, "Ma,
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01:12:50,373 --> 01:12:51,941
what's for dinner tonight?"
373
01:12:51,974 --> 01:12:55,177
Mother says, "Chicken."
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01:12:56,312 --> 01:12:58,948
Little girl says,"Ma, what are you doing to me?
375
01:12:58,981 --> 01:13:02,018
Chicken again? Oh, God."
376
01:13:02,051 --> 01:13:04,920
Monday, little girlcomes home from school,
377
01:13:04,954 --> 01:13:08,024
asks her mother,"What's for dinner tonight?"
378
01:13:08,057 --> 01:13:11,427
Mother says, "Chicken."
379
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:13,996
"Oh, I love chicken!Yeah, yeah!
380
01:13:14,030 --> 01:13:15,564
"Chicken, that's my favorite.
381
01:13:15,598 --> 01:13:18,100
Oh, you know howI love chicken."
382
01:13:21,137 --> 01:13:23,139
-Okay, I-I'm maybe not...
-Fuck.
383
01:13:23,172 --> 01:13:26,442
...the best joke teller inthe world, but, uh, you know,
384
01:13:26,475 --> 01:13:27,876
something to pass the time.
385
01:13:27,910 --> 01:13:29,278
You-you get it, right?
386
01:13:29,312 --> 01:13:31,447
I mean, it's a Bulgarian joke,actually.
387
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:35,151
I learned it from, uh,a very beautiful woman.
388
01:13:35,184 --> 01:13:37,920
She had no ideathat she was beautiful.
389
01:13:37,953 --> 01:13:40,022
Uh, she was very funny.
390
01:13:40,056 --> 01:13:42,525
I mean,that was her greatest charm.
391
01:13:47,630 --> 01:13:49,932
And she told me this joke,
392
01:13:49,965 --> 01:13:51,467
and she said, "I warn you.
393
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:52,601
It's a Bulgarian joke."
394
01:13:52,635 --> 01:13:54,437
So this will be a measure
395
01:13:54,470 --> 01:13:57,273
of whether you have theBulgarian sense of humor now.
396
01:13:58,641 --> 01:14:01,876
Clearly, uh, you all don't.
397
01:14:01,911 --> 01:14:03,212
I mean,thank you for listening.
398
01:14:03,245 --> 01:14:04,947
You're a good audience.
399
01:14:04,980 --> 01:14:06,148
You don't heckle me.
400
01:14:06,182 --> 01:14:07,950
There's no problems here.
401
01:14:07,983 --> 01:14:09,452
Helps pass the time.
402
01:14:09,485 --> 01:14:11,487
I mean, this is whatwe're put on this earth for,
403
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,189
to comfort each other
404
01:14:13,222 --> 01:14:16,492
and keep each other companyand pass the time.
405
01:14:38,981 --> 01:14:41,517
She saw...
406
01:14:44,653 --> 01:14:46,888
She saw me.
407
01:14:48,624 --> 01:14:50,593
She saw me.
408
01:14:50,626 --> 01:14:53,129
Saw me.
409
01:14:53,963 --> 01:14:56,165
She looked right up.
410
01:14:57,433 --> 01:14:59,435
She did.
411
01:15:00,736 --> 01:15:04,407
Nothing happened between us.
412
01:15:10,045 --> 01:15:12,648
Maybe.
413
01:15:12,681 --> 01:15:15,017
But when we met,
414
01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:19,155
I had a feeling that life
had taken over.
415
01:15:19,989 --> 01:15:23,325
I loved being in bed with you.
416
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:27,496
I loved waking up next to you.
417
01:15:28,731 --> 01:15:31,467
And I knew you felt the same.
418
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:34,036
This is justmy way to contribute, you know.
419
01:15:34,069 --> 01:15:36,038
Cheers to all of you.
420
01:15:36,071 --> 01:15:38,340
Cheers big ears.
421
01:15:39,442 --> 01:15:42,645
If you didn't like the joke,I'm sorry but fuck you.
422
01:15:42,678 --> 01:15:44,447
I did the best I could,
423
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:48,050
and if you didn't like that,fuck you.
424
01:18:13,395 --> 01:18:15,731
I have no energy.
425
01:18:15,764 --> 01:18:19,568
I have no energy.
I have no energy.
426
01:18:19,602 --> 01:18:21,470
I have no energy.
427
01:18:21,503 --> 01:18:24,340
I have no energy.
I have no energy.
428
01:18:24,373 --> 01:18:26,642
I have no energy. I have...
429
01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:28,611
I'm dying, I'm dying,
430
01:18:28,644 --> 01:18:32,581
I'm dying, I'm dying,
I'm dying, I'm dying.
431
01:18:32,615 --> 01:18:35,184
Hoy. Hoy. Hoy.
432
01:19:17,326 --> 01:19:19,628
I feel you, brother.
433
01:19:22,631 --> 01:19:25,434
I'm gonna set you free.
434
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,782
Oh, God.
435
01:25:41,610 --> 01:25:43,112
That's it.
436
01:28:12,361 --> 01:28:15,097
Fire!
437
01:28:20,069 --> 01:28:21,903
Fire!
438
01:31:52,515 --> 01:31:57,420
"But the following contraries
to these are true:
439
01:31:57,453 --> 01:31:58,687
"One.
440
01:31:58,721 --> 01:32:03,192
"Man has no Body distinct
from his Soul.
441
01:32:04,193 --> 01:32:06,028
"Two.
442
01:32:06,061 --> 01:32:10,032
"Energy is the only life,
443
01:32:10,065 --> 01:32:12,501
"and is from the Body.
444
01:32:13,502 --> 01:32:15,704
"Three.
445
01:32:15,738 --> 01:32:18,707
"Energy...
446
01:32:18,741 --> 01:32:23,078
"is Eternal Delight.
447
01:32:26,649 --> 01:32:29,585
"One thought...
448
01:32:29,618 --> 01:32:32,054
fills immensity."
449
01:32:36,158 --> 01:32:41,063
"Energy is Eternal Delight."
450
01:32:58,514 --> 01:33:03,752
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
451
01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:08,757
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
452
01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:13,496
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
453
01:33:13,529 --> 01:33:19,068
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
454
01:33:19,101 --> 01:33:23,806
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
455
01:33:23,839 --> 01:33:28,377
♪ I'm going to heaven...
hillside. ♪
456
01:33:45,461 --> 01:33:50,666
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
457
01:33:50,699 --> 01:33:53,602
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hills... ♪
458
01:33:55,170 --> 01:33:58,674
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
459
01:33:58,707 --> 01:34:02,478
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
460
01:34:02,511 --> 01:34:06,482
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
461
01:34:06,515 --> 01:34:11,253
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
462
01:34:11,287 --> 01:34:15,424
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
463
01:34:15,457 --> 01:34:19,762
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
464
01:34:19,795 --> 01:34:23,365
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
465
01:34:23,399 --> 01:34:27,403
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
466
01:34:27,436 --> 01:34:31,240
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
467
01:34:31,273 --> 01:34:34,510
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
468
01:34:34,543 --> 01:34:38,414
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
469
01:34:38,447 --> 01:34:42,151
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
470
01:34:42,184 --> 01:34:45,454
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
471
01:34:45,487 --> 01:34:49,358
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
472
01:34:49,391 --> 01:34:51,327
♪ I'm... ♪
473
01:35:25,894 --> 01:35:27,496
When I was a kid,
474
01:35:27,529 --> 01:35:30,499
my teacher asked,what are the three things
475
01:35:30,532 --> 01:35:34,403
I would save from my houseif it were on fire.
476
01:35:35,671 --> 01:35:39,441
I answered: my sketchbook,
477
01:35:39,475 --> 01:35:43,545
my AC/DC albumand my cat Groucho.
478
01:35:45,848 --> 01:35:47,549
My cat died.
479
01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:50,753
I lent that AC/DC albumto a guy named Kojo,
480
01:35:50,786 --> 01:35:53,389
and I never saw it again.
481
01:35:54,223 --> 01:35:56,926
But the sketchbook...
482
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,328
I kept.
483
01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:03,465
Cats die.
484
01:36:03,499 --> 01:36:05,868
Music fades.
485
01:36:05,901 --> 01:36:10,305
But art is for keeps.
486
01:36:11,373 --> 01:36:14,810
As a gesture of thanksfor your hospitality,
487
01:36:14,843 --> 01:36:19,581
I've saved three thingsof yours from destruction.
488
01:36:20,683 --> 01:36:24,186
I lived in your placeonly a short time.
489
01:36:26,022 --> 01:36:29,692
For you, it was a home.
490
01:36:29,725 --> 01:36:31,961
For me, it was a cage.
491
01:36:34,530 --> 01:36:37,366
I'm sorry if I destroyed it...
492
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:41,737
...but maybe it neededto be destroyed.
493
01:36:43,505 --> 01:36:44,707
After all,
494
01:36:44,740 --> 01:36:50,312
there's no creationwithout destruction.
495
01:36:53,049 --> 01:36:58,387
♪ I'm goingto heaven on a hillside ♪
496
01:36:58,420 --> 01:37:03,927
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
497
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:06,029
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
498
01:37:06,062 --> 01:37:08,297
♪ On a hillside ♪
499
01:37:08,330 --> 01:37:10,833
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
500
01:37:10,866 --> 01:37:13,669
♪ On a hillside ♪
501
01:37:13,702 --> 01:37:17,339
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
502
01:37:17,372 --> 01:37:21,044
♪ I'm goingto heaven on a hillside ♪
503
01:37:21,077 --> 01:37:25,547
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
504
01:37:25,581 --> 01:37:27,750
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
505
01:37:27,783 --> 01:37:29,651
♪ On a hillside ♪
506
01:37:29,685 --> 01:37:33,622
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
507
01:37:33,655 --> 01:37:36,658
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
508
01:37:36,692 --> 01:37:38,794
♪ On a hillside... ♪
509
01:39:12,688 --> 01:39:19,862
♪ I jumped in the river
and what did I see? ♪
510
01:39:22,031 --> 01:39:28,837
♪ Black-eyed angels
swam with me ♪
511
01:39:31,107 --> 01:39:39,381
♪ A moon full of stars
and astral cars ♪
512
01:39:40,183 --> 01:39:46,622
♪ All the things
I used to see ♪
513
01:39:49,058 --> 01:39:57,599
♪ All my lovers were there
with me ♪
514
01:39:58,201 --> 01:40:05,741
♪ All my past and futures ♪
515
01:40:06,910 --> 01:40:15,450
♪ And we all went to heaven
in a little rowboat ♪
516
01:40:16,585 --> 01:40:22,891
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
517
01:41:01,264 --> 01:41:10,106
♪ I jumped into the river ♪
518
01:41:10,139 --> 01:41:17,679
♪ Black-eyed angels
swam with me ♪
519
01:41:18,814 --> 01:41:27,789
♪ A moon full of stars
and astral cars ♪
520
01:41:27,823 --> 01:41:34,030
♪ And all the things
I used to see ♪
521
01:41:36,732 --> 01:41:45,807
♪ All my lovers
were there with me ♪
522
01:41:45,841 --> 01:41:54,150
♪ All my past and futures ♪
523
01:41:54,183 --> 01:42:02,992
♪ And we all went to heaven
in a little rowboat ♪
524
01:42:03,026 --> 01:42:11,000
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
525
01:42:12,201 --> 01:42:19,808
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
526
01:42:21,210 --> 01:42:29,318
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt. ♪
527
01:43:40,923 --> 01:43:45,660
"But the followingcontraries to these are true:
528
01:43:47,296 --> 01:43:48,998
"One.
529
01:43:49,031 --> 01:43:54,070
"Man has no Body distinctfrom his Soul.
530
01:43:56,905 --> 01:43:58,840
"Two.
531
01:43:58,874 --> 01:44:04,247
"Energy is the only life,and is from the Body.
532
01:44:09,986 --> 01:44:12,321
"Three.
533
01:44:12,355 --> 01:44:14,723
"Energy...
534
01:44:14,756 --> 01:44:21,197
is Eternal Delight."
535
01:44:53,029 --> 01:44:57,200
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
536
01:44:57,233 --> 01:45:02,071
♪ I'm goingto heaven on a hillside ♪
537
01:45:02,104 --> 01:45:06,943
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
538
01:45:06,976 --> 01:45:12,481
♪ I'm goingto heaven on a hillside ♪
539
01:45:12,515 --> 01:45:17,386
♪ I'm going to heavenon a hillside ♪
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♪ I'm going to heaven...hillside ♪
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