Original subtitles

In the Sign of the Virgin

My dear child! My dear child! I've got good news.

Because of Venus's orbit

the board will send it's best inspector to pay a visit. A Mr. Armand.

It has to be clean everywhere

especially in the kitchen where there...

Tauretta! Tauretta!

What in God's name are you doing to Virgine's rectum!?

My God, that is disgusting. Shame! Shame! Shame on you!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! That was the spot. Well, now you know how a perfect Taurus ought to behave.

That's rude and licentious. Licentious! Go and sit down.

You too. Quick!

The world is a nasty place, Tauretta. What a shame.

You should concentrate on your studies and stop such filthy behavior.

I don't understand how you

could fall for such filthy pleasures

when there is so much purity.

I'll lock you in the basement where you'll read a book in peace you little bottom dweller.

Damn it! Who is it?

A little boarding-school Lolita. I don't understand these young harlots.

It's hard enough to find somebody to "blow the rusty trombone. " Let her in.

C'mon inside. - Could I... uh... get some?

Well, there's "get some" and "get some" It depends...

What do you think we are doing here? Running a child welfare office?

Does the headmistress know what you kids are up to?

It's called democracy on the job? Well God help us.

It's been two weeks. Rufo, where can I get a hairy man with a "big delicious one"?

Couldn't you think of something else?

We only have the barber right now. And he's always busy.

Can I take a peek?

You'll have to be quiet as a little mouse. He doesn't like to be disturbed.

Watch out that you don't catch your thumb.

Shut up, Gine

No you shut up! Old fart!

Shhh!

Tauretta, you whore!

Gine! Gine!

"Nulpolitterorden"

This astrological urban legend

that for hundreds of years has predicted world history and the holy spirit's destiny.

In just a few days we'll be exposed to these powerful astrophysical side effects...

It all has to do with Venus's orbit.

The last time Venus was closest to the earth, in the year 1769

they found some disturbing erotic behavior

among the natives in Tahiti.

All this because of Venus's orbit and its connection to Jupiter.

And... during the upcoming orbit

there will be a new target on earth.

And in the middle of this target is...

"Nulpolitterordens" boarding school for young, beautiful... delinquent girls.

We have to protect these young virgins from the temptations of the universe.

And therefore, we're sending you to the small village Petit-Bois.

I'll do everything I can to stop it, sir.

Our chemist has developed a new kind of hormone preparation

that will reduce any erotic temptations.

Mr. Armand, it's your mission to go to Petit-Bois

and make sure every one of those young virgins gets this hormone preparation

before Venus reaches it's critical position.

I'll do everything in my power, sir.

You're first, my little Napoleon. And you, my darling Josephine.

Now, we'll see what will happen to you in the near future... or hours. Ha ha...

This is very exciting, if I may say so.

It could really fuck up someone.

My wonderful hormone preparation. My lifework.

Nobody will be immune. Even grandpa will get fucked up.

I'll do it.

I'll do it! I'll try this one immediately.

If it works on Miss Troelsen, it'll work on a dead person.

Miss Troelsen!!!

- Yes, professor? - My sweet little Miss Troelsen...

Have I told you about Venus's orbit?

Oh, the professor doesn't have to tell that filthy story again.

That wasn't my intention. I'm so so sorry.

But later today I'll be traveling to the place where I can really investigate

this phenomenon. This orbit.

You shouldn't do that sort of investigation. You should do something more meaningful.

Miss Troelsen. This is terrific.

- Oh dear, I mean scientific. - Yes, as my uncle always said...

I'll try to sell my miracle preparation.

And could you do me a favor? Please?

It should taste really good. If everything

is in order. I've always put a great effort on the...

. . on your... taste buds.

- The professor is always so nice. - It's nothing, please take a seat.

Now you'll see. Here you go, little Miss Troelsen.

Bottoms up. Let it all go down.

Well, little Miss Troelsen, how does it taste?

It...

Ah, it's exquisite!

Yes, I knew it.

I feel very, graceful...

Ah, my little professor! Ah, my little darling!

My little Venus professor. My little professional.

I think I've gone crazy... I think I'm dick crazy...

- Whip it out. Show me your needle dick! - But wait a minute, Miss Troelsen

My darling. My love. Look at this. Come up here.

I need that dick, professor. This is crazy, professor.

Yes, it is.

This is dangerous. Yes, it is.

Give me that cock. Give me that cock. I need to suck your cock, professor.

Get your cock over here, professor.

Remember to turn off the gas, okay?

Your ticket!

- Are you sure you're on the right train? - Petit-Bois, yes.

- Your ticket! - Wooahhahaaa, a hippie!

- Your ticket! - Yes, yes, my ticket...

That's an evil thing you have there.

Oh, it's just a clipper. For the ticket! -Thanks.

One, two, one two... One, two, one two...

Stop fooling around and sit down.

Shh!

Today we will have a visitor. Inspector Armand.

It's a great honor and pleasure for us all.

Mr. Armand isn't just a good astrophysicist.

He's a good teacher. So he's not just someone with time to waste.

I want you all... to show him nothing but respect.

What are you doing with your hands down there?

- It was itching - A real lady doesn't itch...

You've probably already noticed there's a new girl in class today.

Minet, please stand up?

Minet is going to be here, with us, for a long, long time...

She's just a young innocent girl...

And you should treat her like one.

Bye for now.

My dear, excuse me, could you please tell me where I might find a nice cathouse??

Oh, I mean... night cap house... a hotel?

- Should we send him over to Rufo's place? - Sure.

Walk further into town. Ask for Rufo's.

Hotel Rufo's, sounds interesting.

Girls... Allow me to introduce myself... Bomwitz...

Bomwitz!

Please permit me to buy you a little drink.

Yes, we could use a little devil...

Tell me, who are you girls?

We are virgins from the boarding school.

- Virgins? - Virgine.

- Capricornia. - Geminette.

Bomwitz, professor.

- What is that, washing powder? - It's just for my headache.

- I've got a headache, a bad headache... - We all do sometimes...

Stop it... it's for small... mice... I mean, it's for me...

It was...

a wonderful headache... I want to suck...

Geminette, what are you doing? But Geminette, stop... !

I knew it. Help! Help!

My bananas!

Help! Hilfe!

Geminette, stop!

Mooove!

Help! Help!

Wait! Wait!

- Help! - Wait! Wait!

Geminette...

Come.

Wait. Geminette...

Wait, wait for me...

I'll give it to you, just a second...

This is good. Wet, juicy pussy.

Deeper. Go deeper.

Deeper??

Uhh!!

Could you tell me where I'd find a place with a lot of young girls?

A place where there are many young girls.

- Real girls? - Well... young girls.

It's right up there. Ask the fat guy at the door.

Remember to use a rubber hat. Otherwise they refuse...

Rubber hat? Mighty weird.

Is this where I'd find all the lovely young and innocent girls?

Innocent? That's a good one. This is the place alright. Welcome.

Finally.

Over there.

Yes, well I have...

Well. I'm here to take a look at the young girls... and teach them...

. . how to use their skills. Well, as you see, I've got the preparation right here.

Finally the stars have turned towards us.

Wow, that's a good one. You've got to be sent from heaven.

Yes, I'm from the... Shall I... ? Uh!

I don't want to...

We'll baptize you... Slut!

No No No!

C'mon!

No!

Well, whenever you're ready...

... it's just to call... Everyone here is for your pleasure exclusively...

Is there a good mix of Virgins and Lions?

The Lions usually come from the street, and virgins. Is all this crap really necessary?

Yes, to maintain the correct astrological balance.

Well, that's logical. If you just think about it for a moment.

- Oh, and there must be a few Sagittarius as well. - That's a good one...

Sagittarius, yes. To maintain the proper balance. It's right here in the book.

Balance? Nah, we just call it a three-way.

The three-way combination, right. I'm a Virgin. What are you?

I'm sort of a landlord.

But if you mean the other thing I guess I'm a Lion!

Then you're good with Geminis?

Geminis? That was a long time ago.

We'd like to have a pair of those. But they're hard to get these days.

Geminis are very intelligent.

We have to get to work now. I need to see the headmistress.

Could you be good enough to introduce us?

Headmistress? You mean Gine? Wait, I'll get her.

I'll try to find a pair of Virgins.

Should we give this girl a warm and loving welcome?

Eat now! Eat!

C'mon. Drink drink.

Eat.

Drink! Drink! Eat!

Drink! Drink! Eat!

Eat!

Down with it!

Shove them up her pussy.

Put the orange up her ass!

Drink! Drink!

Swallow!

Down with it!

Eat!

- Rip it off! - No!

Rip it off! -No!

Who do you want to do it with? You little whore!

Go ahead, Piscina.

That's enough, Bitch! I'm the one calling the shots around here.

Let me go, you fucking freak!

Hello!

Hello my friend. Shall we take a look at your "stuff"?

The preparations? I was going to save them.

How do you say? Guard one's virtue?

That'll do. Even if it's not "virtue" we hold high in this house.

What do you mean?

You don't get much from just being lazy.

That I realize. I'm a Virgin.

Yes, I can see that. We should be careful then.

Thank you. I'm new to this job.

Up the stairs, down the corridor and you'll find your room. The door is open.

Upstairs, open door, yes.

Yes.

Miss Astra?

No, no, no, no...

You won't fool this one.

Don't bother with the young girls.

What are you doing? Stop that at once.

Spare me all your bullshit. It's much better the old way.

Relax, it'll happen on its own.

Help me out here. Something is stuck.

It wasn't my intention to look at you that way. Either way. No way at all. I'm sorry.

You??

Let go!

What in the name of God is this? I've found a pair of Virgins with nerves of steel.

But this is by far the worst I've seen. Control yourself, and take off your pants!

This goes totally against the board of directors. Against all rules.

There's only one rule. And it's money. Don't forget the payment!

I never heard of any board of directors. This is a private business. Anything else?

- It has to be Venus's orbit. - Venus's orbit?

Get out of here! Your poetry is bullshit. It's enough to make

- an honest man's ears fall off. - What are you saying?

Don't you know what a woman who works in a whorehouse is?

Whorehouse? As in brothel? So this isn't the boarding school?

Boarding School... They're all whores here! They fuck!

That's the craziest thing I've heard. And him... Ha Ha...

Well, and you lived to see it...

No, not that.

I'd give you this much...

They are not Virgins. They're Gemini's. ;)

Hello? Now, after I've gone through all this trouble for you, you're gonna just leave?

Fool!

Go home to your mother, damn it! Gine! Gine! Gine!

Just a minute.

Sorry, I didn't see you.

Never mind. It wasn't your fault.

I didn't see you either. I was thinking of something else. A girl...

- What do you mean? - What do I mean?

- If that's the case. - You're right, it's private.

I'm looking for a place to stay... overnight. Perhaps you know where I'd find a place...

There's a place... Up there. At least they have beds...

Great. Lucky I ran into you.

- Bomwitz. - Never mind.

Hello?

Yeah... What?!

Hello. I'm professor Archibald Bomwitz.

- I'd like a room. - A professor

- Gine! - Sorry, I didn't get that...

Is that one-hour, or just a half?

- I was thinking the entire night. - I'll be damned.

- Gine! - Yeah!

- This gentleman wants a room. - A room here, and a room there.

This place is turning into a god- damned hotel. Does he have any money?

- Quiet. The man here is a professor ;) - If he's a professor, I'm the queen of Denmark.

It's upstairs, my little friend.

Well, thanks.

Certainly.

When do you want the "little lamb" served?

Don't go through all this trouble. I'll just have it by the table.

By the table. What do you think we're running here? We're not that advanced.

Why do you think we have beds? But if you want to do it on the table, a table there is.

No, don't go through all the trouble. I'm just tired from the trip.

Just let me know when "it's" ready to move.

If it's going to.

- I'm Mr. Armand. Is Astra Adele here? - Yes, Astra has been waiting for you.

- Let me. - No thanks. I'll take it myself.

- There's the door. - Thanks.

Talk about a weird hotel.

What a curiosity

Yes...

No, let's take a look at my father's invention.

I think I'll take a bit...

It'll get me going.

"One third of the powder is to be dissolved in water and given to the girls by 5 pm. "

"The rest you put in the city's reservoir... "

God almighty!.

"... put into the city's reservoir by 4 pm. "

That's a few hours from now. I have time...

Mr. Armand? Miss Astra is expecting you.

That's strange.

But it was...

That IS strange.

It's hard to keep track of all these young girls

and protect them from all the world's dangers. The world isn't what it used to be.

- How old are you Mr. Armand? - 28 years, 4 months and 4 days to be exact.

- Then you who are a Virgin - In the seventh house, yes.

I was born on the 22nd of September at 6:06 pm. Caesarean section.

- Caesarean who? - Caesarean section.

I don't know him.

57 degrees 17' N longitude and 3 degrees 37' E latitude...

Let me see...

Then you have a tendency to fall for beautiful women.

More than just Virgins.

- Do I? - You certainly do.

- Shame on you! - Yes.

C'mon get it up!

C'mon, c'mon.

uhhh?

Here, here are three lovely young Virgins.

For some odd reason we have lots of them...

And here sits our only Libra, Magdelene.

- And here, our little Maritza. - Minet.

Sorry, Minet.

That's enough.

Here is our only Taurus.

Don't you want to find out about the girls' knowledge?

- Yes, please. - Splendid.

- Can I begin, Mr. Armand? - Please do.

Can you tell me how planet Mars affects the Pisces?

... generosity

And energetic under the influence!

And when Taurus and Sagittarius merge together with the Virgin...

It creates... . harmony.

But what about a Gemini with a Virgin?

What, Mr. Armand?

No!

Shame on you - you little devil! We'll get it out of you!

Please, cover yourself. And sit down. And then I... .

I'll throw you down in the cellar. Where you can sit in the dark and read a book.

- You have to excuse me... - It's nothing.

That's what you think! Shame on you!

You, you'll end up in the cellar.

There are rats and mice. Spiders and cock... cockroaches...

Under the rock there's a key. A key that opens the gate, which leads out to the back.

And all the way up to the brothel.

Let her rot in the basement, and learn her lesson. That little tramp!

Miss Astra, wasn't that a little harsh?

When they don't obey, it has to sting a little.

They're nice and beautiful young girls.

However, I think the board of directors has good reason to be happy.

You haven't told me the reason for your little visit.

No, and that's just what I was thinking about.

Venus's closest point to Earth in her orbit, which starts today...

Yes, I've read about Tahiti in 1796. That was horrible. Horrible!

- And a second coming must be stopped. - We have to keep an eye on the girls.

The board of directors came up with a brilliant idea.

I've got a hormone preparation that'll reduce sexual desires.

- Sexual desires, how do we know it works? - It was tested on mice.

- Mice? - Yes, isn't it nice?

It'll reduce the fu'... intercourse... mating, pairing. . uhhh... The copulation...

That's unbelievable. They can invent anything these days.

You just add it to water.

I have an idea. Lets gather up all the girls, and then pour this liquid mix on them...

Let's not forget the one in the basement. I think she was susceptible to...

- The astrophysical side effects. - Yes, that's right.

Do you want a glass of water? Sorry, I'm such a fool.

I meant port.

No thanks, Miss Astra. I have a little errand I have to run.

Wake up! Listen to me... Wake up!

Wake up!

And you I've been carrying around since you were just a kid.

That was a strange dream.

Time. Time. I've got to hurry.

I've got to have everything prepared in detail.

But I can't understand what's wrong with this darned powder.

This devil's powder.

It seemed to make Miss Troelsen happy.

Hmm...

Does she know how to behave properly now?

Well, wash up and go to your room.

Bumme-lumme-lum...

Bumme-lumme-lumme-lum... Daddy's little favorite...

Bumme-lumme-lumme-lum...

2 degrees north and 4 degrees west... I'm the sugar daddy that knows best...

Bumme-lumme-lumme-lum...

And the hours fly by... God, the moment we've all been waiting for is almost here.

The closest Venus has come in years. Bumme-lumme-lumme-lum...

"During this period you must earn the people's trust. "

"And be prepared to face many peculiar events. "

"But don't let them distract you... "

"These events are only there to distract you. "

"Focus on your mission. "

"If you act quickly, you'll earn great respect. "

"If you act quickly. "

Venus's orbit. Quick, yes.

Well girls, we're now ready to feast on bread and soup.

Pass it along. Good. Yes, see. There you go...

Stop fooling around with the pottery.

You're not clean behind your ears. Look under your nails. Clean them.

Fix your hair!

Mr. Armand!

Yes, you're right. Good point. -No wine until after the soup.

- Tauretta and Capricornia, water. - Yes, because of Venus.

Because of Venus, sure, water. .

There you go, Mr. Armand. You sit here.

You serve the soup, and you others pour the water. There you go.

Has everybody got soup?

Has everybody got water?

- Is one pitcher enough? - Yes.

Then, cheers everybody. Bottoms up.

I'll count to three. One... Two... Three...

I think I have to go up to my room.

Mr. d'Artagnan.

I think it's for the best.

Can I have a little more water?

Please...

No!

That's enough!

What the fuck is happening here?

These girls are all out of control.

It's the Venus orbit. Damned thanks to the astrophysicists.

Down in the cellar. All of you!

Everybody! To the brothel. To the brothel.

First, one with the powder stuff, then a damned professor. And now all of skid row.

Not here. We don't have any.

Stop! - Gine!

Are you all crazy!?

Gine! Gine! Gine, for fuck's sake!

Gine! Gine!

Gine! Gine!

What? What is it?

Help! Help! Help!

My, oh my. You can't catch me. And you'll never have my powder either!

Help. They got me! Help!

Help! Water! Help! Water!

Help, help!

Just a second. Wait, wait... There's something rotten in Denmark.

No... Ho-ho-ho!

What is that?

Yes, take it easy. One at a time...

This is against all regulations.

Venus's orbit. To hell with it. I'll give you a Venus massage.

No!

Where are they? Where are they?

In the cellar. No, in the brothel.

Cellar. Brothel. Ah, that's the Venus orbit!

I have to go there and get a Venus massage. I'm going out of my mind.

Where are my young darlings?

At my age, and going to a brothel. That's terrible.

- Minot... - Easy, my darling Minet.

Minot, I can't take it anymore. Ahh, I'm losing it.

- Are you wearing panties? - No, Minot. I have nothing on underneath.

Are you ever wet, my lover!

Touch yourself, you dirty, dirty girl.

Squeeze harder. Harder.

Darling, that's my tongue. My tongue. My tongue in your red-hot little snatch.

My tongue licking your pussy juice.

I'm eating your tasty pussy.

Taste your finger. Ahh Minet.

Your breasts. I'd like to feel their warmth.

Feel them. Let your hand play with them.

Minet, oh your pussy.

Squeeze me up against your young hairy pussy.

It's pouring juice, my darling. I love your pussy. I'd live just for pussy.

You're fumbling.

Your hot fingers are burning! I'm burning!

I'm burning. I'm burning. Faster, faster, faster, you little fuck!

Ahh, I'm going to come, I'm going to come...

I love it.

Ah, more. . More...

Oh, no, no...

More. More.

No. No. I'm going to come.

AAAARRRGGG... AAHHHH!

Gine! Gine!

Look what they're doing to my brothel.

- You'd think this was a whorehouse. - Yes, we have to do something.

- Do something! - We have to get the mayor!

- He's up there. - Yes, with the barber.

- C'mon, Gine! - Do something.

Gine, Gine, Gine...

Gine, Gine, Gine...

Look. Look what I have on top of my dick!

Are you getting any?

More. Yes. C'mon!

Badabing, badabing, badabing!

That's how it should be done. Grab the other one, too.

That's what I call a Venus massage.

Please, let me get it up big time!

Do you want to see daddy's big one?

Oh no. Oh no. This is completely insane!

Armand! Armand!

Oh yes. I'm going to fuck all of you sweet little virgins.

Whatcha think you're getting now, Geminette? Badabing, badabing, badabing!

It's terrible!

Oh no. I can't. Oops, there it came.

Stop fooling around.

Enough is enough. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

- Everybody out! - Armand! Armand! d'Artagnan!

Get out of here, you filthy little whores! Out!

Armand! Mr. Armand!

I can't. I can't.

Gine! Gine!

Powder! The powder in the reservoir.

That's our only solution. We have to get to the reservoir.

To the reservoir!

Class!

Shame on you!