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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,138 I'm sorry. 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,074 -I can't. -Oh, no, I'm sorry. 3 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,542 -I shouldn't have tried to kiss you... -No, no. 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:09,977 Don't be sorry. I'm sorry. 5 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,245 You shouldn't be sorry. 6 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,546 Well, neither one of us should be sorry. 7 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,680 You're right. 8 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,015 BOTH: Sorry. 9 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,351 It's just... we were having a good time, 10 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,353 and I thought you were looking at my mouth, 11 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,088 but maybe that's 'cause these two teeth are fake. 12 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,223 When I was ten, Donna Grasley pushed me off the swings 13 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,525 'cause I tried to kiss her, 14 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,093 and I am starting to see a pattern here. 15 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:28,295 No, don't feel bad. Uh, we were having a moment. 16 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,863 You know, the lights, the music. 17 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,565 I've got a little smoky eye thing going on. 18 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:32,866 I did a YouTube tutorial. 19 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,836 But Max is my boyfriend. I... 20 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,271 I know. 21 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,273 Please don't tell him about this. 22 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,508 Oh, Zoey, I-I have to tell him. 23 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,710 We don't keep things like this from each other. 24 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:44,945 But this is important. 25 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,446 He doesn't know I'm gay. 26 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,881 Oh. 27 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,117 Oh, I didn't know you were gay, either. 28 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,385 Though you did kiss me. 29 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,287 Sometimes I worry I'd be a terrible detective. 30 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,455 I don't tell people I work with. 31 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,557 I've barely told anyone. 32 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,325 Just a couple of close friends and a lady I met 33 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,328 on the plane once, but that was 'cause she looked like Tina Fey. 34 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,496 You get it. 35 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,997 Max won't say anything. 36 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,232 You can trust us. 37 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,333 I can't risk it, Kat. 38 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,835 No one is buying a country album 39 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,536 about how much I want to hook up with Tina Fey. 40 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,705 Okay, okay. 41 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:15,576 Glasses, super smart, lovable goofball. 42 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,211 Girl's got a type. 43 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,613 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 44 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,116 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 45 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,954 "You plus me times forever equals us"? 46 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,622 "You're a-meow-zing"? 47 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,524 (sighs) Snowball. 48 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,192 You have no idea. 49 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,598 -Oh, hey. -Hey, hey. 50 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,899 Shh, go back night night. 51 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,467 -Ah. (chuckles) -Shh, night night. 52 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,102 I was trying to stay up to see you, but I think 53 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,238 -doing all that math made me tired. -(chuckles) 54 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,839 It's really cute, thank you. 55 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,009 I'll explain tomorrow why this equation is a total disaster. 56 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:51,545 (chuckles) How was karaoke? 57 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,113 Oh, it was really fun. 58 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,882 -Yeah, did all my faves. -Mm. 59 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,317 Vanilla Ice, Bon Jovi, a little Katy Perry. 60 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,720 -"I Kissed a Girl"? -I did not... 61 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,989 ...sing that song. 62 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,924 I'm sorry we fought earlier. 63 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,659 I should have just joined you guys. 64 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,960 I'm glad that you and Zoey 65 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,595 are getting to know each other, though. 66 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,697 Oh, I-I wouldn't say we're getting to know each other. 67 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,299 Like, what's her favorite color? 68 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,834 You know, what's her birth stone? 69 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,335 What's her middle name? It could be anything. 70 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,905 You know, like Ginger, Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell. 71 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,972 I don't know. 72 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,908 Well, we're both up. 73 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:25,279 Maybe you plus me equals sexy time? 74 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,447 Max, I-I need to tell you something. 75 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,982 Okay. 76 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,317 I-I've been going back and forth 77 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,852 about whether I should even say anything, 78 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,188 But I-I just... I think I have to. 79 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,722 Um... 80 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,726 Earlier tonight, I... 81 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:44,765 ...got us both Taco Bell and I ate yours in the car. 82 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,135 Wow. 83 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,538 One question. 84 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,575 Did you do it just to hurt me? 85 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,145 (laughs) 86 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,851 Here you go. 87 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,687 One sugar-free vanilla nonfat latte. 88 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,656 Uh, I ordered a chocolate peanut butter smoothie and a muffin. 89 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:13,460 I know, but your wife and your arteries will thank me. 90 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,629 No, no, no. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 91 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,897 Uh, let me get you that muffin. 92 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,166 No, no. She's right. 93 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:24,304 Mother, I told you-- no body shaming the customers 94 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,772 or the cats. 95 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,242 You're not fat, you're fluffy. 96 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:32,546 So, have we finally decided on a color for the cabinets? 97 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,815 Green is very trendy right now. 98 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,718 It's the Brazilian butt lift of paint. 99 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,854 Are we worried that green is gonna make us crave pizza? 100 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,322 -What? -Here we go again. 101 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,424 Green? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 102 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,494 Pizza? I can't believe I had to explain that. 103 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,729 What about blue? 104 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,097 Are you kidding me? 105 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,533 I said blue two weeks ago and you loved it at first, 106 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,501 but then you said your favorite shirt was blue 107 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,603 and it makes you happy every time you wear it, 108 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,605 so if your kitchen was blue, you would always be happy, 109 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,574 which means when you wore your favorite shirt 110 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,242 it wouldn't mean anything. 111 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,012 Yeah, I can't do that to Shirty. 112 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,580 Well, I can't do this anymore. 113 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,849 Go to the store and buy the butt green paint. 114 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,551 And by the way, Shirty makes you look fat. 115 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:13,287 (gasps) Well, now the cabinets can be any color 116 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,656 'cause I'll never be happy again. 117 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,992 Hey, can I talk to you all a second? 118 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,527 -I'm working. -Oh, my break's over. 119 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,828 Someone kissed me. 120 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,197 -I've got time. -Ooh, spill that tea. 121 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,733 I've been sworn to secrecy, so I can't reveal any identities, 122 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,571 but rest assured, this kiss was illicit and forbidden. 123 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,206 And imaginary? 124 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,441 Oh, trust me, she was real. (gasps) 125 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,743 He was re... They were real. 126 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,645 No, I made it up. I lie for attention. 127 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,614 I knew it. You're a lesbian. 128 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,882 I wish your father was alive 129 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,451 so I could tell him "I told you so." 130 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,520 Mother, I'm not gay. 131 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,521 Oh, really? 132 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,122 Well, your shoes tell a different story. 133 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:53,060 The question is should I tell Max about it? 134 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,796 Depends on the kiss. Did you linger? 135 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,632 Technically, how long is lingering? 136 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,868 -She lingered. -Yeah, she did. 137 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,936 I don't have feelings for this person, 138 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:03,804 so do I tell Max? 139 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,073 I don't think you need to tell him. 140 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,708 No harm, no foul. 141 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,477 Although if I kissed a woman, I would definitely tell Carter. 142 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,079 I would never have to get him another birthday present 143 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,047 for the rest of his life. 144 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,818 What up, YouTube? 145 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,954 This is your girl Randi with another episode of Hot Lots. 146 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,322 I gave Carter the day off 147 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,324 because while he can't make any decisions, 148 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:27,227 I am this close to making a big one. 149 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,762 Plus, he got upset when he realized 150 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,997 the stripping we're doing today 151 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,299 is just taking off this paneling. 152 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,234 I was equally disappointed. 153 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,837 Apparently, I waxed for nothing. 154 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,472 (chuckles) Okay, now I'm gonna wedge 155 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:42,176 my handy-dandy pry bar in here, and... 156 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,547 Voilà! 157 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,982 Uh, all right, I s-I said... 158 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,852 I said... 159 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,453 voilà! 160 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,989 Maybe if we do the other kind of stripping 161 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,825 a man will show up and help. 162 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:02,029 J-Just turn off the damn camera. 163 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,506 See? See how easy that was? 164 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,074 (panting) 165 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,176 Now, this is the type of thing you can do yourself 166 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:19,213 so there's no reason to, um... 167 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,882 ...pay anybody. 168 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,985 Uh-oh. Instead of taking videos, 169 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,222 it seems I took three photos of you. 170 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,224 Are you serious right now? 171 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,793 Yes, and they are not good. 172 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,095 Oh, I'm so sick of this stupid project! 173 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,798 What makes me think that we could build our own condo? 174 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,235 I don't even like building my own Grand Slam at Denny's. 175 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,369 Just give me the original. 176 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,105 Eggs, bacon, sausage and coffee, 177 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:48,942 just like my mama, 'cause she cold and Black. 178 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,412 Okay, I got the video working, but now it's me. 179 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,882 Hello, beautiful. 180 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,683 Wait. 181 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,186 What? 182 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,153 Oh. 183 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,223 It's, like, a weird little room. 184 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,727 Okay. Please, God, no bodies. 185 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,062 No bodies, no bodies. 186 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,532 Ooh, delightful. 187 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:15,702 Oh, this is where you can hang the sex swing. 188 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,640 Oops, I just spoiled your wedding gift. 189 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,682 ♪ And the night will burn ♪ 190 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,251 ♪ Like a fire ♪ 191 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,488 ♪ But our love will last ♪ 192 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,123 ♪ Like a... ♪ 193 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,595 ♪ COVID denier. ♪ 194 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,031 Will you help me out here? 195 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,835 Sweet Rosie O'Donnell, what is she doing here? 196 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,137 Aah! Hot! Hot! 197 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,005 Kat? 198 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,208 'Sup? 199 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,043 -Are you okay? -Yeah, totally. 200 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,145 I was just, uh, doing the, uh, 201 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,515 "fall down the stairs with hot coffee challenge" to end racism. 202 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,885 Okay. Do you want a towel or a clean T-shirt? 203 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,254 -Maybe an MRI? -No, I'm-I'm good. 204 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,289 Hello, Zoey. (chuckles) 205 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,557 Hi. 206 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,125 Thank you. 207 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,261 So, how's-how's it going here? 208 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,330 Doing your-your writing thang? 209 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,066 Singing your songs, rocking and rolling, 210 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,134 jingling and jangling, riffing and raffing? 211 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:24,004 (short chuckle) Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought. 212 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,806 Uh, today's been a grind. 213 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,909 Yeah, maybe we should just call it. 214 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,743 I can't focus. 215 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,179 Oh, no, I think I'm distracting her. 216 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:36,116 This coffee has made my shirt cling in all the right places. 217 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,851 Oh, okay. Yeah, we can... 218 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,253 I guess we can just pick it up tomorrow. 219 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,822 -Great, see you. -(chuckles) 220 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,590 See you. 221 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,726 May the road rise to... 222 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,594 -(door closes) -meet your feet. 223 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,630 Did Zoey seem weird to you? 224 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,031 No. Not at all. 225 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,466 Not at all, but, you know, look who you're asking-- 226 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,369 a 41-year-old who owns a cat café. 227 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,504 Lovable goofball. 228 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,039 I don't know. 229 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,375 She barely said a word to me all morning. 230 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:03,043 God, I hope I didn't offend her. 231 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,280 I don't mean to look down her shirt, I'm just tall. 232 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,215 Max, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing. 233 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,783 It doesn't feel like nothing. 234 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,419 It feels like she doesn't like me 235 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,121 or she doesn't think I'm talented, or... 236 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,390 God, I just wish I knew what I did. 237 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,558 Maybe I'll text her. 238 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,693 Max, i-it's not you. 239 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,596 Last night... 240 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,732 ...Zoey and I kissed. 241 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:28,435 What? 242 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:30,871 I know, and I wanted to tell you right when it happened, 243 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:31,839 but she's not out. 244 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,941 That's why she's been so freaking weird. 245 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,577 I'm-I'm sorry. We had just sung "Teenage Dream," 246 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,111 and you know what that's like. 247 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,413 How could you do that? 248 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,782 You know how important this is to me. God, Kat. 249 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:45,018 -Well, give me a second to explain. -I got to go fix this. 250 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,653 Max, I... 251 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,392 For legal reasons, Fox has asked me to tell you 252 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,994 not to attempt the "fall down the stairs 253 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096 with hot coffee challenge." 254 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,266 -WOMAN (over phone): Breathe in. -(inhales deeply) 255 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,868 -Breathe out. -(exhales) 256 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,804 Welcome to the Bad Bitch Relaxation App, 257 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,206 where we'll help you feel okurrr! 258 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,242 Ooh, yeah, I know that's right. 259 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,544 Skrrt, skrrt! (laughs) 260 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,813 (phone vibrates) 261 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,581 Hey, babe. How was the paint store? 262 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,351 Well, I got to thinking. 263 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,987 Are we really green cabinet people? 264 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:20,954 I thought so. 265 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,724 Well, I thought so, too, until Keith weighed in. 266 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,993 I-Is Keith the paint guy? 267 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:26,994 No, that's Roger. 268 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,996 Keith was in the parking lot selling candy bars. 269 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,265 He's the one who convinced me to go back inside. 270 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,233 Can you come down to the garage 271 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,468 and help me bring up all these samples? 272 00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,503 Samples? I thought we agreed that we... 273 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,639 I know, but I got 12 that I really like, 274 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,940 eight I think you'll like, 275 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,709 and four more that Keith said matched my aura. 276 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,212 I'm magenta dominant. 277 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,217 Lord, you cannot kill your fiancé, 278 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,319 you are too hot for prison. 279 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,722 I-I'm not at home. I had to go back to work. 280 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,723 Why? 281 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,860 Because Kat got stuck in the pastry case. 282 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,029 Yeah, I told her that she couldn't fit, 283 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,097 and boy, did she prove me wrong. (chuckles) 284 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,033 So now we're waiting for the fire department. 285 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,801 Ooh, ooh, that's them now. 286 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,137 (imitates siren) I got to go. 287 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,212 Ooh! 288 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,014 What am I doing? This is crazy. 289 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,621 All right, quitting time. 290 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,457 Uh, in a half hour, but sure. 291 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,659 Don't forget, I got here late this morning, 292 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,795 so it all evens out. 293 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,797 Well, did you at least empty the garbage? 294 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,233 -Nah. -Did you clean the litter boxes? 295 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,868 -No. -Okay, well, did you... 296 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,270 I'm gonna stop you right there. I didn't. 297 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,241 Hey, where have you been? I've been texting you. 298 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,976 Zoey doesn't want to work with me anymore. 299 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,310 What? Why? 300 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,212 Yeah, because of what happened with you two. 301 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,780 Hold up. 302 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,582 Zoey's the person who kissed you? 303 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,351 I thought you were leaving. 304 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,020 Are you kidding? I got half an hour left. 305 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,625 You know how much I needed this thing with Zoey. 306 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,961 Do you get how bad it looks that she's dumping me like this? 307 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,430 My manager is freaking out. He could drop me. 308 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,100 Okay, well, you're acting like I did this on purpose. 309 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,268 It doesn't matter! 310 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,569 You spend one night with Zoey 311 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,204 and you screw everything up. 312 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,472 Hey, I was only out with her 313 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,940 'cause you barely have time for me anymore. 314 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,109 Do you even care about my feelings here? 315 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,479 (scoffs) I have bigger problems than your feelings. 316 00:12:25,546 --> 00:12:29,249 I am over 40 in a business where 25 is old. 317 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,951 -This may have been my last shot. -All right, 318 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,954 -come on, Max, I... -Just do me a favor-- 319 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,589 stay out of my career. 320 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,628 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 321 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,063 Is there anything I can do? 322 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,131 I don't think so. 323 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,300 All right, quitting time. 324 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,908 WOMAN (over phone): Now it's time for a check-in 325 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,411 with your fine-ass self, okurrr? 326 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,413 Repeat after me. 327 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,649 -I am beautiful. -I am beautiful. 328 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,552 I am done messing with SoundCloud rappers. 329 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,722 Damn, girl, where were you when I was 24? 330 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,457 -(phone chimes) -Oh. 331 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,226 All right, I'm gonna go get my phone charger 332 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,261 and see if the printer is done with my picture of Barack. 333 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,663 The one in the tan suit. You know what's up. 334 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,866 -(laughs) -CARTER: Hey, Randi? 335 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,568 I got a bunch of tile for us to look at. 336 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,036 Then again... 337 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,108 She must have left for work already. 338 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:31,745 If Randi was my girl, she'd never have to work. 339 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,113 Like you could support a woman. 340 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,049 Man, you're so broke, your Venmo says "Ven-no." 341 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,385 All I said was "if." 342 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,920 You're mean. 343 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,788 Hey, let's go. 344 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,524 It's only a matter of time before the customers realize 345 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,292 we locked them in the bar. 346 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,963 "Randi, you know you too good for Carter." 347 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,598 Ooh, Drake, I know. 348 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,434 -(door closes) -Mm. 349 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,072 Oh, no. 350 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,776 Hello? Hello? 351 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,379 Oh, damn. 352 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,248 Well, at least I'm stuck here with you. 353 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,017 (chuckles) 354 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,053 This is not okurrr. 355 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,424 -Nope. -Look, 356 00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:18,725 I-I know you're mad. 357 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,327 Please let me try and make this right. 358 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:21,695 I don't want to talk to you. 359 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,564 Well, just hear me out. 360 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,533 Also, try not to look at my feet. 361 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,769 I know these shoes are as irresistible 362 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:30,437 as they are affordably comfortable. 363 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,906 I think you're confusing gay women's shoes 364 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,075 with old people shoes. 365 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,978 Make it fast. 366 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,681 Well, first of all, no one blames you for kissing me. 367 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,382 It's these damn lips. 368 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,851 I was actually awarded Most Kissable 369 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:47,120 at Jewish magic camp, Camp Ezra Cadabra. 370 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,823 Do you think this is funny? 371 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,892 'Cause I couldn't sleep last night. 372 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,827 I haven't been in Louisville a minute, 373 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,596 and now two people I barely know 374 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:59,700 and clearly can't trust could out me and kill my career. 375 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,235 We're not gonna out you. 376 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,071 A-And also, people are so much more accepting these days. 377 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,641 Really? Name three country music stars that are out. 378 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,077 Uh... Brandi Carlisle, 379 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,913 that guy from Brothers Osborne, 380 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,983 um, and the cowboy from the Village People. 381 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,951 I'm pretty sure he's out. 382 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,253 Exactly. 383 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,088 And I know I shouldn't have kissed you, 384 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,589 you have a boyfriend, 385 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,558 but when you spend your whole life hiding who you are, 386 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,461 at some point you're gonna make an incredibly stupid mistake. 387 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:31,865 Well, I... I wouldn't say incredibly stupid. 388 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,103 Please, Zoey, don't let what happened between us 389 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,338 mess things up for you and Max. 390 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,641 You have no idea what you're talking about. 391 00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:43,877 You can give this business everything you got, 392 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,612 and it's still probably not gonna happen. 393 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:49,082 Why the hell would I make it harder on myself? 394 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,652 Okay, you're right. 395 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:55,055 And I will never know what it's like to not feel safe 396 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,791 sharing who I am with the world. 397 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:03,197 But wouldn't it be nice for you to work with one person 398 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,533 who you know accepts you for who you are? 399 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,038 Just promise me you'll think about it. 400 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,643 And also, wouldn't it be fun to occasionally 401 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:20,214 crush it at karaoke with a certain Tina Fey look-alike? 402 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,550 (vocalizes "U Can't Touch This") 403 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,153 -Stop. -♪ Hammer time. ♪ 404 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,359 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 405 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,061 ♪ Poison ♪ 406 00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,163 -♪ Poison ♪ -Carter?! 407 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,898 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ 408 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,968 ♪ That girl is poison... ♪ 409 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,136 Carter! Carter! 410 00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:46,507 -Randi? -Yes. It's me. 411 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:50,344 Are you a ghost? Have you been a ghost this whole time? 412 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,880 Oh, I knew you were too hot for me. 413 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:56,550 I'm stuck in a crawl space behind the wall. 414 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,819 -What? Where? -Over here. 415 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,321 Something's blocking me in. 416 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,024 Oh, damn. 417 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,961 I got you, baby. 418 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,296 (straining) 419 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,031 Oh, thank God. 420 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,866 Oh, what's this? 421 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,036 Oh, you got a secret clubhouse? 422 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,305 Aw, hell no, they get to be in the club? 423 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,941 This is why my printer's out of ink? 424 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:23,210 When I was taking the paneling off the wall, 425 00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:24,411 I found this little room, 426 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,113 and I made into a secret hideaway. 427 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,414 Why didn't you tell me about it? 428 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,816 Because I was hiding away from you. 429 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,585 Me? I'm adorable. 430 00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,520 Remember when I thought you were a ghost? 431 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,424 I love you, but this renovation is driving me crazy. 432 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,560 It's taking forever and you keep changing your mind 433 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,861 about every damn thing. 434 00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,629 I just want to make our place perfect. 435 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:43,897 Baby, I'm marrying you, 436 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,333 obviously I don't care about perfect. 437 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,535 Look, even if we're not sure about something, 438 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,938 it's okay, we can always change it later. 439 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,372 That's true. 440 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,942 You know, there is one thing that I'm sure about. 441 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,612 It's that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 442 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,547 Aw. Me too, baby. 443 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:01,615 -(chuckles) -Just you, 444 00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:04,952 me and the blue cabinets I originally wanted. 445 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,119 Whatever you want. 446 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,221 Although green is... 447 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,290 -I said blue! -Okay. 448 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,001 -Hey. -Hey. 449 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,736 I got you a Mexican pizza. 450 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,972 And I know you don't allow flowers 451 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,540 because they are poisonous to cats, 452 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,343 but, uh, I just wanted to get you something that says, 453 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,012 "I'm sorry that I was such a jackass." 454 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,485 No cats were harmed in the making of this apology. 455 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,853 (Max chuckles) 456 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,389 Zoey wants to work with me again. 457 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,657 That's great. 458 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:47,661 And I know it's because you went to see her, so thank you. 459 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:49,730 Max, come sit down. 460 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,533 Uh-oh, who'd you kiss now? 461 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,535 (both chuckle) 462 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,337 Are you okay? 463 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,406 Not really. 464 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,309 When you found out about me and Zoey, 465 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,545 the first thing you did was run after her. 466 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,213 Kind of felt like 467 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,715 all you cared about was your career. 468 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,817 -That's not true. -Really? 469 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,587 'Cause you still haven't asked me about it. 470 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,990 Like, did it mean anything? Is it gonna happen again? 471 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,659 Did I like it? 472 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,162 The answers: no, no, kind of. 473 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,731 Again, jackass. (chuckles) 474 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,602 That's why there's $38 worth of flowers in the hallway. 475 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,003 No, I-I get it. 476 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,472 Like, you're happy that things worked out, but... 477 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:35,309 if Zoey didn't agree to work with you again, 478 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,544 would you still be bringing me flowers? 479 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,680 But it did work out, 480 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,481 so what's the problem? 481 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,318 I've just been thinking about what you said about your career, 482 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,054 you know, and, like... how you don't really 483 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,889 -have time for my feelings. -All right, 484 00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:51,291 I... I got my priorities messed up. 485 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,760 Okay? From now on, I am always 486 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,095 -gonna put you first. -Right, 487 00:19:55,162 --> 00:19:56,930 but if you do and things don't work out, 488 00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:59,099 I kind of feel like you're gonna blame me. 489 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,200 I would never do that. 490 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,201 No, but that's literally 491 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,703 what you did yesterday. 492 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,939 I know, and I said I'm sorry. 493 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,441 I... What... 494 00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:10,277 What else do you want me to do to fix this? 495 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,683 I think that we should break up. 496 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,685 What? 497 00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:21,288 Yeah. 498 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,625 Kat. Come on. 499 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,093 This is insane. 500 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,195 No, it-it's really not. 501 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,001 So, what, your mind is just made up? 502 00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:37,237 You're not even gonna talk about this? 503 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,505 This is me talking about it, 504 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,507 and I'm just telling you that I've decided 505 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,776 that this is what's best for both of us. 506 00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:45,078 W... Oh, wow. I'm so... I'm so glad 507 00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:48,382 that you have figured out what is best for me. 508 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,449 Thank you so much. 509 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,652 -Okay, Max, you don't have... -Whatever. 510 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,858 (door opens) 511 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,294 This is what's best for me. 512 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,897 ("Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe playing) 513 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:08,068 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 514 00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,439 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ 515 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,542 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 516 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,177 ♪ Poison ♪ 517 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,582 ♪ If I were you ♪ 518 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,951 ♪ I'd take precaution ♪ 519 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,820 ♪ Before I start to meet a fly girl ♪ 520 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:31,758 ♪ You know, 'cause in some portions. ♪ 521 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:34,328 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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