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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry, ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, or surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 5]

Based on previous data, I have further refined the classification. [Analyzing Memory Bank]

- President Fang, which one do you want to see first? - Romantic relationships.

The women you've forgotten this time include Mary, whom you met at the investment reception. [Mary, 24, international model]

She only met you once, but she goes around claiming you are her good brother.

This is Sunny, a D-list celebrity who sends you swimwear selfies all day long. [Sunny, 22, idol]

She's been blocked ever since.

This is Lovery. She pays to get on shows and publicize your relationship with her. [Lovery, 23, actress]

That's it for now.

All of them have ulterior motives. You're better off live without them.

Anybody else?

Are these not enough?

What about working relationships?

At work, you forgot about Director Chen. [Working relationship]

Next is Director Wang in the middle.

On the right is Director Li.

Are you sure you're not hiding anything from me?

President Fang, I have been honest to you. You know that.

What about Chai Xiaoqi?

So you found out?

I didn't mean to leak the perfume idea.

It's because General Manager Zhou was making those sarcastic comments.

I got upset and let it slip.

So,

are you telling me that you were the one who leaked the information but not Chai Xiaoqi?

You weren’t asking about the news leak incident?

I should have kept my mouth shout.

What did you just say?

I said I should have told you sooner.

My image of being a loyal assistant has completely ruined.

I will deduct your year-end bonus for the next three years.

President Fang, I haven't even worked for that long.

President Fang, what exactly do you want to ask me?

How come there are no information about Chai Xiaoqi in the memory bank.

Miss Chai is neither your girlfriend nor your business partner.

Her data has never even been keyed into the memory bank.

Wait a second.

President Fang, didn't it rain just now?

Why do you still remember Miss Chai?

Are you sure the memory bank isn't missing any information?

The information was given to me directly by Dr. Zhang.

There shouldn't be any mistake, unless…

you two were dating in secret.

[Chai Xiaoqi, 22]

[Romantic relationship, ex-girlfriend] [Occupation: Delivery woman at Cai Cai Milk Tea Cafe] [Relatives: Unknown]

Last year, you went to Los Angeles for business for three months.

During that time, your memory bank didn't have any data updates.

I think that's when you met Chai Xiaoqi.

After all, you didn't bring your assistant. Nor did you contact me.

That's why no one knows about it.

I just checked the weather.

It was raining very hard in Los Angeles on the day of your return.

I guess it's because of the rain, you forgot about her before you came back.

Chai Xiaoqi is the daughter of your neighbor. It seems that she just came back to the country not long ago.

She seems to be my ex-girlfriend.

However, I'm curious.

Why do I still remember her after it rains this time?

Human memory needs to be deepened continuously.

Perhaps your encounter with her left a lasting impression on you.

On top of it, the stimulation of a rainy day made you recall she's your ex-girlfriend.

The memories of these two events blended together.

That's why you didn't forget her this time.

Why would I fall for this type of girl?

You'll have to ask yourself that.

I'll mark it down on my note.

Dangerous individual.

[Sunny Apartment]

[How To Make Domineering President Fall For You Part One]

[How To Make Domineering President Fall For You Part Two]

Are you sure the content of the book can help you to deal with Fang Leng?

I don’t think we can count on that.

Sister Chai told me to read it.

Then it must be useful.

Read.

[Fang Leng: I know what happened in the past.]

I know what happened in the past.

What does he know?

He must have remembered that he forced me to marry him.

But your wedding is a year later.

How could he possibly remember?

Then it must be because I messed up the space and time since I arrived.

Think about the positive side.

Maybe he sent it to the wrong person.

[Fang Leng: Let's meet in the afternoon.]

Not only he didn't delete the message, he even wants to meet me

Does he wish to come clean?

So what even if he remembers the past? What else can he do?

I remember what had happened between us.

What do you plan to do?

Since you can only go home with enough Hormone Element, I'll definitely help you.

R-R-Really?

We're husband and wife.

We are to have and to hold from this day forward until we are parted by death.

What? Isn't that good?

We're already at this point.

You should know how he is by now.

A merciless and sly merchant.

Since we are on this together, I'll help you, provided that you'll help me, too.

What is it?

I heard that your blood can turn into sapphire.

I know.

They called this Hongmen Banquet on earth or the last supper.

Xiaoqi, how about this? I'll go with you.

If he bullies you, I'll...

use my electric shock on him.

No.

No, Xiao Bu, I can't do it.

I'll perform this dangerous act by myself.

Anyway, remember to repair your messenger and go home soon.

Take good care of yourself.

Xiao Qi Qi,

without you, no one will compliment me on being smart.

Xiao Qi Qi.

It's all right.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Don't be scared.

President Fang, I think it's inappropriate for me to be here.

Have you got all the stuff ready?

Yes.

If Miss Chai said, "Let's cherish the relationship" and she doesn't wish to break up, we'll give her this car key.

If she says that "she can't be bought with money", we'll give her this bank card.

If she says" true love is priceless", give her this checkbook and let her write any amount.

However, I think Miss Chai has integrity and a unique personality.

She might not even come today.

I'm here.

What's the matter?

I finally know what kind of person you are.

Oh no.

He really knows everything.

- In fact... - You just want to be with me again.

What?

Be with you?

All over again?

Miss Chai, no wonder I thought you looked like my future lady boss when I saw you.

So you guys were really in love.

She's just my ex-girlfriend.

Your ex-girlfriend?

We're married, okay?

You even forced me into the marriage.

Dream on.

Miss Chai, all right.

Don't get mad at President Fang.

President Fang quarreled with you the other day because he thought you leaked our perfume project.

I'm sorry, Miss Chai.

It's all my fault that interrupted your relationship.

What project?

Was that why you were so fierce with me that day?

What else do you think?

Nothing.

Surely, I'm sure there is nothing else.

This is great.

He doesn't know my real identity.

Anyway, nothing will ever happen between us.

No matter how hard you try, I'll never reconcile with you.

Rest assured.

I've never even thought about trying.

I'm not your ex...(T/N: "Ex" sounds like money in Chinese)

Money can buy everything.

I knew you would say that.

This is to compensate you.

What's this?

Is it worth a lot?

She thinks it's too little.

Besides these, as long as you disappear from my sight,

I can compensate you with anything that you want.

Really?

She's indeed a greedy person.

How about this?

I'll give you some time to think about it.

Contact me again when you've thought of what you want.

Compensation?

What should I ask for?

[Priceless Ex-girlfriend: Please regret, Cold President]

When a guy offers to make it up to you,

he's implying that you can ask for more physical contact and intimacy from him.

If that's how Fang Leng compensates you, we'll be able to collect enough Hormone Element very soon.

I'm so smart.

It's a better bargain than that credit card.

However, why does Fang Leng think that you are his ex-girlfriend?

He must be a playboy.

He might have mistaken me for someone else.

Do you know how I found out?

He rejected me as if he'd done it a hundred times.

It makes me feel that I'm not his only ex-girlfriend.

However, it's great that we managed to trick Fang Leng.

Isn't it bad that I lied?

You shouldn't have lied, but Fang Leng deserved it.

He's a bad guy who has bullied you.

That's right. Deceiving bad people is honesty to good people.

Xiaoqi, you are doing a good deed.

Yes, I'm doing a good deed.

Besides, when our mission is completed, we can go home soon.

We'll go home.

I know how you should compensate me.

I want you to accompany me to eat and go shopping and be on call 24/7.

Miss Chai.

- Miss Chai. - Where's Fang Leng?

President Fang asked me to take you to eat and go shopping.

I have everything planned.

Hold on.

After we eat, we'll watch a movie called “The Domineering Boss Is In Love with Me”.

Then, we'll go shopping.

I booked a Michelin restaurant for dinner.

I guarantee that it'll suit your taste.

After dinner, let's go for reflexology, ear picking, full body massage, bone setting, plus aromatherapy spa.

Miss Chai, are you satisfied with my service?

You're too much.

Don't worry.

All the expenses today will be paid by President Fang.

He's trying to brush me off.

Miss Chai!

Fang Leng, what should I do?

I just discovered my kitchen pipe seems to be broken.

I can't use the kitchen.

I think you have to come and repair it in person.

Hurry up, I'm waiting.

Fang Leng, I think I injured my arm while repairing the kitchen pipe.

It hurts.

You might have to give me a massage in person.

Thank you. Hurry up.

What took you so long?

I'm so tired, I can't do the repair work.

Xiao Han maintenance is at your service.

- What are you doing? - You might not know, but I'm very good at home appliance repair.

Just leave it to me.

- I didn't ask you... - Miss Chai, where is the broken pipe?

You're too much.

Hold on, you two.

Assistant Han ate with me last time.

When I need help on plumbing this time,

you asked Assistant Han to come again.

Who is the one compensating me?

Future Group sells makeup.

Do I have to make every single lipstick myself?

Besides, I have sent my best employee to keep you company,

and I also compensated for everything I owed you.

Isn't that enough?

President Fang, am I your best employee?

That’s fine.

Since Assistant Han is fixing the plumbing,

meanwhile,

you can

give me a massage.

My right-hand hurts very badly.

Quickly, massage my arm.

Assistant Han!

Master Xiao Han, the masseur, is at your service.

Miss Chai, which part is sore?

P-P-President Fang, look…

I can only say if as we know each other well enough, there is no battle you can't win.

Keep going.

You can eat mine.

Xiaoqi, are you upset?

I don't understand why I see him less after becoming his ex-girlfriend.

Is an ex-girlfriend like a pandemic?

Why is he avoiding me?

Ex-girlfriend?

[Keyword: ex-girlfriend... searching]

[Result]

Based on data analysis on earth, [Result: 5% white lotus]

Five percent of men think that their ex-girlfriends are like white lotus. [2% borrowing money | 90% back-up]

White lotus is the best to look from afar but not be disturbed.

Three percent of men think that ex-girlfriends are the least expensive flirt subjects.

Meanwhile, 2% of men think that borrowing money from ex-girlfriend occasionally isn't a bad idea.

The remaining 90% of men think that compared to their current girlfriends, ex-girlfriends are pretty good, too.

As long as you don't delete their WeChat, there is a possibility of getting back together.

As for avoiding an ex-girlfriend like she's a pandemic, this can only be because

he owes you money.

He owes me money?

He's so rich. Why would he owe me money?

You're right.

[Fang Leng]

[Fang Leng, continue analyzing.]

[System is analyzing Fang Leng.]

[System is analyzing Fang Leng.]

Fang Leng is too complicated for the system to analyze.

Nevermind then.

Stop thinking. Forget it.

Xiaoqi, maybe I can ask Fang Lie.

He must know Fang Leng better than us.

Don't bother.

They're siblings.

He won't tell you obviously.

Don't worry.

He will, as long as I grant his wishes.

[Fang Lie Art Gallery]

[Girlfriend]

[You mentioned we should help make our loved one's dream come true.]

[I know what to do now!]

Teach me how to do it? [Girlfriend: Huapai Hotel, room 625]

Why do we have to go to a hotel?

[How do boys protect themselves out there?]

[Homemade mustard essential oil spray]

In society nowadays, there are more and more lusty people.

Young boys have become a vulnerable group.

When you're out, especially in an enclosed space,

you must be careful and see if the other party is planning something against you.

Xiao Bu won't do anything to me, will she?

Come on, hurry. Hurry up. Stop wasting time.

What do you mean?

Of course, it's to fulfill your needs in love.

Wait, don't get me wrong. I don't have any need in particular.

Don't you want to be a painter? Starting today, I'll teach you how to paint.

So, that's what you meant.

What else did you think it was?

Nothing.

Nothing. There's absolutely no other meaning.

This is my oral spray.

Are you okay?

You...

Why is he moved to tears?

Did you just say you wanted to teach me how to draw?

Are you sure you can teach me?

Today, I'll be your model. Go ahead and paint.

I'll take a look at your level first. Come on.

I've satisfied his needs.

It should be okay to ask questions now, right?

Fang Lie, do you have any other siblings?

Yes. I have an older brother.

If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have been able to paint here with peace of mind.

We have our respective roles.

He's the breadmaker for the family. I'm in charge of being handsome.

You must know your brother well.

Of course. He's my biological brother.

Of course, I know him the best.

Do you know if your brother tends to cut ties with his ex-girlfriends

or does he have lingering feelings for them?

Why are we talking about my brother out of the blue?

No. It's not that simple.

It must be because Xiao Bu wants to know me better, but is too shy to say it.

No matter how my brother treats his ex-girlfriend, I definitely don't have an ex-girlfriend.

What about your brother? What kind of girls is he attracted to?

She still won't admit it.

I am very loyal.

No matter how others try to please me, I won't change my heart.

I'm talking about your brother. Your brother!

She's being shy. Well, I'm not going to expose her.

I know. I know you're talking about my brother.

If you have any other questions about my brother, just ask away.

It doesn't matter if my brother likes the domestic or sassy type, I only have eyes for my girlfriend.

Okay. You are the best.

She must be deeply impressed by my perfect personality.

I'm done.

Why is there only an apple? What about me?

What do you mean by there's only an apple?

Look. I didn't draw the apple on the table or the one in the bowl.

It's the apple on top of your head.

Although you're not on there in fact, it has a lot to do with you.

If you don't believe me, look carefully.

See if its details are a little different.

The perspective is wrong. That's why the shadow of the drawn object varies in length.

Also, the altitude of the sun just now obviously didn't change much.

However, the saturation of the colors you used is slightly lower than the actual colors.

The most important thing is that there's a blemish on the apple.

Where did it go?

You're an expert.

I call it reasonable beautification process.

It allows certain deviations from reality.

Just like girls taking selfies with the beauty filter.

There's also a slight difference from reality.

Besides, I always paint still life. I'm so sick of it.

I have no inspiration at all.

- What's this? - Incredible glasses. It can project any scenery.

Is it that powerful?

What if I want to go to outer space?

Close your eyes.

- Can I open my eyes now? - Go ahead.

This is too realistic.

It's all right. This isn't real.

Aren't you looking for inspiration? Go ahead.

Inspiration.

Here I come.

Compared to the universe, human beings are truly insignificant.

Xiao Bu, do you sometimes feel

that your existence doesn't even matter?

Strictly speaking, I am indeed replicable.

However, that doesn't mean my existence is meaningless.

At home,

I am a child with caring parents and an older brother who looks after me.

That makes me think that I'm irreplaceable.

Now, I can't even go back to my own home.

You just need to pluck up your courage to go home.

However, I have to fix my computer system.

By the way, Xiao Bu.

I know a few places that might be able to help you.

- Sorry to keep you waiting. - Thanks.

Please come again.

Why is there not one order from Future Group?

Maybe Fang Leng won't let his staff order takeout from our restaurant.

He's trying his best to avoid me.

Assistant Han makes your life easier.

Assistant Han, when will your compensation be over?

Miss Chai, President Fang said that as long as you'd give him up, then everything would be back to normal.

Back to normal? So, everything has to start from the beginning?

[Future Group]

President Fang, I've sorted out Miss Chai's requests in the past few days.

President Fang, you didn't date anyone in the past because of amnesia.

Now, finally there's someone whom you will not forget. Why don't you consider her?

Besides, I think Miss Chai is warm and kind.

Most importantly, she's thick-skinned. She never gives up after being rejected so many times.

She's comparable to me in that sense.

Assistant Han, have you finished your resignation letter?

Why should I write a resignation...

I got it.

When you get close to him, [How To Make Domineering President Fall For You Part Three]

you can whisper a few words into his ear.

This will heighten the flirtatious atmosphere between you.

Xiaoqi, come and learn a few sentences from here.

They're very useful.

However, even if I've learned those, I have nowhere to put them to practice.

An Unknown Matchmaker. Who is this person?

It's that person again. Let's see what he has to say this time.

Men look cold and tough, [An Unknown Matchmaker]

but deep down they're full of sympathy.

If his attitude is ambiguous and he even refuses to have direct contact with you,

I suggest the method of pretending to be sick to stimulate his protective nature.

Why does this matchmaker seem to know me well?

[An Unknown Matchmaker]

I forgot to say just now.

After you succeed, please remember those who have helped you along the way,

especially the right-hand man who is silent but always on standby.

That makes sense.

Xiaoqi, when you and President Fang become a couple, you must thank me properly.

I put in a lot of effort to bring you together.

However, Sister Chai, pretending to be sick requires high-level acting skills, right?

You managed to go through the dinner last time.

Pretending to be sick will be nothing to you.

[Sunny Apartment]

What are you doing?

- I'm sick. - I know.

No, I'm not mentally ill. My body is feeling pain everywhere.

I'm sick. I'm really sick.

Chai Xiaoqi, what are you up to?

I'll give you anything you want, but stop wasting time by doing this.

So this is how asthenia feels. Gosh.

When you develop this symptom, you become weak all over, including your limbs.

Oh my Lord.

Look at me. Am I pale right now?

Who are you? I even have amnesia now.

- I think you're an idiot. - I'm not an idiot. I'm really...

Fang Leng.

Stop pretending.

Did you sprain your ankle?

What are you doing?

When you get close to him, you can whisper a few words into his ear

to heighten the flirtatious atmosphere between you.

Do you know that the stars and I...

What are you saying?

Do you know the difference between me and the stars? (T/N: Stars and Chimpanzees have the same pronunciation)

Aren't you both primates?

Not Chimpanzees, it's...

Nevermind.

This unknown matchmaker is really good.

Are all the bad guys on earth so good-looking?

He sees that I'm ill. Is he going to take care of me?

Let go! Let...

What are you doing?

What do you mean? Fang Leng.

What kind of a person is he?

The password...

Sister Chai.

Xiao Bu, are you home?

Sister Chai and Xiao Bu, I'm back. Open the door, please.

No way, this is bad. My foot is sprained and I can't go home.

Sister Chai and Xiao Bu ignored my messages. What a miserable alien...

You're so handsome.

Why didn't you open the door just now?

- I need to save Xiaoqi. - No.

Stay still!

It's my first time!

- Your first time? - Take it easy!

There's always a first time for everyone.

- Xiaoqi! - It hurts so much. Can you be gentler?

- Take it off! - Don't move.

- Be gentler! - Take it off!

- It hurts. Do it gently. - Xiaoqi!

- Stay still. - It really hurts.

Xiao Bu. She made it!

- Do it gently. - Stay still!

Don't move.

- Xiao Bu! - It really hurts.

Please don't...

Xiaoqi!

Don't move.

It hurts. Be gentle.

- It's my first time! - Don't move.

It's painful to apply medicine for the first time. Can't you take it easy?

There's always a first time for everyone.

Liar.

You said no one was home. That's why I'll let you spend the night.

Are you asking me to sleep in the guest room by myself?

Aren't you feeling weak?

I am.

I just had a flashback before death.

I'm ill. You should believe me.

Go to bed if you are sick.

No, I can't. Listen, I get cold when I'm sick at night.

I will feel very cold. It'll feel cold.

You have to keep me company.

I'm so cold. You have to keep me company.

Okay.

Is he going to kiss me?

You won't feel cold anymore, right?

Yes. No.

Why are you like this? You used to be worried sick whenever I felt cold.

You would hug me to sleep like this.

You would put your arms around me.

Hug you to sleep?

Okay.

Wait here.

You won't feel cold this way, right?

Let's see when you are going to stop faking.

It's not cold. This temperature is pretty good.

Don't take your hat off. Aren't you feeling cold?

Don't take it off.

You're breaking out in cold sweat. Look. I'll get you another one.

No! There's no need to wait.

Well, h-h-have you forgotten that I have a habit

of kicking off the blanket when I sleep?

Then I'll catch a cold, right?

So, I still need your company.

Got it.

It's so hot.

It's hot. It's really hot in here.

It's just collecting Hormone Element. Do we really need to go to that extend?

What are you doing?

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget the path we've taken together ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫