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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 4]

What am I doing?

He smells so nice.

Come to your senses.

Why am I attracted to his hormones again? No.

I can't take advantage of him while he's drunk.

However, he's had a long day. He must be very tired.

Me, too.

I'm exhausted too.

That's my car!

Come here!

Sleep with me. I don't want to sleep alone.

I can still drink.

I'm Fang Leng. How can I be drunk?

How cute.

You're awake.

You...

Why... Why did you push me?

You're taking advantage of me.

I'm not.

What? It's you.

Last night, you put my hand on your chest and said to me,

"Little Sister, stay here. I want to hear bedtime stories. Little Sister."

Why do you drool so much when you sleep?

I do not. Get your hand off me!

You're hungry. I'll make you something to eat.

I'm not hungry.

Two eggs and two sausages, thank you.

Smells great.

It smells delicious.

It's really delicious.

I didn't know you had a strength.

Do you usually eat so much by yourself?

Usually, when I am alone, I just drink black coffee.

When you eat alone, you worry about wasting food.

That's why you make it simple.

However, if two people eat together, you can make a scrumptious meal and eat a lot.

You can consider asking me to join you for breakfast from now on.

We live next door anyway.

I can be here in seconds.

Of course, if you think two people are not enough,

I can call Sister Chai and Xiao Bu over so the four of us can eat together.

Fine.

I forgive you.

It's because I'm too outstanding.

That's why you can't help but be attracted to me.

It can't be helped.

Your lack of willpower is to blame.

It's also because I'm so perfect.

It always brings unnecessary trouble.

However, you should give up.

Nothing will happen between us.

When a person is narcissistic to a certain extent, he becomes arrogant.

I have no interest in you whatsoever. I don't like you.

I just like your scent.

My scent?

Oh no, I let it slip.

You are a very tasteful man.

I admire you for that.

"Tasteful"?

I'm full.

Finish the rest on your own.

He's so wasteful.

I'll share it with Sister Chai and Xiao Bu.

Xiao Bu and Sister Chai.

Come and try the fresh sandwich I made.

May you have a blissful relationship, President Fang and Xiaoqi!

The love story of an domineering boss and a naive delivery woman. It's finally coming to fruition!

We just spent a night together. Why are you so excited?

You spent a night together?

Strange.

Actually, I don't know.

I just went with the flow.

Tell me in detail what happened last night.

The details...

Xiao Bu, hurry up and bring me the melon seeds I bought yesterday.

Come on, Xiaoqi.

Tell me what happened last night.

I want to hear every single detail.

He and I

were just...

Be honest.

What happened last night?

You must be very thankful to me.

In fact, I'm really observant and smart.

It's nothing new.

It's all your fault, President Fang, for being too reserved.

I didn't have the opportunity to use my talent.

I don't need a promotion or a raise

as long as you admit that

I am your best and smartest

assistant.

President Fang, y-you're here.

I...

I've sent the work schedule for next quarter to your inbox.

Any other instruction?

Notify the Fragrance Department.

We're having a meeting in ten minutes.

President Fang, is there nothing else?

There is.

Didn't you say taking me home is part of your job?

I did.

Why were you absent from work yesterday, my best and most wise assistant, Assistant Han?

Why is this different from what I thought?

President Fang, if there's nothing else, I'll prepare the meeting materials.

That's it?

So it ended before anything happened?

What about hugs and kisses?

I was tortured by him all night. Is that not enough?

Xiaoqi, I always thought the two of you didn't become lovers because of President Fang's character.

However, it seems there's nothing wrong with you.

You're simple-minded.

Too bad. I wasted a bag of melon seeds for your anticlimactic love story.

Forget it. I'd better check out the cafe.

Only when women work hard and earn money will they not be let down.

What does she mean?

Xiaoqi, you were with Fang Leng last night.

You must have collected quite a lot of hormones.

That's true.

[0.8%]

How can this be?

No idea.

Hold on.

- Is it broken?
- Why?

- Impossible.
- Why?

Why is this happening?

Yesterday, I took care of him all night.

However, he didn't feel anything for me.

At this rate, when can we go home?

It doesn't matter, Xiaoqi.

I'll try to fix my messenger.

We can still go back.

I thought collecting hormones would be faster than the messenger in your head.

Oh no.

We're in trouble.

I think I made another mistake.

What's wrong?

I seem to have accidentally told Fang Leng about the hormones.

Oh gosh.

It's okay.

Anyway, Fang Leng always thinks you have mental issues.

I'm sure he won't take it to heart.

Don't worry.

If we look at the current trends in the fragrance market, the development of each company is almost the same.

They want to show charisma and elevate their style.

During this time, we should come up with different ideas to discover new fragrance concepts.

President Fang, currently, the perfume culture has been more or less exploited.

There isn't really any eye-catching new idea for consumers.

Some people use perfume to be attractive.

However, others use it simply because they like the scent.

It's just like the scent of their lovers.

Here, take a look at this.

The name of this fragrance is "Dreamy."

This is the new fragrance we will be launching next.
[Cute Selection, Mysterious Temptation, Devoted to Luxury, Echo from Nature]

In this fragrance, there is the scent of a lover.

We will also use it to make fragrances that give users a dreamy feeling of being in love after using it.

- This Dreamy fragrance idea is great.
- Yes.

- President Fang's proposal is really good.
- Yes.

- Let's go. It'll be great if it really gives people the feeling.
- Yes.

However, you have to be careful.

Our project is still in the early stage of development.

"Development stage."

It must be strictly confidential.

- No problem.
- Okay.

Remember that.

Then we'll get going.

Bye.

Another day of being impressed by President Fang's intelligence.

You're always in meetings. However, I don't see any result from you.

You don't have to worry about our fragrance planning meetings.

Be careful, it's hot.

Perfume again?

Last time, Rainy Rainbow might've broken a record in pre-orders,

but due to high production costs, I'm sure you didn't make much profit.

That was before our fragrance concept innovation.

It's different now.

It's called "Dreamy."

Compared to the boring ones on the market, ours is very creative, okay?

"Dreamy"?

Did I say that?

Anyway, you wouldn't understand.

I didn't give it away, right?

He's old anyway.

I'm sure he didn't hear it.

What?

Why is it perfume again?

Please enjoy.

Okay.

Contact a few shareholders.

We'll be prepared.

You're back.

Let's see if he can be as cocky as usual.

How was it? Any order from Future Group?

Not yet. I guess we'll have to wait for a while.

We still have to wait?

Did you chat with Fang Lie?

Don't worry.

He's pinned on top of my WeChat list.

[My boyfriend on Earth]

You've never chatted with him since adding him?

Will he meet up with Fang Leng then?

We're just dating. Does it have to be so troublesome?

I have no idea.

However, I remember Sister Chai telling me that dating is like taking a class.

You may think he's very disciplined, but he might be distracted.

If you don't talk to him, he's going to talk to someone else.

Understood.

- Go now.
- Okay.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong with you?

I'm so sorry. I'll wipe it for you.

Xiaoqi, we received an order from Future Group.

Finally.

I'm so sorry.

Bill, please.

Where did they go?

What kind of service and attitude is this?

Is this a self-service restaurant?

[Fang Lie]

Sir, be careful when you move.

These are a future great artist's cherished treasures.

- Okay, Sir.
- Come on.

Leave it to me. Don't worry.

Okay. Thanks.

Is there anything else?

No. That was the last batch.

Thank you for your hard work.

- You're welcome, Sir.
- Good work.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Too bad no one is here to share the joy with me.

Xiao Bu sure has odd taste.

Did she block or delete me from her friends list?

Didn't she say we're going to date? Why is there no news from her?

Forget it.

She's playing hard-to-get.

I was forced into it anyway.

It's even better not to contact each other.

- Hello.
- Hello, Sir.

You have a parcel. Please pick it up at the door.

Thanks.

Hello.

Your milk tea has arrived.

Okay.

Remember to give a five-star review.

- Okay.
- It's you again.

Aren't you the relentless one?

You come here every day.

Your Deity Fang is still in a meeting.

You might need to wait a while for him.

He's in a meeting?

Thank you.

The love story of a domineering boss and a funny delivery woman is so interesting.

Leng-Qi couple is my motivation to come to work.

Anything can be fake,

- but this couple must be real.
- That's right.

In the next financial quarter, the Fragrance Department will have more funding
[CEO's office]

and technical support to increase effort for the research of new products.

We hope that this product will lead the market.

President Fang, your decision is arbitrary.

What do you mean by that?

Currently, the Fragrance Department isn't the group's biggest income source.

On the contrary, it has the biggest gap in investment at this stage.

Under such circumstances,

increasing the research cost of the Fragrance Department isn't really worth it,

not to mention the fragrance market is currently saturated.

As the cycle of innovation gets longer, the accompanying risks are also increasing.

I personally think that not only should the funding of the Fragrance Department not be increased, it should be halved.

That's because you don't know the Fragrance Department's research programs.

In your eyes, you only see the pressure about the cost.

You can't even see the possibility of doubling the earnings.

Are you talking about the Dreamy fragrance?

This product only has a concept and no prototype.

I personally think there's no research value.

President Fang, can you make an estimation before you develop a new project?

Although the group isn't short on capital, we shouldn't waste resources on these pointless projects.

- Am I right?
- Yes, that's true.

Hello. I've been waiting for you. Why haven't you arrived yet?

One moment. I'll be right there.

All right.

- Hello, Mother.
- Hello, Son. Where are you?

I...

My friends and I are at the Empire State Building.

I think I see someone who looks like you on Youth Road.

No way, Mother.

You must be mistaken since you miss me so much.

Hello, Mother.

Hello?

Hello?

Over here.

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

I think your mother has left.

Haven't you told your mother?

If my mother finds out, I'll be in big trouble.

Good thing I ran into you.

Why are you so scared that your face is red?

No, well...

It's a little hot in here.

It is.

It's hot.

Why don't we go to my studio?

Here.

Let me show you my studio.

Your studio is huge.

What do you think?

Do you like to paint?

Look.

The other day, you hurriedly made me go out with you.

In fact, you don't even know me.

I'm not your first boyfriend, am I?

Have you had girlfriends before?

No.

However, I have an artist's sensibility.

So I'm talented in this kind of thing.

Couples like us who don't text nor meet each other are basically considered broken up.

Aren't we already a couple?

Why do we have to meet?

Oh my gosh, you're such an amateur.

Come on, take a seat. Let me share with you some knowledge.

Do you know why people fall in love?

It's because human beings have needs for physical pleasure and reproduction.

To meet these needs, it requires at least two people.

This...

Here's the thing.

It's because one feels lonely when doing certain things alone.

However, when two people do it together, it becomes romantic.

So the purpose of dating is to make people's lives romantic instead of lonely.

Not necessarily.

I'm happy when I'm alone.

Then why did you want to go out with me?

That's because I didn't want you to be with someone else.

It's because I'm too charming.

I understand what you're saying.

I really do.

Being in love is just two people helping each other out.

You trouble me and vice versa.

In this process, romantic feelings will arise.

It's two people granting each other's wishes.

Do you wish to be a painter?

Yes.

What is your wish?

It's beyond your capability.

Try me.

If we can't make it happen, we'll destroy it together.

Then you can change it to another wish.

I can't change my wish.

I need to fix a super sophisticated computer system.

How about this?

I'll help you to smash the computer and buy you a new one.

I've been waiting for you. You're finally here.

Who is that woman?

She's a delivery woman from a nearby milk tea shop. She delivers here often.

Is she very close to President Fang?

She and President Fang are a couple.

"A couple"?

We often say in private that she and President Fang are so compatible.

Get back to work then.

That's strange. He turns into an iceberg face when he's in the office.

He changes his face pretty fast.

It's so strange.

Are you waiting for President Fang?

I've told the Fragrance Department many times. When they're developing a new item,

it must be confidential.

How could the board possibly know our new concept?

Find out who leaked the plan.

This... This carrier of yours is pretty big.

Okay, please.

Just ask me.

If you have a question, just ask me.

I don't understand a word you're saying.

Then I'll say it straight.

What is your relationship with Fang Leng?

Me and Fang Leng?

Please scan the QR code of our cafe first.

You can enjoy a 20% discount on all the delicious food and desserts in our store.

You'll also find out about my relationship with Fang Leng. It only costs ¥1,000 ($140).

- You'll have nothing to lose.
- It's 20% off?

- Yes.
- That's so cheap.

By the way, the shop is nearby.

Actually...

Tell Chai Xiaoqi to come in.

There's ¥1,000.

How generous.

You can say it now, right?

No. You're only a regular VIP now.

You can only enjoy free delivery service.

You have to top up money to become super VVIP and find out about my relationship with Fang Leng.

Remember to order takeout.

- No!
- Miss Chai.

President Fang wants to see you in his office.

He's inviting me to his office? He wants me to go in?

All right, remember to order takeout.

Uncle Kang. Uncle Kang, if you have any questions, just ask me.

That's ¥1,000.

¥1,000?

Yes.

This is the latest hangover cake developed by Sister Chai.

After you eat it, it'll cure your hangover.

Taste it. Come on. Come on.

Why are you looking at me like that?

What is the purpose of you approaching me?

Oh, no. He really knows.

I stained your pants.

Do you need to change?

I'll go.

I won't look.

You can keep pretending.

However, I don't mind leaving your matter to the police.

No, please don't. I'm just doing my job.

It's indeed you.

They sent you to destroy me.

Then you have completed your mission now.

No, you're overthinking it. I still have a long way to go.

You are pretty honest.

My mission won't ruin you.

It'll only cause a little impact on your life.

You just want to replace the president.

Go back and tell your boss that I, Fang Leng, got to this position and am not afraid of being replaced!

Get out!

Come back.

Take this with you.

Am I right, President Fang? I told you it's not her.

It's her.

I was just testing her, and she admitted it right away.

That's impossible.

Did she give in under your pressure?

Immediately notify the Security Department to blacklist her name.

I don't want to see her again.

[Big Pig Head, stupid Fang Leng]

Xiao Qi Qi!

What are you writing?

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

I just don't get it.

Collecting hormones does no harm to Fang Leng at all, right?

Why was he so angry? I couldn't even argue with him.

I'm so mad! I'm so mad!

I'm going to write down all the counterarguments.
[Big Pig Head, stupid Fang Leng]

When he scolds me again, I'll just read it aloud to him.

We, Cape Towners, can't be bullied by earthlings.

- That's right.
- Scold him.

Xiaoqi, is Fang Leng treating you this way

because he wants to take the opportunity to find out about our alien identity?

No. According to Cape Town's rule, we have to prioritize the safety and interests of our home planet.

If we come across anyone who is a threat to our home planet, we're allowed

to resort to extraordinary measures such as murder to protect the safety of our home planet.

However, it's so complicated.

It will ruin our image as good citizens back in Cape Town. Besides, I don't know how to do it.

Also, if Fang Leng is not around, how are we going to get the job done?

You're right.

Verified.

I thought he was back.

To be frank, I had a bad impression of you.

Later, I found out that although you acted recklessly, overall, you're a good person.

However, I'm really disappointed in you.

I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

I'm just a food delivery guy.

What do you mean?

Aren't you "the adorable Miss Chai"?

- Sorry. I thought you'd leave a bad review.
- Is that the pizza?

It's over here.

Hi, here's your food delivery.

Thanks so much.

Enjoy the food.

Let's eat together.

What's wrong?

Are you going through an emotional roller coaster?

The atmosphere between you two was great yesterday.

He's ignoring you now.

What does it mean?

He's playing hard-to-get with you.

This time you guessed wrong.

He's not playing hard-to-get with me.

He really got me.

Sister Chai, you wouldn't know.

Her current relationship with Fang Leng is at a bottleneck.
(T/N: at an impasse)

Is it so serious?

Didn't you deliver the cake to him today? Was he unhappy about it?

I even made him mad.

That's great.

In the past, when emperors travelled under disguise, they liked women who could slap them.

Xiaoqi, you finally got my legacy.

All right. Tomorrow you will continue to deliver takeout.

See if he is really mad at you to the point that he's losing sleep and not eating well.

Then it's a complete success.

Make him angry. Make him angry.

Make him furious.

How's the progress at the Fragrance Department?

Ever since the funds were reduced by half, the R and D has been suspended.

There's still overwhelming objection from the shareholders.

[Use of Project Funding Report]

Tell the Fragrance Department to continue.

I'll take care of the financial matters.

Okay.

Anything else?

President Fang, I don't think Miss Chai was the one who leaked the plan.

She may seem a bit off, but I'm sure she's not a bad person.

Besides, Miss Chai has never even seen our proposal.

- There's no way she'd—
- From the current evidence, who else could it be?

I won't give anyone who harms the interests of the company a second chance.

What if he or she didn't mean it?

A careless mistake made everyone's effort go to waste.

Assistant Han, sometimes stupid people are more unforgivable than bad people.

Are you done?

Yes.

Why are you stopping me?

[Future Group's blacklist, Chai Xiaoqi]

Fang Leng is ruthless. Isn't...

Sorry, Miss Chai. Please don't make things difficult for us.

[Future Group]

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

"If you want a ruthless man to change his mind,"

"it is recommended to try the following recipes."

"Stewed Goose Webs with Abalone."

"Crispy Golden Wings. Beef Ribs with Garlic."

Who gave you this bad idea?

No idea. I have never seen this phone number.

His account is called "An Unknown Matchmaker."

No wonder he calls himself a matchmaker.

That's an idea from the past century.

Nowadays, to control a man's stomach,

not only does it have to be delicious, it should also leave a lasting impression.

What's the difference between these two?

If it's delicious, it just looks good and is full of flavor.

There's nothing to remember about it.

However, for a lasting impression, other than the aforementioned,

it also needs a name that stands out to make it more special.

It has to taste good and have a nice name.

Who would invent such a recipe?

This book is the result of my years of research.

Learn from it.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Sister Chai.

One, two, three, four.

All the ingredients are here.

I'll start with this.

"Shaved Ice with Love."

It's so simple.

Next, it's "Stealing Glances and a Kiss."

It smells great.

The next one is "Fly Together into Your Heart."

It's a piece of cake.

Perfect. Perfect.

This sweet pickled plum dish is my special service for you.

Taste it.

Xiaoqi, I have never eaten anything so delicious.

Amazing.

He would even fall in love with my cooking.

Where else can you find someone as awesome as me?

Is anybody there?

Xiaoqi!

What are you doing?

- Are you all right?
- Are you okay?

I'm fine.

What were you doing?

I was cooking for you.

It's all ruined.

Hold on a second.

This is pretty good.

I'll pour some for you.

Didn't I tell you...

Why is there spraying water?

Let's go!

Thanks.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Are you going to call the police again?

I didn't do anything this time.

How much money did they give you?

I can't do this.

I can't disclose my organization.

This is between you and me. It has nothing to do with a third party.

Listen to me.

You may not remember certain things, but I do.

If we're talking about cheating, you're the one who started it.

Do you think you can bully me just because I don't get mad?

Reflect on your actions.

Your ring.

Stupid Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

So you are the one I've been looking for.

Just hold me tightly, okay?

Why is he sitting on the floor?

My ring.

Get up slowly.

Are you all right?

Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi, are you all right?

I just saw the kitchen...

Got it.

You can do it, Xiaoqi!

What happened to me just now?

You were fine. Nothing happened.

Sit down. I'm going back, bye.

What happened just now?

Hello, Viewers.

Next, we have the weather forecast.

Due to Typhoon Dujuan,

there may be temporary rain in many areas.
[Typhoon Dujuan is coming, storm alert]

At 6 p.m., an orange storm warning may be issued.

[Dear President Fang]

President Fang.

Okay, sure. I'll get ready right now to take you to a city without rain.

Why is it raining now? Isn't it supposed to be at night?

President Fang, are you okay?

Drive faster, Assistant Han.

Do you want me to call Dr. Zhang?

You look great. How are you?

If there's a chance for us to work together in the future, I'll surely do it.

You said other than me,

- no one would be with her in your lifetime.
- Listen carefully.

Be my girlfriend.

♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

Chai Xiaoqi is actually my ex-girlfriend.

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫