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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 2]

It's really you.

I beg your pardon.

But I can't hold you any longer.

So much hormones.

You... What are you doing?

Don't run.

You're so shameless.

I'll call the police if you go on like this.

Go ahead.

Fine, if you say so.

Assistant Han.

Replace all security guards in the company.

Xiaoqi. How did it go?

Come on.

No.

I can't run anymore. Take a break.

I'll become a tortoise if I continue to run.

You said you'd become a tortoise when you got overheated.

Does Fang Leng need certain physical reactions to produce hormones?

I remember he was breathing faster at that moment.

His ears were slightly red. His heart was beating intensively.

[Entering Bracelet System.]

I saw Fang Leng wearing a health monitoring bracelet.

So I hacked into his data system.

Respiratory rate rose to 23 times per minute.

Body temperature rose to 37.3 degrees Celsius. (T/N: 99.14 degrees Fahrenheit)

Sweating slightly. The conditions were almost the same in both cases.

So I can collect hormones by getting him to be in that stage.

Find out if there's a way.

[Analyzing data]

[Result]

[Startle him!]

I've always wanted to teach him a lesson,

this is a perfect opportunity.

Facial recognition failed. Non-employee isn’t allowed to enter.

Facial recognition failed. No entry is allowed.

Bu.

I couldn't enter his house or his office.

Now I can't even see his face.

[Room for Rent]

What are you doing?

I'm searching for a suitable place to stay near Fang Leng's home.

There are two choices at the moment.

The first is an apartment next to Fang Leng's.

Its owner, Li Chunjiao, is currently living abroad.

The house has been unoccupied.

Stay next to his apartment?

It'll be convenient to complete our mission.

Will it raise suspicion?

How about the second choice?

The second one is a 500 sq. m (5,382 sq. ft.) open-air room, 200 m (656 ft.) away from Fang Leng's home,

ventilated in all seasons, fresh air with birds and plants, and easy access to public transportation.

It also comes with a free double bed.

This one is good.

Where is it?

Here.

How can we become his neighbor?

Hello! [Property Management Center]

Why is no one here?

No one?

I'm dressed like this. It's so uncomfortable.

Yes.

[House Owners' Information]

May I know who you are?

Hello, I'm the house owner.

I've just come back from France.

Hello, I'm Miss Mary's interpreter.

We are the homeowners here.

She just got back from France.

She wants to collect her key that's left behind.

Okay. May I know the name of the owner?

Li Chunjiao, her mother.

Li Chunjiao.

Look, they resemble each other.

Yes.

Not bad.

It's pretty spacious.

It's quite beautiful.

Let's pick our rooms.

This is good.

A bed for the earthlings.

- A human's bed is so comfortable. - It's comfortable.

There's also a cloud.

Not bad.

There's an earthling staying here.

You are…

It's you?

Aren't you...

Run.

Stop!

Are you Sister Chunjiao's daughter?

[Sister Chai]

Your mother told me you'd come and stay here this year.

I’m sorry. I completely forgot.

Sister Chai. Li Chunjiao asked her to look after the apartment.

I treated you badly this morning.

You won't be upset with me, will you?

- I won't. - I made this cake and milk tea today.

Come and try them.

Come on. I developed this new product today.

Is it delicious?

It looks delicious.

Is it delicious?

It's very delicious.

How wonderful.

Look.

I usually live in such a big apartment by myself.

I'm really lonely.

If you can move in and stay with me, we can look after one another.

What do you think?

It doesn't matter what you think.

This is happily settled.

This is the temptation from an earthling.

We should remain vigilant.

By the way, you've just returned from abroad. Have you found a job yet?

Perfect timing, my tea house is hiring new employees.

Why don't you come and help me?

Not only can you have cake and milk tea for free,

you can always try our new products.

My goodness.

Isn't it a perfect life?

No, absolutely not.

Why?

We can't take advantage of you.

I can handle delivery.

She can be a cashier.

We'll help you.

You two are so lovely and thoughtful.

Then this matter has been settled.

Let's drink to the three of us living together. Cheers!

Cheers!

Delicious.

Hi!

Not you again.

Do you want to try this freshly baked cake?

We're neighbors from now on.

You must be wondering if there's a special bond between us.

Who wants to be your neighbor?

Xiao Bu, be careful. What if Sister Chai finds out?

Don't worry. She's taking a shower.

We've become neighbors.

It’ll be more convenient for me in the future.

We should hurry and plan what to do next.

Don't worry. I've been gathering information.

We'll act after Fang Leng finishes work tomorrow night.

President Fang, that's all the appointments in the morning.

So, have you found anything?

Chai Xiaoqi?

Yes. I did.

Chai Xiaoqi is your neighbor's daughter.

It seems she just came back from overseas.

What a coincidence.

[How To Win Your Boss' Heart]

You may call it a coincidence, but it may not be.

Do you think it's a wonderful surprise or a premeditated plan?

What do you think?

Me?

If I knew, I wouldn’t be reading the book. [How To Win Your Boss' Heart]

It's just cosplay.

How boring.

Fierce ghosts are summoning your soul.

Evil ghosts are claiming your life.

- Evil ghosts are claiming your life. - Hold on.

You need to come back.

I'm stuck.

- We're stuck. - Don't go. Don't move.

Come back!

We're claiming your life!

Forget it.

Two beautiful ladies, you look so cute. Let me take some photos, okay?

- No. - Just one minute, come on. Go over there.

- We're in a hurry. - Go there.

Really quickly, come on.

All right.

Three, two, one.

You're awesome.

A few more. Here we go.

- Get ready. - Turn around.

- Cute. - Wait.

- Here we go. - Let me think. Do it like this.

- Two. - Hold on.

- I'll count from three to one and we'll turn around. - Ready?

Three, two, one.

Awesome. It looks great. You're so expressive.

Can you give us the photos?

Yes. Just add me on WeChat.

Sure. Come on.

Did you bring your phone?

I didn't, either.

Why didn't we bring our phones?

Fierce ghosts summoning you soul. Evil ghosts...

Look at this car. It's blocking us.

- Evil ghosts! - Fierce ghosts!

- Evil ghosts! - Fierce ghosts!

- Evil ghosts! - Fierce ghosts!

- Evil ghosts! - Fierce ghosts!

- Evil ghosts! - Fierce ghosts!

Xiaoqi, how should we scare Fang Leng next?

We won't scare him anymore.

It's so exhausting. I don't want to do it anymore.

How relaxing.

What is it?

Let's go and take a look.

What's this?

This is my magic weapon.

Women should take care of themselves as early as possible.

My moxibustion chair can not only enhance immunity and tone the body, but it can also delay aging.

Xiaoqi, come and try it.

Okay.

Relax.

How does it feel?

Do you feel a kind of warmth from inside and out.

Yes.

I feel my heart is racing.

My body temperature seems to be rising, too.

I am also sweating slightly.

I can feel it.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to deliver takeout and a package.

Here comes the elevator.

Wait for me.

Wait for me.

Wait. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

- Excuse me, thank you. - It can't fit.

Thank you.

[Fang Leng | CEO]

Assistant Han, can you reserve a VIP package for two at the hot spring resort?

Got it.

I'll arrange a car in advance to pick up Miss Chai.

What are you talking about?

I mean... I'll explain that to Miss Chai.

You're too busy at work.

So you can't pick her up in person.

Assistant Han, how many years is your employment contract?

It doesn't matter.

Most importantly, I'm willing to dedicate my life to the company.

Have you considered the feelings of the company?

"The company"?

Forget it.

Hurry and book it.

Okay.

"The feelings of the company"?

They must be grateful.

Hello, President Fang.

Are you having a good day today?

How did you get in?

I walked in.

Here comes your milk tea.

A moment, please.

Enjoy.

Chai Xiaoqi. Please don't challenge my patience.

Don't be so fierce.

I mainly came here to share my newly discovered moxibustion chair.

- It's really comfortable. - You're crazy.

Try it and you'll know how nice it is.

Let go.

Chai Xiaoqi. Let go!

We aren't that close yet.

We'll be friends after a few meetings.

Relax and exhale. Don't struggle.

Feel its warmth from inside and out.

It goes through your whole body.

It's very comfortable.

Why are you... so... strong?

It's very comfortable.

How come there is nothing yet?

Don't you feel it?

Be respectful.

Let go!

Let go!

Get your hands off me!

Chai Xiaoqi! Let go!

- Let go! - President Fang, I have...

Sorry. I've interrupted you.

Come back!

Get her out of here!

You don't need to kick me out. I can walk myself.

Why are you still here?

Bye.

Did you let her in?

I...

President Fang, did you fight with her?

Nonsense.

Tomorrow, I'll...

What do you think?

I'm impressed by you two.

You flirted with a man using my moxibustion chair.

I have never seen anyone with a brain like yours.

No. I didn't mean to flirt with him using this.

I thought...

Racing heart rate, rising body temperature, and slight sweating?

Silly girl.

President Fang wasn't scared or heated.

From my years of experience,

I suppose he's into you.

He's into me?

A sign of one person liking another.

"A person liking another"?

So I need him to fall for me.

Of course.

President Fang is a sought-after bachelor in our town.

Xiaoqi, you must seize the chance.

If you can get a young, capable,

handsome, motivated and domineering executive as your husband,

that will be a great blessing.

Boss Lady, I want to place an order!

Coming!

Xiaoqi, fighting!

Fighting!

Welcome.

Xiaoqi. Why don't I understand what she was talking about?

You're still young. It's okay.

Back then, he loved me so much that he forced me to marry him.

Now I just simply make him

fall for me.

It makes sense.

[Entering Payment System]

[Recent expenses: milk tea, watch, resort, golf]

[Recent expenses]

What have you found?

I hacked into his payment system.

It shows that he booked a VIP package for two at a hot spring resort tomorrow.

For two?

My goodness. Does he have another woman?

No way, we need to hurry up.

Xiaoqi, you were deceived by his hormones last time.

You must be careful this time.

Don't worry. No problem.

[Haicheng City Gaoxin District Xitianli Hot Spring Resort]

I've arrived. Where are you?

Okay.

Look for me at the private bath later.

Sir, your room key.

Thank you.

- Hi, I have a booking online. - Please wait.

Why is he sneaking around?

Dear, I like this hotel's environment.

I knew you'd like it.

- You're so annoying. - Come on.

Hello. I'm your smart attendant.

I'm sorry. It's the VIP zone ahead. You two can't enter.

I'll interfere with its system.

Go get change. I'll handle this.

I'm sorry.

I won't let your helping me be in vain.

Shall I upgrade your system?

[Upgrade Completed]

How can I be attractive for him?

Should I do this?

You're here.

Get soaked for a while. Take a break.

Have I been identified?

Does President Fang have a radar?

Come and massage my arm.

How annoying. Average personality with many flaws.

He seems sexier than last time.

Also, it's so bouncy.

Bouncy and silky.

We used to take showers together.

You still have the habit of molesting me.

It sounds as if he's been with this woman for years.

He hid it well.

Carry on.

Why are you so weak?

Brother, I'm here. I'll look for you now. [Fang Lie]

I've upgraded your dancing nerve. Isn't it awesome?

It's so cool.

- Don't shout. I look forward to dancing with you next time. - Hey!

You surely can't control a system that's not upgraded by you.

You...

Do you still remember me?

We met at the airport.

[Fang Lie, 22, Future Group CEO Fang Leng's younger brother]

Is he the one Fang Leng invited?

No way. I need to buy some time for Xiaoqi.

Hi, I'm Xiao Bu. Don't you like robots?

Let's play together for a while.

Wait. Why did you suddenly disappear last time?

Did I?

Did you not?

Didn't you run away first?

Another song. I'll change to another song for you.

Did I run away first?

Another song.

It's suffocating. I can't hold my breath anymore.

- Why is it you? - It's been me.

You asked me to go down.

You're so clingy.

Although you act like you hate me very much, you'll fall for me very soon.

You'll be madly in love with me.

Therefore, I allow you to like me now.

I think you should see a doctor.

You mustn't go.

At least give yourself a chance to know me.

Go away!

Wait. I...

You...

- Let go! - I didn't mean it.

- Brother, I've been looking... - Don't fight for it.

[Chest 112cm | Waist 77cm] (T/N: Chest 48 inches | waist 30 inches)

Hi!

Broad shoulders and narrow waist. Nice physique.

I'm sorry. I apologize.

I'm sorry. Carry on.

Fang Lie!

Listen carefully. I will never fall for a woman like you.

Stay out of my sight from now on!

Go away.

Everyone is bound to fall in love.

It's either you stay beautiful or make money to support the family.

Don't wait until you fall in love with me in the future and regret rejecting me

or feel sorry for shouting at me in the past.

Go ahead and regret it.

You'll regret it to death.

Come back!

Towel.

Hello.

I failed again.

Fang Leng is so difficult to deal with.

Don't worry.

We still have lots of chances.

At least we know Fang Leng didn't invite another woman.

It's just Fang Lie.

However, two men meet up sneakily at a hot spring resort.

It seems quite complicated.

You're right.

Sit down, Brother.

Come on.

Brother, I'm surprised that you know how to enjoy life.

You've found me a sister-in-law again.

Here.

You keep talking nonsense.

Why are you here when you're studying finance in the United States?

It seems like you don't want to go back.

I knew I couldn't hide it from my dear brother.

I want to pursue my painting dream.

How can I take my mother's arrangement?

Besides, I was born with an artist's soul.

I should pursue romance and freedom, so I came here looking for you.

Your mother will hate me if she knows I'm helping you.

Wait, Brother. Only you can help me now.

Don't let me down.

Brother. Brother.

Got it.

I found a workshop space for you yesterday.

You can work and live there.

It's rather remote and secluded. No one will be able to find you.

Brother, I love you so much.

Fang Lie! Behave yourself!

- Fang Lie... - You're my good brother!

No wonder he dislikes me. He hid it so deeply.

However, I think they look good together.

They're so close. The mission has become more difficult. What should we do?

Don't worry. I have a way.

Do you want to do this to Fang Lie?

Theoretically, this will be faster.

However, it'll violate Universal Peace Act.

I mean, I'll hold Fang Lie back while you deal with Fang Leng.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Brother, I will get a drink.

This one looks good.

Take this one.

Okay.

- What a coincidence. - Indeed.

I'm going to play with the robot and video game later.

- Do you want to join me? - I need to dine with my brother.

What? Do you like it, too?

- Let's go. - No, I...

Thank...

That's the reason you have a nice physique. You have a habit of exercising.

You're awesome.

I'll keep you company, okay?

Keep up the good work.

[Flower room introduction]

Hi.

Hi.

You don't even allow me to talk to you. How can I collect the hormones?

[Out!]

- Yes! - You're too good.

According to our bet, the loser has to tell a secret.

Actually, I should still be studying abroad.

I came back in secret. My mother still doesn't know.

He went to Fang Leng as soon as he came back.

They're way too close.

Come on. Let's play another round.

- If I lose again, I... - Promise me one more thing.

- Deal. - Okay.

Come on.

I'll be right back.

How did the hormones collection go?

Fang Leng totally ignored me when Fang Lie wasn't around.

I heard that bad guys on Earth are easily seduced.

Why is Fang Leng such an incompetent bad guy?

It seems I need to use my ultimate trick.

My goodness.

Why is he so handsome even under this kind of lighting?

Bad guy.

All bad guys are ugly. Ugly man. Ugly Fang Leng.

You're stalking me again.

You ignored me the whole day.

I told you many times. Stop appearing before me.

You don't allow me to talk to you or see you. You are not too respectful.

- Who's disrespecting whom? - You disrespect me.

- I don't want to argue with you. - Wait.

- You give me no choice but... - Out of my way.

Light Wave of Love!

♫ Who came into my heart secretly nipping at my ears? ♫

♫ Whispers of love are like candy ♫

♫ Sweetening the entire Milky Way ♫

♫ Crossing through the vast outer space ♫

♫ As expected, my thoughts of you come with love and affection ♫

♫ Planting a flower on your forehead ♫

♫ It is called the Flower of Eternity ♫

♫ Love is like a stroll in this exclusive starry sky ♫

♫ We warm each other up and seal up all the worries ♫

♫ Even if the sun rises and moon sets ♫

♫ and the four seasons alternate ♫

♫ There's not a wish in my heart that won't come true ♫

Mission accomplished!

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow ♫

♫ The determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, ♫

♫ I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫