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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien S2]

[Episode 1]

It's 10 a.m. on July 7, 2021, in Beijing time.

Good morning, Viewers. This is City News.

Fang Leng, President of the renowned Future Group, has successfully developed Hormone Element.

We've learned that the Hormone Element is a kind of element extracted from the human body.

It'll be used to make perfume.

It can produce a perfume that can boost dopamine secretion and make people feel happy.

In addition, he's having his wedding today with his fiancée. [Renowned entrepreneur Fang Leng is getting married today.]

It's deemed "double happiness."

[Fang Leng and Chai Xiaoqi]

Is the wedding about to start?

Yes.

Please wait for a moment.

The wedding ceremony is about to start.

It's already time. How come the bride is not here yet?

There she is.

I'm Chai Xiaoqi, a female alien from Cape Town Planet.

In 2019, I was forced to land on Earth due to a spaceship malfunction.

I rescued Fang Leng who almost got killed in a car accident,

but I accidentally dropped the messenger that can be used to contact my planet in his heart.

You're that person I'm looking for.

However, because of that, our paths crossed.

Can you be my girlfriend?

We turned from bickering enemies,

You're my girlfriend, you can only look at me.

to lovey-dovey lovers who experienced life and death.

I don't want her anymore.

My staying here is not because of the messenger,

it's you.

There's another name for love.

You completed me, Xiaoqi.

Let's be in love again.

My home is wherever you are.

Finally, we have overcome all obstacles and being able to walk down the wedding aisle.

How wonderful.

She can't compare with me when I was young.

However, they're quite a match.

Just be quiet.

I'm telling the truth.

The bride and groom are a perfect match.

Now I have two questions for the bride and groom.

First, I want to ask the handsome groom,

Mr. Fang Leng. Are you willing to marry Ms. Chai Xiaoqi

and be her lifetime companion in sickness or in health and for richer, for poorer?

I do.

Now I want to ask the pretty and kind bride, Miss Chai Xiaoqi.

Are you willing to marry Mr. Fang Leng

and be his lifetime companion in sickness or in health and for richer, for poorer?

I do.

The ring signifies a commitment that will last until death.

It also represents the beginning of a happy marriage for both of you.

Now we shall have the groom, Mr. Fang Leng, and the bride, Miss Chai Xiaoqi,

exchange the meaningful rings.

This ring looks very cute.

Do you still remember this sapphire?

You left it with me when you rescued me the first time.

I took it as a love token between us.

I specifically made it a heart shape.

When you're wearing it, I want to be watching over you in silence.

Congratulations!

Now the groom may kiss the bride.

Kiss her. Kiss her. Kiss her.

- This is bad. - Xiao Bu!

Oh no!

- Fang Leng. - No way.

Fang Leng!

- Xiaoqi! - Fang Leng!

- Fang Leng! - Xiaoqi!

Fang Leng.

- Fang Leng. - Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi!

- Fang Leng! - Xiaoqi!

Fang Leng!

Xiaoqi!

Fang Leng!

[Cape Town Planet, Prison]

You have violated the prohibition ban of the planet

on an unauthorized marriage.

The charge has now been confirmed.

Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi?

Why are you still resting with your eyes closed?

You're simply unconcerned.

Be quiet, Xiao Bu.

I'm not sure what kind of charges the organization will press on me.

I need to use this time to save all my memories with Fang Leng.

Watch out for me.

Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka#7 fell in love with a human being on Earth.

Based on the law of Cape Town, she should be sentenced to lifelong exile.

I agree. You're right.

This is a wake-up call to all Cape Town Planet citizens.

Let them know the consequence of going against the planet's beliefs.

Chief. If we merely want to punish #7, there's no problem with the execution according to the law.

However, if we want to safeguard our planet's beliefs, there is a better way to do this.

Number 7 was affected by the hormone on Earth.

People from Cape Town are addicted to the hormone, and it disables our judgments.

From what I know, Fang Leng, the human being on Earth, has refined the hormone

and developed a Hormone Element with greater power.

It's a huge threat to our planet.

I think we may use #7's identity as Fang Leng's wife.

Send her back to Earth to steal the Hormone Element and bring it back to us.

This is the only way to get to the bottom of the problem.

I'm willing to do this.

I'm willing to use my Chief candidacy as the guarantee for #7.

Number 7.

The organization will upgrade all your systems.

It'll erase all your memories on Earth and enter brand new memories.

Memories are being deleted

Fang Leng is a bad guy who develops a Hormone Element.

When you're carrying out your duty on Earth, you were bullied by him.

He even took you by force and forced you to marry him.

Although Fang Leng is your husband by law on Earth,

he's more like your irreconcilable enemy.

My husband by law.

Irreconcilable enemy.

I might be able to save you this time.

Hopefully, you won't be affected by the hormone again.

Have I become a human, too?

What do you think?

That's right, look.

This is good. [Searching... Searching on Earth]

Let's check the information on Fang Leng.

Okay.

Not bad.

Xiaoqi, our organization prepared so many outfits for us, why did you pick this one?

Don't you think this is the prettiest?

It's the bulkiest.

It will have the greatest air resistance and ground friction when we land on Earth.

It'll be a lot of trouble when we move around.

Why do you behave the same even though you've changed form?

Don't worry. I've prepared a lot of clothes.

It's just that Hormone Collector, why does it look... so funny?

The organization must have aimed for the sapphire's great storage space.

Hence, it's made into a collector.

However, it's certainly quite funny.

It must be a seized item from Earth.

An Earth product?

It's okay.

This mission has three elements:

fast, precise, and ruthless.

Land on Earth quickly. Find the Hormone Element precisely.

Then ruthlessly teach Fang Leng a lesson.

You must be careful this time.

We've been deceived by them once.

The organization has upgraded my firewall against the hormone.

They also gave me an ultimate weapon.

What is it?

You'll see when the time comes.

What's happening?

- Hurry and check. - Okay.

[Meteorite is coming]

- Xiao Bu! - Xiaoqi!

- Xiao Bu! - Xiaoqi!

Xiao Bu!

- Xiao Bu! - Xiaoqi!

Xiao Bu!

- Xiaoqi! - Xiao Bu!

Xiao Bu! Xiao Bu!

Xiaoqi!

- Xiaoqi! - Xiao Bu!

Xiaoqi!

New Women Power.

Future Group's 2018 new product launch will be held today.

It focuses on the beauty of women and showcases their charm.

The new product's spokesperson is Future Group's President, Fang Leng.

Pre-orders are in full swing since its launch.

[Future Group]

President Fang, the product launch will begin soon.

In order to avoid the fans, we'll enter through the back door.

Inform the security department, reinforce and guard the backdoor.

Yes, President Fang.

Wait. Earth.

I'll fly...

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Thank you.

Miss.

Please behave yourself.

I'm sorry.

The scent of human hormones.

Gosh, why do I fall for it again?

No way. No way.

I'm sorry.

Let me smell it again.

Why are you so familiar to me?

- Miss. Please behave yourself. - Let me smell it again.

Let me smell you again. Wait.

President Fang, you'll be on the stage soon.

Let me touch you for a bit longer.

President Fang. Looks like you're busy.

There's no rush. I'll buy you some time.

No. Assistant Han!

No.

Don't go. Don't!

You're strange.

President Fang?

He's Fang Leng.

No wonder he looked familiar.

Am I not his wife?

Why did he pretend not to recognize me?

Strange.

[New Women Power]

Next, we'll invite Future Group's President, as well as the makeup ambassador, Mr. Fang Leng, to the stage.

You're so handsome, Fang Leng!

Fang Leng, you're so handsome!

Fang Leng! Look here, Fang Leng!

Fang Leng, you're so handsome!

- Fang Leng, look this way! - Fang Leng!

You're so handsome!

Fang Leng, you're great!

You're so handsome!

- Fang Leng! - Look here!

I love you!

Fang Leng, I love you!

All right, next, it's the interview session.

First of all, let me introduce myself.

I'm Future Group's President, Fang Leng.

President Fang! President Fang, you're very handsome!

- Thank you very much for attending the launch of the new season's makeup line. - Excuse me. Let me have a look, too.

Actually, Future Group is developing many new products.

As I said, you may see that our theme today is "New Women Power".

I hope that this time, our product can let all consumers

and all women showcase their own unique charm.

Good!

As Future Group's owner and makeup ambassador, we know you must be very busy with work.

I wonder if you're still single.

I'm still single.

You're single?

I...

I actually think that love relies on fate.

- President Fang! - I love you!

President Fang!

All the fans are actually curious.

What type of girl do you prefer?

I'll ask you questions, and you'll choose, okay?

Sure.

Thank you.

Do you prefer a long-haired or a short-haired girl?

Long-haired girl.

I have long hair! [Long hair]

Do you prefer a girl with double or single eyelids?

- Undoubtedly double eyelids. - Undoubtedly... single eyelids. [Single eyelids]

Single eyelids!

Unbelievable.

Active and cheerful or gentle and quiet?

A gentle girl. [Gentle and quiet]

I'll endure it.

Would you consider a fan who confesses her love to you? [Yes]

You've gone too far.

It doesn't matter what I picked just now.

I firmly believe that every girl has her own charm.

So I hope every one of you can see your own uniqueness.

- I also hope you'll use Future Group's makeup products, - Miss.

live with excitement and be confident.

- Thank you, everyone. - Miss.

President Fang, we love you!

President Fang, we support you!

Give it to me.

Self-confidence? What a bad guy.

Come down!

Be quiet! Be quiet!

I came up here today to tell you the truth.

I'm Mrs. Fang.

This guy, Fang Leng, is married, okay?

- No, I'm Mrs. Fang! - Yes, we are!

I'm Mrs. Fang!

We're Mrs. Fang!

I am! I'm Mrs. Fang!

We're Mrs. Fang!

I...

We are!

Fang Leng, I just left not long ago.

what do you mean by getting so many Mrs. Fang?

I'm sorry.

Hello, this fan of mine.

Stay calm, everyone.

Future Group has specially prepared a gift for you today.

My staff will give it to you.

Please follow our staff.

Assistant Han.

I'm sorry.

- Wait. - Hello. I'm President Fang's assistant. I'm Han Zhiming.

Miss. Although Mr. Fang is still single and available, you should work harder if you want to become Mrs. Fang.

He isn't single.

- Thank you for today. - Hurry up!

- Don't touch me. - I'm really glad that you can be here and be with me...

I can handle all of you.

Why is this hormone so strong?

No.

I shouldn't be stunned by the human hormone anymore,

unless you carry Hormone Element. I see.

What are you doing?

Is he immune against Time Stopping?

A-A-Alien.

Enjoy, Mr. and Mrs. Fang.

Ladies and gentlemen, there was a situation at our press conference just now.

It's been resolved. Please stay tuned.

Even a press conference can go wrong.

I cannot expect too much from him.

Shida, didn't you say you wanted him to be the acting president for three years?

It's been a year. He hasn't achieved much.

He's just fooling around.

If he goes on like this, I'm worried he'll lose all our old clients.

Fang Lie has been studying abroad for almost a month now.

How is he doing?

The brat doesn't even give us a call.

Mom, Dad.

Son, why are you at Starbucks again?

Do you have enough money? Tell me.

Don't be too harsh on yourself.

No, Mom. I'm here with my classmates to do some coursework.

If you don't believe it, let me introduce my classmate, Mike.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

Look. How good is your son?

He just left for several days,

and he already speaks English so eloquently.

He'll settle down quickly when he joins the firm.

Mom, I need to rush to do my MBA coursework.

I have to go. Bye.

- All right. Go ahead. - Bye.

Take care of yourself and eat well.

Thanks, Brother.

Do we know each other?

That girl has been sleeping there for quite a while. It's a bit strange.

Is it?

Let's check on her.

Let's go.

Young lady.

Young lady. Wake up.

Young lady. Why are you here?

Show me your ID.

Young lady.

[Computer performance is damaged. Superpower can't be used.]

[Warning: If you're not registered on Earth, you will be sent to the police station.]

Wait.

A girl is suspected to be an illegal immigrant.

Chase her!

We haven't seen each other for a long time. Do you miss me?

I've just come back. [Fang Lie]

I can give you a chance to take me in. [Fang Lie]

[Fang Lie] [Fang Leng: I don't care.]

Are you kidding me, Brother? [Fang Lie]

We used to share a bed when we were young. [Fang Lie]

Do you have to be so mean? [Fang Lie]

Stop!

Stop right there! There!

- Stop! - Am I exposed?

Stop! Don't run!

Stop!

- Don't run! - Keep up!

You run pretty fast.

Where are they?

- I don't know. - I'm running away from my mom.

- Let's check over there. - What about you?

Stop them!

Those in uniforms.

They are chasing you?

Who else?

They're here!

- Come on! - Don't run!

- Stop! - Don't run!

[Future Group]

I'm going outside to take a look.

[Turning into tortoise mode.]

They've left. You can come out.

Where is she?

A little tortoise?

Wake up.

Stop knocking. My CPU is in my brain. [System Warning]

The system will collapse if you knock me again.

Hey! [System Warning]

Hey!

I'm so dizzy.

[System Warning]

[Sunny Apartment]

This outfit is more comfortable.

Hormone Element might be in his house.

I can't contact Xiao Bu anyway.

I'll find it myself.

I left not long ago. You've changed the password.

Bad guy.

Why is there only a pair of slippers?

Why is it like a bachelor's pad?

There's not even a thing of mine.

I'm sorry, Miss.

Although Mr. Fang is still single and available, you should work harder if you want to become Mrs. Fang.

I know. He pretended like he didn't know me.

He must have cut ties with me when I was about to leave.

Bad guy.

I have a mission. I'll come to you later.

President Fang, the launch for today is good overall.

Although there was a small episode during the event, it didn't affect the overall outcome.

Also, your speech was so insightful.

Anyway, it was very insightful.

You brought me to tears.

Enough.

You may go now.

You hide it quite well. You're good at hiding it, bad man.

This is bad. I can't be seen by him.

A scent of hormones.

No way. I still have a mission.

I'll take action after he falls asleep.

I'm exhausted.

I'll find it again tomorrow.

I'll take a break.

It's so silky and bouncy.

Delicate, smooth, and supple.

It's so silky and bouncy.

- Who are you? - I...

Hi. I'm Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka#7.

I'm known as Chai Xiaoqi on Earth.

Why is it Chai?

Chai Xiaoqi.

How did you get inside my home?

Is it strange to enter my own home?

You, however, threw all my things away.

You pretend this is a bachelor pad.

Stop pretending to be innocent, insane, and amnesiac.

You're cunning.

What are you trying to say?

Stop the nonsense. Where's the Hormone Element? Hand it to me.

If there's something wrong with your brain, I can call 120 for you now. (T/N: 120 is the number for calling an ambulance in China)

However, if you're mentally fit yet acting like a fool, I'll call 110 now. (T/N: 110 is the number for calling the police in China)

How can you use public resources for a fight between husband and wife?

Not even the rubbish bin can pretend as well as you.

You think I can't live without you, don't you?

I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want to argue with you. Bye.

Assistant Han. Look into a woman named Chai Xiaoqi.

Check my previous relationship with her.

Xiao Bu, why are you here?

After detecting your signal, I crawled the entire night to find you.

Why are you back in your original form as a tortoise?

You're so hot.

Don't mention it. My heat dissipation system was damaged when I landed.

Prolonged and intense movements, along with the constant knock on my head by a human, have messed up my whole system.

I can't be restored into human form.

By the way, did you get the Hormone Element?

I couldn't find it after searching around the house.

I reckon it's still with the company's R and D Department.

- Let's go straight to the R and D Department. - Hold on.

Xiaoqi, turn me around.

It's 8 a.m. on October 10, 2018, on Earth. [October 10, 2018, 8:00 a.m.]

Future Group's Security Team begins work at 9 a.m.

If we depart to the R and D Department now, we still have an hour to act.

Xiao Bu.

Why have you lost count of time after your system messed up?

Based on the time of our time travel, it's 2021 on Earth.

[2018]

2018?

The test is completed. The time on Earth is operating normally,

but the cosmic time orbit deviated from its original trajectory due to an unknown turbulence

and a sudden intervention of the spaceship.

We finally landed on the wrong time track.

What do you mean?

In short, we traveled through the wrong time tracks

and went back one year before you were stranded on Earth.

What?

I'm sorry.

I met Fang Leng in 2019.

It's 2018 now. No wonder he didn't recognize me.

We haven't officially met before.

My goodness.

Stop swinging, Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi, stop swinging.

I'm so dizzy.

Shouldn't you find a way to restore my human form?

- Good morning, President Fang. - Good morning, President Fang.

- Good morning, President Fang. - Good morning, President Fang.

Good morning, President Fang.

- Good morning, President Fang. - Good morning, President Fang.

Confirmed Recognition.

President Fang, your rainy weather heterosexual amnesia is a self-protection mechanism you use after rain.

You forget all women you recently contacted.

- Also... - Don't make it complicated.

I only forget the women I've contacted.

I remember my illness, though.

I said it just in case.

After setting up your memory database, I've entered all your women's information into it.

Other than me, Dr. Zhang has access to it, too.

Your desktop is so messy. Do you want me to cut your bonus?

We've very little time for such a complex project. I haven't had time to sort them out yet. [Memory Bank Management System]

However, don't worry.

[Memory Bank Data Backend, Chai Xiaoqi] [No such person!]

No information about Chai Xiaoqi is found.

Therefore, she isn't an ex-girlfriend whom you forgot due to your rainy weather heterosexual amnesia.

Why did she suddenly appear in my house?

She must be a fan.

Girls nowadays are crazy about their idols.

However, she acted like she is close to me when she showed up at my house.

She even felt like it was natural for her to live in my house.

That's more like it.

Fans nowadays view their idols like their husbands.

When they meet you, they fall in love with you for life.

How can you use public resources for a fight between husband and wife?

Contact the security team.

Upgrade all the security systems at my house and the company.

Okay.

[Memory Bank Data Backend, Chai Xiaoqi] [No such person!]

Who are you actually?

- Wait. - Welcome.

May I know what you would like to drink?

A glass of milk tea. No milk, tea nor water. More ice cubes, please.

Sure.

Here's a friendly reminder. You still need to pay the original price.

Sure.

- Sorry, I've served the wrong drink. - What's the problem with young people nowadays?

Wait. It'll be right here.

Your special milk tea. Enjoy.

Thank you.

Hurry up! Soak me in it.

- Gosh, why is there another person? - Sit.

What's wrong with my eyesight?

Hurry up. Send a distress signal to our home planet.

What's happening?

The impact of landing has damaged my central nerve.

The messenger seems to be broken.

We have no choice but to complete the mission no matter what.

However, it's 2018.

Fang Leng doesn't know me at all.

Hormone Element hasn't been developed. I can't possibly obtain it.

We can't send any signal.

We have to wait until the home planet detects our signal.

Before that, we're left to wander around.

Had I known how difficult and dangerous the mission would be, I would've brought more equipment.

Now I only have this useless collector.

What's the point of having you?

Hormone of a male human.

Cape Town's grade 10 banned substance.

What? Are you serious?

Is there hormone in it?

When did I collect it?

Fang Leng.

He's my one and only contact after I came to Earth.

Other than using the messenger to send a signal, collecting a full bar of hormone with the collector

can also automatically send a signal to contact the home planet.

We can collect the hormone of male humans when Hormone Element has yet to be developed.

That'll be considered a success when we travel back to the home planet.

We can go home. We can go home by collecting hormones.

Xiao Bu Bu. Well done.

I think the move was okay.

- You still need to practice. - Yes.

It's strong enough.

Okay.

Here comes the opportunity.

I'm going to collect their hormone.

Look. It happens to be airing "Produce 101." (T/N: An idol reality show in China)

- Have you watched it before? - Of course.

Is it the one in the back?

Yes. This move isn't bad.

Not really.

It's very powerful.

It'd be great if we could appear on the stage one day.

- Why is there no hormone when they're so young? - By the way...

I don't feel addicted.

We'll participate in it next year.

There they are. Watch this.

They're good.

My posture was wrong?

- That one. - Look at me.

Look at me.

You just need to laugh a bit.

All I want is the hormone.

Once I succeed in my mission, my mission will be accomplished.

Please laugh.

What is she doing?

What's this supposed to mean?

I don't know.

- What are you doing? - What do you want?

Insane.

I'm sorry.

Is she insane?

Are you two spies sent over by the tea house across the street?

You did this to chase my customers away.

You indeed put on a great show.

Tell me. How much do they pay you a day?

I'll pay you ‎‎‎¥‎1 more.

Work for me.

You may have misunderstood. We aren't spies.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

Stop.

Did you two forget anything?

What did we forget?

I know. You want a five-star rating, don't you?

I want you to pay!

I forgot to pay her.

I'm sorry.

- Thank you. - Wait a second.

Don't think you can fool me with two pieces of glass.

How dare you dine and dash in my territory.

Go.

I...

Based on our galaxy exchange rate, the crystal given to her is much more valuable than the currency on Earth.

That's right.

They can spend a lot with the crystal.

The human doesn't appreciate it.

Why couldn't I collect hormones just now?

What's the problem?

How did you collect hormones from Fang Leng last time?

Last time?

Let me think.

Last time.

Is it limited to collecting his hormone only?

What are you doing?

Why are you working so slowly? The cups...

He should be around.

Look around.

No way. Too much movement.

The temperature is getting out of control again.

I can't see it clearly.

I think he's around.

Hurry and find a place to rest. I'll be right back.

Go for it.

Fang Leng. Wait.

Do you think you can attract me with your dance?

Why are there no hormones collected?

How can I go home without collecting it?

♫ Who came into my heart ♫

♫ secretly nipping at my ears? ♫

♫ Whispers of love are like candy ♫

♫ Sweetening the entire Milky Way ♫

♫ Crossing through the vast outer space ♫

♫ As expected, my thoughts of you come with love and affection ♫

♫ Planting a flower on your forehead ♫

It's indeed you.

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget the path we've taken together ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫