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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry, ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 6]

I was just trying to collect Hormone Element.

Does he have to go this far?

What are you doing?

This way...

You won't kick the blanket anymore.

Perfect.

You thought you could tie me up with a belt.

Looks like you don't take my superpower seriously.

It wasn't easy to get you into my hands.

I will never let you go so easily.

I must get my hands on the Hormone Element.

Xiao Leng Leng.

What is this?

Amplifying defense system. Amplifying.

Amplifying.

Assistant Han. Your new doorknob is so wonderful.

Good job.

Thank you for the compliment, President Fang.

My doorknob is specially designed to deal with those little brats.

President Fang, it's so late already. Why haven't you gone to bed yet?

Please take care of your body.

President Fang, are you having insomnia?

Let me sing you a lullaby.

♪ President Fang is the best in the world ♪

♪ Having President Fang's assistant is like a precious gem ♪

♪ Having President Fang's assistant is like a precious gem ♪

♪ Run into President Fang's embrace ♪

Turn off the alarm clock if you dare.

Get up if you dare.

Don't hide under the blanket without making a sound. I know you can hear me.

I know you can hear me. I know you can hear me.

Get up. Get up.

It's 9 a.m.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng?

Fang Leng?

"I'm off to work. Make sure you get home early."

He's gone to work?

Rotate in the direction of the arrow.

What are you doing?

Sister Chai told me to set this off when you return.

Xiaoqi. How was your faking sick yesterday?

I got really sick, and he believed it.

Seriously?

Then we will be able to make it soon.

He's always busy.

I don't even have time to see him, let alone collect Hormone Element.

Then you should go to work with him every day and disrupt his work.

If Future Group goes bankrupt, he'll be able to stay home all day.

But I'm not good at causing troubles.

I just focus on how to get things done.

When it comes to causing a disturbance...

Okay.

What's the matter? What does that mean?

Come in.

After you left the house, my condition got worse.

But now it's better.

How did you get in?

I walked in.

Assistant...

Han.

[CEO office]

A smart assistant like me will never interfere with the boss' business.

President Fang, I cared so much for you.

Please let go. I'm working.

I'm in the healing process.

What do you want?

As you can see, I'll recover if I stay with you.

So, can you let me work with you?

My company does not accept idlers.

I'm very smart. You just don't see it yet.

You said you'd make it up to me.

You can do that by giving me a job.

Look!

Look at me!

In my current state,

only you can help me.

President Fang.

If you really want to work for this company, you will have to follow all the rules I set up.

If you violate them, I will fire you immediately.

- But if you set up those overbearing rules, then I... - Leave.

I agree.

Listen.

First,

I am the boss, and you are the employee.

You must obey all my rules unconditionally. If you break them, I will dismiss you immediately.

Second, don't let anyone in the company know you're my ex-girlfriend.

If you disclose it, I'll fire you.

Third, you are an employee.

You must finish all the work assigned to you.

If you make any major mistakes, I will fire you immediately.

If you have any objections, the first rule applies, understood?

Yes, Sir!

Come to work tomorrow at 10 a.m. Don't be late.

I can start now.

Rule number one.

Don't worry, Boss. I am the best.

Tomorrow, I'll show you the best of me.

Keep it up. Work hard and cheer up.

Give up.

It's the left leg.

Yes, sir.

[Office Romance Project]

You made it!

Here you go, Xiaoqi.

You can do it!

- You can do it. - I can do it!

Good morning, President Fang.

- Hi! - Hi.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Hi.

What are you doing?

I'm going to work with you.

Do you think I look different today?

Have you forgotten about the three rules?

Of course, I remember.

Obey all your rules, complete all the tasks, and do not reveal our relationship.

I didn't break any of them.

I even brought you breakfast.

Doesn't it smell good?

Then I'll add one more rule.

Stay 10 meters (33 ft.) away from me at work.

Yes, Sir!

I've been on every kind of fancy spaceship.

What's the big deal about a four-wheeled car?

I don't need it.

I have to stay in a good mood on my first day at work.

Cheer up. Be happy.

I didn't expect the work atmosphere to be like this.

I used to come here for food delivery.

From today onward, I'm officially a white-collar worker in the city. [Chai Xiaoqi | Administration | Secretary]

I will get close to Fang Leng on all fronts and finish collecting the hormone in no time.

Well done.

Miss Chai.

Miss Chai!

I will take you to your desk.

"My desk"?

Okay.

Miss Chai.

This is your desk.

Here?

This is too far away.

Can you arrange another seat for me?

Fang Leng! Fang...

President Fang.

Well, he told me to stay ten meters away from him.

Can you change my seat? A little closer to him would be nice.

- I'll give it a try. - Please.

Miss Chai is not happy with her current seat.

Can you arrange a new one for her?

This is not her company. She can't do things at will.

She can leave if she's not happy.

President Fang said

this is the best seat in the company.

It's bright, breezy, and most importantly,

it's close to the toilet, which is very convenient.

I don't find it convenient at all.

I think it's more convenient to be near him.

Please talk to him again. I’m begging you.

Thank you.

President Fang.

Miss Chai feels that sitting next to you will help her excel in the company and give full force to her work ability.

- So... - Tell her to stop haggling and focus on her job.

If she makes more than three mistakes, she will be fired.

Okay.

This is tiring.

So?

President Fang is rooting for you.

He said youngsters should be up to the challenge.

Giving a talented girl like you three chances to make mistakes at work is more than enough.

No way.

Would an indifferent guy like him say something so passionate?

I don't buy that.

Anyway, in short, hang in there, Miss Chai.

Keeping you in the company was the first courteous thing the icy CEO did for you.

You must not be fired.

Otherwise, it will be a disaster.

What?

Here are the documents for the meeting later.

Please make ten copies.

Don't forget that.

He's underestimating me.

Three chances?

I don't even need one.

It’s just copying the documents.

How do I make copies?

I remember now.

Goodness.

How do I use this?

I've only seen this in textbooks.

So magical.

Like this?

This is so much fun.

You're wasting paper and toner.

This is your first warning.

I know how to do this.

Recently, there've been a lot of articles published by marketing agencies smearing our cosmetic products.

There were also some beauty bloggers who openly denigrated our products, defying our reputation.

What about the data report?

Coming. Sorry.

Here. One for you.

- Here you go. - The data shows that on the 20th of last month

- Sorry. - we had a lot of bad reviews, and our rating dropped significantly.

According to our analysis, this probably is…

Australian natural lanolin cream, which makes your skin...

This... this is the wrong copy.

No, I didn’t make the wrong copies.

I just took the wrong one.

Anyway, as a result of the bad reviews, the sales of the new product have dropped significantly.

The last few days have also seen the lowest record ever.

President Fang, our Public Relations Team has negotiated privately with several marketing agencies,

but they refused to relent no matter what terms we offered.

Private negotiation will only make outsiders think our products are really faulty.

We got so many bad reviews in just three days.

Someone must be behind this.

No way.

How can this happen?

How did such a big problem happen on my first day at work?

Now, do as I say.

PR Department, immediately issue a legal statement on the product's official website.

Formally warn those accounts that have been maliciously spreading false claims.

Secondly, we can't rely entirely on the marketing team this time.

After all, we know our own products the best.

Technical Department, analyze the disinformation videos and see if you can find some clues.

Also, evaluate the bad reviews and see what their targets are.

Collaborate with the R and D Department to officially experiment and find more data as soon as possible.

Finally, work with the sales team to find a way to clear our name.

Thirdly, you may have to work overtime today to come up with a solution to the crisis.

Although the situation is not optimistic at the moment, take this as a lesson.

A crisis can be turned into an opportunity.

I didn’t expect him to be so charming at work.

Tell me as soon as the result of the product analysis is out, got it?

- Fang Leng, I... - Ten meters away. Have you forgotten?

Don’t forget.

Don't worry. You were so cool just now.

Really. It was like you had a halo around you.

You are handsome, super handsome.

You're shining like a star.

It’s so cool!

Miss Chai. This is a bit too much.

Will such a handsome, smart boss personally guide me?

I'm so smart.

If you guide me yourself, I will definitely improve super fast.

You have so much energy to make up such an excuse.

Do you have nothing to do?

Xiaoqi! Chai Xiaoqi!

Make me a coffee after you refill the water.

- Xiaoqi, where's my takeout? - Okay, that's all.

Okay.

- Xiaoqi, have you made the copies? - Have you picked up my package, Xiaoqi?

Xiaoqi, where is my file?

Xiaoqi, don't forget to order my milk tea.

Xiaoqi, don't forget the minutes of the meeting.

Xiaoqi! Xiaoqi!

Give me a break.

Is it that tiring?

Deliver these files for me.

Can I have an assistant? Please.

You only have three chances. If you make another mistake, you can just leave.

- I'll go now. - Hold on.

We will solve this problem for you.

Okay, sorry about that.

I will confirm with the supplier now.

Hello, this is Future Group.

Is there an update to the submission?

Hello, this is Future Group.

Yes, we accept an unconditional return.

Okay, we got it.

We have run out of trial packs of the new product.

Do you mind another offer?

Rest assured.

Do you have any questions?

Here's the latest list of processes. Please check.

Thank you.

Yes? Go ahead.

Okay, noted.

President Fang.

The PR Department has located a new marketing team and is now working intensively to come up with a solution.

Okay, go on.

Okay, I'll call you again later.

Don't worry, President Fang.

Under your leadership, we will definitely be able to ride the waves,

sail straight ahead, break through hardships and move forward.

This little hiccup is not a big deal.

Aren't you tired of being so hyper?

Assistant Han.

Keep an eye on Chai Xiaoqi.

We're all so busy. Don't let her cause any trouble.

No problem.

You can leave Madam Chai to me.

President Fang.

Who do you think is behind this?

This is so unethical.

President Fang.

You've gone to a lot of trouble to make me step down this time, haven't you?

You're making me confused.

You should step down if you've made a major mistake and caused serious losses to the company.

This has nothing to do with me.

Is that so?

An arrow is more deadly than a bullet.

I'm just worried that this time it's another insider job.

Except for us veteran staff, you were the one who interviewed and hired the staff since your appointment.

How could there be a traitor?

Here's my advice to you. Have faith in your staff and more importantly, have faith in yourself.

Don't worry.

Once this is over, I'm going to bring the whole company back in line.

I will not spare those who have a hidden agenda.

Sister.

Fang Leng seems to know.

Never mind.

Without proof, what can he do about it?

Besides, if I don't deal with him, do you think he'd treat me like his own mother?

You can rest assured.

He's on shaky ground.

I doubt he has the guts.

Raising children for old age is not the point, the point is that they have to be biological.

Son, where are you?

Mom, I'm in the library.

Good. Son, listen up.

Mom, I have studying to do. If there's nothing else, I'll hang up first.

You're studying abroad.

Why are you always surrounded by Chinese people on video calls?

No, she is not Chinese. She's Korean. Look.

Hello, Auntie. Nice to meet you! (T/N: In Korean)

Hey, Tom, long time no see.

Hold on. Let's study together. (T/N: In Japanese)

We'll have dinner together tonight. (T/N: In French)

Son, your classmate speaks so many languages.

- Mom, I'm busy now. I'll talk to you later. Bye. - Goodbye.

Bye! (T/N: In Korean)

Impressive, Xiao Bu.

You can speak so many foreign languages.

This is nothing.

You fixed my computer, I lied for you. We have each other's backs.

It was not a bad lie.

It was actually a white lie to ease my mother's feelings.

You won't get it. It's a display of high emotional intelligence.

Let's go. The server room is upstairs.

Okay.

Here.

This is the science museum I was telling you about.

And this is the most advanced computer.

What do you think?

Not bad at all.

This should be able to handle my central system.

Fang Lie, can you get me a bottle of juice?

Didn't you just buy one? You also bought me a bottle.

I bought the wrong one. Get me another kind.

What... What do you want?

Fruit and vegetable juice.

Go.

I'll be here.

[Unlocking System]

[Welcome]

[Signal inputs completed]

[Confirm | Ready]

Xiao Bu, you are really something.

You have hidden talents.

You've got me wrong. I'm not... I'm not an...

You can play games, able to paint, and fix computers.

You're amazing.

You are totally right.

I am indeed quite talented.

Thank you for today.

No big deal. I just bought you an entrance ticket.

Besides, I am your boyfriend.

It's my pleasure.

So couples can skip certain parts of social etiquettes.

However, aren't kissing and hugging also social etiquettes?

I saw couples in movies and dramas kiss, hug, and make love.

Say no more.

Mind your words or it will be censored.

Which floor should I deliver these to?

- Third floor. - "Third floor"?

Yes, third floor.

Third floor again?

This is the fifth time.

Since it's on the third floor, why not give it to me in one go?

The lifts are out of order. You should take the stairs.

"Out of order"?

Why now? It broke down when I need it?

You want me to run up the stairs? No way.

Your files.

[Sunny Apartment]

I am exhausted. Really.

Why do humans go to work?

Because their families are poor, it's hard to win the lottery,

money doesn't grow on trees, and there's no free lunch in this world.

So they have to work hard to earn a good living.

I'm going to die from exhaustion.

Xiaoqi, let's do it another way.

What is it?

Xiaoqi, it looks like you're going bald.

Am I losing hair?

This is the first time in my life that I’m losing my hair.

I give up.

Xiaoqi.

I quit.

This can’t be it.

If I quit, my efforts today will be wasted.

Xiao Bu. Turn on the computer.

[One hundred office survival tips]

[Punch in early and punch out late.] [Do as ordered.]

[Put your boss first before everything.]

[One hundred office survival tips]

[Be diligent always.]

[Check your blood if you're related to the boss.]

Yesterday's Xiaoqi is dead.

I am now Niuhuru Seven. (T/N: Resembles 007)

Photocopiers. Make ten copies each.

Okay.

[Connecting printer…]

[Printer connected]

[2018 Cosmetic Line Data Analysis]

The file on the left is the list of proposals submitted by the department managers in descending order of feasibility.

On the right is the analysis of the disinformation videos and malicious comments.

The one with the red paperclip is the most influential.

P.S. Don't you think I'm more outstanding today?

What does "mwah" mean?

It means "Thank you."

Miss Chai. Why are you here?

I'm here to coordinate work.

You're not going to tell President Fang that I'm slacking off, are you?

I treat you sincerely.

You're not a double agent to replace me as CEO’s assistant, are you?

"D-Double agent"? What is that?

What did you watch just now? It looked interesting.

What is this?

This is my favorite livestream.

"Livestream"?

So this is live.

Why are there diamond rings

- and rockets? - They're gifts from fans.

- It's the most valuable. - Really?

You can make money with this?

Yes.

Look, diamond rings.

Diamond rings are not very valuable.

Miss Chai, listen.

This is our secret.

You must never tell President Fang.

Don't worry. I won't tell him.

Here, look at this.

Who won't you tell?

Meeting at 3 p.m.

Don't waste time with idlers.

Also, don't interfere with other people's work.

Gosh.

He said you are an idler. Does that upset you?

I'll get the files ready.

M-Meeting.

[Meeting Room]

Once the official statement was released, most of the disinformation videos were automatically deleted.

The most important thing now is to regain the trust of our customers and recover sales numbers.

Yes.

President Fang, since the current products are not well received,

why not take advantage of the publicity and launch some new products?

This will certainly achieve twice the results in terms of publicity.

Still, avoidance will not solve the present crisis.

It will only make consumers continue to lose trust in us.

President Fang, I believe we can lower the overall price of the products and add more special offers to increase sales.

I don't think there are problems with our products.

I won't consider any option that is just about restoring sales but doesn't contribute to the brand image.

- But we don't have any suitable proposals at the moment. - Yes.

We can do livestreaming.

"Livestreaming"?

Yes.

Miss Chai. Keep your ideas for later.

Aren't we trying to restore the image of our brand?

Through livestreaming, viewers can have a better idea of the authenticity of our products.

Then the rumors will be dispelled.

But there are so many cases of livestreaming fraud nowadays.

Even if we can really prove ourselves on camera,

viewers may not believe our authenticity when they see us live.

If some don't believe it, others will.

What people hate are those fake livestreams.

If we display our products with dedication, people will definitely feel our sincerity.

- Yes. - She's right.

I think it will work.

It's worth a try.

President Fang, I think this method is really worth trying.

It's low-cost and can reach a broad audience.

That's right.

Right now, we really don't have any other way.

Give it a try.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Wise decision, President Fang.

Look.

I'm using Future Group's Matte Collection. [Is this the makeup?]

Take a look. [Entering live chat room.]

[So few viewers.] [I like this color.]

I think this color is quite subtle on the face.

The color is soft and natural, isn't it?

It's more suitable for everyday makeup.

You can use it for daily work makeup.

It's also a nice shade for professional makeup.

[Too much filter.] [The makeup is not nice.]

[Is this the makeup?] [Filter warning.]

[What is going on?]

[Were you hired by them?]

[It's hard to earn money now. It all depends on what she says.]

I knew you would question the authenticity. [Host, can we do something real?]

That's why I've set up a feature called “A Day at the Gym."

President Fang. The Marketing Department is monitoring the comments in real time.

I will keep you informed if any problems arise.

Where is Chai Xiaoqi?

Miss Chai should be doing live-streaming at the gym right now.

It should be starting soon.

President Fang, the gym is actually very close.

It's right downstairs.

If you have time...

I'm sure you don't have time for that.

You're only devoted to your work.

I should learn from you, wasting all the time...

I mean, putting all the passion in my job.

Livestreaming...

All collections of Future Group's cosmetics are the most...

President Fang, here is the information you requested.

Thanks.

See?

With all the sweating, my face and my makeup still look amazing, right?

This is because I used Future Group's Setting Powder.

Seriously, it makes my makeup last for a long time.

"Sprayed water on my face"?

Haven't I sweated enough?

[Leave if you don't want to watch. No personal attack here.]

[Mutual respect comes first in communication.]

[The makeup is great.] [The makeup is nice. I like orange-colored makeup.]

- Bill, please. - No need to pay. It's on the house today! [The host's makeup is amazing.]

Thank you for coming. [The face cream is great.]

[Don't sabotage the host.] [The color of the powder is nice.]

[Anti-aging is important.] [Skincare is important to night owls.]

Xiao Bu, be aware of the keyboard warriors!

All right. It's all about speed. [Future Group's cosmetics are the greatest.]

Bring it on.

[Be civilized in commenting on social media.]

[Keep the Internet clean.]

They go all out.

We are outnumbered by those keyboard warriors. [What you said is not right.]

They are coming on strong. I can't hold it any longer.

Don’t you worry. [You are bad guys!]

I will destroy them. [What you said is not right.]

What did you post? It's worthless.

This person is pretty good.

He speaks boldly and without profanity.

Factual but not overbearing.

Thumbs up.

Do you mean "Today I Love the Boss More" or "The Cold Rain Lashing My Face"?

They are both good. [Sweat so much, so hardworking.]

One is gentle, the other is bold.

The best!

[Being truthful with objective analysis.]

[Haters should go away. No malicious comments to the host and the products.]

[No public booing is allowed.]

Is it waterproof?

You'll know right away.

Why am I suddenly so dizzy?

Did I work out too much?

That's not what you think.

Hold on.

Here we go.

Can you see me?

My makeup doesn't smudge.

It sticks to my skin.

It's still on.

Xiaoqi!

♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫