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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just like the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 23]

[Chai]

When did Fang Leng first speak up for Xiaoqi?

When my colleagues thought I stole the Hormone Element.

When doing live streaming at the gym.

When you were on livestreaming, many of the comments kept questioning you.

So I just swore back at them.

I remember.

Are you the one who sent a lot of gifts during the live stream? You are that “Cold Rain Lashing On My Face."

♪ The cold rain lashing on my face ♪

♪ I've betrayed you like an executioner ♪

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bravo.

It was me.

Not bad.

Xiaoqi and President Fang.

You two basically passed the test.

- Yes! - Well done!

Next couple.

- Okay. - Your turn.

- Good luck. - Go for it.

What is Fang Lie's favorite food?

- Everything Fang Leng bought for him. - Seafood.

He likes to eat anything that Fang Leng buys or that he doesn't have to pay for.

She's right.

Is that so?

Don't you agree?

Okay, next question.

What will make Fang Lie's heart flutter?

First place trophy.

Xiao Bu.

"Xiao Bu."

So sweet.

Although the two of you now are not in tune,

as long as you try to feel each other when you hang out,

you will slowly build mutual understanding.

Go for it! Fighting!

We can do it.

Sister Chai, how about you and Dr. Zhang?

Dr. Zhang is a psychiatrist.

It's definitely not fair for him to play this with Sister Chai.

Let's play another game.

Dear, it's been 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

Brother, aren't you tired?

I told you to go to the gym regularly.

Fang Lie, don't worry.

I guarantee you'll be in the top three in this game.

You can do it.

[Warning: system temperature is too high, turning into tortoise mode soon]

She's cheating.

- This is a foul. - A foul!

Is that allowed?

- Fraud! - Cheater!

Not fair!

How about I do push-ups?

Are you tired?

Cheater!

- That's not fair. - One.

No cheating.

- Two. - Xiao Bu, return to human form.

- Three. - This is too much!

Four.

Five.

Master. I think you treat your relationship with Chai Xiaoqi very differently.

If someone else had made the same mistake repeatedly, you would have taken action.

- In the case of Chai Xiaoqi... - Shut up.

I just don't want to see her make mistakes again.

[Sunny Apartment]

Why do you want to see me?

Xiaoqi.

Do you know that there is a creature on Earth called a chameleon?

Chameleons change their color depending on the environment.

People often think they see their true form, but that is actually their disguise, not their nature.

Why are you telling me this?

Earthlings are actually the same as chameleons.

People often think they see a genuine side of a person,

but they don't know how hypocritical that person really is.

Didn't we learn that at home?

Humans are multi-faceted and complex creatures.

Is it worth giving up all the privileges

of being an advanced being for an uncertain person like Fang Leng?

Shiyi. You want to bring me home again, don't you?

I just want you to see the truth and weigh the consequences.

Loving someone is the only thing for which you don't need to weigh the pros and cons.

I like Fang Leng, so I'm willing to take a chance.

He likes me, too.

He doesn't care whether I'm an earthling or an alien.

Love?

Do you still remember the rules of our planet?

The first rule is to eliminate all love-level emotions.

If anyone disobeys, they'll be banished to space, never to return.

Will your so-called love save you when you are roaming in space?

I'll deal with that in the future.

At least I don't regret the decision I've made now.

I think you've been on Earth for way too long.

Your mind has been assimilated by them.

Think what you want.

I won't leave with you no matter what.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi.

I'm sorry.

I've been denying your decision because I didn't know you were so determined.

Okay.

Since you've thought about it, I'll definitely support you.

Consider this as our farewell drink.

Aren't we friends?

All right. Thank you for supporting my decision.

I'll get going. Goodbye.

Shiyi.

You...

You...

Xiaoqi.

You gave me no choice.

What is all this for?

President Fang. Please rest assured.

Just follow my steps. Miss Chai will definitely be touched.

I just asked you to book a restaurant. Why did you make such a big fuss?

This is necessary.

After all, it's your first celebration. It has to be romantic and memorable.

President Fang, don't worry.

I'll be hiding there. Just enjoy your meal.

Halfway through, I will come out and launch...

I'll launch Cupid's arrow.

Then I will hand this flower to you.

You will give it to Miss Chai yourself and tell her...

President Fang, what do you want to say to Miss Chai?

I know.

You must be so nervous that you don't know where to start.

It's okay.

I've prepared it for you.

[Xiaoqi, I love you.]

[You were shot by Cupid's arrow. Have you fallen into the feeling of love?]

Do I look like someone who would say such a thing?

That's right.

Surprised or not? Impressed or not?

What time is it?

Just ten minutes more. Miss Chai should be here.

I will go and hide now.

Xiaoqi, I...

[To all singles: Alert! Leng-Qi Couple's first Valentine's Day is about to go down.]

[Sunny Apartment]

Where am I?

Thank you for supporting my decision.

What is this?

Oh, my gosh.

Shiyi.

Xiaoqi, you are awake.

What's all this, Shiyi?

You don't really think I'm going to let you continue to make mistakes and stay on Earth, do you?

Shiyi, I know it's your duty as the chief to oversee my return, but can you just make up an excuse?

If the planet comes down on you, I'll take all the blame.

I promise not to get you involved, okay?

Didn't you say we were friends?

Aren't friends supposed to help each other?

Please do me this favour.

I already told you.

Being with Fang Leng will only bring you harm.

Why do you hate Fang Leng so much?

Let's not talk about this.

I really treat you as a friend.

Can you support my choice?

Shiyi.

If you insist, we can't be friends anymore.

We're done.

I know I can't win against you, but at least I can remove this barrier.

Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi.

This is a barrier set up by Candy using the latest technology.

It will constantly drain your energy.

You can't get out of here.

The number you've dialed is currently unavailable.

Please try again later.

The number you've dialed is currently unavailable.

Please try again later.

President Fang, don't worry.

Maybe Miss Chai is stuck in traffic.

Well, there is no traffic at this hour.

President Fang, don't worry.

I'm sure Miss Chai would never stand you up.

There's something I was going to tell you when we were back on the home planet,

but if you're so insistent, I'll have to tell you now.

When I'm done, it's up to you to decide whether you want to stay or leave.

Fang Lie, I'm here. Where are you?

Do you like it?

It's our first celebration together.

So it must be grand.

What's wrong? [Warning! System temperature is too high]

Whenever the temperature reaches 40C (104F), I will turn into a tortoise.

You touched my head and my temperature got out of control.

Listen. You must never touch my head again.

Okay.

[Warning! System temperature is too high]

In the future, we can date freely as long as you cool down in time and keep your internal system temperature under 40C.

No wonder you chose the pool for our date today.

What do you think? Cool, right?

So cool.

Shouldn't you reward me then?

Fang Leng?

My brother?

Are we genetic matches?

Yes.

In the planet's last high-level planet citizen genetic pairing, you are 99% genetically compatible with Master.

Therefore, the organization has made you legal genetic partners.

Once the relationship has been formed, it cannot be broken nor put to an end.

Since when is this?

Before you came to Earth.

Goodness.

So we've been partners for a long time.

No wonder you were so angry when I said I'd stay on Earth.

So, Xiaoqi, do you still want to stay on Earth?

I'm sorry, Shiyi.

It's okay, Xiaoqi. I'm glad you understand now.

I mean, I still want to be with Fang Leng.

Genetic matching is a result of computational analysis and statistics.

I used to think it was a very scientific and advanced system,

but since I came to Earth, I've realized that love is the only reason for two people to be together.

The bond between two people should be warm and heartfelt.

I know this may be unfair to you, but I am in love with Fang Leng.

So... please forgive me, Shiyi.

Didn't you let me make my own choice?

That's because I didn't know you were so misled on Earth.

You...

Xiaoqi.

If you continue to be so obstinate, I will have to keep you here for the time being until you change your mind.

Shiyi. Shiyi, let's talk about it again.

If you need anything, just inform Candy.

Shiyi. Shiyi.

Shiyi!

Shiyi!

She is missing?

How come? I thought you were spending Chinese Valentine's Day with Xiaoqi.

Has Sister Chai seen her?

She left for a trip with Dr. Zhang this morning.

She didn't text me either.

Something is off.

I can search for Xiaoqi's life signal and then locate her.

[Searching begins]

[No signal detected]

This is weird.

[Searching again]

[No signal detected]

There's no sign of her life, could she be...

Don't talk nonsense.

Something could have blocked the signal, but what?

The signal blocker on Earth shouldn't work on her.

[Sunny Apartment]

President Fang.

It's not working hours, is it?

I came here to see you.

If you have something to say, just say it here.

I didn't invite you in.

Where did you hide Xiaoqi?

What happened to Xiaoqi?

Who could have concealed Xiaoqi's life signal other than you?

Kubri.

You're a robot from Cape Town, and now you're helping...

two earthlings.

You should know about the violation of the rules.

Betrayal of our home planet will be disposed of.

- I... - Over my dead body.

Fang Lie.

Send Xiaoqi back to us.

Where is Xiaoqi?

President Fang.

She stood you up on such an important day.

Don't you get it?

Face the truth, President Fang.

Xiaoqi approached you just to finish her mission.

She couldn't leave you earlier

because she is kind and didn't want to hurt you.

Is that so?

But I know Xiaoqi.

She's not that kind of person.

Xiaoqi has promised to return to our home planet with me.

The reason she's avoiding you today is to break up with you once and for all.

As for where she is,

I'm really sorry, I have no idea.

It's late now. Goodbye.

Master, I don't understand.

Now that you have the Hormone Element,

why don't you just summon the spaceship and take Chai Xiaoqi back to the home planet?

Xiaoqi has been misguided so deeply now.

Even if I take her away by force, she will not believe in the genetic matching system,

let alone her faith in the home planet.

Do you think she could survive on the home planet in her current state?

Therefore,

I must change her perception.

Chai Xiaoqi, don't waste your energy.

This entire room is sealed off.

You can't get out.

Fang Leng must be worried.

Brother, don't worry.

Xiaoqi has superpowers.

She won't get bullied.

Yes, Xiaoqi is so smart.

She must be looking for a way to get back to us.

It wasn't all doom and gloom for us.

At least we know from Jiang Shiyi's words

that he must have had something to do with Xiaoqi's disappearance.

Brother, Jiang Shiyi is so hostile towards you.

If you keep looking for Xiaoqi like this, will he use his superpowers to attack you?

Don't worry. According to interstellar peace laws, we are not allowed to use our powers to harm earthlings.

The most important thing now is to find out where Xiaoqi is being held.

As soon as Jiang Shiyi leaves tomorrow, we'll go there again.

He has an intelligent robot inside the house, Candy.

We need to find a way to deal with her if we want to get in.

[Analyzing data]

[Analyzing data]

[Analyzing data]

I found it.

Candy.

It's not fun to stay at home all the time.

I know a lot of interesting places on Earth.

Would you like me to take you on a tour?

Earth is nothing more than a crude pile of organic matter,

far behind the home planet in terms of technology and not at all worthy of touring.

My head hurts. I'm sick, Candy.

I'm not feeling well.

I have to get out and go to the hospital.

I just need ten minutes to see a doctor. Please let me out.

You are physically healthy.

You are mentally sick and need to overcome it yourself.

You're the one who's mentally sick.

You dumb robot. Why did you attack me personally?

You're a bad friend.

- "Friend"? - Yes.

You see, I'm friends with Xiao Bu.

You and Xiao Bu are both AI secretaries in Cape Town.

So you two must be friends.

That makes us friends, too.

Friends should help each other.

Now I'm stuck here.

You should help me out as a friend, right?

There is no logic to your statement.

I am the latest version 10.0 robot, whereas Kubri is an old 3.0 model.

She and I have nothing in common at all, let alone being friends.

You are so boring.

No wonder Xiao Bu doesn't want to be friends with you.

How come it's so quiet?

Are you looking for my master? It's 10 a.m.

He has gone to work.

[Checking the Internet]

[Internet disconnected]

Will that work?

I have disconnected the wireless network of the whole area.

Candy should have shut down.

It's 10 a.m. Jiang Shiyi should be out soon.

Stick to the plan. I'll warm myself up and turn into a tortoise.

Okay.

Okay.

[Searching signal]

[No signal detected]

The network has been disconnected. Candy's signal is lost.

Then can you find Xiaoqi's life signal?

[Activating program]

[Searching]

[No signal detected]

No.

Let's split up and find her.

Then I'll look downstairs.

Do you think you can shut me down just by cutting off the network?

You've totally underestimated me.

Xiaoqi.

Candy.

Strengthen the barrier. Don't alarm them.

Master, why not just drive them away?

They will leave on their own if they can't find Xiaoqi.

The smell of hormones.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng!

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

I'm here, Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Please don't ignore me.

Fang Leng, I am here.

Fang Leng.

Brother, did you two find her?

No.

Me neither.

What's going on?

Could it be that Xiaoqi is not here?

But when I was looking in the room, it felt like Xiaoqi was by my side.

Xiao Bu, can you do another search?

[Activating program]

Still no results. [No signal detected]

Let's go back.

Fang Leng.

I'm here.

Don't waste your time. You are trapped in my barrier.

Fang Leng and you exist in a different biological dimension.

Fang Leng.

She's been like this since Fang Leng left this afternoon.

Xiaoqi.

I think you should accept the reality.

No matter how sad you are...

Should I have been smarter?

I wish I was.

What do you mean?

Our home planet's philosophy is so advanced.

Why would I insist on disobeying it?

And why would I, as a high-level citizen of Cape Town, be influenced by the inferior civilization of Earth?

It's so wrong.

Have you come to your senses?

Right, Shiyi.

I truly appreciate you.

It's a good thing you locked me in here.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to reflect on what I've done and see the true nature of those earthlings.

You're absolutely right.

The so-called love is just a kind of self-deception and emotional exhaustion.

There is no meaning and value at all.

It's that simple.

Why do I only understand now?

It's not too late now that you've figured it out. Okay.

I will call the spaceship now. Let's go home.

Wait, Shiyi.

Before that, can I do something important first?

What is it?

You have been keeping me here for too long. I'm really hungry.

Can you take me to a nice restaurant?

Tell me what you want to eat. I'll buy it for you.

You still don't believe me.

Based on your previous record, what you just said is only 1% credible.

Believe it or not, I'll get rid of you first when I get back.

Please.

I hope there aren't any more mishaps before we get back.

Okay. I promise.

However, the one I want to eat will probably have a long queue.

No problem.

Jiang Shiyi has two bases on Earth.

One is the residence, the other is The One Design.

In that case, did Jiang Shiyi lock Xiaoqi up in the office?

It doesn't seem right.

I have a strong feeling that Xiaoqi is being held in Jiang Shiyi's house.

We just haven't found her.

We'll have to figure out how to find her.

Xiao Bu. Keep monitoring.

[Real-time monitoring]

Xiaoqi.

You have to wait for me.

Here's your coffee. Have a nice day.

Thank you.

Hello.

Any recommendations?

We have the latest matcha latte.

Then I'd like two lattes and two slices of cake.

Okay. Two lattes and two slices of cake, right?

- Hello, here's your coffee. - Thank you.

- Have a nice day. - I heard there is a nice hotpot place.

Hello, what can I get for you?

I'd like a cup of coffee.

Okay, a cup of coffee.

This way please.

You...

Sir, what can I get for you?

I want the blue cake over there.

Sir, this cake needs to be pre-ordered.

It will take about half an hour.

It's fine.

I can wait.

Okay.

Wait.

Is there a fried chicken place nearby?

Why are the robots getting worse one generation after another?

Pardon?

Look at Xiao Bu.

She has daily hibernation time to fix bugs and update program functions.

You, on the other hand, don't even have resting time.

You stay on every day.

What's the difference between you and these light bulbs?

They are so much like you.

Candy is the latest 10.0 model AI secretary.

I've never received such an insult before.

Just you wait. I'll show you I can hibernate as well.

Okay.

If you can do that, I'll admit that you're better than Xiao Bu.

Wait.

You're not trying to trick me and escape while I hibernate, are you?

You think too highly of me.

Could I possibly be that clever?

Moreover, can I break through your master's barrier with my powers?

No way.

That makes sense.

I'll show you I can hibernate, too.

[Real-time monitoring]

Sir, your cake.

Thank you.

[Unusual magnetic field]

What does this mean?

A powerful magnetic field fluctuation is displayed nearby.

Does it show the fluctuation range?

[Sunny Apartment]

It takes too much energy to break through the barrier.

I can't even use my teleportation.

Fang Leng.

Milk tea shop.

Xiaoqi.

Who are you?

Sorry, I got the wrong person.

♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

Hormone... Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you by my side, I then dare to face the unknown future ♫

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

Fang Leng.

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng.

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi!

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me ♫

♫ I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫