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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just like the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 22]

[Sunny Apartment]

Have you really decided?

Although the mission is complete, I want to stay on Earth with Fang Leng.

Xiao Bu Bu.

If you want to go back home to repair your system, you'll have to ask Shiyi to take you back.

So will I never get to see you again?

Then I'll stay, too.

It doesn't matter if I can't use my powers.

I am your intelligent secretary.

If you stay, then I'll stay, too.

- We won't leave! - Thank you.

- I'm not leaving either. - Xiao Bu Bu!

Xiaoqi, let me ask you.

You are the first among us to fall in love with an earthling.

You've broken the rules.

Are you not afraid?

Actually, I am a little scared,

but when I think of Fang Leng by my side, all my fears are gone.

Silly girl.

You'll know when you're in love with someone.

What is it like to love someone?

Let me explain.

When you like someone, your heart beats faster,

your face blushes and flushes, and your scalp tingles.

Just like when your CPU breaks down.

Is it because of Fang Lie that this program was activated?

[Fang Leng: Sleep early. I'll treat you to a big meal tomorrow.]

[Jiang Shiyi]

Let's meet tomorrow. I need to talk to you.

Master. Shouldn't you be trying to persuade Chai Xiaoqi at this time, instead of contacting Fang Leng?

After tomorrow, Xiaoqi will realize that her so-called "love"

is just a deception set up by an earthling to take advantage of her.

President Jiang, I don't think this meeting is about business, is it?

President Fang, you're indeed smart.

This saves us a lot of time beating around the bush.

Break up with Xiaoqi.

I expected you to use your own means as my love rival, but I didn't think you would be so blunt.

Then I'll answer you right away.

That's impossible.

You know what?

If you found out the truth about everything, you'd find your persistence really ridiculous.

What do you mean?

Let me reintroduce myself.

My real name is Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka#11.

I'm from Cape Town Planet.

In the terms of you earthlings,

I'm an alien.

Even if what you say is true, what does it have to do with Xiaoqi?

Don't you get it?

Xiaoqi, the woman you're in love with, is really Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka#7.

She's also an alien.

Her mission on Earth is to get close to you, to use you to collect Hormone Element.

Since the beginning and up until now, she is with you because of her mission.

For your own good, I advise you to give up. Xiaoqi doesn't love you at all.

I won't walk you out.

I wonder if he'll like me in this dress.

It's so pretty. I'm sure he'll like it.

You're here.

What do you think?

Do I look good in this?

Any comments?

Xiaoqi, do you love me?

So sudden? Gosh.

I just changed my outfit, why ask me such a serious question? Goodness.

How...

How could you ask that in a public place?

I love you very, very much.

Do you truly love me?

Yes, I do.

What's wrong?

What about your mission?

What mission?

I've been waiting a long time.

I'm starving. Let's go and eat.

Jiang Shiyi told me everything.

I'm sorry. As an alien, it is my mission to rule the Earth.

What's wrong, Darling?

My right eye has been twitching all day.

I feel like something is going to happen.

What did he tell you?

Actually,

I've been wanting to tell you all along.

I just haven't figured out how to tell you.

I didn't expect him to tell you first.

So what he said is true.

When I came to Earth, I approached you and joined the company

was for the mission, but it's not the case anymore.

I mean it when I say I like you and will always be there for you.

Don't you believe me?

Or do you have some kind of racism against aliens?

Aliens are actually quite nice.

If I say I'm bothered by it, will you leave me?

No, of course not.

I made up my mind from the start that I would always be with you,

and that I would never leave you no matter what happened.

If you want to break up with me, I'll get you back.

I promise.

I...

I know it's hard to accept, and I know you must be having mixed feelings right now.

Then I'll leave you alone for now.

See you.

Whether you're a human or an alien, I still love you.

However...

I don't think we should do this in public.

Tell me.

How are you going to prove everything you just said?

Do you still not trust me?

Are you ready?

Isn't it awesome?

This is called teleportation.

I can travel anywhere I want to go in an instant.

No wonder you always showed up right in front of me.

Actually, I don't think it's that impressive.

Let me show you something even cooler.

This...

I got it.

You were the one behind the cell phone in the garage

and the flowerbed at the hotel.

- Xiaoqi. - Here.

- Come with me. - You...

I...

Cool, isn't it?

Pay attention.

Here I go.

Lightwave of Love!

- Do you like it? - It's beautiful.

I used a lot of power this time.

The flowers are too colorful.

This love-affection superpower is specially designed for Earth.

Those who are affected by it will be touched and fall in love with each other.

You know what?

I was behind Ke Ren's orchids,

as well as his flowerbed and also for Mr. and Mrs. Zhou.

No wonder.

However, why didn't this trick work for you then?

Well, it's better this way.

If it worked for you, I'd have finished my mission and returned home.

You wouldn't have fallen in love with me.

This indicates that you are destined to stay on Earth, and that I am destined to love you.

Give me a kiss.

Why does this happen every time?

I don't know either.

Let's go for dinner.

I used too much power, that's why I'm hungry.

How long will we sit in this traffic?

If this goes on, the restaurant will close, and we won't be able to eat good food.

I guess there was a car accident up ahead.

Otherwise, the traffic wouldn't be so bad.

This will take a long time then.

Are you hungry?

My belly is shrinking.

Look at the long line.

Hang in there.

What now?

Where's the car in front of us?

This...

This is so...

Xiaoqi.

There are no traffic jams up here.

Xiaoqi, this is so cool.

Look below.

No, I just took a peek.

Take another look.

Go ahead.

This is too high.

Xiaoqi, you are amazing.

You hit the stars.

What a beautiful view.

Pretty, right?

Master.

I detected that Chai Xiaoqi used her power extensively.

Looks like they haven't broken up.

Candy.

If I keep separating them,

will Xiaoqi hate me?

Master. Are you giving up?

If I give up now, Xiaoqi will definitely be punished by the mother planet.

That's the worst possible outcome.

I'd rather be hated by her.

I have to save her, no matter what.

Why isn't Xiaoqi back yet?

I'll miss you.

Get some rest.

Bye.

Okay.

You should go back.

Why are you standing here?

What's going on? [System down]

Xiaoqi.

I can't help but think of Fang Lie when I see you with Fang Leng these days.

What is wrong with me?

Are you in love with Fang Lie?

I don't know.

Xiaoqi, how did you know for sure that you love Fang Leng?

My feelings for him probably built up over time.

I didn't realize I had started to like him until he lost his memory.

At that time, I was so worried about him, and I was afraid he'd forget me.

It was then that I was sure I had always liked him.

But Fang Lie doesn't have amnesia.

I may never be able to determine whether I like Fang Lie or not.

Let me think.

Let's play a game to find the answer.

Now, relax and clear your mind.

Relax and breathe.

I will say a word, and you tell me the first word that pops into your head.

Exhale.

Relax.

- Sun. - Energy.

- Cloudy. - Mouldy.

- Cake. - Pudding.

- Turtle. - Ice cubes.

- Xiaoqi. - Friend.

- Fang Lie. - Boyfriend.

That means you like him.

Xiaoqi, but I'm a robot.

Can robots fall in love?

Why not?

You absolutely can.

[Fang Lie Painting Studio]

- Fang Lie. - Yes, Brother?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I just got up.

I'm going to order breakfast.

"Breakfast"? It's 11 p.m., Fang Lie.

Then I'll go back to sleep. Talk to you tomorrow.

Wait.

When was the last time you got out?

After submitting my competition entry, I guess.

I have been staying in the studio.

I wanted to go out, but I had no company.

Go to bed.

I'll find time to hang out with you.

Okay. All right, Brother.

[Fang Lie Painting Studio]

Xiaoqi.

Should we just tell Fang Lie that Xiao Bu is actually a robot?

Xiao Bu isn't ready to tell him her identity yet.

Let's respect her choice and keep it a secret for now.

Well, I told Fang Lie to stay strong.

However, I know very well that there are many things

that can't be overcome by just being strong.

I didn't expect him to be so down this time.

Brother!

I'm so excited!

I'm so excited!

Whatever. He doesn't look sad at all.

What is this?

Open it up.

[Invitation of Rising Star Cup Awards Ceremony]

Can you do me a favor?

What is this place?

We're live at the Rising Star Cup Awards Ceremony venue.

Isn't this the competition that Fang Lie participated in? [Invitation of Rising Star Cup Awards Ceremony]

Did he win?

He didn't mention that, but the exhibition hall is full of award-winning artworks.

He probably won.

What's wrong?

This drawing...

Could it be that Fang Lie is suffering from depression?

It looks so depressing.

This is not Fang Lie's artwork.

Then what are you worried about?

I've walked around twice, but I can't find Fang Lie's name.

He probably didn't win.

Now, third place of the Rising Star Cup Awards is Qilin.

He's clearly worked so hard.

The runner-up, "Permanence of China" by Tang Zhuanzhuan.

If I hadn't been so bothered about my own system,

I could have helped him more, and things would have been different.

There, there. Don't worry. It's all right.

First place, "My Inspiration" by Fang Lie.

Go ahead.

Please present the award.

Fang Lie won first place.

So the top three winners' artworks

- are displayed separately. - Thank you.

I wonder what he drew.

Hello, Fang Lie.

Can you tell us a little bit about your journey in creating this artwork?

When I was at my most confused and in need of help,

a girl suddenly came to me

and brought me many unexpected experiences.

And because of her, I was able to win this award today.

It's you.

She is Xiao Bu, my muse.

She's also a cool, sweet girl.

Is she your girlfriend, if I may ask?

I thought we'd be together forever,

but I think

I made a mistake and upset her.

If possible, I hope she'll give me another chance.

I won't screw it up this time.

You did nothing wrong.

It's me who lied to you.

Xiao Bu. If you could be braver, Fang Lie wouldn't be so sad.

Go for it.

Where is this lady now?

She's down there.

Miss Xiao Bu.

Did you hear Fang Lie's confession?

If you're willing to forgive him, could you come up to the stage and tell him in person?

Tell him.

That's right!

- Go ahead. - Tell him.

- Tell him. - Come on.

Go ahead.

Tell him! Tell him! Tell him!

Be brave.

Tell him! Tell him! Tell him!

Xiao Bu!

Why did she leave?

That's her, right?

What's the matter?

Xiaoqi. Do you think I'm a coward?

I didn't have the courage to tell Fang Lie the truth even though he misunderstood me.

Do you still feel you don't have the courage?

Isn't our planet full of super-intelligent robots?

Among all the intelligent robots, only you, Xiao Bu, are willing to be my friend and keep me company.

Only you took the initiative to come with me to complete my mission on Earth.

Whatever happens next, just know that you're already brave enough.

And let me remind you.

It's hard to meet someone you like on Earth,

but it's even rarer if you find someone who likes you back.

Still, I'm afraid. What if he doesn't like me if I tell him the truth?

That's your own assumption.

You haven't asked him. How do you know what he'll say, right?

I thought Xiao Bu would be happy if I won the award.

Fang Lie, did it ever occur to you that Xiao Bu might be a robot?

Brother.

Do you think you're funny?

Fang Lie, I have something to tell you.

That's the truth.

So we're not even the same species?

You're really just a pile of machine parts and programming code?

So you've been lying to me all along.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for lying.

If you hadn't lied to me for so long, I wouldn't be as happy as I am now.

This is more rewarding than winning first place in the competition.

So you're an alien robot. No wonder you're so cool.

You really don't mind that I'm a robot?

I don't have a heart.

Do you believe in programmed love?

[Warning! Tortoise Mode Activated]

- Xiao Bu. - Fang Lie, I'm here.

Xiao Bu, aren't you an alien robot? How did you become a tortoise?

My system is unstable.

If the temperature suddenly rises, I'll turn into a tortoise.

Fang Lie, I love you.

When we're in close contact, my heart flutters, and my temperature control system goes out of control.

So you fell in love with me at first sight when we met at the airport.

You overthink it. It was simply due to excessive physical activity.

It happened when you patted my head the first time. It made my heart flutter.

It's all your fault for making me flutter. Looks like I'll turn into a tortoise every day.

Don't worry, I'll help you find a way.

Cheers.

After going through all the trials and tribulations of love,

Xiaoqi and Fang Leng finally get together happily.

After a breakup and reconciliation,

Xiao Bu and Fang Lie, two young lovebirds,

finally learn that love is not easy to come by.

Dr. Zhang and I are in a mature love relationship,

so we are definitely more stable than you guys.

I'd like to propose a toast to all of us here.

May we be successful in our careers and love.

- Here, cheers. - Cheers.

- Dig in. - Let's eat.

- Fang Lie, pour me some juice. - It's salty.

Your mouth.

Wipe it.

This...

This...

Don't you need to explain?

Yes.

Magic.

Sister Chai. This is actually a magic show that Xiaoqi and Xiao Bu have prepared especially for you.

It's okay. I think it's time to be honest with her.

Sister Chai, do you remember the last time we said

we shouldn't have lied to you about being the landlord's daughters?

Actually, we lied to you more than once.

What do you mean?

The truth is, Xiaoqi and I are aliens.

We just used our superpowers.

Darling, pinch me.

Darling, pinch me, too.

- You are so cute. - You are cute, too.

- It's you. - No, it's you.

- You are the cutest. - You are the cutest.

You are the cutest.

Sister Chai.

We didn't mean to lie to you.

But according to Cape Town's planetary security laws, we are required to hide it from earthlings.

A lady as beautiful, lovely, generous, kind, and elegant as you certainly won't blame us.

Says who?

If you two are really aliens, why didn't you use your superpowers earlier?

Then I would have made a lot of money from my Chai Chai Milk Tea Cafe,

and I would now have a few more designer bags.

Still, how could I possibly be mad at you two young ones?

In my heart, I have already considered you both as my family.

Sister Chai.

You two are real brothers.

You even have the same type of partner.

My brother likes an alien, but I like an alien robot.

It's different. Here.

This is the first love for both of you.

Xiaoqi and Xiao Bu are both aliens.

Aren't there... any communication barriers between you?

What? Xiaoqi and Xiao Bu are also in love for the first time.

These four are all first-timers.

They won't understand real love relationships.

Why don't we play a game?

The name of this game is called "Speak in Unison," which tests the understanding of two people.

I will ask a question, and you both have to answer it simultaneously.

Are you ready?

- Yes. - I'm ready.

What does Xiaoqi like to eat?

- Fried chicken. - Fried chicken.

What is Xiaoqi's second favorite food?

- Hotpot. - Hotpot.

Then what is Xiaoqi's least favorite food?

- No such thing. - No such thing.

She loves to eat everything.

I'm going to increase the difficulty.

How many times has Xiaoqi touched President Fang's pecs?

- Seven times. - Seventy-seven times. Seventy-eight times.

Xiaoqi. When was it?

While you were asleep.

As expected of Xiaoqi.

Next question.

What is Fang Leng's favorite perfume that Xiaoqi made for him?

Destiny Lover.

Cold Outside, Warm Inside.

Don't you like the hormone perfumes?

All those hormone perfumes are available to everyone else,

but this one was made exclusively for me by you.

Only I have it.

Gosh.

When did Fang Leng first speak up for Xiaoqi?

When my colleagues thought I stole the Hormone Element.

When doing live streaming at the gym.

When you were on live, many of the comments kept questioning you.

So I just swore back at them.

I remember.

Are you the one who sent a lot of gifts during the live stream?

You are that “Cold Rain Lashing On My Face."

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫