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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just like the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Previously] By the way, how are you and Fang Leng going?

He'll never find a girlfriend with that temper.

I'm not worried about love rivals.

Listen. Xiaoqi is a nice girl.

You have no right to be mad at her.

Our matter is none of your business.

Miss Chai, is there really no hope between you and President Fang?

- Xiaoqi. - Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Xiaoqi, listen to me. - Hey! Hey! Hey!

Keep your distance. You have a girlfriend now.

We only have a business relationship.

She's not my girlfriend.

Xiaoqi is too naive.

If she stays on earth, she will be further deceived by Fang Leng.

Will you be my girlfriend?

I could accomplish my mission by being with him.

I might as well agree.

It feels good to fall in love.

I can absorb his hormones openly.

After leaving Earth, I guess I might never come back again.

Then I probably won't be able to see Fang Leng ever again.

Why does the thought of never seeing him again... make me a little sad?

[Episode 19]

- What do you think? - It's pretty.

You've been working hard lately.

When this project is over, we'll travel around the world to try all the fried chicken.

Okay.

I'll be leaving this planet, yet Fang Leng is still planning the future with me.

Xiao Bu. [Sunny Apartment]

Xiao Bu!

I'm here.

Xiaoqi.

- What's wrong? - Look.

Look.

Don't let Sister Chai see it.

What's going on? Why is this happening?

It seems to be installed automatically by the system. It can't be uninstalled.

When I became a tortoise before, I only needed to cool down.

Since I got this heart shape, it takes longer to return to human form.

Xiaoqi, do you think I have some kind of data cancer?

"Data cancer"?

Maybe it's just an automatic system upgrade.

I can't even use the search engine. Look.

[Love occupies 90% of the system. All functions are unavailable.]

No way.

All right.

Stop. All right.

I'll take you to Candy to run a system check, okay?

Baby, that's what love feels like.

Your cheeks get hot because of shyness. Your heart beats faster because you're in love.

When you're truly in love with him you can't help but think of him all day long.

It's fine, Xiaoqi. Maybe I'll be fine in a few days.

Xiaoqi, I can't even use my search engine. Will I not be useful anymore?

It's okay, just take care of yourself first.

However, do you know how to extend the time?

"Extend the time"?

I-I just feel like the Hormone Element we have isn't refined enough.

I think if we have more time, the extraction process can be more refined.

Got it.

Slow and delicate work yields fine products, right?

Yes. You're right.

Slow and delicate work yields fine products. That's great. Yes.

So...

- Is it done? - It's almost done.

There is a comparison of the instrument.

If there is a mistake, just continue to adjust.

Okay.

Here.

President Fang.

President Fang, the gear is working fine.

We need some time to make some comparisons.

Look at the data.

If nothing goes wrong after running for a while, then it's fixed.

What about this part?

This part needs to be adjusted slightly.

That's right. Okay.

Look, there's also this data.

If nothing goes wrong by tomorrow, our work can fully resume.

What's going on?

What happened?

What's going on here?

Why did it stop working?

Wasn't it fixed not long ago? Has it broken down again?

How long will it take to repair it?

It will probably take a week.

"A week"?

It's okay.

We can collect the hormones first.

Fix it as soon as possible and schedule an experiment.

Got it, President Fang.

Let's go.

This hormone collector is so insensitive.

I'm sure it will take a while to collect enough hormones to meet extraction standards.

What are you doing?

Wait, this... How did it become this way all of a sudden?

I forgot to tell you.

The research department has improved the collector.

Its sensitivity and speed are tripled.

Just now...

Where did it go?

It was right here.

Sorry, give me a minute.

Sorry, President Fang.

The computer suddenly crashed.

The proposal I prepared earlier for the press conference is also gone.

It...

It was right here.

- What's going on? - I'm sorry.

I just temporarily hid it in a corner of the computer.

Fortunately, I made a backup on the USB.

Sorry, wait a minute.

Done.

You can reserve the press conference venue at any time.

Go ahead and follow up.

Okay.

It seems no matter how I try to buy time, it doesn't change the outcome.

Don't worry.

I've prepared these farewell gifts for everyone.

Let's give them tomorrow.

We're leaving soon.

I'm going to miss them so much.

Me, too.

Do you think they will forget us if we leave just like that?

Will we never see them again?

I'm sure they will.

Saying goodbye and forgetting is a part of life.

They are still young.

I'm sure they will meet more important people in their future.

Besides, when we go back, we won't be able to get in touch with them.

We'll forget them much faster.

I hate to lose contact with them.

Don't they sell that thing on Cape Town Planet?

An interstellar phone. We can buy one and use it to contact them.

How much does it cost?

It costs 9,999 Cape Town Planet kyanite to buy one.

How much do we have?

We...

We only have nine.

I know what we can do.

I still have the salary card that Fang Leng gave me.

I'm getting paid tomorrow.

Then I'll calculate how many we can exchange.

It must be a mistake.

Single, ten, hundred, thousand...

So little.

One, two, three, four, five.

We can only exchange six kyanites.

Even if I buy a mobile phone,

I still have to purchase a roaming card, [Roaming card]

and a monthly package. [Monthly package]

I also need to pay the roaming fees

between Cape Town Planet and Earth. [Roaming fee]

It's too expensive.

A cake?

You're not surprised at all.

What happened just now?

Nothing.

Do you have too much work?

Will you forget me if we part ways in the future?

What do you mean?

I don't mean anything.

I'm thirsty. I want some water.

Wait here.

[Sunny Apartment]

Thanks.

[Sister Chai's Favorite Collection]

[Foreign language tutor, ¥8-12K ($1,150-$1,725);] [Handing out flyers, ¥90/day ($13/day)]

[Property agent ¥8-10K ($1,150-$1,440)]

Take a look at this. [Fire house monitoring, ¥6-8K ($860-$1,150)]

What do you think about handing out flyers?

What do you think? [Handing out flyers, ¥80/day ($12/day)]

It pays ¥80 a day.

Then we need 20,520 days

to save enough kyanites to buy a mobile phone,

provided we don't eat or drink and have zero expenses.

"A foreign language tutor"?

My system can be changed to languages of different countries.

I think that is good.

However, we don't have a teacher's license.

We'll get one.

It takes time to sit for the exam.

Most importantly, we may not even pass the physical examination.

Physical... You're right.

Girls, come here, hurry up.

- Coming. - Coming.

- It's so heavy. - What's this?

Facial masks.

I'm sure you don't know.

The discounts at duty free shops abroad make these very cheap.

I asked the reseller to purchase them for me in bulk. It costs less than ¥3 ($0.43) a piece.

"Three yuan"? So cheap?

That's not the cheapest. It's even cheaper in the store.

I guess the reseller at least made 50% profit from it.

Come on, these two are suitable for your skin type.

Try it. If it works, just let me know.

Thanks, Sister Chai.

You're welcome.

What kind of mask is this?

- Let's see. - Facial masks.

"Reseller"?

Silly me.

We are on Earth now.

When we go back to our home planet, we can bring things from Earth back with us.

We'll be interstellar resellers.

Then we can make a lot of money.

You're right.

There are so many delicious and fun things on Earth.

I'm sure our friends on our planet will like them.

- Then we can... - We can...

make lots of money.

- I'm so smart. - You're so smart.

I think I'm very smart, too.

Candy.

One, two, three, four. Four bags.

Why does it feel like there aren't enough?

We have many friends.

I guess I'll have to buy more.

Here's your express delivery.

Thanks.

Miss Chai, you bought so many local specialties. Are you going home for Lunar New Year?

Yes.

No. It's because Xiao Bu and I want to sell this stuff as a part-time job to earn extra income.

Assistant Han, wait a second.

Let me tell you, this book is amazing.

I found this in a used bookstore and bought it for you.

It's a very good book. ["108 Tricks to Dominate the Workplace"]

I think it suits you. ["108 Tricks to Dominate the Workplace"]

The original price of this book was ¥1,998 ($287).

As a friend, I'll sell it to you at a discount.

"108 Tricks to Dominate the Workplace"?

How much is it?

It's ¥998 ($144).

I don't think I need it.

You do.

Just ¥998 can get you a promotion and a raise on your career path, as well as a bright future.

Don't you think it suits you?

Miss Chai, can you issue an invoice?

["108 Tricks to Dominate the Workplace"]

A reseller? ["108 Tricks to Dominate the Workplace"]

Is Xiaoqi short of money?

For a book with an original price of ¥98 ($14), Miss Chai sold it for ¥998.

If she wasn't short of money, then she wouldn't try to fool others.

Of course, I bought this book purely out of a love for learning.

Where's Xiaoqi?

Miss Chai went out to meet a client.

[Fang Leng: Where are you?]

[Xiaoqi: Caohu Star Garden]

Please bring my purse. Here's a heart for you.

[Farewell gift list]

[Sister Chai: high-end cosmetics | Assistant Han: colorful scooter]

[Dr. Zhang: "Sister Chai's Favorite Collection" | Fang Leng: money]

Will you forget me if we part ways in the future?

[Xiaoqi, are you going to leave me?]

It's rare that you're jealous.

I'm so happy.

I can keep you here.

What do I do if you leave just like that?

What do I do, Xiaoqi? You left without saying goodbye.

Can I get her back?

Please.

Doctor, how is he?

He's fine.

He just needs to take a good rest and recuperate while the injury heals.

Thanks, Doctor.

This way, please.

President Fang, how can you be so careless?

I was worried sick.

I've already informed Miss Chai. She'll be here in a minute.

Fang Leng!

Fang Leng! What happened?

How's your injury? Is it serious?

- Let me take a look. - You...

You... What? Don't speak. Your arms will get cold. Put them in.

- Here. - Wait.

What is it?

Are you going to talk about work?

Just let Assistant Han help you.

Don't worry.

- However— - Enough.

Your job now is to rest and recuperate.

Don't think about anything else.

- Stop worrying. - Wait a minute.

I have a question.

Who are you?

What do you mean?

Is he really ill?

It must've hurt a lot.

Miss Chai, the doctor said not to take the medicine on an empty stomach.

- Cook a bowl of noodles for President Fang. Hurry. - Make a bowl of noodles.

- I'll cook noodles for you. - That's right.

Be good and stay here.

Braised beef noodles.

- President Fang's favorite. - Okay.

I'll cook for you.

- Wait here. - Okay.

What's going on?

Why did he ask who I was?

Is she our client?

It was raining just now.

Is it a relapse of your amnesia?

Miss Chai is your girlfriend.

At first, you didn't see eye to eye. You ended up falling in love anyway.

You two have gone through a lot.

Do you remember now?

It doesn't matter.

I forget a lot of people every time it rains.

Tell her to leave.

Well, you can't, because...

because you need Miss Chai's help for the hormone fragrance.

Without Miss Chai, the project can't continue.

Besides, you need someone to look after you right now.

Let Miss Chai stay.

Amnesia?

The doctor said it's temporary amnesia caused by the car accident.

I'm not sure when he will recover.

It might be half a year or two weeks. It's possible.

What can I do to help him recover sooner?

Just take care of President Fang in the meantime.

Maybe he will remember everything when a certain memory is triggered.

By the way, Miss Chai, I've something to do in the office. I'll go first.

I'll leave President Fang to your care.

Amnesia?

Fortunately, I responded quickly.

Miss Chai mustn't know about the Rainy Climate Gender Amnesia.

They finally started dating just a few days ago.

Why is he having amnesia now?

Reality is cruel.

What should we do?

Here.

How is it? Has the research department burglary case been settled?

It has, but he has amnesia again.

Fang Leng got into a car accident.

He was diagnosed with temporary amnesia, and he doesn't even remember me.

It's a good thing. However...

Why amnesia?

This will significantly hamper our mission progress.

It seems we will stay on Earth for a while.

Really?

We're out of luck.

We have no choice but to stay on Earth a bit longer.

No way. Don't worry.

I will definitely cure his amnesia.

[Hormone Element data]

Fang Leng, Fang Leng, Fang Leng.

Take a look at this. What's this?

I only drink Americano, thank you.

Wrong.

I am Mashed Taro. You are Green Tea Latte.

Mashed Taro kisses Green Tea Latte.

"Kiss"?

A kiss.

A kiss.

Do you remember?

No, I mean it. I'm your girlfriend.

You will regret it if you kick me out now.

Although Assistant Han reminded me, we still don't know each other.

So we must keep our distance.

No, I'm really your girlfriend.

Your company will go out of business without an experiment sample.

Don't joke with me about my work!

You...

[Assistant Han: President Fang, great news. The equipment in the research department is fixed.]

[When your memory is recovered, you'll be able to collect Hormone Element with Miss Chai.]

Do you remember?

I only do this for work.

♫ How beautiful the scenery of West Lake in March ♫

♫ The spring rain is like wine and Willow swaying is like the mist ♫

♫ Our destiny brought us together from a thousand miles apart ♫

Do you remember that I used to deliver food to you in this outfit?

They let you enter the office with that outfit?

That means our company's security system really needs an upgrade.

♫ It's hard to hold hands with no chance of love ♫

♫ It takes ten years to build a boat to continue this journey ♫

♫ We'll take this lifetime to rest together ♫

Let me tell you. One needs to be responsible.

If you didn't like chicken drumsticks in the first place,

you shouldn't have messed with it or asked for requests midway.

You can't give a cold shoulder to the chicken drumstick without saying a word.

"I care. I mean, the chicken drumstick."

Get up.

Come on. Get up.

"Starting today, you can only eat the fried chicken I buy for you."

Do you hear me?

Starting today, you can only eat the fried chicken I buy for you.

Don't eat other people's fried chicken.

Do you remember now?

I wouldn't have done nor said such a strange thing.

Moreover, I would never eat this type of junk food.

You're acting more like yourself now.

That...

should make you remember.

Slow down.

No need to pull so hard.

This should work.

This is the time.

No. No.

You should be hugging my neck at this time, and the two of us will fall on our backs.

- Come on, one more time. - Forget it.

I'm sure it's nothing important if I can't remember.

- Go to sleep. - Just once more.

Once.

Why?

What's the purpose of doing this?

[Inputting virus]

What are you doing?

Inputting a computer virus to break the heart-shaped firewall directly.

What if it crashes? [Inputting Virus]

Well, since I couldn't uninstall it,

this is called "evil must be driven out by evil."

[Virus invading]

[Failed]

Computer viruses on Earth are too weak.

None of them work!

I'm so mad.

Why did you come back?

Aren't you supposed to be taking care of Fang Leng?

I'm upset.

Why? He remembers everyone except me.

I'm his girlfriend!

Why are you upset?

You became his girlfriend for the sake of the mission.

It's not as if you like him for real.

You're right.

That makes a lot of sense.

Why am I upset?

I remember that taste can stimulate a person's nervous system that stores memory.

Didn't you cook for Fang Leng before?

Yes.

The recipe.

Sister Chai's recipe.

Very reliable.

[Sunny Apartment]

"Steal a glance and a kiss."

Done.

"Wings fly to your heart." Done.

"Steamed Marinated Pork with Dried Plum Vegetables." Done.

Marinated...

Where's the marinated pork?

It doesn't matter.

Not bad at all. You did very well today.

Although we messed up last time, we'll reverse the situation this time,

and Fang Leng will recall those memories.

Okay.

I think that's how you do it.

Great.

Is it done?

Don't force yourself if you don't know how to cook.

You only need to burn down the kitchen once.

I'll tidy up the place.

Did you remember something?

How do you know I can't cook?

Isn't that obvious? It's all burnt.

Right.

How do you know I burned the kitchen?

Assistant Han told me that you're "Kitchen Killer."

Stop cooking. Tidy up and ask Assistant Han to order food instead.

Assistant Han. Assistant Han. Assistant Han. I must ask you something.

Did you ever tell Fang Leng that I'm "Kitchen Killer"

and that I burned down the kitchen?

[Assistant Han: What?]

Does he remember now?

- I've scanned the QR code. - Okay, thank you.

Sure.

Welcome.

Milk tea, please.

Why is he here again?

Xiao Bu,

can I have a word with you?

Do you remember the hot spring hotel we went to?

This is the flyer from that hotel.

I picked it up specially.

I also saw the small robot we saw at the entrance.

Do you remember?

You told me you upgraded its system.

You surely can't control a system that's not upgraded by you.

We even played video games together there.

Yes!

You're too good.

After playing video games, you confessed to me.

Fang Lie, will you date me?

Just say yes. Stop making things difficult for me.

There're also these glasses.

These are the incredible sunglasses you gave me.

We stargazed in the universe together.

You said to me,

You just need to pluck up your courage to go home.

However, I have to fix my computer system.

You even remember that?

Of course, I remember.

Those were such good memories.

There's also this.

Today is our 56th day together. [World Football Day]

I write on one every day. [56th day together with Xiao Bu]

To be precise, It's 55 days, 8 hours and 3 minutes.

The first 30 days in a relationship is the honeymoon period.

The next 30 days is the burnout period.

As long as we get through the next 30 days together, we can enter a stable period.

So it's normal for us to have a little conflict.

The key is that we have to be understanding and overcome this together.

By the way, I also got you a present.

Fang Lie, why did you come here?

Why didn't you stay with Xiao Bu for a while longer?

I don't know what's going on with her.

She's been ignoring me for days.

It's normal for a girl to throw a tantrum sometimes.

Think carefully. Did you upset her?

I don't think so.

I looked for her almost every day after we came back from the forest.

However, she...

I know.

Is it because I've been pestering her recently and haven't been taking painting seriously?

That's right.

Let me tell you.

Girls like the kind of guys who focus on their careers the most.

So I believe that when you finish painting, Xiao Bu will talk to you again.

Thanks, Sister Chai.

Time for breakfast!

Come and eat your breakfast.

Come on.

This is your favorite dough fritters.

I don't like fried food.

You don't need to test me.

I lost my memory. I didn't become stupid.

Just take a bite.

Then you can only eat these.

[Century egg pork porridge] [Snow fungus porridge]

Have some.

It's strange.

How did you know I liked sweet stuff?

I didn't.

It's because I like savory food.

That's even weirder.

You just said you lost your memory but didn't become stupid.

You said you remembered you disliked fried food.

How come you don't remember this snow fungus porridge is your favorite?

I'm tired of eating it.

I want to have a change of taste.

I'm going back to my room to work.

How convenient to have a change of taste right now.

He didn't lose his memory.

He did.

He didn't lose his memory.

He did.

He didn't lose his memory.

He...

Did he lose his memory or not?

[100% Grape Juice]

All right.

You're my only hope.

Come on. Let's eat.

- There're a lot of dishes. - Yes.

You need nourishment since you're injured, right?

Eat. Everything is your favorite.

It's quite spicy, isn't it? Have a drink.

Let's drink. Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers!

This is spicy.

It's burning.

Come on. Let's drink.

Drink to your heart's content. We have more than enough grape juice.

Let me pour you some.

Here. Come on.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

There's none left.

I want more.

Are you feeling sleepy?

I'm not.

- Follow me. - No.

Come on. I'll give you a drink.

- A drink. - Yes, a drink.

I want to drink a lot.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

I want to drink more.

There's no liquor.

I want to drink liquor.

Okay, I'll bring you some.

I want to drink more.

All right, sit down and rest for a while.

Here.

- Good boy. - Good boy.

Stay still.

Do you want to answer my question first?

What do you mean?

Do you really have amnesia?

I...

I want to visit the amusement park.

Visit the amusement park and get on the carousel.

I miss my mother.

- The amusement park is closed. - I'm going to the arcade to play games.

The arcade is also closed.

- We can't go there. - I want to play games.

No, I want to go.

We won't go there.

Come back here.

Sit. Don't yell.

Be good.

Don't yell.

I thought it'd be easier to get Fang Leng to talk.

Who knew he'd be like this?

You hate me. Sister, you hate me.

I don't hate you.

You yelled at me because you hated me.

Be a good boy.

All right, I don't hate you.

I don't dislike you.

I like you.

I don't hate you.

If you don't hate me, you love me.

I love you?

According to my mother, if one does not hate another, that's love.

Do you love me?

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫