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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just as the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 15]

We ate so many sweets today.

Are you happier now?

Are you worried that I'm not happy?

You've been wearing an awkward smile ever since we left the candy show.

That's not it.

It's because we did the photo shoot unexpectedly.

Other than that, I had fun with you today.

I mean it.

I've just been away from home for too long.

I kind of miss home.

Take me home. Please take me home. Take me home.

Don't mind me. You'll get used to it.

Xiaoqi, don't worry.

I will definitely take you home.

[Sunny Apartment]

Master, welcome home.

Candy.

I'm here, Master.

Do you miss home?

I'm a robot without an emotion system or spontaneous mood swings.

Master, you're a high-level living being from Cape Town Planet.

It's even less likely for you to develop low-level feelings of homesickness.

Xiaoqi has gone through more than we have.

She must be exhausted.

Master, if the organization finds out, we will be...

Master, I'm connecting you to Chief.

- Chief. - What is the progress of the mission so far?

I'm still looking for opportunities to approach Fang Leng.

At the same time, I'm trying to help Jilisikaqiusuolakalaka#7.

You've been on Earth for a while. Why haven't you obtained the Hormone Element?

If you still wish to be the next chief, remember to keep your promise.

Do not let me down.

Master, are we sure we want to abort the mission?

Fang Leng is dating Chen Mengfei?

That's right.

They're dating.

I can no longer collect Fang Leng's hormones.

The mission completely failed.

It's okay.

Soon, our home planet will detect that we've encountered problems while traveling through space.

They will send someone to pick us up then.

Anyway, there are still some hormones left in the collector.

We'll hand it over to our superiors.

I hope so.

Why aren't the noodles ready yet?

It's taking too long.

What's up with you?

Why are you still angry?

Think about it.

Once we go back to our home planet, Fang Leng can't bully you anymore.

Shouldn't you be happy?

I am. I'm so happy. I'm overjoyed.

However, seeing the two of them together annoys me so much.

It's hot.

You don't have a fever.

[Frustrated because of a man being with another woman.]

[That's probably jealousy.]

Xiaoqi, are you jealous?

That's correct.

I am eating vinegar. (T/N: "vinegar" and "jealousy" sound the same in Chinese)

Have some, too.

All right, that's enough.

Help you with the proposal? Help you to do this and that?

Help you, Fool?

I don't understand. Who does he think he is?

Oh no.

I still haven't found the flash drive.

[Partnership Proposal]

Good morning, President Fang.

Good morning.

Assistant Han, contact Xiaoqi.

Tell her to come back to the company as soon as possible.

The proposal needs to be revised.

President Fang, I've told you many times. Miss Chai has resigned.

Hurry up.

Okay.

The official account on social media can be updated again.

I'm not his employee. Why should I help him revise the proposal?

Miss Chai, I don't think you understand what I mean.

In fact, changing the proposal is an excuse. President Fang regrets it.

He wants you to go back.

He does?

Isn't that proposal in my flash drive?

How did he see it?

After the photoshoot yesterday, President Fang went back to look for it.

I've been working for President Fang for so long.

It's the first time I've seen him so anxious.

Miss Chai, no need to be touched.

Just come back with me.

I don't want to. Does he think I'm stupid? Why would I go back and be bullied by him?

Wait.

Miss Chai.

What else did she say?

She said she wanted the flash drive back.

It costs ¥200 ($30) and is quite expensive.

She also said she's quite busy. She doesn't want you to disturb her all the time.

How about this?

Miss Chai is a part-time delivery person at the milk tea cafe, right?

If you wish to see her, can't you just order takeout?

Takeout?

I forgot that you don't know how to order takeout.

Teach me.

You have a new order. Please check.

Xiaoqi, seven cups of milk tea and seven pieces of cake.

Fang Leng?

[Mr. Fang Leng]

What's wrong with him?

He just asked me to change the proposal, and now he ordered so much food.

Good morning, President Fang.

President Fang, the takeout will be delivered directly to your office.

I know, I can wait.

Good morning, President Fang.

Good morning.

What is taking her so long?

- Xiao— - Hi.

It's you.

Seven cups of milk tea and seven pieces of cake.

Doesn't Xiaoqi usually deliver the food?

I happen to be free today. So I'm delivering them instead.

If it's not enough, you can order more.

I will be delivering them anyway.

The boss took the initiative.

The female lead asked her best friend to show up instead.

The boss lost his control.

This seems interesting.

Come here!

President Fang,

what a coincidence.

Did you also order takeout?

Finish all of them.

Do not waste food.

President Fang, you're so kind to me.

What did I do wrong?

Brother, why did you transfer so much money to my account?

Didn't you just escape from home?

Take it as your living expenses.

Besides, you have a girlfriend.

You'll need to spend money.

Brother, don't worry.

I've been painting in the studio. I won't sit around and do nothing.

Who says you're sitting around?

Fang Lie, listen here.

You are an artist.

Artists need to have feelings.

What's the basis for feelings? Inspiration. Only then will you be able to paint.

Do you know? If you don't get a girlfriend now, you will regret it later in life.

- However... - I don't want to hear your explanation.

Go on a date. Now.

Somewhere unique.

The longer you take, the better. You're not allow to return before 11 p.m.

You have a new order. Please check.

Why is it him again? Xiao Bu! [Mr. Fang Leng. Milk Tea]

Xiao Bu!

Xiaoqi, Fang Lie asked Xiao Bu on a date to the technology exhibition.

So I gave her a day off today.

Young people these days are so romantic.

They can be so romantic when they go on a date.

Is she not delivering the food?

Young people need to know their priorities.

How can you let work get in the way of dating?

If she doesn't deliver the food, I'll have to do it. I don't want to see Fang Leng.

"Fang Leng"?

Not him again.

What's the big deal? I won't take his order. Anyway, I've achieved today's sales target.

Are you serious?

Of course, I am.

He upset you and made you feel bad.

He needs to do more than this if he wants to see you.

Sister Chai, you're so kind to me.

When it comes to men, I know them the best.

Sometimes you need to give him a push.

If he really wants to see you, he will have to come looking for you in awhile.

[Chai Chai Milk Tea Cafe]

Welcome.

Is the delivery person gone for the day?

You didn't even bring flowers with you.

That's too insincere.

President Fang, did you come to see our Xiaoqi?

Well, I stopped by after work and it's on my way...

President Fang, as our shop's super-duper VVVIP, you are very welcome at our shop.

However, as Xiaoqi's sister, there are some things that I must say.

How can you make Xiaoqi so sad?

First, you kicked her out of the company and from her apartment.

That's not all. You even told her that you hated her.

What do you take her for?

Is she someone you can step on and drive away as you wish?

She lied to me first.

Why is it my fault now?

She's such a kind and naive girl.

If she lied to you, I'm sure she had her own reasons to do so.

You two have been together for so long.

Don't you have some basic trust in each other?

Sister Chai, this milk tea is for...

Xiaoqi.

President Fang, I'm not done yet.

As the boss of a huge company, at least you have to learn about emotion management, right?

Don't fight or let your relationship turn sour over trivial matters.

You're too childish.

You should learn from me.

Take it from Sister Chai.

No matter what or whom I come across, my attitude remains calm and at ease.

Hello.

Why are you here?

I know.

Is it because you weren't sarcastic enough last time,

so you're here to insult me further?

- I'm here today to— - Do you think I'm very childish to hold on to my first love?

- Well, I— - What are you doing as a psychiatrist?

Don't you know the most basic theory to apply the medicine to the illness?

- I want to say— - Do you mean to say

that you're a straightforward person?

However, let me tell you, straightforwardness and low EQ are two different things.

I... Forget it, I won't talk. You carry on.

You came here, but you haven't said a word.

Instead, I'm doing all the talking. What are you up to?

I'm really sorry.

The other day, I shouldn't have done that.

As a psychiatrist, I should have considered your feelings.

I shouldn't be presumptuous and do all the talking.

What?

Are you here to apologize to me?

I saw on your social media feed the other day that you wanted to go to the new Rose Restaurant.

I booked a table for the day after tomorrow as an apology to you.

It's okay.

Things like this could've been arranged on the phone.

Why did you come all the way here to tell me?

Then I'll see you there.

See you the day after tomorrow.

Bye.

Just put the flash drive on the table, thank you.

Wait.

I read your proposal.

You've been with the company for so long, but your proposals haven't improved at all.

Proposals should introduce the products' good points.

However, in your 5,372 words, 3,200 words were all about the defects of the product.

Three parts of the layout were wrong.

Sixteen incorrect punctuations.

And 27 incoherent sentences.

Why did you check so meticulously?

As the boss, it is normal to correct my employee.

Sure.

Take your time then.

Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi, listen to me.

Keep your distance. You have a girlfriend now.

"A girlfriend"?

With that Chen Mengfei.

If she sees me next to you, she'll come after me with troubles.

I can't handle it, so I'll stay away.

I'll stay away, okay?

We only have a business relationship.

She's not my girlfriend.

She's not... She's not your girlfriend?

Are you lying to me?

After being together so long, you're the only person who lied. Have I ever lied to you?

Well...

I'm going back to work first.

[Suzhou Science and Technology Museum for Youth]

Why aren't you painting today?

Have you thought of what to paint?

Don't worry, I have it all ready.

Today I'm here to collect material for inspiration.

Inspiration.

[Space Laboratory]

[Love Between Human and Machine] [The Future Is Here, Are You Coming?]

"Love Between Human and Machine."

"Love Between Human and Machine"?

What's wrong with these people?

Why would you fall in love with a robot?

That's right.

Aren't robots just computational programming?

How could they have feelings? How emotional could they be?

That's right.

- It doesn't make sense. Let's go. - Wait a minute.

In fact, advanced robots are capable of emotional thinking.

There's no difference from normal people.

Are they?

No matter how advanced a program is, it still doesn't have a human heart, right?

Falling in love without a heart is deception.

I agree.

- It's meaningless. - Let's go.

[Love Between Human and Machine] [The Future Is Here, Are You Coming?]

Actually, I think it would be cool to date a robot.

Really?

Are you okay with the fact that robots have no heart?

Heart and sincerity are two completely different things.

Humans with hearts can be cold-blooded and cruel.

A robot without a heart can also be sincere.

I think so, too.

You can't.

[Love Between Human and Machine] [The Future Is Here, Are You Coming?]

[Once upon a time, love could only happen between human beings.]

[Nowadays, AI technology makes it possible for machines and humans to fall in love.]

Let me tell you.

Actually, I don't care.

She can avoid me, be angry with me, or not show up at the office.

However, I'm already used to it.

You've been writing all night. What are you writing?

This evening, every time you say, "I'm used to it," I make a note.

Let's look at your spectacular record tonight. [55 times]

It turns out you're not only not used to it, but you're also starting to feel insecure.

You are afraid that Xiaoqi will leave you for good.

I'm not feeling insecure.

I just think it's irresponsible of her to leave suddenly.

You just won't admit it.

Is it so hard to admit that you care about Xiaoqi?

Just get her back if you can't bear the thought of losing her.

How? She keeps avoiding me.

Let me tell you.

No one chooses to leave on a whim.

You have to recall carefully why she left you.

I'll take this call first. Think about it on your own.

Hello.

Okay.

She left me because I was angry that she lied to me.

Then I'll just have to forgive her, right?

It's so simple.

Please come again. Take care.

[Fang Leng: I've forgiven you.]

I don't understand him.

A new order.

[I've forgiven you.]

He's so annoying.

Xiaoqi, Fang Leng told Fang Lie to ask me to relay a message.

He said, "I forgive you."

He's so annoying!

Xiaoqi left you because you did something wrong.

Did I?

Yes. Didn't Sister Chai make it very clear that without understanding Xiaoqi's reasoning,

you kicked her out of the company and asked them to move?

That's why she's angry.

It isn't the question whether you forgive Xiaoqi or not.

You should apologize to Xiaoqi.

Hi, which one is Miss Chai?

I am.

Someone sent you flowers.

Thanks.

"Please dedicate these flowers to the most beautiful Miss Chai."

- Don't tell me— - Coming. Who sent me flowers?

- This... - Let me take a look.

It must be my lovely Dr. Zhang.

He's so sweet.

Young boyfriends are different.

Thanks.

Here, I thought you were so sincere. Stupid Fang Leng.

Sorry, Miss Chai. There's another express package for you.

There's more?

A black card?

Please sign for it.

Is this from Fang Leng?

Mr. Fang Leng is our VIP customer.

We can't disclose our customer's information.

Send it back where it's from.

The delivery fee will be paid by him.

Thanks. Go on.

Bye.

It's always the same old trick.

The entire family are black card holders.

Miss Chai and others returned the black card.

Although a black card makes a substantial gift, for Miss Chai and the others, it isn't the most practical.

What do you mean?

Have you forgotten?

Miss Chai and the rest are now living in the milk tea cafe's storeroom.

Hurry and tell Xiaoqi to move back.

Yes, Sir.

Perfect.

Thanks.

Sister Chai.

President Fang, thank you so much for letting us move back.

The environment here is really good.

Where's Xiaoqi?

You know her. She's very stubborn.

She insists on staying at the cafe and won't even listen to us.

I wonder if Xiaoqi has had dinner yet.

Of course, she hasn't.

Think about it.

Xiaoqi can't cook. She's probably eating instant noodles now.

Where is he going?

Do you even need to ask?

Chai Xiaoqi, listen up.

Starting today, you can only eat the fried chicken I buy for you.

Don't eat other people's fried chicken!

Thanks.

Come on, taste it. It's hot.

It's hot.

How about you? How are you feeling these days?

Chen Mengfei doesn't bother you anymore, does she?

I forgot to tell you.

Actually, Chen Mengfei isn't Fang Leng's girlfriend.

Why do you seem to be happy?

I am happy.

Anyway, I'm a lot happier than a few days ago.

I do not know why.

Do you still want to go home now?

Not really, for now.

It's because I suddenly realize that staying here is also pretty good.

There is so much delicious food.

[What do I do if my apology is not accepted?]

[Stop thinking about it. She doesn't love you.]

[Man, it's your unrequited love. Break up with her.]

[What should I do if I'm still hoping she'll forgive me?]

[It's not an unrequited love.]

[You must've used the wrong method!]

[Think carefully, what is her favorite?]

It's bouncy.

It's so silky and bouncy.

Of course, Xiaoqi likes my body the most, as well as my scent.

What a coincidence.

You...

W-What are you doing here?

I'm here to exercise.

Then I ran into you.

It's the smell of hormones.

Can you give me a bottle of water?

You're so annoying.

- Thank you. - Don't move.

Don't you think the weather is nice today?

It's too hot.

I feel good.

Is the restroom over there?

What's wrong?

Just leave after you drink the water. Customers will be here soon.

- You're so annoying. - Is there a customer?

We'd like to place an order.

Welcome. Come in, please.

Welcome!

Stop.

Hi.

Black tea, chocolate mousse and strawberry mousse, please.

Okay, sure. One moment, please.

What are you doing?

I'm feeling really hot.

Dear.

That... Black tea, chocolate mousse and strawberry mousse.

- Okay. - Yes, that's all.

His hormones smell so good.

No. I'm a high-level living being from Cape Town Planet.

- I can't fall for it. - The food and drinks are ready.

Okay.

- I'll help you. - No. I am working.

Don't cause trouble for me. I don't have time to play games with you. It's annoying.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Chocolate and strawberry mousse.

- Please enjoy. - Thank you.

What are you doing?

I think I hurt my arm during the morning workout.

Look, can you see if my biceps are swollen?

Calm down.

Those aren't muscles. It's just swelling.

The hormones don't smell so nice. They're just average.

So swollen.

Please help yourself. Thanks.

Xiaoqi?

Today, the three of us will drink to our hearts out.

What's the occasion?

You don't need an occasion to drink.

Sometimes you need to relax.

Tonight, while we get drunk, we'll let it all out.

Come on, Xiaoqi.

Cheers.

Okay. Cheers.

Xiaoqi, Fang Leng is a president, after all.

Besides, this time, he genuinely wants you to move back.

What are your thoughts?

I don't think he is sincere.

He's always saying and doing things that I don't comprehend.

Even if he asks us to go back, he didn't even apologize to me.

The hardest words for men to say aren't "I love you," but "I'm sorry."

So you don't plan to go back tonight either?

Let's not talk about that. Let me drink to you. Cheers.

Cheers.

Today, we'll drink our hearts out.

Come on. Cheers.

Although I haven't formally apologized, I've done so much for her.

Isn't that enough?

Actually, a girl may not want your effort.

What she wants is your attitude.

You can't always assume you're right and apologize with your actions.

Try to take off your arrogant facade and apologize to her sincerely.

Sister Chai, is Xiaoqi at the cafe?

I was about to call you.

Xiaoqi is in a bad mood.

She went out for a walk after drinking.

It isn't safe for a girl to be outside at night. You'd better check on her.

I'm sorry, Xiaoqi.

I shouldn't have made things difficult for you at work.

I shouldn't have bought your house.

I went overboard.

I was wrong.

Xiaoqi.

I wanted to make you happy,

but I couldn't let go of my pride.

I'm sorry.

Please forgive me, okay?

I thought you hated me.

Why are you apologizing to the person you hate?

I didn't mean what I said.

You didn't mean it?

Still, you shouldn't have given up the research department.

The saddest thing is not just that you hate me,

but because of that, you gave up something you worked so hard for.

I blamed myself for a long time.

I thought I was despicable and made you lose everything.

You gave up so easily. How irresponsible.

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

You... I... I kissed you last time because...

Why did you kiss me this time?

It's to celebrate.

It's to celebrate that our research department is back on the agenda.

Really?

Yes.

Now we can officially move on to the new fragrance.

However, this project lacks a perfumer with an exceptional sense of smell.

Besides, no one in the company can take on that role.

I... I-I-I can do it.

I'll come back if you want.

Aren't you angry anymore?

A little.

However, since you're bringing back the research department, I'll go to work.

Come to work tomorrow.

I have a surprise for you.

My shoelaces are loose.

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫