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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry, ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, or surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just like the universe has it's gravity, You are my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-year, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 11]

I... I'm so sorry.

I accidentally fell.

I didn't mean to create this chaos.

Sorry.

I promise I'll clean these up.

I guarantee I'll clean up this mess. Sorry.

I'm sorry. Please don't get mad.

Do you smell that?

Applying perfume to the pulse area

and follow the blood flow can accelerate the perfume's evaporation.

It smells great.

Which bottle of perfume was this?

How did I not smell this earlier?

How can I let him kissed me first?

- What did you say? - Nothing.

This isn't like the fried chicken incident last time.

This time it's me kissing you back.

Fried chicken?

Oh, so it was because of that.

It took the research department a few months to come up with these perfumes.

I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. Replicate the scent earlier as soon as possible.

Blend a new perfume.

I'm back.

Back already?

I'm so tired.

Why are you watching this?

When I was drunk last time, Fang Lie wanted to kiss me.

So I have to find out the kissing logic of earthlings.

You know, I spent all day watching this.

I realize there's the accidental kiss, confession kiss, and break up kiss on Earth.

Do you know what's the common logic between these kisses?

There's no logic at all.

If a person kisses you suddenly, it shows that he's been planning it for a long time.

So the reason why Fang Leng kissed me earlier was because I kissed him last time.

So that's why he wants to return the favor.

It's a good thing you explained it to me.

If not, I would have misunderstood him. My goodness.

Fang Leng kissed you?

Didn't you say it's a logical problem? There's no need to be surprised.

Go and study.

So that's what it was.

What?

I was just having diarrhea. How did I miss out on so much?

Why are you excited?

It's the friend I told you about last time.

Why do you think he would want to kiss the girl?

What else?

He obviously likes her.

It can't be. It was just a peck kiss.

Maybe it's the close proximity with the right atmosphere.

Maybe it's the interest and attraction towards each other.

There's no need to be surprised.

Just like in western countries, they greet each other with a kiss.

- It doesn't mean— - President Fang.

I'm also always in close proximity to you.

Do you want to kiss me?

I get it now.

That friend of yours must be experiencing stress from facing his first love.

What do you mean?

As humans, when we like someone for the first time, we're

unfamiliar with such emotions.

Therefore, our hearts will subconsciously mislead themselves in response to this new feeling.

It's also known as self-deception.

Then, how can you verify this feeling of love??

That'll be simple.

The eyes are the windows to your soul.

First of all, when you like someone, you can't help but smile when you see that person.

Secondly, when you don't see her, you would unconsciously look for her.

Thirdly. Even if you close your eyes, you still see her in your dreams.

This "Three eyes rule" is to prove that you like someone.

It's also called "Erlang God's Rule of Truth". (T/N: Erlang God has three eyes)

This is great!

The novel will have new material now.

What else is missing?

It smells great.

When... When did you come in?

But, your face.

Are you having allergies? Why is it so red?

I'm feeling a little hot.

Wasn't it 45% earlier?

How can this...

What did you say?

How should I tell him that

the missing ingredient is the hormones?

Nothing. I was just blending perfumes but no matter how I do it I couldn't get it right.

Can I borrow your hand?

Thanks.

That's right. It's this smell.

That's right.

It's somewhat similar.

But also not exactly the same.

I took everything here just now and mixed them according to the ratios.

Still, I couldn't get the exact scent no matter how I mixed them.

But once I added your scent, it became fragrant.

My scent?

[Lovers attract by each other's scent. That's the scent of hormone.]

It's actually attraction based the scent of hormone.

- Come in. - President Fang, the investigation report is ready for you.

President Fang.

You smell good.

The vast majority of love perfumes on the market now uses musks from the animals.

In order to increase the stimulation and attraction of the sense of smell.

If human hormones can be used to make perfumes, our company will able to come up a new product.

It can also allow consumers to have a new experience through the sense of smell.

Hormones?

Right!

President Fang.

My admiration for you has reached a new height.

Hormones?

President Fang.

What's going on?

Miss Chai.

Have you heard of using hormones to make perfumes?

Hormones?

Hormones?

Assistant Han.

Go and notify the perfume department to change the theme of dreamy love perfume to hormonal fragrance.

Then, notify the research department to study on how to extract human hormones.

Understood.

That's great.

I'll collect all my completed samples and deliver them to the research department.

President Fang.

President Fang.

President Fang, you really are amazing.

President Fang.

Do you still remember the first rule of Erlang God's Rule of Truth?

When you like someone, you can't help but smile when you look at them.

Then do you remember that your bonus will be deducted by this behavior.

I do.

Hello, President Fang.

Where's Xiaoqi?

President Fang.

Xiaoqi said she went to the research department.

Get on with your work.

What's taking her so long?

Rule number 2. [Han Zhiming, CEO's Assistant]

When you can't see her, you'll look for her.

You don't like it?

What's wrong with me?

Morning, President Fang.

- Morning, President Fang. - Morning, President Fang.

Did you have a nightmare?

How did you know?

You look pale. It must be from poor sleep.

It's fine. I can make some coffee for you.

It must be because I can see her every day.

I got used to it.

Can you work outside the office for the day?

The company ordered some fresh roses from Sunshine Flower Garden.

Go and check the balance sheet. Then, take some samples back.

You're prohibited to come back to the office before the end of business day.

What...

How strange.

What's strange about it?

Aren't you a psychiatrist?

You can't even complete such a simple task.

You're asking me to perform hypnosis on you so that you can hate Xiaoqi?

Do you think that's a normal request?

But she's seriously interrupting my daily life.

I have a suggestion.

If you like her, so be it.

You have to follow your heart.

The more you run away from it, it proves that you care about her even more.

You know my amnesia very well.

I won't have any future with anyone.

Besides, this isn't about likes or dislikes.

It's just a short-term emotion.

Do you want me to end up like everybody else?

Just because of this short-term emotion, I'll make a promise that I can never fulfill.

You're neither being cautious nor responsible.

You're just simply afraid.

Have you thought about this?

Perhaps this so-called safety net of yours turns out to be a missed opportunity?

What if she really leaves?

Will you really not regret it?

President Fang.

President Fang.

Hurry and look at the news. Miss Chai is in an accident.

There was a car accident near Qingnian Road. [Breaking New]

An overloaded truck collided with a woman's electric scooter.

A good samaritan called 120.

But the woman's family cannot be reached at the moment.

The situation at the scene looks dire.

Fortunately, the medical emergency crew arrived in time to rescue the injured.

Can you repeat what happened?

I was making a right turn like I normally do.

She suddenly cut in and collided.

How can I avoid her in time?

It looks pretty serious.

This girl's too careless.

- Careful. Slowly. - She ignored the traffic lights.

Right? It was a heavy hit.

Not sure if she could survive this.

That's right.

Doctor!

How's her condition?

Are you a family member?

I'm her boyfriend.

Here's the case. She suffered venous hemorrhage, serious blood loss.

Because of the accident , she suffered from shock when we arrived.

Even so, she still has a pulse.

Moreover, someone had already took care of her wound.

Fortunately, someone took hemostatic measures.

Otherwise, her condition could have been worse.

Come on.

All right.

Fang Leng, where are you going?

♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

Are you coming or not?

Not anymore.

Mister, start the van.

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

Xiaoqi, are you all right?

I...

Could it be that you thought I was the one who got hit?

You scared me to death.

I was trying to save someone.

But I messed up the document.

I caused troubles again.

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

You've worked hard today.

Hurry back home and get some rest.

It's fine. Besides, I'm not even injured.

Don't worry too much.

I'm used to following you around.

Oh right, my scooter.

I'm here.

I'm here, Miss Chai.

I parked your electric scooter downstairs.

Here's your helmet and your keys.

Change this helmet.

Replace it with a sturdier one.

All right.

You can leave.

Okay, sure. Bye-bye, I'll get going.

President Fang. If there's nothing else, I'll head out.

Assistant Han.

Find me few sure win love confession case studies.

Love confession?

President Fang, could it be?

Sooner the better.

Don't worry, I have a set of ways that'll guarantee success.

It'll definitely make Miss Chai touched to her core.

Just wait.

The surprises are yet to come.

Have a sit.

Thank you.

Mister. Miss. Here's your menu.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Just order whatever you like.

So expensive.

Later on, read this first.

Then...

Remember the steps, okay?

Xiaoqi.

Why are you buying me dinner?

It's because of you, our company changed the research direction to hormonal fragrances.

It's to reward you.

All right. Okay.

Hello. Before your meal, please allow me to tell you a love story.

Sure.

Long time ago, a steam of rose represents love on a special person.

In other words, you're the only one for me.

These 33 roses here represent our fate across three lifetimes.

Also, my love for you across three lifetimes.

My love, please be my girlfriend.

Say yes.

Say yes!

How romantic.

Where were we earlier?

You can carry on now.

- Gifting a rose to you represents— - Forget it.

Get on with the dishes first.

Please wait a moment.

W-Why did he bring the dish away?

That's not a dish.

Hurry. Get 99 roses for me.

Sooner the better.

You can have mine.

Here.

Thanks.

- It's here. - Hurry up and go.

Hurry.

Xiaoqi.

There's something I've been wanting to tell you all this time.

Actually...

Look.

My dear.

- These 999 roses… - 99.

represent our long-lasting love.

Happy anniversary.

Thanks, Honey.

I love you.

It's so romantic.

How romantic.

What did you want to tell me earlier?

I just wanted to say that the steak here is delicious.

Help yourself with more.

I think they're delicious too.

You have some too.

What's that?

Excuse me, mister.

Will there be any more love confessions today?

- No more. - Are you sure?

Don't worry about it.

Xiaoqi.

This necklace is called Wandering Polaris.

- This was— - My love, will you marry me?

The ring must be expensive.

Didn't I say a necklace will do?

My love.

I must express my sincerity with a diamond ring.

Right, Bro?

Congratulations.

Congratulation!

You think it's romantic too, right?

How joyous.

So romantic.

What about the necklace?

Oh, this necklace.

It’s a gift to a customer. I was planning to ask for your opinion.

- Sure, let me have a look at it. - It's fine now.

There's no need for that anymore.

Okay.

[Assistant Han: President Fang, please deduct my bonus. This restaurant is a curse, I can't help it.]

Yummy.

Where's your car?

You came here by car, right?

After a successful love confession, the most romantic thing to do is for two people to take a stroll back home.

President Fang, don’t you worry.

I'll drive your car home ahead of time.

This way, you two can hold hands and stroll under the streetlight.

I think I forgot where I parked it.

I'll ask Assistant Han to look for it later.

Are you cold?

Wear this.

Wear it?

Do you feel better?

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Didn’t you have a full meal earlier?

The portion of those dishes were so small,

how could I be...

Fried chicken!

I'll have two of this and this. Also, some of these and these.

- Thanks, Mister. - All right.

Two, please.

This one, thank you.

- The total will be ¥‎40. - All right.

Take my card.

Pay by card?

This...

This is a black card.

I'll treat you.

Okay, it's paid.

Thank you.

You go ahead.

So arrogant.

It smells really good.

Time to dig in.

It's so tasty.

Eat slowly.

Yummy.

I really don't get it.

Why not give fried chicken instead of roses?

Aren't roses the standard for love confessions?

Fried chicken can be eaten.

Roses can't.

Once they wilt, you'll have to throw them away.

That's not the case for fried chicken.

Once you eat it, the rest becomes a part of you.

You can't shed them away.

They'll become a part of yourself.

Don't you think this make more sense?

Sorry.

It's okay.

It was cheap.

But you still haven’t wiped them off.

♫ Crossing through the vast outer space ♫

♫ As expected, my thoughts of you come with love and affection ♫

♫ Planting a flower on your forehead ♫

♫ It is called the Flower of Eternity ♫

♫ Love is like a stroll in this exclusive starry sky ♫

♫ We warm each other up and seal up all the worries ♫

♫ Even if the sun rises and moon sets and the four seasons alternate ♫

♫ There's not a wish in my heart that won't come true ♫

♫ Ho ~ Ho ~ It's worth it ♫

Fried chicken, first kiss and confession

I'll be here wait for the fried chicken.

Fang Leng, I'm here.

Xiaoqi.

I've actually liked you for a while now.

Me too.

[Xingqing Park, Scenario Simulation Map]

[Feng Leng]

[See you at the park beside the lake at 5 pm.]

President Fang.

Director Zhao is here.

- Director Zhao, please come in. - You've worked hard.

Hey, Bro!

It's been a while.

Welcome.

Why are you so formal with me?

Let's hug instead.

It's been hectic in the States lately.

It's not easy for me to get day offs. I purposely came to see you.

How are you? I heard that the company is doing pretty well.

We are recently establishing a research department.

Also, developing a new product.

Invest in one of them.

You're still the same as before. All work and no life.

Let me guess.

You're still single, right?

That smile tells me something.

Your career's doing well and your love life also seems to be fruitful.

Let me in on the gossip.

I'm sure you've met my girlfriend back in Los Angeles last year.

Los Angeles?

That's impossible. When we were in Los Angeles, you dragged me everyday

to attend meetings and meet clients. There was no time for a girlfriend.

However, there are a lot of scammers now. Could you have been scammed?

Come here for a bit.

What's up?

Do you know that girl in green?

I’ve never seen her before.

Can you think carefully?

Really. I haven't seen her before.

Director Zhao.

I'll let my staff give you a tour of the company.

Sure.

I'll look for you later.

Steven.

Director Zhao will be in your care.

- All right, you get on with your work. - Okay.

Assistant Han.

Come inside.

President Fang.

How did you check Chai Xiaoqi’s background?

I-I-I...

At that time, I did not immediately find information on Miss Chai's identity.

But with my super investigative ability, I accessed to their apartment's management portal.

That’s how I know Miss Chai is the daughter of Li Chunjiao, the landlady.

President Fang, was the information incorrect?

Look into it again.

[Personal Information]

[Identity: Unknown]

[Family information: Unkown]

- Why did you wanted to see me? - Who exactly are you?

W-What do you mean?

You don't recognize me anymore? I'm Xiaoqi.

You're not the landlady's daughter.

We've never met in the States before either.

Why do you lie to me?

I...

I can't possibly say that I'm an alien.

Even if I do, he wouldn't believe me.

I...

Let's not talk about this now.

Wait until I…

make something yummy for us.

Did you want to see me to just to ask me this?

Fang Leng.

- Fang Leng. - There are many rich daughters here anyway.

How unfortunate. If only you were here five minutes earlier.

As long as he's alive, I'm duty-bound.

What's going on?

- Do you like me? - I do.

I can bring you home with me.

You even held another man's hand.

You betrayed me before.

I didn't.

It's not like that. Fang...

Fang Leng!

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫