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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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JERVIS: Oh, dear.
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Such table manners.
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Perhaps l can make you act
a bit more civilized.
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(DEVICES BEEPING)
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(LAUGHS) Bravo!
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They all laughed when l said l'd find
a way to tap into another
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creature's mind.
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Why, with this band and these
electrodes,
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l can control anything.
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(KNoCKING m DooR)
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Psst, Jervis.
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Oh, Alice.
(STUTTERING) What a nice surprise.
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Yeah, yeah. Look busy.
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Dr. Cates, Mr. Wayne.
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Right this way.
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Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch.
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-Hello.
-Of course.
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l read your proposal on using microchips
to enhance the brain's potential.
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Sounds intriguing.
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Actually, the prototype
isn't quite ready yet.
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Tetch, l think we owe our founder
and employer, Mr. Wayne,
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a little more than lame excuses.
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-Sorry.
-That's all right, Dr. Cates.
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Mr. Tetch is a valued member
of our research team.
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l'm sure we can spare him more time.
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As you say, Bruce.
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Thank you.
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You got off easy this time, Tetch,
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but heads could roll
iF you slip up again.
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She's always like that
when the big boss drops by.
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Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows
what you mean to the company.
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Oh.
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Sometimes, Alice, l think you're
the only one who understands me.
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(CHUCKLES) That's just
what my boyfriend says.
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See you after lunch.
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Of course, intellectually,
l know it's all wrong.
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She's got a boyfriend, after all.
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Better to withdraw like a gentleman.
Forget her.
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Turn my heart to other pursuits.
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(SLURPS)
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Never!
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Look. l've already developed
a circuitry card
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powerful enough
to control a human brain.
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lt would be so easy to make her forget
her boorish beau and love me.
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Ah.
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But that would reduce her
to a soulless shell.
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Oh, no, not my Alice.
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Oh.
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lt's hopeless.
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-(ALICE SOBBING)
-DR. CATES: Oh, Alice, l'm sorry.
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(SoBBING CoNTINUES)
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(TELEPHoNE RINGING)
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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(SoBBING CoNTINUES)
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ALICE: l just wanted to talk about
where our relationship was going
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and Billy got so defensive.
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Mmm. Classic male fear oF commitment.
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The next thing l knew,
we were shouting, screaming.
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Saying we never wanted
to see each other again.
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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
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(LAUGHS) She's mine for the asking.
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l'll sweep her off her feet, treat her
to a wonderful night on the town and...
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Nothing.
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What could a beautiful girl like her
ever see in someone like me?
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How could l impress her?
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Hmm.
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How, indeed.
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Jervis?
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Good evening, Miss Pleasance.
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l'm here to help you forget
your recent heartbreak.
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Gotham can be a wonderland, Alice.
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Tonight, let me be your guide.
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l'll get my coat.
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Did you see that?
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-Gotta be the Bat-Creep.
-Hey, easy money headed our way.
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This is really a surprise, Jervis.
You're so...
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Quiet at work.
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Ah, still waters run deep, my dear.
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lt's been my philosophy that people
should take what they want from life.
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THUG: Hey, ours too.
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Okay, Mr. Hat, let's have the money.
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On your way, curs,
Iest l'm forced to teach you a lesson.
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Jervig, no.
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lt's your funeral, nut boy.
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(DEVICES BEEPING)
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Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us.
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We're sorry. Honest.
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Why don't you do something useful,
like, oh, go jump in the river.
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Okay.
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-Are you all right?
-l'm sorry you had to see that.
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But they had to be taught a lesson.
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Dare we hope Gotham treats you
to an ear)y evening, sir?
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l should be so lucky. The police
emergency band just switched on.
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Good night, Alfred.
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POLICE DISPATCHER ON RADlO:
All units. All units.
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Two possible su�cides reported scal�ng
the Gotham Bridge suspens�on tower.
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-All units, please respond.
-BATMAN: Guess l'm elected.
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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(WHIRRING)
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Engage.
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Lousy night for a swim.
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Mr. Hat told us to iump in the river.
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Right. Look, you guys stay calm and-
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Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.
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(BmMAN GRUNTING)
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Stop!
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No!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(GASPS) Hey, man, keep away from me.
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We never touched the creep.
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Okay, maybe we hit him up
for money, but we never--
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Hey, what are we doing here?
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Monsieur Tetch, l have created
a gastronomical delight for you.
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All on the house, of course.
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Thank you, Antoine.
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Pardon, Monsieur Tetch.
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Would you be so kind as to favor us
with a photo for our celebrity wall?
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Enchant�, my dear.
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l had no idea you were
such a man about town.
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Ah, this is a side l share only
with those closest to me.
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(SLoW VloLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Don't forget to lock up
when you're done, Mr. Tetch.
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Right-o.
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You know, Alice in Wonderland
was always my favorite story.
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Do you remember
''The Mock Turtle's Song''?
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(SINGING)
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
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Won't you ioin the dance?
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(SLoW oRCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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When you showed me that strange card,
l recalled an image from my childhood.
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lt seems those near-suicides
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had a run-in
with a self-styled Mad Hatter.
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BATMAN: l saw that picture earlier today
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in the office of a scientist
who creates circuitry similar to this.
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Thank you for a wonderful time.
You're a terri Fic friend.
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Until tomorrow, dear Alice.
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Tomorrow and every day afterward.
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(BLoWS KISS)
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What a sweet, funny man.
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__g�U__: ____
__UM___
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Baby, l'm sorry. Can we talk?
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(SINGING)
Will you, won't you, will you...
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(CHUCKLES) Ah, good morning. Hello!
Good to see you. Lovely day, what?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SINGING SoFTLY)
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(GASPS)
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Oh, Jervis, thanks so much
for cheering me up last night.
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Listen, l have the most incredible news.
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Billy was there
after you dropped me off.
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He apologized. l forgave him.
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And then, he gave me this.
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Can you believe it?
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l'm getting married.
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Jervis, your hand.
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Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.
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-And congratulations.
-Jervis?
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Jervis?
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l can still fix this. l can still win!
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-(DooR oPENS)
-DR. CATES: Tetch!
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l don't know what you did,
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but Bruce Wayne
is demanding to see you now!
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l promise you, Tetch, it's your head
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if you've gotten
my department in any trouble.
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Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Cates!
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(DEVICE BEEPS)
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Excuse me, Alice.
Have you seen Marcia or Jervis Tetch?
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They left together
about half an hour ago.
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Together?
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(PHoNE RINGING)
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Hello? Hi, sweetie.
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-My fianc_.
-(WHISPERS) Congratulations.
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Billy, what's wrong?
You sound so-- What?
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But why? Billy? Billy.
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Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. (SHAKILY)
l think l'm gonna need a minute alone.
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(SoBBING)
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Sorry, Billy, me lad,
but all's Fair in love and war.
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(SNIFFLES)
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(GASPS)
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Alice, darling.
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(GASPS)
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l had to come back when l heard
that cad abandoned you again.
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How did you know? l didn't tell anyone.
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MAD HATTER: Oh, pish tosh.
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J
What matters now is we have each other
now and forever.
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(GASPS) oh...
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This is getting too weird.
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What have you done with
Marcia Cates and this girl's fianc�?
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No, l don't like this game.
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Let's play another.
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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(SCREAMS)
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l anticipated there'd be trouble sooner
or later, so l enlisted some help.
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l'm sure you recognize my friends,
the Walrus and the Carpenter.
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(GRUNTS)
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Why are you doing this?
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For us, my dearest.
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Oh, believe me.
l didn't want it this way.
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(BmMAN GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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MAD HATTER:
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.
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How l wonder what you're at.
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Now, this is a game more to my liking.
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Are you, the famous Batman,
so intent upon destroying my happiness
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that you'll harm these poor,
mind-warped innocents to get me?
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Let's Find out. (CLAPS)
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Offwith his head.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, one thing l forgot to mention.
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My control over my pawns
increases their strength. fLAUGHS)
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Guess you found that out, huh?
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BmMAN: oh! (GRUNTS)
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Offwith his head!
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(GRoANS)
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Batman.
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There's the knave. Off with his head!
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They're programmed to attack me.
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-But they won't fight you.
-l gotcha.
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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My aching skull.
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Come, my dear. It's time we were away.
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(SLAMS)
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MAD HATTER: You're mighty
in Gotham, Batman,
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but in Wonderland,
the Mad Hatter reigns supreme.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(MAD HMER GRoWLING)
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(DISHES SHMERING)
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l'll cut that cowl off your neck
be Fore you'll take her.
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l've waited my whole
Ionely life for her!
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Then all you've waited for is a puppet.
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A soulless little doll.
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lt didn't have to be this way.
You made me do this to her!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(MAD HMER GRoWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(BmMAN STRAINING)
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(LAUGHS MANICALLY)
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(GASPS) Grrr!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRoANING)
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Would not, could not...
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Would not, could not.
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Oh, could not ioin the dance.
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