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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I waited at school for an
hour and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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Mandy went into labor.
I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby and no one told me?
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And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
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My husband's in it.
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So, you're just gonna keep sleeping here
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instead of dealing with it?
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I'm helping with the baby.
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She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
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Uh-oh.
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Ten dollars on pump two.
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You got it.
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Hi, uh, ten dollars on pump, uh...
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whichever that one is.
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Ain't you young to be driving?
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Oh, I'm just pumping gas for my dad.
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He's in the bathroom. Might be a while.
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Been there.
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I'm on pump number three.
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You?
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Two.
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Nice.
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's Missy.
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I stole my dad's truck,
I'm running away. Want to come?
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You're running away?
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- Sounds dangerous.
- Oh, um...
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well, my dad taught
me how to drive and...
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I'm messing with you. Come and get me.
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Why didn't we do this years ago?
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My feet wouldn't reach the pedals.
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Dad, wake up. There's a problem.
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What? What's wrong?
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It's Saturday morning and
no one's cooking bacon.
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Oh. So go cook bacon.
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But Mom cooks bacon.
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Well, she's at your meemaw's.
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Which is why I'm waking you up.
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Sheldon, you're a very
intelligent little boy,
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I'm sure you can handle bacon.
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- I'll wake up Missy.
- No, wait...
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She's mad at the world right now.
Just leave her alone.
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Then I'll call Mom.
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Okay...
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I'll make your stupid bacon, happy?
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I've been better.
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This is the best day of my life.
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First time running away?
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Pretty much.
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Think your parents know you're gone?
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They barely know when I'm there.
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Missy, there's breakfast.
We saved you a little.
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What about somewhere
with a beach, like California?
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We've already driven five hours east,
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so we might want to
keep heading that way.
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East. You really are smart.
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I get there was a lot
of yelling last night.
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Just want you to know I'm
here when you're ready to talk.
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I mean, if you want a beach,
then Florida's in the right direction.
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Oh, and it's almost spring break.
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- Like MTV Spring Break?
- Mm-hmm.
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If you expect me to apologize,
you can sit in there forever.
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Great. Then we're going to Florida.
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Let's pay and get out of here.
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Or...
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let's not pay and get out of here.
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Fine, ignore me. I'm eating your bacon.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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You know, there's a more
spatially efficient way to do that.
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It's good enough.
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Is that what you tell
your football players?
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I make them run laps.
That what you want?
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You're funny. I like
our weekends together.
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Oh.
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Hi. Um...
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I didn't see your truck.
I just came to grab a few things.
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- Yeah. It's fine.
- Hi, Shelly. How you doing, baby?
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I'm all right, although
the dishwasher looks like
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it was loaded by Gustaf Dalén.
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He won a Nobel Prize in
physics. And was blind.
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What do you mean you
didn't see my truck outside?
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It's not out front.
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Yes, it is.
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I was just out there.
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The hell's my truck?
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It's a '86 Ford F-250.
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And you didn't hear anything? No.
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What about you, ma'am?
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Well, um, actually...
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Oh, she hasn't slept here in days.
She's just getting her things.
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I was taking care of the baby.
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We have a new grandbaby.
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You mentioned you had a daughter.
Any chance she saw something?
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I doubt it.
She didn't even come out of her room.
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- You haven't seen her at all?
- No. She's mad at me.
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Mind if we ask her?
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Missy.
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Open up.
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Missy?
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Son of a bitch.
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Huh, your truck's gone and she's gone?
What are the odds of that?
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She took my truck, Sheldon.
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Oh, more chaos. Got it.
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We are breaking so many laws right now.
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I feel like Thelma Louise.
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Me too.
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Have you seen that movie?
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No.
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Me neither.
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How could you not know she was missing?
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I thought she was giving
me the silent treatment.
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You know, teenage girls.
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- I don't.
- Moody, moody, moody.
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Sheldon. When was the last
time you saw your daughter?
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Uh, well...
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Hard to say. We just... Lot going on.
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Well, at 6:15 she made a plate
of food and took it to her room,
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which I said, "is how you attract ants,"
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and she said to mind my own business,
and I said it is my business
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because her bedroom
shares a wall with mine...
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6:15, got it. No one saw her after that?
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Well, at 7:22, she had
to use the restroom,
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but she had to wait
because my dad was in there.
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Probably due to all the beers.
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- Thank you.
- Happy to help.
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And then at 7:45, she
tried the bathroom again,
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and luckily, by then my father had...
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Sheldon, when was the
last time you saw her?
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Well, at 9:15 I brought her
a can of Raid for the ants,
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and she told me to go
to hell, which is rude.
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And then at 11:06 I tried
to communicate with her
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via walkie-talkie to no response.
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I can't believe she would do this.
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How does she even know how to drive?
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All right, now, take
your foot off the brake
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gently put it on the...
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I bet your mother taught her.
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She could be lost, she
could be in an accident,
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she could be in a ditch
by the side of the road somewhere.
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♪ So I wake in the morning ♪
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♪ And I step outside ♪
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♪ And I take a deep breath ♪
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- ♪ And I get real high... ♪
- There's a cop.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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♪ Scream from the top of my lungs ♪
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♪ What's going on? ♪
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♪ And I say, "Hey-ey-ey." ♪
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Okay, well, if you hear anything,
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please give me a call.
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Thank you.
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Nothing.
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Any word?
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No. None of her friends
have heard from her.
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The police are looking for
my truck, but still no sign.
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I can't believe that girl.
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Did she even think about
how worried we'd all be?
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Wow, you became a dad fast.
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Well, it just kicks in.
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I don't know who else to call.
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- What about Paige?
- Are they still in touch?
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They saw each other a few weeks ago.
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Although Paige was quite inebriated.
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- What?
- It means drunk.
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We know what it means.
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And Paige has run away from home before.
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If I was going on the lam,
that's certainly who I'd contact.
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"Lam." What a fun word.
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I'm glad I got the chance to use it.
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- Lam.
- Hi. Linda,
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this is Mary Cooper.
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Um, I'm sorry to call out of the blue,
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but is Missy there with Paige?
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No. Why? What's going on?
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Well...
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Missy has run away, and we thought...
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That my daughter would
have something to do with it?
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Oh, no, I'm not accusing her.
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No, that's exactly
something she would do.
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Hold on.
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Paige.
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I'm thinking she might be with Paige.
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Paige?
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Damn it.
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Hey, can I drive?
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Better not.
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My dad'll be pretty mad if
something happens to his truck.
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Like what, if somebody stole it?
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- Oh, my God, I'm a criminal.
- Yeah. It's pretty cool, right?
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I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
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Only if you go back.
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- I guess you're right.
- I mean, don't worry.
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When we get to Daytona,
everything's gonna be great.
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Think so?
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Yeah.
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Hey, maybe we should change our names.
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- Really?
- And I hate my name.
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Paige. What am I, a congressional aide?
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Yeah, totally.
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So, what name are you gonna pick?
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I'm thinking Ginger.
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- That is so good.
- Ginger's not a boring scientist.
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Ginger's fun. She's alive.
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I'm gonna pick Susan.
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No, Suzie. Much cuter.
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Ginger and Suzie.
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- Ginger and Suzie.
- ♪ Call me up and tell me... ♪
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Wait, is it too late to
change my name to Brandi?
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- Too late.
- Come on, Ginger.
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I can't believe the last
thing we did was yell at her.
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Now, don't go blaming yourself.
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Uh, I was blaming both of us.
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So, we weren't supposed to punish her?
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Kids do stupid stuff,
parents yell at them.
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Yeah, y'all did it to me,
I'm gonna do it to my kid.
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Calm down, Daddy.
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I know y'all are worried,
but this ain't helping.
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She snuck out and stole my truck.
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I mean, how is this our fault?
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Well, maybe she was right.
She does get ignored around here.
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I liked being ignored.
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Let me get away with all kinds of stuff.
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Please stop helping.
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We need to get the police back on
the phone. I know how to find them.
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Really? How?
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Right, well, based on
the time they've been gone
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and the average speed limit,
I've calculated that this circle
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is the maximum distance
they could have traveled.
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- And what are the pins?
- I'm glad you asked.
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To help narrow down the
search, I've identified
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points of interest to teenage girls.
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The big four... malls, beauty salons,
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horse stables and roller rinks.
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And what are the blue pins?
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Those are places that I'm interested in
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that we can swing by after we find them.
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For example, Peaster, Texas...
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No one cares.
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Peaster, Texas... Birthplace
of Robert E. Howard,
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regarded to be the father of
the sword and sorcery subgenre.
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Sheldon, this isn't about you.
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But it's a good start. Why don't
you go narrow that down even more?
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I'll check in Missy's room for clues.
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If she took her roller
skates, this case is closed.
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Think your parents are freaking out?
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Probably having a party.
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And then Sheldon will complain
about them having a party,
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and they'll stop because
he gets everything he wants.
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I know. Try being the golden child.
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Everybody's always
expecting big things from you
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'cause you're a genius.
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What do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:45,692
Something simple, easy.
255
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,860
You know, I heard
there's a place in Florida
256
00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,361
where you can get a job as a mermaid.
257
00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:52,197
- Really?
- Really.
258
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,033
Don't get mad at me,
but you are a genius.
259
00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,227
Just don't tell the other mermaids.
260
00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:59,389
Oh, crap.
261
00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:00,605
Well, how fast are you going?
262
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,423
I'm not going too fast.
Maybe I'm going too slow.
263
00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:04,125
- Should I speed up?
- Don't speed up. What are you doing?
264
00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:06,600
- I don't know.
- Just... Maybe it's not for us.
265
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,230
Pull over and let him pass.
266
00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:17,933
What do we do?
267
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,769
We need to get our stories straight.
268
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,576
We're cousins, you're 16, you
forgot your license at home,
269
00:11:22,587 --> 00:11:25,291
and we're on our way to the
hospital to visit our grandma.
270
00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:26,595
Okay.
271
00:11:31,451 --> 00:11:33,196
I'm only 13, I stole my dad's truck
272
00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:36,245
and we didn't pay for breakfast
at the diner. We just left.
273
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:39,019
Okay. And who's this?
274
00:11:39,596 --> 00:11:41,682
My cousin, Ginger.
275
00:11:45,056 --> 00:11:48,110
Is anyone hungry? I can make sandwiches.
276
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,088
- No, thanks.
- Not hungry.
277
00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:51,423
I could eat.
278
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,140
Then make yourself a sandwich.
279
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:55,269
Maybe you should. Are you cranky?
280
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,769
Okay, I figured it out.
281
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,897
Based off the pictures
she's ripped out of magazines,
282
00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:00,866
she's a big fan of actor Luke Perry.
283
00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:04,287
- Who is that?
- He plays Dylan on Beverly Hills, 90210.
284
00:12:04,298 --> 00:12:05,902
Your classic bad boy.
285
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:07,902
Your classic bad boy?
286
00:12:07,913 --> 00:12:09,613
Yeah, like me.
287
00:12:09,702 --> 00:12:11,711
The show not only takes
place but is also filmed
288
00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:13,145
in Los Angeles, California.
289
00:12:13,157 --> 00:12:15,898
That's obviously where she's heading.
290
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:19,235
Cooper residence.
291
00:12:19,245 --> 00:12:20,721
Now, given the amount of
time since she's left...
292
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:23,471
They're okay! They've found them.
293
00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:25,130
Oh, thank God.
294
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:28,643
- Where are they?
- Uh, about an hour east of Baton Rouge.
295
00:12:28,653 --> 00:12:30,563
Apparently they were
on their way to Florida.
296
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,397
That's not where Luke Perry is.
Let me speak to them.
297
00:12:34,323 --> 00:12:35,722
Copy that.
298
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,921
All right. Your parents are on the way.
299
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:39,567
Are they mad?
300
00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:42,519
If my daughter stole my car
and ran away, I'd be mad.
301
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,782
What if she had a good reason?
302
00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:47,068
Do you have a good reason?
303
00:12:47,274 --> 00:12:49,181
Well, my brother's really smart
304
00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:51,850
and my older brother had a
baby and they were ignoring me.
305
00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:53,967
You might need a better reason.
306
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,874
Are you taking us to jail?
307
00:12:57,863 --> 00:12:58,972
No.
308
00:12:59,096 --> 00:13:00,706
Great, so we can go?
309
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,460
No.
310
00:13:02,635 --> 00:13:04,586
But I'm not taking you in either.
311
00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:06,586
Why not?
312
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,826
I got a kid your age. I get it.
313
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,745
Oh, God, I'd rather sit in jail
314
00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:14,441
than have another adult
tell me how much they get it.
315
00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:16,942
Not me. Happy right here.
316
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:22,231
I'm real sorry for whatever
Paige got Missy into.
317
00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:25,264
Thanks, but I think this one's on Missy.
318
00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:27,851
I doubt it. Last month
she swiped my credit card
319
00:13:27,863 --> 00:13:29,687
and bought a plane ticket to Hawaii.
320
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,024
Nonrefundable.
321
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:32,195
What did you do?
322
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,134
What could I do?
I dropped her off at her dad's
323
00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:35,515
and I went to Hawaii.
324
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:38,919
Trust me, Missy's never
gonna do anything like this again.
325
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:41,144
Aw, bless your heart.
326
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,724
I'm serious.
327
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,788
School and home, that's it.
328
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:48,209
No TV, no friends, no shoes.
329
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,794
Let's see her run away barefoot.
330
00:13:49,806 --> 00:13:52,804
That's your plan... Make
her hate us even more?
331
00:13:52,816 --> 00:13:55,841
I'm not trying to be her friend, Mary.
I'm trying to be her parent.
332
00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:57,552
What do you think I'm trying to be?
333
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,606
Oh, I don't know. Her neighbor?
334
00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:05,293
Is everything okay?
335
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,506
Yes.
336
00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:08,890
I've just been staying across the street
337
00:14:08,902 --> 00:14:10,472
taking care of our granddaughter.
338
00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,504
How long you
gonna keep using that excuse?
339
00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:15,216
I am so sorry. It's
been a stressful week.
340
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,080
You don't need to
apologize. I've been there.
341
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,618
Right.
342
00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:22,975
I know it's not my place, but...
343
00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:25,914
Barry and I used to keep a
bunch of stuff bottled up,
344
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,725
and we know how that turned out.
345
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,638
We're not getting divorced.
346
00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:31,145
Yeah, over my dead body.
347
00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:33,325
Yeah, that's exactly how it's gonna end.
348
00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:35,945
Oh, boy.
349
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:42,140
What was Missy thinking? Why Florida?
350
00:14:42,178 --> 00:14:43,498
Why does it matter?
351
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,671
I made a solid
hypothesis backed by data.
352
00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:49,115
- Where did I go wrong?
- You tried to predict a teenage girl.
353
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,437
Perhaps when she gets back
we can take her in for a brain scan.
354
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,306
Maybe what Missy needs
355
00:14:55,317 --> 00:14:57,726
is for us all to be a
little understanding.
356
00:14:58,337 --> 00:15:01,035
I'm trying to understand.
That's why I need the brain scan.
357
00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:03,831
Look, your sister's going
through a lot these days.
358
00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:07,515
She's feeling overlooked,
confused, angry, sad.
359
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,080
She's feeling all those things at once?
360
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,114
Yeah.
361
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:15,347
And I can't scan her brain?
That is so unfair.
362
00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:17,940
So, what exactly was your plan?
363
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,940
We were gonna go to Daytona Beach.
364
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,275
Like on MTV.
365
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,320
And what were you gonna do for money?
366
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,807
I don't know.
367
00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,356
We would have figured something out.
368
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:28,577
Yeah, she's an actual genius.
369
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:30,961
Sorry.
370
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,881
Don't get a lot of geniuses back there.
371
00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:36,248
Mostly stupid folk.
372
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,956
I'm just saying, I have a
good relationship with Missy.
373
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:42,710
Yeah, I taught her how to throw a ball.
374
00:15:42,721 --> 00:15:45,754
- Taught her how to drive.
- You taught her how to drive?
375
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:47,663
Oh, uh...
376
00:15:47,674 --> 00:15:50,128
You know, just the basics
in-in a parking lot.
377
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,202
Hey...
378
00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:54,808
She made it all the way to Louisiana
without getting into an accident.
379
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,665
I think I did a pretty good job.
380
00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,168
Unbelievable.
381
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:00,308
If y'all want, I can recommend
382
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,249
the marriage counselor
me and Barry used.
383
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,673
What's...
384
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,111
Y'all got divorced.
385
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:09,291
How good can he be?
386
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,105
Well, she...
387
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:13,400
Stop with the...
388
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:17,030
Oh, like she's not
gonna be on your side?
389
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,783
It's not about sides.
390
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,976
She helped us realize we
were staying in our marriage
391
00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:24,418
for the wrong reasons and it would
be better for everyone if we split.
392
00:16:24,429 --> 00:16:26,807
I'm not sure it was better for Paige.
393
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,022
Paige's issues have nothing
to do with our divorce.
394
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:32,812
Sure.
395
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,381
How much she have to pay the
counselor to tell her that?
396
00:16:39,673 --> 00:16:41,750
At least my daughter
didn't steal my truck,
397
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:44,240
and none of my kids are having babies.
398
00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:47,421
Okay, we all have our stuff.
399
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,735
Here comes another one.
400
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,212
Fifty-eight.
401
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,341
How does it know?
402
00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:58,669
It calculates the speed
based on the Doppler shift
403
00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:00,589
of the reflected radio waves.
404
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:02,378
See? Genius.
405
00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:05,278
My brother's like that
too, but she's way more fun.
406
00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,432
Ninety-one.
407
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,112
All right, buckle up.
408
00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:13,405
Yes!
409
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,330
Show me how to use
your gun and I'll cover you.
410
00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:29,095
If you need a break,
I can drive for a bit.
411
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,846
I'm okay, thanks.
412
00:17:30,856 --> 00:17:33,572
I could take a turn.
Not a time for jokes.
413
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,189
You may never drive again.
414
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,692
And you are not hanging
out with Paige anymore.
415
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:40,041
That's not fair. It was
my idea, not Paige's.
416
00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:42,211
You really think that's
helping your case?
417
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:44,650
Liked it better when
you two weren't talking.
418
00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:46,759
Well, too bad, 'cause we are.
419
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,680
If you're feeling ignored, don't worry.
420
00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:50,984
We're gonna be laser-focused
on you from now on.
421
00:17:52,516 --> 00:17:54,066
This marked the beginning of
422
00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:57,300
what our family would come to call
"Missy's difficult period."
423
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,215
Despite my repeated assurances
that I could solve the problem
424
00:18:00,227 --> 00:18:03,428
with a brain scan and some
low-voltage electric shocks,
425
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:05,480
I was never given the opportunity.
426
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,473
Such a shame.
427
00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:14,219
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