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- Sir, Sir Latimère is there. - He can come in

Enter, please

- Hello - Hello - Sit down please

You can leave...

Let's come straight to the point. I will read the contract.

The LDD company, headquartered in Nassau, Bahamas,

represented by its manager, John F. Latimère,

deposited shares with the bank Credit-Futur S.A.

shares of the Canada Wood Processing Co.

for a nominal value of

two million dollars

Yes exactly.

The share price is set at 280

as security for a loan over two years

in the amount of two million francs

- Do you agree on the text of the contract? - Yes, very good

- So if you want to sign here - Good

- 100%? - Of course

After obtaining expert opinions about the securities of the Toronto Stock Exchange

we are happy to assist you as quickly as possible and without formalities

- I am very grateful to you - Money is available at checkout

You told me you want to have this money...

... in cash today, is not it?

- Yes so that the business we are committed can be - I understand

Miss? Mr. Marie, your manager, on the phone. Please prepare the money Mr. Latimère, we go down.

If you want to follow me ...

I am especially glad that the business was running faster for you.

Money is available at the cash

You said you wanted, today, to receive the cash.

Yes, in cash, so that it can do the business we envision.

Make ready money from Mr. Latimère we will take it in a moment

Sign here please

We were saying that you wanted to have the cash today?

Yes, in cash because it is the only way for us to achieve the business we envision.

I understand, I understand.

Hello, Miss?

Could you prepare money to Mr. Latimère immediatly, please.

We'll arrive soon, thank you.

If you want to follow me ...

- I hope that's enough ... - It's too much, sir. Thank you!

Tina?

Tina!

Tina! Wake up my dear.

I have a surprise for you.

Tina?

You'll see ... Big surprise.

Oh, John! What are you doing?

You are crazy!

What is it?

Honey, that's it, we're rich!

We are rich!

But you're certain that the plan is absolutely safe?

I am relatively sure.

It would be the devil if the plan fail.

And if that happened?

In this case, we have the A plan.

We will take off to Rio

But that cannot happen: I thought about everything.

Honey, you're great.

This is what I believe from time to time!

You are truly the greatest of all

With your skills, it's not a miracle

If all goes well, we'll be in three months in Rio.

You stay here, in place, and open your ears

Okay. And you?

I'm leaving now.

Where?

I have to visit an old friend who helped me.

I'll give you news from there

Consul must have a second spring: it's an awesome toy.

Hey hey?

This must be Isabelle. My God. Children grow fast.

They become adults quickly. She is beautiful.

A splendid body.

- My young friend! How are you? - Fine, Consul

- You did not get my telegram? - I did. It just arrived at the office

So? How was it?

Perfect! Terrific!

Jeanne? Jeanne just see who's there! It's John!

John!

It's good that you come back and see us

This time you stay with us longer than last time

Because now we have more space, you see there? Now there's 7 bedrooms

- And then look this view - Wow, that's wonderful

We can see the sea, and there you have the patio ...

- And then there ... - Waoo, love!

- Are you hungry now? - Yes, a little hungry

But before, I especially thirsty.

- Bring us to drink, and especially look after our guest. - OK sir

- Cheers - Cheers

Now, tell me everything

First, your hand,

how you want it? In US Dollars? in Deutsche Marks? or in Pesetas?

Especially not in Pesetas.

If I have the choice, I take it in Dollars.

OK if you want.

Just look.

You can count.

Why recount? you know that I trust you

I'm glad to hear that

Trust is a very rare thing

So? Tell me?

While listening you will not believe it

It's a pity you didn't attend the interviews

You would have seen their faces, it was crazy

The guys were eager to give me any credit

No problem.

Of course, the actions were well prepared

It was a great job. Guys, it was perfect.

No burrs.

Milan's friends had to give a heck

Because our Toronto man provided impeccable information.

About the papers, no problem. The 3 men trusted them.

They haven't noticed any mistake or strange stuff

so much that they thought it was the deal of their life.

They practically insist to give me their money.

That is true. I am not exaggerating.

What will happen if in two years they want to cash the coupons?

Just before 2 years have passed. Have you think?

But there is nothing to fear. Nothing could happen.

I told them where I will be that day

and it would be better that I keep the coupons on me

You're very clever. You thought of everything.

You'll see life here is great.

- Now we only have to take advantage of these good things. - Extra

- Mister is served - Ah yes, the meal

John you should go see Jeanne. I must absent myself.

I have to pass to the office: there is something that I have to put in a safe place

- I'll be back around 5PM - See you, Consul

- Jeanne, the guest stays here, I return around 5PM - Yes, okay, bye!

Hey, come on! Come!

- It's been 3 years since we meet last time - Yes

Three long years that you didn't give us a sign of life

Your husband is also my friend, and my benefactor.

Yes, this is my friend, a generous friend

and has understanding for everything

- Do you think he knows? - Of course he knows!

You do not need to be afraid.

Come quickly.

Your husband is in great shape, is not it?

And your relationship? How is he doing?

What do you want there? We are very happy together.

And you do not know other men?

What do you think? You can not imagine what Carlos can do

He doesn't mind only about his business

We shouldn't underestimate him. You know, he has fire in his veins.

Much better for you

And it is not just me alone. I'm just a girl among others

And who are the others?

- Ice, Mrs. - Thank you, Bella and Blondie

Woohoo ... Woohoo, girls!

They are not bad

Do you know why we have two maids so sexy?

Consul has a weak point for the staff?

He doesn't like spending money for people he cannot use 24/7

This is why both maids are always at his service, in the kitchen and in bed

- And it doesn't bother you? - No, it's the opposite

I've listened them lately

I can tell you that Carlos is really an animal

Says, I do not know Carlos in that way

While there, open your ears,

this is completely crazy

He has everything well organized

Ah, my lovely maids

What do you bring me today?

- Some dildos, as you have asked us - Magnificent

I like people execute my orders

Yes, we want to serve you our best Mr. Consul

Well, today I'll give you a little bit of reading

And what will it be?

I would not exactly give you the title because it is very nasty

On the other hand,

I'd like you to pose different positions which are indicated in these pages

As you wish, Mr. Consul

Go for it

Wait I have not yet begun

The title is ... "Touching" ...

Once upon a time, two heedless girls,

"Heedless" ... because every time ...

... they went ... to the clearing ...

... Next to their cottage ...

... They forgot their panties ...

... And ... preferred to foam slope ...

... Branches of bushes ...

Then one day, they were walking ...

... Came a leprechaun ...

... A little leprechaun ...

... But with a ...

- I did not know Consul that way ... - Open your ears again ...

Hey, that's how ... Children become adults and Isabelle become a beautiful girl

With the temperament of his mother.

When I see her tender body, I regret that she's my daughter.

Oh you're amazing ... you mean I'm not enough for you?

But of course my little volcano ...

You have at least the temperament of the mother of Isabelle. And I said "at least"!

From time to time, we can hear Jeanne's temperament throughout the house

Isabelle! Finally! You exaggerate a bit.

Come on, no jealousy scene, stay cool.

- We men, we love it. Isn't it, John? - Absolutely!

It's great when a woman is sparkling with desire

There's a lot of women who slacken off in Ibiza. Wait a little bit.

Your playboy career is just beginning.

They will fly into your arms. The beautiful wild girls, horny.

You really think so?

Of course, if you have the time, money, and all the necessary equipment. No huge problem.

About accessories, I have rented a villa for you. That's the key.

Great, thank you!

And lest you miss anything, I entrust the maids. They will take care of you.

Thank you

It's really very nice of Consul of you have entrusted to me

We both have to take care of you

It s really very kind of him. One can say that I'm treated like a sultan!

- It will be a pleasure for us too - We must read in your eyes all your wishes

- And you can do it? - Yes

And what you read in my eyes?

You want to fuck!

And what makes you say that?

- I told you they only wanted fuck with us - I don't care to be fucked,

it's part of life, but they shouldn't rob us after

They are fucking us, bastards.

Yet my Antonio was really cute

Let us alone with your Italian crush.

They all are gangsters of the mafia!

Anyway, we are in trouble now ...

We have no more money, no papers,

We have nothing. We are really in trouble

Who is he? He's new in Ibiza.

- Hello ! - Hello

You were right: we always meet again in Ibiza

- It's beautiful, isn't it? - Yes, that's great

We would have needed your help. First the housing problem.

Well, you can come home

Great! Yeah!

It will be nice, you'll see!

- Hello John! - Hello Isabelle

You found a harem, old playboy!

These girls are living with me.

You know, their stuff have been stolen and they have no papers

I understand: "who needs chicks must have chicks"

it never hurt anyone

That's Tony, my boyfriend

We wanted to have a tour on the sea with Tony's boat, unfortunately it's down

Hey, it's something to do!

- Would you like to have a boat ride? - Great!

- Isabelle, what do you think? We buy a boat? - Yeah, great!

This one, it's not bad.

Hello captain. It's a nice boat you got there.

That's what I think too.

And a boat like that, how much does it cost?

What are you saying? A boat? No, it's a ship, sir.

It was very expensive.

- How much? - Half a million.

- Half a million pesetas? - No, half a million Dollars, of course!

My friends, you hear that? Half a million Dollars

That's peanuts for me

Are you kidding?

I pay you with cash. 600,000, without receipts. OK?

And where do you take these 600,000 Dollars?

it is my business, Captain. Do you agree or not?

Ok, I leave it to you.

here it is, captain. 600,000. From hand to hand.

and without a receipt.

- Hey, your Tony, he's having a good time with one ... - And why not?

- While you are here, on the same boat - And after?

- It makes good points for me too - Can you explain what that means?

I'll show you right away

All sailors to the captain!

Come on, I'll make a splash

Captain, Bravo!

- Hi girls! - Isabelle Hey!

- It's okay? - It's okay

John, do you remind there's a party tonight? The one dad prepared in your honor

Yes naturally. All the girls are already preparing

Good. I thought you wanted to stay with your whole harem

Don't tell bad things. Why do you think things like that?

Come on, you'd rather stay with us.

Better not. I won't bother you any longer, I'll do a motorcycle ride

At least, I am sure to be the only one with that. Ciao.

This Isabelle is very jealous. She seems to be in love with you

but you belong to us

They are not afraid to press the throttle. I wish I could do the same.

You have to be more experienced.

It's hard enough for a man, so for you ...

- Are you planning to ride there? You? - Well what? We'll see

- You are going to fall - You bet I won't?

- You don't realize how it is! - I do!

- And don't cry if you get hurt - If you can do it, then I can do it too

- You think you know riding motorcycles? - Yes. Yes

You'd better leave, Cycling beginners band

Because if you want to show the girls, you have to get up early

What you need, it's Them.

You'll have to throttle

- Wait, I'm coming - I hold her

- Come and help me - I'm coming

Lay her on this

- Her little motorcycle outfit... - this gonna be tasty

Second, third, and I retrograde.

So you wanted to have emotions? You're gonna have them

You think a little about his buddy? My turn!

Small cock become big

You imagine? They jumped on me!

- I still have my legs trembling - Real men with leather jacket?

- Yes, I think they all had leather jackets.

I believe they also have leather cock

I invited them. If you want, you can try

Do not worry, I'll hit one. These guys, I know how to deal with

- To our millions! - To our millions!

But I have nothing more to drink ... Please?

It's party!