Original subtitles

Ladies and gentlemen the story that you will see...

was removed sentence by sentence, incident by incident...

of the Secret Archives of the Treasury Department.

This incredible case has been the department's challenge for years.

It is, in my opinion, one of the most amazing that I have ever seen.

and I bet you will think the same.

Keep one thing in mind, this story will confuse you.

Everything you will see is absolutely true.

and it really happened.

The Gossip (1967)

I'm sorry sir, look, unfortunately, I would like to explain.

I was fishing peacefully, I try to do this all year round.

I wanted nothing more than fishing, and I went fishing...

and I started to give a line and then I saw something appear...

Who would think I was going to get anything?

particularly something as big as you?

Forget it, stop chatting and listen.

Oh don't worry, I am a very good listener.

- Get me up a little. - Yes sure.

Hey, sir, you are really hurt.

Wow, I think they hit you hard.

I don't have much time left. Diamonds, lots of diamonds.

Millions of dollars, don't let them get it, stop them!

Promise me, please swear yes!

Promise yes, but I don’t usually swear to

anyone, sometimes I cast a curse on someone,

but I never swear, I’m not used to it.

The hotel!

The mast, the hotel with the mast, the bag. Run!

Wait!

Say yes, run!

Wait!

Promise me, swear!

I said before sir about swearing, I don't do that.

Incredible, isn't it? This young man was Gerald Clamson.

On here.

Observe closely.

He is an administrative officer of the State Bank...

and he has held this role for 11 years.

He is an Accountant and...

works hard for 50 weeks a year...

and he impatiently waits for his fishing on his 2-week vacation.

He loves fishing and traveling...

otherwise his mind is minding its own business.

However, these circumstances, unusual circumstances that put him in

this situation where he will not be able to take care of his things.

At the very least, he should have reported it to the police.

- He's dead, I'm sure. - He is dead?

-I checked, he's dead. - You said that in Chicago too.

No, Rex said he died in Chicago. I said he died in Hong Kong

Rex thought he died in Seattle, Gunner said he died in

Hong Kong and you said in Chicago, now who's to say he is?

I said I checked, can you hear me?

If he doesn't press the button, he doesn't hear.

I checked.

You checked that he is dead, he is certainly dead.

But is he dead?

Now, check if he's dead.

He's the boss, there's no doubt.

his eyes very small...

the funny nose...

and he died with an idiotic smile on his face.

I can not believe!

You are right, Chief.

It will be the first night that I will sleep peacefully in years.

Forget about it.

Make sure you don't leave anything, tie a rock to the body...

and throw it overboard, and go back to the ship.

Exchange and disconnect.

Right Boss!

Gunner did you cough?

I didn't cough.

Do you know what I'm going to do? Do you know what I'm going to do?

Give me ammo. Give it to me.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

I will make sure that this time he is not saved.

Precious Tom Pocket minutes.

This is Tom Pocket.

What I heard tells me that you’re not sure.

I will resolve this once and for all.

Get back and take cover!

This was Syd Valentine.

Alias, Bloody Syd.

Alias, Syd the Great.

Incidentally, Syd ice pick.

Alias, Ellen Valentine.

You've tried everything.

His record was 26 arrests,

25 convictions.

Assault, fraud, with a deadly weapon, homicide, drug trafficking, transvestism.

Anyway, all crimes in the Penal Code.

I had no relationship with Gerald Clamson, but I could pass for his twin.

He was a member of a million dollar diamond smuggling ring,

until he decided to be alone with a good piece of the thing.

- What's the matter Ed? - Hi Jack, 309 and 107.

Ah! Circular to the left and without lights huh?

No.

No 309 and 107. 309 is speed, and 107 is the expired wallet

See officer, as I told that gentleman, I was fishing this morning...

and I found a man in a wetsuit...

on the beach and started talking about diamonds.

Speed ​​is 601.

It's 309.

In addition, there were shots from a boat

without notice, so I left it, I made a promise.

It is evident that this damn fishing hobby is my fault, which I do every year.

I'm trying to say that...

- What's the matter, Patrolmen? - A 309 and 107.

Ah, resist arrest and inappropriate language, huh?

No. Circular on the left and without lights.

No, I was fishing in a quiet place and the...

diver emerged from the ocean with some diamonds under his arm and...

I said, driving at high speed and with an expired wallet.

- 309 is resistance to arrest. - It's impossible!

Okay, what's going on?

It's about the man who came from the sea in a diver's outfit and sent me to the hotel.

They insist that 309 is not about resisting arrest.

309 is swimming naked.

See my manual...

- And I'll show you. - Look, everything happened...

- Here it is, 309 is to resist arrest. - When you're swimming naked.

The manual makes it very clear!

- You guys are very... - And they shot the man...

- What? - Wait a minute.

The fact is, he was dying and I promised...

I said I promised. I said... They came from the boat...

Does anyone want to listen to me?

I'm trying to explain. Does anyone want to listen to me for a while?

I'm trying to explain. Look... I...

Someone better... Okay.

Okay. So that's it!

You can either hear me or I'm leaving here now.

I'm going to get in the car.

Watch.

I'm getting in the car.

I'm almost inside.

And I'm going to close the door.

I hit it!

Watch me go.

Did you see how Jerry found out that most...

people are absorbed in their own affairs...

they don't have time to help others from time to time.

and sadly sad but true.

I think this map is fake.

Nobody asked, shut up and keep digging.

What if it's fake?

Was it false? Why was he going to take a fake map on a vessel he was preparing to explode?

Maybe he had a fake map, to slow us down a little bit more

Ok stupid. And where is the real map, was it with him?

Maybe he gave it to the fisherman?

Fisherman? You are crazy! He wouldn't give it to a stranger.

He would give it to anyone before giving it to us.

You stupid, silent.

The only way to check if this map is false is to dig.

- To dig? - We dig.

Operator.

Hello operator. I have a little problem that is becoming a big problem. Look...

- I'll move on to customer service. - No, no, better with the police.

Hello. Customer service, Stetson speaking.

No, I don't want customer service, the operator committed...

a mistake, pass it on to her again, please...

Just hang up sir and call the operator again.

Of course, I'm sorry.

- Operator. - Operator, how do you call the police?

I just put my hands over my mouth and call out saying "Help, Police"

No, I mean over the phone.

Say if you want: the "Department of the Bay", the

"Patrol of the Port" or the "Central Office of San Diego"

Well, I really don't know.

As I said I have a small problem that is a big problem.

- I'll move on to customer service. - Do not wait!

Hello, this is customer service, Stetson speaking.

Hello, I want the police.

It's not here, this is customer service, Stetson speaking.

I also know that it's customer service,

I don't look for customer service, I want the police...

I asked the operator.

- Can you pass it on to me? - You just have to hang up the call, eh?

I already did and it cost me 1 coin.

If you call customer service you could ask for it back.

You are customer service.

Well, about that, call me and give me your address.

- Operator. - Operator, call the police.

the "Department of the Bay", the "Patrol of the Port" or the "Central Office of San Diego"?

Operator, it doesn't matter, I have a little problem.

No. Put me with the San Diego Headquarters.

It's 15 cents, please.

Hello, it's your operator.

Hello operator, this is Stetson from customer service.

There must be a problem with that line, Mr. Stetson.

Problem? Yes, some madman complained that he had lost a coin.

So is it like that? I have news for you. You are crazy.

What do you guys think about this guys? You two are crazy.

I was on the phone and...

Sir, what's in there?

- Where? - Over there, right in front.

- It's a Hotel, the Hilton Inn - That's it, that's it, the mast.

- Which is? - The mast!

The hotel. That's it. I was looking for. How come I didn't see the Hilton's mast?

Thanks.

Pardon me. I'm really sorry.

I was in a hurry and I didn't see you standing here.

Okay, it's my fault for making so many purchases.

Well, it's a privilege for women.

I can, ah.

- I'll tell you a secret. - Yea.

I like men who help women to take packages.

I personally find it so charming.

Here it is. There are no more packages here.

- Do I believe we should have lunch? - I think it is better to help with the packages.

- Thanks. - It's not right now.

Oops, be careful.

- Here we split up. - I'll be fine. Give it to me here.

- Put it here, right? - Thank you very much.

- You were very kind. - Thanks.

I hope to see you again.

Sorry, I was helping a lady and I came here...

I don't want to interrupt you. But listen to my warning.

I just came here for information.

I was fishing this morning on the beach and...

a man made me promise to come to this hotel...

to find your diamonds, I saw this...

We do not need your diamonds, we

are not concerned with personal problems.

- Go back where you came from and stay away from here. - You do not understand...

Excuse me, sir, are you okay? Mr. Really, I'm sorry.

Let me explain, it was an accident.

Oh sorry, I can help...

- I would love to get my room key. - Right, Colonel Sanders, right now, sir

- Get out! - You're right.

I have never seen such inefficiency, you stupid ineffective.

Ineffective? I, of course, are delighted to have you here. Stupid boy, I'm really sorry about that.

- You certainly regret it. - Yes, I'm a fool.

What are you looking for?

I do not know. The diamonds must be somewhere on that boat.

Look baby, there are two possibilities:

One, he hid the diamonds somewhere on that boat.

And he would take them before he blew us up.

Then he would put on his wetsuit and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.

Wow, I could also hide it somewhere and give the map to an accomplice.

- Who? Would he not be one of these three wise men? - Ah, we have another guy on the beach.

A fisherman.

I remember that he didn't trust strangers.

But now there was no way out, and, of course, he would give it to the devil rather than me.

For us?

So, why do you think so?

That, we were friends.

A fisherman?

- And where is this fisherman? - Who knows?

If he returns to the beach, we'll be on the prowl.

I still insist that the diamonds are on this boat.

- I do not think like that. - I don't think I left it here.

I don't think that makes any sense.

We were on the beach and there was nobody there, and besides...

Nobody is interested in what you think.

I still think the diamonds are on this boat.

Well, I have to go back to the hotel.

- What hotel? - Yes, what hotel?

It's a new job.

- To open new fronts. - What's the job?

Tennis teacher at "Racquet Club". At the Hilton Hotel, on Mission Bay

It is not known if it was the diamonds...

or the frustration that caused no one to hear it...

or the little girl with big packages, but one thing was for sure:

He was determined to enter that Hotel.

He went to a used clothes store and other innovations to disguise himself...

to try again to enter the hotel.

One can pretend to be crippled in order to survive.

Sir! Welcome to the Hilton Hotel!

Thank you, very nice of you.

- Can I carry your luggage? - Yes. Take my luggage?

My luggage? No, my secretary brings it in another car.

In the other car?

Yes, I use this one only for sentimental reasons, but for special

occasions, I use the other car with my secretary, you know?

Naturally. Mr.

- Could you follow me sir? - Ah yes, show me the way...

- Did you get hurt, sir? - Watch your hands.

Don't be trusted, come, show me the way.

The doorbell broke.

I just rang the bell and it didn't stop ringing and...

Wait a second, friend...

There's a beautiful job here and I accidentally broke this thing and...

Can I help you, sir?

Yes I came to be helped, for an apartment...

Yes. We have one with a beautiful view of the Bay for Mr.

- Wonderful, wonderful. - If you sign the registration Mr.,

the boy will show you the way.

It is not necessary, I know how to write my name since...

i was a tadpole i know how to write left, backwards, without a guide.

I meant to accompany Mr. the suite.

Wonderful, wonderful, good idea. Gerald Clamson, here it is, thank you.

Move away, move away. Show the way and don't come any closer, let's get going.

Good dress, man, good job, very good, good man.

We're fine.

- Sorry, hello. - Hi! - Do not you remember me?

No.

Yesterday I helped...

Excuse me, I think this is the first time I see you.

No. That's what I was going to say, that I've never met her before.

You certainly mistook me for someone else.

Yes, I really took her for someone else...

that looks a lot like you.

- Thank you very much - You're welcome.

I hope you find what you are looking for.

- Thanks. - Excuse me? - Certainly

It's ok? He managed.

Now it looks like a crocodile in chicken skin, wanting to peck.

Being his administrative mentality, it makes him organized...

Would you like a man with such a determination checking the income tax?

Sir?

Hey, you, come in, come in.

This is it, sir. If you want to follow me, I'll show you everything.

Adorable.

Adorable indeed.

Well, you are not needed, I have more important problems to solve.

First of all call my insurance and give me the key.

- On here. - Thank you very much.

This is beautiful! Amazing! Aha, old American wood.

Wonderful.

Oh, yes, did I forget you? Do I have any money?

Nothing here.

Here, I hope that's enough.

Sorry, I have no change.

Oh, it's okay. Take it all, have fun, use it all.

- Take it all, have fun - Take it all?

Take everything and enjoy.

Now I understand, yes, right.

Here is everything, take it.

Thank you sir, with that I can go far

Seriously?

So, how far?

Try to save, life is hard.

Well, thanks for your services.

You have a good wallet, sir.

I was fishing, that is, a friend was fishing...

Ah it's waterproof! For people who fish, and things like that.

He is certainly a good fan of water sports as well.

Yes, more or less, in terms of water sports...

Well sir, call me if you need me, Harold. Goodbye sir!

Bye, bye, yes.

Harold, Harold, Harold, great.

Helo!

Sorry.

- Do you remember me? - Of course, it is you who helped me with the packages.

- Yes, I hope that... - How are you?

- Well, I hope I didn't. - Of course not, no.

- I'm fine that, where were you going? - I was going to sail.

Here they rent sailboats and have a pier.

I love to sail, I usually use a 4.8.

Why then, don't come with me! Not busy?

Two people can go.

Seriously? I would appreciate it.

- I don't think they're on the boat. - I also think.

Sure!

I say they are. Gunner, Take the speedboat

to the hotel, but don't panic, don't worry.

You two, keep an eye on the fisherman.

Well, here he is! What do you think?

- Wow beautiful. It should sail very smoothly. - Ah, I love it.

I liked him.

Okay, I go to the tail and you push the rear.

- Wouldn't that be impolite? - Push right there.

- You mean over there. - See, end of the boat.

I already understood, I will.

- Okay, now let go of the rope. - Yes, I'm doing it.

Be careful.

Caution. Don't push so fast.

Don't forget to jump on the boat.

Watch out!

It's cold!

Sir?

Galore, Thor Galore, I would like to see my friend.

It may be dangerous!

Dangerous?

Don't be ridiculous, I've known you for a long time!

- Very well. I'll get it. - Yes, you will get it.

- I opened it for you. - Sit down.

Dangerous?

Dangerous.

Gunner what happened?

Gunner hey, don't be mad, it's us!

- But, what happened to him? - He may have seen something at the hotel.

Why don't you ask?

Gunner. Did anything unusual happen at that hotel?

That guy had a scared face.

You're right, from my position on the boat, I swear I seemed to be looking at you.

When, suddenly, it stopped and froze as if it had something in the air.

It was really very strange.

How long are you going to stay here?

Ah, I live here, I work here at the PAC airline.

I am the head of the stewardesses.

You said the boss... like the head, don't you!

- And you're single, right. - That.

- And how long will you stay here? - I will stay, I cannot stay.

It depends on how things go.

Look, this is how my problems started.

It all started because I like to fish, and I went fishing in the morning and everything started.

And now I'm here alone...

Will i see you tomorrow?

- Well, if you want, I was going to play tennis. - Oh perfect. Tennis, great American pastime.

I love America's favorite pastime. I mean, what time are we going to play tomorrow?

- Great, will we play at 10:00? - Excellent.

Tomorrow at 10:00 am. What a great hobby, that’s it, tomorrow I’ll see you.

BAMBI BERMAN TENNIS CLASSES - CLASSES FOR BEGINNERS Hello, you know, it's very difficult...

I said to myself, Gerald, am I wondering if you want to take a tennis class?

And I answered good idea. Then you have the racket and the balls.

Starting within 10 minutes, I will clear the money, My name? Clamson, Gerald Clamson.

C-L-A-M-SON.

Mr. Clamson, right, thank you very much.

Oh, how are you, Mr. Clamson. I suppose you are satisfied with us.

Big, big, a place like no other, birds sing all the time.

You have a worried look. Are you looking for something around here?

Look, Mr. Clamson, there was a madman trying to invade the Hotel.

- And you must be among the guests, Mr. Clamson - Trying to enter the Hotel?

Oh my foot. And it looks like I recently saw him come and go.

How does he look like?

Have you ever seen a runaway, Mr. Clamson?

- Roadrunner? Of course, man. - That's the description of that guy.

I understand, it’s terrible, I’m sorry for that. Can I help you catch your man?

Oh, don't worry, we have two hotel detectives on your search right now.

Oh, this is wonderful. I'm sure your security is safe now.

- I wish you better, Good morning. - Ah, Mr. Clamson.

Forgive my curiosity, but are you going to a party or something?

Oh no. Tennis lessons.

- It suddenly occurred to me. - Oh yes, tennis, forgive me, of course.

I'm happy. It's good for the body and mind, it's very stimulating...

My broken foot!

Hello how are you? Are you Miss or Mrs. Berman?

Miss is right. But they call me Bambi. Mr. Clamson?

At your service, my dear, but you can call me Gerald.

How sweet, but look, Gerald, when I approached, it looks like we’ve seen each other before.

Curious, curious my dear, this has happened before, the

other day I passed by a girl who mistook me for Gregory Peck.

You are kidding.

She approached me and...

Ah, I see that you have all the necessary equipment, necessarily everything I needed.

I just have to get the racket to play and...

I will learn to play it right.

I'm very curious, Bambi. Are these rackets made for righties or lefties?

Why is it ambidextrous?

on the contrary, I can play well with both hands.

Great, come on, let's go over the steps and rules to get started.

Excellent. Knowing the rules is the most important.

I think in any sport, the fundamentals are so...

important and rudimentary the first time, as in initiation.

- Oh, right - Very well.

- Do you remember the footprint? - I never forgot, I stayed like this for four days.

I got really bad in the legs and the grip came out a little crooked.

This is not something I would like to remember. It was painful.

I meant the footprint of the tennis racket.

- Ah yes yes. - That's like a handshake.

Extend your hand as if to greet me.

Hi. I'm Gerald Clamson, how are you?

Great, now take the racket as if you were to shake my hand.

- Yes. - Okay, very well.

Now remember that. Keep your pulse steady.

- Now, try back. - There we go.

Perhaps a stronger pulse and would not have gone that far.

- Let me demonstrate. - Yea.

Remember, always do it gently like that.

So, it's soft.

A man can think so gently.

Okay, now try you.

I have a good idea. How about we exchange some balls to make everything look great?

- Okay, I'll serve. - Wait, I have a better idea.

Wouldn't it be better to stay on the other side and send the balls to me?

That's what I said.

We think the same way, we will play very well, I would say.

- Okay, Gerald. - Here are the balls.

Oh, sorry, it’s impossible to play with just one racket.

I hope you like it.

Now, when you're ready. I am on the game!

Game point...

I don't think the diamonds are on the boat.

- Me either. - I don't care what you think.

Sometimes I wonder if all this mess is worth it.

If it's worth it?

Within a few days Fong will ask about the new shipment.

So I'm going to put it for you to explain, and you'll see what a problem it is.

I was just kidding.

I don't understand how this guy thought about leaving here.

He put the dynamite.

It was for us. friend.

He had planned to hide the diamonds, blow up the boat and put the police on Fong.

Then, when the case was closed, he would take the diamonds and live very happily.

Great, there's a map that doesn't start anywhere.

Put in your hands by a dead man and you can't tell anyone because nobody wants to hear.

For information, this is the meeting with Mr. Hodges' detectives.

It's him!

Get him! Get him!

It disappeared like magic.

- Oh, I see we have a picnic? - No, it's not.

Excuse me, Mr. Clamson, we are looking for someone.

Hunting a person? I hope you are not a criminal,

I would like to know if this hotel has bad elements.

- Bad elements? - On here?

- Do not be ridiculous. - We don't support this type of rabble here.

Make sure he doesn't come here anymore.

In fact, this man in particular, the runner-up. He tried to get into the hotel earlier.

If I catch him, I will break his head.

- And the arms - And the legs.

- Shoot him. - Stab.

- Hang him. - Electrocute him.

- Gas chamber. - And poison him.

Right.

- If I could get it. - You go, it's just a matter of time.

I wonder, Mr. Hodges, how much longer?

Confused? They are not the only ones, there are many more, come.

I found it, the fisherman.

That.

It was on the beach, like you said.

I didn't get to see it well, but I know it's him.

He was shopping on the waterfront.

I know you are the right guy.

I just...

- You have some strange friends. - Very funny, get out, I'll take over.

Okay, Stud. What was there?

- Yes, you can talk now. - Yes, what happened?

Do you look like a rock?

Come on, say something. Tell us what happened?

Something's going on in that hotel and you're going to check it out.

Thank you for everything.

I do not believe. They kill a man and nobody cares.

This whole thing is very clear and nobody cares.

I tried to tell the police.

I tried to tell everyone and they ignore me.

No one cares. Only I care about that.

Maybe I...

Hello?

Hi Jerry, it's Susie.

Ah, hello Susie.

- How are you? - I'm fine thank you.

- Are you going to do something? - No, I was around.

Do you intend to go somewhere?

No, I had no plan, I was just around.

What do you think of a tour of "Sea World"?

"Sea World"? I never went there.

It is a fun place, it is an amusement park. You can see animals and other things.

Would you like to go?

I think I'm frustrated, that's all.

Saying this is not flattering.

I do not understand.

Look.

You should never say that to a woman just because you are frustrated.

Something like what?

About your little problem.

Small problem?

I don't think this has happened to anyone before.

I like you more now.

I can't think of anything else.

It is wonderful.

Amazing?

- Nobody listens to me - I hear you!

I'm listening.

It is very tangled.

You are the first of the week.

The first this week?

Well, except the hotel waitress.

Waitress at the hotel.

Do you know what's really wrong with you, Mr. Clamson? You are frustrated.

That's what I said.

Yes I know. But frustrated is frustrated, but you look ridiculous.

Well, I can't get it out of my head.

Why don't you take a cold shower?

A cold shower?

Enter phase three of the unfortunate "Big Syd" plan.

These four men are members of the largest criminal organizations in the country.

And before his untimely death, "Syd" would have a meeting with them at the hotel.

At that moment, he had to give them diamonds. Smuggled diamonds.

in exchange for a large sum of money.

These guys knew Syd Valentine very well and hope to close the deal as soon as possible.

Syd had no qualms about deceiving even his own gang.

Do not hesitate to be suspicious of them.

He has an ugly face.

Disgusting.

I say that we should all make the switch, as a guarantee.

- What happened to him? -I don't know, he went in search of the fisherman and ended up like this.

Is it all the time?

Stud just mumbles, and Gunner just wags his tail.

Fong is already looking forward to the delivery.

Mandarin is capable of killing me when it finds out what happened.

- Wait a minute, Bambi. - Wait for you.

Be careful in delivery.

Take someone with you, any hotel employee.

Maybe he will be angry, but he will not do anything.

In the meantime, I will find the fisherman, we know he is at the hotel.

We will give Fong the diamonds, and everything will be fine.

And where can I find someone to go to "Sea World" with me?

You will know how to find.

Wait, I have one, he's a hotel guest, full of money, but he's an idiot.

It's too stupid.

So it's perfect.

- Will you give me an extra reward for that? - Of course.

You can have everything from that idiot.

Thank you for accompanying me.

It's nothing, I really had nothing to do.

There are many things to see here.

Yes Yes. I'm not surprised, because I've been here before.

Have I ever seen pearl divers?

Pearl divers I have never seen, that I do not know.

- You will love. - Yea?

- Oh, the race is here. - Oh, I would like to see that.

It saw? They dive in and pick up genuine pearls.

- I do not believe they are genuine pearls? - It is clear.

- What do they do with pearls? - They put the necklace together.

Do they ride?

- Come on, let me show you. - This is fantastic.

I see you are in good company...

Miss.

No. I brought my good friend, Mr. Clamson. Mr. Clamson, Mr. Fong.

- How is it going? - How are you, Mr. Clamson?

Confucius says: "The first meeting gives new meaning to the concern to live".

And how long have I not seen you huh?

Of course.

Is my necklace ready?

I think so. I must check.

Lately we have been having problems in delivering the good pearls.

I suspect that something in our department is not going very well.

I can assure you that it is nothing serious.

I hope not...

See, these things...

bother me.

Sorry, but do you know what Confucius would say about you?

No, I'm afraid I don't know.

Confucius said: "tlanquilo".

- Okay, sorry, I had to laugh. - I quit!

if you will excuse me. I'll check how things are going.

Pig!

Pig, negligent!

It was plastic, it wasn't hot enough.

It wasn't hot, huh? You already inspected it, didn't you?

It was an accident.

You are an accident!

You are a mistake!

A poor idiot, your incompetence can ruin everything!

No, no, no!

It's incredible, incredible. Hard to believe.

Go away.

Is it hot enough now?

It looks like witchcraft, it's a matter of witchcraft,

incredible, how people can do such phenomenal things.

- There is practically nothing and they come out of the water! - Here they are.

Hope you like.

It is divine, only divine.

I think there must be a lot of oyster behind it.

As I said before, they are very scarce.

I hope someone does something about it, soon.

Oh yes, me too.

Good morning, Mr. Clamson, you might want to come back again.

Oh, yes, I really want to go back, just to see you again, Mr. Fong.

It was a delightful meeting that you, you did.

This is interesting, the map does not indicate where to start.

And why not here? A place as good as any other.

Our hero was so tired that he was surprised by his efforts to move forward.

But he still boldly moved on.

It's him.

It's him! Stop him. Do something, anything.

Never before me.

That's impossible... I don't...

This is impossible.

He's dead, I checked, I checked.

Hong Kong, no, no.

It couldn't be in Hong Kong because...

We shoot...

In Chicago, I should have died, too...

when I pulled the grenade and...

and it was all smashed to the ground as if it were...

I know...

I think you have a good explanation for that, you idiot!

- We're looking for another man. - I will make a formal complaint to your superiors.

- I wanted to explain, please, I just wanted... - Get out of here immediately. Is fast.

Oh yes, it was a mistake. Yes sir, disappear.

- Just get out, idiot! - Fall out? Oh, idiot.

Don't stand there idiot! Get out!

What did they want?

- Hmm? - What did they want?

I'm afraid it's me.

Did you do something wrong?

No, no, it was an accident, it's just...

It's useless.

- I think you're a little worried. - Worried?

I would say crazy.

With your permission, I will introduce myself, my name is Webster.

How are you, Mr. Webster, my name Clamson.

Well do you have a problem?

Problem?

If I started counting I wouldn't believe me.

I would be surprised.

My job is to solve the problems of others.

And even? What are you doing?

I work for the government, in an area that specializes in solving problems.

Oh yeah?

- What branch is that? - I'm with the FBI.

- I'm from the FBI - Are you serious?

- I don't joke about my work. - Then you can hear my problems.

Do you think I can do something? Of course, I can hear.

If you can't fix them, who can?

Right. What's happening?

Okay, you can't imagine what happened to me.

It's ok. I will start at the beginning.

It all started three days ago. Or four.

I lost track of time, I was fishing on the beach that morning, you know?

He took the bait away, I let the line run...

and then I took...

something incredible, I had never caught anything like it...

Bleeding from the hook...

I said a few words, I was dying.

And then the machine gun, I ran and found this hotel.

- Oh, where was I? - You found the hotel.

Oh, that's right.

I looked for someone who could help me, but no one listened.

- I followed the stupid map. - What there was?

We were looking for him.

Is it something in the white house?

You can say yes.

There is no peaceful moment for a President.

Do you know the President?

Young man, I am the President. What is it this time? The Secretary of State?

I can't leave you alone for a minute.

Come with us, we will take you.

- I'll get my coat. - In the car, we have a jacket.

Splendid, splendid, face to face, I want a full government meeting at 6:00 am.

Oh, and on the way, tell General Grant to send me some of his good cigars.

oh, call my wife first, we will have dinner on saturday.

Hello, hello, somebody help me, somebody help me.

Help, I need help, I saw, of course he is, that is, because otherwise I would be...

I saw him... I thought...

Rex! you need to be calmer!

It is impossible, absolutely impossible, he is buried at the bottom of the ocean.

If you start to believe this, you are a stubborn one.

Believe what you saw and what I saw are two different things. That's it.

Ok, ok, I'm coming back!

But there is something we should do, just call Fong, do I need to say more?

We're in trouble, and I can't take care of that right now.

Relax sweetness, everything will be fine.

Sweetness?

Do you mind?

No.

No, on the contrary, in fact I like it, it makes me feel good.

You are good.

You're cool.

You're...

Nice.

Well, I can't be very nice...

when I leave a lady standing while I'm sitting here.

I can't understand Susie, I don't understand.

Why do I make you feel that way?

Because?

Why you say that?

I don't know, I made a terrible mess since we met.

I know.

And I think it’s so flattering.

In fact.

Look, I have to be honest with you.

I'm not here just for you, you know?

I don't care if you made a little mess if it satisfied you.

You did.

You did it.

Well!

So I will do my best to help.

I appreciate it.

Now let's talk about your problem.

Yes.

My problem, right.

First...

I think we should serve you a drink.

Wait a minute.

Jerry!

Why don't you sit down and start talking and I make drinks?

- It would be more chivalrous for you to sit down and I... - Jerry, sit down, I pour the drinks.

Of course.

And I speak.

I said a frog man.

I said a real frog man.

A long, huge frog-man.

Wearing his rubber suit and bringing him to the beach, you know?

I tried to help. He was injured, I tried to lift him up and I saw that he was covered in blood

I open.

As I said I was covered in blood...

in all...

I'm sorry, but we already donated.

Hey. What it means...

Yes.

Hey, but what do you want?

Relax "Ice Pick". I'm Moxie and these are my friends.

We are your friends.

They're in the wrong place, so get out.

Calm down, boy.

Who are you kidding?

I feel a double betrayal.

Me either.

Aren't you thinking of something like “Ice Pick”?

"Ice Pick"?

I don't know what you guys are talking about?

Hey you!

Looking for trouble?

Look, son, we don't need any problems and I'm sure you don't want them.

So it feels like calm and let's talk.

There must be a misunderstanding here or something. Apparently, they mistook me for someone else.

- Where is the picture? - In your pocket.

You don't look like someone else to me.

You don't look like someone else to me, either.

Yes, the same stature.

Okay, the same beetle eyes and the funny nose.

- I don't have a beetle nose. - The eyes!

Ah, yes, yes, the eyes.

- Hey guys, can you tell me what you want? - Diamonds. Everyone we can remember.

Diamonds? Small diamonds? Or the big diamonds?

Oh, how good that you are remembering everything quickly.

Where are?

I do not know.

What did you say?

What do you mean what I said?

- You didn't have another better offer, right? - You didn't sell them to another, right?

Of course not!

I just don't know where they are.

- Strive a little. - I'll try a little.

And maybe the memory will come back to you.

And then, I'm trying.

I can't speak for the shortness of breath. I know, I know, you are a good friend.

Right. I was kidding.

That's it. I was. I know where they are.

Yes, we know that you are very playful.

Yes, yes, I like to make jokes. I'm always kidding.

This is not the time to play games. It makes me very nervous.

You are very nervous? Well the best thing to cure anxiety is to relax, to relax.

And the best thing to cure it is to drink it. Why don't I serve them...

a drink, sit and rest and we talk about the diamonds, you know?

Because I have drowned them.

Drowned? You mean buried!

- That's what I said, buried, right? - He said drowned.

- Okay, bring the drinks. - The drinks?

They are there. I was doing it before there was a knock on the door.

I'm sure they won't miss me, because I will be back soon.

The drinks are in the place where the drinks are always.

And I will serve you good, clear drinks.

- What's going on, what is it? - I can't say, get out and go ask for help.

Oh yes, Mr. Diamonds. Diamonds are beautiful.

Go out the window, you have to ask the military, police, anyone for help. But get help.

- What is all this? - I can't tell you now.

it's about the diver and the rest. Yes, Mr. Diamonds, they are the most beautiful gems. You will love to see it.

Be very careful not to get hurt, right?

I love you.

I love diamonds. I was singing.

Here are your drinks, I'll bring two more, okay?

Don't bother with the other two. Everything is fine. And now release the stones.

- Hmm? - The stones!

Oh yes, of course. The stones.

And how do I know that they are the real guys and don't belong to another gang?

- Were you expecting someone from another pack? - Oh, no, that's not what I meant.

Yea?

We made a deal over the phone. I said I would come and here I am.

So put the stones away and I don't lose my grip.

We are fine.

Do you know? It makes sense.

So, no one can argue.

An agreement is an agreement, right.

And then...

Do you have the money?

I said that a deal is a deal, right.

I have rocks, stones or whatever you call it, but I want to see the money.

Don't worry, he brought it. He's worried about money. Ah, are you with him?

- Excuse me gentlemen, excuse me. - Susie.

- It would be inconvenient to introduce myself to your friends - Who is she?

Yes, who are you, miss?

You will know in 1 minute.

- Susie, is everything okay? - It certainly is.

We're surrounded!

- Hey, what's going on here? - You are not deaf, heard the lady.

- We are surrounded, that's what she said. - Surrounded?

Right!

- 300 armed men! - 300 armed men.

You heard? We are surrounded by 300.

- So you better surrender! - Yea.

Better to surrender. Your crime crimes are now over.

You know. Crime does not pay in the end. There is no crime that is worthwhile.

Your fools, crime pays off with life, received your punishment, the building is surrounded.

- The next stop is the electric chair. - 300 armed men?

Yes, she said that, 300. Was that 300 you said, love?

That's right. And they are everywhere.

- Who said that, miss? - Tell me who it was, my love.

The FBI.

Aha! What did you think of that?

Here we do things very well, not with the local police.

This is a big, good, important thing, right? It has a castle surrounded by a moat with water.

They put you there and you are lonely. The FBI? Will they take care of everything?

Right.

You said the FBI, right.

Now. You said... Okay and when they show up they'll take you prisoners and pick you up and...

You said that... You called there, right?

No, it was not necessary, because one of his agents, or rather, the head of the FBI, was at the hotel.

- Did you bump into him? - Yea.

She left the hotel and just bumped into him.

Did he tell you he was the Chief?

He said even more, said he is the president's right-hand man.

- Did he have a black mustache? - Aha.

If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. He's on the other side of the door.

Here, thank you. He's on the other side of the door.

He's the big boss.

Not less.

Get in here.

Okay, guns on the table.

All against the wall.

Hey.

Isn't this the madman they took the other night?

I'm going to kill him, shoot him!

He's the crazy one!

Stop these men, they are Russian spies.

Yes, he is dead, but for sure he got to...

give the diamonds or a map to a fisherman who is at the hotel!

- They are useless idiots! -How would you know he was a thief?

He should have found out earlier.

I checked in Hong...

There was no way of knowing.

I suspected from the beginning.

The small eyes and the funny nose.

- What will you do? - Well, I'm going to the hotel to...

catch the fisherman, I have a description of him.

You better find him.

I am an impatient man.

Yes, because... because we can... we can...

- We will... need... someone else...

- What does he mean to me? - Ignore him, he has visions.

Although I could have been wrong... anyone can be wrong, because to make mistakes...

I could... I... I...

I couldn't have seen anyone, I may have been wrong.

Honestly dear, I don't know what these things are about.

Who do these guys think I am? They are certainly not my friends.

What will we do now?

Maybe we can get help in the park.

Let's go.

Be very quiet, friend.

Impossible...

I don't know what you did, but it won't be repeated.

I will make so many holes that you will serve as a strainer.

- Look, I would like to explain... - Shut up!

- Check him out, Rex. - OK.

- Not that stupid. If he has no weapons. - Okay, I'll do it.

You guys already realized that this is not going to...

finish well. Reinforcements will come soon and not just the FBI.

He's... he's... Okay.

You will see how Fong will be happy to see you.

Fong? The Chinese Fong, of pearls?

You can stop pretending to be an idiot. You have them.

Have them.

- Now, stop it and walk. - Mamoo.

Let's go. And don't try anything No, I won't, but I would like...

You idiot.

- It was an accident, lady. - I'll call the police.

I have never been so offended in my life, incredible now a...

decent lady cannot leave without taking too many risks.

Stay calm, mrs.

- We can follow him. - You go this way and I go that way.

A revolver!

Boss...

It's him...

Is the guy!

- What there was? - I think it is, that is...

- What do you mean? - Take a look!

- Come on! - Come on!

- Welcome honorable countryman. - Actually, I came...

Oh. Thank you, thank you. A man who has...

honor and live in your country must be honorable countryman.

Maybe I can show you something.

Thanks, but I just came to smell his incense.

I unfortunately have more important things, so I come back where I came from, with your permission.

Chinese proverb says: Rushed man misses opportunity.

Oh yes, precious saying. Another Chinese proverb says: A man who stays around is always caught.

- Theater is burning - What?

- What do you do here? - Something is wrong.

What you want?

Valentine, he's cheating on us in the business, he took the diamonds.

What?

And where is he?

Hidden anywhere, disguised as a Kabuki dancer.

Kabuki?

Go over there.

Confucius said: Man who crawls, does not walk fast.

Wants to play hard isn't it, let's play hard...

Tough game...

It's ok.

You know I know something that will make you angry...

because I was just fishing, sorry, ah...

Here here.

If I could explain...

what's happening.

It is a very simple thing. But if I see hostility in people, I block myself...

and I tend to dive into my internal emotional structure...

and expose what I feel in my heart. You pressure me...

- Where are the Diamonds? - Who?

Where are the diamonds?

Everyone asks me about diamonds and I have to tell the truth.

I only know about the hotel mast and I don't really know anything.

I don't need to remind you what is it?

It looks like "Rat Bromon".

- "Rat Blomon" - It's a joke.

- Let me explain. - Throw it in!

No, no. It's ok.

Do you want diamonds? Get me out of here.

You can get him down.

Ah yes, thank you, thank you very much. I know when I was beaten.

Well, I'm going to tell the whole story and you'll see.

They still haven't realized that I'm not a Kabuki dancer, it's a disguise.

And this is not my hair, this is my real hair.

I am not at all what I intend to be.

- And so I deceived everyone and nobody noticed. - You were very smart, and that's it.

Now how I look.

- Throw him! - No, ok, ok, I have diamonds in the hotel.

- Ah. - So, if you let me go, I'll look for it.

No, no, no!

- Yes. - We will accompany you.

Excellent. I appreciate his company. I do not like being alone.

Thank you for your attention, but what are you going to do with all those clothes I took from there?

What?

I think he... is gone.

Gone?

Gone!

Come on stupid, shoot him, not me.

Ah, it looks like Jerry and Susie are safe now...

and they can relax.

Damn it...

This is where it all started.

Do you mean the problem?

What are you trying to tell me?

Are you running from this until we don't have a place to go?

Chased almost everywhere in the city? Jerry!

I'm listening.

Yes, dear, this is where it all started.

That morning, I was fishing, but actually this...

it's not the problem, because if it were for that, I would know.

And you know...

I know.

And if it weren't for this problem, we wouldn't be here together on the beach.

Alone.

What I mean to say...

We are on the beach.

Just the two of us.

Just the two of us.

Alone.

- Oh. - What's up?

We are not entirely alone.

- But what do you mean? - Our friends, are here again.

Ah, any luck?

- It's Syd Valentine! - Oh!

Take it.

Susie.

- As I was explaining before. - I'm still listening, Jerry.

Forget it, it doesn't matter anymore.

I said it was incredible and true.

Do I look like a man who tells lies?

But true or false, movies are still the best fun.

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