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What?
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A conch, he called it.
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He used to blow and
his and mum would come.
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He blew from down here.
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You got it.
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Congratulations.
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My name is Homunculus,
and I have great news.
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You have been chosen from
hundreds of millions of candidates
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to participate in a platinum
level exclusive contest.
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Please be advised that this
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is no email flim-flam
sweepstakes,
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this is a unique competition
to probe the very essence
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of mind-body articulation.
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A competition?
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Tell me more.
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Through the ferocity
of true primal conflict,
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you and four specially
chosen competitors
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will throw into the
garbage the trappings
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of everyday existence with
the rest of the garbage.
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Achieve success in this contest,
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and you will achieve authentic
personal transcendence.
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Research data shows that
everything that you have done
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in your life has led to this
moment, and the next moment,
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and the moment that
follows until the end.
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This is a good
opportunity for you
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to discover the true you that
cowers inside the you you.
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If you have any reservations,
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maybe this will
change your mind.
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The winner will drive away
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in a brand new habanero orange
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compact sports utility
vehicle, international import.
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The proof is this key.
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I don't care about a car.
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But the brand new
habanero orange compact
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sports utility vehicle is
merely the take-home prize
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in this once in a
lifetime contest.
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The true value is the challenge.
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But how, why me?
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You have been chosen out
of hundreds of millions
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of candidates to participate
in a platinum level-
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- Okay, when does it start?
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You will be there
tomorrow at noon, 12 A.M.
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Your follow contestants
are already
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exercising their mind-bodies
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for the excitement
that lays ahead.
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I have only one question.
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Are there any externals
that should be considered?
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Externals?
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Do you have any attachments?
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A dog to walk?
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A home with spouse?
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Breast milk from your
breasts for the children?
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No, nothing.
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Hi.
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Are you with Homo-nucleus?
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I'm here for the contest?
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There's another one of us.
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You know, I don't remember
going up for any reality shows.
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I do a lot of open calls.
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Anyway, this could be really
big for me, career wise.
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- Exposure and whatnot.
- Hi, there.
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I'm Bofill.
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Hello.
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Maria.
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I'm psyched, are you psyched?
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I am, yes.
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You look very ready.
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Ready with guns blazing.
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Yeah.
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This whole thing is pretty
intense, but that's awesome.
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You know, I can see
you guys are going
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to be some serious competition.
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- Oh, I think so too.
- What time do we start?
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I think he said 10:30.
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I was told noon.
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Oh, hello, Maria.
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We could shake hands but
you look like you probably
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have a cold or something.
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That strange looking chap
said we start at 11:15.
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- Where's Homo-nucleus?
- Is that the backpack guy?
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Yeah, he's the bloke putting
this whole shebang together.
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He's the host.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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He's just the messenger.
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I bet the real swinging
dicks already sizing us up.
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What?
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Are there cameras?
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None of us know anything.
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Whatever's happening,
it better start soon.
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I'm at fiscal year
end back at HQ.
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Time is literally money.
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Yeah, man, I passed up a
bunch of auditions for this.
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If it doesn't start soon, I
might just jog the fuck on,
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do you know what I mean?
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Okay, um.
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One, two.
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Okay.
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It's start time, everybody.
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First round is this.
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First round?
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How many rounds are there?
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About 10.
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There's only eight up there.
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Sounds good.
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Eight rounds.
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Round one begins.
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Hold on, what are we doing?
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Take a balloon, inflate it
full of air until it pops.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This is some very
bad jazz, people.
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I can't inflate anything.
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Only have one lung.
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You only have one lung?
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Well, I think we all
have to participate,
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otherwise what's the point?
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Exactly.
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You wouldn't have been chosen
unless you were qualified.
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Mate, I'm serious.
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Maybe he could sit this one out.
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No chance.
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Come on, look how
small those balloons are.
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Go on.
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This is a skill test
based on unity and synergy
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of your hands and mouth, and
that kind of part of your body.
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The competitor who does the
most explosions in 60 seconds
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is the one who wins round one.
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Okay, ready?
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Wait.
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No, no, no.
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I have been advised
to tell you all
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to give me your telephones.
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- Why?
- It's in the rules.
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No one said anything
about any rules.
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Maybe we should know the
rules before we proceed.
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The rules are simple.
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Five specially chosen
competitors will compete
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in stages one through eight,
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of eight varied rounds
of competition.
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The one who wins the most
rounds will win it all.
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- The SUV.
- Personal transcendence.
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- What, what's that?
- The car?
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The winner gets a brand
new habanero orange compact
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sports utility vehicle,
that's what you said,
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that's why I'm here.
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Yes, of course.
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The winner will receive
a brand new habanero
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orange compact sports utility
vehicle, a wicked prize.
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If you exit the competition
pavilion at any time,
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you forfeit, permanently,
your place in the contest.
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And lastly, most
important rule of rules,
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each guy must do whatever
it takes to win.
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So no phones?
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Listen, mate, tell
the chaps running
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the show Andrew Frisbee
Jr.'s here to play ball.
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I threw mine away.
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Yeah, right, cough it up.
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I came with nothing.
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Sure, fine.
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Let's get rolling.
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Ready,
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Freddy,
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go.
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Stop.
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Now everyone will be ranked
according to performance.
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You, name.
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Manny Jumpcannon.
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I want a rematch.
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I should get two 60
seconds on account
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of only having half
the lung capacity.
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That's impossible.
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This guy here?
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Felicie Arkady.
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I got four.
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Oh, wait, hold on, no way.
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She didn't do four.
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Four.
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This is a good number.
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This guy?
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Bofill Pancreas.
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I sort of lost count.
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Let's say three.
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You?
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It's Andrew Frisbee Jr.,
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you got my name wrong up there.
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Andrew Frisbee, Jr.
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How many?
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- That's a big five.
- What?
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There's no way
that you got five.
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Just when he said stop,
I finished number five.
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I trust you.
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You?
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Maria, Barbizan.
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None.
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Okay.
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To you, congratulations.
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Good round, bro.
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For round two, we
will have some more fun.
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You, go to the supplies room,
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fetch the cognitive
sequencing cubes.
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It's over there?
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I don't know.
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Homunculus, my man.
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Just putting this out
there, no offense,
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but I don't think I was
selected for this whole scenario
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to be judged by some
special needs refugee,
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I mean, look at me.
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Look at this timepiece.
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Look at these
individuals, no offense.
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Come on.
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So how about we get
past the pre-ramble,
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you take me to meet the big
boys behind the curtain?
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The results will be
recorded on the scoreboard,
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everyone will see
who is the leader,
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and who is not the leader,
and who will descend
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into true mind-body
self actualization.
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I found them.
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Each one of you gets a square.
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When we begin, you open up.
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The goal is to utilize your
powers of cognitive sequencing
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to tap into a deeper
evolutionary brain state.
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Whoever gets it right first,
before the time thing stops,
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will receive a point, whoever
gets it wrong has failed.
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Okay.
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Everybody ready?
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Take your squares.
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Go.
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So, what, we're just
supposed to lay these out
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from left to right?
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Sounds good.
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What the fuck?
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Done.
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Done, I'm done.
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The fun stops.
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This is bullshit.
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None of this stuff
means anything!
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Who's the winner?
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Let's see.
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I was done first.
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I imagine this looks right.
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You imagine?
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Is it right or not?
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The winner of round
two is Arkady.
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For fucks sakes.
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Now you see how
exciting and productive
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this competition is.
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Round three will be a challenge
of your creative capacity,
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and your universal
enlightenment scope.
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You will compose and
perform a national anthem
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for the world.
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We have to write a song?
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A personal international
anthem that inspires the world.
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All right, this
one is in the bag.
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Music is my thing.
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How long have we got?
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As long as is determined
to be necessary.
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Two hours?
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How long are we
going to be here?
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You must take this
as an opportunity
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to focus your mind-body
organs on a global platform
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across the millennia, from
dinosaurs in their tar puddles,
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to Sir Richard Branson
in his spaceship.
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Hold on.
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Wait, I said hold on.
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Hey, stop.
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You can't leave this pavilion.
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You will be disqualified.
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It's the rules.
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I shall be needing this.
270
00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,242
Have you guys ever
written a song before?
271
00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:58,407
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:19:58,449 --> 00:20:00,584
Like, literally thousands.
273
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,917
Just got to find a pen, ain't I?
274
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:34,742
Delightful creatures.
275
00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:37,308
Look at his little pants.
276
00:20:40,117 --> 00:20:41,642
Could you please knock?
277
00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:43,742
You're really
disrupting my workflow.
278
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,742
I was just checking if
you're still using the guitar,
279
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:46,575
I'd like to work on my song.
280
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:47,775
We need to establish
281
00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,297
some personal boundaries
here, people.
282
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:01,875
I mean, yeah, it's power
packed with nutrients,
283
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,525
but really it's about
connecting with people
284
00:21:03,549 --> 00:21:04,942
and building a
healthy community.
285
00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:05,507
Oh, yeah, yeah.
286
00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:06,276
Yeah, yeah.
287
00:21:06,317 --> 00:21:07,842
Cool.
288
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:08,775
And as a Xircolite
nutrition administrator,
289
00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:10,227
you're not only
branding your business,
290
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:11,842
you're branding yourself.
291
00:21:11,884 --> 00:21:14,149
Yeah, my brand right now
is probably rising star.
292
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:20,242
You see, in my case, my
goal is I've got to get big.
293
00:21:20,283 --> 00:21:22,775
Now, maybe 18-inch bicep
circumference isn't the only thing,
294
00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,626
but it's my thing, and
this contest is the same,
295
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,142
it's about goals.
296
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:26,942
Do you have any goals, Manny?
297
00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,742
Oh, yeah.
298
00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:31,142
Ever since I was a kid,
I knew I'd be famous,
299
00:21:31,184 --> 00:21:34,407
whether it be for my acting
or my music or my modeling.
300
00:21:34,449 --> 00:21:36,474
Anyway, this contest
is just an extension
301
00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:38,275
of me pursuing that destiny.
302
00:21:38,317 --> 00:21:39,407
Yes.
303
00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,651
Pursuing your destiny.
304
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,617
At any cost.
305
00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:45,775
Yeah.
306
00:21:45,817 --> 00:21:46,917
Okay.
307
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,127
You know, I've got
a few intro webinars
308
00:21:52,151 --> 00:21:53,474
you should check out.
309
00:21:53,516 --> 00:21:55,708
If I can get my
downline volume up,
310
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,275
I could be looking at
supervisor in 12 to 18 months.
311
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,009
Yeah, cool.
312
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,009
Yeah.
313
00:22:01,051 --> 00:22:02,731
But I've got a lot on
the go at the moment.
314
00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:05,307
It's a pyramid scam, hombre.
315
00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:07,809
No pues.
316
00:22:07,851 --> 00:22:10,642
Pyramid schemes are totally
illegal, believe me.
317
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:12,642
Xircolite is only
about three things.
318
00:22:12,684 --> 00:22:14,975
Financial opportunity,
fitness, and community.
319
00:22:15,017 --> 00:22:16,475
It's like Amway or Herbalife.
320
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:18,775
I can tell you're smart, Andrew.
321
00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:20,241
You're a critical thinker.
322
00:22:20,283 --> 00:22:21,975
Xircolite encourages that.
323
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:23,775
Touché.
324
00:22:23,817 --> 00:22:25,827
So, what are you pulling in
per quarter Hawking that crap?
325
00:22:25,851 --> 00:22:28,475
Right now, I'm
just about breaking even
326
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:30,208
with my supply line,
hoping to qualify
327
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,575
for the annual leadership
conference in Awahua.
328
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:36,340
I know a guy who made
17,000 US just last month.
329
00:22:36,382 --> 00:22:37,475
It's a protein powder?
330
00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:40,208
Oh, man, we're
talking herbal aloe,
331
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,109
high concentrate extracts,
isolates, infusers.
332
00:22:43,151 --> 00:22:45,307
Xircolite has over 300
staff scientists worldwide,
333
00:22:45,349 --> 00:22:47,508
22 with actual PhDs.
334
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:48,942
It's simple supply and demand,
335
00:22:48,984 --> 00:22:49,307
the only problem is
you're playing both sides
336
00:22:49,349 --> 00:22:51,075
of the bargain.
337
00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:52,827
You see, the Frisbee family
mindset is all about supply.
338
00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:54,249
Winners, losers.
339
00:22:55,217 --> 00:22:56,307
Whatever works.
340
00:22:56,349 --> 00:22:57,425
So you're a finance guy, Andrew?
341
00:22:57,449 --> 00:22:59,009
Yes, yes.
342
00:22:59,051 --> 00:23:01,211
Securities, short sellings,
cryptocurrencies, all that.
343
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:03,283
Hold that thought.
344
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,542
- Delivery.
- This is covered?
345
00:23:13,984 --> 00:23:15,809
Comida gratis.
346
00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:18,909
Homunculus crushes it again.
347
00:23:18,951 --> 00:23:21,241
Trust me that drooling half-wit
isn't running this rodeo.
348
00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:23,259
You build a Fortune 500 business
from the ground up, you get
349
00:23:23,283 --> 00:23:24,358
to know how things
operate beyond
350
00:23:24,382 --> 00:23:27,009
what you're allowed to see.
351
00:23:27,051 --> 00:23:28,942
And what do you see?
352
00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:29,475
Well, let's just say, I'm
usually on the other side
353
00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:30,942
of the curtain.
354
00:23:30,984 --> 00:23:33,009
It's like my old man,
Andrew Frisbee Sr.
355
00:23:33,051 --> 00:23:35,542
Used to say, "The best
way to close a deal
356
00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:37,642
is to underestimate
your opponent."
357
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,408
What is it your
father does exactly?
358
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:41,975
Business, equity, hedge funds.
359
00:23:42,017 --> 00:23:44,337
It's a diverse portfolio,
probably a little over your head.
360
00:24:00,684 --> 00:24:02,550
No gain, no pain,
361
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:08,484
no gain, no time to waste.
362
00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:17,550
Put on your game face, get
together, can we get along?
363
00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:22,550
Got to be strong,
can't we get along?
364
00:24:24,116 --> 00:24:25,417
Hola.
365
00:24:27,116 --> 00:24:29,450
Got to stay primed,
keep the fire burning.
366
00:24:33,116 --> 00:24:35,108
I bet your strength
gives you some advantage
367
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,584
in this contest.
368
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:40,827
That's probably why
you were chosen.
369
00:24:40,851 --> 00:24:42,608
I hope so.
370
00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:44,675
When H came up to me
saying this contest
371
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,626
is all about transcendence
and challenging myself,
372
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,475
I said, "Tell me where to sign."
373
00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:49,751
Me too.
374
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:54,042
But I must to admit, I'm
still a little confused
375
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,408
on how they picked us.
376
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,608
It all seems pretty random.
377
00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:57,942
No, no, no, no.
378
00:24:57,984 --> 00:24:59,975
No.
379
00:25:00,017 --> 00:25:01,942
This is not random,
there's a purpose to it,
380
00:25:01,984 --> 00:25:04,183
we just need to learn
how to see it.
381
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,942
Interesting.
382
00:25:06,984 --> 00:25:09,942
Xircolite says the key
to success is endurance.
383
00:25:09,984 --> 00:25:12,375
Maybe you have a bad
month, maybe three,
384
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:15,175
but in the end, it pays off.
385
00:25:15,217 --> 00:25:17,283
I've had a lot of bad months.
386
00:25:19,183 --> 00:25:20,684
Maybe this is my payoff.
387
00:25:29,483 --> 00:25:30,916
How's it going?
388
00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:36,193
Just checking in to see if
you need any, you know, help.
389
00:25:36,217 --> 00:25:38,384
No, I'm almost done.
390
00:25:40,617 --> 00:25:42,775
I mean, we should
be working together.
391
00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:44,775
An alliance.
392
00:25:44,817 --> 00:25:47,441
I bet you look at me and
think, "Who's that guy?
393
00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:50,475
He's all about the mind games."
394
00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:53,341
I'm all about what you
see, is what you get.
395
00:25:53,383 --> 00:25:55,508
Do you even want to win?
396
00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:57,276
Yeah, but I've got
debilitating conditions.
397
00:25:57,318 --> 00:25:59,883
There's my lung, my ADD,
398
00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:03,441
plus I'm on the
dyslexia spectrum
399
00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:04,860
and I pretty much
have chronic fatigue-
400
00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:06,159
- Stop complaining, that's
not how you get ahead.
401
00:26:06,183 --> 00:26:06,675
I know, but I just have-
402
00:26:06,717 --> 00:26:07,742
- You have to figure out
403
00:26:07,784 --> 00:26:09,341
how to defeat your opponents
404
00:26:09,383 --> 00:26:11,008
using the strengths
you already have.
405
00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:12,742
In your case, there
aren't really any,
406
00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:15,542
so your best bet is to
make use of a technicality.
407
00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:17,441
Technicality, like what?
408
00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:18,560
Go slam your finger
in a door or something.
409
00:26:18,584 --> 00:26:19,942
Say it was an accident.
410
00:26:19,983 --> 00:26:21,008
No way.
411
00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:23,217
You must be on drugs.
412
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:27,608
If you have an injury,
you can't compete.
413
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,141
You get a collateral
injury point for the round.
414
00:26:30,183 --> 00:26:31,276
Is that in the rules?
415
00:26:31,318 --> 00:26:32,809
It's only fair.
416
00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:34,760
How are you expected to
keep track of all the rules
417
00:26:34,784 --> 00:26:36,484
when you're suffering from ADD?
418
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:40,341
Go on.
419
00:26:40,383 --> 00:26:41,550
I won't tell.
420
00:26:42,884 --> 00:26:44,816
Play the game the way
it's meant to be played.
421
00:26:45,784 --> 00:26:47,475
Well, Homo-nucleus did say,
422
00:26:47,517 --> 00:26:48,441
"The most important
rule was doing
423
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,542
whatever it takes to win."
424
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:51,750
That a boy.
425
00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:06,508
That Felicie girl
knows what she's doing.
426
00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:07,883
I don't trust her.
427
00:27:09,983 --> 00:27:11,575
She knows stuff.
428
00:27:11,617 --> 00:27:13,542
She doesn't know shit.
429
00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:15,159
There's no way she
blew up four balloons.
430
00:27:15,183 --> 00:27:16,909
I know, right?
431
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,475
Hey, I'm thinking we
should team up, like
432
00:27:20,517 --> 00:27:22,441
"I'm a Celebrity, Get
Me Out of Here."
433
00:27:22,483 --> 00:27:23,850
I'll deal with that bitch.
434
00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:27,326
Right, yeah, but you've
got to be careful these days-
435
00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:29,074
- I see what's going on.
436
00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:30,450
Hey!
437
00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:33,783
Hey!
438
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:36,517
I know you can hear me.
439
00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:38,726
I get it, this is just some sort
440
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,126
of social experiment,
you're testing me.
441
00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:41,508
Okay.
442
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:43,183
Kudos, well played, but I see.
443
00:27:44,318 --> 00:27:45,617
Now, reveal yourselves.
444
00:27:46,218 --> 00:27:47,716
Do you hear me?
445
00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:50,675
- I hear you.
- Don't touch me!
446
00:27:50,717 --> 00:27:52,183
What's wrong with you?
447
00:27:53,883 --> 00:27:55,651
Well, the same as
you, Andrew Frisbee.
448
00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:58,683
We're both here, aren't we?
449
00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:01,651
It's Andrew Frisbee Jr.
450
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,550
Your name means nothing here.
451
00:28:08,116 --> 00:28:10,484
Yeah, we'll see about that.
452
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,441
What?
453
00:29:04,483 --> 00:29:06,508
Do you ever hear a voice, Manny?
454
00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:07,308
A voice?
455
00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,408
Where?
456
00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:09,642
Well, everywhere.
457
00:29:09,684 --> 00:29:11,441
It's like the voice
in your head,
458
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,276
but it's actually coming
from somewhere else.
459
00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:17,109
Maybe the inside of your head
is the same as the outside,
460
00:29:17,151 --> 00:29:19,508
maybe that's what the outside
of your head actually is,
461
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,816
a manifestation of the inside.
462
00:29:23,983 --> 00:29:25,160
Are you tripping
out or something?
463
00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:25,974
Me?
464
00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:26,841
No.
465
00:29:26,883 --> 00:29:28,408
Are you?
466
00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:30,350
No, I'm working
on 16 months sober.
467
00:29:31,517 --> 00:29:33,008
It's fucking hard, innit?
468
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,650
I've got demons.
469
00:29:37,383 --> 00:29:38,750
You're interesting, Manny.
470
00:29:40,184 --> 00:29:43,209
And you're a freak, lady,
but like I always say,
471
00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:44,542
life's a journey.
472
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:46,917
Shitting hell.
473
00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:51,450
Time's up.
474
00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:57,750
Round three.
475
00:29:59,218 --> 00:30:01,242
International Anthems.
476
00:30:01,284 --> 00:30:02,375
Who's first?
477
00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:03,716
I'll go first.
478
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,874
♪ No pain no gain,
no time to waste ♪
479
00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,408
♪ Everybody get together,
put on your game face ♪
480
00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:17,142
♪ Every country in the world
it's time to stand tall ♪
481
00:30:17,184 --> 00:30:19,908
♪ From the USA to
the Chinese Wall ♪
482
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:22,176
♪ Get together people,
can we get along ♪
483
00:30:22,218 --> 00:30:24,941
♪ If we stand together,
we can all be strong ♪
484
00:30:24,983 --> 00:30:27,276
♪ Xircolite, that's
the new world order ♪
485
00:30:27,318 --> 00:30:29,278
♪ Positive health-style
is stronger than borders ♪
486
00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:33,774
Next.
487
00:30:33,816 --> 00:30:34,851
I'll go.
488
00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:54,575
♪ We have heard the people
sing of evening gowns ♪
489
00:30:54,617 --> 00:30:56,375
♪ Wedding rings ♪
490
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:59,142
♪ Gloomy nights, sunny days ♪
491
00:30:59,184 --> 00:31:02,042
♪ Cabarets, roundelays ♪
492
00:31:02,084 --> 00:31:04,774
♪ But of such things,
I won't despair ♪
493
00:31:04,816 --> 00:31:07,841
♪ Memories, we cannot care ♪
494
00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:10,741
♪ All you fools
will die unsaved ♪
495
00:31:10,783 --> 00:31:13,475
♪ And I will piss
upon your graves ♪
496
00:31:18,816 --> 00:31:20,375
I think we're having fun.
497
00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:22,242
Now, Frisbee.
498
00:31:22,284 --> 00:31:23,616
It's Frisbee Jr.
499
00:31:31,117 --> 00:31:34,841
♪ Rockets exploding,
children crying ♪
500
00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:38,874
♪ Men and women
bleeding and dying ♪
501
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:42,774
♪ Raise up the flag and
fall to your knees ♪
502
00:31:42,816 --> 00:31:46,009
♪ Hail to the flag
flapping in the breeze ♪
503
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:49,808
♪ A world without welfare,
a world without crime ♪
504
00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:54,417
♪ You think it's hard
but it's not, it's fine ♪
505
00:31:56,883 --> 00:31:59,641
♪ A world where a man is allowed
to earn as much as he can ♪
506
00:31:59,683 --> 00:32:00,725
♪ And doesn't have to burn
his hard-earned cash ♪
507
00:32:00,749 --> 00:32:02,242
♪ For the thieves on the hill ♪
508
00:32:02,284 --> 00:32:04,060
♪ A world of freedom,
it's kill or be killed ♪
509
00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:08,075
♪ A world for winners,
where losers expire ♪
510
00:32:08,117 --> 00:32:12,716
♪ Where winners survive,
not losers and liars ♪
511
00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:27,109
Weird.
512
00:33:27,151 --> 00:33:28,483
Next.
513
00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:31,817
Where's Manny?
514
00:33:32,616 --> 00:33:34,909
Manny, you're up!
515
00:33:34,951 --> 00:33:36,674
I'm not ready yet!
516
00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:37,716
Homunculus says now.
517
00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:47,674
All contestants must compete
518
00:33:47,716 --> 00:33:49,408
with their personal
international anthem
519
00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:50,674
before the next round.
520
00:33:52,184 --> 00:33:55,109
Oh, god!
521
00:33:55,151 --> 00:33:56,349
First aid kit!
522
00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:00,359
What have you done to yourself?
523
00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:01,884
The door, my finger!
524
00:34:02,951 --> 00:34:03,741
Keep it elevated,
525
00:34:03,783 --> 00:34:04,975
- it will be okay.
- Oh, god.
526
00:34:05,017 --> 00:34:06,283
Ow, ow, ow.
527
00:34:09,151 --> 00:34:10,507
I need my injury point.
528
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,607
No point.
529
00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:14,109
But Felicie said!
530
00:34:14,151 --> 00:34:15,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I say a lot of things,
531
00:34:15,649 --> 00:34:17,142
he's a big boy, it's
not my problem.
532
00:34:17,184 --> 00:34:18,260
She duped you, you got
played, now suck it up,
533
00:34:18,284 --> 00:34:19,507
let's finish this round, hey?
534
00:34:19,549 --> 00:34:21,507
But it's not fair!
535
00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:22,408
Oh, just sing something,
just make it happen
536
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,176
from inside you.
537
00:34:24,218 --> 00:34:25,441
I'm not ready yet.
538
00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:26,851
Just do the fucking song!
539
00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:29,717
Ow.
540
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:40,242
♪ Well the world is so
big and round and green ♪
541
00:34:40,284 --> 00:34:43,276
♪ It's the craziest planet,
or world I've ever seen ♪
542
00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:45,549
Enough.
543
00:34:47,051 --> 00:34:48,775
Next.
544
00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:51,574
- That's everyone.
- That is everyone.
545
00:34:51,616 --> 00:34:54,349
The winner is.
546
00:34:56,884 --> 00:34:58,150
A. Frisbee.
547
00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:00,341
It's Frisbee Jr.,
548
00:35:00,383 --> 00:35:01,960
make me tell you that one
more time, see what happens.
549
00:35:01,984 --> 00:35:04,349
- Tough guy.
- Yeah, we'll see, Princess.
550
00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:06,684
What?
551
00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:11,383
- Stage five begins.
- Four.
552
00:35:12,817 --> 00:35:14,474
That was three, this is four.
553
00:35:14,516 --> 00:35:15,909
Okay, sure.
554
00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:18,150
Round four begins.
555
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,341
This is a major round, a
round that affects the rest
556
00:35:22,383 --> 00:35:25,440
of your lives and the contest.
557
00:35:25,482 --> 00:35:27,708
Depending if you get
it right or wrong,
558
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:30,775
you could live forever
on the inside of a hotel
559
00:35:30,817 --> 00:35:34,775
with mostly gold, or end up
like the man with the plan,
560
00:35:34,817 --> 00:35:37,942
the big man himself,
Colonel M. Gaddafi,
561
00:35:37,984 --> 00:35:42,717
who died so ignobly with
the bayonet up his ass.
562
00:35:44,051 --> 00:35:46,809
Yo, H, I wonder if
before we get started,
563
00:35:46,851 --> 00:35:49,541
maybe I could get a
phone just for a second,
564
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:51,142
call in a protein run?
565
00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:52,224
I'm a little low on juice.
566
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,842
No calls.
567
00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:58,875
But oh, hello, round four
allows you to reach out
568
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,383
and touch someone.
569
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,109
Communications.
570
00:36:03,151 --> 00:36:04,909
Smoke signals.
571
00:36:04,951 --> 00:36:07,109
Telekinesis.
572
00:36:07,151 --> 00:36:09,875
Long before the spoken word,
573
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:14,042
barnacles and parasites
exchanged information
574
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:17,742
with spores and bivalves,
way before grunts
575
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:20,909
and screams were
heard on this earth.
576
00:36:20,951 --> 00:36:24,507
Your communication
will echo existence
577
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:27,517
across the eternal divide.
578
00:36:28,717 --> 00:36:32,042
Using your own brain,
you will design
579
00:36:32,084 --> 00:36:36,550
and manufacture a functioning
telecommunications device.
580
00:36:37,851 --> 00:36:40,276
This pavilion has
many parts, you can-
581
00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:51,249
- What do you got in there?
- Supplies.
582
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,842
What exactly is your deal?
583
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,182
I'm here for the
contest, just like you.
584
00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:04,708
We were chosen.
585
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,809
No, you're nothing like me.
586
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,182
I want the car, and
I'm going to get it.
587
00:37:10,951 --> 00:37:12,316
Oh, sure, the car.
588
00:37:13,051 --> 00:37:14,417
Good luck to you.
589
00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:24,307
Hello?
590
00:37:24,349 --> 00:37:25,075
All right, mate?
591
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,307
Hello?
592
00:37:26,349 --> 00:37:27,575
Fucks sake, Manny, just speak.
593
00:37:27,617 --> 00:37:29,708
Making me do all
this technology jazz
594
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,708
is really unfair,
I'm on a spectrum.
595
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,675
This is not about the car.
596
00:37:33,717 --> 00:37:35,458
Forget about the car,
forget about everything.
597
00:37:35,482 --> 00:37:37,507
We need to fight our way
back to our real selves.
598
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,775
I am my real self.
599
00:37:38,817 --> 00:37:39,975
No.
600
00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:40,407
If you were what
you were meant to-
601
00:37:40,449 --> 00:37:41,407
- Just stop,
602
00:37:41,449 --> 00:37:42,276
I don't need your help.
603
00:37:42,317 --> 00:37:43,909
for a magic bean,
604
00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:45,559
still think the bloody
world owes him something.
605
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,440
I never asked
anyone for anything.
606
00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:47,942
I'm on to you.
607
00:37:47,984 --> 00:37:49,542
I see.
608
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:51,742
And you're wrong,
it is about the car.
609
00:37:51,784 --> 00:37:54,109
Oh, guys, let's keep
it friendly, huh?
610
00:37:54,151 --> 00:37:57,875
Manny's doing the best he
can, we all are, but, H,
611
00:37:57,917 --> 00:37:59,875
I really need some
Formula One protein mix.
612
00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:01,775
If I could just use
the phone, please?
613
00:38:01,817 --> 00:38:04,216
- Is everybody ready?
- How long do we have?
614
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,507
13 hours?
615
00:38:07,549 --> 00:38:09,209
Okay, bye.
616
00:38:24,817 --> 00:38:27,307
- I don't get it.
- Yes, you do.
617
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:29,575
Bread just goes stale,
618
00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,350
it doesn't need to
think about it first.
619
00:38:34,084 --> 00:38:37,642
So, when we make the device,
we can use it to call out?
620
00:38:37,684 --> 00:38:39,259
Who're you going to call,
your probation officer?
621
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:40,458
Sure you've got tons of
pressing communications
622
00:38:40,482 --> 00:38:41,942
back at HQ.
623
00:38:41,984 --> 00:38:42,842
If only you knew.
624
00:38:42,884 --> 00:38:44,142
One phone call,
625
00:38:44,184 --> 00:38:45,009
I could put the entire
Chinese telecom industry
626
00:38:45,051 --> 00:38:46,608
into arrears.
627
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:47,993
Give it up, even Manny
knows you're full of shit, Jr.
628
00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:49,216
Excuse me?
629
00:38:53,017 --> 00:38:55,751
Are you implying
something about my father?
630
00:38:59,217 --> 00:39:00,575
Come on, guys.
631
00:39:00,617 --> 00:39:02,275
Let's not get personal, huh?
632
00:39:02,317 --> 00:39:04,109
Save it, Ferrigno.
633
00:39:04,151 --> 00:39:06,742
Keeping you off the phone
is a public service.
634
00:39:06,784 --> 00:39:08,975
There still might be some
second cousin back in Ecuador
635
00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:11,440
that you haven't roped
into your protein cult yet.
636
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:12,893
Xircolite is my family,
it's not a cult.
637
00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,542
Fine.
638
00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:16,475
None of us have anyone
to call, who cares.
639
00:39:16,517 --> 00:39:18,475
I'm just here to win a car.
640
00:39:18,517 --> 00:39:19,927
- Car, yeah, right.
- That's the prize,
641
00:39:19,951 --> 00:39:21,009
you don't want it?
642
00:39:21,051 --> 00:39:22,708
Yeah, because an
orange compact SUV
643
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,009
would look real sharp parked
next to an E-Class Mercedes.
644
00:39:25,051 --> 00:39:26,860
Anyway, has anyone actually
seen this purported prize?
645
00:39:26,884 --> 00:39:29,275
H has a key.
646
00:39:29,317 --> 00:39:31,942
Oh, a key, oh, I'm, oh,
come on, you believe that?
647
00:39:31,984 --> 00:39:33,675
Course there's a car,
look at this place.
648
00:39:33,717 --> 00:39:35,142
If you don't think
there's a car,
649
00:39:35,183 --> 00:39:37,508
why don't you do us a
favor and forfeit?
650
00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:39,093
Because Felicie, there
are bigger forces at work.
651
00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:41,742
You see, I'm a power player.
652
00:39:41,784 --> 00:39:42,993
I come from a long
line of power players,
653
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,459
and I've executed enough
big plays to know
654
00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,475
that the carrot they're
dangling in front
655
00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:47,208
of your face is
actually a dildo.
656
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:49,042
What?
657
00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:52,475
Okay, wait, is there a
habanero orange compact SUV,
658
00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:53,575
yes or not?
659
00:39:53,617 --> 00:39:55,275
Don't listen to Andrew.
660
00:39:55,317 --> 00:39:56,560
He just knows he's
going to lose,
661
00:39:56,584 --> 00:39:58,275
so he's trying to save face.
662
00:39:58,317 --> 00:39:59,875
Fuck you.
663
00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:02,009
When I win that car,
I'm going to drive
664
00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:05,075
to a grocery store, and I
am going to park diagonally
665
00:40:05,117 --> 00:40:07,141
over two handicapped spots.
666
00:40:07,183 --> 00:40:08,408
That's all the purpose I need.
667
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,751
No.
668
00:40:12,349 --> 00:40:13,684
No.
669
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:15,917
This is not it.
670
00:40:17,617 --> 00:40:20,450
You're arguing about
what is true,
671
00:40:22,017 --> 00:40:24,450
but there's something
much greater than truth.
672
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,617
Listen, none of this is random.
673
00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:33,208
There's a pattern here, or a
system, we just need to see it.
674
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:34,575
Jesus Christ.
675
00:40:34,617 --> 00:40:35,542
There was already communication.
676
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:36,842
I was given a message.
677
00:40:36,884 --> 00:40:38,275
A hawk.
678
00:40:38,317 --> 00:40:40,651
I saw it with my own eyes.
679
00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:44,175
Did you know, in the
Malay Archipelago,
680
00:40:44,217 --> 00:40:46,809
there are wild boars
that erect shrines out
681
00:40:46,851 --> 00:40:49,340
of the bones of their
amphibian prey?
682
00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:52,042
Even swine honor their enemy,
683
00:40:52,084 --> 00:40:56,182
like they honor their own
lives, until every Autumn,
684
00:40:57,817 --> 00:41:01,617
the rains come, and
wash it all away.
685
00:41:03,984 --> 00:41:05,675
What the heck?
686
00:41:05,717 --> 00:41:08,742
We need to become
what we really are.
687
00:41:08,784 --> 00:41:10,608
We need to be free
like the boars,
688
00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:12,341
huddled in the
Borneo rainforest,
689
00:41:12,383 --> 00:41:15,141
enduring cycle after cycle
after cycle of destruction,
690
00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:16,751
where the only real fight,
691
00:41:21,317 --> 00:41:22,784
the only real fight
692
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,617
is for survival.
693
00:41:32,984 --> 00:41:35,975
Okay, bitch, Bofill is
a credulous simpleton,
694
00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:39,575
Andrew is an
overcompensating windbag-
695
00:41:39,617 --> 00:41:40,893
- I'm a windbag?
- But you, I have no idea.
696
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,475
You're the fucking
windbag, fuck you, cunt.
697
00:41:43,517 --> 00:41:47,074
Felicie, I know that
when the moment comes,
698
00:41:47,116 --> 00:41:48,550
you won't hesitate.
699
00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:51,250
That's right.
700
00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:53,250
I won't.
701
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:57,584
Don't listen to
Maria, she's insane.
702
00:42:10,817 --> 00:42:12,475
Why waste time talking,
703
00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,175
when you can communicate
without words?
704
00:42:14,217 --> 00:42:15,942
That's time you could spend
705
00:42:15,984 --> 00:42:19,108
feeding your mind-body
hunger and building mass.
706
00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:21,742
Fitness is the message,
with Xircolite you are
707
00:42:21,784 --> 00:42:23,842
statistically guaranteed
to communicate
708
00:42:23,884 --> 00:42:25,526
your mind-body style
through your downline,
709
00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:28,276
your extended Xircolite family.
710
00:42:28,318 --> 00:42:29,108
Gracias, Manito.
711
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,384
Respecto.
712
00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,375
There will come a time
where action and words
713
00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:37,208
and fitness are all one thing.
714
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,775
Why waste time talking
715
00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:40,193
when you can communicate
without words?
716
00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:42,141
That's time you could spend
717
00:42:42,183 --> 00:42:45,175
feeding your mind-body
hunger and building mass.
718
00:42:45,217 --> 00:42:47,684
- Looking good, hombre.
- Yeah.
719
00:42:48,584 --> 00:42:49,875
I think I figured this one out.
720
00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:52,041
Me too, brother.
721
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:54,008
You want to get stuff done?
722
00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:55,660
You want to go from the
mental to the instrumental.
723
00:42:55,684 --> 00:42:56,974
Bro, that's heavy.
724
00:42:57,016 --> 00:42:58,875
It's like managing
your Xircolite downline.
725
00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:00,942
Achieving a qualifying
downline volume,
726
00:43:00,983 --> 00:43:02,626
can't get there without
contingency reserve,
727
00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:04,242
asset acquisition, scalability.
728
00:43:04,284 --> 00:43:05,459
But I'm stating the
obvious, it's business 101,
729
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:06,341
you know all this.
730
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:07,809
Yeah, of course.
731
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:08,608
It's like us
Frisbees always say,
732
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:09,693
"It's about winners and losers.
733
00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:11,675
Supply and demand."
734
00:43:11,717 --> 00:43:13,793
But in order to create demand,
you have to tell people
735
00:43:13,817 --> 00:43:15,141
what they want,
736
00:43:15,183 --> 00:43:15,675
and that's what this
communication device round
737
00:43:15,717 --> 00:43:17,408
is really all about.
738
00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:20,276
It's about creating
demand with impact.
739
00:43:20,318 --> 00:43:21,209
Electricity.
740
00:43:21,251 --> 00:43:22,775
Yeah!
741
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,008
What do you want, Bofill?
742
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:25,008
I want to get big.
743
00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:26,408
You want to mass up.
744
00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:28,242
If you're going to do that,
745
00:43:28,284 --> 00:43:29,644
you're going to
need raw materials.
746
00:43:30,684 --> 00:43:32,294
Protein, glutamine,
electrolytes, that's the supply,
747
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,426
and then you've got
to think demand.
748
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:34,508
Yes, demand.
749
00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:35,941
But I mean, you know all this,
750
00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:37,560
you're a success builder
level gold, right?
751
00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:38,408
You've got the edge
in this round.
752
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:40,276
I think so.
753
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:41,074
How you doing on protein?
754
00:43:41,116 --> 00:43:42,308
Not good.
755
00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:43,941
Supply is low, demand is high.
756
00:43:43,983 --> 00:43:45,408
Right, shit, fuck.
757
00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:47,760
Well, listen, as soon as I get
my communications network up
758
00:43:47,784 --> 00:43:49,227
and running, your protein
intake is my top priority,
759
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:50,375
trust me.
760
00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:51,341
Thanks, Andrew Frisbee Jr.
761
00:43:51,383 --> 00:43:53,074
You're a good person.
762
00:43:53,116 --> 00:43:54,350
I know.
763
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,276
Hey, the fuck?
764
00:43:57,318 --> 00:43:58,517
I was watching that.
765
00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:21,283
Hello?
766
00:44:32,784 --> 00:44:33,883
Hello?
767
00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:39,176
Protein supply.
768
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,750
Protein supply.
769
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:43,683
Feed the eater.
770
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,450
Pina colada cell
activator, Formula One
771
00:44:52,417 --> 00:44:54,816
whey isolate.
772
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,276
Hello?
773
00:45:09,218 --> 00:45:10,517
Hello?
774
00:45:14,717 --> 00:45:16,074
Hello, Maria.
775
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:16,974
Hello?
776
00:45:17,016 --> 00:45:18,809
Hello?
777
00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:23,916
Hello, Xiphosura.
778
00:45:32,617 --> 00:45:34,176
Conflict.
779
00:45:34,218 --> 00:45:35,484
Conflict?
780
00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:41,109
Hello?
781
00:48:23,051 --> 00:48:25,283
Barbara Frisbee.
782
00:49:06,749 --> 00:49:08,707
You got my transmission?
783
00:49:08,749 --> 00:49:10,475
Oh, how perfectly marvelous.
784
00:49:10,517 --> 00:49:11,784
Just there's fine.
785
00:49:12,584 --> 00:49:13,851
Bofill, look at this.
786
00:49:15,251 --> 00:49:17,516
I summoned that chap with
my device, it worked.
787
00:49:19,017 --> 00:49:20,017
Fuck, yeah.
788
00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:22,741
Protein supply.
789
00:49:22,783 --> 00:49:23,817
No way.
790
00:49:27,117 --> 00:49:28,741
Pina colada Formula
One cell activator,
791
00:49:28,783 --> 00:49:30,109
this is, this is incredible.
792
00:49:30,151 --> 00:49:32,542
Hold on there, champ.
793
00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:33,917
You're in my downline now.
794
00:49:35,084 --> 00:49:36,884
Supply comes through
Frisbee Enterprises.
795
00:49:56,383 --> 00:49:57,717
Okay.
796
00:50:00,616 --> 00:50:03,875
Now is the judgment
part of round four.
797
00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:05,616
- It is time-
- Winner deals.
798
00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:11,009
Behold, I'm working with
a threefold strategy.
799
00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,408
One, innovation.
800
00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:13,541
Two, outmaneuvering.
801
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,784
Three, supremacy.
802
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,942
Here we go.
803
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:26,276
Seated comfortably in
the receivers position,
804
00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:28,009
it's possible to
continuously import
805
00:50:28,051 --> 00:50:29,559
and export information
beyond the capacity
806
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:31,641
of any product currently
on the market.
807
00:50:31,683 --> 00:50:33,276
- That's innovation.
- Enough, stop!
808
00:50:33,318 --> 00:50:35,508
By planification
vis-à-vis existing channels,
809
00:50:35,549 --> 00:50:36,276
the data stream can
achieve a higher volume
810
00:50:36,318 --> 00:50:37,975
than any existing competitors.
811
00:50:38,017 --> 00:50:39,574
Outmaneuvering!
812
00:50:39,616 --> 00:50:41,574
By combinating output
with signal makes this
813
00:50:41,616 --> 00:50:42,574
the most diversified
telecommunications device
814
00:50:42,616 --> 00:50:43,541
on the market.
815
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,741
That's supremacy.
816
00:50:45,783 --> 00:50:47,625
Recreate supply with
existing channels established
817
00:50:47,649 --> 00:50:49,775
in phase two, meet
demand by distribution
818
00:50:49,817 --> 00:50:52,142
of said merchandise,
create more demand.
819
00:50:52,184 --> 00:50:54,276
No, don't touch my device!
820
00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:55,549
I'll go!
821
00:50:57,051 --> 00:50:58,294
Before Xircolite, communication
was anxietizing and limited
822
00:50:58,318 --> 00:50:59,475
to face-to-face exchange-
823
00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:00,042
- Side-to-side it's
the Spritzer Ride,
824
00:51:00,084 --> 00:51:02,341
scream if you want to go faster!
825
00:51:02,383 --> 00:51:03,242
Put your hands inside the car.
826
00:51:03,284 --> 00:51:04,809
Enough.
827
00:51:04,851 --> 00:51:05,893
Round and round she
goes, where she stops,
828
00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,242
no one knows!
829
00:51:07,284 --> 00:51:09,507
Manny, more corn!
830
00:51:09,549 --> 00:51:10,725
- Roger Dodger, over and out.
- Enough.
831
00:51:10,749 --> 00:51:13,408
Xircolite subscribers
can improve
832
00:51:13,450 --> 00:51:15,160
their mind-body wellness
by attending the protein
833
00:51:15,184 --> 00:51:17,375
and power seminar.
834
00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:19,674
Bofill, don't eat that crap.
835
00:51:19,716 --> 00:51:20,541
I got you the real
high protein protein.
836
00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:22,507
You wanted it, I got it.
837
00:51:22,549 --> 00:51:23,784
Enough!
838
00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:31,851
Next guy.
839
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:44,884
Listen.
840
00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:54,851
Xiphosura,
841
00:51:56,251 --> 00:51:57,483
Can you hear me?
842
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,375
Next.
843
00:52:02,417 --> 00:52:03,684
Just wait a moment.
844
00:52:04,516 --> 00:52:05,684
Are you there?
845
00:52:08,683 --> 00:52:10,474
Hello, Maria?
846
00:52:10,516 --> 00:52:13,150
We can hear you clearly now.
847
00:52:14,284 --> 00:52:15,440
Good.
848
00:52:15,482 --> 00:52:17,617
I'm here for all of you.
849
00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:21,917
Tell us how to win.
850
00:52:22,984 --> 00:52:24,249
Teach us.
851
00:52:25,383 --> 00:52:26,383
Later.
852
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:28,009
We'll talk later.
853
00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:29,282
Bye, bye.
854
00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,584
That's some poor
quality reception.
855
00:52:36,817 --> 00:52:38,842
- Next guy.
- Me.
856
00:52:38,884 --> 00:52:40,975
Voila.
857
00:52:41,017 --> 00:52:43,917
Functioning
telecommunications device.
858
00:52:45,984 --> 00:52:48,407
Just as ordered.
859
00:52:51,482 --> 00:52:52,708
Welcome.
860
00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:54,842
Please choose from the
following six options.
861
00:52:54,884 --> 00:52:57,675
To find out if an item
is in stock, press one.
862
00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:59,142
To get opening
hours, directions-
863
00:53:00,318 --> 00:53:01,326
For questions regarding our-
864
00:53:01,350 --> 00:53:02,742
- Hang on a second.
865
00:53:02,784 --> 00:53:03,507
Kitchen series, press one.
866
00:53:03,549 --> 00:53:05,574
If you need assistance-
867
00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:06,341
- That's just a
fucking cellphone.
868
00:53:06,382 --> 00:53:07,809
Let me see that.
869
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,842
A functioning
telecommunications device.
870
00:53:09,884 --> 00:53:10,942
A true winner.
871
00:53:10,984 --> 00:53:12,027
Wait a second,
that's my cellphone.
872
00:53:12,051 --> 00:53:14,541
Next round.
873
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:15,541
That's just my phone,
wrapped in tinfoil.
874
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:16,607
Where did you get that?
875
00:53:16,649 --> 00:53:18,541
I manufactured it with my mind.
876
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,574
She can't stand that I'm
winning, so she robs me?
877
00:53:20,616 --> 00:53:22,675
Why isn't anybody
saying anything?
878
00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:25,042
I placed an order from the
Des Moines shipping hub
879
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:26,642
using nothing but
household appliances,
880
00:53:26,684 --> 00:53:27,541
and you're impressed
by a stolen cellphone?
881
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,851
Bofill, back me up, man.
882
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,142
Manny?
883
00:53:32,184 --> 00:53:33,308
I don't know.
884
00:53:33,349 --> 00:53:34,574
The reception is incredible.
885
00:53:34,616 --> 00:53:36,541
Losers, you're all
fucking losers!
886
00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:38,507
Whatever, you fucking
phony, no one's buying
887
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,942
that pathetic Zig Ziglar act.
888
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,574
You're a fraud and
everyone knows it.
889
00:53:41,616 --> 00:53:43,541
Okay, okay, guys,
let's stay cool, huh?
890
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,308
Don't, Felicie.
891
00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:45,651
Don't.
892
00:53:47,151 --> 00:53:50,717
- Stop, Andrew Frisbee!
- Get off, Bofill.
893
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:10,651
Round five is fun,
it's "Get Me an Earlobe."
894
00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:17,541
The round is designed to
be a test of endurance
895
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,440
and strength and of
the phenomenon of sound
896
00:54:20,482 --> 00:54:23,474
as captured by the
ears and the lobes.
897
00:54:23,516 --> 00:54:25,209
The winner will fetch me-
898
00:54:26,784 --> 00:54:28,875
- Porco dio.
- Manny.
899
00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:30,584
There, earlobe.
900
00:54:34,151 --> 00:54:36,842
This is an earlobe, but
you didn't let me finish.
901
00:54:36,884 --> 00:54:40,684
The winner will fetch me
someone else's earlobe.
902
00:54:44,549 --> 00:54:45,549
Earlobe.
903
00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:49,042
Oh, my god.
904
00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:51,474
Oh my god!
905
00:54:51,516 --> 00:54:53,775
Fill wins round five.
906
00:54:53,817 --> 00:54:56,242
Yeah!
907
00:54:56,283 --> 00:54:58,642
I'm sorry, little buddy, I'm
sure it'll grow right back.
908
00:54:58,684 --> 00:55:00,975
- Get away from me!
- No pain, no gain, man!
909
00:55:01,017 --> 00:55:02,407
Oh, my god.
910
00:55:02,449 --> 00:55:03,875
I'm mutilated.
911
00:55:03,917 --> 00:55:06,450
Now I've got to get
new head-shots.
912
00:55:07,017 --> 00:55:08,474
Get off me!
913
00:55:08,516 --> 00:55:09,827
Maybe we should all
just take a minute-
914
00:55:09,851 --> 00:55:12,209
- Let's just do the next one.
915
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,009
Go get yourself cleaned up
first, you look bloody awful.
916
00:55:13,051 --> 00:55:14,542
Fuck you!
917
00:55:14,584 --> 00:55:17,142
The contest continues.
918
00:55:17,184 --> 00:55:21,474
Come on, Humongous,
crack the fuck on, mate.
919
00:55:21,516 --> 00:55:24,542
The next round is
called Diogenes Nose-Peg.
920
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,407
This event is designed
921
00:55:38,449 --> 00:55:40,142
to test the
individual threshold-
922
00:55:40,184 --> 00:55:41,440
- Clothes pegs?
923
00:55:41,482 --> 00:55:42,742
So what, right?
924
00:55:42,784 --> 00:55:43,975
We put them on our nipples?
925
00:55:44,017 --> 00:55:45,307
On our junk?
926
00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:47,440
I do this shit all the time.
927
00:55:47,482 --> 00:55:49,508
Let's have it.
928
00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:51,508
The respiratory
nose pin is applied
929
00:55:51,550 --> 00:55:53,417
to the nose holes like this.
930
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:57,340
The mouth hole is taped
over with a piece
931
00:55:57,382 --> 00:56:00,208
of industrial grade tape.
932
00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:02,942
When the timer starts, each
guy must hold his breath
933
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,742
for the longest
without breathing.
934
00:56:05,784 --> 00:56:09,075
The last guy to start
breathing wins.
935
00:56:09,117 --> 00:56:12,441
The one who wins, wins.
936
00:56:12,483 --> 00:56:13,675
Is that it?
937
00:56:13,717 --> 00:56:16,809
All right, let's go.
938
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:20,809
I am winning this fucking round.
939
00:56:20,851 --> 00:56:23,175
Manny, maybe with
your one lung, you-
940
00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:25,884
- No pain, no game.
941
00:56:27,617 --> 00:56:29,407
Time to start.
942
00:56:29,449 --> 00:56:32,917
Ready, Freddy,
943
00:56:35,382 --> 00:56:36,717
go.
944
00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:03,075
Ah, bollocks.
945
00:57:03,117 --> 00:57:03,809
The fucking nose peg was
cutting off the circulation
946
00:57:03,851 --> 00:57:05,182
to my brain.
947
00:57:08,084 --> 00:57:09,608
Yes.
948
00:57:09,650 --> 00:57:11,330
Fuck you, Felicie,
can't cheat on this one.
949
00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:18,964
Oh, fucking Hercules can't
beat a woman and a junkie.
950
00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:29,550
We have a winner.
951
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:35,275
Let's update the scoreboard.
952
00:57:35,317 --> 00:57:37,742
Wait, didn't I win round two?
953
00:57:37,784 --> 00:57:39,642
Don't even try with that shit.
954
00:57:39,684 --> 00:57:40,475
Wait, who won the
cognitive sequencing round?
955
00:57:40,517 --> 00:57:42,441
I did, you moron.
956
00:57:42,483 --> 00:57:43,560
I'm a little confused by the-
957
00:57:43,584 --> 00:57:44,584
- Yeah, somebody's got
958
00:57:44,617 --> 00:57:46,809
- to cross check-
- Manny, you won.
959
00:57:46,851 --> 00:57:47,851
Manny?
960
00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:52,241
- Manny?
- Bye.
961
00:57:52,283 --> 00:57:54,275
Manny, Manny!
962
00:57:54,317 --> 00:57:55,809
Manny, come on, breathe.
963
00:57:55,851 --> 00:57:57,183
Breathe.
964
00:57:57,450 --> 00:57:58,307
Manny.
965
00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,542
Manny!
966
00:57:59,584 --> 00:58:01,307
Guys, guys, he's not breathing.
967
00:58:01,349 --> 00:58:02,141
Shouldn't you be rebalancing
968
00:58:02,183 --> 00:58:02,809
your electrolytes or something?
969
00:58:02,851 --> 00:58:03,642
Yeah, but he's not breathing.
970
00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:04,575
Does anyone know CPR?
971
00:58:04,617 --> 00:58:05,508
Are you fucking with me?
972
00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,341
No, pues.
973
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:08,760
- He just-
- He just held his breath
974
00:58:08,784 --> 00:58:10,241
until he died, is
that even possible?
975
00:58:10,283 --> 00:58:12,159
Do you think maybe it's
because I cut off his ear?
976
00:58:12,183 --> 00:58:14,141
It's possible.
977
00:58:14,183 --> 00:58:16,459
The blood loss, combined with
the lung disability, and lack
978
00:58:16,483 --> 00:58:17,726
of blood could have
caused angina.
979
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:20,149
I was just trying to play hard.
980
00:58:21,817 --> 00:58:22,850
I'm sorry.
981
00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:25,108
You're not giving
him a fucking massage at a spa,
982
00:58:25,150 --> 00:58:26,675
you have to push harder.
983
00:58:26,717 --> 00:58:27,441
You're not going to
fucking do anything
984
00:58:27,483 --> 00:58:28,708
if you don't push-
985
00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:39,350
Hello?
986
00:58:41,383 --> 00:58:42,651
Hello?
987
00:58:52,350 --> 00:58:53,909
Manny, come on.
988
00:58:53,951 --> 00:58:55,775
No, no, no, no, no, no.
989
00:58:55,817 --> 00:58:58,617
He's dead, he's dead.
990
00:59:04,183 --> 00:59:06,550
Hello, Felicie.
991
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,417
Hello?
992
00:59:10,116 --> 00:59:13,408
Exploit the exchange cycle.
993
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:14,842
Exploit?
994
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,217
Who?
995
00:59:17,450 --> 00:59:19,784
Feeder, eater.
996
00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:23,175
Homunculus is smart, yeah?
997
00:59:23,217 --> 00:59:25,108
He will know what to do.
998
00:59:25,150 --> 00:59:26,175
You all saw that, right?
999
00:59:26,217 --> 00:59:27,975
Guy in charge fled the scene.
1000
00:59:28,016 --> 00:59:30,175
Not culpable.
1001
00:59:30,217 --> 00:59:32,008
Two for the
price of one, Felicie.
1002
00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:34,175
Just adapt the dosage
and the downline.
1003
00:59:34,217 --> 00:59:35,276
The downline.
1004
00:59:35,318 --> 00:59:36,484
What's the dosage?
1005
00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:39,375
Eliminate the competition.
1006
00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:41,175
Feeder needs eater.
1007
00:59:41,217 --> 00:59:43,508
Supplier needs demand.
1008
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:46,041
No eater, no feeder.
1009
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,384
Yes.
1010
00:59:48,284 --> 00:59:49,617
Elimination.
1011
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,283
Supremacy.
1012
00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,517
Compact SUV.
1013
01:00:11,684 --> 01:00:13,175
Andrew, what's the dosage?
1014
01:00:13,217 --> 01:00:15,108
What?
1015
01:00:15,150 --> 01:00:16,675
What are you asking me?
1016
01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:18,742
Aren't you supplying
his protein intake?
1017
01:00:18,784 --> 01:00:20,475
Even in the bleakest
of times there's
1018
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,375
still a buck to be made.
1019
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:23,775
Correct, yes.
1020
01:00:23,817 --> 01:00:24,817
I'll mix one up for you.
1021
01:00:24,851 --> 01:00:25,708
Fine.
1022
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,842
Right.
1023
01:00:27,884 --> 01:00:29,909
Right, two scoops, Formula
Three cell activator,
1024
01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:31,593
F2 multivitamin complex,
and then mix in some
1025
01:00:31,617 --> 01:00:33,350
of the aloe peanut
cookie dough isolate.
1026
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,750
I don't, I don't know.
1027
01:00:42,284 --> 01:00:43,875
Little Manny.
1028
01:00:43,916 --> 01:00:45,276
Okay, okay, it's okay,
1029
01:00:45,318 --> 01:00:47,074
Bofill, we'll get you something
1030
01:00:47,116 --> 01:00:50,283
to balance your macronutrient
ratio, just hold it together.
1031
01:00:54,483 --> 01:00:55,783
What?
1032
01:00:58,251 --> 01:00:59,608
You have something to say?
1033
01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:01,708
You're fine with this?
1034
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:04,317
The only real fight
is for survival, right?
1035
01:02:05,450 --> 01:02:07,041
That's disgusting.
1036
01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,041
Poor Manny.
1037
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:11,276
Manny made a choice.
1038
01:02:11,318 --> 01:02:12,626
He committed to this
contest, and because of that,
1039
01:02:12,650 --> 01:02:14,209
he won the round.
1040
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:16,176
That takes true courage.
1041
01:02:16,218 --> 01:02:18,075
I don't know.
1042
01:02:18,117 --> 01:02:19,341
Doesn't seem right to me.
1043
01:02:19,383 --> 01:02:20,584
To me neither.
1044
01:02:21,450 --> 01:02:22,708
I feel sick.
1045
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:23,675
Look, did you
glue his nose shut?
1046
01:02:23,717 --> 01:02:24,642
No.
1047
01:02:24,684 --> 01:02:26,642
He wanted to win.
1048
01:02:26,684 --> 01:02:27,760
It's a contest, there
are winners and losers,
1049
01:02:27,784 --> 01:02:29,317
supply and demand,
that's how it goes.
1050
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,450
Could someone get
me some water, maybe?
1051
01:02:39,816 --> 01:02:41,826
Easy there, Bof, what you
need is green tea concentrate,
1052
01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:43,660
supports free radical
damage, 48 grams per unit.
1053
01:02:43,684 --> 01:02:45,742
Uh-oh.
1054
01:02:45,783 --> 01:02:47,892
Looks like your downline is
reaching his intake limit.
1055
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:49,042
No, no, no.
1056
01:02:49,084 --> 01:02:50,441
He's fine, he's fine.
1057
01:02:50,483 --> 01:02:51,808
Hold it there, chap,
1058
01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:52,774
you're losing valuable
caloric absorption,
1059
01:02:52,816 --> 01:02:55,176
at this rate, you're looking
at major mass depletion.
1060
01:02:55,218 --> 01:02:59,750
Can't deplete mass, I've
got to get big, for Manny.
1061
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,974
Just need to get his
pantothenetic acids up.
1062
01:03:02,016 --> 01:03:03,841
Bof, I'll set you up
with some flora fiber
1063
01:03:03,883 --> 01:03:05,560
and some aloe concentrate
for the gastrointestinal-
1064
01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:06,824
- God, I wonder what Andrew Sr.
1065
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:07,808
Would be making of all this.
1066
01:03:07,850 --> 01:03:09,183
Don't.
1067
01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:11,475
Looks like he needs
more Formula One,
1068
01:03:11,517 --> 01:03:12,808
I'll grab it for you.
1069
01:03:12,850 --> 01:03:14,575
Mix in some of that
isotonic green tea
1070
01:03:14,617 --> 01:03:16,941
electrolyte sustamine hydrater.
1071
01:03:16,983 --> 01:03:18,708
Fuck.
1072
01:03:18,749 --> 01:03:19,176
I can't run low on supply,
I'm going to have to order
1073
01:03:19,218 --> 01:03:20,917
in a few more cases.
1074
01:03:41,749 --> 01:03:43,176
Hello?
1075
01:03:43,218 --> 01:03:44,808
Hello?
1076
01:03:44,850 --> 01:03:46,841
This is vendor number
326A, do you read me?
1077
01:03:46,883 --> 01:03:48,276
Andrew, my boy.
1078
01:03:48,318 --> 01:03:49,508
Feeder or eater?
1079
01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:50,341
Feeder.
1080
01:03:50,383 --> 01:03:52,441
Supply.
1081
01:03:52,483 --> 01:03:55,109
Placing another order
for 12 boxes Formula One
1082
01:03:55,151 --> 01:03:59,308
cell activator supplement, 16
cartons of pina colada mix.
1083
01:03:59,350 --> 01:04:01,308
Pina colada, mmm.
1084
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:03,408
That's tasty.
1085
01:04:03,450 --> 01:04:07,183
Eight boxes, herbal
aloe concentrate.
1086
01:04:08,184 --> 01:04:10,484
Feed. Failure, disappointment.
1087
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:15,183
Failure, disappointment.
1088
01:04:16,218 --> 01:04:17,516
Dad.
1089
01:04:20,151 --> 01:04:21,908
No daddy.
1090
01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:23,484
Xiphosura, son.
1091
01:04:37,284 --> 01:04:38,341
He's hungry!
1092
01:04:38,383 --> 01:04:39,441
Protein, come on.
1093
01:04:39,483 --> 01:04:41,176
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- Quick.
1094
01:04:41,218 --> 01:04:42,359
Be careful, there's a
limited supply of that stuff.
1095
01:04:42,383 --> 01:04:43,841
Course, Mr Frisbee.
1096
01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:44,808
Frisbee Jr.
1097
01:04:44,850 --> 01:04:45,850
Of course, Mr Frisbee Jr.
1098
01:04:45,883 --> 01:04:48,176
Agua.
1099
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,826
What you need is to
get your electrolytes up.
1100
01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:51,583
Some aloe concentrate
power hydration.
1101
01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:56,176
Feed.
1102
01:04:56,218 --> 01:04:56,908
One must feed.
1103
01:04:56,950 --> 01:04:57,908
More.
1104
01:04:57,950 --> 01:04:59,283
Swallow.
1105
01:05:02,218 --> 01:05:03,449
Stop it.
1106
01:05:04,251 --> 01:05:05,716
Please everyone.
1107
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:07,549
Just let me think.
1108
01:05:08,816 --> 01:05:09,960
This bitch knows
more than she lets on.
1109
01:05:09,984 --> 01:05:11,183
No, I don't.
1110
01:05:12,151 --> 01:05:14,774
I thought I did, but
I don't know anything.
1111
01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:16,909
Is this even a contest anymore?
1112
01:05:16,951 --> 01:05:18,707
That's exactly what this is.
1113
01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:22,308
Please, Felicie. Were
people supposed to die?
1114
01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:24,375
There's no "supposed to,"
it's just what happened.
1115
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:26,317
Nothing just happens.
1116
01:05:28,617 --> 01:05:30,217
Nothing just happens.
1117
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:37,217
Maybe this is a mistake.
1118
01:05:39,151 --> 01:05:40,449
We have to end this, now.
1119
01:05:42,184 --> 01:05:45,341
No, we got this far, we've
got to make it to the end,
1120
01:05:45,383 --> 01:05:47,542
for Manny.
1121
01:05:47,584 --> 01:05:49,283
But this isn't what
we were meant for.
1122
01:05:51,218 --> 01:05:52,075
We had a purpose.
1123
01:05:52,117 --> 01:05:53,774
I had a purpose.
1124
01:05:53,816 --> 01:05:55,142
Not sure about that one.
1125
01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:56,625
When I filled out the
form at the job expo,
1126
01:05:56,649 --> 01:05:57,308
there were terms and conditions-
1127
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:59,276
- Form, what form?
1128
01:05:59,318 --> 01:06:00,817
When I signed up
for the contest.
1129
01:06:05,251 --> 01:06:07,375
We were selected.
1130
01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:08,784
I got an email.
1131
01:06:15,483 --> 01:06:16,784
No, we were chosen.
1132
01:06:19,884 --> 01:06:24,350
We were chosen out of hundreds
of millions of candidates.
1133
01:06:26,151 --> 01:06:29,508
To participate in a platinum
level exclusive contest.
1134
01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,150
Yeah, platinum.
1135
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,317
Bofill, you said yourself-
1136
01:06:40,184 --> 01:06:43,250
- H was handing out mustard
samples at the Corte Ingles,
1137
01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:48,884
I filled out the form, I
guess I just got lucky.
1138
01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:52,917
Jesus Christ.
1139
01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:57,751
We were picked randomly,
it's like a sweepstakes.
1140
01:06:58,549 --> 01:06:59,616
- Maria.
- No.
1141
01:07:16,549 --> 01:07:18,383
Where's Xiphosura?
1142
01:07:19,749 --> 01:07:22,316
Where is, where is Xiphosura?
1143
01:07:23,817 --> 01:07:25,341
I left that thing
in the bathroom.
1144
01:07:25,383 --> 01:07:27,009
Felicie?
1145
01:07:27,051 --> 01:07:28,875
- Refill.
- Ah, yep.
1146
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,917
Coming right up,
Andrew Frisbee Jr.
1147
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:10,549
Speak to me.
1148
01:08:13,817 --> 01:08:14,917
No.
1149
01:09:09,717 --> 01:09:12,449
Open the door, break the glass.
1150
01:09:23,084 --> 01:09:26,341
Congratulations, the
contest is going really well.
1151
01:09:26,382 --> 01:09:28,607
Everyone is
apprehending new modes
1152
01:09:28,649 --> 01:09:32,042
of mind-body articulation.
1153
01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:34,383
Time for round seven.
1154
01:09:35,884 --> 01:09:40,717
The last round before
the last round.
1155
01:09:40,784 --> 01:09:44,449
For this one, the heat heats up.
1156
01:09:54,549 --> 01:09:56,675
This round is very fun.
1157
01:09:56,717 --> 01:09:59,276
The contestants have one minute
1158
01:09:59,318 --> 01:10:04,209
of standard universal time to
extinguish the candle fire.
1159
01:10:04,251 --> 01:10:07,042
The guy who blows out the
candle automatically wins,
1160
01:10:07,084 --> 01:10:11,817
but uh-oh, he makes
the ultimate sacrifice.
1161
01:10:12,851 --> 01:10:15,617
This round is called
Certain of Death.
1162
01:10:21,382 --> 01:10:24,742
More rules are, if
the time expires
1163
01:10:24,784 --> 01:10:29,383
and nobody snuffs the flame,
100 poison arrows shoot
1164
01:10:29,784 --> 01:10:32,809
from all the walls
of this pavilion,
1165
01:10:32,851 --> 01:10:36,276
and hit everyone in the
face and all over the body,
1166
01:10:36,317 --> 01:10:39,440
and kill them instantly
and painfully.
1167
01:10:39,482 --> 01:10:42,142
If any guy leaves the
pavilion while the timer
1168
01:10:42,184 --> 01:10:46,307
is still timing, the
arrows will still shoot out
1169
01:10:46,349 --> 01:10:50,440
and kill the other guys, and
also everybody in the corridor.
1170
01:10:50,482 --> 01:10:51,717
Everyone.
1171
01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:53,440
Huh?
1172
01:10:53,482 --> 01:10:55,875
Wait a second, arrows?
1173
01:10:55,917 --> 01:11:00,075
100 poison-tipped arrows
will fly from all the walls
1174
01:11:00,117 --> 01:11:02,642
of this pavilion and hit
everyone in the face and-
1175
01:11:02,684 --> 01:11:06,176
- The winner dies.
- Sure, sounds good.
1176
01:11:06,218 --> 01:11:07,407
Let's go.
1177
01:11:07,449 --> 01:11:10,608
Ready, Freddy-
1178
01:11:10,650 --> 01:11:12,275
- Hang on, just hang on.
1179
01:11:12,317 --> 01:11:13,675
Just back up a second.
1180
01:11:13,717 --> 01:11:14,642
Go!
1181
01:11:14,684 --> 01:11:16,349
- Shit.
- What do we do?
1182
01:11:17,549 --> 01:11:18,875
Hang on, this is just one
1183
01:11:18,917 --> 01:11:20,593
of those bullshit trust
games, thought experiments.
1184
01:11:20,617 --> 01:11:21,875
You don't know that.
1185
01:11:21,917 --> 01:11:24,142
The ultimate
sacrifice, what is that?
1186
01:11:24,184 --> 01:11:25,960
Nobody's going to die, just,
just blow out the candle.
1187
01:11:25,984 --> 01:11:27,642
You do it.
1188
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:28,275
Nuh-uh, I'll let you win
this round, just do it.
1189
01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:30,042
- Let me?
- Whatever.
1190
01:11:30,084 --> 01:11:32,407
You win then, you're a big
time winner, just do it!
1191
01:11:32,449 --> 01:11:34,275
I don't want to die.
1192
01:11:34,317 --> 01:11:35,708
You're not going to die, nothing
1193
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,176
in this stupid pavilion works
the way it's supposed to.
1194
01:11:38,218 --> 01:11:39,293
You do it, you want the
car so bad, it's yours.
1195
01:11:39,317 --> 01:11:40,440
Look, this is just a round,
1196
01:11:40,482 --> 01:11:41,909
there's going to be another one.
1197
01:11:41,951 --> 01:11:42,993
I mean, the person doesn't
automatically win this round,
1198
01:11:43,017 --> 01:11:44,176
right?
1199
01:11:44,218 --> 01:11:45,109
Or do they win the whole-
1200
01:11:45,151 --> 01:11:45,608
- Blow out the fucking candle,
1201
01:11:45,650 --> 01:11:46,340
we're all going to die!
1202
01:11:46,382 --> 01:11:48,440
Fuck that!
1203
01:11:48,482 --> 01:11:50,176
Hey, lunatic, what's
really going on here?
1204
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,775
What do you know?
1205
01:11:51,817 --> 01:11:53,675
Bofill, man,
got to step up, man!
1206
01:11:53,717 --> 01:11:54,851
I try-
1207
01:11:58,017 --> 01:11:59,109
Oh, fuck.
1208
01:11:59,151 --> 01:12:00,842
Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck!
1209
01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:02,407
Fuck it!
1210
01:12:02,449 --> 01:12:04,109
I'm leaving, disqualify
me, I don't care.
1211
01:12:04,151 --> 01:12:05,909
Don't, Andrew, don't.
1212
01:12:05,951 --> 01:12:06,642
If you go out
that door, we all die.
1213
01:12:06,684 --> 01:12:08,508
I don't care.
1214
01:12:08,550 --> 01:12:10,575
You will die in the hallway too.
1215
01:12:12,217 --> 01:12:14,182
Oh, fuck!
1216
01:12:30,951 --> 01:12:32,684
The winner is her.
1217
01:13:04,650 --> 01:13:07,384
Andrew, supply water, please.
1218
01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:09,109
Easy there, champ.
1219
01:13:09,151 --> 01:13:11,751
Your peptide levels are spiking.
1220
01:13:16,817 --> 01:13:17,875
Here.
1221
01:13:17,917 --> 01:13:20,142
Get some of that.
1222
01:13:20,183 --> 01:13:21,875
Easy there,
hombre, okay, this is better.
1223
01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:23,358
Nutritional refreshment,
inspired by the Amazons.
1224
01:13:23,382 --> 01:13:27,851
Yes.
1225
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:40,875
That guy looks dead.
1226
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,374
Next round.
1227
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:43,784
Shut up, he's not dead.
1228
01:13:45,984 --> 01:13:47,182
He's dead.
1229
01:14:02,317 --> 01:14:04,092
See, boy, you've gone and
done it again, ain't you?
1230
01:14:04,116 --> 01:14:05,893
You've gone and done it
again, my son, you've gone
1231
01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:07,617
and done it again,
ain't you, my son?
1232
01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:13,075
Fucking loser, ain't you, boy?
1233
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,307
You fucking loser!
1234
01:14:16,017 --> 01:14:18,175
Ooh, he's a fucking
loser, ain't you, my boy?
1235
01:14:18,217 --> 01:14:19,851
You fucking loser!
1236
01:14:20,550 --> 01:14:22,283
Bofill, get up!
1237
01:14:31,851 --> 01:14:33,426
Yes, I'm going to need
to place a product return
1238
01:14:33,450 --> 01:14:35,975
on 16 quarts of, actually,
1239
01:14:36,017 --> 01:14:40,617
I need to place a defective
product case, or um-
1240
01:14:41,884 --> 01:14:44,842
- Feeder or eater.
1241
01:14:44,884 --> 01:14:45,508
Supplier.
1242
01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:47,608
Supplier.
1243
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,307
You killed your downline.
1244
01:14:49,349 --> 01:14:51,642
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, this
is just a temporary setback.
1245
01:14:51,684 --> 01:14:53,426
Next quarter earnings are
set for a rebound, I swear.
1246
01:14:53,450 --> 01:14:54,175
Now, listen, I just
need you to tell me how
1247
01:14:54,217 --> 01:14:55,775
to win the next round.
1248
01:14:55,817 --> 01:14:58,217
Killed him.
1249
01:14:58,951 --> 01:15:03,308
I didn't.
1250
01:15:03,350 --> 01:15:04,784
I didn't, dad.
1251
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:08,608
Dad, I didn't.
1252
01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:11,817
- Killed him.
- Dad, I didn't.
1253
01:15:13,183 --> 01:15:14,517
You.
1254
01:15:18,183 --> 01:15:20,317
You're behind all this.
1255
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,850
This thing needs
to be destroyed.
1256
01:15:27,550 --> 01:15:28,751
Go ahead.
1257
01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:31,450
We're almost done.
1258
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,575
What fun.
1259
01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:35,850
Who's winning?
1260
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:38,684
It's a tie.
1261
01:15:43,951 --> 01:15:47,450
This round informs me
about a transmission.
1262
01:15:48,951 --> 01:15:52,751
Please hand me a functioning
telecommunications device.
1263
01:16:00,951 --> 01:16:02,684
Don't listen to that
thing, it's broken.
1264
01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:17,041
This guy says, "Andrew
Frisbee killed his downline
1265
01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:19,775
and is going to lose."
1266
01:16:19,817 --> 01:16:21,608
What?
1267
01:16:21,650 --> 01:16:24,141
The guy on the phone
said, "The next round
1268
01:16:24,183 --> 01:16:29,008
is Andrew Frisbee loses."
1269
01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:30,475
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1270
01:16:30,517 --> 01:16:32,742
He says, "Andrew Frisbee
killed his downline
1271
01:16:32,784 --> 01:16:36,708
and Andrew Frisbee is a loser."
1272
01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:37,875
Guess that's what happens
1273
01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:39,809
when you can't maintain
your downline.
1274
01:16:39,851 --> 01:16:41,242
- Shut up.
- Don't sweat it.
1275
01:16:41,284 --> 01:16:43,074
Not everyone's a winner,
1276
01:16:43,116 --> 01:16:46,450
some of us are just born losers
in a long line of losers.
1277
01:16:48,150 --> 01:16:52,941
The next round is called
"Andrew Frisbee, Loser."
1278
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,508
- Andrew Frisbee, loser.
- Shut up.
1279
01:16:54,550 --> 01:16:55,475
Andrew Frisbee, loser.
1280
01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:56,941
Shut up.
1281
01:16:56,983 --> 01:16:58,909
- Andrew Frisbee, loser.
- Shut up.
1282
01:16:58,950 --> 01:17:00,575
- Andrew Frisbee, loser.
- Shut up.
1283
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:02,341
- Andrew Frisbee, loser.
- Shut up.
1284
01:17:02,383 --> 01:17:03,743
- Andrew Frisbee, loser.
- Shut up.
1285
01:17:03,784 --> 01:17:05,475
- Andrew Frisbee, loser!
- Shut up.
1286
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,542
- Andrew Frisbee, loser!
- Shut up!
1287
01:17:07,584 --> 01:17:09,575
- Andrew Frisbee, loser!
- Shut up!
1288
01:17:09,617 --> 01:17:10,909
- Andrew Frisbee-
- Junior!
1289
01:18:19,251 --> 01:18:20,550
Okay.
1290
01:18:21,483 --> 01:18:22,883
All right, what's the score?
1291
01:18:23,717 --> 01:18:24,941
I think we're done here.
1292
01:18:24,983 --> 01:18:26,217
Not yet.
1293
01:18:26,850 --> 01:18:27,883
One more.
1294
01:18:29,218 --> 01:18:30,775
- Who's the judge?
- Me.
1295
01:18:30,817 --> 01:18:32,475
- Then you can't compete.
- I know.
1296
01:18:32,517 --> 01:18:33,308
Stop prevaricating.
1297
01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:34,783
Round eight, what is it?
1298
01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:38,783
This next round is called,
1299
01:18:46,817 --> 01:18:48,217
Get the Hat.
1300
01:18:53,151 --> 01:18:54,450
On my Mark.
1301
01:18:55,016 --> 01:18:57,883
Three, two, one,
1302
01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:07,283
Get the hat.
1303
01:19:12,184 --> 01:19:14,075
Get off me!
1304
01:19:50,383 --> 01:19:52,075
Fucking sport utility vehicle.
1305
01:19:52,117 --> 01:19:53,616
Suck on that, losers!
1306
01:19:54,417 --> 01:19:55,783
You see that, old man?
1307
01:19:56,350 --> 01:19:57,583
I beat you!
1308
01:20:00,318 --> 01:20:02,783
Andrew Frisbee
1309
01:20:04,749 --> 01:20:05,884
Jr.
1310
01:21:06,251 --> 01:21:07,583
I won.
84693
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