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[Arriving at the office. Oppa, shall we meet this weekend?]

[Oppang: Sorry, going on a business trip to HK again with that dog, Department Head, this weekend.]

[It has been a month since we last met.]

[Oppang: I'm dying to see you too. Let's meet once the project is over.]

[When it'll be over?]

[Oppang: In a month?]

[Alrighty. Oppang, love you!]

Unidentified Sender: Your boyfriend must be a super family man, right?

He's going to Hong Kong with his family for a vacation this weekend,

and from now on, for a month, his schedule is fully booked for family events.

I-Is he a married man?

Who on earth did send me this kind of thing?

Dear Lord, Buddha, Allah, and all the other gods existing in the world,

I really wish that this technology I'm using can be beneficial to the mankind in a good way.

Ah, no!

Do I really have to use this one, to the extent of praying?

Well, I do. While waiting without using it, I almost could've ruined one person's life.

I just went to a hair salon in Gorae-dong for this hair cut.

- Move one more step, and... - Hey!

Dear Gods, please give me a permission to become a righteous thief to steal personal information.

I've decided to give away happiness to the people,

together with my magic wand, Jango.

Your boyfriend is very interested in online chatting.

He's having conversations with a lot of minors.

Why don't you report him to the police first?

Your wife is very generous. Using the deposit money for your apartment, all-in at gambling?

Your girlfriend is... Your boyfriend is...

[Please Don't Date Him]

[Episode 8: Perfect Coding]

Timings and Subtitles brought to you by 💞 Don't Touch Him 💞 😈 Team @Viki

Hey.

Ji Seong!

Ah, why can't I smile nicely? Hello!

When... did you arrive?

Just now.

What are you doing? You'd better stop watching the mirror.

I would be in trouble if you get more handsome.

I will go get coffee. Please wait here for a moment.

♫ This feeling on my way to meet you ♫

♫ I can't hide my throbbing heart ♫

♫ I'm thinking of you with full excitement ♫

But I didn't ask you what you want—

♫ Where the wind blows, and where your song stays, ♫

You'd better stop putting that on. I would be in trouble if you get prettier.

Well, this is nothing.

What do you mean, nothing?

What? Wait.

Can a person be so dazzling like that?

Oh, no! If so, I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble!

I'm also in trouble, trouble, trouble!

- Trouble, trouble, trouble! - Trouble, trouble!

Stop it!

What should I do? I'm really in trouble.

How can a person be so cute like you?

It has been almost for a month since we started dating.

Oh my god, aren't they crazy, seriously?

So far, every day felt like the continuation of days when I'm looking at beautiful codes.

You're pretty to begin with,

but especially today, you're exceptionally, much prettier.

Where shall we go?

All the time, we did what I wanted to do,

so let's do what you want to do today, Kook Hee.

Indeed, he's a well-educated man. The best date among all dates is the date at home.

But this man...

Are you sure you're here for a date?

As soon as you came, you started cleaning the bathroom,

air condition, and fan. Now, are you even cleaning the sink?

Well, it will be hard for you to clean it regularly after your work at the office.

Then, I'll clean it with you.

Together.

Your clothes might get dirty.

Fine then...

Then, next time, when we go to your place,

I'll give your computer a total upgrade.

Okay.

What? This is really something huge.

The one thing that the Engineering university graduates would never do

is fixing other people's computers.

I said, I got it.

[You've got a new message]

Director Oh, Director Oh! [Director Oh: The sample test for 119 Smart Watch is going well, right?]

He's bugging me for the sample test on my day off. [Director Oh: The sample test for 119 Smart Watch is going well, right?]

Kook Hee, please come here for a moment.

What is it?

This? Our director won't stop singing about "Bio" these days, so this is what we're developing.

This smart watch has more specialized function.

You input the basic body function information of an user,

and when some problem is detected in that body function, 119 will be dispatched immediately.

But my development includes that you can register your personal emergency contact to call your personal 119.

That sounds good.

Ta-da! I've registered you for me, Kook Hee.

But this only works within a 100-meter radius so far.

But do we really need that function? If I'm nearby can't you just call me?

Usually, technology things

start from nothing and progressing gradually, one by one.

Ah, right.

Well, then, not in a 100-meter radius...

Yeah?

Well...

In a 1-centimeter radius...?

It can work! It can work!

What do you think I'm asking, so that you say it can work?

It can work. Shall I make it as a 0.5-centimeter radius?

0.5?

0.4? 0.3? 0.2? 0.1?

Let's try it.

This one was from my elementary school time.

I went to the competition for making a science box and won the grand prize.

You were good at this kind of thing even when you were little.

Of course. I've never failed to win a prize whenever I participated in competitions involving inventing things.

I'd love to see the photos from your childhood too.

What's that?

Oh, that? I won the first prize at the Anti-hacking Competition. [K-CODE 2008 - International Anti-hacking Contest for Collage Students]

Then, is it a competition of hacking?

No, it's not a competition of hacking, but of anti-hacking.

It's the competition for not breaking the security, but finding the weak spots of security and solving them.

I see.

By the way, I said I also want to see your photos from your childhood, but why did you change the subject?

By chance... Were you so ugly?

No way, not possible.

When you come next time, can't you please bring one of your photo albums and show it to me?

Later.

Later when?

I will show them later.

It's too late now. I'll go home.

Before going home,

this is my present for you.

A present?

Wow!

Ms. Byun Ha Ri, it's hard to write the report regarding Myeonsu-ri Lab, isn't it?

I'll report back to you by this afternoon, after combining our software problems and Chinese side's hardware problems.

There is no fault from our side, correct?

- Yes, you're right. - Okay.

[GuGuTalk: A new message arrived from Jung Kook Hee]

I'm sorry.

[Jung Kook Hee sent you a gift and a message]

Manager Seo, is something going on?

No, someone sent me a gift coupon for coffee.

Ah, seriously...

Well, he didn't even use a messenger before, but now he's so good at sending gifts.

You know it's quite complicating to pay it with a smartphone, but now he's doing all of them.

Is she talking about her father?

I'm sorry, let's continue with our meeting.

Please stop giving her work. She's gone crazy now.

What? [GuGuTalk: You've received a new message from Jung Kook Hee.]

Hey! Why are you sending me an 800 won coupon for a bottle of water?

You're screwing me over because I asked you to bring me water, aren't you?

- Because it's fun. - Fun? Look at you, with that big smile.

Wow, seriously, you had never looked at your cell phone, but now you and your phone are inseparable.

Why did I every nag at you to install a messenger app?

I should've just made you have a girlfriend.

- Don't you agree, Geun Chan? - I know, right?

Hello?

Why is she so excited like this?

So what, when are you going to introduce him to us?

What do you mean? You already know him roughly.

If we know him roughly, you can just introduce him to us once.

Why are you hiding him so much?

When did I hide him? I'm not dating at my young age,

so just because... It's a bit embarrassing.

Here comes the Court Lady in Waiting for food testing!

He's coming here every day.

Oh, hello.

What do you mean, Court Lady for food tasting?

If other people hear that, they might think I'm selling something poisonous.

Well, what kind of fantastic menu is ready today?

By the way, why didn't you come with Kook Hee?

What? Kook Hee took a day off this morning.

Pardon?

Ah... Yeah, it must be today, right.

Ah, so it wasn't unplanned?

As he left after coming to the station this morning, I thought it was an unexpected one.

Here it is.

Wow, indeed!

The organic visual of Nature's Table, which never disappoints me.

After moving the bracken.

Oh, this feels as if my throat and stomach get paved entirely?

- What do you mean? - If this goes in, I can feel there is a road.

It keeps going down along the line and after squirming in my small and large intestines,

it will give me all the signals right away—

See? They really came, really. Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom.

Look at that dust.

Why is he so funny?

Unnie, by the way, why are you so kind to Firefighter Gam?

Am I? Am I kind?

I'm always joking with customers like this,

and asking them how they're doing. Am I not...?

- You are? - You are?

Last time, you were talking about a divorce,

so I thought you two might be dating.

Well, no reason that I can't date either.

Date? Divorce? What are you talking about?

While you were dating, Ki Hyun Unnie was talking about getting a divorce or not.

Really?

Well...

Well, you know, in a relationship of a married couple,

a divorce discussion can come up sometimes.

Why? Did you fight with your husband?

That's not the point, but I think it's because of Firefighter Gam.

What do you mean?

Well, even with what happened last time at the hospital,

it seems that this guy is excessively kind to a married woman,

so it doesn't feel right. Be careful, Unnie.

No, don't misunderstand him. He's not that kind of person.

Geez, forget it.

Y-You should be more worried about her.

She says she would marry a guy whom she has dated with for only a month.

What is this about again?

- Hey, are you going to marry that dentist? - Yup.

Hey, don't even start. While you've been lovey-dovey with Kook Hee,

do you know how much she harassed me?

[A new message arrived]

[Yu Jin: I bought your favorite chocolate.]

[I miss you.]

Again? Again, as if nothing happened?

That's what I'm saying. Disappeared and appeared, disappeared and appeared.

What's this? Does he think he's Do Min Joon? (T/N: An alien character from 'My Love From The Star.')

I told you to dump this 'scuba diver' man, didn't I? (T/N: 'Scuba diver' here means a guy who is often out of reach with ghosting.)

I can't dump him, I really can't!

What do you think the reason is?

You know a lot about this kind of stuff.

Please tell me, please? Please tell me, please?

Tell me every single detail of what has happened so far, without missing any.

The weather is so nice to be out here. [Time - around 16:00, Oct. 18th, 2020. Driving near Bukso IC-B1 Bridge]

Right.

Going forward, let's come out to the outskirt of city more often.

When we get older, it would be nice if we build a nice house in this kind of place and live there.

It's so pretty.

After that, as soon as I got out of the car, he disappeared. [Time - around 17:30, out of reach after separated near Pelican Electronics]

Is it by chance because I nagged him to go out for a drive? [Time - around 17:30, out of reach after separated near Pelican Electronics]

Where shall we go today?

Let's go somewhere to eat something delicious? [Time - 15:00, Oct. 24th, 2020. Taking a walk near Dalae Playground]

- Something delicious? - Yes.

Kids, be careful. It's dangerous!

Don't worry, as I won't be an overprotective parent.

Wait a second. I need to go to restroom.

After he said he was going to restroom, he disappeared and I couldn't reach him.

Did he perhaps misunderstand that I hate kids? [After leaving for restroom, he didn't come back, out of reach]

I only said so because it seemed to be dangerous for those kids.

[Time - 20:00, Nov. 1st, 2020. Dining at 'H' Restaurant]

By the way, what ingredients does this dish have?

It tastes very unique.

So, I see the people who are good at cooking wonder about such things.

I'm not so great at cooking though.

In the future, when we order food for delivery all the time, our budget for food would be no joke.

Well, I'm dying to know this dish's recipe.

I'll go meet the chef for a moment.

[Time - 20:30. After leaving for recipe, he didn't come back, out of reach]

After leaving there, he hasn't contacted me back until now. [Time - 20:30. After leaving for recipe, he didn't come back, out of reach]

Did he get frustrated because my poor cooking skills?

Why does he keep disappearing? Why?

That man is avoiding.

Avoiding what? The serious relationship. I got the answer.

- He's a "relationship evader." - What evader?

When we get older, it would be nice if we build a nice house in this kind of place and live there.

Don't worry, as I won't be an overprotective parent.

In the future, when we order food for delivery all the time, our budget for food would be no joke.

Among all those words, what is in common?

Future or settle. That's this man's trigger.

- Tri... What? - Trigger.

Shall I say, pushing the button?

It seems that his future might be tangled with this woman.

It seems that the relationship with this woman might go deeper.

As soon as he hears the words of such nuance, he wants to run away.

So, I analyzed deeply and gave the answer why he keeps disappearing,

but now she's saying she asked him to marry her.

I missed you.

I can't date you in this way any longer.

Let's...

get married now.

I've figured out how your pattern works.

Your tri–

Anyway, the closer we get to each other,

the further you would run away from me, no matter what.

If so, the answer is getting married.

If we get married, we wouldn't get close any further.

Because the best of being close is a marriage.

Hey, what are you believing in to get married with a man, whom you've dated with for a month only?

Then, did you know Jeong Han was such a person although you've dated for 7 years?

And, in your case, as you married your husband after knowing every single detail of him, have you been always happy?

A marriage is a gamble anyway, isn't it?

If I have to bet my life on someone anyway,

why is it bad to bet on a handsome man?

Well, what I mean is, no matter how handsome he is,

why, of all those numerous men,

do you want to go all the way to the end with this "scuba diver" guy?

See, when you watch a drama, despite its very poor quality, sometimes you keep watching it until its last episode, right?

Why? Because Won Bin is in it. (T/N: Won Bin is a very handsome Korean actor.)

Just think of it in that way.

- See you! - Hey.

So, will you really have the meeting with his family?

- I told you I would. - So, this is really a real situation?

Real, real true.

We should have a dinner all together once before my wedding,

so I'll contact you for it later.

All right. Bye.

See you later!

Anyway, at that time, it was like this.

The feeling as if I've completed the coding perfectly.

It felt like there wouldn't be any errors in most cases. [Calling Jung Kook Hee]

However, no matter how perfect the coding is,

you can't do much about malware's attack.

Therefore, we shouldn't have given any excuse for the malware to attack.

The person you called is not available at the moment...

- Hey! Why are you making a big fuss now? - Why do you keep raising your voice?

Why do you always ignore me?

- It's all burnt. - Yo, friend!

What's wrong with all of you, seriously?

And we shouldn't have had such a gathering like that.

[Express Bus - From Seoul to Jeongseong]

This is Kang Sang Joon.

Hello.

A few days ago, I found out where Hyungnim is.

Really?

Then, can I pay a visit to him now?

Do you not know where the deceased you're looking for is rested?

You can find if you go to the office.

No, it's okay. I'll come back again.

[Call Records: 3 Missed Calls from Seo Ji Seong]

[Jung Kook Hee]

[Jung Kook Hee] Sorry for not answering your call earlier.

Around the time when you get off work, I'll wait in front of your company.

Please give me a call if you can.

Hello.

You were angry a lot as I didn't answer your calls, right?

I'm sorry.

Well...

It's not a huge deal, but I'm always anxious for you as you're a firefighter.

I hate it when I can't reach you for a long time.

It didn't happen just once this time but you were like this before, too.

You do this all the time.

I didn't have time to explain to you...

There was one person I really had to meet urgently.

Who is it?

Well, it's a long story to explain, though.

I'll definitely tell you everything later.

When?

If you don't tell me, I will know nothing, won't I?

You're finally using the message app but not other SNS,

so I can't see what you're usually doing.

If you find things out from my SNS even if I don't tell you,

would that be a good thing, then?

Guessing things from watching other people's privacy,

it can be viewed as violence in some way.

Violence?

Ah, I didn't mean that you're using violence,

but I'm saying that those people who dig into personal information of others are exercising violence.

That's what... I meant.

I'm sorry. I really made a mistake today.

I will make sure this doesn't happen again.

Then, will you still not tell me whom you met?

Let's go to your neighborhood. I'll tell you while having tea.

♫ In the cold wind blowing ♫

♫ Please.... don't.... cry... alone... ♫

How long should you listen to it so that its tape gets stretched out like this?

You'd better buy a new one.

There is an LP shop I frequently go. Would you like to go with me?

Yes.

Why is he going in the direction to my dad's shop?

By any chance, is that shop's owner

a bit tall with bald hair?

Ah, and don't his eyes become half-moon shape when he smile?

I'm not sure, but don't all elders look like that?

Well, what I meant is.... His pot belly—

Ji Seong!

Sir...?

What's this?

What are you doing? Help yourself, eat it.

I posted on Instagram that our shop would be closed today for inventory management.

Ah, right, you said you don't use SNS like Instagram, right?

Yes. I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for? Instagram isn't some mandatory duty.

It's okay not to use it.

Going forward, if you have any work requiring strength, please call me any time.

What?

Oh, no, no. How can I use someone's precious son like that?

Oh dear, how could I ever imagine that you two are in relationship?

Wait, Ji Seong, back in the days, you told me

that a man who collects old LPs and listens to old songs like him

is totally a turn-off, didn't you?

- What? - Dad! That's when I was much younger.

Much, much younger, when I was going through puberty.

Why do you bring up that old story now?

Let's just have drinks for today, quietly.

No, no, no, no!

Our dear customer Kook Hee, no, Mr. Kook Hee doesn't like soda.

I often offered him beverage, but was turned down several times.

He likes juice, juice.

Do you like juice?

Was yesterday your Day 1? You don't even know such a thing about him?

By the way,

- are your both parents still alive? - Dad!

What's wrong with you today?

Is asking such things not allowed these days?

It's okay. Both of my parents live abroad.

As a parent with a daughter, it's a very good news!

Dad... I told you not to go faster than us.

Geez, I'm just saying, that's all.

Well, anyway, you two, please have

a healthy and nice relationship.

Does your mom know?

Not yet.

Yeah, well, as your mom must be busy these days anyway.

Your mom is, yeah, busy, but too busy!

- How come all women are so cold-hearted? - What do you mean?

Does your mom really have to write

that she's in a relationship on her Facebook page?

I saw her boyfriend's photos posted there, set in "public!"

How much he used the photo app,

he has no wrinkles on his face at all!

This man is so cowardly, really.

It's not an app.

He's young, so he doesn't have wrinkles.

Then, why would such a young man... date your mom?

Isn't he some jobless punk?

He's not jobless. He runs a bookstore.

Then, he's a punk running a bookstore!

He's not a punk,

but it seems that he cares for Mom ardently as a man to a woman.

You... Did you already get close to that man that much?

No, it's not like that.

Are you now taking his side in front of me?

No, it's not like that.

If not, how would you know if he's a good man or not?

All right, I got it, calm down.

Children are useless! All useless!

No, no, no. Dad, Dad!

Dad, dad, dad, come on, dad! Gosh, seriously.

Mom, this is Ye Seul.

Ye Seul, this is my mom.

Yu Jin's dad is a bit busy today, so I came here alone.

Why do you want to marry this lady?

When I'm with her, it's fun, mom.

I keep thinking that I don't want to be apart from her too.

Are you saying you would marry her just because of that?

I'm against this marriage.

That's too bad.

Is that all?

Yes. Then, will you not come to our wedding?

No, I'm saying I'm against this marriage.

Yes, I fully understood your opinion, Mother.

But even if you're against, that doesn't mean we can't get married.

She's fun. Isn't she?

This lady...

Now I like her more and more.

Pardon me?

Well, what I'm saying is, Ye Seul,

I'm against this marriage because you seem too nice to me.

Yu Jin. To such a nice lady like her,

are you saying that you want to marry her just because you don't want to be apart from her?

Why don't you get his written memorandum, then?

Pardon? What do you mean...?

(T/N: These cameos - No Sa Yeon (mom) and Lee Mu Song (dad) are a married couple in real life, famous Korean singers too)

- I'm not late! - Dad!

Honey!

I came here right away after reading your text.

I came here right away after reading your text.

How long has it been since I met all of you last time?

Hmm, about an year and a half?

For me, I think it has been about two years and two months.

Then, by chance, Father is also...?

He keeps disappearing as he pleases.

Oh, no!

So far, in my effort to fix his habit, all the money I spent for shamans,

the offering to churches, and the donation to Buddhist temples. If I sum up all of those, I could've bought a house in Gangnam.

I see.

Then, when Father disappeared, what did you do?

Well, I couldn't just sit there and wait for all that time,

so once I got used to it, I went traveling.

Cuba, Argentina, and even Machu Picchu, I've been everywhere.

And, French embroider, twirling Sangmo (a Korean traditional dance), and a sword dance.

You wouldn't know how much money I spent to learn things. Gosh, because of this man, seriously.

You've gone through a lot.

After having that brat, I lived for the joy of looking at him,

but taking after his father exactly, as soon as he entered middle school, he disappeared too.

Ah, seriously...

Oh my god, I know everything about it as I've experienced all.

Dear girl, as a fellow woman,

I can't let you live with such a man like him.

That's why I'm against it.

But, I'm okay with it, though.

Are you okay?

Yes, and I have an idea to deal with it after our wedding too.

This rascal... I wondered if there would be another woman like me, who is focusing on a handsome face only,

but I see there is another one.

In fact, when I see his face, I'm not that angry any more.

Look at him. At his age, carrying the bicycle and wearing tights,

it's not easy to look cool like him at his age, you know?

In your eyes too, right?

Agree, the face is the most important, indeed.

Then, before your father goes disappearing again,

shall we proceed it quickly and be done with it?

Yes!

Eun Hwa! [Silver Flower Record]

I didn't know you would betray me twice!

You know what?

♫ I even thought about remarrying you ♫

♫ In the same house; in the same room ♫

I got it, I got it, I got it!

Hey, you can't leave me either.

- Yes, I understand. - Dad.

- As I feel great, let's go somewhere else to have another drink! - Stop it! No, no!

- It's too late, dad. - Be careful, sir.

Dad, don't! Oh, no!

My foot! My foot is cut off!

My foot! My foot is cut off!

What do I do about my foot?

Wait a second, please.

Your foot is here, Father.

I'm sorry, Kook Hee.

Sorry for what?

I'll escort him to his house, so you should go home first.

You have to go to work early tomorrow.

No, I'll take him to his home. It's all right.

I can do this much, as I'm your boyfriend.

Father, let's go.

Dad, I hate you! Clean your nose too!

There is a step, watch out the step, please!

Hey, let's have another drink.

Hey, come quickly!

Bye! I'll go home after cleaning it up.

Let's go to your neighborhood, I'll tell you while having tea.

What was he going to tell me?

Geez, dad, you're no help.

Here comes the Court Lady for food tasting! I—

Hello.

Ms. Tak, what's fresh today?

Do you think this is a fish store?

- Please wait. - Yes, ma'am.

- Hello. - Ah, yes.

I guess you can go to work late today. I heard you're a civil servant. Where are you working?

I work for Public and Energy R&D Budget Coordination Division under the Ministry of Science and ICT.

If you work at Public and Energy R&D Budget Coordination Division, you must know Jae Seung, Lee Jae Seung.

He's playing soccer with me, although he has poor footwork.

Ah, it hasn't been long since I moved from Science and Technology Policy Coordination Division under Ministry of Science and ICT.

Ah, if it's Science and Technology Policy Coordination Division, do you perhaps know Gi Jang Hee?

He's a very close friend of mine, my high school junior.

I guess you have very many acquaintances.

Here it is.

Ah, I have quite a wide circle of acquaintances, so I'm sorry if my questions made you uncomfortable.

- I'm in a hurry today, so I'll drink it bottoms up and leave. - Ah, okay.

Its visual is good.

Take your time, please.

Wow, it's really delicious, really.

For the rest of green onion, I'll eat it on my way back.

Thank you.

It's really good!

He was just asking where you work, but why did you talk in such a manner?

Are you jealous?

What do you mean, jealous? He seems to be a nice person, so be acquainted or be friends with him.

As I'm always busy, if you can't contact me like the last time, you can call him too.

Why? Is something wrong with the floor?

Something is wrong.

Very much.

Very much? Very much...

[A new message arrived.]

[Ye Seul] We're having a couple's gathering at Yu Jin's place tonight.

I'll give you guys my wedding invitation, so you must come with your boyfriend!

Ah, Moon Ye Seul...

[Instagram - A new post is uploaded]

Jokbal (Pig's Feet dish)...

Hello?

Kook Hee, what's with this Instagram post? You're so cute.

Did you go home safely that night?

Yes. I tuck him in bed nicely before leaving.

I'm sorry.

Don't be. It was fun for me too.

Ye Seul invited us to a couple's party along with Ki Hyun's couple to give us her wedding invitation.

By chance, would it be okay for you to come with me? Do you have time?

Sure. Then, I'll go pick you up at your company.

Let's go together.

- Call me then. - Okay.

What are you believing in to get married with a man, whom you've dated with for a month only?

Moon Ye Seul...

Why, of all those numerous men, do you want to go all the way to the end with this "scuba diver" guy?

Will it be really all right?

And, in your case, as you married your husband after knowing every single detail of him, have you been always happy?

But why aren't you not packing them for me lately?

The medicines and extracts?

Since it came up, let's talk about it.

Let's stop trying to have a baby.

Please don't try to make a deal with Tuna.

Will it be in the middle of the Mediterranean?

I know everything? I know nothing.

- One Americano. - Yes.

Here it is.

Well, that's not just a regular Americano, but Cheonggukjang Americano. (T/N: A fast-fermented bean paste)

It's good for office workers who spend a long time sitting in front of desks.

Excuse me.

By any chance, have you worked as a civil servant before?

No, I haven't.

Then, by chance, have you worked for Ministry of Oceans and Fisheries before?

No, I haven't.

Mr. Han Yu Jin participates in a lot of things very actively.

See, see? I knew this must be the case.

What is this?

All kinds of volunteering activities, hiking, [A member of 'Palette,' a club for drawing murals]

farming, a cross-country trip, [Favorite sport - Hiking / Photos of current plot he's farming]

and building a house, etc. He has a lot of hobbies.

He's too... wholesome.

It's a bit ambiguous.

He disappears often,

but doesn't do anything shameful? What kind of person is he, really?

As soon as we make a judgement, that will no longer become a fact.

You should make some sound when you walk around. Gosh, that scared me.

What are you talking about?

I'm sure you know better what I'm talking about.

You'd better stop accessing the program.

What... do you mean?

I've wanted to tell you earlier.

Because I knew you didn't use it for your personal gains, I was just watching you.

But as there are other people to know about this program than me,

you should stop—

It's difficult to explain it at length.

To put it simply, if you hold tuna that you didn't catch,

sharks that smell its blood could gather—

What?

What's going on? How does she know about Jango?

Did she find out after watching me use it?

Or, did she know from the start?

[A new message has arrived.]

I'm in front of your company.

This means there are more people who know about Jango then?

Ji Seong.

And it's not a bug, but a proper program?

- Then what... - Ji-Ji Seong!

What was the goal behind making that program?

Ji Seong— Ji Seong!

Can't you see me?

Ms. Choi.

This is about my friend. If his ex-girlfriend sees him but ignores and walks right past him on purpose,

then she probably still has feelings for him, right?

Who thinks it was done on purpose?

Me.

Then I don't think it was on purpose, but that the person really didn't see them.

When a woman breaks up with a man, the chances of that man ceasing to exist for her is about 98%.

What? How can that be possible?

Of course it's possible.

For women, ex-boyfriends are less interesting than this week's company cafeteria menu.

Then what about the remaining 2%?

It's still possible with the remaining 2%, right?

Those in the 2%...

Women even forget what they look like.

Even if they see their ex, they won't recognize them.

It's basically amnesia, that's what.

Everything else is fine, but just the parts dealing with the ex-boyfriend is perfectly gone.

Do you understand now?

No, no. You don't know well, Ms. Choi.

You don't know well.

[Moon Ye Seul & Han Yu Jin] [Congratulations on your wedding.]

[Wedding Day]

♫ Ho! Ho! ♫

♫ Heya, Ho! Heya ♫

♫ Heya, ha! ♫

♫ Heya, ha! Heyara ♫

♫ Pumbara, Pumbara, Pumbara, heya, ah ♫

♫ Heungbo is too shocked, Heungbo is too shocked, Heungbo is too shocked, Heunbo is too shocked ♫

♫ Heungbo is too shocked, Heungbo is too shocked ♫

♫ Heungbo is too shocked ♫

♫ Oh, dear brother ♫

♫ If you tell this younger brother to move out ♫

♫ Where will I go in the dead of winter? ♫

♫ The dusk of winter, in this penetrating wind ♫

♫ Where would be the place I can put my poor body? ♫

♫ Where to? ♫

[Bridal Shower]

♫ Where am I going now? ♫

♫ I'm leaving now ♫

♫ Oh ♫

Even your breathing matches perfectly.

They're a match made in heaven, of course, as their breathing would match even in this situation.

It looks like you also found a good person, Ye Seul. What a relief.

Thank you.

Now, here is the highlight of today's meeting. Tada!

Following current trends, we're going with a small and luxurious wedding.

Because of that, it didn't require a lot of invitation cards, so I designed it myself and printed them quickly.

One each.

Here.

Here too.

Nice to meet you. You must come, okay?

You look even more handsome under the nice lighting.

Just... since when did that woman Hwang Ga Eul know about this?

How much does she know?

You did a great job on your own.

If his dad was like this, then that means his tendency to disappear is genetic.

Then would it be okay if we have a daughter?

Then, is it passed on through the X chromosome?

Or the Y chromosome?

Wait a minute. Are guys XX or XY?

This is confusing!

Kim Sang Sik, are you a robot?

Even though you're my husband, you don't get jealous of the other men in my life.

Am I just a partner who works well with you?

[Bang Jeong Han]

Hello?

Yu Jin! It's me! Come have a drink!

I'm busy. Bye.

How on earth did Hwang Ga Eul...

Is it on the X chromosome?

Kim Sang Sik, are you a robot?

Kook Hee, how old are you?

I'm 29.

You're in your twenties?

What? You didn't know how old he was?

It didn't seem important.

That's right honey. Asking about age and hometown is all to figure out seniority,

and find out if there is any connection through school or hometown. We should overthrow those kinds of things.

You should overthrow yourself first. You're the one who asked him first.

I mean it's only human to not know everything about your partner even after living with them for years.

What's the point of asking? It's all meaningless.

- They're marrying after dating for just a month. - Unni.

Unni, what's up?

What do you mean?

Unni, are you talking about us?

It was that kind of day. The kind where everyone was sensitive.

Each person hiding a ticking time bomb in their hearts, and at the slightest disturbance,

this was the day it exploded.

Ki Hyun's style has always been straightforward.

What's wrong with my style?

Well, take her.

Has it only been once or twice that I've been stabbed in the back for taking her side?

Why are you blaming me? You just normally talk like this.

Ye Seul!

It's only because it's us that we listen to her like this.

This is a little awkward to talk about in a place like this.

"It's only because it's us that we listen?"

Then you're saying I was wrong all this time, but you forced yourself to listen?

Forget it, Unni. I'm sorry. I spoke without thinking.

Why do you speak without thinking? You should always think before you speak.

There are people who speak without thinking.

Is everyone like you? Why do you criticize anyone who's different from you?

Freud said this in 'The Interpretation of Dreams.' There's no such thing as a mistake.

Every action, whether in word or deed contains the person's subconscious thoughts.

Wrong. You're wrong.

Stop pretending you know everything.

This is pretending to be smart?

Ye Seul. Anyway, unni just wishes the best for you.

She wants you to clean up your dark history and start a new life with a nice man—

Why do you generalize my previous love life as a dark history?

They're all men I've picked.

Why are you shouting?

I think that's the problem. You picked them.

Don't you know that directionally challenged people have no idea where they're going, but confidently keep going forward?

Whether I don't know the directions or going back because I want to take things slowly,

who are you to judge that?

Why do you disregard every man I date?

Have you guys only ever dated good men?

Ji Seong Unni used to date a piece of trash. Why are you only looking down on me?

Hey.

Why did you bring me into this?

Do you think I dated my ex-boyfriend knowing he was human trash?

At least, unlike you, not every single one of them was trash.

So that makes you better than me?

You're the idiot for dating someone for 7 years and not knowing he was trash.

Given I knew trash right away when I saw it, does that make me the idiot?

By the way, why do you keep shouting?

Please check inside.

Okay. Stop. Okay?

Let's stop this.

I mean, given that Yu Jin is here, I shouldn't have been so harsh.

I'm sorry. Let's stop with this.

- You're the one who started this! - You think you're the MC here?

You're the one who got everyone upset.

Why is everyone like this? Hey!

Every time saying that this boy does this or that boy does that,

you come to me asking for help and closure.

Why are you making a fuss now?

Do you have any idea how draining and exhausting it is for me to provide consultation?

Then, all this time you forced yourself to listen to us even though you didn't want to?

Who asked you to listen to us? And we also listened to your troubles too!

Why do you think you're doing everything?

She's right. Unni, you didn't know you talked a lot did you?

You talk the most out of all of us.

Hey, honey, let's stop this. This isn't like you.

What's like me anyway? Do you know anything about me?

Then again, how could you know anything about me? Your wife is sick in the hospital and all you can think about is your job.

Please check inside.

That's true! You really crossed the line that time. That's not something you should do.

She's right. That really was too much when Unni was sick. Back then, as soon as we got the phone call,

we all ran straight to the hospital.

Who are you to criticize my husband?

- If anyone should criticize my husband it's me. - Hold on now.

Unni, we're on your side right now. Why are you being so sensitive?

Now, now, just... It looks like everyone is getting too heated about this.

Let's stop while we're ahead.

You're still here? Isn't it time for you to suddenly vanish?

Why are you bringing my Yu Jin into this?

Tell your own husband to not disappear suddenly when his wife is sick!

You said he's ghosting you all the time! You said he's vanishing all the time!

Forget it. Forget all of it. Regardless, let's everyone stop it.

- Ji Seong. - What?

Don't pretend you know other people's boyfriends. Just know your own.

You don't even know how old he is.

Don't get stabbed in the back and consider divorce like me. Learn about him properly from the beginning.

Why do you put it that way?

I'm just saying learn about him properly, there's nothing wrong with—

I will take care of that on my own, but why you word it like that? It's upsetting!

Unni's right, you know? You don't even know your boyfriend's age and you're telling me what to do?

- That's good enough - Please just stay still.

I'm right!

Do I need to know everything about him? Why is everyone like this really?

Please check inside.

Turn that d*mn thing off!

It's smoking.

What should I do?

D-Divorce? What are you...

It's all burnt!

Unni, why are you bringing up divorce again? Are you really considering it?

Why shouldn't I?

I'm in support of that divorce. I think you should get to deviate at least once in your life.

- You stay out of it. - You stay out of it.

Why do you keep excluding me?

You always gossip amongst yourselves, so now only you two are allowed to bicker with each other?

- Why am I always alone?! - Yu Jin!

Why won't you pick up the phone, you b*stard?

Yu Jin!

Okay.

Ji Seong, I begged you time and time again for a couple's night out.

But you'd always turn me down because you were too busy.

As soon as you meet that firefighter

and you go and do that?

What can this firefighter do that I can't?

Oh, that's right. That thing?

The fact that I can't rank the 1st on the search trends?

Hey, [Real Time Search Trends: #1. Firefighter Jung Kook Hee / #2. Gorae Fire Station / #3. Handsome firefighter Jung Kook Hee...]

did you have some desire for fame? [Real Time Search Trends: #1. Firefighter Jung Kook Hee / #2. Gorae Fire Station / #3. Handsome firefighter Jung Kook Hee...]

Hey, getting 1st in the search trends...

What's this? It keeps coming on there.

Do you like it that much? [Sunny Cho, Releasing Hot Bod Fireman's Calendar's B Cut. Rank#1 at Search Trends. Who Is This Anime-looking Fireman?]

- It's still up. - I asked you, do you like it?

I'll take my leave first.

Kook Hee. Wait, Kook Hee!

Kook Hee! Kook Hee!

- Ji Seong! - Move! Get out of the way!

Ji Seong!

Kook Hee!

Is having... this kind of life...

a trend now?

Kook Hee!

Kook Hee!

What's wrong?

I'm sorry. I was too startled.

What's the matter?

It's fine. I'm sure things will work out.

What are you talking about?

I'm sorry. I'm leaving first.

Have a safe trip home.

Kook Hee!

What's wrong with him?

[Sunny Cho, Releasing Hot Bod Fireman's Calendar's B Cut. Rank#1 at Search Trends. Who Is This Anime-looking Fireman?]

This doesn't look like it's that big a deal.

Honey, you... were just kidding about divorce, right?

I just don't want kids. I never said I didn't want to live together. How many times do I have to say it?

I guess you didn't read "The Interpretation of Dreams" either.

"There are no mistakes in a person's actions."

"In every word or deed, comes their unconscious thoughts."

Of all the things I've ever said to you, have any of them been in jest?

You should go. I'm going to take a walk.

Hey, Ki Hyun—

[Gam Oh Joong]

What are you doing, Court Lady for food tasting? Do you want to drink with me?

Why do you keep bringing up divorce? Are you really going to divorce him?

Why couldn't I?

- Like Nightingale. Miss Na Gale. - That's not it.

On that occasion, if I could have your number...

This was the hot bod pic I took last weekend.

The dust here.

That's not it. Don't misunderstand. He's not that kind of person.

Forget it! I don't care if they divorce or not!

Then Firefighter Gam wasn't able to go to the firefighter's calendar photoshoot because of Ki Hyun Unni?

Ultimately, I guess you could see it that way.

- What kind... of person is he? - I'm sorry?

He definitely was married once, right?

I thought he was quite friendly with other women.

That's Hyung's privacy, so I can't really talk about it.

I think it's best you stop accessing the program.

Right! Let's think of this as a diet. A diet!

Let's say I didn't see Hwang Ga Eul this morning and pretend this will happen tomorrow.

So... just one final time.

Hi Jango.

Yes? Please speak.

A male in his 30s. Lives in Gorae-dong. Works for the Gorae-dong fire department.

Father to 3 kids.

Gam Oh Joong is someone who really loves his wife.

What's this?

He has a fantastic relationship with his wife!

But why—

He's also obsessed with his friend.

The friend he most frequently contacts...

Jae Min?

[With Jae Min]

This is Kook Hee...

Why is the name... Jae Min?

[Login - ID: jatsuperman - JATNAMU SUP (Nut-Pine Forest)]

[Jatsuperman has logged in as administrator mode]

[Acting Manager S, who recently called off her engagement. Did she trade him out for a]

[hot firefighter she met while working on a government-run project?]

[What is that firefighter's]

[identity?]

[Please Don't Date Him]

♫ I think the time has come ♫

♫ For me to throw it all away ♫

- Your boyfriend is all over the news right now! - I'm sorry?

Do you not even want me to show interest in you?

So what more do you want to know about me?

You can find it without Kook Hee knowing.

That's right! Don't you have Jango God? Can't you ask him to find it for you?

We're not in that kind of relationship.

Don't tell me you're cheating?

- Honey, that's— - It looks like you two have a lot to talk about. I'll give you some space.

Oh, husband. Husband!

Congratulations!

Show us how you proposed!

But when I looked upon his face, my fears disappeared.

Did you investigate me through your computer?

No, that's not it! I just...

I don't know what kind of person you are.

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