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Girl: Go now! Go!

UM... EXCUSE ME.

COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE

FOR A PHONE CALL?

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

SEE, OK, SEE, THIS GUY, LIKE...

ROBBED OUR BUS. TICKETS AND, UM...

YOU KNOW, MY SISTER AND I,

WE'RE... WE'RE TWINS.

NO, WE'RE NOT THE KIND OF TWINS WHO LOOK ALIKE.

WE JUST FINISH EACH OTHER'S...

SENTENCES. THAT WAS COOL.

Both: HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

UM... HI.

COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE?

SHE'S... SHE'S... UPSET.

SEE, YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE OUR MOTHER,

WHO'S IN A COMA.

ANG!

EXCUSE HER. SHE'S HYPOGLYCEMIC.

I'D BETTER...

GET HER SOME CHOCOLATE!

Second girl: SO I STARTED HANGING OUT WITH RAYANNE GRAFF.

JUST... FOR FUN,

JUST 'CAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE IF I DIDN'T,

I WOULD... DIE OR SOMETHING.

THINGS WERE GETTING TO ME...

JUST HOW PEOPLE ARE.

HOW THEY ALWAYS EXPECT YOU TO BE A CERTAIN WAY...

EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND.

SO THEN SHE ADMITS

THAT SHE ONLY JOINED YEARBOOK TO BE NEAR SCOTT,

WHICH IS, LIKE, SO LOW.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST,

I KNOW, IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN YEARBOOK,

THEN SHE SHOULD, LIKE, QUIT.

LIKE, WITH BOYS, HOW THEY HAVE IT SO EASY.

HOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND

YOU DON'T NOTICE THEM...

NOTICING YOU.

LIKE CHEERLEADERS.

CAN'T PEOPLE JUST CHEER ON THEIR OWN?

LIKE... TO THEMSELVES?

SO TYPICAL OF THE WAY SHE IS.

SHE ALWAYS DOES STUFF LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT, LIKE,

TOO EMBARRASSING FOR ME TO KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW?

WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

NOBODY.

SCHOOL IS A BATTLEFIELD...

FOR YOUR HEART.

SO WHEN RAYANNE GRAFF TOLD ME

MY HAIR WAS HOLDING ME BACK, I HAD TO LISTEN.

'CAUSE SHE WASN'T JUST TALKING ABOUT MY HAIR.

SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT... MY LIFE.

SO IT IS YOU.

I HAD MY HAIR DYED.

OH, YOU HAD IT DYED.

I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES.

ANGELA, COME ON!

I'M STARV...

STARVING.

YOU'RE ANGELA'S MOM?

YES...

I AM. THAT'S TRUE.

I LIKE YOUR HOUSE.

THANK YOU.

WHO ARE YOU?

UM, THIS IS RAYANNE AND RICKY.

YOU DYED YOUR HAIR.

OK.

UH, WELL, HERE IS SOME... CHEESE.

AND THERE ARE DRINKS IN THE, UM...

FRIDGE?

UH, THANK YOU.

SO...

OK. I'M LEAVING NOW.

WELL, NOT THE HOUSE, THE...

ROOM.

SHE'S NICE.

NOT REALLY.

SHE TOOK YOUR HAIR REAL CALM.

THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE YOU TWO ARE HERE.

GOOD CHEESE.

I CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO EAT A WELL-BALANCED MEAL

IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER.

IT JUST MEANS TOO MUCH TO HER.

I MEAN, IF YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT, LIKE,

CHEWING, WHAT IT REALLY IS...

HOW PEOPLE JUST DO IT,

LIKE, IN PUBLIC.

WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.

THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

I WOULD NEVER DYE MY HAIR RED.

IT'S NOT RED. IT'S CRIMSON GLOW.

OHH...

WELL, I CAN SEE IT NOW...

SOCIAL WHIRL, WILD PARTIES...

AXL ROSE.

MY DAD THINKS EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD

IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN HIM, WHICH COULD BE TRUE.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?

Woman: NOTHING.

I MEAN, IT'S HER HAIR.

EXACTLY, AND...

WE'LL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO SPOT YOU...

IN A CROWD.

LATELY, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY MOTHER

WITHOUT WANTING TO STAB HER... REPEATEDLY.

HEY!

WHO LEFT ALL THOSE LIGHTS ON DOWN THERE?

OH... I JUST, UH...

OOP, OK.

DANIELLE'S STILL AFRAID OF THE DARK.

SHE LEAVES THE LIGHTS ON.

I DON'T LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON.

WELL, GOOD. OK.

I JUST, UM...

Danielle: I DON'T LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON.

OK! I JUST...

AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK.

MY DAD AND I USED TO BE PRETTY TIGHT.

UM... HOW'S SCHOOL?

UM, I'M STARTING TO LIKE ANNE FRANK.

UH-HUH. IS SHE A SOPHOMORE, TOO?

NO. SHE'S DEAD.

OH, RIGHT.

ANNE FRANK, DAD!

OH, RIGHT! RIGHT!

UM, I MEANT... I MEAN...

OK.

UM...

DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.

THE SAD TRUTH IS...

MY BREASTS HAVE COME BETWEEN US.

TELL HER NOT TO WALK AROUND IN A TOWEL, OK?

YOU CAN TELL HER.

NO, I CAN'T.

IF I COULD TELL HER, I WOULD TELL HER.

YOU TELL HER.

OR... OR GET HER A BIGGER TOWEL.

GOD, CHELSEA CLINTON. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?

NO FREEDOM, NO PRIVACY,

CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE...

SECRET SERVICE MEN...

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

PATTY...

IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE.

I KNOW.

I MEAN, SHE COULD BE CUTTING CLASS, DOING DRUGS...

HAVING SEX...

LIKE WE DID.

I NEVER CUT CLASS,

AND YOU NEVER HAD SEX IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHY SHE DID IT.

SHE DID IT TO GET ME TO REACT.

MAYBE SHE JUST DID IT TO DO IT...

NO, NO. SHE DID IT TO GET A REACTION.

THEN DON'T REACT! I'M NOT.

I WON'T.

IT'S JUST...

SO HARD TO LOOK AT HER.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A STRANGER.

I'M IN LOVE.

HIS NAME IS JORDAN CATALANO.

HE WAS LEFT BACK...

TWICE.

ONCE I ALMOST TOUCHED HIS SHOULDER

IN THE MIDDLE OF A POP QUIZ.

HE'S ALWAYS...

CLOSING HIS EYES.

LIKE IT HURTS TO LOOK AT THINGS.

ANGELA, GET IN HERE A SEC.

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM?

WHO?

WHO?

JORDAN!

CATALANO?

GOD! I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE.

JUST ADMIT IT.

I JUST LIKE HOW HE'S ALWAYS LEANING

AGAINST STUFF.

HE LEANS GREAT.

WELL, EITHER SEX OR A CONVERSATION...

IDEALLY BOTH.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO COME TO TINO'S TOMORROW NIGHT.

ANGELA, JORDAN CATA...

SHH!

Jordan Catalano's gonna be there.

Shh!

RAYANNE ALWAYS KNOWS WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO YOUR HAIR...

WITHOUT TELLING ME!

Woman: TAKE YOUR SEATS PLEASE! COME ON! COME ON!

PLEASE, JUST...

LOOK, PEOPLE, IF WE CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS,

THE YEARBOOK WON'T HAVE A THEME.

I DON'T REALLY CARE. IT'S YOUR YEARBOOK, NOT MINE.

NOW... OK, I'M GOING TO READ THE THEMES.

NOW RAISE YOUR HANDS TO VOTE. WE HAVE GRADUATION...

MY PARENTS KEEP ASKING HOW SCHOOL WAS.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING...

HOW WAS THAT DRIVE-BY SHOOTING?

YOU DON'T CARE HOW IT WAS.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET OUT ALIVE.

APPLE... FRUIT OF KNOWLEDGE...

YEAR 2000.

WHO DIDN'T VOTE?

ME.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I DON'T WANT TO BE ON YEARBOOK.

SORRY.

DO YOU MIND TELLING US WHY NOT?

NO.

I MEAN, YEAH.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY.

Woman: ANGELA, SHARON IS HERE!

Man: DON'T THEY FEED YOU?

Danielle: THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY WAFFLE.

SHARON, NO, DON'T EAT THE CRUST.

I WAS EATING THAT!

Danielle: IT'S GOT, LIKE, THESE LITTLE BUMPS ON IT.

I LEFT MY ANNE FRANK HERE.

IF I FIND MONEY, CAN I KEEP IT?

Woman: OH, THIS ROOM IS A DISASTER!

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE QUITTING.

Woman: WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU QUITTING?

WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED YEARBOOK.

Danielle: I FOUND IT!

WELL, DON'T THANK ME OR ANYTHING.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

AND WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME?

LISTEN TO ME.

"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED YEARBOOK."

YOUR ROOM IS A DISASTER.

DO YOU THINK I EVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD SOUND LIKE THIS?

ANGELA!

I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP!

SO, RICKY,

ANGELA'S IN LOVE WITH JORDAN CATALANO.

WE HAVE TO HELP HER.

RAYANNE!

COME ON! I CAN TELL RICKY.

YOU GOT TO COME TO TINO'S TONIGHT.

HE'LL BE THERE.

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME!

AM I MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF?

I DON'T KNOW.

RICKY, GIVE US THE MALE PERSPECTIVE.

DON'T YOU LOVE HOW HE LEANS?

SEE, I DON'T GET OBSESSED WITH THEM,

SO I DON'T HAVE THESE PROBLEMS.

OH, GOD! THAT'S THE SECOND BELL.

I MAY AS WELL GO TO BIO...

SINCE I'M NOT ALL THAT BUSY.

AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF PLASMA?

THE PURPOSE OF PLASMA IS TO...

WHAT?

WHY DO WE NEED PLASMA?

BRIAN?

BECAUSE THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS FAILED.

AND WHY DID THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS FAIL?

BRIAN?

BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN IN THE FIRST PERSON?

EXACTLY. THANK YOU.

DOES SHE SAY SHE WAS FORCED TO GO INTO HIDING?

SOMEBODY ELSE BESIDES BRIAN.

BRIAN?

NO.

NO.

SHE SAYS I.

"I WAS FORCED TO GO INTO HIDING."

IT'S CALLED THE FIRST PERSON, OK?

THIS WILL BE ON THE QUIZ.

SO HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE ANNE FRANK?

LUCKY.

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, ANGELA?

HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU MAKE A STATEMENT LIKE THAT, HMM?

ANNE FRANK PERISHED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP.

ANNE FRANK IS A... TRAGIC FIGURE.

HOW COULD ANNE FRANK BE LUCKY?

I DON'T KNOW.

BECAUSE SHE WAS...

TRAPPED IN AN ATTIC FOR THREE YEARS

WITH THIS GUY SHE REALLY LIKED?

EXCUSE MY EATING,

BUT WITH ALL THESE CUTBACKS,

I DON'T REALLY GET A LUNCH BREAK ON THURSDAYS.

SIT DOWN, ANGELA.

SEEING A TEACHER'S ACTUAL LUNCH...

IS, LIKE, SO DEPRESSING.

NOT TO MENTION HER BRA STRAP.

SO...

YOU QUIT YEARBOOK, HMM?

NO EXPLANATION?

YOUR APPEARANCE HAS ALTERED.

I'M REALLY CONCERNED

YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.

IS THERE A PROBLEM AT HOME?

IT JUST SEEMS LIKE...

YOU AGREE TO HAVE A CERTAIN PERSONALITY

OR SOMETHING...

FOR NO REASON.

JUST TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR EVERYONE.

BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S EVEN YOU?

A-AND, I MEAN,

THIS WHOLE THING WITH YEARBOOK,

IT'S LIKE, EVERYBODY'S IN THIS BIG HURRY

TO MAKE THIS BOOK

TO SUPPOSEDLY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, BUT IT'S...

IT'S NOT EVEN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

BECAUSE IF YOU MADE A BOOK OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED,

IT'D BE A REALLY UPSETTING BOOK.

YOU KNOW, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.

MY DAD SELLS PRINTING.

IT WAS IN MY MOM'S FAMILY.

MY DAD WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO DO IT FOR A WHILE.

THEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO CHEF'S SCHOOL,

BUT HE NEVER DID.

I'M NOT SURE WHY.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY CALL

CHILI CON CARNE AT SCHOOL.

FIRST OF ALL, IT'S JUST BEANS.

WELL, IT'S NOT CHILI CON CARNE.

I KNOW.

CON CARNE... WITH MEAT.

I KNOW.

I THINK THE LACK OF MEAT IS DESTROYING AMERICA.

MY MOM TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS.

SHE'S KIND OF MY DAD'S BOSS NOW,

WHICH I GUESS HE TRIES NOT TO THINK ABOUT.

MOM WON'T BE HOME TILL LATE.

YOU KNOW...

I THINK YOU GIVE HER TOO HARD A TIME

SOMETIMES.

SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY.

SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY.

NO.

THAT'S YOU.

MY POINT...

I MEAN...

THINK OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES...

FOR YOU.

OUT OF NOWHERE, SHE'LL GET IN THIS MOOD...

AND HER LIPS WILL GET ALL TIGHT.

IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUS

THAT'S SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.

YEAH.

BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT THE REAL HER.

JUST TRY TO BE NICER TO HER.

ONCE IN A WHILE.

AS AN EXPERIMENT.

OK?

OK.

DAD, THERE'S THIS THING TONIGHT

AT A FRIEND OF RAYANNE'S HOUSE,

LIKE, THIS...

REHEARSAL?

UM, FOR THIS PLAY THAT WE MIGHT ALL DO AS...

EXTRA CREDIT. AND I KNOW MOM SAYS

NO GOING OUT ON SCHOOL NIGHTS,

BUT THIS IS, LIKE, PART OF SCHOOL,

AND I WON'T BE HOME LATE,

AND I... JUST REALLY WANT TO GO.

♪ WELL, I'VE BEEN LIVIN' IN THE CITY ♪

♪ WHERE THE DAYS ARE CHILLY ♪

♪ AND THE NIGHTS CAN BE SO LONG ♪

♪ SO NOW I GOTTA BREAK AWAY FROM MY SAME OLD EVERYDAY ♪

♪ I'M HEADED BACK WHERE I BELONG ♪

♪ IT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO ♪

♪ GOTTA TELL 'EM ALL TO STICK IT ♪

♪ WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT TO THE COUNTRY ♪

♪ WHOA, WHOA, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA GET OUT OF THE CITY ♪

♪ HAH! ♪

♪ NOW I'M LIVIN' IN THE CITY WHERE THE SCENERY IS PRETTY ♪

♪ AS THE GRASS AND TREES CAN BE ♪

♪ SO NOW I GOTTA EASE MY MIND ♪

♪ TO WHERE THE SUN IS ALWAYS SHININ' ♪

♪ GONNA SEE WHAT I CAN SEE ♪

♪ IT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO... ♪

WHOA!

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT ♪

♪ TO THE COUNTRY ♪

♪ WHOA, WHOA, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT OF THE CITY ♪

♪ YEAH, HEY, HEY, YEAH... ♪

♪ DON'T GOT NO WORRIES ♪

♪ I AIN'T IN NO HURRY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT TO THE COUNTRY ♪

♪ WHOA, YEAH... ♪

♪ I CAN'T SEE THIS LIVIN', I CAN'T BREATHE THE AIR... ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT TO THE COUNTRY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOTTA GET OUT OF THE CITY ♪

♪ ONE MORE TIME... ♪

THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A FRIDAY.

IT'S THURSDAY.

OH.

ARE YOU SURE?

WELL, YESTERDAY WAS WEDNESDAY, SO...

OH...

RIGHT.

SO THAT'S HOW I KNOW.

JORDAN, THIS BITES. LET'S GO OVER TO GRUNDY'S.

COME ON.

THE POINT IS...

NO, I KNOW WHAT THE POINT IS!

NO. THE POINT IS... UGH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

I KNOW.

WE NEED A NEW CONVERSATION.

THE POINT IS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED HER...

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE MEAN ONE?

WHY CAN'T YOU BE THE MEAN ONE

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

I CAN BE!

BUT YOU NEVER ARE!

LOOK, I...

I'M CALM, OK?

BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP LETTING...

I MEAN, YOU KNOW SHE LOVES YOU MORE...

SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME MORE!

SHE DOES! COME ON. SHE LOVES YOU MORE.

I ACCEPT THAT,

BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE TO...

I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.

I'M ACTUALLY...

I'M NOT... EVEN THAT UPSET.

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

PATTY... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

DIDN'T YOU EXPLAIN IT TO HER?

EXCUSE ME. YOU EXPLAIN TO H...

THIS ISN'T HER FAULT.

OF COURSE IT'S HER FAULT.

SHE SNOWED YOU.

I TOLD YOU SHE...

SHUT UP! WHAT DID I DO?

I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.

OK. WE'LL JUST FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

COULD WE JUST FIND OUT WHAT...

HOW DO YOU EXPECT HER TO HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME?

I RESPECT YOU. GOD!

NOTHING HAPPENED.

I FELL IN SOME MUD.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL...

GO TO BED.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

SO THERE'S THIS RAVE TONIGHT, OK,

AT THAT CLUB LET'S BOLT.

TINO CAN GET US IN.

GUARANTEED...

JORDAN CATALANO WILL BE THERE.

RAYANNE.

WHAT? IT'S PERFECT.

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK

OF ANYTHING TO SAY TO HIM

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN HEAR ANYBODY.

I THINK LARD'S MY FAVORITE FOOD GROUP.

THE CAFETERIA IS

THE EMBARRASSMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

IT'S LIKE A PRISON MOVIE.

SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

TO WEAR TO A PLACE LIKE THAT.

I'LL LEND YOU SOMETHING. YOU HAVE TO LOOK TOUGH.

SOMEBODY ONCE SET FIRE TO MY HAIR AT LET'S BOLT.

WAIT. SO WHAT'S FAT-FREE?

WHEN SOMETHING'S, LIKE, FREE... OF FAT.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FAT-FREE

AND, LIKE, NONFAT?

GOOD QUESTION.

I'D HAVE TO THINK OF A LIE.

SIMPLE. YOU'RE STAYING OVER AT MY PLACE

AND IT'S A PERFECT LIE, BECAUSE...

YOU CAN STAY OVER. MY MOM WON'T EVEN BE THERE.

WELL, I GOT TO GO FIND TINO.

THINK ABOUT IT.

UM...

IS THERE ANY SOAP IN THERE?

THERE'S NEVER SOAP.

HI.

UM... SO I...

I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU.

WHAT?

THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ABOVE EVERYONE

AND THAT, UM...

AND RAYANNE GRAFF IS LIKE GOD TO YOU NOW

AND YOU JUST DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS.

AND BY THE WAY, SHE'S JUST USING YOU

LIKE SHE DID WITH JODIE BARSH.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

WHAT DID SHE DO TO JODIE BARSH?

OH, PLEASE. IT'S, LIKE, SO KNOWN.

SO, UM... SO TELL ME WHAT I DID, ANGELA.

I MEAN, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW.

NOTHING. IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU...

SO YOU JUST DROP YOUR OLDEST FRIEND

FOR NO REASON?

I MEAN... I MEAN, JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID.

I CAN'T.

IT'S NOT LIKE ONE THING.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

OK, GREAT. SO JUST NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.

REAL MATURE, ANGELA.

NO, I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU. I NEVER WANT...

NO, FORGET IT!

GOD.

YOUR HAIR.

DID PATTY, LIKE, HEMORRHAGE

THE FIRST TIME SHE SAW IT?

IN A SENSE.

WELL, I HAVE TO SAY...

I HATE IT.

HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL GO ICE SKATING.

I MEAN IT.

ALL OF US... ICE SKATING, HOT CHOCOLATE,

SPRAINED ANKLES.

I'M IN THE MOOD.

WELL, THERE'S THIS MOVIE ON TONIGHT

I REALLY WANT TO WATCH.

IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL

WHO DOES OBSCENE PHONE CALLS.

IT'S, LIKE, HER JOB.

REALLY?

I TOLD NEIL THAT I WOULD SHOOT POOL WITH HIM TONIGHT.

YOU'RE SEEING YOUR BROTHER

TWICE IN ONE WEEK?

HE BROKE UP WITH HER AGAIN. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.

AND THEN SOMEBODY, LIKE,

TRIES TO KILL HER, LIKE, OVER THE PHONE.

WELL, I GUESS

IT'S JUST US GIRLS TONIGHT, WHICH...

SO I'M GROUNDED

JUST BECAUSE OF LAST NIGHT?

I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE GROUNDED.

WHAT I SAID... SO...

MOM, I'M ALLOWED TO, RIGHT?

'CAUSE RAYANNE INVITED ME

TO SLEEP OVER HER HOUSE TONIGHT.

I AM ALLOWED TO WATCH THAT, RIGHT?

THAT GIRL FROM THE OTHER DAY?

THAT RUDE GIRL?

SHE WASN'T RUDE.

SHE FINISHED MY CHEESE.

I HAD THIS BRAND-NEW BRICK OF CHEESE.

SHE DEVOURED IT. DAD!

I'M ALLOWED TO.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE MET THIS RAYANNE

EXACTLY ONCE. I DO NOT KNOW HER.

I DO NOT KNOW HER PARENTS.

WHAT, YOU NEVER SPENT A NIGHT

AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE?

MY PARENTS KNEW MY FRIENDS.

Danielle: MOM, RIGHT?

YES, YOU MAY WATCH THE MOVIE.

MOM, YOU OFFERED HER CHEESE.

ALL 900?

THEY KNEW ALL 900 OF YOUR FRIENDS

PERSONALLY.

OK, WE'VE ALL HEARD THIS BEFORE.

MY PARENTS WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL,

BUT THEY NEVER KNEW EACH OTHER...

THEN.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAD TO CHANGE

THE DATE OF THE PROM BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER

WAS GETTING HER APPENDIX OUT.

I NEVER ASKED THEM TO CHANGE THE DATE.

MEANWHILE,

I COULDN'T GET A GIRL TO LOOK AT ME.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DRIVE ME,

BECAUSE RICKY'S COUSIN SAID HE WOULD.

OH, RICKY'S COUSIN!

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

THAT EASES MY MIND.

ANGELA.

PATTY.

PATTY.

WE HAVEN'T MET THIS RICKY.

STOP CALLING HIM THIS RICKY.

I DID PARALLEL BARS TODAY.

MRS. SITTE SAID MY DISMOUNT WAS PERFECT.

I FIND RICKY A LITTLE CONFUSING.

OK. SO MAYBE HE'S BI. WHO CARES?

HIS COUSIN CAN STILL DRIVE.

WHAT? HE IS WHAT?

DO YOU HEAR THESE TERMS SHE'S THROWING AROUND?

BI?

IT MEANS BISEXUAL.

HE'S BISEXUAL?

HOW CAN HE BE BI ANYTHING?

HE'S A CHILD.

HE'S OBVIOUSLY VERY CONFUSED.

NO. HE'S NOT CONFUSED.

HE WEARS EYELINER.

HE DOES? HE WEARS EYELINER?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE.

I'M NOT ON ANY SIDE.

GRAHAM, GROW UP. CHOOSE A SIDE.

IS THIS GIRL'S MOTHER GOING TO BE THERE?

NO.

NO, RAYANNE LIVES BY HER WITS IN AN ALLEY.

YES, OBVIOUSLY!

I MEAN, SHE'S HER MOTHER.

THEY LIVE IN THE SAME PLACE.

OBVIOUSLY HER MOTHER'S GOING TO BE THERE.

DAD. DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY HEADSTAND?

FINE. GO. SPEND THE NIGHT

AT SOME TOTAL STRANGER'S HOUSE.

I DON'T CARE.

YEAH, LIKE YOU REALLY MEAN THAT.

NO, GO. AND YOU, GO SHOOT POOL WITH YOUR BROTHER

OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU'RE GOING.

OH, SURE. SO YOU CAN HAVE IT

AS A GRUDGE AND NEVER FORGIVE ME.

AHH! DAD, ARE YOU LOOKING?

DAD, ARE YOU LOOKING?

HEY, CHASE.

GET OUT OF HERE, KRAKOW.

UM...

YOU'RE BREAKING, LIKE, 14 DIFFERENT LAWS.

YOU LOOKED BETTER BEFORE.

LIKE, I'M DEVASTATED.

LIKE, I AM.

OH, LOOK AT ME. I'M WAY COOL.

I'M OFF WITH MY WAY COOL FRIENDS

TO SNIFF FLOOR WAX.

THAT'S RIGHT. COVER THAT ZIT.

WANT ME TO DO YOURS?

OH, THAT HURT!

WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CATALANO?

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A WHADDAYACALLIT...

I'M GOING TO LET'S BOLT.

EXHIBITIONIST.

LIKE THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO LET YOU

INTO LET'S BOLT.

AW, QUIT IT!

YOU'RE NOT STUPID. DON'T ACT LIKE IT.

IT'S A STUPID ACT.

EVERYBODY'S AN ACT...

INCLUDING YOU.

SO HAVE A REALLY AMAZING NIGHT, OK?

I'M GOING TO THROW UP NOW.

HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.

HA. MY CLUELESS NEIGHBOR.

YOU LOOK SO TOUGH.

THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE AMAZING NIGHT.

WHERE IS TINO?

HE'LL BE HERE, OK?

HAVEN'T YOU EVER WAITED FOR ANYTHING?

YEAH. FOR MY LIFE TO START.

I MEAN, TINO'S COMING. IT'S WAY EARLY.

COME ON, NOBODY'S HERE YET!

LOOK HOW THIN YOURS ARE.

TINO, WHERE ARE YOU?

BUT YOURS ARE REALLY LITTLE.

BUT THEY'RE FAT.

THEY'RE, LIKE, FATTER.

RICKY, WHO HAS CUTER FEET?

ME.

LET'S TRADE SHOES.

IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO IT, OK,

WHAT WOULD YOU WANT THE OTHER PERSON TO SAY,

LIKE, RIGHT BEFORE?

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

NO. SERIOUSLY.

DON'T I KNOW YOU?

NO. FOR REAL. LIKE...

LIKE ROMANTIC.

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL...

IT HURTS TO LOOK AT YOU.

IT HURTS TO LOOK AT YOU?

HOW'D YOU THINK OF THAT?

WELL...

WHERE WOULD IT HURT?

I REALLY LIKE THAT.

WELL, I'M GOING TO TELL JORDAN.

RAYANNE!

JORDAN!

JORDAN! OH, MY GOD. TELL JORDAN.

JORDAN!

JORDAN!

JORDAN.

OH!

HEY.

UH...

COULD YOU GET US IN?

OUR FRIEND'S IN THERE. HE'S GOT MY KEYS.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

SO WHAT, THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU IN?

HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE?

DO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

IF THEY'RE REALLY YOUNG,

IS THAT, LIKE, KIDNAPPING OR SOMETHING?

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE. NO. NOT THREE.

JUST YOU AND YOU.

WELL, I'M NOT LEAVING RICKY HERE.

RICKY DON'T MIND.

I DON'T MIND.

YOU.

COME HERE. I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WELL, ASK ME FROM THERE.

I WANT TO ASK YOU OVER HERE.

RELAX. COME ON. TOO YOUNG.

I DON'T TAKE ORDERS,

AND I'M NOT STUPID.

BUT YOU CAME WHEN I CALLED, DIDN'T YOU?

SOMETHING WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING...

BUT IT WAS TOO ACTUAL.

SO WHERE WE GOING?

COME ON. THAT'S ENOUGH.

COME ON! WAIT...

LET GO OF HER!

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO!

HEY, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OK?

OH, MAN, YOU'RE DEAD!

NO. FORGET IT!

FORGET IT!

COME ON, FORGET IT!

SHE WON'T REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.

SHE BLACKS OUT WHEN SHE DRINKS.

HEY!

LET'S JUST GO.

I GOT TO GO.

DO YOU KNOW THESE GIRLS?

♪ MR. POLICE-MAN ♪

UH-HUH.

OH, PERFECT! 'CAUSE WE NEED A RIDE.

RELAX. I'M NOT ARRESTING YOU.

COULD YOU DO THE SIREN?

WATCH YOUR HEAD.

PLEASE? PLEASE?

OH, MY GOD, ANGELA!

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

HEY, I KNOW THAT GIRL.

OH, MY GOD!

ANGELA?

I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING BACK THERE,

YOU KNOW.

OK.

I'LL ALWAYS...

WATCH OUT FOR YOU.

OK. I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU,

SO...

DON'T WORRY, OK?

I WON'T.

AND, YOU KNOW,

WITH YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT,

IT HURTS TO LOOK AT YOU.

Policeman: COME ON.

AT RAYANNE'S HOUSE,

NO ONE WAS HOME.

WELL...

I NEVER READ THE BOOK.

OH, THE BOOK IS REALLY...

SEE, IT'S THIS DIARY OF HER LIFE.

SEE, THESE NAZIS WERE GOING TO KILL HER,

SO... WHATEVER SHE'D BEEN LIKE WITH HER FRIENDS

OR HER TEACHERS, THAT WAS JUST OVER.

SHE WAS HIDING.

BUT...

IN THIS OTHER WAY, SHE WASN'T.

SHE, LIKE, STOPPED HIDING.

SHE WAS FREE.

DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.

YOU GOT THAT?

COULD YOU PLEASE NOT COME TO MY DOOR?

HEY, YOU.

YOU A FRIEND OF HERS?

YEAH.

THEN ACT LIKE IT.

WATCH OUT FOR HER.

SO...

WHAT HAPPENED?

RIGHT. LIKE YOU NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

CHASE.

THESE GUYS STARTED HITTING ON US.

WHAT, LIKE... SEXUAL HARASSMENT?

LIKE GUYS.

SO THEY PICKED A THEME FOR YEARBOOK.

WHO TOLD YOU I LIKED JORDAN CATALANO?

NOBODY.

S-SO DO YOU?

ANGELA...

♪ THE DAY IS LONG ♪

♪ AND THE NIGHT ♪

♪ NIGHT IS YOURS TILL DAWN... ♪

THESE AREN'T MY SHOES.

♪ IF YOU'RE SURE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH... ♪

IT'S THE YEAR 2000.

THAT'S THE THEME...

JUST WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE.

ANGELA...

I GOT TO GO.

OK.

♪ 'CAUSE EVERYBODY CRIES... ♪

THAT'S A PATHETIC THEME.

I KNOW.

♪ EVERYBODY HURTS ♪

♪ SOMETIMES ♪

♪ SOMETIMES EVERYTHING IS WRONG ♪

♪ NOW IT'S TIME TO SING ALONG ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR DAY IS NIGHT ♪

♪ HOLD ON ♪

♪ HOLD ON ♪

♪ IF YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING GO ♪

♪ HOLD ON ♪

♪ IF YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ♪

♪ TOO MUCH ♪

♪ OF THIS LIFE ♪

♪ HANG ON ♪

♪ 'CAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS ♪

♪ TAKE COMFORT IN YOUR FRIENDS ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HURTS... ♪

HI.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SPENDING THE NIGHT?

WELL, DID YOU AT LEAST HAVE FUN?

SORT OF.

HOW'D YOU GET HOME?

RAYANNE'S MOM.

MY MOTHER'S ADOPTED.

FOR A WHILE, SHE WAS LOOKING FOR HER REAL PARENTS.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR.

I'M REALLY SORRY...

ABOUT MY HAIR AND EVERYTHING.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. IT'LL GROW OUT.

IT ACTUALLY LOOKS...

NOT THAT BAD...

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.

I FELL ASLEEP RIGHT THERE.

I MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY TIRED.

HI.

HI.

OUT ON BAIL?

UH... YEAH.

SO HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

IT SUCKED.

GOT TO GO.

Girl: RAYANNE, YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!

OH, PLEASE. ASK RICKY. IT WAS WICKED!

IT WAS... OH, HEY, GIRLFRIEND.

HEY, ANGELA.

ASK ANGELA. SHE WAS THERE.

WE HUNG OUT, AND THESE GUYS...

THEY TRIED TO PICK THEM UP.

IT WAS TOTALLY WICKED. AM I RIGHT?

AND THE COPS CAME.

I'M TELLING YOU. WE HAD A TIME.

DIDN'T WE? DIDN'T WE HAVE A TIME?

WE DID.

WE HAD A TIME.

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♪ AND DANCE ♪

♪ BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON ♪

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