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The first day your smiling face appeared in the window

My day became unexpectedly brighter

A fragment of a rainbow wrapped itself around me

Rain or sun, you’ve been by my side all of these years

Looking back, my heart has been filled with warmth

Even if the lights begin to dim, I’ll willingly wait for you

The shooting stars lighting up the night are like my promise

I’ll learn to be brave

Flying meteors, take me flying

I’m willing to cross your world

Make each and every one of your wishes perfect

Flying meteors, all so beautiful

The radiant twinkling of the universe is the convergence of our love

Flying meteors, take me flying

(Flying meteors) Flying meteors, take me flying

Flying meteors, take me flying

(Take me flying) Flying meteors, take me flying

Flying meteors, take me flying

Having you by my side in this meteor shower is life’s most beautiful adornment

Episode 1 Subtitled by 粉絲字幕~Fensi Subs~

*Da Ye - literally paternal uncle, also a respectful address for an elderly man Zhou-daye.

*Da Ye - literally paternal uncle, also a respectful address for an elderly man

Do you have my letter today?

I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.

I have good news and bad news.

Cut the crap. The good news?

The good news is, for now

the mail hasn’t been delivered to the house.

The bad news is

the admission notice

was sent to the hospital.

What!?

Student: Murong Yunhai Letter of Adm You have been accepted to Alistun Professional Business School

Student: Chu Yuxun Letter of Admission You have been accepted to Alistun Professional Business School

Student: Chu Yuxun

I got in! I got in!

Ah! I got in! I got in!

Ah!

Mom, I got in!

I got in!

Mom, I got into Alistun College!

I got in! Got in!

Don’t be like this.

If you’re like this...

If you’re like this other people wanna cry, too.

All these years

when have you ever seen me cry?

I’ve always been very strong.

*Xiaohai = a nickname for Yunhai Xiaohai, don’t be like this.

*Xiaohai = a nickname for Yunhai

Yunhai said

if I laid here for three minutes

you’d cry!

Watch out.

If you’re here one more second, I’ll make you cry!

Get out!

I didn’t want to.

Yunhai made me do it.

I didn’t want to.

Chief Shen.

I... I’ve made another mistake.

X-Xiao... Xiaohai, he’s...

e-escaped again.

Hey!

Drive.

Where to?

Wherever.

Wherever... where’s wherever?

This place.

Yes, sir. Here we go.

Mister, hurry up.

Go faster.

Go to that side. Faster, faster.

Young man, we’re already going fast.

Do what I tell you.

Like this, the gear.

Give it gas, this side.

Pass him, pass him on this side.

Fifth gear, fifth gear.

Pass him on the right.

That’s right.

Young man, you know your stuff.

Of course I do.

I’m a professional race car driver.

Look at that, a professional.

This was a complete accident!

Don’t slow down. Accelerate, accelerate.

Pass, pass.

Mister, take the detour.

Yes, sir.

I’ve finally gotten into Alistun!

Yay!

I’ve finally gotten in!

I’ve passed the test!

I’ve gotten into Alistun!

The brakes! Veer left! I’ve gotten into Alistun!

The brakes! Veer left!

Don’t touch my steering wheel.

-Left, left! -Let go!

-Let go! -Right, right, right, the right.

Don’t touch the steering wheel!

-The right! -You’re crazy, let go!

What’d we hit?

Anybody?

Wow. Was it a ghost?

You’re about to see a ghost.

You alright?

How can I be okay?

Your car ran me over. Not to mention...

I could’ve been injured!

What kinda argument is that?

It was obviously you who was wobbling around.

You do know not to drink and drive, right?

Are you sure you’re not drunk?

Understand now, the victim here is me.

The most important thing is

you’ve completely ruined my good mood!

I’m also in a bad mood.

Look. My car’s damaged.

Professional race car driver, huh?

How much? I’ll pay for it.

You’re rich, that’s great.

How much can you pay for my bad mood?

Rich, wonderful.

*Approximately 80 USD Pay for my car, ￥500*.

Both of you shut up!

Approximately $160. Here, 1000 Yuan*.

Keep your mouth shut.

Here, your share.

What I want isn’t money

it’s justice.

I’m in a really bad mood.

I don’t have time to fight with you.

I’m not done talking!

You can’t hail a cab up there!

It’s because you’re a disabled person.

I don’t care about you.

It’s because you’re brain damaged.

I don’t care about you either.

Get off!

Who’s brain damaged?

I helped you out and I’m still brain damaged?

Hey.

We’re not there yet.

It’s just up there.

God help me, I don’t ever want to see you again!

Very suitable.

Add on a big rear dome light

and it’s gotta have Xiangyun.

Then it’ll be perfect.

It was made for me.

Very suitable!

Mr. Yunhai, you’re here.

Yeah.

This is the car I’ve been waiting for.

Hurry up and help me pay for it.

My apologies.

This car...

this car has been purchased.

This is the one I want.

Who dares take it from me? Who is it?

You don’t say. She’s truly bold.

Chief Shen has been waiting patiently for you.

Mom.

I know.

You slipped out of the hospital to buy a car.

Are cars your whole life?

Do you realize that you’re on the verge of getting yourself killed?

Chief Shen, incredible foresight.

Mom.

Give me some freedom, alright?

Allow me to consider, alright?

Look at your leg.

The joyride nearly killed you

yet you still dare to drive.

Mom.

The doctor said that my leg’s healing quickly.

Watch.

Not only can I walk, I can run, too.

Xiaohai.

Fooling around.

Listen up.

If you can run, then run back to the hospital for me!

Give me your license.

But why?

Is this the Alistun of my dreams?

The graceful environment, the air of the buildings...

The pronounced atmosphere of learning.

All composed into a pretty uniform.

Am I dreaming right now?

It’s even more beautiful than I imagined.

I’m so happy!

Get out of the way!

Out of the way, out of the way!

This angle’s good!

Classmate.

Classmate.

Classmate.

I’d like to ask you...

Look out!

Di-di-di... didn’t hit.

Where’d this shoe come from?

I-it was her.

Not me.

Oh, made in Italy.

This shoe was made in Italy.

I asked where this shoe thrown from.

It just about hit someone.

Incoming!

-She must be new. She dares stop the shoe.

D-d-don’t get involved.

It’s her, it’s her.

Are you crazy in the head?

You wanna let someone hit you?

I wore the same shoes as them.

You offended them?

Q-q-q-quickly, go. Let’s go.

I really... M-m-m...

My shoes, my shoes...

She... don’t get involved... I...

Quickly, go.

You mustn’t let them see you being so nosy.

When you say “them,” who are you referring to?

Them.

I want to see.

What thing was bold enough to interfere.

God, I’m so happy.

This is my first time seeing the legendary three handsome boys since school began.

I-I-I didn’t dodge. She pushed me.

Next time, don’t let me see you wearing the same shoes as me.

Otherwise I’ll mess up your pig feet.

Next time

have another pair of shoes in your schoolbag

so that you don’t give yourself trouble.

You hear me?

I hear you.

Don't get involved, bitch.

Wow, his eyes look very familiar.

Where have I seen those eyes before?

Don’t make a point of offending them from now on.

Only bad things will happen.

But you’re really brave.

Let’s become friends.

I’m Xu Lili.

I’m in the financial system, international trade, class 8-2.

I’m in that class, too!

Really!?

I’m Chu Yuxun.

Xiaojie - literally, "miss" or "young lady" Xiaojie.

Xiaojie - literally, "miss" or "young lady"

Xiaohai, your sister’s here.

I heard that the Murong’s spoiled son failed to escape from prison.

Congratulations.

Are you my sister or not?

That you can smile at this...

Here, the newest racing video game.

Your sister still treats you well, right?

I don’t want it anymore.

Give me that beyond-perfect sports car that the old lady confiscated.

*Jie - "older sister." Usually pronounced Jiejie. Jie.

*Jie - "older sister." Usually pronounced Jiejie.

If not then help me plead to mom for it. *Jie - "older sister." Usually pronounced Jiejie.

If not then help me plead to mom for it.

Or plead for her to let me go back to Australia.

So that I won’t have to go to school here.

I advise you to give up on these feelings.

The next time, if you really become a cripple

what’ll Mom and Dad do then?

Wake up, face the music of a race car driver’s profession,

and shut your jinxing mouth.

I realized earlier today

how much I regret it.

If, when I was on that curvy road,

I had just slightly let up on the gas,

this wouldn’t have happened!

Be more careful.

The old lady wouldn’t have known, I wouldn’t have had to come back, and I wouldn’t have had to go to school, right!?

You can’t pursue childish dreams.

I’m confident enough to bet, you in?

If it so happens that Mom and Dad allow you to become a professional race car driver,

punish me in this life so I don’t get married.

Of course you won’t get married.

What’d you say? Little punk.

What’d you do that for?

Tempting fate...

You think no one’s chasing after your dear sister.

Next time I’ll bring him by so you can see.

Really?

Who’s the blind idiot who fell in love with you?

“Idiot”?

Nonsense.

I’m warning you.

If you dare snitch this to Mom...

You hear me?

If you could see the look on your face.

I have bad news and good news.

Which do you want to hear first?

Why’re you doing this, too?

The good news is

Mom’s already agreed to give that car to you.

Really!?

But the bad news is

you can’t touch it before you

graduate from Alistun.

Xiaohai, your new car’s here!

You can still shift gears!

I’m exhausted.

Let’s head back.

Okay.

Ye Shuo!

Yuxun, let’s swim a little longer.

Why do the girls at this school

when seeing these three

lose their minds?

Clear out!

When I count to three,

we jump together.

Agreed?

-Okay. Count. -How about it?

Get ready!

Three!

Tsk, shameless.

C’mon.

Why are those three so tyrannical at this school?

This is a publicly-known secret.

Because they, through any means possible, want to make the school expel them.

Thus, they always have a very terrible appearance

and always want to stir up trouble.

That’s really strange.

Everybody, by any means possible, wants to come to this school.

Why do they want to be expelled?

Because their families forced them to come to this school.

Their families...

why’d they force them to come here?

Because this is the leading college for business administration.

Their families want them to take over the family business in the future

and become top-notch entrepreneurs.

And that’s not a good thing?

They don’t like it.

Why not?

You spout out ten thousand “whys” so quickly.

Are you from Mars?

I...

I think,

in the entire school, you’re the only one who doesn’t know their background.

Background?

This morning

that handsome one who kicked over the trash,

his name’s Shangguan Ruiqian.

Shang-guan Rui-qian...

His father is an elite in China’s tourism industry.

His tourist attractions

are the State Environmental Protection Administration and China National Tourism Administration.

Jointly issued, the state’s eco-tourism sample areas

exclude the aura of harmony between man and nature.

I’ve heard that this allows city people to feel at ease

by removing themselves from the hustle and bustle to visit a man’s holy shrine.

Shangguan Ruiqian loves to play basketball.

He’s the master of slam dunks.

Every time a girl sees his slam dunk,

there’s not one who doesn’t feel her heart flutter.

If he’d grow another twenty centimeters,

I’d guarantee

*Yaoming - A Chinese NBA player Yaoming wouldn’t be so famous anymore.

He’s also the playboy of the three.

Idol!

Idol...

The handsome one who’s a bit taller than Shangguan Ruiqian

is Ye Shuo.

His older brother is Ye Mian.

Ye Mian

is the owner of, at present, China’s largest online gaming company.

His company’s games

right now in China

have about 50 million registered users.

Not only do young people enjoy playing,

so do many company CEOs.

A lot of people think that his brother is the IT genius.

Actually, very few people know

the real genius is Ye Shuo.

Of the games his brother developed,

Ye Shuo made half of their contributions.

I’ve heard

while he was in his third year of middle school,

*Approximately $2,500 he wrote a computer program which sold for 15,000*.

His brother used that to his advantage

*MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology and applied Ye Shuo to America’s MIT, where he was accepted.

But he’s especially dutiful

and wasn’t willing to leave his parents.

Therefore,

he’s studying at Alistun College.

Everybody knows

he’s gonna be China’s Bill Gates.

A computer expert

is quite admirable.

But what about that one?

Who’s that?

You’re talking about Duan-Mu Lei.

Duan-Mu Lei.

He’s actually... very melancholy.

Duan-Mu Lei...

Duan-Mu Lei...

His family doesn’t have as much money as Shangguan’s or Ye Shuo’s.

But among the three, he’s

the most enchanting prince charming.

His dream

is to be a very talented pianist.

His father studies in America

and enjoys international recognition for being a brain tumor expert.

His mother

is a domestic, extremely remarkable and qualified gynecologist.

Maybe because he was born into such a medicine-oriented family,

Duan-Mu Lei, it seems, has always had a melancholy disposition.

So both of his parents are doctors.

Why doesn’t he study medicine?

This is also a secret that everyone at school knows.

Then quick, tell me.

What secret does he have?

He’s hemophobic.

Hemophobic...

Blood...

What’s so funny?

W-when I think of

a boy who still faints because of blood,

I think it’s really funny.

You’re still thinking about Duan-Mu Lei?

The lights will go out.

Get ready for bed.

After going to bed, there is no talking.

This is the dorm’s supervised system.

You’re a new student. Read it over well.

Abide by every order conscientiously

or else you lose credits.

Get up at exactly six o’clock every morning.

6:10 to 7:10 is student’s individual morning study time.

7:10 to 7:30 is breakfast time.

7:10...

My God.

How is this a college?

It’s still as strict as high school.

I thought going to college would mean more freedom.

This is known as militarized administration.

Lights out!

Goodnight, Lili.

Goodnight, Jojo.

Spend the whole day today resting.

The doctor said that, luckily, you’re healing very well.

However, in the future, you should avoid strenuous activities.

Mom.

Are you really sending me to Alistun?

There’s one other option.

Come to the company with me.

Work as my assistant.

I’m not interested in working in business at all.

That’s why

I’m sending you to Alistun to cultivate interest.

Mom.

No more discussion.

Your dad and I have already decided.

Your dad’s already notified the school’s President.

Tomorrow, you begin classes.

Jiejia Long.

Chief Shen.

Watch him like a hawk today.

Yes, ma’am.

Xiaohai.

I’m returning to the company.

Rest.

Enjoy your final day of freedom.

You call this freedom!?

Xiaohai. Xiaohai!

It’s crowded.

There might not be enough fish for us when we get up there.

The school’s so stingy. There’s never enough.

If each person in front takes one portion,

we should be able to have some.

Right, right, there’s some, there’s some!

’Scuse us.

Please don’t cut in line!

Yuxun...

In front of everybody in this line,

do you guys not feel ashamed?

You again, stinky bitch.

From now on, stay outta my business.

Yuxun, let it go, let it go, let’s go.

I can’t let it go!

Not only do you guys fail to comply with the order,

you don’t wear the school’s uniform, either.

Are you guys still Alistun students?

You’re pushing my patience to the limit.

So what?

Shangguan, forget it.

Stop provoking me.

Let’s go, I’m hungry.

Yuxun, let’s go.

Xiaohai, I’ve ironed your uniform.

Where do you want to go?

I’ll accompany you.

The bathroom.

Look at this, look.

You immediately restore your mischievousness.

I’ll just hold this chair here for you.

You’re like a lingering spirit.

The system of this school

is very rigid and harsh.

Nothing like what I imagined.

The ivory tower, the atmosphere of relaxed freedoms.

Furthermore

the school has some male student’s whose behavior is

very bewildering.

Classmate. Classmate...

It’s you.

That is... I want to say three words to you.

I... although I saw the road of injustice

and helped someone in need

us two

-still haven’t quite reached that level... -No, no, no.

I definitely have to say three words to you.

Don’t misunderstand.

I’m... a pig.

You’re a pig?

Classmate.

I...

I’m a... pig.

Pig.

That is... classmate.

That is... I’m a... I’m a pig.

Another pig?

Pig.

You’re a pig, too?

Am I at a school or at a pigsty?

I... I’m a pig.

Go for it, Shangguan!

I’m a pig.

Next.

I... I... I...

Y-y-y-you get out of the way!

You guys done!?

Her again.

You’re the piiiiiiiiiiiiig!

What’d she say?

Drama queen.

Not bad.

Sign: Girls Dorm, No Boys Allowed

I’m admiring you more and more.

You’re the absolute first one who’s told Shangguan he’s a pig-head.

I’m just giving him a taste of his own medicine.

Who dares Shangguan to a game anyway?

They’re the real pig-heads.

What were they trying to prove?

He must not be

worried about the day he’ll be defeated.

No way.

Shangguan’s strength is playing basketball.

In school at least, there’s no one who can beat him.

-I don’t believe--

-Lights out! -I don’t believe--

-Lights out!

Already?

It’s time.

No talking! Everybody sleep!

Who’s still talking? Sleep!

Xiaohai.

You won’t be able to sneak off to drive.

Because whether you’re at school or at home

there’s someone reporting your actions to me every twenty-four hours.

Shangguan, excellent form today.

You haven’t given them any mercy.

It’s all because of these basketball shoes.

The stripes on them aren’t bad.

I like them, too.

Particularly the scrawl part on top.

Hey! Are you blind?

Those shoes are out of fashion.

You find them in the trash?

I’ll give you three seconds to apologize to my shoes.

This is just the way

my shoes apologize to your shoes.

You wanna fight!?

Shangguan.

-Lemme go! -Calm down, calm down.

-Calm down a little. -Let me go!

Hey! Shangguan!

Shangguan!

You alright?

You okay, Shangguan?

You’re very weak.

You used a sneak attack!

Fine.

I’m feeling pretty good today.

I’ll show you what a Taekwondo Black Belt can do.

-Shangguan. -Shangguan.

Put up with it.

It’s not the time to fight.

Classmate. You’re very cocky.

So what?

He’s flinging English around.

I hate people who fling English at me!

Put up with it, Shangguan.

Fine. Remember this.

The first time somebody’s thrown me, Shangguan, onto the ground.

This isn’t finished between us!

Xiaohai!

I’ve found you. If you run away again...

Alright.

Then you pick something you’re good at.

I’ll face off with you.

He’s going down!

This’s gonna be good!

The one who dares face Shangguan!

Dear spectators and listeners!

I humbly present to you the super invincible and cute Classmate Guo Rongrong!

Who’ll be commenting on this exciting basketball match battle for you!

The competitor in the battle

is our very own Classmate Shangguan!

However, our other competitor

is an average Joe, not from any exceptional family,

the entertaining Nobody!

Ah!

You’re calling him a "nobody"?

I’ll have you know, his name... if I say it, you’ll piss your pants.

Who... who hit my head?

I’m the one who hit your head.

I hate having my head hit.

If you do it again, I’ll... I’ll...

What’ll you do?

I... I’ll... I’ll...

I’ll move farther away from you.

Xiaohai! Go for it!

I’ll be rooting for you!

Look at that newb.

He’s met his match.

Go Shangguan! Go Shangguan!

Go Shangguan!

Shangguan isn’t at the top of his game.

He has excellent ball style.

Far above that newb’s.

Good! Shangguan, that was good!

Pay close attention to Shangguan’s eyes.

His intense eyes

have seen through the offense of his opponent.

The little newb is still dribbling proudly.

Decision! He throws away the ball.

Beautiful!

NBA’s super star stole the ball!

Focus on Classmate Shangguan.

With his natural and nimble dribbling technique,

he powerfully steals the ball as quick as lightning.

He faces the opponent’s offense.

He exerts force, takes off...

Jumps...

And with one arm, forces the ball in!

The little newb’s shocked.

He’s been defeated by the dunking king’s leap.

This is just the vigorous awe of a cosmos flying!

You see?

He really has met his match.

Now switching rolls, Shangguan begins.

He skillfully dribbles by his thighs.

Left then right, right then left...

Left, right, simply dazzling.

He outwits his opponent.

Jump! The conqueror lifts up!

It’s a surprising two-handed slam-dunk!

Shangguan!

Shangguan’s still not playing at full force.

It’s gonna get good later on.

Xiaohai, go for it!

As expected, only one commentary is needed.

Shangguan opens the lucky door

and gives us a lucky look at heaven.

He’s giving his enemy a serious beating!

Hurry, hurry.

I heard someone challenged Shangguan to a game.

Run, go. Let’s give Shangguan our support.

Right now, little newb is quickly loosing his perseverance.

His dribbling looks like something from Mars compared to Shangguan.

An amateur.

Slanting his body, he unexpectedly takes a shot.

Whatta cheat; he should go buy a lottery ticket.

Shangguan begins his counterattack right away.

A single-armed dunk.

Beautiful!

He’s telling his opponent that basketball doesn’t rely on luck.

It’s an even higher level of conquering.

We can call this the Conqueror’s Mountain!

Scored again!

Obviously, this specialized level of motion cannot be replicated by mere newbs.

There are still two and a half minutes left in the game.

Shangguan’s gonna win for sure.

It’s not certain.

This person’s abilities are extraordinary, look closer.

No way.

You haven’t seen Shangguan use his dunking stunt yet, right?

The little newb throws the ball from afar.

This is his last struggle against failing.

Shangguan’s astonishing dive!

He flew to stop the ball!

No, a flying battle!

The ball’s sunk, another point!

Classmate Shangguan is in the position to win with one point.

There are two minutes left in the game.

As long as Shangguan scores one more point,

he’ll win this match for sure.

And beat the Nobody.

Not good!

No, no, no!

The Nobody pulled off a tricky move.

He deceives Classmate Shangguan...

Takes a shot from the three point line...

For the love of God, don’t~

Score.

Xiaohai, you’re the best!

In my whole life, this is the first time I’ve seen such a beautiful shot!

Go Xiaohai!

Go Xiaohai! Go for it!

Everybody, give Shangguan your support!

Let’s go!

Go Shangguan!

Shangguan has jumped high.

Shook off his opponent.

He’s frozen in place.

He can’t move, he must surrender.

Keep watching.

Shangguan’s done it.

The newb’s pitiful.

If he dribbles again, there’ll be a penalty.

I’ll give you one more chance.

I never thought Shangguan’d do that.

There’s only one minute remaining in the game.

Classmate Shangguan’s holding a shaky lead.

Behind by one point.

But all of us students know

Classmate Shangguan still hasn’t used

his world-renowned move.

That is... Big Dunk Stunt!

Long live Shangguan!

Long live Xiaohai!

Go Xiaohai! Long live Xiaohai!

Little newb’s thigh dribbling again...

What’s he wanting to do?

He takes a step back.

This time he wants to make two points.

Over-exaggerated, it’s a fake feint.

He moves...

Blocked!

Shangguan flew through the air to block the shot.

He’s simply a genius.

So long as Shangguan guards against him,

he won’t be able to get through.

Shangguan rushes to the restricted area.

His soul is possessed now.

Jordan, Dr. J Carter,

he carries on their traditions.

The newb is also flying.

There’s no way.

He surprisingly jumps as high as Shangguan.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three...

No, no, no.

Two, one!

Yes!

The first person to knock Shangguan down.

Shangguan’s special move’s been shot down.

But this person...

His jumping power is obviously as good as Shangguan’s.

He really is Shangguan’s rival.

The end.

You lose.

According to our agreement,

you have to go

face the first girl you see

and say those three words.

Fine.

I’m an honest gambler.

I’ll go.

What’s up?

Let’s go see.

C’mon.

This guy is skilled and handsome.

Different from the other three.

Yeah.

During the match,

I changed to a new idol.

Don’t compete with me.

Don’t worry.

My idol is Duan-Mu Lei.

I’m always focused on one objective.

Hmph.

Hey, I wanna say three words to you.

What d’you want?

You’re the first one I’ve run across today. Count your bad luck, Chu Yuxun.

Because today I’m gonna say three words to you...

Say them a million times.

I know.

You’re a pig.

That’s right.

I wanted to say that you’re a pig.

What’d you say? I’m a pig?

Right. You’re a pig.

You’re a pig.

You’re a pig, you’re a pig, you’re a pig.

You’re a pig, pig, pig, pig, pig.

You’re a pig!

I don’t like these sorts of mindless games.

We don’t know each other.

Don’t you realize this?

You--

Hey!

Didn’t we just say?

No matter what the other person’s reaction,

you can’t back out.

You?

Hey, brain damage.

Why’re you here?

This is something I should be asking you.

Why would the objective of living organism research, the T-Rex,

be running around here?

Jiejia Long!

Here.

Is this a zoo?

Or a school?

There’re so many animals.

Not only are you a T-Rex,

but you’re someone who fakes injuries and deceives people!

You must be stupid

making such remarks.

My leg was injured.

Now it’s okay. Understand?

Then why did you make him call me a pig?

I’m only altering your school’s basketball rules, that’s all.

Your reaction a moment ago

proves

it’s not a bad idea.

Childish.

Of course I believed this to be a college.

Now I find out

that I’m attending a kindergarten.

Hey!

You’re very flighty.

First,

I’m not “flighty.”

I’m pissed off.

Second,

My name’s not “Hey.”

My name’s Chu Yuxun.

Third,

Please don’t look for me when you guys play your stupid games.

Or else

I’ll definitely change you guys into true pig-heads.

Finished?

Finished.

Maybe you’re not brain damaged.

You can still count to three.

Alright, this is pointless.

We’re going.

Hey!

You guys finished yet?

First,

I’m now very pissed off.

Second,

I’m not “Hey,” I’m Chu Yuxun!

Third,

If you guys find me to play these stupid games,

I’ll definitely change you all into pig-heads.

Fourth,

I’m not brain damaged!

I think

you are too brain damaged.

First,

your anger’s written on your face.

Second,

“Hey” is just a form of address, that’s all.

Third,

these pointless games can make you pissed off.

These three points

are all ample proof that you’re brain damaged.

I never want to see you again!

I have good news and bad news to tell you.

I won’t listen!

The good news is

I don’t make friends with brain damaged people.

The bad news is

starting tomorrow

we’ll be classmates.

You can see me every single day.

Perhaps next time,

there’ll still be a person saying,

you’re a pig.

Ah!

Such an illogical person.

Get away from me right now!

Concerning the “You’re a pig” business,

it’s a typical phrase for those lacking in vocabulary.

Want me to teach you?

“You’re a pig”

can be expanded.

You’re a wild boar, porcupine, spotted pig, light pig,

ass, stupid pig, Ukrainian piglet,

*Pigsy [Zhubajie] - a character from Journey to the West. Pigsy!

You’re a lazy, omnivorous organism living in a sty.

Under a brilliant star you are a desperate and lonely animal

forever a low-flying, never seeing the blue sky, ass!

I demand you to stop!

Xiaohai.

Good boys don’t fight with girls.

She’s a commoner.

Don’t lower yourself to her level.

The President’s waiting in his office.

C’mon.

C’mon, Xiaohai.

Who’s he?

Who is it? What’s he wearing?

Hey!

The weather uncertainly changes temperature

For each person in the crowd

Chance encounters are always illogical

After making a mistake, gently say “I’m sorry”

It doesn’t matter

No trace remains regardless of what’s lost

Every time tears have to trickle back into the heart

They irrigate the dream of accepting a miracle

What I want is strength, not someone’s shoulder

Devotion is a place I can’t stay for long

This world is so crowded

So many are in a hurry

Use all the loneliness from these years to give yourself applause

The way I want to circle the air is not on borrowed wings

Freedom shouldn’t be a substitute for the distance

Use the jouney’s loneliness to gain maturity

Until coming across someone you can share it with