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Taxi!

So say! Make the queue like everyone else!

"The queue, I fuck her"

- She's so rude! - You know what that mean that? - It means that she does not care about my queue

To the "4 soeurs" please

Have you seen? Just landed in France and already believes in conquered territory

It's an American, you can see it right away

Do you think she would apologize ?!

Oh, slow down

Cowboy, huh?

She wants a cowboy she will have one...

Slow down, you gonna kill me

- Please slow down - "Slow down, slow down" you'll see I'm a man

It will worth your money, beauty

Okay, see what you've got ...

Where it goes like that? Hey, slowly, it is fragile my thing.

Hard already?

She wastes no time

Hey be careful: we're on the road there.

I show you what american girl can do

"branler" (means: handjob)

Oh for God.

Good "branler", "good"

"Dis, dis" (Means: Say, say)

"Dis", she's funny, but it is not easy.

Nice french

Yes, I understand, here we are in Paris. There are friends of yours in the "4 soeurs" street?

Yeah, my friends are very nice too.

My name is Jeannot.

thirty You like that Jeannot?

If you take me through feelings is not bad but ...

with my job it's not very advisable

Ooh bitch ...

LA BAISE AMERICAINE (American Fuck)

I love Paris it's a beautiful town

Here is the "route de l'Etoile"

I love Paris

Yes, you love my fly

I like sight-seeing

So do I! I like the "sinksing-in-paris!"

Nice

- I know that's Sacre Coeur

- Already? I didn't notice the time

If my wife saw me ...

Hey, won't you stop? You give me seasick!

Oh, I'll swing my yogurt in the throat. Hurry up...

You bastard! You can't watch where you're going?

Not really. It can happen to anyone

And he's a taxi driver!

What are you doing?

- Well, okay, watch out next time ... - What are you waiting for?

Can't you see you're in a prohibited direction? Be gently.

Never mind, there is no hurry.

Thank you

Okay well that's 200 Francs

- 200 Francs - Yes, the ride, it's 200 francs for me.

200 Francs.

yes

If my wife knew that ...

(200 Francs for a blowjob)

Thank you

The pleasure is mine

Good bye, young lady

John Prick please? He's not home?

He's not home. Just wait here. Come in

No, not down, up.

Upstair

- There you go - OK

My friends, this is Miss Turner from New York.

- We see her panties there. - Nice equipment

Don't worry, she'll rule.

Oh yeah

She sucks with american style. I feel her tonsils on my dick.

- I put you on all fours - "levrette", yeah (means: doggy)

You can't sing with your mouth full

Well it works for you! You changed your instrument.

Wait, I have a good contract for you. We'll get the money!

Here, sign here.

I sign

- Any dow payment ? - Yes, don't worry, there's your checks with

Wow, where is my check?

Here's the check

"Merci beaucoup!"

"???? ..."

"... Avenue Foch. See you. John."

Avenue Foch now at this hour, it won't be easy

Hurry up. "Moi" appointment. "Baiser".

- It is I who am fucked when you suck. - "Baiser", "foutre", fuck ...

Paris by night is nice. Oh! Moulin Rouge!

She never saw anything. Not a suprise, her nose is always in the zips

- Well, here is your Moulin. - French Cancan

- Oh, Opera of Paris - Of course. Not of Vaicons-les-Bruyeres

- "Baiser, Opera"? - Perhaps, behind the scenes

If she stops there it will turn on all the chorus

- Oh, Conciergerie! - It's not possible, she learned by heart the guide?

- Oh, Notre-Dame! - Stop! No profanity!

- Eiffel Tower ! - No, this is the "Tour Eiffel"!

(Strange that she's wrong about the most famous monument in Paris)

- Climb the Eiffel Tower ? - I'll climb you...

- Say, we go to avenue Foch? - Les Champs !

Champs on a Friday night it won't be easy.

Luckily, bikers are not there yet

What the Fuck Those guys are doing there?

Shit, the voyeurs of Fridays. I wouldn't have had to go through it.

- What ? - Voyeurs.

- Oh, voyeurs. Stop - Do not worry, they'll do it.

Clear, there is nothing to see!

Crazy guys, I told you there's nothing to see

I'm going to lose my health. But it's not often we can drive an American girl

Nice

What is she doing? Show your tits!

Show your pussy, so we can eat it!

Damn, this cunt!

Come on gentlemen, "branlez bien"

She knows the French vocabulary!

"Jouir, bien branler, bon branlette"

Not as good as between your thighs

- You're enjoying, right? Bastards! - Bastard yourself!

I'm cuming

"Ejaculater" come! I like "ejaculer"

My car! Hey, stop that guys.

"Bon grosse bite, Jeannot" (means: pretty big dick)

"Grosse bite" lying. Completed.

Straight to the Foch avenue, not far

Oh yes, Avenue Foch, if you clean your window maybe you can find it

Oh yes more, keep going, more

It turns to delirium. What a talkative chick.

Great, fantastic!

"Fantastic" but I still see nothing.

It's extra

She thinks only about sex. Shit, the cops.

- Line up. - Why?

- Your papers!

So, can I see those papers?

- Here ! - Here.

- You often drive with a fog on your windshield?

- Well ... That is to say ...

- You can not clean it?

- My nozzle no longer works. - Let me look

- Here comes the "gicleur" (means: nozzle)

- "It does not work anymore", eh?

It will cost you 500 Francs. Payable immediately.

And feel happy that I don't take you to the police station for contempt agent.

And clean! It makes a bad impression for tourists.

Come on, I do not want to delay your lovely customer.

Thank you "Mr. Agent"

Junk! Bastard! Fuck you!

Quick Mr! "Partouze" Avenue Foch (means: bang)

- Get out asshole! - Jeannot? - What is it again?

- "partouze", "vite", Avenue Foch

"Bang", "Fuck", what a vocabulary. But she doesn't understand other words

Well that's enough!

Besides there is on the Avenue Foch. No need to ask me the bill, it's free tonight.

Compris? Capito? Understand?

It's enough for me.

Here we are. "Merci Mr". Take care.

My wife will be angry: my pants are dirty, I lost 700 Francs. Thank you Americans ...

But I do have a good laugh when the cop took the sperm in the face.

I have lost money, but it was worth it.

It was too late. John Prick, my friend, he's gone. We can meet _him_ there

- What's the matter ? - Completed. I'm fed up.

- Let's go - Good-bye

Well ... ok ... bye

Totally crazy. She's going to pass a bad time. Whores do not like to trampling their turf.

Go away. This is our yard here.

Your turn Jeannot!

Oh the girls, what happens?

Who's that one?

Oh, didn't you say it was for a foursome

- "Partie carree? yes!" - Hey girlfriends you do not get it? I'm just the taxi driver

- We have no bias! - You don't but my wife does!

Change your mind, yeah. "Sucer la chatte"

Pretty one...

Hey, Jeannot, bitch "sucer bien bite"?

- Not bad Thank you. And you, "bitch sucking pussy well"? - Fantastic

- Come in my ass - With pleasure

"Bien le cul Jeannot"? You like my "doigt"?

She pushes it deep, bitch!

Oh my balls, they will explode

Oh look what I've found here! Very "interessant"

you like suprise party Jeannot?

Surprise? With you nothing surprises me.

Not this time ... This time gonna be a real surprise!

Your tongue in my ass ... please

Oh I love Paris

Let your neighbor's clit alone and take care of my ass

Shit! A dick! A shemale!

Come to mine, my "minette" is "prete"

I like it. "La queue j'aime"

A real nymphomaniac.

What do you prefer Jeannot? My "pussy" or "the ass" of the whore?

Oh I am a little sexist. I like your pussy.

Go on horseback!

Swallow my dick with your pussy, my sweet slut

I love french "queue"

- This one is Brazilian ... - Nevermind

- I come. - Give it to me

- Liz, come with me I'm coming. - Ejaculate

- Hmmm Chantilly cream

I'll give you the whipped cream ...

Hey man, it's not free!

In the pocket of my pants

- Should not be angry Jeannot - I'm not a billionaire

- Bravo, Good job Jeannot

- Good job, really

- OK it's fine.

Hey, talking about job where you go now?

We will join a club for exchanges of all kinds.

- A Nogent. - At that point ...

I'm not in a hurry to go home

Let's go

Hello, hi

I'm looking for John Prick, he's a friend of mine

A good fucker, a real sex machine

- What she's talking about? - She's looking for her friend, an American

Blond, with a large cock if I understood

His name's Prick

You don't know him?

I do, you should have said it before!

It is not there, but he will be back soon

- But I don't wanna wait, I'm working! - Me too

Look Jeannot

Jeannot, look!

"Beaucoup queues" (means: lot of cocks)

- Come Jeannot ! - You want a "gum"? If there it makes you please...

No

"Tout ces couilles, sucer couilles" (means: suck the balls)

"Sucking balls"? This is not the same price!

- It is 1000 francs for the girl - Hey, I'm married!

Me too. Exactly, that's how we can exchange

Besides your wife has already understood that

My wife? ... Well, go.

So there it is. There will be a bad party for me when I'll be home....

This is already your party!

I know you: "singer". You don't mind?

- A little suck? - Okay with pleasure

it feels good

Suck in chorus ladies! Nothing like that to be in a good shape

- Do you like "suck balls" Jeannot ? - You're so healthy!

- Come here - Take it, it's yours

- I "suck" your "cock" - And I "lick" your "pussy"

- Good you "lick" my "pussy" Jeannot - Take care of my dick. I want it very hard to put it in your ass

- You can do two things at once? - Which means... - Use your fingers

You got one in pussy. You gonna tell me what you think with one in the mouth

Bastard, you spit me in the face! Look!

The pleasure is mine...

- This is a swingers club here ... - It can still be used

There is a cat meowing there

- Oh my goodness (??)

- She says anything to get interesting

"Tu es doux, ton queue est pas bandé enough" (means: you're not hard enough")

Hey, "Vive la France!". We do it well here too. Come inside.

- Can be OK - You're so rude!

Hello!

How are you Johnny?

It's okay

Oh, interesting, what is it?

You don't know it in America? yet you have invented the sandwich

I love, I wanna try

It's "big". It's a "big cock". "Hello".

- Oh, Jeannot, I want my "queue" ... - OK

it will change you

Hey you, your "queue" in my mouth

She speaks with her hands. Tony, the rescue!

What should we do?

Ah, the american girls, they want it all!

Hey, gently, girls!

Come come

Come, nevermind

John Prick is a myth

If we keep on looking for him, I'll lose my health and my shirt

Oh! John! You son of a bitch!

Where have you been all fucking night?

It's nice John, come!

- Yoohoo - Oh, you're here

all night Fucking, fucking French, fantastic!

Come on Baby!

Fuck! A dwarf!

Baby it's been too long. Let's take it off

Show me your pussy

you make it good

Oh my lover

Fucking American fucking

Slut, whore, bitch

Oh and shit

Hey, my car!

Oh shit...

I swear you-have the best pussy

Jeannot is it okay?

- You? - My car! You wrecked my car!

Who's going to pay me this?

It's not so serious...

(they continue to argue)

You're so fucking wet

I'll write you a check

What are you waiting for? My check!

- So it's coming this check? - Yes, yes, we have time, one minute ...

I'm coming

Here's your check