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[Narrator] Bit coin was invented by an unknown entity

using the name Satoshi Nakamoto

and released as open-source software in 2009.

It was the first decentralized digital currency

or cryptocurrency and is beyond the control

of banks and governments.

If cryptocurrency is widely adopted,

the entire banking system could become irrelevant.

World governments would then be unable

to control financial policy.

For this reason, the Trump administration

classified Satoshi Nakamoto

as a terrorist.

[intense melodic music]

[melodic jazz music]

[melodic militaristic music]

[intercom buzzing loudly] - Uh!

[Colonel Pike inhaling deeply]

[intercom beeping] Yep?

Colonel, Warrant Officer Gomez, we met at the briefing,

I'm your point man on the London operation.

I thought you'd like to know Captain Johnson

and Special Officer Barnes are en route.

Let's hope this ain't another wild goose chase.

There were a couple problems.

Our only unoccupied safe house in London

is being redecorated after the CIA borrowed it.

I was promised that'd be spick-and-span

by the beginning of the week.

Yeah, they couldn't get the blood off the walls.

So I've had to put Johnson and Barnes

in our London entertainment apartment.

Johnson's tougher than a $2 steak,

I'm sure he'll figure it out.

What's the other problem?

Because of the rapid deployment,

I'm afraid I didn't have time

to properly vet the Special Officer.

Well, all he's gotta do is verify,

that the asset knows the target

and verify that the target is actually Satoshi Nakamoto.

It's a she, sir, Beth Barnes from Cybercom.

She's our leading expert on crypto,

but she knows nothing at all about covert operations

and has never been in the field.

She's a rookie.

Holy Christ!

[Gomez] I'm really sorry, sir.

Okay, okay, just don't get your panties in a wad.

We can handle this.

Relax.

Unwind.

Take it easy.

Yes, sir, thank you, sir.

[intercom beeping]

[Colonel Pike breathing deeply]

[Buck] So you've never been to the NSA gift shop?

[Beth] [laughs] I didn't know we had one.

Yeah, it's in the Cryptologic Museum.

Well, what do they sell, caps and bumper stickers?

Yeah, pretty much.

But here's the thing, [doorbell ringing]

and this is the God's honest truth,

every single thing they sell in there is made in China.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

Cybercom has 1000 personnel working round the clock

to hack Chinese computer networks.

Yeah and they've all got bugged caps.

[Buck knocking]

[door lock beeping] [door clicking]

Buck Johnson.

[Beth] Beth Barnes.

[door opening]

The internal surveillance system's in here.

Yeah, good energy.

Yeah, nice ambience, I think we can work with this.

Bedrooms this way.

[tense melodic music]

There are useful numbers in the file folder,

that cupboard contains the operational resources,

Captain Johnson's pass card will give you access.

[drapes rattling]

[cork squeaking]

I can tell you're a rookie.

I've been at the Agency for 18 years, I'm the most-

[Buck] You don't know what operational resources are.

Well, that's your department,

I'm here to give technical advice.

How many ops?

Have you never worked with a woman before?

So you've never been in the field?

The Agency is changing,

more and more of us are being sent on missions,

whether you guys like it or not.

Yeah, well, don't sweat it.

Don't you sweat it.

I'm properly briefed, fully prepared

and more than equal to the task.

This 20-year old malt's amazing, you want one?

We're on duty.

[whiskey pouring]

[melodic drumming music]

[Buck] I'm going for the first asset.

[door lock beeping]

[Beth] You're meeting with Sofia Perez?

[Buck] Yeah, I'm meeting with a Columbian chick.

[blade whooshing] - She's not a chick.

To give you some background, Sofia grew up

in one of the flashpoints of the Colombian armed conflict

and both her parents were killed by mercenaries.

Well, there could be some leverage in that.

[gun clicking]

[Beth] She will have been completely traumatized by that.

She's a vulnerable, displaced woman

and we need to look out for her well being.

Keep a lid on the sentimentality, soldier.

She's a potential source of intel, that's it.

And make sure all these drapes are closed.

[intense drumming music]

Fuck you. [drapes rattling]

[Connie] This must be macho man's partner.

[camera clicking]

[Martin] Right, let's find out, shall we?

[computer beeping]

Why haven't you been suspended?

Because it's an unsubstantiated claim.

Well, it's a good job you're not an actor then,

they'd have burnt you at the stake by now.

I was just being nice to the guy.

Maybe a little effusive because that's my way,

but definitely friendly.

I didn't know he was a bloke. [laughing]

I just put my arm around him at the coffee station,

'cause I found out we were both Chelsea supporters.

That's a big deal in my family,

I take my wife and kids to most of the home games.

What, that's it, was he a racist?

No, it doesn't seem likely.

80% of the Chelsea squad are foreigners, so.

[tense orchestral music]

[Beth sighing]

[phone ringing]

Warrant Officer Gomez.

[Beth] Hi, this is Special Officer Beth Barnes.

Hey, how's it going?

Not so good actually.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this,

but things in London have gotten way out of control.

There is a menu in the kitchen

for a range of recreational drugs and prostitutes.

God knows what kind of operational resources

they have in here.

Have you discussed this with Captain Johnson?

You need to get someone from Oversight

down here as fast as you can.

Chain of command, Special Officer Barnes,

you need to speak with your field commander.

Thanks for calling. [computer beeping]

[soft tense music]

[Beth sighing]

[Beth breathing deeply]

Oh, fuck!

He's seeing an American woman.

Callum?

I bet she's some ridiculous bimbo like this one,

nipped and tucked and fucked by all comers.

Sounds like you got her all figured out.

Empty-headed, narcissistic, cheap, horrible,

stupid, spoiled, selfish, vain.

[tires screeching] [car rumbling]

You seen that?

Steven Seagal's got a woman in a full face hood

and it looks like her hands are cuffed behind her back.

A rendition at an entertainment apartment?

Hm, two possibilities, she's a suspected terrorist

or they've got some weird S&M thing going on,

either way, she's about to get well and truly fucked.

[tense melodic music]

I'll call it in.

[Sofia] What is going on? What are you doing please?

- Turn around. - Please let go of me.

Goddammit! [drapes rattling]

[suspenseful jazz music]

[tense melodic music]

Oh, my God.

What has he done to you?

Sofia?

Hi, I'm Beth Barnes from Cybercom at the NSA.

You look uncomfortable.

This is nothing, the last time I was handcuffed,

I was beaten black and blue.

Oh, my God, by who?

The FARC, national police,

various right-wing self defense groups,

they all hate my kind.

Well, look, I am not gonna let anyone

lay a finger on you here.

You're on US soil and you have rights.

[Buck] Mm-hm.

We just wanna know about an Asian guy

you've been talking to.

Toshi?

[Beth] Maybe, how old is he?

[Sofia] Early forties.

So you've been seeing him?

[laughing] Yeah, we hooked up.

What does he do for a living?

[Sofia] He's a tech guy.

Oh, what kind of tech?

Hm, you're very interested to know about him, yes?

So this is valuable information

and that has a price, my friend.

What do you want?

[Sofia] American citizenship.

I'd like to help you with that.

[Sofia] I need it in writing.

Alright. [tense melodic music]

Listen, you bitch, I know that you're an illegal immigrant,

so unless you play ball,

I'm gonna hand you over to the Brits

and you can go back to El Dorado

or maybe I will just put a bullet

in your stupid fucking face, wrap you up in a blanket

and throw you in a dumpster.

It depends on how the mood takes me.

We don't tolerate toxic masculinity anymore.

Kitchen.

First off, you shouldn't have been interrogating her,

you are here to supply technical support, period.

Second, since you had already started,

I was applying an interrogation technique.

I let you do the soft approach

and then I shot through with a more aggressive one.

Now I'm gonna go back in there and be easy with her,

she'll be confused, it'll be harder for her to lie.

Okay, I wasn't following protocol,

but this looks very much like a rendition.

Do not get in the middle

of something you don't understand.

You are a technical advisor

with the rank of Special Officer First Class.

Your duty is to obey my instructions, is that clear?

Is that fucking clear? - Yes, yes, sir.

When I ask personal questions, you ask technical ones.

Do not give her time to focus.

It's okay, I know very well what men are like.

[Beth] It's not okay.

Alright.

So, I can get you your citizenship

on two conditions,

the first is you convince me that your boyfriend

is this um, Sushi Nama-

Satoshi Nakamoto.

Yeah, him, the creator of Bit coin and the Block chain.

Second, you set him up, so we can grab him.

It's a deal.

Could you unzip my jacket? I'm feeling really hot.

Yeah, do it.

[zipper whirring]

Maybe another button of my blouse?

[Beth] I think you, you look great.

So how long have you been seeing him?

- For a few weeks. - How many times a week?

[Sofia] Two or three times.

What kind of relationship do you have with him?

[laughing] It is mainly sexual.

Mm-hm, what kind of sexual?

Wild, crazy, intense.

What are some of the technical terms you've heard him use?

Cryptonography, stroganography,

Bit coin, that kind of thing.

Could that have been steganography?

Something like that.

What has he said about Bit coin?

I don't remember, something about Genesis.

Genesis block?

- Yeah, maybe. - What gets him off?

The usual things,

blood sharp nails.

So he likes a little bit of pain?

[Sofia] For sure.

What are some of the words he's used frequently?

I'm feeling horny, put my cock in your mouth.

Phrases unrelated to sex, please.

Proof of words speaks for itself.

Computational, impractical, that kind of thing.

Those are definitely words and phrases he's used,

but it proves nothing, a few years ago,

we used the writers invariant method of stylometry

to compare his posts to trillions of other samples.

Although word use and sentence structure

is more identifiable than a fingerprint,

we found dozens of definite matches, which suggests-

So he likes sex a little weird, hm?

For sure,

believe me, nobody ever complained about my blowjobs,

but with him, it always has to have a kinky spin.

Does he have a birthmark?

He has a big, pink one on his left, no, right buttock.

[claps] Bingo.

That's a thing, is it?

Yeah.

Well, I guess you can go and send that report then.

Why don't we, [keys jangling]

loosen these cuffs a little?

[traffic rumbling quietly]

[objects clattering quietly]

[intercom buzzing loudly] - Uh!

[objects clattering]

Damn, damn it! [inhales deeply]

[intercom beeping] - Yep?

Good news, sir, the Columbian asset has been verified

by Special Officer Barnes.

She make any complaint about people being snatched

off the street and thrown into a black Chevy Suburban?

No, sir, she was a little put out

after discovering the entertainment menu,

but I think we're past that now.

The Columbian asset is willing to set up Satoshi,

but she wants citizenship in return.

Well, let's expedite that right quick

and clear Johnson to snatch the main asset

as soon as he's ready. - Yes, sir.

[intercom beeping]

[Colonel Pike sighing]

[phone ringing] - Please leave your message.

Hey sweetie, it's me.

Looks like I'm going to be inside the wire all night.

I can't say more, secret squirrel.

[receiver clattering]

[Colonel Pike sighing]

Homeland has granted you citizenship.

Now you gotta make the call, you up for that?

No problem.

Now make sure you arrange it for somewhere quiet.

Okay.

Hey, Pappy, how are you doing?

It's me.

Pretty good, just chilling, watching movies,

but I've been missing you a little bit.

Do you want to meet up tomorrow?

Hm.

My tongue on the underside and my teeth on top

and then as you push deeper and deeper,

that is when I scratch the underside of your nut sack

with my sharp, pointed nails

and that is when your hip starts jerking.

[laughing] Don't be silly.

You know very well that if I take you all the way in,

I don't need to swallow.

How about we meet under the bridge, where I did you before?

Hm, you like it?

Okay, I'll see you at 12.

Okay.

[Sofia speaking in a foreign language]

You hang up.

No, you hang up. [laughing]

Okay.

He's in Oxford, but I got you a quiet location.

I'll give you directions.

Nice going.

You must be exhausted, shall I show you to your room?

Oh, come on, I think she's earned a large whiskey.

Maybe she doesn't want one. [cork squeaking]

A whiskey sounds good.

What about you, Beth? [whiskey pouring]

You want a carrot juice or something?

There you go, darling.

Thank you, big boy.

[Beth] You good?

I'm great, thank you.

Let's go.

Fuck.

Sleep well.

[door thudding]

[soft melodic music]

[door thudding]

[soft melodic music]

[door clicking]

[soft melodic music]

[switch clicking]

[mellow melodic music]

[switch clicking]

[door clicking]

[door thudding quietly]

Thought you could do with a nightcap.

[cork squeaking]

[cork clattering]

Say when.

[whiskey pouring]

Alright.

[whiskey pouring]

So I was thinking we could run through some contingencies

just in case Sushi doesn't wanna play a ball.

One option could be to act out a mock torture scene,

if that's something you're okay with?

What does it involve?

Well, it would have to be a little bit sexual in nature

just to manipulate his protective feelings.

So, [inhales deeply]

maybe I get your breasts out.

If you think that will help.

Hm.

Maybe I'll just slap them a little,

call you a bitch or something?

Yes, please.

[hand slapping gently] Bitch.

Maybe a little harder this time,

I call you a fucking slut?

Okay.

[Buck] You fucking slut.

Ah!

Would that get to him, am I under his skin?

Not even close.

[Buck] No, maybe I do it a little harder then, huh?

- Yes. - You cock sucking whore.

Ah!

[both breathing heavily]

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Hurry up, hurry the fuck up. [breathing heavily]

[zipper whirring]

Yeah, yeah, suck it, suck it, suck it!

- Mm. - Ssh, ssh, ssh!

Suck it!

Yeah.

Yeah, that's alright, yeah, that's right, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Sofia moaning]

Fuck, yeah, ssh!

[Sofia moaning] [Buck breathing heavily]

Fuck, yeah, fuck, yeah, so good.

Choke on that, bitch, choke on that, bitch!

Choke on that, bitch! [breathing heavily]

I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come!

Give me the pussy, let me feel the pussy.

What the fuck? [breathing heavily]

Ah! [groaning]

Fuck! [soft tense music]

[Buck sobbing]

[Buck thudding to floor]

You got your rocks off, didn't you?

At least they're smaller now than they were,

thanks to the estrogen. [door clicking]

[door thudding] [dog barking]

[Sofia gargling]

[shower running] [Buck groaning]

[Buck spitting]

[tense melodic music]

[Buck gagging]

[tense melodic music]

[birds chirping]

[Beth] So there were some strange noises

coming from Sofia's bedroom last night.

[Buck] Yeah, is that right?

Mm-hm, sounded like you were in there,

which would've just been mindbogglingly unprofessional.

Are you serious?

You didn't notice?

She's a fucking transvestite.

- You mean transgender? - Whatever.

I swear to God, I would rather stick pins in my eyes

than have sex with one of those.

- Good morning. - Hi.

Ah, do you want some breakfast?

I'll have that banana, please.

I, ah, forgot to have a shower.

[intense melodic music]

[Buck breathing deeply]

[intense melodic music]

[Buck sighing with relief]

I'm good to go. - It's only 8:15.

I gotta brief the Delta team,

those guys are pretty dumb, might take a while.

[cupboard door thudding] [door lock beeping]

[door clicking]

You okay? [door thudding]

Yes.

We had a bit of fun last night.

I'm gonna take a bath.

[phone ringing]

Gomez.

Captain Johnson has just had sex with the asset.

Did you witness this, ah, act?

No, of course not. [faucet water running]

But the asset has confirmed it in conversation.

Let me pull up the video feeds.

Looks like the system's down.

What a coincidence.

Okay, leave it with me.

Should I prepare an affidavit?

I'll consult with the Colonel.

[gentle orchestral music]

[intercom buzzing loudly] [head thudding]

Uh!

Shit!

[intercom beeping] Yeah?

Captain Johnson's had sex with the asset.

And?

And he shut down the internal surveillance system.

This ain't his first rodeo. [intercom beeping]

[gentle orchestral music]

[camera clicking]

[snapping fingers] This must be the detainee.

[phone ringing]

It's weird she's unsupervised.

Well, the bimbo must be busy.

She's probably watching the Kardashians,

whilst getting her anus bleached.

Okay, look, [clears throat]

I get it, yeah, I really do.

You're upset, that's natural, he dumped you,

but if you blame a whole nation for your pain,

that's not gonna resolve it.

You need to,

feel it to heal it.

So when, when you had your arm

around the bloke at the coffee station,

were you giving him relationship advice?

It would just explain the harassment charge.

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

You're-you're right, it's none of my business.

I-I need to be, gotta learn to be less expressive.

Biometrics has fucked up again.

According to this, she's a bloke called Diego Ramirez

and the only thing he's likely to have in common

with the woman across the street is illegal immigration.

Steven Seagal is back with another hooded rendition.

Better call it in.

[tense melodic music] [door clicking]

[door thudding]

Is that really him?

Oh, my God, Satoshi?

Hi, I'm Beth Barnes from Cyber-

- What are you doing? - Well, I was just saying hi.

You're here to gather information, not give it away.

Jesus Christ!

I get it, bitch set me up.

What, you get pissed, US passport?

We need to see his buttocks.

Don't we get to know each other first?

- Shut up, take his pants off. - Why me?

Do it!

Come on.

Oh, fuck, I'll do it!

[Satoshi grunting]

Bingo.

Yeah, yeah, bingo, bitch! [breathing heavily]

[eerie melodic music]

[Buck breathing deeply]

You've met Buck.

When he comes back, things are not gonna go well for you,

but if you give me a back door into the Block chain,

I can save you a lot of grief

and a one-way ticket to Guantanamo.

Fuck off.

[intercom buzzing loudly] - Uh!

[Colonel Pike breathing deeply]

[intercom beeping] Yep?

Satoshi has been verified, sir.

Easy as pie, let's get him to Guantanamo ASAP.

A slight hiccup.

Dagnabbit!

Does nothing ever go to plan?

I dispatched the jet

as soon as the Columbian asset was confirmed,

so that it would be ready to bring the target to Cuba

the moment he was verified,

But I've just found out that it flew to the city of London

in Ohio, it's a very small airport.

The pilot's managed to refuel

and is now en route to London, England.

[intercom beeping]

[door clicking]

They're sending a jet, but we've got an eight-hour wait.

I can save them the trouble.

I don't think he's gonna cooperate.

Sure he will.

[Buck sighing heavily]

I don't like faggots,

but you're not even a real faggot, are you?

You need a pair of tits to squeeze,

while you fuck a girl-boy up the ass.

Why all the attitude, stud?

Did you taste the man pussy?

You did. [laughing]

[Buck grunting] [Satoshi groaning]

Where are you taking me?

Hey, what are you doing?

Buck! [door clicking]

Get in there! [door thudding]

[door locking] [loud rock music]

[knocking] Buck!

Buck!

[loud rock music]

I like the song.

Shut your mouth.

I would drink you up like, like a strawberry milkshake.

[blow thudding] Uh!

Ooh!

[Satoshi sighing]

Masculine, angry.

You're so attractive.

♪ Don't waste one minute ♪

[blow thudding] Uh!

Oh, my nose.

♪ Don't waste one minute ♪

[knocking] Buck!

♪ Broke, broken through ♪

♪ The world's messed up as you'll see ♪

[blows thudding] [Satoshi grunting]

♪ You resist ♪

You still finding my masculinity attractive?

♪ Grab it all ♪

♪ Let's fly ♪

[Buck breathing heavily]

♪ So let's fly ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[Satoshi breathing heavily]

♪ My back foot shuffles ♪

[Buck belching]

♪ All the way, all the way ♪

♪ I couldn't manage ♪

♪ You'll never know me ♪

♪ You'll never know me ♪

♪ Don't mess with us ♪

♪ The complacent rides around me ♪

♪ And grab it all ♪

I know exactly what you need.

[Satoshi grunting]

Oh, my God, Buck, this is completely illegal.

He has rights. [door clicking]

[Buck] Get in.

[door thudding]

[hand banging] Buck!

Get down. [Satoshi grunting]

Buck, what is going on?

[hand banging] Buck!

Don't fucking move!

[objects clattering]

[faucet water running]

Open the door!

[wet flannel slapping]

[water pouring]

Keep your head still, you fucking faggot!

[Beth knocking]

[hand banging] Buck, open the door!

[door clicking] - Come in here.

I need you to hold his head straight.

You're water boarding him?

Clasp your hands both sides of his head,

hold his head straight. - No fucking way!

Hold his head fucking straight!

This is illegal, I am not gonna-

[Buck] This is war, soldier!

Okay.

[wet flannel slapping]

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

Hold his head straight, goddammit.

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

Yeah. [breathing heavily]

[Satoshi coughing]

I need a back door to the Block chain.

[Satoshi coughing]

I'm betting this isn't the first time

you've been after reinventions.

Fuck! [Satoshi laughing]

[bucket clanking]

[faucet water running]

[Buck breathing heavily]

[wet flannel slapping]

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

We were tasked with asset verification,

not extracting intel, this is completely illegal.

He's drowning, we're killing him, he's dying!

No water's getting into his lungs,

that's the whole fucking point!

[Beth thudding to floor]

[bucket clanking]

Damn it, wake up.

[Buck thudding to floor]

Fuck!

[water sloshing] [Buck breathing heavily]

Wake up, come on, come on.

[water sloshing] [Buck breathing heavily]

[Buck thudding to floor] Uh!

[Beth shrieking]

Fuck!

[Satoshi laughing]

[Buck grunting] [faucet water running]

Finally, I'm between your thighs.

[Buck grunting] [wet flannel slapping]

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

[Buck] Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, let me help you.

[tense melodic music]

I get you a cup of tea, okay.

Okay. [breathing heavily]

Why does she keep opening the curtains?

Because she's an empty-headed American narcissist.

No, you, you don't know that about her.

The facts of the matter are that she's a,

a mysterious woman with a complex history

and a rich, emotional life and she's soaking wet.

Perhaps she had a shower

and forgot to take her clothes off.

Can't you see what you're doing?

You are reducing the American woman to a comic stereotype,

so you don't have to deal with your feelings about Callum

choosing her over you. - I don't need to reduce them

to a comic stereotype, they do that themselves, look at her.

You've neutralized a threat Callum's new girlfriend poses

by making her a caricature you can scorn and laugh at.

Did you notice this one was shaking?

Yeah, well, she probably couldn't find the hot tap.

[Martin groaning in frustration]

[soft melodic music]

Looks like Barbie's GPS is malfunctioning.

[Beth breathing deeply]

[soft melodic music]

[water squelching]

[water pouring] - Suck on that, bitch!

[Satoshi grunting]

[Satoshi gasping]

What's that? [Satoshi coughing]

Huh, you make another joke, faggot? Can't quite make it out.

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

[Satoshi coughing]

You need to give us the way into the Block chain, buddy.

[Satoshi breathing heavily]

[Satoshi laughing] Oh, fuck!

[water pouring] [Satoshi grunting]

Fucker!

[tense orchestral music]

[door clicking]

[water pouring] [Buck grunting]

[tense orchestral music]

Right.

[tense orchestral music]

Come on.

Following two completely illegal renditions,

Captain Johnson has just forced me

to participate in an act of water boarding.

[eerie intense music]

As I'm certain you know,

President Obama signed an executive order in 2009

banning the use of torture by any government agency.

Here is your tea.

Thank you.

I want it on record that I took part

under the explicit threat of court martial

and under considerable duress.

Please acknowledge receipt of foregoing.

[melodic orchestral music]

[door knocking]

[doorbell ringing]

[tense orchestral music]

[doorbell ringing]

[door banging]

[intense orchestral music]

[door clicking]

There's water coming through my fucking ceiling.

I'm assuming you've let the bath water overflow again.

Christ knows what you do in there.

I'll look into that, sorry.

Yeah, you're-you're new here, aren't you, hm?

Well, this isn't the first time I've had to come around,

not by a long chalk, loud music, raucous laughter,

sundry sexual sound effects.

You know, I'm not gonna be fobbed off with any more lies.

You know, I-I think you and your friends

have got some sort sort of CIA whore house in there.

I've seen all these young tarts coming up the stairs,

every nationality you can think of.

[Buck roaring]

[background piano music]

Listen, if this doesn't stop forthwith,

I'm gonna get in touch with "The Guardian."

As much as they loathe that bleeding heart,

liberal publication, it's probably about the only one,

that has any interest in the truth

and God, they would lap up a CIA sex scandal,

believe you me, do I make myself clear?

[door thudding]

[door lock beeping] [door clicking]

Hey, have you finished?

[Buck] Time for a change of strategy.

[upbeat music]

[door lock beeping]

[upbeat music continues]

Oh, my God, you okay?

It was so degrading.

You must be in shock, here.

[water whooshing]

[head thudding]

Fuck!

Sorry, sorry, oh my God,

as if you haven't suffered enough.

Here, let me help you.

[Colonel Pike snoring]

[intercom buzzing loudly] [Colonel Pike gasping]

[Colonel Pike breathing deeply]

[intercom beeping] - Yep?

Barnes has reported that Johnson

has been water boarding Satoshi.

There's no slack in his rope, I'll give him that.

Maybe he'll choke the truth out of the bastard

and save us a flight.

I'm afraid she's making a formal complaint, sir.

[helicopter whirring] [ominous melodic music]

[Soldier] With respect, sir,

you gave them the wrong coordinates.

[Gomez] Sir?

Acknowledge the formal complaint,

but hold off on filing it.

Let's give Johnson a little time.

Yes, sir.

[intercom beeping] Shit.

Son of a bitch!

[mellow melodic music]

Some call this sodium pentamax,

some call it truth serum.

No, no, no, no, that's completely illegal!

[Buck] I call it an end to your masochist bullshit.

[Beth] International law prohibits the use

of mind-altering drugs on prisoners.

[Buck] Butt out, soldier, that's an order.

[mellow melodic music]

[Beth groaning]

[intercom beeping] - Gomez.

I hear you have a million Bit coin

and even at 15 grand a pop,

that still makes you a billionaire 15 times over.

That's a lot of cash

and unless you cooperate right fucking now,

the NSA's gonna seize it all.

[Satoshi laughing]

That's just not going to happen, stud,

which is exactly why the US government

wants to crush cryptocurrencies.

There's no way they can control them,

much like your wide-ranging sexual desires.

How do we get into the Block chain?

I think it's time you answered some questions.

I'm the one answering the fuck-

What do you two really think of each other?

This guy?

He's a selfish, arrogant, superior, bullying cunt.

This guy is pure toxic masculinity.

- Toxic masculinity? - Yeah, that's just a term

that feminists use to try and manipulate men

into feeling ashamed of being real men.

Only a man with no shame could say that.

Hey, I've gotta tell you something, babe.

Don't call me babe.

The only thing that you feminists have done

is to stop men from being men, you've had their balls.

What, so being made to treat women with respect

makes men feel castrated?

Not real men, the ones that cave to feminine pressure,

well, they're obviously pussies.

Wow, it's amazing how much sexism

you can cram into just one sentence.

Do you work at that or is it just the natural macho bigotry?

So what have you got against men?

Their brutal insensitivity.

Did you experience that growing up?

Yeah, my dad,

Colonel Brad Barnes sure didn't win any medals for chivalry.

[soft orchestral music] [projector whirring]

[Brad] Left, right, left, right, left, right.

Left, right, left, right.

The order was side to side, soldier,

that's insubordination right there.

That's 17, 23 to go.

Suck it up, soldier.

The only nice thing he ever said to me was, "Good job,"

when I managed to follow his orders precisely.

And now you serve the NSA, American military organization?

Yeah.

I blindly follow orders, it's in my DNA,

some asshole tells me what to do and I do it.

Sometimes I challenge it, it never makes any difference,

I get frozen out or ignored. - As a chain of command,

it's a logical system.

It's a masculine system.

Women would never create such a rigid structure,

which is why I feel more comfortable with them.

Ah, I knew it, you're a fucking lesbian.

Because I have a problem with men, I must be a lesbian?

You're deflecting.

Answer the question.

No, I'm not

and I'm done with following orders from anyone.

What's behind your homophobia?

Who, me?

It's just not right.

Does your family feel the same way?

Yeah, my brothers sure do.

What about your dad?

Well, he was a Sergeant in the NYPD,

so what do you think?

Was he as homophobic as you are?

I mean, he didn't like faggots, [laughing]

but there was a...

But what?

No, no, I can't tell you.

Yeah, you can.

No, there was the one time

he was standing in front of the mirror.

[Satoshi] What was he doing?

[soft melodic music] [projector whirring]

[ominous melodic music]

He was standing in front of the mirror

and he was wearing my mom's underwear.

[Beth laughing]

I mean, my dad was no fairy,

you know, he was, he was a tough guy,

he was a good guy and he would go, sport,

playing sports with us and he would drink with us,

he'd have beers and he was strong

and he could bench like 300 fucking pounds.

I can see why masculinity is so important to you.

Yeah, men should be men.

Except when they're not.

[sighing heavily] I don't know,

things just didn't seem to be the same after that.

Even when he was working, I just kept on wondering whether

his police uniform was hiding a red bra and panties.

[Buck and Beth laughing]

Yeah.

Why the fuck am I telling you all this?

I feel really weird. [laughing]

Wait a minute.

[soft tense music]

That's just water. - What?

Oh man, I feel like a real dork. [laughing]

[Beth] Did you put it in our drinks?

Why would you do that?

We believe in freedom of information. [laughing]

[ominous melodic music] [gun clicking]

[soft tense music]

[gun firing]

Whoo!

[Beth laughing]

I feel really good.

[mellow melodic music]

Oh, my colon is a busting.

[phone ringing]

[mellow melodic music]

[intercom buzzing loudly] [objects clattering]

Goddammit!

That glue's about as useless as teats on a bull.

[drawer clicking]

[intercom buzzing loudly]

[intercom beeping] Yep?

There's been a gunshot

in the London entertainment apartment, sir.

It's possible Captain Johnson shot Satoshi.

I hope we got the intel first.

I phoned him immediately, sir, but he killed the call.

[eerie melodic music] [guns firing]

[Soldier] Medevac's touched down,

we've got five casualties on board.

The bird's good to go.

Send in the Delta team.

Have them find out what the hell is going on

and report back right quick.

[Alice panting fearfully] [walking frame squeaking]

[Alice] No.

[Buck exhaling heavily]

[tense melodic music] - Alright.

Alright.

Here you go.

Whoa, silly, no, look, trigger discipline says

that you need to extend and rest the trigger finger

on the frame of the firearm,

that makes it a lot more difficult

to accidentally discharge, I'm gonna be back in a moment.

Okay.

[tense orchestral music]

[door thudding] [door knocking loudly]

[tense orchestral music]

[door clicking]

Ah, now listen, I want- [door thudding]

How dare you shut the door in my face!

[phone beeping] - Oh.

That one, yes, yes.

[tense melodic music]

999.

[phone ringing]

[999 Operator] Emergency, which service do you require,

fire, police or ambulance?

I, I, I,

terrorist alert.

[999 Operator] Police?

[panting] Terr, terr, terr.

- Madame? - Terrorist.

There is an ISIS training camp

in the apartment downstairs.

[tense melodic music]

[Buck breathing heavily]

I'm feeling really vulnerable right now.

I've got a gun in my hands and I've just told you

all of my secrets, but I know nothing about yours.

[gun firing] Oh!

Oh!

They've, they've just executed another hostage.

[George] Well, now you're taking the piss.

[soft melodic music]

What have I done?

I didn't follow orders, did I? [laughing]

[traffic rumbling quietly]

Ah,

what the fuck is this?

It belongs to a volunteer intern

from the American Battle Monuments Commission.

Is this a fucking joke?

Where is our Chevy?

[Bo] It's in the shop, the AC's on the fritz.

Who gives a shit about the AC?

We're in England, for Christ sake!

What can I say? I have hyperthyroidism, I overheat.

Fucking clown car, Bo.

Come on, get your asses in.

Why are you standing?

Go on, come on.

Get your ass in the car. - Ah!

[Alonzo] Let's go, motherfucker, you, you sit at the back.

- I'm sorry. - Let's go, come on.

- I'm sorry. - Man, shit!

Come on, in, come on. [car door thudding]

I'm sorry.

Your dumb ass should be back here, I should fucking drive.

What the fuck? [kick thudding]

- Ah! - Move your leg, man.

What the fuck you think this is, man?

Fuck, all spread out and shit.

[car seat thudding] - Uh!

- Ah, shit! - Ah!

Come on.

Come on.

[car door thudding] - Motherfucker.

[car engine starting] [car revving]

[tires screeching]

[George banging loudly]

[door lock beeping] [door clicking]

Hey, asshole, keep it down.

I beg your pardon? [door thudding]

[door lock beeping] Damn it!

You wait 'til I call the police.

[tense melodic music]

[cork squeaking]

[whiskey pouring]

[Buck gasping]

[Buck] Oh, fuck.

[tense melodic music]

[George banging loudly]

[tense melodic music]

Oh, yeah.

[door clicking]

I just accidentally had more of the truth juice by accident,

but there's plenty left over for you motherfuckers.

[tense melodic music]

[phone ringing]

Yeah.

You were right, the old lady that lives above the love nest

just reported two gunshots.

[gun clicking]

One of them went through her floor.

- Ah, where are you going? - Well, I'm gonna pose

as her niece, find out what's going on.

No, I don't think that's the best idea.

I'm not scared of those fucking idiots.

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about, Connie.

[Connie exhaling heavily]

[gentle melodic music]

Hey.

Are you feeling it yet?

Is it kicking in?

I feel,

pretty stoned.

Yeah.

It's like a cross between Ketamine and weed,

but strong weed,

like one of those indica hybrids?

[both laughing]

What about you?

What do you want to know?

What's wrong with being a regular guy?

Regular as in White, straight males?

The grown up men that are obsessed with toys and badges?

Yeah.

Or the faithful husbands who spend hours each week

watching other people having sex on their screens?

The well balanced men who insist the women they date

have the hairless vagina of a nine-year old girl?

Or the normal men who have an absolute horror of buggery,

but can't wait to fuck their girlfriend in the ass?

Those kind of regular guys?

Sure, why not?

Can you imagine what it would be like

to know you're born with the wrong genitalia?

[soft melodic music]

No.

My parents were like that. [projector whirring]

I had a penis and testicles, therefore I was a boy

and that was the end of it, no gray area, no discussion.

I realized I had to find my own way.

I learned to put myself first,

to look after my own interest.

[soft melodic music]

I never told anyone more than they needed to know,

even in the face of abuse.

I pursued my agenda, my purpose,

which is to survive as a woman.

I have so much respect for you.

Me too.

[soft melodic music]

Aw.

[Beth laughing]

[Sofia inhaling deeply]

I'm fucking bombed.

[all laughing]

[soft melodic music]

Hey.

Are you Sashimi Nakamoto or not?

No.

- Satoshi Nakamoto. - Yeah.

Are you Sushi Nakamoto?

No.

Satoshi Nakamoto.

Are you Saposhi Nakanoko?

No.

Satoshi Nakamoto.

Are you Sushi Nasamakoro or not?

No.

Satoshi Nakamoto.

Yeah, what she said?

No.

Don't tell me that she's saying it wrong.

I'm not him.

Well, who the fuck are you then?

[laughing] I'm Jee Kim Lee,

originally from Busan in Korea,

but I've lived in the US and UK for 26 years.

I'm a crypto anarchist.

What the fuck is a crypto anarchist?

Someone who's dedicated to enabling people

to engage in unlimited free speech,

economic transactions beyond the reach

of the asshole corrupt state's ability

to tax and regulate. [laughing]

Wait, every time you turn on a faucet or take a shit,

you benefit from the state.

Who do you, who do you think pays

for the sate-satellites and the cables for the Internet?

What about the birthmark? You had a birthmark.

That's real.

We knew that when our phone conversations were flagged,

you'd do another background sweep,

so we hacked some old blogs, planted some details about it,

then made sure you'd find them.

Oh, my God, so you set this whole thing up?

It was much easier than we expected. [laughing]

We never thought we'd get

an entertainment apartment out of it, huh?

[all laughing] [soft melodic music]

[soft tense music]

Whoops!

[George banging loudly]

[sighing] Oh, for fuck's sake.

Look after that, I'll be back.

Ooh ooh!

[George banging loudly]

Oh, you, you, I have to tell you something.

Fair enough, yeah, if that's the way you want to play it,

then I'm gonna phone "The Guardian."

[door clicking] Yeah.

No, don't, what do you think you're doing?

[door thudding]

[door locking] Oh, what are you doing?

What are you giving me?

Sodium pentamax, it's great.

You're gonna have a fucking ball, man.

You-you, you're insane?

I know it sounds crazy,

but the truth really will set you free.

Hey, do you like malt whiskey?

Wh-wh-what?

I'm feeling happy.

Jee Kim is going to give me the money to set up a new life.

[gentle melodic music]

'Cause I've got what he needs.

Oh, that's real nice of you.

Sounds like she's earned it.

[Beth] What did she have to do?

[door clicking] - Everybody.

This is George, he's from downstairs.

He's feeling a little anxious,

so I told him that we'll just make him feel at home.

George, hey, we've met.

You wanna have a seat?

Um, I-I...

[Buck] Ah, okay.

So where are we at?

Boys, men, soldiers, they were always cruel to me.

Nobody accepted me as I was.

Well, I mean, you could've been a little bit more upfront

about what was between your legs.

Stop it, there were no complaints,

'til you put your hands in my panties.

Well, what was there to complain about?

You got a great pair of tits,

blow job was fucking amazing.

It was just awesome.

[soft melodic music]

[Protestors] Meat is murder, meat is murder!

Meat is murder, meat is murder!

[car horns tooting]

If this is your idea of a shortcut,

I'd hate to go the long way around with you.

Chances are the animal rights bunch

have fubarred half the streets in London.

You'd have to be something abnormal.

You got that right, fucking vegans.

All fucking whack jobs, man.

And they all look so unhealthy.

You don't eat your meat, you don't get your nutrients.

They're just trying to do the right thing for the planet.

Yo, don't point that fucking thing at me, man.

They're getting their vegan shit from organic,

non-dig methods, they're destroying the soil bio.

Everybody knows you don't milk your cows,

the titties will explode.

[car horns tooting]

[car revving]

[car brakes screeching] [muffled gun firing]

[all laughing]

Yo, the new guy just shot himself in the foot.

- I'm good. - You good?

You straight?

Yep.

[Josh] That's what I like to hear, man.

Goddamn, Kumar a, first fucking day, shit.

[gentle melodic music]

So if you're not Satishi Nakamoto,

then why are you pretending to be him?

I'm sick of the US government's bullying hypocrisy

and endless lies.

One of the chief facilitators in those endless lies

is the NSA, Puzzle Palace,

Shadow Factory, the Fortress of Fucking Fraudulence.

I'm gonna force those deceitful scumbag pricks to be honest

about how they tried to sabotage cryptocurrencies.

How are you gonna do that?

He has lots of ideas, isn't that right, Jee Kim?

You want the right truths to come out at the right time.

I mean, I can help with that.

I've just got a whole new angle on honesty,

just feels so much more free.

[melodic militaristic music]

[intercom buzzing loudly]

[intercom buzzing repeatedly]

[intercom beeping] - Yeah?

I've been trying to get a hold of you, sir.

I didn't hear the buzzer, what, what is it?

It sounds like they've all had truth serum.

Satoshi claims to be someone called Jee Kim,

who intends to force the Agency to be honest

about how it's tried to sabotage cryptocurrencies.

Special Officer Barnes has discharged a firearm

and we've got a whole other situation going on right now.

I'm patching you through to a live feed

from Barnes' cell phone,

it'll come through on your terminal.

[intercom beeping]

[Jee Kim] Cryptocurrencies threaten the banks,

the banks own the White House

and the White House tells the NSA what to do.

[Beth] Cybercom has been monitoring

the Internet activities of various Bit coin users since 2013

via a program codenamed OAKSTAR.

[keyboard clattering]

Utilizing the XKeyscore system and the OAKSTAR system

Where the hell. [intercom beeping]

Where the hell is Delta team?

They're 15 minutes out, sir.

Those shit kickers were 20 minutes out 20 minutes ago.

They got caught in heavy traffic, sir.

Apparently an army of vegans is marching on Parliament.

Vegans, Holy Christ! [military drumming music]

Tell that Delta team I want them there

faster than a Prairie dog with its ass on fire, you hear me?

[Gomez] Yes, sir, right away.

[Beth] We also planted fake VPN services as a device

for observing the online activities of Internet users.

[Soldier] The hodgies are bringing out RPGs,

they're trying to hit the bird, do we call in an air strike?

What are your orders, sir? Sir!

[eerie melodic music] Sir!

Wow, OAKSTAR.

[gentle melodic music]

I didn't expect anyone who worked for the NSA

to be so understanding or helpful.

I thought you were all assholes.

You two are different.

Thank you.

But it doesn't change my goal.

I'm still gonna force your Agency to come clean.

How do you plan to do that?

- Because we- - If you hadn't guessed,

Jee Kim has big issues with authority.

If you heard him speak about his mother,

who was the authority in his early life,

you'd start to make certain connections.

Do you wanna tell us about your mom?

Yeah.

Come on, tell us, Kimchi.

You just totally betrayed me.

I didn't tell you about Megabitch, so you could broadcast it

like some wannabe Instagram influencer.

Some truths need to be told.

My mother had a lot of success

in the import-export trade.

She's a powerful, asshole businesswoman,

who has to control every single thing,

just like they all do.

She used to go through my browsing history,

my emails and messages

and go through all the files on my computer,

until I learned about cryptography.

That fucked her little games.

She tried to force me to give her the key,

but there was no way I was ever going to give it to her.

[gentle melodic music] [projector whirring]

She was a real spiteful bitch, she liked to draw blood,

but I would've preferred to die than give in to her.

In the end, she stopped my allowance,

she grounded me indefinitely.

The only way I got to go outside

was by leaving that ugly mansion for good.

She fuck with you sexually?

Buck!

What? I was just asking.

She fucked with my head.

She sat on your face?

Jesus Christ! No wonder you're gay, man, fuck!

He means she fucked him up psychologically.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

And she often told me she hurt me because she loved me.

Maybe that's why I enjoy pain.

Well, I mean, you know,

I kinda enjoyed dishing it out to you.

Not everyone could admit something like that.

I take my hat off to you.

[gentle melodic music]

As long as you keep your pants on.

[all laughing]

Okay.

[George] Who are all you people?

Oh, George.

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't do the introductions.

I'm Beth from the NSA and this is Buck

and we are here on a special assignment to interview,

Shi, oh, fuck, Shitshoto,

Shitshoto Nakamoto, creator of Bit coin

and we thought, no, we thought this guy was Shitosho,

but it turns out that he's Jee Kim Lee from Busan

and this, ah, this is Sofia,

his Colombian transgender friend.

Do you wanna tell us about yourself?

Well, I, I don't like foreigners for a start,

now I find myself completely surrounded by them.

Why don't you like foreigners?

No, well, for, for any number of reasons.

Break them out, George.

Huh, very well.

Well, North Americans I find crass and boorish.

Central and South Americans are drug peddlers.

The French are arrogant with nothing to be arrogant about.

The, the Dutch I find cold and rude.

The Germans have a superiority complex

with nothing to be superior about having lost two world wars

and the Austrians, I, oh,

I mean, they're second rate Germans.

The Danish are pornographers.

The Belgians are interfering bureaucrats.

The, the, the Swiss are bent bankers

and there's no point in even mentioning Luxembourg.

Did you know that before 2009,

the Spanish age of sexual consent was 13?

So I think that tells you all we need to know about them.

Italian men are mummy's boys,

Italian women are their victims.

The Greeks are peasants with a currency they don't deserve.

Africans are either rabid Christians or thieves

and the less said about Arabs the better.

Whoa! [soft orchestral music]

So what makes you so special?

What is it that makes you so different

from all these other people?

Is it because you were born into the British middle class,

is that it, but then why did that happen?

Did you personally organize that amazingly fortuitous event?

Did you earn that privilege in some way?

No, you didn't, you bigoted asshole!

[melodic orchestral music]

Indians I find dirty and stupid.

Australians are either criminal, criminals or Asians

and there's too many fucking Chinese!

[Jee Kim and Sofia laughing] [melodic orchestral music]

What about the Jews?

Most people like to have a pop at them.

Well, there's nothing to say about the Jews,

that hasn't already been covered by the Nazis.

[hand slapping] Oh!

[doorbell ringing]

[George laughing]

You must be a "Guardian" reader, hm?

[door lock beeping] [door clicking]

What's going on?

A bullet just went through my aunt's living room floor.

I mean, what's. [soft tense music]

[Buck grunting]

Relax, relax!

[both grunting]

[both laughing]

[soft melodic music]

I don't know what that American thug gave me,

heroin probably, but I need to establish some boundaries.

[Beth] Oh, George, I think we've already established

far too many of those. - Oh, don't be ridiculous,

you don't know what you're talking about,

that moron Blair flung open the gates, why?

To establish his multi-cultural society

and as a result, we're, we're overrun,

overwhelmed by aliens.

Hey, [hand patting]

this is Martin.

[Beth] Hey.

[Jee Kim] National borders are just speed bumps

on the Information Super Highway, man.

[George] Is that what you lot think?

[Jee Kim] What lot?

Well, the Asians. [Beth laughing]

No, it's how crypto anarchists think.

Listen, whatever the hell you call yourself,

you-you're living in cloud cuckoo land.

National borders are of crucial importance.

You fail to man those properly

and you lose your culture, your traditions.

No, Martin, everything is not okay,

you are in a nest of American vipers.

You get mosques where the local pub used to be,

people walking about the streets in their fucking pajamas.

Everybody talking in witless Americanisms.

And you also look very pissed or stoned or both.

God, I knew it was a mistake to send you over there,

you are too much of a pussy to deal with those pricks.

I mean, alright, I mean, Asians may not have much

that's worth holding onto, but I can assure you

the British culture and traditions

is, is invaluable, irreplaceable.

[Beth laughing]

You're right.

It is all about borders.

They are absolutely the problem.

Borders don't stop immigration,

but they do cause pain and suffering

and often death to perfectly innocent, lovely people.

They are a massive violation of liberty,

whichever way you look at it.

Freedom of movement is a basic human right.

Opening all borders would make

the whole planet more prosperous.

Some believe it could more than double the world's GDP,

maybe even double the love as well

and the only way we're gonna sort out climate change

is through global unity.

See, hm?

Ideas have no borders

and love knows no bounds.

We're all just flawed humans

just trying to make our way in the world

and all our struggles are connected.

[soft dreamy music]

Power should be collective

and justice equal

and that is why we need to tear down the walls.

Listen, matey, we pulled down the Berlin Wall

and that unleashed the Russian mafia

and that power-hungry midget, Putin.

[soft dreamy music]

This is great.

Everyone's telling it like it is.

[man singing in foreign language]

You okay?

I think I need a strong coffee.

Hm.

[soft dreamy music]

Do you have the package?

It's in a safe place.

Go and get it.

[soft dreamy music]

[man singing in foreign language]

Is Beth okay?

I think so.

Maybe you should give her a hand?

Maybe I should give you a hand.

Cheeky.

I just keep thinking about your tits

and what you can do with your tongue.

Are you looking for a repeated performance?

I think I could really enjoy it this time.

[soft dreamy music]

Go and wait for me in the bedroom.

[both laughing]

[soft dreamy music]

[Jee Kim groaning softly]

[soft melodic music]

[Buck exhaling heavily]

[mellow melodic music]

You ready with the coats?

First you need to make my payments.

You don't trust me?

Go on.

[mellow melodic music]

[water bubbling]

[Colonel Pike grunting]

[water bubbling]

[helicopter whirring]

[Soldier] That's 16 inbound, 60 seconds,

payload six Maverick AGLs.

We'll see how the hodgies like them apples.

[helicopter whirring] [artillery firing]

[guns firing] [Colonel Pike groaning loudly]

Hodgie rockets at the bird, she's going down!

The F-16's destroyed the whole village,

it's full of women and children.

[guns firing]

With respect, sir, you gave them the wrongs coordinates.

[clock ticking]

[tea pouring]

[Alice exhaling heavily]

[mellow melodic music]

A hidden folder.

Your turn.

[mellow melodic music]

It's working.

What are you doing?

I'm uploading malware to the NSA's mainframe.

What kind of malware?

It'll find all files associated with the Agency's efforts

to sabotage Bit coin and then release them to the media.

And you're planning to do that via my email account?

That's the idea.

[soft tense music]

It's not a very good idea.

Because you'll shoot me?

Because the Fort Meade mail server

will reject anything with an attachment.

Fuck.

You'll need to use CBFT,

it's the NSA's cloud-based file transfer protocol.

How would I be able to access that?

[Beth] I've got the encryption key.

[Jee Kim] And you'll give it to me?

[Beth] Sure, why not?

The Fort has been breaking the law all over the place

and it's high time those bullying assholes

were brought to beg. - Dagnabbit!

When did all has happen?

[melodic militaristic music]

The Delta, [intercom beeping]

the Delta team are cleared to terminate.

Repeat, terminate all the hodgies.

Hodgies, sir, do you mean the occupants

of the entertainment apartment?

Kill them, kill them all!

Yes, sir.

And you need to- [phone thudding]

You need to shut down the CBFT right quick.

[head thudding] [Colonel Pike sobbing]

[melodic orchestral music]

This is my lucky day.

This is the world's lucky day.

[traffic rumbling quietly]

They want everyone terminated ASAP.

Fucking A!

[Bo] We're two blocks out, it'll be quicker on foot.

If we meet any vegans on the way, they're dead meat.

I'm a vegan.

[Chip] Get the fuck outta here.

Your brain not getting any protein.

No wonder you shot yourself in the foot.

[car horns tooting] [car doors clicking]

[Moonbeam] Eat pussy, it's vegan.

[Kumar a groaning]

Ah, shit, I've got fucking cramp.

Eat pussy, it's vegan.

Ah, shit! Ah, I got cramp, I got cramp!

What's up, guys?

Ah, I'm just out educating everyone tonight about veganism.

Basically there's a saying, right?

You know, basically men and humans should eat pussy.

- Hey, buddy! - What's up, dude?

Plants eat meat too, you know,

check out the Venus flytrap.

[car horns tooting]

What the fuck you looking at?

You stay in the car.

[car door thudding] - Ah!

[Chip] Never seen a gun before, bitch, huh?

[footsteps thudding] - Fuck you!

[gentle melodic music]

What?

When you watch a building for a month,

you can't help but notice stuff.

Obviously our main focus is the love nest.

MI5 want the opportunity to blackmail

anyone the NSA's blackmailing,

but,

I have seen your flat, George,

I have seen your bookshelf,

I have seen the books you read.

Huh?

"Death of the West," "New Culture, New Right."

[soft tense music]

Martin, you need to hear this.

Five thugs with a set of keys at the front door below you,

gotta be an NSA hit team, can you acknowledge?

[soft melodic music]

Right, I'm calling this in.

Look, I get it, George,

I get your fear of immigrants

and your fierce desire to protect your traditions.

But that fear isolates you, George

and as you shy away from what the UK has evolved into,

you're the one that becomes marginalized.

I've noticed you don't have visitors and that is sad.

You're missing out on all the love.

You fear these people,

but if you let them in

just, just a little bit,

they become a lot less scary.

You have to look for what you have in common with them.

What football team do you support?

Well, if you must know, Chelsea,

I mean, some of them,

this season, there only six White English players

in a squad of 28.

That tells you quite a lot about that.

I support Chelsea, George.

No, you, you're just saying that.

I promise you.

Me and the family go to Stamford Bridge for most home games.

We love it, even though it's been a bit up and down

the last few years

Oh, come on, George, bring it in.

Oh.

[switches clicking] [ominous melodic music]

[tense melodic music]

[gun clicking]

[tense melodic music]

Alright, Thames House has no knowledge of an NSA hit team,

they are either rogue or black ops.

I need to know you're getting this.

Martin.

[tense melodic music]

Are you okay?

Just waiting for Sofia.

Ah, [laughing] hm.

I can see you're really excited about that, hm? [laughing]

Oh, I am so glad that you two guys are getting it together.

Huh?

You're feeling the love.

Sweet.

Sweet.

Ah, I'd better go and see what's going on.

Yeah.

Love you.

[tense melodic music]

Martin.

Martin!

Martin!

Martin!

Oh, Martin, Martin, I'm afraid.

I'm-I'm afraid of being completely overrun by foreigners,

it terrifies me, it keeps me awake at night.

No, no, I mean, they're not really here in their millions

eating up large parts of the country.

I mean, they're draining the NHS.

I fear there'll be nothing left when I need a hospital bed.

It's gonna be okay.

Oh, oh!

I mean, what-what happens if they take my apartment,

my, my money, my, my clothes?

[tense melodic music]

I mean, I have the sense,

that they'll pour through that door at any moment.

[ominous melodic music]

[gun firing] [loud rock music]

[gun firing] [Beth thudding to floor]

[gun firing] [Jee Kim thudding to floor]

[loud rock music]

[gun firing]

[gun firing] [teacup shattering]

[gun firing] [Alonzo thudding to floor]

[loud rock music]

♪ Messy ♪

[gun firing] [Bo thudding to floor]

[guns firing]

[tense orchestral music]

[gun firing]

[Sofia thudding to floor]

[tense orchestral music]

[Buck groaning softly]

[tense orchestral music]

[gun firing]

[Josh thudding to floor]

[soft tense music]

[Connie breathing heavily]

[gentle melodic music]

Fucking barbaric Americans.

[gun firing]

[Connie thudding to floor]

Fucking hoity-toity English.

[melodic jazz music]

[Kumar a laughing]

[gun firing] [vinyl record scratching]

[computer beeping]

[Newscaster] Following embarrassing disclosures

published this morning about the NSA's efforts

to suppress Bit coin and other cryptocurrencies,

there has been widespread indignation.

By midday, thousands of protestors had gathered outside

the security agency's headquarters at Fort Meade,

by the evening, tens of thousands were demonstrating

in various cities across the United States.

[van door thudding]

[birds chirping]

[melodic jazz music]

[tense melodic music]