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So, which one do you like best for dinner?

This one or this one?

They're both kind of informal, aren't they?

We're going to the woods, Caro.

But it is my parents' anniversary.

Something more picture appropriate.

It's not my style.

I know, but we're all making an effort to have a nice time.

Your family, mine. Having dinner, staying together in the woods.

They've been married for 40 years! Who does that?

Come on, we're gonna have a nice time.

You know very well I don't like being late.

Pedro! Pedro!

-Why are you yelling? -You should be ready, sweetie!

Here.

Yours are too old.

No way!

Wow! I love them! They're great, but they're too expensive.

You're worth them.

Am I?

-Don't... don't start with that. -What?

You're not in the mood for... some of that?

I'm crazy about you!

"I'm crazy about you, I'm crazy about you."

Why do you always have to take other people's side?

What do you want me to do?

Come on, it's our anniversary!

We said we'd spend it as a family.

Exactly! You, me, our daughter. Okay... Sofy.

But that lady?

Caro invited her.

Besides, she's Sofy's mom.

-It's fine, sweetie. -"It's fine."

Lovely, isn't it? That 50-year-old lady

with her boyfriend who's old enough to be her... what? Her son?

That's just disgusting.

She's a slut.

Anyway...

-Did you turn off the stove's valve? -What?

-Why would I? -Because I asked you to!

Caro, we're leaving just for a weekend, stop nagging me.

-You sound like your dad. -"You sound like your dad."

-Did you put food for the hummingbirds? -No. I was shutting the valve.

You and your damn valve.

Why do you worry? My babies could die!

You know what? We've never done it in the car.

Oh, Pedro! Stop!

Oh, come on, wait!

Just a quicky, and that's it.

Okay. Oh my God.

I told you so.

-Thank you. -Thanks.

I love the smell of pines!

Hello, welcome! I'm Luisa.

Hello, Luisa. I'm Caro. We talked over the phone.

-We did, yeah. -I'm Sofía.

Nice to meet you.

-I'll be your hostess for the weekend. -Nice!

Would you like a drink while you wait for the rest?

-Yeah, right? -Yeah.

They'll take your luggage to the cabin. This way, please.

-Please, go ahead. -Thanks.

-No, not climbing. -Yes, come on!

-No, not this weekend! -You never want to!

-Okay, not this one... -I'm sorry to interrupt.

Would you like us to light the fire in your cabin?

-Yes, please. -Yes? Sure.

Of all the activities here, which one would you recommend?

Well, Luisa is the expert. She can tell you what to do.

Although I'm sure she'll recommend hiking in the woods.

-Oh, that sounds great! -Yeah.

-Yes, it sounds great. -Yeah!

We want to do some activities, but maybe...

JUAN: HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU TELL CARO?

-...something not that extreme. -I see.

SOFY: I'M NERVOUS, BUT I HAVE TO.

I'LL DO IT THIS WEEKEND.

It's great, you can really connect with nature.

Where's my little girl?

Thank you.

-Come here, my gorgeous girl. -Hello, Daddy.

-Pretty lady! How are you? -Fine!

That's great.

-How are you? -Fine, fine. Thanks.

Happy anniversary, ma'am.

Well, our anniversary is actually tomorrow.

One day to go.

Would you like something to drink?

Why don't we start with... two beers?

-Of course. -Who said I wanted beer?

No, the beers are for me.

Forty years of marriage and he still doesn't know me.

White wine for me.

Coming right up.

I'll never understand you. I order beer, you want wine.

I order wine, you want beer. I never get it right!

-He doesn't get me. -But I'm glad we're here.

-Let's go. -Well, then...

This is great, right? I'm so happy to be here, Mom.

Yes, sweetie. I'm so happy.

So, how was your trip?

Wasn't your mom was coming with one of her boyfriends?

Mom. Did you bring your hair dryer? I forgot mine.

Of course I did.

-Can you believe it? -How come you forgot it?

-And I thought, what's the point? -It's no wonder.

Excuse me.

This is the wood I told you about.

Welcome.

-You must be Raquel. -Yes, it's me.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I still haven't been able to charge your card.

Why are you so late?

Well...

Would you like to provide another payment method?

-Oh... That's weird! -Yes.

I'll tell you what...

Uh... give us the smallest cabin.

-We'd reserved the main one. -No, no, no.

Leave it for her parents.

We want some more privacy.

Okay, privacy.

-Anyway, here's another card. -Okay.

Uh... Just let me...

find it... I don't know...

You can give it to us later. It's fine.

-Oh, great! Well, then... -Yes.

-Welcome. -Thank you.

Something more like Baroque. Do you see what I mean, Chofi?

"Sofía" for you, Pedro.

-"Sofía." -We're not in high school, calm down.

-Exactly. "Sofía," not "Chofi." -Calm down or I'll leave.

-Please. -Sorry, Mom. I'm stressed out.

You were supposed to be the first, but you're the last.

You know how I hate these things.

-I'm sorry. -I need you all the time by my side.

I'm so sorry, it's just...

we got a flat tire, and Pedro had to change it.

We thought it'd be...

-A quicky. -Oh, Mom!

But it wasn't quick.

Those things happen, sweetie.

I'm sorry. Please.

It's inside out, Mom.

That means good luck!

It's good luck.

-Told you so. -What?

She'd bring one of her sugar babies.

What? She's got several?

Have you been living under a rock, or what?

How could I know?

-Come say hi. -Yes, we're coming.

You picked an amazing place! It's incredible.

I love it. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. -Hi!

-Hello! -Hi!

-It's so good to see you. -Likewise.

-Hello. How are you? -You must be Guillermo.

No. Uh... Armando?

Pedro. My pleasure.

Oh. Thanks. Likewise.

You're such a lovely couple.

Very 2022!

And you're both very... 1800s.

Why don't we go to the cabins, freshen up, settle down,

-and have dinner together? -There, there.

You're being a producer, as usual.

What if they have plans already?

-No, I love his idea. -So do I.

-Let's have dinner together. -Let's meet up then.

-See you later. -So...

Are you okay, sweetie?

No.

Listen. Calm down.

They're our parents. It's not as if we didn't know them.

-You'll be okay. -I can't.

-Yes, you can. Here, come. -I can't. I can't.

Come.

Look at this place!

Relax.

Take a deep breath.

You'll be fine.

Hang on.

Did you bring your scent tube?

It's fine. I'm gonna ask your mom for hers.

It's all fine. Breathe.

Look. How do you like it?

-Oh, my... -What?

Uriel, couldn't you find something less... tacky?

-Caro found it. -And we were upgraded to the suite.

I asked several times if you'd like a cabin in the woods! And you said yes.

Yes, but there are cabins... and cabins!

Mónica...

Can we really not quarrel and enjoy our 40th anniversary?

Uriel, it's just a number,

a social construction, it doesn't mean anything.

Except we've put up with each other for a long time.

And now we're here, in a cabin... with mold.

-Eek. -I will never please you.

Precisely.

Don't get too comfortable, boy.

They're expecting us for dinner.

Oh. Just five minutes, please.

-Hey. -What?

They're waiting for us.

Let them wait, right?

-What? What is it? -Uriel!

It's me, it's me! Relax!

-Are you okay? -What's wrong with you?

-What are you doing? -I just wanted to please you.

-Please me? -Yeah.

You wanted to scare me to death!

Okay, I'm sorry.

You're such an idiot.

Why are you laughing?

You forgot about your stress, didn't you?

This is such a nice place, Luisa.

-It has a countryside vibe. -Thank you.

My family has run it for generations.

If you're lucky, you'll get to see the magic of this place.

-What? -It's almost firefly season.

What? I didn't know there were seasons.

Yes. They come here every summer to recharge energy and to mate.

Whoa, hang on. When you say "recharge,"

is it literally, or...?

Like...

-What's your name again? Pablo? -No, Pedro.

-Oh. -Pedro.

What do you do for a living, Pedrito?

Listen. I'm setting up a business...

When you're looking forward

-to working out... -Good evening.

You all look so different after a shower.

And about Pedro...

Pedro and Sofy were classmates. That's how we met.

I'm sure that was one of the questions on your list.

Well, I'm glad you're here, my man.

I'm sure you'd make a decent soccer spar.

-You bet! -Well...

I'm glad everyone could book this weekend to celebrate.

"Forty years" is easier said than done.

A forty-year relationship, quite the example.

Well, yeah. Let's celebrate.

-Yeah. -What?

Ready for the champagne?

-Let me help you. -Oh, there's no need.

No, no, why not?

So polite.

Honey, why don't you take a seat?

Almost there. I'm helping here.

The last one.

Okay, enjoy.

No, no. Hang on. Make a toast with us.

No, this is for you.

But this is your place, right? She should do it with us.

-Yes, sure! -Okay.

-Yes, sure. -All right.

-Cheers! -Yes.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Mom.

Cheers.

Luisa is so pretty, isn't she?

-Yes, she is. -Everything is so nice.

We're having such a nice time!

-What? -I swear!

-More champagne. -You've had one too many.

-You're crazy, honey. -Hey.

-You're breaking hearts! -What do you mean?

Those girls have their eye on you.

-Jorge, don't get any ideas. -Not at all. Actually...

I don't know whether to get jealous or... turned on!

Careful.

Here you are. Enjoy.

Does anyone want my pasta?

What is it, honey? You're not eating?

-How come? Taste it. -Oh, honey...

You need to eat. You're burning so many calories.

Honey... Honey...

How much do you think she pays for him to let her call him "Honey?"

They could hear you!

I already ate today's calories. I'll end up with Uriel's belly.

Hey! Watch it!

No. I'm sorry, Mr. Uri.

No, no. Don't laugh. Actually, let me tell you something.

All of us will have a belly when we hit your age.

That's scientifically proven.

It's a fact.

Oh, yeah, right.

Let's see if you can hold it when you have it.

-No, Mr. Uri. For real... -No, no.

Look. If you want a belly, you can have it.

If you don't, then don't.

Nobel Prize in Literature.

"You can have it."

We've drank too much. A round of water for everyone.

A round of water and a huge round of champagne.

Luisa! Can I get a bit more of soup, please?

There isn't any left, but I can cook some...

No. Actually, I just needed to get away from that family.

-I'll help her out. -No, no.

Raquel, Raquel.

You have the prettiest butt I have ever seen.

-For real? Yeah? -You have my word.

What is it, Mr. Chef? Quit pouting.

You're going to jinx your food.

Did you order some protein shakes?

No, but I'm getting some breasts ready.

Oh, wow. You do have a big mouth.

They must call you "tampon," right?

Oh, Daddy. Don't start.

Don't start.

Why "tampon"?

"Tampon," because you're always in the best place,

but at the worst time.

Oh, come on, Dad.

-Don't start. I would like to... -Or like sperm!

Yes, yes! Or...

Or like sperm.

Why are sperm donations so expensive?

Because they're handmade.

Enough. Shut up.

-That's a very good one. -Listen up.

I would like to propose a toast...

Everyone tonight has tried to make a "roast."

I meant a toast. Listen up.

A toast. And mine will be the first of the night.

-Okay. -That's fine.

I'd like to give thanks, because we're here,

celebrating my parents' fortieth anniversary.

-So cute. -Not just your love.

Love in general.

Hang on. Something's missing.

-Only you are missing. -It's about to start.

Will you just look at that!

-Look. -Wow!

-Oh, Uriel! -So beautiful.

I... I said I didn't want a show.

Just a regular dinner would have been enough.

-Oh, my! -Shit!

I thought you requested it for me.

Since tomorrow is our anniversary and all.

-You're such a big jerk. -No, no.

No, no, no. Let's not forget the most important thing.

Love. I want to talk about love.

Because, since we...

What is love? Right? I mean, when we feel...

-Bravo! -Bravo!

I'm sorry.

Someone else is drinking...

-We need to talk. -Later, Jorge.

-And no more champagne. -Are you for real?

They're drunk!

How can you let him speak to you like that and then giggle about it?

They're having a fight.

-He said you were a prick. -Me?

He called him a prick.

Jorge, you and I are just friends with benefits. That's all.

That's the only thing I want with you. Don't worry.

So, don't freak me out.

Hang on. Wait up... this is too boring.

Play some cumbia!

No. Okay...

Okay.

Dance with me, Raquel.

-No, I don't want to. -Oh, come on!

I don't want to.

-I don't want to dance! -Let's dance.

-I'm crazy about you, Raquel. -Whoa, hang on.

I want...

I want to set something straight with you.

What? What is it?

You and I... have fun together.

-Okay? -Always, sweetie.

No, no. I mean...

This... is an exchange.

It's got an expiration date.

-Okay. Like anything else. -No!

You don't get it.

This... is not a relationship...

Nope.

Hey... Listen, Raquel.

Things have an expiration date,

because people decide to split,

-or because they die, or... -No!

You don't get it.

I'm broke.

I lost everything.

The house, the ranch, the cars. I lost everything!

Everything! So...

Can you just leave?

Bye, see you. Bye!

Hey... What is it?

What is it?

What are you doing?

-What are you doing, Caro? -Will you marry me?

And I just want to get divorced!

Oh... thank you.

"Thank you"?

I'm feeling sick.

What's going on?

I'm feeling sick. I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

There. Come with me.

Take a seat.

There.

What's going on?

I'm taking the relationship to the next level.

No, no. I can't believe you just gave me a ring.

So, you thought the next step in our relationship

-was getting married? -Well, you said so!

When you showed up drunk at home!

I didn't say that. I wanted an open relationship!

Meet other people, explore love to the fullest.

Get out of town!

I feel like I'm dying.

Sofy, your cell phone!

Oh, Sofía...

Oh, shit.

Where were you?

I got some painkillers at the front desk.

Oh. Thanks.

Aren't you hangover?

No.

Is everything okay?

Everything's peachy.

Are you sure?

You... do remember last night, don't you?

Of course I do. Do you?

I clearly do.

Caro, I think we need to talk.

-I don't feel very... -Let's talk later, Sofía.

My head is killing me right now.

Oh... Okay.

How on Earth did we end up in our bedroom?

CHAMPAGNE. TOTAL: $17,000 pesos.

Fucking... shit.

How's it hanging, Mr. Uri?

So, are you down for a run?

Get out of here.

How can you possibly be working out this early?

You're gonna pull a muscle.

How come?

What do you mean?

We drank the same last night, and I'm dying right now.

I'm sure I'll say the same thing to someone my age

when I get to your age.

-When I was your age... -...your knee got bust.

I'm kidding, Mr. Uri.

I'll go get a shower. See you in 30 minutes?

-Luisa's got breakfast ready. -Hang on.

Isn't Luisa's cabin that way?

Oh, you bastards!

Don't tell me you two...?

What?

No? Then you tell me.

You were so close last night.

That's how gossip starts, Mr. Uri.

Don't forget I'm here with my partner.

Anyway, I'll see you in 30 minutes.

What are you doing here?

What do you mean?

I thought you'd left for town last night.

-Didn't we break up? -No.

We didn't break up. We got drunk and...

you said mean things, and I replied. That was all.

Did you sleep here with me?

-You really don't remember? -No, don't make me feel worse.

I obviously slept with you. Who else could I sleep with?

We spooned all night long, even when you were so mean!

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't remember a thing.

Don't worry. It's alright.

Although I can't say the same about the others.

What happened?

I'll tell you in a bit, but...

Right now, I wanna do other things to you.

No...

No, no, come on. Hit the shower.

No, you always make me late. Go.

-Then take a shower with me. -I can't.

-Yes, you can. -Stop. You don't get it.

Am I too dirty? Come here.

-Come on. -Let me go! You'll drop me!

I'm too old for this!

I'm sorry about last night. I don't want it to ruin our...

Don't worry. I didn't even remember.

I thought you'd want to spend the night together.

I was too tired, but today, at the end of the day,

you can come to my cabin, and we can have some wine.

Yeah?

Good morning. How are you today?

Cool as a cucumber.

Would you like mimosas or some orange juice?

-Mimosas. -Please.

-I'll have some orange juice. -Sure thing.

-I also got coffee. Do you want some? -Please.

Thanks.

Happy anniversary.

-What a night, right? -Your regular Acapulco night.

-What now? -You don't know what that is?

No, I've never been to Acapulco.

Don't be dumb.

When you're on a trip, the first night is always the best one.

You get all hyped up and have a great time.

Uriel, I think you're the only one tacky enough to say that.

Anyway, how did the wives-to-be sleep?

Come on, Sofy. Show me the ring.

Oh, Caro! It's lovely!

Oh, right! I forgot there was a betrothal last night.

-Congratulations, daughters. -No wonder, you were so drunk.

And I guess you weren't.

We were all smashed.

-Yeah, for sure. -By the way.

Last night, they slipped a steep bill under our door.

-There must have been a mistake. -I thought it was all-inclusive.

Everything, except the ten bottles of champagne.

It only included one for the toast.

Yeah? Then I think I should talk to the manager.

I am. I said so last night, but you didn't listen.

Never mind. We can go Dutch.

-Seventeen thousand pesos? -Oh, shit.

Why are you so surprised?

You were drinking champagne like there was no tomorrow!

"You were"? You threw up, Sofy.

I don't think she threw up because of the champagne.

Just saying.

-I'll go get the mimosas. -Let me help you.

What's up, Mr. Chef?

What a face! Good morning.

These mimosas will bring you back to life.

I'll drink this and head back to bed.

I'm not hearing that. We're hiking today.

-Oh, no! -Bravo!

No way.

I've got "corona-wine."

Nothing a walk around nature can't heal.

A walk? I'm ready!

Are you okay?

Are you sure?

Yeah. You left your cell phone in our room.

-Thank you. -Thanks.

-Three whites, right? -Three and an egg.

Stop, Mom. It's not hairspray.

Does anybody else want any repellent?

Raquel! Do you want some repellent?

Yes, please.

Oh, thanks.

There's isn't any left.

Whatever.

Hey. Whose side are you on?

Mom, it's repellent.

Yes, but this is war.

You have to define your allegiance.

I'm on my side, and you won't blackmail me.

You work your stuff out, I'm trying to work out mine.

-I hope you're meaner than me. -I doubt that, Mom.

Last night, I proposed to Sofy. You asked Dad for the divorce!

What?

Does he remember?

I don't think so. I don't know.

He wouldn't be cracking his "corona-wine" jokes...

Ready?

Come on, Mr. Uri.

Finally!

I give you the trees of peace.

Trees of peace, your new family.

It smells like Christmas.

They plant pine trees to sell in December.

What? They cut them down? No!

No, no, I don't agree.

I don't think they care about your opinion, but thanks.

-Oh, Sofy, they were... -Don't start. Enough.

Each pair will hug a tree and chat for a while.

What matters is that you recharge with the tree's energy

and to get stuff off your chest, so that the tree unloads it.

-This way. -Wow, I love it!

Can you hold this?

This is too much.

This seems like a very hippie thing to do.

Can you hold this?

-Sure. -Thanks.

It's time to go.

Hang on. This one's missing.

-Are you ready? -Yes!

Let's see... Off we go!

What are you feeling?

I feel us connecting.

You do?

And...

why do you think we connect?

Because you make me horny.

What's on your mind?

Well... I feel ridiculous.

Oh, well. Then don't be ridiculous.

-I'm worried about Caro. -Why, Honey?

She seems happy to me, fulfilled, mature.

Precisely.

Caro...

Can we talk?

Now is not the right time, Sofía.

Caro...

Are you happy?

With you, or in general?

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes, I guess.

So?

Sofy doesn't want to get married.

-Didn't you see her face? -Why do you say that, Mónica?

She even said yes.

-Well, she showed us the ring. -Yes, yes.

But something is up between them.

-And you? Are you happy? -I am.

I'm happy.

I'm grateful.

I'm in love with you.

-Hey, about last night... -I don't wanna talk about that.

It took me by surprise.

Especially, if you're not going to be honest

Change partners.

Pedro...

Pedro!

Can you tell me why you were leaving Luisa's cabin today?

-Excuse me? -I saw you with my own eyes.

-Mom is not a fool. -I don't wanna fool her.

What is it? Did you get bitten?

No, but I felt something was just about to.

Oh, look!

Sorry. There was one on you.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

Hey. Can you tell me why you don't like me?

Honestly?

I've always thought it was you who didn't like me.

We're so stupid!

Remember when you were a girl, and I'd take you camping?

Yes, I remember.

I remember you promised you'd tell me if something went wrong.

And I remember we both promised that.

And neither of us has kept it.

Tell me the truth. Did you and Luisa fuck?

No. No, we didn't fuck.

Why are you asking me that?

Is it because of your mom or because of Luisa?

I could tell you were really jealous.

And not jealous of your mom.

-Stop! Quit the bullshit. -Yeah, right.

I think you want to fuck Luisa

and break your engagement with Caro.

What are you talking about? No way! Shut up!

I know you. Commitment terrifies you.

That's why you sabotage yourself and everyone else.

But you know what? That's your problem.

Do you think they're doing the right thing?

I don't know.

I mean...

I'm not even sure I have done the right thing with my life.

So who am I to talk?

Neither did I.

You?

But I've always thought I'd have a relationship like yours.

But...

But that's not what life had in store for me.

It had a toy boy twenty years younger for you.

That's not what I mean.

What do you know?

Change partners!

-What is it? Are you happy? -Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Mr. Uriel, I love Caro.

About last night... it took me by surprise.

But you can be sure that I love her.

I'm so jealous of you and Pedro.

How come?

What are you talking about?

You're both so free.

You say what you think, you do whatever you want

without a care in the world.

You'd not believe the trouble that has gotten us into.

I can only imagine.

Hey.

Why?

Why what?

What makes you... want to be with someone like Raquel?

What Raquel and I have is...

an... exchange.

I give her something, she gives me something in return.

That's it. It's what I look for in a relationship.

Right, I understand.

Caro and I are opposites.

But there's something. We complement each other.

Even if she has other concerns, I'm trying to make things work.

Well, once you've done that, let me know how.

Cheer up!

What are you so afraid of, Caro?

I don't know.

I guess...

I'm afraid of Sofy and I not being happy,

of not being on the same page.

I see. I understand.

But...

I think that's something we all face in our lives.

Uncertainty.

Very good!

I hope you were able to connect with nature and with yourselves.

No, no, no, no!

Is that a pool?

Is it?

It's spring water.

Sweetie... If it were for him,

he'd always be naked. He loves being naked at home.

Some people love to be exposed, right?

It's not about that. I love being naked, it's wonderful.

It gives you peace. Makes you feel free. You should try it.

No. Maybe if we looked like that...

Why don't we do it now?

Are you crazy, Pedro?

No, thanks. I feel much better with my clothes on.

I didn't expect that from you, Mr. Uri.

Why? Luckily, he still has some shyness.

Shyness? Old guys always get naked first in locker rooms.

Showing their bellies and balls. It's great!

-Really? Gross. -Why is it gross?

They walk around, chat, blow dry their balls.

That's it! The world I want to live in!

Just take off your clothes. It's the best!

Oh, well.

What do they say, while blow drying their balls?

They talk about life, business.

Imagine two businessmen closing a deal, blow-drying their balls.

It's wonderful.

The hairdryer thing is true.

As long as you do it privately.

At home. By yourself.

You use my hairdryer for drying your balls?

Why do you complain?

-You use my razor down... -Shut up!

Okay, ready? One, two, three!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Yeah!

This is amazing!

I saw Pedro leave your cabin this morning.

You did?

Yeah?

Hey, whether I like it or not, Pedro is my mom's boyfriend.

-I know, Sofy. -What's happening, then?

Nothing's happening...

He said your mom implied he was with her for her money.

You know what? I shouldn't be telling you this.

There's no need to worry. He only came to vent.

He said his best friend hates him.

No, I don't hate him.

It's just weird.

After all, he's the guy fucking my mom.

Do you know what he said? When I found out about them?

The asshole came to me, with a doll. Grabbed my hand...

And said, "Daughter, let's go to the arcade."

-Fuck. -That son of a bitch.

I'm freer on that aspect. You know?

I don't like boundaries or drama.

Or relationships...

-What about the chef? -Jorge?

Jorge and I are just friends. That's it.

Like...

Have you ever wanted to be with someone and just have fun?

No feelings. No strings attached.

We have a great time. We trust each other.

-I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. -No need to worry.

It's fine.

And two, close. And three, close. And four, close...

And five, close. And six, close...

Peter? Peter!

Pedro, help me.

-What's wrong? -Help me.

-I'm dying. -Wait. Hey! Keep going!

-Uri and I will rest a little. -Don't touch me!

-Leave me alone. I'm choking. -What's wrong?

How can I help you?

-Give me water. -Here.

Don't touch me!

That's it.

You really held up, after everything you drank last night.

You sound...

You sound just like my wife.

Just with a better attitude, and with more muscles.

Pedro?

How do you do it with Raquel?

Do what?

How can a young guy like you have a relationship without...

well... fucking.

Excuse me?

I see you're both so happy. You're the perfect couple.

That's what I want to know.

How can you do it without sex?

What makes you think we don't have sex?

Well...

Raquel and Mónica are pretty much the same age.

Mónica and I... Well.

We haven't had it in a while.

She told me her friends are the same.

They say and do the same, with their husbands.

Man, I don't know.

Uri...

Raquel and I have sex every day.

Many times a day, actually.

-Are you serious? -Sure.

I guess that's because the...

-relationship is new, right? -Not really.

I can say that Raquel and I...

connect in bed.

But I'm sure everyone connects in different ways.

-Without sex. -We're screwed.

We haven't connected at all, for a long time.

Do you love her?

Yes.

-Yes... -Uri...

Yeah! I guess I do! What do you want me to say?

Then what's this all about?

Is this about the divorce thing?

Jesus Christ...

I thought no one noticed it.

Impossible. She was yelling it.

I hoped you didn't remember, or something.

Can I tell you something?

Sure.

Monica asks for a divorce every time she gets drunk.

Then she says she doesn't remember.

That everything's fine, that it's not a big deal. I don't know.

And you're okay with that?

I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

Oh, Uri...

You can't do anything right.

I mean...

What I mean is...

This is all about being happy.

Are you happy?

I guess I am. I have my home, my car.

I have my wife, my daughter.

Is that being happy?

Mónica, Uriel, rah, rah, rah ♪

Mónica, Uriel, rah, rah, rah ♪

Thank you, thank you.

I hope you've enjoyed the walk.

Our chef, Jorge, made some food, in case you're hungry.

I've made some sandwiches if you want.

I'd like to file a complaint in your suggestion box.

You should mention the mosquitoes in the brochures.

There are so many. I almost died.

We're in the woods, ma'am.

-There's nothing they can do? -No, sweetie.

Mónica, Uriel, rah, rah ♪

Mónica, Uriel, rah, rah, rah ♪

Okay, thank you.

-Thank you. -Luisa, it was amazing. Thanks.

I'm glad you liked it. Enjoy the rest of your day,

and let's meet here at 8 pm for the campfire dinner.

-I've made sandwiches, if... -I need a shower.

-Don't you want...? -And I need a nap.

-I even removed the crust... -They were cool.

-I did like the ring! -You did not!

You liked it so much, you threw up.

-The chef's food made me sick. -Sofía, I'm not dumb.

We're getting married. Isn't that what you wanted?

You said, "Thank you."

Caro?

Can I... help you?

Wow. I didn't see that coming.

Sofía and I have an open relationship.

-Really? -Yeah.

Let's go.

Move aside. It's hot in here.

Careful! Look where we're going!

-No, no, no... -Oh, come on.

Give it to me.

-Right there. -Oh, yeah.

Take that, honey. Give me more!

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Pedro.

-Go. I won't be long. -Yes, sweetie.

Okay.

Oh, my God. What a great fuck.

Where's your cigarette?

Oh, Baby...

Oh, yeah, Baby.

Yeah... What's going on here?

Where are you, sweetie?

Motherfucker!

I'm sorry.

-You hit me, asshole! -I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Are you okay? I couldn't know it was you, sweetie.

And who the hell could it be?

How could I know, damn it? I didn't know what or who.

I thought it could've been anyone, but you.

That's what I get for being stupid.

Don't say that, sweetie.

I honestly loved it. We can start over if you want.

-I can go again... -Get off of me!

What a great idea.

No more wine for me.

Sweetie, you need to understand it's been 15 years...

without intimacy.

I thought I was dreaming.

Fifteen years?

-But the way you reacted... -My reaction?

You scared me.

You haven't been with anyone else in all these years?

All this time... I thought you were banging your secretary.

Or the cleaning girl at least.

Well, no.

Why, Uriel?

I would have been cool with it. I never missed it.

But I thought you did.

Of course I missed it.

Why would someone who loves you want to be with someone else?

Being with other people has nothing to do with love.

Why don't they say it from the beginning?

Because they're afraid.

-Afraid of what? -Not meeting their expectations.

Who's testing the other person? Is there an expectations list?

They feel pressured by the other person.

Pressured?

Pressured...

I...

Well...

I think every couple has its rules.

She's so crazy, man.

She kissed her on the lips!

She was with another girl.

Damn it!

What happened, chef? Help me out.

What happened, chef?

Unbelievable.

Come on.

-Where are you taking me? -Make room, please.

Let's get you seated.

Let's go, chef.

Let's see.

-No... -Sit down, sit down.

What was in those sandwiches?

-I just want to talk to her. -No, chef. Go to sleep.

There, there. Sleep now.

Raquel says there's nothing better than a cigarette after...

Yeah, right. We were having...

-What's... -Well...

-He accidentally kicked me. -Oh, God!

That Uri, he's a beast.

I saw you really going at it.

Throwing things at each other.

I could report you for invasion of privacy.

-Oh, really? -Really.

In that case, I could report you first, right?

Do you think I didn't see you spying on us?

Just kidding. Don't worry.

I didn't see anything.

Pedro. How much does she pay you?

Excuse me?

Raquel. How much does she pay you for the... exchange?

Raquel and I don't have that kind of exchange.

I double her offer.

What we have...

is worth more than a thousand golden coins.

-A good love is better than... -A thousand sacks of gold?

-That's it. -Oh, please.

You're not fooling me.

Tell me how much. Do you have an hourly rate?

-A daily rate? -I said Raquel is not paying me.

She's having a bad moment now and I want to help her.

Julián? What happened? I've been waiting for your call since yesterday.

I don't care it's the weekend. I need that loan now!

You said you'd solve it. I haven't heard from you.

I can't keep this up.

Julián, I need an answer now.

It's important. Please. Figure this out.

Could you catch some sleep?

No.

I have a lot on my mind.

Do you want to talk?

No. It's late.

We'll figure it out.

Jorge?

Are you all right?

Did you wet yourself?

I was peed on.

We need to talk.

You know I wasn't expecting Caro, right?

-Yeah, right. -She came to my cabin.

Yeah, right... Kisses, and...

What happened?

Nothing.

Okay.

-Let me help you. -Don't worry. I've got it.

-Do you want to be useful? Get water. -I always carry the cake.

Water?

-Now you can drink. -Let me pour, first.

Thank you, Mr. Uriel.

-Well... -Come, sit here.

I'd like to propose a toast.

A toast to 40 years of learning by your side.

Thank you, Sweetie.

You're welcome.

It's been 40 years of experience, adventures,

lots of love

and the most important part...

After 40 years, we'll see our greatest treasure

-forming a family. -Forty years.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

What a speech!

How was it 40 years ago?

How was the proposal?

It was a show, literally.

Tell us, mom.

Well, firstly, my family didn't want us to get married.

Not because of him. He was nice. But his family...

was quite... vulgar.

My uncles, vulgar? No way.

Just so you can have an idea.

Once my father-in-law sat down,

and one of his balls slipped out of a hole in his pants.

The guy had massive balls, huh?

His brother hawked a loogie in one of my mother's orchids.

I'd forgotten about that.

He still laughs about it.

My mom was worried they'd kick her out of the Rotary Club,

in case the other ball slipped out during the wedding.

And then?

The wedding day came...

There I was, with my dress, looking gorgeous.

A white limousine waiting for me.

My mom comes up to me, grabs me by my shoulders and said...

Well, she begged me not to get married.

She said, "We can go to Europe right now."

You'd never told me about that.

And here I am. 40 years later.

Let's not remember only the bad parts, right?

We need to remember the good parts, too.

We were madly in love. We were young.

We had many adventures, crazy things. We were...

Moni and I against the world.

-Yeah. -I remember it differently.

Oh, really? Tell me, how do you remember it?

-I was terrified. -Oh, really?

-Yeah. I told you. -Amazing. Did you?

I kissed Luisa.

-What? -I saw them.

I saw them with my own eyes.

-Their tongues intertwined. -Jorge, Jorge!

-I told you to go and drink some water. -You did what?

I don't want you to panic. I know you are afraid, Sofía.

I don't want to be like them, in 40 years. Full of regret.

Wait a moment. We never regretted anything.

And you go and kiss Luisa? What's the point, Caro? I don't get it.

Why Luisa? Why Luisa?

And you? Don't you want to know how I feel?

-Can you go to the kit...? -Do you want to know how I feel?

No. Luisa, that's so unprofessional.

You should give us our money back.

Raquel, don't be insensitive. Please.

Your money problems are a thing.

But don't try screwing Luisita for the money.

She asked how much you paid me. I got mad and tried to deny it.

Don't drag me into this.

-I told you to talk with Raquel. -About what?

-Calm down. -He spent the night with me...

Sweetie! Sweetie!

-Let me explain, please! -Stop that already.

Do you go from cabin to cabin?

Right.

Are you mad I didn't go to yours?

-You broke-ass... -Have some respect, asshole.

Respect? Do you want respect?

After asking me how much I was getting paid...

she offered me twice as much!

Oh, please.

-Mom! -Please.

No, no! Stop!

-Enough! -I'll kill you!

Enough!

That's enough!

I'm ninety-nine percent sure I screwed up.

You can be one hundred percent sure.

I don't wanna know.

I'm a control freak.

I agree.

So, we're not getting married.

No, we're not.

Are we opening the relationship?

No. We're not doing that either.

I don't even know if that's what I want.

Do you think that Uri and Mónica were ever happy?

I don't know.

Probably not.

You know why I didn't listen to my mom

about going to Europe on the day of our wedding?

Why?

Because the day I lost my virginity to you,

you made me believe

no one else was going to love me if I didn't marry you.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know you felt that way. Or that it came off like that.

I think I've been living in anger since that day.

Thinking about the "what ifs."

I'm sorry. You...

You're not to blame for something we both decided.

It scares me to think that one day

we could end up like them.

That's the beauty of life.

Uncertainty.

I don't regret it.

We have Caro.

We also have the timeshare in Acapulco.

I don't regret it either.

Forgive me.

What do you want?

I don't know.

I don't know, I just...

want to figure it out with you.

Me too.

-What are you afraid of? -I don't know.

Getting hurt. All relationships end.

Hey.

What if we split up?

I mean...

You're in a marriage you never wanted.

And I'm in a marriage where I became a companion pet.

That's it.

I'm scared.

Me too.

I'm sorry...

I talked about private things with others instead of you.

I was really scared.

I love you.

I'm sorry for being insecure.

I love you too.

-Do you like me? -Yes.

I love you, Caro.

Thank you.

Yes?

-A gift for Ms. Raquel. -Yeah?

From the gentleman.

Thank you.

What's this?

"You have the most beautiful butt I've ever seen."

This is the surprise Luisa helped me organize.

Before everyone went crazy.

Oh, sweetie.

But it's full of stretch marks.

Mine too.

Listen.

I do need to know what you were doing in Luisa's cabin.

Why did you spend the night there?

Okay.

I felt awful after what you told me.

You basically said I was an escort.

It's true. I'm sorry.

Then you said you had no money and that's why we were over.

It's true. I'm sorry.

-What does that have to do with Luisa? -It's nothing.

I saw her, she invited me in, we talked, it's all. I swear.

-Oh, come on. -I promise!

Raquel, I swear. I can even use Excel now!

Really. I asked for help with my business. That's all.

You know how I feel about you, Raquel.

Well...

My loan was denied.

I'm really sorry. I can't help you with your business.

I'm really sorry, sweetie.

Mine was approved.

Really?

-No way. -I did. Only one thing...

Now I can spoil you the way you've been spoiling me.

Don't worry.

I won't tell anyone. They get turned on by thinking I'm your escort.

There's no one here. We're here!

-They overslept. -No one's here.

-That's weird. -Luisa?

-What time is it? -For fuck's sake.

-They're gone. -Where's our breakfast?

I guess they overslept.

-Maybe. -We should leave, then.

-I'm hungry. -It's our last breakfast together.

I'll prepare something.

-I'll make breakfast. -Great.

-I'll help you. -Help me out.

With the chairs? Okay.

-She's going to show off. -What was that, Pedro?

You're going to cook something great.

-Let's see. -We have some eggs.

Chilaquiles. Green sauce, chilaquiles...

Okay.

-Give me the cups. -Thanks.

Everything's over there.

-Do they have glasses? -Here we go.

-Yummy. -That looks nice.

You'll see it's delicious.

One question. What happened with Luisa?

She probably had a good sausage, already.

And she complained about Uriel's dirty jokes.

-You're from a dirty hood now. -I got you good.

Good morning. Sorry. We lost track of time.

-That's how they call it now. -Things happen.

I wanted to apologize, for everything that happened.

Don't worry, Mr. Chef. That slap you gave Uriel was tremendous.

Can we have an encore? I want to film it.

-Let him slap you instead. -Turn the other cheek, Uri.

Have a seat. Do you want some?

-Sure. -Please, join us.

-Thanks. -I'm going...

-Help me with this. -Thank you so much for breakfast.

Thank you? No way!

-Take it off the champagne bill! -No, no, no.

Actually, I took care of it.

Yeah. That day, he paid everyone's bills with his card.

-No way. -You did, honey?

-Thank you, Pedro. -Don't worry, Babe.

Actually, I want to celebrate with you all

for closing the deal on my business. And not just that...

I have a new partner now.

The best partner, and now friend.

Someone I really admire.

I want to be like him when I'm older.

-Mr. Uriel -"Uri" for my friends, Peter.

While we're celebrating, I'd like to say something too.

I wanted to thank you all for this weekend.

I learned a lot.

We also wanted to tell you that, after 40 years,

Moni and I decided to go different ways.

-Pedro! -What are you talking about?

Your mom has to go to Europe. She's waited for 40 years.

-What? -As for me...

I'm going back to business, with my dear Peter.

Hell, yeah!

You have my respects.

-Thank you. -Mom, is this for real?

You heard your father.

-Are you getting a divorce? -No, no.

Don't see it like that.

Your father will always be my best ally.

-Especially, to put up with you. -Exactly.

One of you can ride back with us if you want.

Why's that?

We're driving back together.

Of course we are.

-Come on! Everyone, eat! -Let's toast to today!

-Cheers. -Thank you.

Cheers.

-What do you think? -It did get cold, yeah.

It was cold, but good!

-It's good for you. -It was ice cold, but nice.

Well, everyone.

We're leaving. Thank you for everything.

We're leaving too.

We'll walk you out.

I want to buy some things.

Yeah.

-See you later. -Mr. Chef, nice meeting you.

This was very good.

It was.

Caro...

This is what I want for the rest of my life.

To take care of each other.

To grow old together.

For you to be by my side when I get my hip replaced.

You're going to need that after all of the strip tease.

I'll be an annoying old lady.

You'll have to put up with me.

I want that too.

I want you to know there's no need to be afraid.

Tell me if you want to try something new.

Okay?

And trying new things doesn't mean jeopardizing our love. Okay?

Yes.

I'm working on that.

Me too.

Hey. I love you.

I love you too.

-Shall we? -Let's go.