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you late

you excited what about spending the weekend with my dad

you barely contain yourself

how's your mother yeah she's fine

Terry's fine too

how are you and Richard

and

what's your password

I forget if you want your own password muscle memory

yeah let me target

oh wait um

remember this

you can use it now give yourself a on the back

I'm getting out

food okay right

better than what Terry cooks when he cooks

which is an often thank god

recipe is Jamie Oliver

you could try your recipe tomorrow can't cook

how you gonna survive in horse

ready meals fast food

yeah I got something to drive you there

I don't know why you're doing so

because you're not thinking about it

that's what I'm saying

you going out

maybe you want to hang out

we can hang out later when we're cooking

don't be needy dad in university it's not Alaska

do you have a blender I don't have a blender

Jimmy Oliver says you need a blender

duly noted

I told you we needed a blender

that tastes nice anyway

it's not exactly a burger though

then what exactly is it sandwich filling

very tasty sandwich filling

no that's a good idea for a book

Jamie Oliver's 30 Minute Sandwich Fillings

oh

it's only when I'm stressed

same here

Richard break Up with me

said it wasn't going to work

you know different unis

I mean it could have worked isn't it

if you'd wanted it to

6 months of my life just thrown away

it's a long time

yeah you were married

well your age 6 months is forever

as you get older

time compresses

why did you guys break her

feelings change the ABS

you think you know somebody you don't

Hmm Hmm

thank you

do you rent this

deposit some form of identification yes

I'm looking for a camera with a zoom lens up

32 to 300 may I

what are you shooting

wildlife birds

I'm assuming from the long lens birds yeah

I don't have the exact lens in stock

but I do have an older one

with the approximate focal range

will that take the same pictures quite similar

I presume you'll be choosing a discreet advantage

but if you use this filter

it masks the glare from the lens

then you can keep the camera speed a bit slower

maybe open the aperture a bit more

tell me these birds

are they in flight home

at rest

did you hear that

exactly when the DSLR takes a picture

it normally makes a digital shutter sound

but I patched in a firmware upgrade

which keeps it silent

so as not to disturb your birds

excuse me are you Alexa's father

you probably don't remember me Trisha

oh Trisha I'm sorry I didn't it's fine

is she going to uni

next week it's great

are you a photographer

it's just a hobby

do you want to take a picture of me

do you like it

you will be delighted to know

that the rain today was a one off

I was thinking of Johnny here tomorrow in the park

why do you need a tan what do you think

yeah you need a tan

dad

do you mind

you are yours

you fancy an ice cream I haven't seen the man

what man the ice cream man

and go look for him

ha ha

what the fuck

no

so

Alexa

Alexa

you disappeared I slid

how to change

I saw your clothes I put them in the wash

found this

what's on it pictures from the office party

sad dad's done soon

so I dance

am I prettier than her

of course