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It looks like Castells is going to reopen the Sutherland case.

You think this is a cover-up?

No, let's not jump to conclusions.

- Now's not a good time. - Make time, we've got a problem.

The watch was planted. He didn't do it.

Laura, I promise you this is the first time I've heard of it.

A position's come up in New York.

- I want us to move forward. Have a family. - You're putting a lot on me all at once.

I should go.

Why?

I can sense when two people have seen each other naked.

And you two have definitely seen each other naked.

You said it was the end and that I wouldn't get hurt. I want more fucking money!

I've called the police.

They are on their way.

Guess, who turned up at the offices of Cabell i Serrat?

So Mariona is involved?

That's what I'll be asking her once she's spent a night in the cells.

Yes, okay. Well, I know they're proud of it, but it's not all that.

How's all that?

I'm telling you.

It's pig ugly.

Don't rate it.

It's the Sagrada Familia, how can you say that?

Emperor's New Clothes, love.

The spire of a church

should represent...

the human soul soaring towards heaven.

Oh, like our church?

Alright. But if you do have spires, they should not look like some

Novelty ice cream cones.

Well, I beg to differ. I thought it was spectacular.

You got the...

- Hola-Barcelona, card. - No, no, you've got it.

No, Amanda.

- I specifically asked if you had it. - You most definitely did not - Richard.

Well, we just have to get normal tickets.

But, it is coming out of your pocket money!

Come on..

- Hold on. - Yes.

Hey.

We've got an incident on the main concourse.

We need an ambulance at the main concourse immediately. And contact the police.

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Hello.

It's me.

- Yes, I know it's you. What's up? - I'm dying, Laura.

I've had four Trifásicos for breakfast and they're not even hitting the sides.

OK, thank you, but I don't know if I need hangover updates.

Okay. So there's been an incident at the Sagrada Familia Metro station.

What kind of incident?

It's all a bit murky. It's a row between a British

couple and a traffic cop. End result, the traffic

cop's being treated for a concussion and a perforated eardrum.

Oh, God, they're not gonna like that.

And the Brit had a heart attack and is on a ventilator in the ICU.

Do we know names?

Yeah, Mr. Richard Watkins, who's a language teacher, and his wife Amanda

Watkins, she works in pharmaceuticals. They're from Leighton Buzzard.

Where is Leighton Buzzard?

Bedfordshire. Did you ever leave London when you lived in the UK?

I didn't leave W10 if I could help it.

OK, look, somebody's at the door.

Erm, don't have any more pick-me-ups. See if you can find out

more about this Watkins case and I'll see you in the office.

Hello?

Laura, it's Fabian. We need to talk.

You like Serrat?

I don't know. One of the receptionists in the consulate thought I might like it.

It's for old hippies.

Right up my street then.

Guess my favourite type of music.

I don't know.

Yacht rock.

It's not yacht rock.

I'm guessing the reason for your visit isn't

solely connected to preferred music genres.

Reasons.

Okay.

One, I wanted to explain to you what is going on with the bouncer.

That would be very helpful.

I knew nothing about the bouncer story being a fabrication.

As far as I knew it was completely true.

So why is Mariona Cabell involved?

Her father's Juan Cabell.

He's retired now.

Yeah, I know about him. Inspector Castells told me.

Inspector Castells!

What about him?

Well, let's just say...

has flaws like everybody else.

Anyway, old Cabell

knows some of the individuals at the party on the yacht.

On your yacht.

I wasn't there.

I suspect he got his daughter, to

work up a scapegoat in order to protect them.

Mariona does not just represent me.

And I'm not the only person in Barcelona with a certain reputation.

Which is not wholly deserved because

everybody in my line of work has...

has to rub shoulders with some people who are

less the perfect.

Crooks.

I had no idea the bouncer was being set up to take the fall.

It wasn't to protect me because...

I don't need protecting.

What's the other reason for this surprise visit?

I really want to fuck you again.

Oh God, yes!

Let's do it right here right now on the table. What are we waiting for?

What are we waiting for? Yes.

You really think you can just swan in here and say that and I'll send the coffee cups

flying because I'm so turned on by your audacious honesty.

That was the plan, yes.

Well, I don't like it

or find it attractive.

Really?

Did the other night.

Several times.

Maybe. But here's the bad news.

This isn't a Jackie Collins novel

and you aren't the power of all sex.

I can enjoy plenty of things and not then be

swept away on a tsunami of helpless desire.

Plus, I have a boyfriend.

Yeah, he's lucky, yeah.

Because you're very

you're...

smart and funny as well.

And...

I don't always have people around me as smart as you.

That's the civil service fast track for you.

I have to go to the office now.

Well, bye then.

Wait.

You strike me as a person that likes things to be clear and truthful.

Where possible.

It was better with me than with your boyfriend.

Believe me, it's not arrogance, but...

We just have something. We both knew it their first moment on the yacht.

That's none of your business.

Please tell me you found that skinny bitch.

Good. And this time make sure there are no fuck ups or witnesses.

It was just a mix-up over the tickets. We forgot our Hola-Barcelona card, went to

get normal tickets. There was an issue with the machine, so Richard gave it a thump.

The police officer came over and started yelling at him. Richard tried to answer

him in Spanish, but he suddenly became very angry and pretended not to understand.

Perhaps he didn't.

Are you trying to tell me that a Catalan police officer doesn't understand Spanish?

And in what sort of world is my husband the person you would draw a truncheon on?

Knock, knock down and...

force his face into the ground.

What sort of person does deserve that treatment, in your opinion?

Nobody.

And that is not what I meant, young man.

Well, I've spoken very briefly to the Barcelona police

and they say that your husband became aggressive.

Richard is very gregarious. He's like a Roman candle of opinions.

Whether it's the Sagrada Familia or...

or why he thinks it's a good thing that.. that tigers become extinct.

Oh. he thinks that?

There's plenty of things that Richard doesn't like.

Big cats.

Leaf blowers.

Dried fruit.

Scripture down graders.

and the National Education Union.

Did he hit the machine hard?

Uhhh.. Richard is a big man. I mean, sometimes he just doesn't realise.

You hit the police officer quite hard though

because he has a significant ear injury.

Yes, I did with my shoe because I could see that Richard was struggling.

Obviously I am sorry about his ear, but he was behaving like a mad dog.

Okay look, let me speak to the police.

I do have to say that they are considering

pressing charges against you and your husband.

Us?

No, no.

We were the ones who were assaulted.

My husband might die.

And then I would have lost my best friend.

You don't have children?

No, God didn't see fit to bless us with any...

for which I am eternally grateful.

Richard spends quite enough time with his pupils. And I'd make a dreadful mother.

My work and my travel and my church are quite enough for me.

Okay, well let's try and sort this all out.

Young man.

She meant young gay, non-white man, obviously.

How does she work out your age?

The look and the tone was certainly less than

warm, but she was also highly stressed.

Maybe.

He's right about tigers, though.

They're C***s

They're Baptists.

The...

Watkins. Not...

Tigers. She said scripture down graders. So I checked the hospital records.

Umm.. Makes sense.

What do Baptists believe in?

Clue is in the name?

I mean, yeah, but it can't just be about getting your head dunked underwater.

Soul freedom and scripturaire.

Some of them are Calvinists, but they're also Congregationalists.

So there's plenty of variety.

Right.

My parents are Baptists, actually.

Progressive ones. Anyway, I'm gonna talk to Castells.

Get me some paracetamol and some coffee.

Get it yourself.

So I've been released under investigation.

What did they ask you?

My preferred Gazpacho recipe.

What did you say?

Crazy people come into my office shouting all the time.

They haven't got anything else.

Obviously the bouncer hasn't talked any more...

given the little warning he received in prison.

Okay, I'll meet you in thirty minutes.

Make it ten.

Laura Simmonds.

Hello, can I help you?

Hello?

Is the 18ᵗʰ of May still the wedding date though?

How are you feeling Mariona?

I'd hope your night in the cells was not too stressful.

Yeah... that too. Come on, this could screw everything up.

We haven't got time for pleasantries.

You never have time for anything much except fucking and planning.

Decent title for my autobiography - thank you.

I haven't heard of a date change. I do know it won't take place in El Faro.

Where then?

I don't know for sure, but I would guess the bar where he seduced

Madame Consul with some cheap wine and a plate of overcooked calamaris.

Fabian's also got people on Ibiza looking for Amy Callaghan.

- Why does he think she's there? - I don't know.

She's the only link to what really happened on the yacht.

We don't know how much she really knows.

If she changes tact and says you told her to give a different version...

Are you hoping.... Fabian does find her?

Maybe better for you.

Maybe I should just come clean to Castells.

Oh look.

I have your full attention for once.

Nobody....

wants my full attention, believe me?

Owen McKinley

is a vicious

dangerous man who could bring down the peace process in Ireland.

He's left a lot of grieving families in both the north

and the south. If we don't get a hook on him this time...

we won't get another opportunity until there has been lot more funerals.

- Is that her? - That's her.

Hi Colin.

Hi.

Have you just been to see Inspector Castells?

Yeah... He was just...

updating me on a couple of things.

Yeah, any developments?

Some.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine now.

Just need to call home.

Let them know. So...

Okay.

I just saw Colin Sutherland.

Yes, and...

he saw you this morning.

What?

Outside your apartment.

Sorry? What was he doing there?

Following Fabian Hartmann.

Obviously, it's none of my business.

Well, it might be actually.

Fabian arrived this morning

to put his case.

What case is that?

That he had nothing to do with anything that happened on the yacht

and the botched cover-up might be linked to Mariona Cabell's father.

It might.

Anyway, we released her under investigation.

Why?

She's a lawyer.

She knows her rights and how to handle an interview.

Please...

Don't pass on anything I say in these meetings to Fabian Hartmann.

You really think I would?

I don't know, but...

I would advise against getting too close to him. Colin Sutherland...

Yes, Colin Sutherland is mistaken.

Is there anything else?

Yeah, this um...

This Sagrada Familia case. The Watkins.

Yeah.

You've confiscated their passports.

Yes, they may still be charged with assaulting an officer.

Well, the wife is claiming assault by the police officer.

That's why he has concussion and a perforated eardrum?

- Richard Watkins had a cardiac arrest. - Oh come on.

A 110 kilos, a 46 inch waist and type 2 diabetes helped, I think.

The medical reports show he had advanced heart

disease. This was just waiting to happen.

Okay, look.

No, you look, Laura. Sergeant Parera is an excellent officer

who is well-liked by his colleagues and does work for charity.

And should also not be the victim of hate speech.

Yes, I have statements from two of your compatriots.

What kind of hate speech?

A Gurkha?

As in...

Joanna Lumley?

And their martial abilities and considerable service to our country.

It's a niche insult.

Exact words - 'Get back to India, you stupid Gurkha.'

To a Catalan cop?

Well, Oscar Parera is Catalan, but he also has South Asian heritage.

- Ah. - Why is this not surprising?

I mean, the geezer is from Leighton Buzzard.

So?

So, you know...

He might have a big collection of Toby jugs

and knock one out to pictures of Nigel Farage.

Now, there's a kink that deserves shaming.

The incident was witnessed by two British

schoolgirls, Mimi Howard and Clemmie Ridley Bowen.

Mimi and Clemmie, eh?

From your neck of the woods in West London apparently.

Mimi and Clemmie are definitely south of the Westway.

Well, can you find out where they're staying while they're

here and set up a meeting? I want to speak to them.

I told you Castells would be a problem.

He isn't a problem.

- No? - No.

Or they would not have released me so quickly.

Yes. They did release you quickly.

What did they ask you?

Nothing. It was all about why Lola came to my office.

And I told him crazy people come to my office

making allegations and threats all the time.

Did they mention any other names?

No. They have nothing else.

So what's happening with the Irish meeting?

I'm giving it some thought.

Now your cover-up has collapsed.

My cover-up?

You were consulted over every detail.

I think it may be prudent for you to take a holiday.

Just lay low until we have settled the matter of Amy Callaghan.

And how do you propose to "settle" it?

Well, Van der Meers has a strong preference....

..luckily for you, we're closing in on her.

But you don't need to have any further involvement in operational details.

Take a break, you've been working too hard.

Sure. Maybe I'll do that.

A change in scenery might do me good.

Hello Amy.

How are you?

Can't believe you've had a falling out with Castells.

Not a...

falling out exactly.

Do you think he's...

What?

It's nothing.

Maybe I should be the new point of contact.

Well, he only has eyes for Mrs. Watkins now, I'm afraid.

And you spend all your time simpering and blushing.

OK, so get ready, Laura, for a long overdue bullying grievance heading your way.

He did get really defensive about that cop.

- Yeah, they look after their own, don't they? - Mm-hm.

And remember, all cops are bastards, even if some

of them actually aren't at an individual level.

Irrefutable logic.

Colin Sutherland saw me leaving my apartment with...

Fabian Hartmann this morning and

told Castells.

- Oh? - Well, he'd not just spent the night.

Okay, sure. None of my business.

Ask no questions.

Tom's got a transfer to New York, and he wants me to give this up and go with him.

I mean, New York's cool.

He's coming back tomorrow night. He wants an answer.

What is your answer?

I don't know.

So he was like bashing the ticket machine, and

then the cop went over and started telling him off

and then they started arguing.

Did you hear what was said?

It was hard because at first, the plus-size guy is

speaking Spanish and the cop is speaking Catalan.

But then they said something about...

General Franco being dead 50 years, right Mimi?

Pretty quench to say that to a Catalan, especially in Spanish.

You understood it though?

Yeah, we're doing A level Spanish, that's why we're here.

If you could, I reckon the cop might have too.

I don't know really. Guess so.

But he's under no obligation to speak a colonial language.

- Did you hear anything else? - Like...?

any other insult

of any kind?

So...

just before the cop got his baton out it

sounded

like he shouted

'Get back to India, you stupid Gurkha.'

- This is no longer in Spanish? - Oh no, he totally lost it by now.

So was he shouting back, the cop?

Yes, I think so, but I didn't understand him.

cos you don't speak Catalan?

It's not an option at our school.

I would say the British guy was the most in the wrong still.

Of course you would.

He caused it all by banging the ticket machine.

I felt very sorry for his wife.

She was screaming his name over and over when it was obvious he'd had a heart attack.

His eyes.

It was like

he knew what was happening to him and he was scared.

It must have been pretty upsetting.

I've never seen anybody nearly die before.

Yeah.

He was making weird noises like he was trying to

talk to her and she was crying and pleading for help.

That's when I stopped recording it.

You filmed it?

Yeah.

On your phone, right?

Could you airdrop it to me?

I don't want to blow your mind here, Mimi, but I can speak Catalan.

Really?

Really. And that footage could be super helpful.

I mean, I need to speak to my dad, he said I shouldn't

do anything more without speaking to him first.

Yeah, of course. Let us know when you've called him, yeah? This is my card.

That's so cool that you're like the actual consul.

Plus its Andorra and Aragon as well.

Yeah. That's me too.

- Want to feel old? - Aww.

They were sweet really.

We better hope daddy won't stop it all and they give up the

mobile footage. What do you think he does for a living?

Media lawyer?

- Fintech - Aha.

OK, thanks for letting me know.

No joy on Mrs. Watkins passport. A judge will be

charging her with the assault of Sergeant Guerrero.

That's bollocks. I mean, wouldn't you attack someone

if you saw that your husband was having a heart attack?

Depends how long they've been married, I guess.

Define totally implausible scenario.

Illegal scenario if Mrs. Watkins and the scripture upholders have their way.

I know, but we don't need to like or approve of them either.

We just need to make sure they receive consular support.

There's some good news. Richard Watkins is off the ventilator.

I'll arrange a lawyer and check on accommodation.

Thanks, Carl. For the record, in my parents'

church, they offer blessings to same-sex couples.

Hallelujah.

- I mean, fair play. - I know, but...

That's our job.

Distressed British nationals

and they come in all shapes and sizes.

- Exhibit A - Richard Watkins. - Yeah.

Definitely sounds like it.

I don't hear a "Gurkha", but I do hear "get back to India".

Me too.

What? What's up?

The cop is saying some pretty heavy shit, too.

Well, if he's just been racially insulted.

Yeah, no, it's weird, though. He calls Watkins a fat English pig before

the India bit. And also, he keeps saying, "Avui no." to him.

Not today.

Over and over. Not today. Don't wind me up today. Like, the date is a really big deal.

Putting insults to one side, the cop is going in really

hard and fast. That's excessive force in my book.

Mm, it's very messy. Let's see what Mrs. Watkins has to say.

Maybe I could go and talk to a couple of people Parera

works with at Metro station. See if I can even speak to him.

Yeah, okay, but tread carefully. We don't want Castells getting all hot and bothered.

9:18 am

More demeaning and humiliating comments of a sexual nature made at my expense.

Surprised there's any storage left on that phone, to be honest.

Are you okay calling Mrs. Watkins to get her in?

I don't want to put you in a situation you feel awkward or uncomfortable with.

Absolutely fine, but thank you for checking.

I've been looking at all the cruises.

- If we're not both in prison. - Oh, don't be silly, Richard.

We're not going to prison.

You always have to take the worst possible scenario.

Do you remember the Rhineland?

That family with...

dreadful children. And the mother...

I'm getting off at Baden-Baden and going home.

Except she didn't.

No, she just got drunk and cried a lot.

Didn't even visit the Kerr House or the Brahms Museum.

Can you believe that?

Oh, just let me just get that.

Oh.

It's that young man from the consulate that I was telling you about who...

stares at me like I'm from another planet.

Good morning, Amanda Watkins speaking.

I'm sorry, but that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

So what exactly is my husband supposed to have said to this thug?

"Get back to India, you stupid Gurkha."

Oh, and now we're going to be charged and convicted, of course.

Without further ado.

Well, I suspect there'll be a little more ado.

We heard it on mobile phone footage.

The racist abuse isn't currently part of the

charge. That's for damage to public property

and assaulting a police officer. But the judge might consider it an aggravating factor.

First, my husband is an educated man. He knows that the Gurkhas are from Nepal?

Second, he would never say that to anybody, whatever their background.

And third, I...

Oh, God.

What is it?

Flaubert!

Flaubert?

Richard teaches French literature at A-level.

There's a phrase in Flaubert's novel

Sentimental Education.

Stupid as Gherkins.

Get back in your jar.

That's what he shouted.

Get back in your jar you stupid gherkin!

He says it to the children at school all the

time, only he says silly rather than stupid.

You can check with his colleagues.

Obviously most of them are raving communists who hate his guts.

But a few of them still have...

some regard for the truth.

Uh.. quick word.

I've got an update from the Metro.

- Yeah. Um, will you excuse me. - Yes of course.

I know what you think of me.

Because you make it so obvious what you think of me.

I'm not a bigot or a phobe.

I believe in God's grace and full acquittal upon the principles of

righteousness of all sinners who believe in Christ.

I'm not a sinner.

And let's be honest, I'm also not the one facing the trial here.

Touché.

I'm sorry if I've ever conveyed that impression, Carl.

I know we're out of step with the times.

But I also believe it's our moral duty to not lose

touch with the younger generation.

And to show grace and understanding.

Thank you.

I am also aware how stressful things are for you.

I don't think my husband can go on any more trips if he...

can't reduce his weight and I don't think he can.

Sometimes I think it's fortunate that we...

we couldn't have children.

Did you want them... I thought you said...

No.

No, but he did.

He loves children.

Which is why he keeps working when he could retire.

But I am telling the truth on this.

And I would swear to that truth in front of my God

knowing that only he can see what is in my heart.

You're back.

Where's Amy Callaghan?

She's in the interview room.

Has she said anything?

No, she's waiting for a lawyer.

- What? - The cops got to her first.

Shit!

Castells has Amy.

His people snatched her from under Fabian's nose.

Then I'm screwed.

Like I say, we're working on extracting our problem.

- Hang in there. - Hang in there.

This is what stupid men always say to women who are in danger.

We can increase eyes on you.

But we have to know if McKinley's going to come to Barcelona in person.

So you keep telling me.

But if Castells has her...

and she changes her story, then I'm back in the frame

because I told her what to say about the Sutherland case.

I do understand that, and like I say, we're working on it.

But...

we're so close now to catch him.

I've taken risks for you, but you don't care. The only thing

you care about is this wedding and catching your terrorist.

I'm not going to die for it.

You won't die.

Maybe I tell the whole truth to Laura Simmonds.

She does a better job than you when it comes to looking after people.

I will protect you, Mariona.

And I do care about you and your safety.

Bullshit.

Fucking and planning.

You're not so great at either, if you really want the truth.

I need a face-to-face. This is right on a knife edge.

Sure.

I'm going on a flight to Madrid this afternoon.

Gherkin?

And you believe that?

I think the audio supports both versions.

The quality is not perfect.

That doesn't mean she should avoid charges.

You also didn't tell us that it was the anniversary of...

of Sergeant Parera's son's death.

Not today, not today...

you fat English pig.

It's very clear in the footage shot by the English girls.

I mean just...

rather surprised you

forgot to mention it in our first meeting.

Okay, listen.

There is a lot of sympathy for Parera.

His teenage son drowned.

He has suffered a terrible loss.

Well on that...

I went to the Sagrada Familia metro station and spoke off the record

to a couple of his colleagues and they admitted

that he had been talking obsessively about the anniversary and his feelings of rage.

He wanted to see a counsellor about it.

Look, we might not ever know exactly what happened in those moments, but...

It seems to me like it was a flash fire.

caused by a combination of unfortunate circumstances.

And with Richard Watkins

singular personality acting as an accelerant.

But there is undoubtedly excessive force on the part of Parera

and whether that caused or merely contributed to the heart attack is a moot point.

I think you shouldn't rule out Amanda Watkins seeking her own legal action.

Excuse me.

Laura Simmonds.

It's Mariona Cabell.

I'm gonna give you an address.

Just a sec.

Please come there tonight.

I have something urgent to discuss with you.

Would you like to have a coffee?

Yeah.

Where would you suggest?

Here?

Juan!

Can you get a coffee for the consul's assistant?

How do you take it?

Black, thank you.

Thank you.

- Inspector Castells? - Yes?

I need you for a moment. It's urgent!

Excuse me a moment, um...

Anna, could you tell when Laura's off the phone?

It's not funny.

It's humiliating, I blame her.

How is it my fault?

You left me on my own.

- Completely exposed. - Well, add it to the bullying dossier.

And he got my name wrong. Sexist pig.

So, what's your take? Gherkin or Gurkha?

Team Gherkin, cos it's so

totally weird it has to be true. Although there's still plenty of

bias still swirling around the Watkins conscious and unconscious...

Mimi and Clemmie weren't exactly neutral observers either.

Who is?

Deep!

Fancy a coffee, Alba?

which every neutral observer knows actually means, "Show me your love truncheon."

I thought it was all a big joke.

Yeah, it was and then it wasn't.

That can happen with big jokes.

I think she's embarrassed. I think she genuinely likes him.

Oh God!

I go and apologize.

Oh, no, don't. Leave her. She'll be fine. She knows you'd never really...

hurt her feelings.

It's not about you at all, really.

Oh God. Amanda don't...

try to overcompensate. We're never gonna be mates.

Hi, Mrs. Watkins.

I'll come right over.

He's gone.

I'm so sorry.

I might as well go to prison now, I have nothing left to live for.

They are not going to put you in prison. Inspector Castells has spoken to the judge.

He did bang that machine very hard.

He was cross at me, you see, because I'd forgotten the Hola-Barcelona card.

Please, don't worry about that now.

We will help you with anything you need.

You are very kind.

I'm sorry if I ever made you think...

If I ever...

gave you the impression it's just...

it's just so confusing at times.

I am truly sorry for everything.

I'd like to pray.

Will you...

stay with me while I pray for us all.

Of course.

Thank you.

We ask you, fathers...

to bless all those...

Bloody Sutherland case.

Tell me about it.

And every time it looks like going away, it sparks back into life again.

We'll keep Amy Callaghan from Castells, but if Fabian

doesn't trust Mariona, then she's right to be nervous still.

She even threatened to go and tell Laura the truth?

Well, obviously

that must not happen.

What's happening in Munster and Donegal?

If the Irish wedding goes ahead, we can expect to see some

movement from one or other of the trusted lieutenants.

There's a new phrase in town.

'Forked lightning.' It means multiple attacks across

the six counties and including the mainland.

Crashing the wedding and grabbing McKinley is pretty much our last chance.

What do you mean I can't question her? This is ridiculous! Who gave these orders?

Fuck off the pair of you.