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PARIS: Excuse me. But can we please talk

about the F-word for a minute?

I'm talking "Fashion," people.

Skating and fashion has always gone hand in hand.

If you ain't slayin', you should not be playin'.

Okay? This ain't a game.

At Saturdays, your fit has to be on point at all times.

You can't get caught slippin' or you will pay the price.

SKATERS: Mooooo! (laughing)

And, of course, me and my girls can't afford

all of the designer and what-not.

Okay. Well, not yet. Money kinda funny.

But it doesn't mean we can't let bougie on a budget.

A low, low budget.

Which is why we're rockin' these wholesale

We-B-Girlz windbreakers.

-Uh-huh. -Light on the wind.

And light on the wallet.

That's why we got this whole "chic girl thrift"

look on lock.

(grunting)

Maybe "thrift store chic" wasn't the way to go.

I'll moo to that.

SINGER: ♪ Everybody out The way, it's Saturday ♪

♪ All we do is celebrate ♪

♪ As long as I have fun Family and friends ♪

♪ I got everything That I need ♪

♪ Everybody out the way, It's Saturday ♪

♪ We ain't got No time to waste ♪

♪ No work, heartbreak, No stress ♪

♪ We got everything That we need ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no Other day than Saturday ♪

Okay.

So since we're ballin' on fumes,

what are you guys thinking for our signature look?

Ooh! Maybe something a little bit of sparkle

and a little blang-blang on the wang-wang,

while we do our thang-thang?

Do you always have to sang-sang?

Only when we hang-hang. (laughs)

Okay. My bad. I'll chill until y'all rang-rang.

(laughs)

What about something a little boho-chic?

You know, earthy with some crystal fringe.

Red, orange, fire colors, you know?

Try to keep it Feng Shui.

Okay. Simone, you don't have to curse at me.

I'm just trying to upgrade our look, that's all.

ALL: Wow.

Now, that I would rock!

You know, we'd be killin' the game at Saturdays

if we got those.

Hashtag, "Trendsetters!"

Hashtag, "Leveling Up!"

Hashtag, "How Much Is It?"

ALL: Ew!

Yeah. Way too rich for my blood.

We'd have to get jobs to afford that.

Yeah, like job-jobs. Okay.

Jobs that actually require us to work.

You know what? I actually can get us jobs

that would help pay for the jackets.

-Where? -Don't worry, y'all,

I've got the hook up. (chuckles)

Wait, you want us to hook up your friends with a job?

A job, with us?

(laughter)

-CAL: Hoo! Girl, you are funny. -You are.

Deb, would you please check your daughter's head

for her mind, because I think she lost it.

Oh, no. I don't have to check it. She lost it.

Guys, please.

We're trying to buy these super, cute jackets,

but they cost a grip.

And you guys are our only means of making money.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

You're gonna have to find another means.

Your father and I do not have the time

to be training your little friends.

You don't have to.

I'll train them. Okay?

I'll be in charge.

(laughter)

Wait a minute. She's two for two.

-She's gonna be in charge. -I mean...

(laughs)

Paris, we can't put you in total charge of anything!

You know you have a tendency of doin' too much.

Since when does Moi do too much?

BOTH: "Moi" watching Ms. Ida's bird, Rufus!

(upbeat music playing)

(music continues to play)

(burps)

(long burp)

Please, I'm begging you. Okay?

Simone and Ari will be good workers for Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

We'll follow all your directions.

We'll do what you want us to do, not do, or...

Okay. Do, do, do me a favor and stop doing that.

-It's fine. -Yeah.

Hmm?

DEB: (indistinct) no, no, no.

Fine. They can come work for us.

Don't make us regret it.

I won't! Okay. Thank you.

I promise, I'll be good. Okay? Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

(sarcastically laughing)

You know we're gonna regret this, right?

-Oh, yeah, big time. -Uh-hmm. Yeah.

DEREK: You know what I mean, though? Like Paris.

Back up, 'cause you're all up in here, man.

You need to just scooch back.

Uh, hey, D., hand me that cord.

-Okay. -I'm just tired of...

Oh, no. No, I said the cord, man.

-Yeah. Yeah. -I'm just tired of it.

That's why I got my own...

The cord, man!

What are you doing?

Drooling!

Man, can't you see?

The love of my life out there calling for me?

SULTRY VOICE: Justice.

SINGER: ♪ Oh, I can't lie ♪

DEREK: That's wifey right there.

Okay. Wifey, huh? You said wifey?

-I did. -Okay. I see you, bro.

Then you better go put your skates on and shoot your shot.

Oh, wait, I forgot, you can't skate.

I don't need to know how to skate, all right?

Not when you got all of this.

(chuckles)

Peep game.

Woo!

Woo!

Hey, girl! How you doing?

D-Rock. D-Rock the man. Okay.

Derek D-Rock, your boy in the building.

Uh, Justice, you think we can...

SINGER: ♪ You know who the life... ♪

Man!

SINGER: ♪ And everything's Right, but shawty a man ♪

♪ Gotta celebrate, too ♪

♪ Relegate... ♪

MAN: Hey! Yo!

Come on now.

(alarm buzzing)

You do not have your dirty shoes on my rink floor.

Huh?

(screams)

Skates only.

That's one strong woman.

Am I still peeping game?

Man, be quiet.

Listen, if you want to get with Justice,

you're gonna have to learn how to skate. Period.

How about you let you boy teach you?

I'll be your Sensei

and you'll be like my humble student.

But you-- you're not gonna have me carrying buckets of water

up mountains or swing bamboo sticks at me, are you?

Maybe.

Okay. I'm down.

-Hey, let me have some popcorn. -No.

CAL: (indistinct) a second with them.

DEB: We got this. Okay.

Ladies, welcome to your first day

at Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

CAL: And that's Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

You three, be bagging and boxing the cookies.

-That's it. Comprende? -Uh-hmm.

-Yes, Dad. -Si, Mr. Johnson.

Okay. So it's really, really, simple.

This is all we need you to do.

Cookie in the bag.

Put the bag in the box.

Put the box to the side. Done. Got it?

ALL: Cookie, bag, box, side. Got it.

-Great. -Excuse me.

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, so should one of these fine,

fine delicious morsels find its way

into the recesses of my mouth, right?

Whatever shall I do with it?

Whatever shall you do with it?

Whatever shall she do with it, Calvin?

CAL: Should you become famished, then my all means,

please, eat up said morsel, gobble it right up.

-Well then, we... -DEB: Hmm (indistinct)

would be forced to fire you.

(chuckles)

-Okay. -Yes.

-Yeah, I... I hear that one. -CAL: Uh-hmm.

Okay. Great.

-I ain't even hungry. -Good.

Okay. Cal, we got to go. We're going to be late to the movies.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's that?

What is what? It's my purse.

Woman, you know we are stopping at the Burger Palace

for two number fives with extra fries.

How are we going to sneak that in, in that?

We need the movie purse.

-The movie purse? -The movie purse.

Okay.

-What's the movie purse? -You'll see.

Happy?

A little small, but it will do. Ta-ta, ladies.

-Bye. -Cheerio.

Bag in the box, box to the side.

PARIS: Yes, bag in the box (indistinct)

-SIMONE: Got it. -Excited for our job.

-Bye! -PARIS: Bye!

All right. Guess we'll get to work.

Paris, turn on the music. I bake better with a beat on.

Okay. We're not baking anything.

We're just boxing and bagging.

Paris, I know. I just want a little rhythm.

-Yeah. -You know?

Okay. I'll allow it.

Ruby, play Paris' playlist.

(beat music playing)

All right.

♪ Put a cookie in a bag ♪

♪ And the bag in the box ♪

PARIS: ♪ And the box To the side ♪

ALL: ♪ Got it, good ♪

♪ Put a cookie in the bag And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, good ♪

♪ Put a cookie in the bag And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, good Put a cookie in the... ♪

Wait! No, no sprinkles, Ari.

No sprinkles?

But everything tastes better with sprinkles, Paris.

Yeah. I mean, it's true.

-Paris, it's a universal law. -Uh-hmm.

Okay. But people pay good money for these cookies

to be a certain way and we can't just up and deviate...

ARI: Taste it.

Let me see your face.

Maybe we can deviate just a little.

Okay.

ALL: ♪ Sprinkle a cookie In the bag ♪

♪ And the bag in the box And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, hey! ♪

♪ Sprinkle a cookie in the bag And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, hey! ♪

DEB: Cal, no more scary movies for you.

CAL: Uh-hmm.

DEB: Screaming like you have no sense.

CAL: Oh, relax. I wasn't screaming that loud.

DEB: You were screaming like a little tiny girl.

That little four-year-old was even more... (gasps)

I thought the...

(screams)

Cookie?

DEB: I mean, Paris, like I said, doing way too much.

Way, yeah. Way too much of everything.

I know. I thought I had it under control.

We were boxing, and bagging,

and stacking to the side like you asked.

And then next thing you know,

Simone wanted music,

and then Ari started sprinkling everything and...

(sighs)

I just messed up.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. All right.

-It's okay. -Is it? Is it okay, Deb? Is it?

No, it's not okay. This whole disaster is not okay.

But, Paris, I understand

sometimes working with friends

and failing at it, it happens.

Thanks, Mom.

And I promise this will never ever happen again.

We know it'll never happen again,

because Ari and Simone are fired.

-Yeah. -What? No.

Oh, yeah, honey. They got to go.

We made a mistake.

That doesn't mean you can just up and fire my friends.

Oh, we don't plan on firing them. You are.

Now go nibble on that.

(sighs)

Man, quit playing and wobble those skinny legs on over here.

-It ain't that skinny. -Come on.

Come on. You got it.

There you go. (indistinct) You're smiling too much.

-Come on. -Stop. Stop.

We're almost there.

I got you. I got you.

Look, that, see, that wasn't that hard though.

-You made it. -I did make it.

Uh-huh.

-That was good? -Yeah.

Okay, then. Let's call it a day.

Oh, no, no, no.

Okay. You're staying right here, all right? Relax.

Okay, I got you, man.

Let's do a side shuffle.

Side to side.

Side to side. Yeah, yeah. Do it like this.

-Side to side... -Ah! Hold on, man.

I think I slipped my floppy disk.

-What? -Yeah, yeah, I felt--

I felt it down my vocal chord.

I mean, spinal chord.

-I have a condition. -Yeah, a lazy condition.

Do you wanna learn how to skate or not?

I do. I do.

Okay. Good.

Now, once again, let's start with the side shuffle.

It's easy, okay?

Let's go this way this time, okay?

-So we're going side... -Oooh! The Ice Cream Man.

What?

You want a popsicle or something? Your treat.

Derek, focus. Seriously, come on.

Bro, I am.

-I will, okay? -All right.

-Just as soon as I tinkle. -What?

-Help me get this donut off. -Man, no.

That's it. I'm done. I can't deal with you.

London, can't we just pick this up tomorrow?

There is no tomorrow, D.

There is no tomorrow.

I'm out.

I thought tomorrow was Sunday.

Oh, man. I still gotta go.

I'm popping.

I'm popping.

PARIS: Hey, y'all.

Did you guys have a wedding cake to deliver?

DEB: Your father just put it in the truck.

We are packing up these gender reveal cupcakes

to deliver to a client.

Ooh, gender reveal. What are they having?

We're not telling you.

They paid your father and I $500 not to spill,

-and for $500... -Uh-hmm.

-...we ain't spilling nada. -(chuckles) No doubt.

So, what are you guys doing today?

Nothing. Ari and Simone are coming over

and we're just gonna kick it.

Okay. As long as y'all not kicking it in the kitchen.

-We're not. -I forgot to ask you,

how did the girls take you firing them last week?

Uh, better than I thought they would.

(chuckles)

Hey.

ARI: I am so excited to work today.

Uh, actually, we're not going to work today.

My parents decided it would be a good idea for us

to, you know, have a day off and I was wondering

if maybe we can hit up the mall?

(laughs)

Paris, girl, I don't have "hit up the mall" money.

And I don't have "hit up" anywhere money.

Okay. Well, maybe we can just hang here,

you know, do our nails, watch a little movie. (chuckles)

Or we can make these deliveries right here on these countertop?

These are deliveries, right?

Yeah, but...

And maybe your parents will pay us some extra coin

for making their lives easier.

I don't actually think that's a good idea.

Paris, girl, think about all the good vibes

you will be sending the universe

by allowing us to unburden your hardworking parents

by delivering their tasty life works to the masses.

-ARI: Yeah. -Girl...

-you'd be a hero. -A universal superhero, okay?

We'll call you, Super P.

Yes. Oh, maybe not Super P.

No. Uh-uh. That sounds a little bathroom-y.

SIMONE: Yeah.

But we would call you something

with "Super" in front of it, so...

what ya say, girl?

Come on, girls.

Put on your skates. We got deliveries to make.

-Yes. -PARIS: Let's go.

SINGER: ♪ One, two, three And three, two, one ♪

♪ (indistinct) Have some fun ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ Everyday we'll feel Like this ♪

♪ One, two, three, And three, two, one ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ Everyday we'll feel Like this ♪

♪ Give it up ♪

♪ Get down ♪

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ It feels good ♪

(upbeat music playing)

MAN: Justice.

There is no tomorrow, D.

There is no tomorrow.

There is no tomorrow.

Sensei, my tomorrow is now.

Teach me your ways.

(sighs)

I shall, young one. I shall.

(upbeat music playing)

(music continues to play)

(panting)

SINGER: ♪ Ooh, Bet I'd look Good in some sheets ♪

♪ It's been a long week think I'm finna kick up my feet ♪

♪ I'm craving isolation And a few tangerine ♪

♪ I crave a little me time On my free time ♪

♪ But time be movin' slow ♪

♪ But ain't no stagger When I step I'm a casual man ♪

♪ So I always watch Before I tread ♪

♪ The bigger pictures, girl, I already knew that ♪

♪ Because it is so hot To (indistinct) ♪

♪ It's all good baby ♪

♪ Just think I need To loosen up ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ It's all good, baby ♪

♪ It's all good, baby ♪

♪ Just think I need To loosen up ♪

-♪ It's all good baby ♪ -♪ It's all good baby ♪

♪ Just think I need To loosen up ♪

Derek.

SINGER: It's all good, baby ♪

Hmm, girls, we did it.

Yes, we did.

Got all of your parents' deliveries out and on time.

Uh-hmm. They're gonna be very happy.

Oh, and Simone, thank you for helping make my deliveries.

No problem.

I mean, teamwork makes the dream work, right, girl?

-Yeah. Fist bump. -PARIS: Aw.

You helped Ari with her deliveries?

Yeah, I finished early, linked up with her

for her last delivery at 1515 Pine Tree Manor.

You know, the one with the gender reveal cupcake order.

Oh, okay. So you mean 1515 Pine Manor Lane?

That's what I said.

No, no, you said...

Pine Tree Manor.

Uh-hmm.

BOTH: Ohhh.

-Okay. -Okay.

So if you guys didn't deliver it to 1515 Pine Manor Lane,

then who got the gender reveal cupcakes?

Oh, I'm having a girl.

(laughter)

SIMONE: Your parents make a mean cupcake.

They do. Cupcake. Magnifique.

I mean, they went a little extra on the vanilla,

but I'm not mad at them.

Okay. You might not be "mad at them,"

but they're definitely going to be mad at us,

especially me.

Paris, girl, it's okay.

They'll be fine. We made one little mistake.

One?

One?

Simone, last weekend was a disaster

and this one is even worse.

You guys had one job and you couldn't even do that.

I should've fired you guys when my parents told me to.

Your parents told you to fire us?

I've never been fired in my life.

No, because you've never had a job before in your life, Ari.

Um, yeah, but that-- but that one has nothing to do with it.

Paris, if you were supposed to fire us,

then why would you let us make those deliveries?

I don't know.

Because you guys are my friends

and I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

This is so messed up.

(phone vibrating)

Great.

It's my parents asking me about the deliveries.

Maybe, I'll see you guys when I'm their age.

Bye.

-I think I'm ready. -Cool. All right.

Now, I'm gonna need you to go out there,

real smooth like you do, and go get you some Justice.

Yeah. Go, go get me some Justice.

-That's right. -Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

-Okay. -I'm going out there,

because I need some peace in my life,

so I got to get some justice.

You know what I'm saying?

All right. All right, all right, D. All right.

Calm down. Okay. That's enough, okay?

-Okay (indistinct) -Okay. All right. Okay.

Now, go get her.

All right.

I shall.

(upbeat music playing)

Oh, no.

Man.

My floppy disk.

Are you okay?

I am, now that you're here.

-That fall was a little hard. -Yeah.

But, you know, I'm all right.

I did that, man.

That was me.

Love is in the air.

(knocks on the door)

Boring Central, come in.

What are you two doing here?

Since you're on lockdown for another week,

your parents granted us 15 minutes of visitation.

We asked for 20, but we were denied by the judge,

your father.

Look, girl, we're so sorry for being lousy employees.

We should've taken the job way more seriously.

Yes. And you were a great boss and had every right to fire us.

Although, a severance package would've been nice.

But we don't have to get into that right now,

unless you want to because we came.

-SIMONE: Ari? -ARI: Yeah.

SIMONE: Ari. Look, our bad, girl.

(sighs) It's fine.

And just for the record, it was kinda my fault as well.

Still mostly yours, but also mine.

Come here. (chuckles)

Three Stooges. What' up?

I got some news for you.

Despite your bungling of the gender reveal cupcakes

a few weeks ago,

the seniors at Pine Tree Manor loved the cupcake so much,

that they put in a standing weekly order

with Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

So, for all of your hard "non-work,"

we got you all a little something-something.

(gasps) Ooh, is it a puppy? I love puppies.

You don't get out much, do you?

Well, never say your mom and I never bought you nothin'.

-Our jackets! -ARI: Yes!

Yeah, your mother hacked to your tablet,

birthday password, do better, and ordered them for you.

We found a wholesaler overseas, saved us a few chips.

-Hey, come on, try it on! -Okay.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. This is nice.

I mean, we're going to set it off at Saturdays.

Oh, oh, oh. All right. Give us a little spin.

Spin, spin, angle, yeah, oh.

Uh...

(Paris chuckles)

We had some translation issues.

I got to work on my Portuguese.

(laughter)

Boom, boom, boom.

What? What? Oh. Get it. Get it.

Oh, yeah.

-Well (indistinct) Saturdays. -Yeah.

SINGER: ♪ We're (indistinct) The house, like woo ♪

♪ Right in front of judge ♪

♪ We're about to do What has to be done ♪

♪ Watch you skating down The boulevard ♪

♪ Past cars Kicking down cars ♪

♪ And the coolest Running like ours ♪

♪ Monday through Friday Gotta slide, hey ♪

♪ Everybody out the way It's Saturday ♪

♪ All we do is celebrate ♪

♪ We got everything that we need ♪

♪ Because there ain't no Other day like Saturday ♪

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