All language subtitles for Saturdays s01e03 Too Many Cooks.eng

PARIS: Excuse me.
But can we please talk

about the F-word for a minute?

I'm talking "Fashion," people.

Skating and fashion
has always gone hand in hand.

If you ain't slayin',
you should not be playin'.

Okay? This ain't a game.

At Saturdays, your fit has
to be on point at all times.

You can't get caught slippin'
or you will pay the price.

SKATERS: Mooooo! (laughing)

And, of course,
me and my girls can't afford

all of the designer
and what-not.

Okay. Well, not yet.
Money kinda funny.

But it doesn't mean
we can't let bougie on a budget.

A low, low budget.

Which is why we're rockin'
these wholesale

We-B-Girlz windbreakers.

-Uh-huh.
-Light on the wind.

And light on the wallet.

That's why we got this
whole "chic girl thrift"

look on lock.

(grunting)

Maybe "thrift store chic"
wasn't the way to go.

I'll moo to that.

SINGER: ♪ Everybody out
The way, it's Saturday ♪

♪ All we do is celebrate ♪

♪ As long as I have fun
Family and friends ♪

♪ I got everything
That I need ♪

♪ Everybody out the way,
It's Saturday ♪

♪ We ain't got
No time to waste ♪

♪ No work, heartbreak,
No stress ♪

♪ We got everything
That we need ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no
Other day than Saturday ♪

Okay.

So since we're ballin' on fumes,

what are you guys thinking
for our signature look?

Ooh! Maybe something
a little bit of sparkle

and a little blang-blang
on the wang-wang,

while we do our thang-thang?

Do you always
have to sang-sang?

Only when we hang-hang. (laughs)

Okay. My bad. I'll chill
until y'all rang-rang.

(laughs)

What about something
a little boho-chic?

You know, earthy
with some crystal fringe.

Red, orange,
fire colors, you know?

Try to keep it Feng Shui.

Okay. Simone,
you don't have to curse at me.

I'm just trying to upgrade
our look, that's all.

ALL: Wow.

Now, that I would rock!

You know, we'd be killin'
the game at Saturdays

if we got those.

Hashtag, "Trendsetters!"

Hashtag, "Leveling Up!"

Hashtag, "How Much Is It?"

ALL: Ew!

Yeah. Way too rich for my blood.

We'd have to get jobs
to afford that.

Yeah, like job-jobs. Okay.

Jobs that actually
require us to work.

You know what?
I actually can get us jobs

that would help pay
for the jackets.

-Where?
-Don't worry, y'all,

I've got the hook up. (chuckles)

Wait, you want us to hook up
your friends with a job?

A job, with us?

(laughter)

-CAL: Hoo! Girl, you are funny.
-You are.

Deb, would you please
check your daughter's head

for her mind,
because I think she lost it.

Oh, no. I don't have
to check it. She lost it.

Guys, please.

We're trying to buy
these super, cute jackets,

but they cost a grip.

And you guys are our only
means of making money.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

You're gonna have
to find another means.

Your father and I
do not have the time

to be training
your little friends.

You don't have to.

I'll train them. Okay?

I'll be in charge.

(laughter)

Wait a minute.
She's two for two.

-She's gonna be in charge.
-I mean...

(laughs)

Paris, we can't put you
in total charge of anything!

You know you have
a tendency of doin' too much.

Since when does Moi do too much?

BOTH: "Moi" watching
Ms. Ida's bird, Rufus!

(upbeat music playing)

(music continues to play)

(burps)

(long burp)

Please, I'm begging you. Okay?

Simone and Ari will be good
workers for Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

We'll follow
all your directions.

We'll do what you want us
to do, not do, or...

Okay. Do, do, do me a favor
and stop doing that.

-It's fine.
-Yeah.

Hmm?

DEB: (indistinct) no, no, no.

Fine. They can come work for us.

Don't make us regret it.

I won't! Okay. Thank you.

I promise, I'll be good.
Okay? Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

(sarcastically laughing)

You know we're gonna
regret this, right?

-Oh, yeah, big time.
-Uh-hmm. Yeah.

DEREK: You know what I mean,
though? Like Paris.

Back up, 'cause
you're all up in here, man.

You need to just scooch back.

Uh, hey, D., hand me that cord.

-Okay.
-I'm just tired of...

Oh, no.
No, I said the cord, man.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-I'm just tired of it.

That's why I got my own...

The cord, man!

What are you doing?

Drooling!

Man, can't you see?

The love of my life out there
calling for me?

SULTRY VOICE: Justice.

SINGER: ♪ Oh, I can't lie ♪

DEREK: That's wifey right there.

Okay. Wifey, huh?
You said wifey?

-I did.
-Okay. I see you, bro.

Then you better go put your
skates on and shoot your shot.

Oh, wait, I forgot,
you can't skate.

I don't need to know
how to skate, all right?

Not when you got all of this.

(chuckles)

Peep game.

Woo!

Woo!

Hey, girl! How you doing?

D-Rock. D-Rock the man. Okay.

Derek D-Rock,
your boy in the building.

Uh, Justice, you think we can...

SINGER:
♪ You know who the life... ♪

Man!

SINGER: ♪ And everything's
Right, but shawty a man ♪

♪ Gotta celebrate, too ♪

♪ Relegate... ♪

MAN: Hey! Yo!

Come on now.

(alarm buzzing)

You do not have your dirty shoes
on my rink floor.

Huh?

(screams)

Skates only.

That's one strong woman.

Am I still peeping game?

Man, be quiet.

Listen, if you want
to get with Justice,

you're gonna have
to learn how to skate. Period.

How about you let you boy
teach you?

I'll be your Sensei

and you'll be like
my humble student.

But you-- you're not gonna have
me carrying buckets of water

up mountains or swing bamboo
sticks at me, are you?

Maybe.

Okay. I'm down.

-Hey, let me have some popcorn.
-No.

CAL: (indistinct)
a second with them.

DEB: We got this. Okay.

Ladies, welcome
to your first day

at Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

CAL: And that's
Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

You three, be bagging
and boxing the cookies.

-That's it. Comprende?
-Uh-hmm.

-Yes, Dad.
-Si, Mr. Johnson.

Okay. So it's really,
really, simple.

This is all we need you to do.

Cookie in the bag.

Put the bag in the box.

Put the box to the side.
Done. Got it?

ALL: Cookie, bag, box, side.
Got it.

-Great.
-Excuse me.

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson,
so should one of these fine,

fine delicious morsels
find its way

into the recesses
of my mouth, right?

Whatever shall I do with it?

Whatever shall you do with it?

Whatever shall she do
with it, Calvin?

CAL: Should you become famished,
then my all means,

please, eat up said morsel,
gobble it right up.

-Well then, we...
-DEB: Hmm (indistinct)

would be forced to fire you.

(chuckles)

-Okay.
-Yes.

-Yeah, I... I hear that one.
-CAL: Uh-hmm.

Okay. Great.

-I ain't even hungry.
-Good.

Okay. Cal, we got to go. We're
going to be late to the movies.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's that?

What is what? It's my purse.

Woman, you know we are stopping
at the Burger Palace

for two number fives
with extra fries.

How are we going
to sneak that in, in that?

We need the movie purse.

-The movie purse?
-The movie purse.

Okay.

-What's the movie purse?
-You'll see.

Happy?

A little small, but it will do.
Ta-ta, ladies.

-Bye.
-Cheerio.

Bag in the box, box to the side.

PARIS: Yes, bag in the box
(indistinct)

-SIMONE: Got it.
-Excited for our job.

-Bye!
-PARIS: Bye!

All right.
Guess we'll get to work.

Paris, turn on the music.
I bake better with a beat on.

Okay. We're not baking anything.

We're just boxing and bagging.

Paris, I know.
I just want a little rhythm.

-Yeah.
-You know?

Okay. I'll allow it.

Ruby, play Paris' playlist.

(beat music playing)

All right.

♪ Put a cookie in a bag ♪

♪ And the bag in the box ♪

PARIS: ♪ And the box
To the side ♪

ALL: ♪ Got it, good ♪

♪ Put a cookie in the bag
And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, good ♪

♪ Put a cookie in the bag
And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, good
Put a cookie in the... ♪

Wait! No, no sprinkles, Ari.

No sprinkles?

But everything tastes better
with sprinkles, Paris.

Yeah. I mean, it's true.

-Paris, it's a universal law.
-Uh-hmm.

Okay. But people pay
good money for these cookies

to be a certain way and
we can't just up and deviate...

ARI: Taste it.

Let me see your face.

Maybe we can deviate
just a little.

Okay.

ALL: ♪ Sprinkle a cookie
In the bag ♪

♪ And the bag in the box
And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, hey! ♪

♪ Sprinkle a cookie in the bag
And the bag in the box ♪

♪ And the box to the side ♪

♪ Got it, hey! ♪

DEB: Cal, no more
scary movies for you.

CAL: Uh-hmm.

DEB: Screaming like
you have no sense.

CAL: Oh, relax.
I wasn't screaming that loud.

DEB: You were screaming
like a little tiny girl.

That little four-year-old
was even more... (gasps)

I thought the...

(screams)

Cookie?

DEB: I mean, Paris,
like I said, doing way too much.

Way, yeah.
Way too much of everything.

I know. I thought
I had it under control.

We were boxing, and bagging,

and stacking to the side
like you asked.

And then next thing you know,

Simone wanted music,

and then Ari started
sprinkling everything and...

(sighs)

I just messed up.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. All right.

-It's okay.
-Is it? Is it okay, Deb? Is it?

No, it's not okay.
This whole disaster is not okay.

But, Paris, I understand

sometimes working with friends

and failing at it, it happens.

Thanks, Mom.

And I promise this will never
ever happen again.

We know
it'll never happen again,

because Ari
and Simone are fired.

-Yeah.
-What? No.

Oh, yeah, honey. They got to go.

We made a mistake.

That doesn't mean you can
just up and fire my friends.

Oh, we don't plan
on firing them. You are.

Now go nibble on that.

(sighs)

Man, quit playing and wobble
those skinny legs on over here.

-It ain't that skinny.
-Come on.

Come on. You got it.

There you go. (indistinct)
You're smiling too much.

-Come on.
-Stop. Stop.

We're almost there.

I got you. I got you.

Look, that, see,
that wasn't that hard though.

-You made it.
-I did make it.

Uh-huh.

-That was good?
-Yeah.

Okay, then. Let's call it a day.

Oh, no, no, no.

Okay. You're staying right here,
all right? Relax.

Okay, I got you, man.

Let's do a side shuffle.

Side to side.

Side to side.
Yeah, yeah. Do it like this.

-Side to side...
-Ah! Hold on, man.

I think I slipped
my floppy disk.

-What?
-Yeah, yeah, I felt--

I felt it down my vocal chord.

I mean, spinal chord.

-I have a condition.
-Yeah, a lazy condition.

Do you wanna learn
how to skate or not?

I do. I do.

Okay. Good.

Now, once again,
let's start with the side shuffle.

It's easy, okay?

Let's go this way
this time, okay?

-So we're going side...
-Oooh! The Ice Cream Man.

What?

You want a popsicle or something?
Your treat.

Derek, focus.
Seriously, come on.

Bro, I am.

-I will, okay?
-All right.

-Just as soon as I tinkle.
-What?

-Help me get this donut off.
-Man, no.

That's it. I'm done.
I can't deal with you.

London, can't we just
pick this up tomorrow?

There is no tomorrow, D.

There is no tomorrow.

I'm out.

I thought tomorrow was Sunday.

Oh, man. I still gotta go.

I'm popping.

I'm popping.

PARIS: Hey, y'all.

Did you guys have
a wedding cake to deliver?

DEB:
Your father just put it in the truck.

We are packing up these
gender reveal cupcakes

to deliver to a client.

Ooh, gender reveal.
What are they having?

We're not telling you.

They paid your father and I
$500 not to spill,

-and for $500...
-Uh-hmm.

-...we ain't spilling nada.
-(chuckles) No doubt.

So, what are you guys
doing today?

Nothing. Ari and Simone
are coming over

and we're just gonna kick it.

Okay. As long as y'all not
kicking it in the kitchen.

-We're not.
-I forgot to ask you,

how did the girls take
you firing them last week?

Uh, better
than I thought they would.

(chuckles)

Hey.

ARI: I am so excited
to work today.

Uh, actually,
we're not going to work today.

My parents decided
it would be a good idea for us

to, you know, have a day off
and I was wondering

if maybe we can hit up the mall?

(laughs)

Paris, girl, I don't have
"hit up the mall" money.

And I don't have "hit up"
anywhere money.

Okay. Well, maybe we can
just hang here,

you know, do our nails,
watch a little movie. (chuckles)

Or we can make these deliveries
right here on these countertop?

These are deliveries, right?

Yeah, but...

And maybe your parents
will pay us some extra coin

for making their lives easier.

I don't actually think
that's a good idea.

Paris, girl,
think about all the good vibes

you will be sending the universe

by allowing us to unburden
your hardworking parents

by delivering their tasty
life works to the masses.

-ARI: Yeah.
-Girl...

-you'd be a hero.
-A universal superhero, okay?

We'll call you, Super P.

Yes. Oh, maybe not Super P.

No. Uh-uh.
That sounds a little bathroom-y.

SIMONE: Yeah.

But we would call you something

with "Super"
in front of it, so...

what ya say, girl?

Come on, girls.

Put on your skates.
We got deliveries to make.

-Yes.
-PARIS: Let's go.

SINGER: ♪ One, two, three
And three, two, one ♪

♪ (indistinct) Have some fun ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ Everyday we'll feel
Like this ♪

♪ One, two, three,
And three, two, one ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ Everyday we'll feel
Like this ♪

♪ Give it up ♪

♪ Get down ♪

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ It feels good ♪

(upbeat music playing)

MAN: Justice.

There is no tomorrow, D.

There is no tomorrow.

There is no tomorrow.

Sensei, my tomorrow is now.

Teach me your ways.

(sighs)

I shall, young one. I shall.

(upbeat music playing)

(music continues to play)

(panting)

SINGER: ♪ Ooh, Bet I'd look
Good in some sheets ♪

♪ It's been a long week think
I'm finna kick up my feet ♪

♪ I'm craving isolation
And a few tangerine ♪

♪ I crave a little me time
On my free time ♪

♪ But time be movin' slow ♪

♪ But ain't no stagger
When I step I'm a casual man ♪

♪ So I always watch
Before I tread ♪

♪ The bigger pictures, girl,
I already knew that ♪

♪ Because it is so hot
To (indistinct) ♪

♪ It's all good baby ♪

♪ Just think I need
To loosen up ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ It's all good, baby ♪

♪ It's all good, baby ♪

♪ Just think I need
To loosen up ♪

-♪ It's all good baby ♪
-♪ It's all good baby ♪

♪ Just think I need
To loosen up ♪

Derek.

SINGER: It's all good, baby ♪

Hmm, girls, we did it.

Yes, we did.

Got all of your parents'
deliveries out and on time.

Uh-hmm.
They're gonna be very happy.

Oh, and Simone, thank you
for helping make my deliveries.

No problem.

I mean, teamwork makes
the dream work, right, girl?

-Yeah. Fist bump.
-PARIS: Aw.

You helped Ari
with her deliveries?

Yeah, I finished early,
linked up with her

for her last delivery
at 1515 Pine Tree Manor.

You know, the one with
the gender reveal cupcake order.

Oh, okay. So you mean
1515 Pine Manor Lane?

That's what I said.

No, no, you said...

Pine Tree Manor.

Uh-hmm.

BOTH: Ohhh.

-Okay.
-Okay.

So if you guys didn't deliver it
to 1515 Pine Manor Lane,

then who got
the gender reveal cupcakes?

Oh, I'm having a girl.

(laughter)

SIMONE: Your parents
make a mean cupcake.

They do. Cupcake. Magnifique.

I mean, they went a little extra
on the vanilla,

but I'm not mad at them.

Okay. You might
not be "mad at them,"

but they're definitely
going to be mad at us,

especially me.

Paris, girl, it's okay.

They'll be fine.
We made one little mistake.

One?

One?

Simone, last weekend
was a disaster

and this one is even worse.

You guys had one job
and you couldn't even do that.

I should've fired you guys
when my parents told me to.

Your parents
told you to fire us?

I've never been fired
in my life.

No, because you've never had
a job before in your life, Ari.

Um, yeah, but that-- but that
one has nothing to do with it.

Paris, if you were supposed
to fire us,

then why would you let us
make those deliveries?

I don't know.

Because you guys are my friends

and I just didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

This is so messed up.

(phone vibrating)

Great.

It's my parents asking me
about the deliveries.

Maybe, I'll see you guys
when I'm their age.

Bye.

-I think I'm ready.
-Cool. All right.

Now, I'm gonna need you
to go out there,

real smooth like you do,
and go get you some Justice.

Yeah. Go, go get me
some Justice.

-That's right.
-Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

-Okay.
-I'm going out there,

because I need some peace
in my life,

so I got to get some justice.

You know what I'm saying?

All right. All right,
all right, D. All right.

Calm down. Okay.
That's enough, okay?

-Okay (indistinct)
-Okay. All right. Okay.

Now, go get her.

All right.

I shall.

(upbeat music playing)

Oh, no.

Man.

My floppy disk.

Are you okay?

I am, now that you're here.

-That fall was a little hard.
-Yeah.

But, you know, I'm all right.

I did that, man.

That was me.

Love is in the air.

(knocks on the door)

Boring Central, come in.

What are you two doing here?

Since you're on lockdown
for another week,

your parents granted us
15 minutes of visitation.

We asked for 20,
but we were denied by the judge,

your father.

Look, girl, we're so sorry
for being lousy employees.

We should've taken the job
way more seriously.

Yes. And you were a great boss
and had every right to fire us.

Although, a severance package
would've been nice.

But we don't have to get
into that right now,

unless you want to
because we came.

-SIMONE: Ari?
-ARI: Yeah.

SIMONE:
Ari. Look, our bad, girl.

(sighs) It's fine.

And just for the record,
it was kinda my fault as well.

Still mostly yours,
but also mine.

Come here. (chuckles)

Three Stooges. What' up?

I got some news for you.

Despite your bungling
of the gender reveal cupcakes

a few weeks ago,

the seniors at Pine Tree Manor
loved the cupcake so much,

that they put in
a standing weekly order

with Cal & Deb B-Bakin'.

So, for all of your hard
"non-work,"

we got you all a little
something-something.

(gasps) Ooh, is it a puppy?
I love puppies.

You don't get out much, do you?

Well, never say your mom
and I never bought you nothin'.

-Our jackets!
-ARI: Yes!

Yeah, your mother
hacked to your tablet,

birthday password, do better,
and ordered them for you.

We found a wholesaler overseas,
saved us a few chips.

-Hey, come on, try it on!
-Okay.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. This is nice.

I mean, we're going
to set it off at Saturdays.

Oh, oh, oh. All right.
Give us a little spin.

Spin, spin, angle, yeah, oh.

Uh...

(Paris chuckles)

We had some translation issues.

I got to work on my Portuguese.

(laughter)

Boom, boom, boom.

What? What? Oh. Get it. Get it.

Oh, yeah.

-Well (indistinct) Saturdays.
-Yeah.

SINGER: ♪ We're (indistinct)
The house, like woo ♪

♪ Right in front of judge ♪

♪ We're about to do
What has to be done ♪

♪ Watch you skating down
The boulevard ♪

♪ Past cars
Kicking down cars ♪

♪ And the coolest
Running like ours ♪

♪ Monday through Friday
Gotta slide, hey ♪

♪ Everybody out the way
It's Saturday ♪

♪ All we do is celebrate ♪

♪ We got everything that we need ♪

♪ Because there ain't no
Other day like Saturday ♪

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