Original subtitles

[MAN] PAGANISM,

FREE MASONRY, UFOs.

THE OCCULT HAS A LONG AND PROUD TRADITION IN AMERICA.

DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

NOW, SOME OF ITS PRACTITIONERS

WERE RICH AND POWERFUL;

OTHERS WERE PERSECUTED, EVEN KILLED.

BUT...

THEY ALL BELIEVED

THAT THERE IS A SECRET, MYSTICAL ORDER TO THE UNIVERSE

THAT DEFIES RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING,

'WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?"

I CHALLENGE YOU

TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU.

LOOK PAST WHAT THE NAKED EYE CAN SEE,

THAT INTUITIVE NUDGE INSIDE YOU

THAT SAYS THERE IS

SOMETHING MORE.

BECAUSE, SOME DAY, YOU MIGHT COME FACE TO FACE

WITH SOMETHING THAT YOU THOUGHT

ONLY EXISTED IN YOUR DREAMS...

OR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES.

THE QUESTION IS,

ARE YOU GONNA RUN AND HIDE, OR ARE YOU GONNA FACE IT

HEAD ON'?

AM I BORING YOU, MR. SMITH'!

NO, SIR.

NOW...

YOUR ASSIGNMENT FOR TOMORROW.

I WANT YOU TO WRITE A 150 PAGE...

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

"AM I BORING YOU, MR. SMITH?"

YOU SCARED ME.

SORRY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

IT'S NOT TILL TOMORROW.

I KNOW. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO TELL YOU.

WELL, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE FIRST.

SO... ARE YOU STILL GONNA COME TO THE GYM

SO THAT WE CAN WORK ON PROM STUFF?

OH, YEAH, SURE.

WHAT ARE THOSE?

THEY WERE MY GRANDFATHER'S. I SORT OF INHERITED THEM.

LET ME SEE.

IS THIS REAL GOLD?

REAL GOLD AND REAL OLD.

WELL, I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SELL THEM OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

I GOT SOMETHING BETTER IN MIND.

OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT?

EXCUSE US, MISS DOUGLAS.

UH, QUENTIN, A WORD?

L, UH... NEED YOUR HELP

DOWN IN THE BOILER ROOM.

RIGHT NOW?

YEAH, I MEAN,

BUT IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. I PROMISE.

[SIGHING]

YOU EVER BEEN DOWN THIS WAY BEFORE, QUENTIN?

CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.

WELL, BEING A HISTORY TEACHER, I LOVE THESE OLD BUILDINGS.

FULL OF MYSTERY, DON'T YOU THINK'!

UH, YEAH, I GUESS.

YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE SPIRITS OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS

OF THIS GREAT INSTITUTION DOWN HERE, CAN'T YOU, QUENTIN'?

YOU KNOW, RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER SPENT

A LOT OF TIME DOWN HERE TOO.

DID YOU KNOW THAT'!

YOU KNOW WHY I ASKED YOU

DOWN HERE'!

BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR LAST NAME

WASN'T ALWAYS SMITH.

WHAT DID YOU SAY-

YOU SEE, THE DANFORTH CULT IS JUST A LITTLE BIT

OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU SHOWED MISS DOUGLAS

EARLIER.

OH, MY...

FASCINATING.

THAT'S-

YOU KNOW, THE ORIGINAL OWNERS OF THIS PLACE'!

BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR WITCHCRAFT.

AND YOUR GRANDFATHER, ALGER DANFORTH,

HE TOOK HALF OF THOSE

AND HE TURNED THEM INTO RINGS.

BECAUSE HE THOUGHT

THAT THEY HELD THE POWER TO GET INTO THE SPIRIT WORLD

LOOK, I REALLY--

I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT. - GET OFF OF ME!

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. HERE.

I APOLOGIZE I DIDN'T": MEAN TO, UH“...

I GOTTA GO.

WELL, IF YOU GOTTA GO...

YOU GOTTA GO.

OH, MY.

MY, MY, MY...

AHH!

OH... NO...

AHH!

ALGER DANFORTH'?

YOU'VE BEEN DEAD FOR HALF A CENTURY.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[SCREAMING]

I'M GONNA WALK WITH YOU TO SCHOOL

ALONG THE WAY WE'LL PLAY IT COOL

I'LL HOLD YOUR HANDS THE WHOLE TIME

I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL BE FINE

I HOPE YOU NEVER RUN AWAY

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SCHOOL YARD BAY-BAY

AND ON THAT PLAYGROUND WE WILL PLAY

ON THAT JUNGLE GYM ALL DAY

WE WON'T LEAVE WHEN THAT BELL RINGS

'CAUSE WE'RE OUT DOING BETTER THINGS

AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS WILL SAY

THAT MUST BE HIS SCHOOL YARD BAY-BAY

WELL, ALL THE TEACHERS, THEY WILL ASK

WON'T YOU KIDS COME BACK TO CLASS?

WE'LL WALK BACK WITH OUR HEADS LOW

BECAUSE WE SURE DON'T WANT TO GO

AND WE'LL SIT DOWN AND GET OUR BOOKS

WHILE GIVING THE TEACHERS DIRTY LOOKS

WE'LL BITE OUR PENS AND WORK REAL HARD

THE END OF THE DAY'S NOT VERY FAR

WHEN THAT CLOCK STRIKES 2215

WE'LL ALL RUN AND SHOUT AND SCREAM

AND WALK HOME WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SCHOOL YARD BAY-BAY

DID YOU JUST

FEEL SOMETHING?

YEAH, I FEEL NAUSEOUS.

I'M SO GOING TO FAIL THIS TRIG FINAL.

I'M BEING SERIOUS. I THINK THAT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.

RIGHT, AN EARTHQUAKE. YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE NOT IN CALIFORNIA ANYMORE.

RIGHT?

PROBABLY JUST FELT A TRUCK OR SOMETHING.

WHITNEY, THERE YOU ARE.

ANY LUCK FINDING EXTRA BODIES'!

YES, WELL, WE HAVE ONE, COACH. - TWO.

I TOLD DEAN IF HE DIDN'T HELP US, I'D GO TO THE DANCE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

TWO?! LADIES, THIS IS SENIOR PROM!

WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND WE HAVE ONE DAY

TO GET IT DONE -- WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK.

HEY, AM I TOO LATE TO VOLUNTEER'?

NO. THAT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT.

YEAH, THANKS SO MUCH.

WONDERFUL.

I'M SURE THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, SIR.

NAH, JANINE, A PRINCIPAL LEADS BY EXAMPLE.

I CAN STICK AROUND TILL ABOUT NINE. IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. - THANKS.

GREAT, WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE GYM.

OH, LOU...

YOU THINK HE'LL GIVE ME AN EXTENSION ON THE EXAM?

I'M DOING ALL THIS EXTRA PROM COMMITTEE STUFF.

THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING,

RIGHT? HEY!

OUCH. - WATCH IT!

PFF, SORRY.

YOU CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH.

[GASPING]

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING. NOTHING, I JUST...

I THINK I'VE JUST BEEN STUDYING TOO--

YEAH, YOU AND ME BOTH.

I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL THIS BEING OVER AND DONE WITH.

HEARD YOU WERE TRASH TALKING ME, GEEK!

DEAN, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, MAN. I SWEAR.

I DON'T HAVE THE WILL TO WIN, HUH?

OH, THAT. - THINK IT'S EASY ROWING CREW?

I WOULDN'T KNOW. I GET CALLUSES JUST USING MY PHONE.

TAKE IT EASY, DEAN.

OR WHAT'?

SURE YOU WANNA FIND OUT?

HEY, THANKS A LOT.

SINISTER SITES: SEASON ONE.

YOU'RE INTO THAT

GHOST HUNTER STUFF, HUH?

YEAH, I GOT ALL FOUR SEASONS OF IT.

YOU CAN BORROW IT IF YOU WANT.

MAN, I OWE YOU BIG, BIG TIME.

YEAH...

YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

WORD ON THE STREETS IS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS.

OH, I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED NEAR

THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.

COURT ORDERS.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

LET'S YOU AND ME HAVE A CHAT.

OKAY.

SO, LET ME TELL YOU HOW...

OH, BEAUTIFUL

FOR SPACIOUS SKIES

FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN

FOR PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY

ABOVE THE FRUIT-

OH, SORRY.

YOU'LL GET IT. OKAY, JUST RELAX.

RELAX'! IT'S GRADUATION!

WHAT IF I BLOW IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY'?

WELL, HEY, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.

HA... SOME OF US MORE THAN OTHERS.

GOOD NEWS, GANG.

PRINCIPAL SPIRO FINALLY APPROVED THE NEW SET LIST.

YEAH!

ALTHOUGH, THERE IS ONE MINOR

LITTLE CHANGE, OKAY'!

THE LINE THAT GOES,

WHEN I'M INSIDE YOU

IS NOW GONNA BE,

WHEN I'M ... "WITH" YOU.

WAIT. HE'S CENSORING US'?

NO WAY.

IT'S JUST ONE LINE, CHINA, DON'T BLOW THIS OUT OF PROPORTION.

ACTUALLY, I THINK "WHEN I'M WITH YOU" SOUNDS BETTER.

BETTER?

NO. THAT CHANGES THE WHOLE MEANING OF THE SONG.

THAT'S MY STAR.

FROM THE EDGE. READY?

ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR AND...

WHEN I'M WITH YOU

ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE. LET'S DO THIS.

YOUR MAJESTY.

YOU OWE ME.

DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GET THE FIRST DANCE, AND THE LAST.

HEY, SORRY. I HAD TO DITCH MYERS.

MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR...

IT GOES BY THE STAGE.

DON'T FORGET TO BEND YOUR KNEES.

WHAT, THAT THING?

THAT THING LOOKS REALLY HEAVY.

HELLO'!

HELLO'!

HELLO'!

THE LIBRARY'S CLOSED.

YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW.

HEY!

EXCUSE ME!

[SCREAMING]

HELP ME! HELP ME!

HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!

[GASPING]

NEVER BEEN HERE AFTER DARK.

THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

YEAH, IT SHOULD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN'!

YOU KNOW, MY DAD WENT HERE.

HE TOLD ME A STORY THEY USED TO TELL BACK THEN,

ABOUT SOME REAL TWISTED STUFF THAT HAPPENED WAY BACK IN THE '50s.

AHEM... LOOK, IF YOU GUYS

WANNA GET OUT OF HERE TONIGHT, YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING SO MUCH AND WORK MORE.

WHAT KIND OF STUFF?

UH...

THE FIRST HEADMASTER HERE, ONE OF THE FOUNDERS,

WAS ALGER DANFORTH -- HE WAS ALSO A CULT LEADER.

YOU MEAN LIKE MANSON? - YEAH, LIKE MANSON.

HE AND SOME OF THE TEACHERS, THEY BELIEVED THEY COULD FEED OFF OF PEOPLE'S PAIN.

THEY SORT OF GOT OFF ON IT.

WORD IS, THEY GOT INTO TORTURE, MUTILATION AND HUMAN SACRIFICE.

WHEN THE COPS FINALLY RAIDED THE PLACE, MOST OF THEM

COMMITTED SUICIDE, BUT THEY NEVER FOUND DANFORTH'S BODY.

[CLUNKING]

DON'T PANIC.

EVERYBODY STAY CALM.

EVERYBODY.

THAT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND, DEAN.

YEAH? I TALKED TO MYERS. HE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK, QUENTIN?

I THINK MYERS IS RIGHT.

WE NEED MORE CHAIRS FROM THE BOILER ROOM. I'LL GO GET SOME.

QUENTIN'?

OH, SORRY.

WHERE YOU GOING, BOY'!

CHAIRS.

I WAS JUST GONNA GRAB SOME CHAIRS.

IS THAT ALL RIGHT'!

FROM THE TOP. TWO AND THREE AND FOUR AND...

BABY, I'M IN MY ROOM

THINKING ABOUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU

AHH! DAMN IT!

DON'T STOP, KIMBERLEY. GET BACK ON THAT HORSE, COME ON.

SHAKE IT OUT. FROM THE TOP. TWO AND THREE...

WELL, HANG ON!

NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE THUNDER, ARE YOU?

IT JUST FEELS LIKE A REAL BAD IDEA.

LISTEN, YOU FLAKE OUT ON ME NOW AND I'LL MAKE

WHAT DEAN WAS GONNA DO TO YOU LOOK LIKE MASSAGE THERAPY - WE ON THE SAME PAGE?

YEAH.

AHH! - HEY, GUYS.

OH, NO! WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE'?

HEARD YOU WERE GONNA HACK THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS. RIGHT ON.

I NEED SOME GRADES THAT NEED CHANGING TOO.

YEAH, MAN, MY DAD'S GONNA GROUND ME FOR LIFE WHEN HE SEES MY GPA.

PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS'!

YOU ACTUALLY TOLD OTHER PEOPLE!

CHILL. IT'S ALL GOOD. NO ONE'S GONNA TALK, RIGHT, BOYS?

OUR LIPS ARE SEALED. - THIS IS CRAZY.

SPIRO AND THE PROM COMMITTEE ARE INSIDE. WE'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT!

RELAX. I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BOYS.

WE'RE GOING

THROUGH THAT? - ONE OF THE COOKS TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

IT'S FOR THE OVEN. LEADS RIGHT INTO THE CAFETERIA.

SWEET.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'S NOT SWEET, IT'S STUPID. WHAT IF I GET STUCK?

WE'LL GIVE YOU A PUSH, BIG BOY.

HEY, COME HERE.

GET UP THERE.

DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN.

GET UP.

HERE WE GO.

GET UP THERE.

HEY, YOU COMING?

JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, MAN.

FEEL JUST LIKE

BRUCE WILLIS IN DIE HARD.

YEAH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM TOO.

YIPPY-KAY-AY. - SHUT UP AND KEEP MOVING.

HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE

A LITTLE BIT, PLEASE?

HELP ME OUT. WHOA! WHOA!

AHH...! - COME ON, MAN. GET UP.

SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO FOR FUN?

[RUMBLING]

WATCH OUT!

AHH!

[SCREAMING]

OH... OH...

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

OH, MAN, THAT WAS INTENSE.

WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE'! - YOU'RE THE GEEK.

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

I DIDN'T THINK THEY HAPPENED AROUND HERE.

YOU THOUGHT WRONG. HEY, ROB!

COME ON, BUDDY, LET'S GO.

HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.

MAN, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE IN THERE OR WHAT'?!

HE MUST HAVE CHICKENED OUT.

HOW COME HE GETS TO CHICKEN OUT?

OKAY, FORGET HIM. LET'S JUST MOVE.

I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE.

OH, GUYS?

I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE.

HEY, CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?!

GUYS, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE. IT'S HOT!

IT'S LIKE AN OVEN IN HERE.

ROBERT'?

HELLO'!

SMOKING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.

THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC DETENTION.

AHH!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

QUENTIN...

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

AHH!

THAT DUDE'S DEAD.

OHH... I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

LOOK, QUENTIN, WE NEED TO GO.

JUST A MINUTE.

NO! YOU NEED TO COME ON.

GO!

OKAY, OVER HERE?

THANK YOU.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY'!

I AM NOW.

AND I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH PRACTICE FOR ONE DAY.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT WE'RE GONNA EVACUATE.

SO, GET YOUR STUFF. LETS GO.

MUSIC TO MY EARS?

OF COURSE IT IS.

I FIGURE WE JUST SHUT IT DOWN, SEND THEM HOME.

RIGHT.

ARE YOU GUYS OKAY'!

YEAH, I'M OKAY. - YEAH'?

WELL, WE'VE NEVER HAD AN EARTHQUAKE DRILL BEFORE,

BUT I THINK IT PRUDENT WE CLOSE THE BUILDING DOWN.

COACH HOOVER AND I WILL DO A SWEEP.

YOU TWO GO HOME. WE'LL SEE WHERE WE'RE STANDING TOMORROW.

OKAY.

GO STRAIGHT HOME.

MISS HOOVER, PLEASE TAKE THE EAST WING.

I BELIEVE MR. GARLAND IS STAYING LATE TO REHEARSE,

AND I'LL TAKE THE WEST WING.

UM... - OH...

YES, SIR.

UH, GOOD, THEN...

OKAY.

WHOA.

HOLD IT.

[SPEAKING LATIN]

MARISOL!

[SPEAKING SPANISH] WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?

IT'S HAPPENING NOW, ISN'T IT'?

I'VE BEEN SO AFRAID OF THIS DAY FOR SO LONG.

BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT ANYWAY.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

LOOK.

I'VE BEEN LEARNING, BUT...

I'M SO CLOSE, BUT I CAN'T HELP WITHOUT YOU SHOWING ME.

YOU MUST.

AHH!

AHH!

[GRUNTING]

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S LOCKED!

IT'S A BAR. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

GUYS! GUYS! OH, MY GOD...

ARE YOU OKAY? - NO, NO-- -WHAT'S WRONG?

[SOBBING]

WHAT?

MYERS IS DEAD.

WHAT?! - MYERS IS DEAD.

VERY FUNNY, GUYS. -lT'S NOT A JOKE.

WE FOUND HIS BODY IN THE BOILER ROOM.

MAYBE HE WAS JUST UNCONSCIOUS.

THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. - OH, MY GOD.

WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. WHERE'S SPIRO AND HOOVER?

THEY WENT LOOKING FOR YOU.

GREAT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING'!

CALLING 9-1-1.

NO SERVICE.

ME EITHER.

GUYS, I HAVE A SIGNAL.

AHH!

[GASPING] - WHAT'S WRONG? AMBER, WHAT'S WRONG?

WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE... NOW!

WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE... NOW!

THIS IS STUCK. WHY IS THIS STUCK? YOU GUYS, COME HERE. I'M GONNA LIFT UP.

I'M GONNA LIFT UP, YOU PUSH, OKAY?

CAN'T WE JUST USE ANOTHER DOOR?

NO. I DON'T WANT YOU WANDERING AROUND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?

I'M GONNA FIND PRINCIPAL SPIRO.

STAY HERE.

BE CAREFUL.

[BANGING ON DOOR]

OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO GET WEIRD.

THE JANITOR HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. HE MIGHT KNOW A TRICK.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.

COME ON.

QUENTIN, WHITNEY?

GOOD LORD...

OH, SORRY.

I COULDN'T FIND MR. GARLAND AND HIS KIDS.

THEY MUST HAVE LEFT- WHATS WRONG'?

WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM. WE NEED TO GET TO THE OFFICE NOW -- NOW.

LET'S GO.

MAESTRO...

HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?

IS IT OKAY IF I TURN ON THE COMPUTER FIRST?

THANKS.

THIS IS PRINCIPAL SPIRO. IF ANYONE IS STILL IN THE BUILDING...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SHH... REPEAT - GET OUT NOW.

AHH...

TESTING, TESTING.

TESTING, TESTING. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

NO DIAL TONE.

THE LINES MUST BE DOWN

'CAUSE OF THE QUAKE. WHAT DO WE DO'!

OUR JOB. COME ON. MAKE SURE NO ONE'S LEFT BEHIND.

MAYBE WE BETTER COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.

RELAX, THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWING PROCEDURE.

COME ON, HURRY UP.

[MUTTERING]

MIJO, I FAILED YOU.

AHH...!

[GRUNTING AND BANGING]

EVACUATION!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE NOW!

[DANFORTH ON P.A.] ATTENTION, ACADEMY.

THIS IS YOUR TRUE HEADMASTER SPEAKING.

EX-PRINCIPAL SPIRO AND COACH HOOVER,

PLEASE REPORT TO THE SCIENCE LAB FOR TORTURE AND DISMEMBERMENT.

WHAT'! - I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T WORKING.

OH, IT WASN'T.

SO, THEN WHO WAS THAT?

WHOEVER IT IS, HE'S GONNA BE IN DETENTION FOR A MONTH.

[RUMBLING]

NOT AGAIN! - OH, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

STAY UNDER THE TABLE.

I THINK IT'S OVER.

YOU OKAY'?

[FROGS CROAKING]

OH, OH...

AHH!

[SCREAMING]

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

OKAY, THIS IS REALLY STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT.

AHH... OHH...!

AHH!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

FRANKEN-FROG!

Come ON, LET'S GET 'EM.

COME ON.

UHH...AHH...

PRINCIPAL SPIRO?

ORTIZ!

HELLO!

OH...

THAT'S ENOUGH

WITH THE JOKES, PRINCE ALBERT, WHERE'S SPIRO?

OW!

WHO IS THAT?

KNOCK IT OFF.

COLT“?

COLT, IF THAT'S YOU, I'M GONNA BUST YOUR ASS BACK TO KINDERGARTEN.

AHH! STOP IT!

WHAT IT ARE YOU DOING? NO.

NO. NO, NO, NO. NO. STOP IT, STOP IT.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

TO FIND ANOTHER EXIT?

BUT MR. GARLAND SAID TO WAIT FOR HIM.

FOR HOW LONG? THE QUAKE'S GETTING WORSE.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH HIM ANYWAY'!

COME ON, GUYS--

WHATS MY PROBLEM'?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOES ALL GOOEY WHEN HE'S AROUND.

"OH, MR. GARLAND, I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE SO CUTE, MR. GARLAND."

I DO NOT SAY THAT.

HEY, LOOK, CAN WE JUST FOCUS, PLEASE'?

I MEAN, CHINA'S RIGHT.

LET'S JUST LEAVE, OKAY?

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

FOCUS.

I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

IT'S NOT RESPONDING.

SO REBOOT.

IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.

TRADITION? RESPECT?

HA, HA, WHAT A LOSER.

SPIRO IS SUCH A TRUE BELIEVER.

RAH-RAH-RAH!

[LIONS ROARING]

HUH!

HEY! WATCH IT!

DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT?! - SEE WHAT'!

I GOTTA GET SOME AIR, MAN.

HOW COME HE GETS TO LEAVE?

[SEWING MACHINES WHIRRING]

[DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER]

STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAKS!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK WE'RE NEEDLING YOU...

BUT SILENCE IS GOLDEN.

[SCREAMING]

IT'S THAT JANITOR ORTIZ. IT'S GOT TO BE.

DEAN, YOU NEED TO RELAX.

WHO ELSE HAS THE KEYS TO THIS PLACE?!

THE DOORS WEREN'T JUST LOCKED.

THEY WERE, LIKE, WELDED. THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE.

SOMETHING WORSE.

YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE, QUENTIN.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

YOU TELL ME.

STOP IT! QUENTIN, WHATS HE TALKING ABOUT?

HEADMASTER ALGER DANFORTH, THE CULT LEADER.

HE WAS HIS GRANDFATHER.

MY DAD TOLD ME.

IS THAT TRUE'?

AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, MY DAD CHANGED HIS NAME.

SEE'? DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT!

YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A SERIAL KILLER'?

WAIT -- ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

THAT I LOCKED US IN HERE?

YOU THINK I KILLED MYERS'!

YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO SEE HIM!

STOP IT, DEAN!

THE STORIES ARE TRUE, AREN'T THEY?

WHAT STORIES?

ABOUT DANFORTH.

DANFORTH'S DEAD.

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT THE HECK...'?

THIS IS NO REFLECTION ON YOU.

AHH...!

OH! OH, MY GOD!

SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!

OH...!

[SCREAMING]

[BEEPING]

WHAT?

SYSTEM FAILURE'! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

HEY, DID YOU DO THAT'? - NO!

HEY, YOU BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD, ALL RIGHT?

'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASY.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I SWEAR.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE SYSTEM.

YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS, BOYS!

TODAY'S LESSON IS PAIN!

WHO'S THIS JERK'!

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS GUY--

STATIC! GET DOWN!

I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.

GET OFF...

OH... OH, MY BACK.

HOW COULD A COMPUTER JUST EXPLODE LIKE THAT'!

IT CAN'T. THAT WAS A CLASS FIVE MOLNAR MANIFESTATION. IT HAD TO BE!

A WHAT?!

REALLY BAD MOJO.

THE VENT!

OH, GOD!

STU...? - OH, GOD.

HE CAN'T BREATHE!

THIS IS BAD. THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD!

I GOT YOU...

IT'S WORKING, IT'S WORKING!

STU...!

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

STU?

NO!

STU?

SEE'! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

MR. GARLAND'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. LET'S JUST FIND HIM AND GET THIS OVER WITH.

DUDE, DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE OR NOT'?

YES, BUT WE'RE NOT MAKING A LOT OF

PROGRESS, ARE WE? - WHAT'S GARLAND GONNA DO?

SMILE THAT DOPEY SMILE OF HIS AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER?

KIM, HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD.

IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? YOU'RE JEALOUS'!

HA... OH, BOY.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

DENIED.

SHUT UP, DEX!

MR. GARLAND.

MR. GARLAND?

MR. GARLAND, I KNOW YOU SAID TO WAIT, BUT THE OTHERS WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

ALL THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

[WATER RUNNING]

[HUMMING]

MR. GARLAND?

MR. GARLAND, I REALLY DON'T THINK

YOU SHOULD BE SHOWERING RIGHT NOW.

[HUMMING]

LOOK, I'M SCARED, OKAY, WILL YOU JUST

ANSWER ME?

AHH!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

HELP, ANYONE! HELP, ANYONE!

HELP!

[WHIMPERING]

PRINCIPAL SPIRO?

WHO ARE YOU'?

[RUMBLING]

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[SCREAMING]

AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING'!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...

YOU'RE A REAL HEART STOPPER, DOLL.

I GET SUCH A CHARGE OUT OF THIS.

[POUNDING AND GRUNTING]

KIMBERLEY...

LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY'!

ARE YOU IN HERE?

KIMBERLEY?

KIMBER... OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

WHOA, SLOW DOWN. DID YOU FIND HER?

OH, MY GOD!

CHINA, WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

DUDE, KIM... - WHAT ABOUT HER'!

KIM'S DEAD, DUDE. - WHAT'?

SHUT UP.

NO, DUDE. SOMEONE MURDERED HER, OKAY'!

AND WE HAVE TO FIND OTHERS. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, LETS GO.

I'M COMING. I'M COMING.

GET UP THERE. COME ON.

WHAT?

HE'S IN THERE! HE'S IN THERE! ROB'S IN THERE!

YEAH, so GET UP THERE!

SO WHAT? HE'S BARBECUED, TOAST, BURNT OUT!

AS IN DEAD'! - AS IN EXTRA CRISPY.

FIRE! FIRE! SMOKE!

RUN!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME'?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S HARD TO FIND THE RIGHT TIME TO BE, LIKE,

"HEY, BY THE WAY, MY GRANDFATHER'S AN INSANE CHILD MURDERER."

LOOK, I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

YEAH-- - SH H!

COME ON, COME ON, DEX.

WE THOUGHT WE WERE ALONE IN HERE. DID YOU GUYS FIND A WAY OUT?

KIMBERLY’S DEAD!

WHAT?!

WAIT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KIMBERLY’S DEAD'!

SHE HAS NO HEAD!

WHAT'! - WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

WE'RE IN HERE WITH A PSYCHO, GUYS. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO PIN THIS ON ME TOO?

THAT'S IT.

I'M RECORDING ALL THIS FOR EVIDENCE.

BEHIND YOU!

ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE US'?

SHE WAS RIGHT THERE! - WHO'S SHE?

YOU BETTER STOP IT, DEAN.

NEVER MIND. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER MIND?!

THERE'S SOMETHING. I CAN TELL THERE'S SOMETHING!

I SAID, NEVER MIND, OKAY?!

SO, AM I STILL YOUR PRIME SUSPECT?

GROSS, I THINK I GOT GUM ON MY SHOE

I'M STUCK! I'M STUCK!

THIS ISN'T GUM.

WHATS HAPPENING? - I CAN'T MOVE.

HELLO, CLASS, I'M GLAD YOU COULD

STICK AROUND FOR SOME

INTRAMURAL FUN.

MMM...

[GASPING]

[CHUCKLING]

HAVE YOU MET

THE TEACHER'S PET?

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

I CAN'T MOVE.

[GRUNTING]

AHH!

OHH...

TAKE ME TO HIM!

TIME FOR YOU TO COME WITH ME, WHERE YOU BELONG.

NO!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AMIGO.

YOUR TIME WILL COME, MANANA.

[RUMBLING]

AHH!

OH!

[SCREAMING]

COME ON, LETS GO!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

DEX, COME ON!

HEY... HEY, WAIT UP!

HEY... HEY, WAIT UP!

OFF!

OH, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU GUYS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND'?!

YOU BETTER BACK UP, OKAY?!

DEX! DEX!

WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

CHILL.

GUYS...

[GASPING] SOMEBODY...

[PANTING]

JOCKS...

AHH!

AHH, NO!

NO!

NO!

[SCREAMING]

ARE YOU CRAZY'?!

STOP IT! - LET GO OF ME.

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT REMEMBERS?

THIS GUY WAS SUSPENDED FOR BRINGING A KNIFE TO SCHOOL, HUH?!

I DIDN'T CUT ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?

WAIT, YOU THINK HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

IF ONLY. WE'RE IN WAY, WAY DEEPER THAN THAT, MAN.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HIS PARTNER, HUH?

WHAT?!

DEAN, WOULD YOU JUST STOP BEING A PARANOID JERK?!

GUYS, LOOK AROUND YOU. THIS THING IS OBVIOUSLY NOT HUMAN.

WELL, THEN WHAT IS IT'?

IT'S DANFORTH.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT A LITTLE WEIRD TO KEEP A PICTURE

OF A SERIAL KILLER IN A SCHOOL?

QUENTIN.

LOOK, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON'!

I THINK I KNOW HOW THIS STARTED.

HERE WE GO. - DEAN, WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP'!

REMEMBER THESE? - YEAH.

ONE OF THEM WENT MISSING AFTER I SHOWED THEM TO MYERS.

HE SAID THAT THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF

MAGIC POWER.

CLASSIC SATANIC PENTAGRAM.

LOOKS OLD AND HOMEMADE.

OW! OW! OW!

THERE'S A PENTAGRAM JUST LIKE IT ON THE FLOOR OF THE BOILER ROOM.

IT JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AFTER I WAS DOWN THERE WITH MYERS.

THERE'S ALSO SOME KIND OF OPENING IN THE WALL.

LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE THE MOVIE THE GATE? WERE YOU GUYS PLAYING

A RECORD BACKWARDS AND THEN LITTLE CREATURES

STARTED COMING OUT OF THE WALL'! - SHUT UP, BLAKE.

WHAT IF ALL THE STORIES ARE TRUE?

WHAT IF MY GRANDFATHER REALLY IS DOWN THERE?

AND WHAT IF THIS SET HIM FREE'?

THAT FREAK IS YOUR GRANDFATHER?

WAIT... MAYBE THAT COULD EXPLAIN THE EARTHQUAKES.

DON'T YOU GUYS WATCH TV?

THAT MUCH ENDOPLASMIC ENERGY RELEASED ALL AT ONCE

COULD SPILL OVER TO THE REAL WORLD AND CAUSE, LIKE, GHOST QUAKES.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF LIKE lT'S REAL OR SOMETHING.

WELL, HOW ELSE COULD YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED?

LOOK, I SUCK AT SCIENCE,

BUT EVEN I KNOW JUST 'CAUSE WE CAN'T EXPLAIN IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GHOSTS, ALL RIGHT?

I'M WITH HIM.

THAT LIGHT SHOW BACK THERE,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.

BUT THIS, I MEAN, THIS IS REAL.

I SAY, WE FIND

SOME TOOLS AND BUST OUT OF THIS LOONY BIN.

SOLID PLAN.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK -- YOU GUYS ARE SETTING YOURSELF

UP FOR CLASSIC POLTER-BUSH. - POLTER-BUSH?

POLTERGEIST AMBUSH. - HEY, LOOK,

WHATEVER HAPPENS, WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER, AGREED?

AGREED.

[DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER]

DEFACING SCHOOL PROPERTY.

I'VE TORTURED STUDENTS FOR LESS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

I WANT YOU.

DEAN!

AMBER! - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! COME ON!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

AHH! - NO MORE DELAYS, YOUNG LADY.

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

NO! NO! - CHICA, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

I'M NOT YOUR CHICA!

AHH!

YOU THINK A CROW BAR IS GONNA GET THROUGH

ONE OF THOSE DOORS'! - THEY'RE BUILT TOUGH.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRY THE LOCKS TO GET THEM OPEN.

OH, A DOOR EXPERT, HUH?

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? - SARCASM, I LOVE IT.

NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY PRIVATE

SCHOOL MATERIAL. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU THINK? MY DAD BUYS AND SELLS COMPANIES.

HE GIVES AWAY MORE IN A MONTH THAN YOUR DAD MAKES IN A YEAR.

MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME THAT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

WHAT IS HE, A MECHANIC?

YOU EVER HEARD OF THE ANGELS OF DEATH?

YEAH, A MOTORCYCLE GANG.

LET'S JUST SAY, WHEN THEY HAVE A PROBLEM...

MY DAD FIXES IT.

[GASPING]

[SCREAMING]

[QUENTIN] I THINK WE LOST HIM.

[WHITNEY] HOW DO YOU LOSE A GHOST?

BLAKE'! - YEAH?

YOU'RE THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO AN EXPERT.

I JUST WATCH A LOT OF CABLE, OKAY'?

WE NEED A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.

THE LIBRARY HAS A BIG OCCULT SECTION.

I USED TO BE A GOTH, OKAY?

LIBRARY IT IS.

LET'S GO.

So, CHINA, YOU INTO ALL

THE PARANORMAL KIND OF STUFF'!

YOU EVER WATCH SINISTER SITES?

LOOK, I LIKE GIRLS, OKAY?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT AN EXCEPTION THIS ONE LAST TIME?

I MEAN, MAYBE--

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AT'!

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE CHASING AMY?

SHE CHANGED. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW--

HEY, LOOK, WE'RE NERVOUS,

ALL OF US.

I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME.

HEY, LOOK, IF WE MAKE IT OUT OF HERE,

I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO PROM.

YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE?

NO.

I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU TO MAN UP AND ASK ME.

IS THAT ORTIZ'!

FRONT DOOR'?

THE FIRE EXIT'S CLOSER.

LET'S GO.

[CHINA] ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT HIM?

[WHITNEY] CAREFUL. PUT HIM RIGHT HERE.

ANYONE KNOW CPR'?

I GUESS I DO.

GET, GET AWAY FROM ME!

WHAT HAPPENED'! FLYING BRICK'?

POSSESSED DOOR'?

AH, NO! THAT AMBER!

WE GOTTA STOP THE BLEEDING.

CHINA AND BLAKE, YOU GUYS GO TO

THE NURSES OFFICE AND GET THE BANDAGES.

HOW COME I HAVE TO GO TO THE NURSES OFFICE?

THE PEOPLE WHO SPLIT UP ALWAYS HAVE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM.

LET'S GO! AFRAID OF THE DARK'!

AH... GET, GET, GET AWAY FROM ME!

DO PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT YOU?

DO THEY KNOW WHO YOUR GRANDPA WAS'?

IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN A JERK TO ME THE LAST FOUR YEARS?

'CAUSE MY NAME USED TO BE DANFORTH.

I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM, OKAY'?

YEAH, MAYBE...

WE'LL SEE.

HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE I WAS THERE.

OH, wow.

I'M NOT GONNA GET THE BANDAGES.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THOSE BANDAGES.

GUYS!

DEX!

DUDE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN'!

SHH... I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

IT'S SO COOL.

UH, HOW ABOUT YOU COME IN HERE AND SHOW US'!

YOU HAVE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.

YOU'RE NOT A CHICKEN, ARE YOU?

THAT'S NOT DEX.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? - OH, GOD.

TELEPORTATION OR SHARED HALLUCINATION.

MOLNAR LEVEL SEVEN, AT LEAST.

I'M HOPING FOR HALLUCINATION.

MY SISTER, MARISOL.

SHE BELIEVED THEIR LIES AT FIRST.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT LIES?

ABOUT ETERNAL LIFE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER'?

SHE WAS THEIR LAST VICTIM.

I TRIED TO STOP HER...

BUT I COULDN'T.

WAIT, THAT WOMAN THAT'S ALWAYS WITH HIM.

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE MESSED UP FACE.

SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM.

HE TWISTED HER DOWN TO A DEMON.

THEY'RE BURIED AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

WAIT. WHERE ARE THE GUYS AT'?

THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY NOW.

BLAKE!

CHINA!

THIS IS YOUR HEADMASTER SPEAKING!

SOME STUDENTS WERE CAUGHT RAIDING THE FIRST AID SUPPLIES.

DEMERITS WILL BE APPLIED TO THEIR PERMANENT RECORDS.

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

AHH!

Come ON, GET UP, DUDE.

AHH! - CHINA, GET OUT OF HERE!

AHH!

[SCREAMING]

[DEMONIC LAUGHTER]

AHH!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

MY TURN.

NO WAY.

[PANTING]

REPORT TO MY OFFICE

IMMEDIATELY.

SCALING. DAMN.

MOLNAR LEVEL EIGHT.

[DANFORTH] RULES ARE RULES, MR. HANLEY!

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL... FOREVER.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

HELP ME! HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP! HELP!

HELP! HELP! AHH! MOLNAR LEVEL NINE!

MOLNAR LEVEL NINE! AHH!

MOLNAR LEVEL NINE! AHH! AHH!

MOLNAR LEVEL NINE! AHH!

EVERY SOUL THEY TAKE MAKES THEM STRONGER,

AND SOON, THEY'LL COME FOR YOU.

ME'? WHY ME'!

BECAUSE YOU'RE HIS LAST DESCENDANT.

AND YOU'RE OF AGE.

TOMORROW.

TOMORROW'S TODAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HOW CAN WE FIGHT HIM?

I HAVE HIS JOURNAL.

THERE'S ONE SPELL THAT I THINK IS THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER.

IF SOMEONE ELSE WERE TO CLAIM THAT POWER, THEY COULD MATCH HIM.

OKAY, WHAT ARE THE WORDS?

THE LAST LINE IS MISSING.

LET ME SEE. WELL, lT'S LATIN.

OKAY, UM...

[STARTING LATIN SPELL]

[FINISHING LATIN SPELL]

WHAT'! {SPEAKING LATIN]

THAT'S A LULLABY MY DAD TAUGHT ME WHEN I WAS A KID.

YOUR DAD TAUGHT YOU THIS?

YEAH, HE TOLD ME TO REMEMBER IT.

ANY IDEA WHAT IT MEANS'?

PAIN IS PLEASURE. FEAR IS POWER.

BUT DEATH STRENGTHENS ME MOST.

WELL, THAT'S A JACKED UP THING TO TEACH A KID.

[SINGING LATIN SPELL]

NOTHING HAPPENED.

PAIN. YOU NEED PAIN.

PAIN IS THE BASIS OF ALL HIS MAGIC.

WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE BODIES.

THAT THEY'RE WALLED UP, RIGHT'!

YEAH.

THERE'S A SECRET CHAMBER IN THE BOILER ROOM.

ARE YOU SURE?

POSITIVE. BUT WHY IS FINDING THE BODIES SO IMPORTANT'!

THEY EACH HAD A RING

MADE OUT OF THE WITCH'S GOLD.

DESTROY THE RING AND YOU DESTROY THEIR POWER.

OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU DESTROY THE RINGS'!

WHAT, YOU GOTTA PUT 'EM IN A VOLCANO OR SOMETHING?

WHAT ABOUT AQUA REG IA?

WHAT?

AQUA REG IA, ROYAL WATER.

IT'S AN ACID THAT,

I'M PRETTY SURE, CAN DISSOLVE GOLD.

I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE, 'CAUSE I WAS GONNA

MELT DOWN THE COINS AND MAKE A NECKLACE FOR YOU,

CURSED NECKLACE?

GREAT GIFT IDEA, KID.

HEY, THE CHEM. LAB SHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING

WE NEED TO MAKE IT. - LET'S GO.

[SCREAMING]

WATCH IT!

OH... IT'S DISGUSTING.

CHEMICAL LAB IS OVER HERE.

I'LL TRY AND FIND THE FORMULA.

REGIA...REGIA, AQUA.

REGIA...

JACKPOT.

FOUND IT. NITRIC ACID PLUS HYDROCHLORIC ACID.

NITRIC ACID. I FOUND IT.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT GEEK WAS RIGHT.

[DEMONIC LAUGHTER]

ANY IDEAS?

NOT REALLY.

YOUR DAD'S A BADASS.

WHAT WOULD HE DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?

[CHUCKLING]

PROBABLY TRY TO DO SOME DAMAGE BEFORE CHECKING OUT.

AHH!

SCREW IT.

[TOGETHER] AHH...!

ALL RIGHT, CAREFUL. THIS STUFF BURNS LIKE CRAZY.

TRY NOT TO BREATHE IT IN.

OKAY.

CAREFUL.

IT'S STRONG.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

NO.

[RUMBLING]

HOLD THIS STUFF.

IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THING GETTING STRONGER?

NO, THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER.

WELL, I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH. - IT BETTER BE.

WE'RE OUT OF INGREDIENTS. - LET'S GO.

[GROANING]

[GROWLING]

HE'S GETTING STRONGER.

YES! THIS IS IT.

WATCH YOURSELVES.

MARISOL...

THERE YOU ARE.

LET'S DO THIS.

WELL, WELL...

MORE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS, INTENT ON VANDALISM.

IT SEEMS PROPER ROLE MODELS

ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY THESE DAYS.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? USE THE SPELL.

I SHOULD HAVE

MOPPED UP YOUR ROTTEN CORPSE A LONG TIME AGO.

AHH! OHH!

FOOL!

YOU WANT TO TEST MY PATIENCE?

[SPEAKING LATIN SPELL]

WHAT?

[SPEAKING LATIN SPELL]

THAT'S PLAGIARISM!

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD USE MY OWN MATERIAL ON ME... ON ME?!

QUENTIN! - THE RINGS, WHITNEY!

HEY... TIME'S UP, BITCH.

AHH! - No...!

DIE!

NO!

WHITNEY!

SCATTER, SCATTER. I EXPEL YOU.

SCATTER, SCATTER. I EXPEL YOU.

SCATTER, SCATTER, SCATTER. I EXPEL YOU.

SCATTER, SCATTER. I EXPEL YOU.

SCATTER, SCATTER. I EXPEL YOU.

QUENTIN! STOP!

ACID'S A BAD TRIP.

WE'RE A CLOSER FAMILY THAN YOU EVEN KNOW.

YOU WILL ALWAYS

BE A DANFORTH.

QUENTIN...

[STRAINING]

QUENTIN!

AHH!

[VOICE OF DANFORTH] I'D FORGOTTEN WHAT LIFE FEELS LIKE.

DANFORTH!

IN THE FLESH.

YOU KILLED MY BELOVED.

NOW I'M GOING TO NEED A NEW ONE.

YOU'LL DO.

DANFORTH.

WHAT?!

[SPEAKING LATIN SPELL]

SHUT UP!

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING LATIN SPELL]

DIE ALREADY.

[GROANING]

NOW WHERE WERE WE?

[RUMBLING]

OHH!

[VOICE OF DANFORTH] COME OUT, COME OUT,

WHEREVER YOU ARE.

ATTENTION, STUDENTS, CAN WHITNEY DOUGLAS

PLEASE REPORT TO THE MORGUE?

HA, FOUND YOU!

PLEASE... PLEASE, QUENTIN...

QUENTIN, IT'S ME.

IT'S WHITNEY.

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER

ALL THE SCREAMING - HELL IS A NOISY PLACE.

[LAUGHING]

QUENTIN WOULDN'T HURT ME.

OH, WRONG.

NO! PLEASE, NO! PLEASE, QUENTIN.

WHITNEY...?

YES.

LET ME JUST...

[VOICE OF DANFORTH] I DON'T NEED THE RING ANYMORE, SWEETHEART.

I'VE GOT THIS BODY AND IT'S ALL MINE! - AHH! AHH!

HEADMASTER, A NEW GENERATION HAS SPOKEN.

YOUR TENURE HAS BEEN REVOKED. - WHAT'?!

[STRUGGLING]

OH... NO!

AHH... NO.

AHH...!

MY TURN!

HEY, GRANDPA.

TIME TO RETIRE.

NO!

AHH...!

[WINDS HOWLING]

I'M COMING, CHICA!

[WINDS HOWLING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

GET OUTTA THE WAY! YOU COULD GET KILLED!

SORRY!

COME ON.

HE NOT GONNA COME BACK, IS HE?

HOPE NOT.

DO YOU THINK ANYBODY WILL BELIEVE US?

NO WAY.

So, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

HMM?

GRADUATE.

GRADUATE.