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[Announcer] Previously on "Ezra".

I'm looking for the psychology department.

I'm here to meet a friend.

[Amber] Who?

Tall, annoying, sounds like a banshee.

Ugh, Ezra.

[suspenseful music]

You know Ezra?

You and I are gonna go for a drink later

to talk about your friends.

One of your other therapy patients was looking for you.

Other patients?

What was her name?

Kylo.

Kylo is like Aniya's best friend, sidekick, confidant.

Honestly, I don't know.

It's like a very weird power dynamic.

Wait, who's Aniya?

Wait, Aniya as in vampire killer cousin Aniya?

Yes, thank you for validating my crisis.

[suspenseful music]

She is...

Here.

What took you so long?

This fairy world is making you slow.

Ian has has nothing to do with this.

And neither did Nathaniel.

That was different.

He was my love, and you murdered him.

If you fucking touch him, I'll kill you.

Well, you had 400 years.

I just need five minutes.

Like how does she know?

How does who know?

Aniya, okay?

No one ever listens to me.

I'm listening.

It's like, she wants me to leave.

You know what I'll do? I'll leave.

Do I get a bon voyage package? No.

Do I get a thank you? No.

You know what I get Derek?

I don't.

I get a panic attack brought on

by a fucking failed death threat.

Oh my god. I feel like Joshua Bassett

after Olivia Rodrigo got her driver's license.

And how does that make you feel?

Defeated, sad, I don't know.

Why are you asking me so many questions?

Trying to stimulate the mind.

Hello, Earth to Mars landing.

My mind is obviously stimulated.

You're the therapist.

I'm a mess.

I mean, look at you, stuffed broccoli.

Ezra, it's 2022.

Who are you to judge who we love?

That's it.

[rock music]

♪ Me and my girls

♪ Yeah, call us a coven

♪ When it comes loving

♪ They got my back

♪ When I go on trusting

♪ Boys like you

♪ You're gone and buried

♪ The cemetery

♪ Boy, ain't it scary

♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

♪ You're gone and buried

♪ I hope you're ready

♪ Boy, ain't it scary

♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die ♪

♪ Die

♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die ♪

♪ Die

♪ R.I.P you're dead to me

When I first got here, I was careful.

Careful, never to slip up.

Careful, never to be caught.

Careful to never get outed, literally.

After centuries of living in the shadows,

all I wanted to do was step into the light.

I never thought I could have this life

with Gwen, Ian, the humans.

I always thought they were the scary ones,

the insane, the ill-informed.

I mean, have you seen the movie, "Cats"?

I couldn't even imagine what this would be like.

The fuck are you doing in my house?

My god.

Is that a body?

"Oh my god, is that a body?" Yeah.

Excuse me.

Men are so emotional.

[screams]

Or maybe for so long,

I wanted something I thought I could never have.

So I made up every other reason

or distraction to avoid that realization.

So I never had to accept that reality,

so I never had to feel that pain.

Yet, here I am, standing coldblooded and happy

in the exact spot I thought I'd never be.

Oh my god, good morning.

How are we doing today?

Are we all excited to die tonight?

No one is dying.

Oh my god, hi. My name is Ezra.

It's so nice to meet you,

since you obviously forgot

the live action horror movie we saw last night.

I just don't get it.

If a treaty was made in the first place,

then the humans were obviously able

to kick the vampire's asses, right?

Elaborate.

If Aniya signed a treaty in the first place

to keep the vampire hunters

and the vampires from killing each other,

then that means the vampire hunters

were obviously successful at killing them.

Otherwise, why have a treaty?

Meaning there's a way for humans to kill vampires.

This is so insensitive.

We're not killing you.

It's the principle.

Okay. Come on guys, reel it in.

Unless one of you has some magic gun

that is strong enough to kill

the most powerful vampiress of literally all time,

I suggest we sing "Kumbaya", get blacked out

and destroy our last few hours on earth.

Hey Aaron, how's it going?

Ezra.

Oh, I don't give a shit Eric.

Shut the fuck up.

We're gonna be dead soon anyways.

What did you say?

Oh, oh yeah.

Aniya and I have been like hanging out.

Who knew blood was such a kink. Crazy, eh?

Well you knew because you're a little gay vampire lover boy.

We're gonna miss you. We really will. [chuckles]

Later, freaks.

[people murmuring]

Well, you really do attract what you put out.

As if it couldn't get any weirder.

Wait, if Amber's in cahoots with Aniya,

what happened to that other girl?

[Kylo panting]

Morning?

Who are you?

Who am I?

Oh, that is such a loaded question these days.

Well, let's start.

My pronouns are he/him.

I'm a Virgo.

I think I'm straight,

but who really is anymore these days?

Don't move.

Fuck you.

[Kylo screaming]

Kylo Konstine.

You've been around for some time.

A hunter.

I thought we killed all of you.

Guess you missed one.

So here's how this is gonna go.

I'll ask you a question.

You give me the correct answer,

and I won't rip open your insides.

Where's Aniya?

How did you know I was here?

Same way you knew about Ezra,

through the blood vein.

It was you.

You're the one who sent the message.

Well, I mean, I don't want to take all the credit.

There are male couriers and drivers,

and I mean, they just work

through an entire global pandemic.

Can you not be so fucking insensitive?

[Kylo screaming]

Where's Aniya?

[Kylo spits]

Answer the fucking question.

Are you fucking deaf?

[Kylo shouting]

[panting]

[wood thumping]

Stop, you fucking bitch.

Why? You scared a woman's about to beat your ass?

[Kylo shouting]

[wood thumping]

[suspenseful music]

It's okay. Must make a new enemy anyway.

[suspenseful music]

[Kylo roaring]

[shouting]

[Kylo panting]

What are you?

[Kylo panting]

I'm not most men.

[laughter]

You ever heard of clover henbane and monkshood?

No.

Yeah. Well, besides being the most powerful holy herbs,

they're also surprisingly really good

for a juice cleanse.

Have fun in hell, bitch.

[Kylo panting]

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

[footsteps thumping]

You need to leave.

I won't.

Gwen is going to be here in 30 minutes.

When she gets here, you're going to go with her.

Do you understand?

If I leave, I'm never gonna see you again.

There is so much more to life

than the cage I have put you guys in.

Promise me you'll go.

[Ian screaming]

[suspenseful music]

This is why you need to leave.

Where are you going?

A family fucking reunion.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

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