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Previously on Ezra.
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Aria Janes has a show tonight.
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Okay. But now the important
question, what do I wear?
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Because I have to look
good for the freak show.
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I think you look
good than anything.
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Ezra, I don't wanna
see some fucking sicko.
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Okay, we'll be in
and out in one minute.
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Just quick research.
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My fucking security.
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Ain't gonna ask
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for fucking consent when we
throw you outta here, bro.
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Whoa, is that any way
to talk to your elders?
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I'm a vampire and
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Uh huh, cool story
Ezra, I don't care.
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Just don't kill me, okay?
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[suspenseful music]
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[man running]
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[man breathing heavy]
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[suspenseful music]
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I love cardio.
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I have like 82 bit
going on my laptop
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in the back of my car.
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The password is, is icefan781.
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Please. Please just take it.
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No
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[man growls]
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[man screams]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ Me and my girls,
yeah, call us a coven ♪
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♪ When it comes lovin'
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♪ They got my back
when I go on trusting ♪
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♪ Boys like you
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♪ You're gone and buried
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♪ The cemetery
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♪ Boy, aint' it scary
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♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me
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♪ You're gone and buried
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♪ I hope you're ready
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♪ Boy ain't it scary
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♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me
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♪ Cross my broken heart,
I hope you die, die ♪
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♪ Cross my broken heart,
I hope you die, die ♪
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♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me
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I'm just killing time
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[upbeat music]
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Well, this is cute.
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It's Halloween,
objectively the best holiday.
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Better behave or I'll
stab you. [laughing]
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Oh yeah.
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Such a delight.
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There's Ian.
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You are so in love with him.
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I am not.
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Mm hmm, so how does this work?
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Do you eat him? Do you kill him?
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Nooo!
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Okay I have a strict diet
of just bigots and [beep].
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Same thing.
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Hey strangers.
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I see you're both in costume.
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Thanks, I'm
dressed as a bitch.
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Oh
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Uh, okay, I'm gonna go
carve a pumpkin or something.
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Okay, bye!
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You have to check
out the Halloween
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photo op they have here.
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I mean, if you can
handle being scared.
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I think I can handle that.
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Come on, let's go.
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♪ Please don't
waste your breath ♪
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♪ On the things I don't regret
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♪ Baby I'm just
here for the ride ♪
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♪ See my silhouette please
don't ever ask me why ♪
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Enjoy.
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♪ Every time I'll
tell you, darling I ♪
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Why are you? Did you
go to McDonald's today?
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No.
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Weird. I saw you
eating out, Lesbo
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Eh, hilarious.
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Thank you.
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I was thinking about it all day.
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That joke, it's one of the...
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I'm glad you found it funny.
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Yeah, big brain.
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Thank you. [chuckling]
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Whoa! Scary mask.
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Where's it from?
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Is it?
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Yeah. - Are you proud of that?
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Because you aren't
wearing a mask
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It's actually your
face - Oh yeah.
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Hilarious.
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[snearing and laughing]
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♪ Baby you been such a tease
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♪ Never gonna stop
until you're ♪
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Is she always that aggressive
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or does Halloween
bring it out of her?
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Sadly. Always.
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Oh, damn
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if only monsters and
vampires are real
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someone could get her.
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Yeah. If only.
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Could I get a tequila soda?
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So it's that
kind of night, huh?
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I'm just trying to pretend
like I'm not even here.
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Ah
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That'll be $6.40, cash, card,
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or your number?
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Card
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Nice tat.
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It's a family thing.
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No, I actually
think it's cool.
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Hope to see you around.
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Yeah. Happy Halloween.
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Happy Halloween.
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[men laughing]
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Whoa.
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Cultural appropriation much?
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Scary, right?
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Wait, is it scary?
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I don't know, they
seem kind of cute.
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Yeah. Cute for a monster.
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Let's go
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Come on, come on, come one.
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♪ Yeah I kill it 24/7
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♪ Uh and now my features
in the bars hey ♪
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You good?
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He thinks I'm a monster.
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You're overthinking.
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Am I, am I though
look at this photo.
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Ezra. It's a Halloween post.
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It's supposed to be scary.
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Why am I supposed to be scary?
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It's not you.
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It's the old Hollywood
Halloween thing.
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You know, vampires,
ghouls, goblins, witches...
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Wait. Even the witches?
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Wait, witches are real?
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Get focused.
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I can never talk to him again.
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Well, let's just
take five seconds.
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He's a Libra. He's a Libra.
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This was never gonna work.
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We were doomed from the start.
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You need some
oxygen just [inhaling]
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Yeah, mm hmm
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Okay. Yeah, no,
I'm gonna go spiral,
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but thank you so much. Bye.
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Ezra! [mumbling]
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[tempo music]
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[chimes tinkling]
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Can you just tell me if I'm
gonna be miserable the rest
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of my life or do I
hopefully die soon?
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That depends.
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Do you wish to stay miserable
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or do you wish to
be happy, Ezra?
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[chimes tinkling]
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Oh my God.
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Are you FBI?
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I knew the state was gonna come.
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Okay. Listen.
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He was a literal pedophile.
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I, I did a community
service job.
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So if I'm gonna be
totally honest...
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not even gonna ask.
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I'm getting
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vampire.
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Oh my God, are you one of us?
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Witch.
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One of the last
survivors of Salem.
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Oh! Oh my God.
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Okay. Go off bestie.
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[chimes clanking]
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Spill.
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So basically my
family's insane
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and wouldn't let me do anything.
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So then I decided to flee
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and go to the mortal world
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because I thought
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everybody's just so
happy and freak here.
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Then I got here and realized
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everybody's also insane,
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kind of narcissistic.
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But then I met my
best friend, Gwen,
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and this guy, Ian, who's just
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amazing.
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But he just brought me
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to a Halloween vampire
themed photo op,
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where he just almost
pissed himself,
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like a pre-pubescent boy.
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So
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are you struggling with
his acceptance of you
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or your acceptance of yourself?
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What is this? Morey?
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No, honesty.
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[sighs]
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I really like him.
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Okay. He's great.
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He's like out of a movie.
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It feels like he likes me too,
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and I've been here before
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and I will not
regress my healing
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for some bright eyed mortal.
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I'm scared.
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That once he finds out,
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he won't want to be with me.
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And what do you
think he'll do?
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Before today I thought
maybe he wouldn't care
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or maybe he would.
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I honestly don't know.
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But what about you?
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Let's talk about you.
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Like how are you?
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Are you here with somebody?
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I loved someone once.
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Can you just tell
me what happens?
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Why would I tell
you what happens
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in a situation you're
in full control of?
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follow your heart Ezra.
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If love is true it
will always be real
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and nothing supernatural
or not can destroy that.
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Our souls are what connect us,
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not the creatures,
that house them.
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Okay. Well, great.
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This was a waste of my
time, but thank you so much.
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Have a great night and yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, where'd you go?
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I got candy apples for us.
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Everything okay?
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I've never seen
one of these before.
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Really? Your
family never took you
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to a pumpkin patch?
Trick or treating?
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Uh, my family, um,
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they're in their own world.
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Well, they're good,
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just uh...
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very sticky.
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Do you ever
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feel like you...
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do you ever feel like
you don't fit in?
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Like you kind of just exist?
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Not anywhere, but just
floating through life.
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I used to,
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you know,
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years ago
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all my buddies would
brag about, you know, how
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many girls they slept with,
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how many pushups they could do
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how many beers they
could chug, which,
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by the way, I can do
three in under 60 seconds.
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But yeah, I always felt like
I was floating in that world.
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Like if I could just plant
my feet on the ground
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I would finally fit in.
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I was so ashamed of my sexuality
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that I couldn't let
myself be seen for me.
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And everywhere I went,
I was just floating,
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unable to be grounded
with anyone, or myself.
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So what changed?
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I wanted something real.
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Whether that was a real friend
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a real feeling or
just a real me.
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And once I was
comfortable with myself
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nobody could make me float.
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I was just grounded in who I am.
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And everything else just kind
of fell into place after that.
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But what if
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no one would accept you?
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What if
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you've been made out to be bad,
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like scary by everyone.
273
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Do you think anybody
would accept you then?
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I think
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that
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if you can accept yourself
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and you know in your heart
that you're a good person,
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nothing and no one
can change that.
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It's a full moon
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On Halloween? Extra spooky.
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Yeah. Next thing you know,
my fangs will come out.
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Oh yeah?
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I'd be okay with you biting me.
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I see you're feeling better.
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All he needed
was a candy apple.
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Hey, come on let's dance!
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[guitar strumming]
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♪ I love it when
you wake up late ♪
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♪ And get lost on
the interstate ♪
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♪ Spill coffee on
that shirt I hate ♪
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♪ So I don't have
to see it again ♪
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♪ I love it when
you're in my dreams ♪
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♪ Drowning in gasoline
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♪ Set fire to your
dumb limp jeans ♪
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♪ That I don't
have to see again ♪
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♪ Oh there's a lot
that I love but ♪
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♪ I hate the way
you say my name ♪
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♪ And trash every
single word I say ♪
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♪ You always
thinking about you ♪
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♪ But no one's
thinking about you ♪
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♪ And I hate the way
you said goodbye ♪
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♪ Couldn't even
look me in the eye ♪
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♪ After the hell
you put me through ♪
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♪ I hope you hate me too
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[guitar fades]
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We good to go?
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[chimes tinkling]
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Yeah.
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[dramatic music]
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