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Previously on Ezra.

Aria Janes has a show tonight.

Okay. But now the important question, what do I wear?

Because I have to look good for the freak show.

I think you look good than anything.

Ezra, I don't wanna see some fucking sicko.

Okay, we'll be in and out in one minute.

Just quick research.

My fucking security.

Ain't gonna ask

for fucking consent when we throw you outta here, bro.

Whoa, is that any way to talk to your elders?

I'm a vampire and

Uh huh, cool story Ezra, I don't care.

Just don't kill me, okay?

[suspenseful music]

[man running]

[man breathing heavy]

[suspenseful music]

I love cardio.

I have like 82 bit going on my laptop

in the back of my car.

The password is, is icefan781.

Please. Please just take it.

No

[man growls]

[man screams]

[dramatic music]

♪ Me and my girls, yeah, call us a coven ♪

♪ When it comes lovin'

♪ They got my back when I go on trusting ♪

♪ Boys like you

♪ You're gone and buried

♪ The cemetery

♪ Boy, aint' it scary

♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me

♪ You're gone and buried

♪ I hope you're ready

♪ Boy ain't it scary

♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me

♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die, die ♪

♪ Cross my broken heart, I hope you die, die ♪

♪ R.I.P. you're dead to me

I'm just killing time

[upbeat music]

Well, this is cute.

It's Halloween, objectively the best holiday.

Better behave or I'll stab you. [laughing]

Oh yeah.

Such a delight.

There's Ian.

You are so in love with him.

I am not.

Mm hmm, so how does this work?

Do you eat him? Do you kill him?

Nooo!

Okay I have a strict diet of just bigots and [beep].

Same thing.

Hey strangers.

I see you're both in costume.

Thanks, I'm dressed as a bitch.

Oh

Uh, okay, I'm gonna go carve a pumpkin or something.

Okay, bye!

You have to check out the Halloween

photo op they have here.

I mean, if you can handle being scared.

I think I can handle that.

Come on, let's go.

♪ Please don't waste your breath ♪

♪ On the things I don't regret

♪ Baby I'm just here for the ride ♪

♪ See my silhouette please don't ever ask me why ♪

Enjoy.

♪ Every time I'll tell you, darling I ♪

Why are you? Did you go to McDonald's today?

No.

Weird. I saw you eating out, Lesbo

Eh, hilarious.

Thank you.

I was thinking about it all day.

That joke, it's one of the...

I'm glad you found it funny.

Yeah, big brain.

Thank you. [chuckling]

Whoa! Scary mask.

Where's it from?

Is it?

Yeah. - Are you proud of that?

Because you aren't wearing a mask

It's actually your face - Oh yeah.

Hilarious.

[snearing and laughing]

♪ Baby you been such a tease

♪ Never gonna stop until you're ♪

Is she always that aggressive

or does Halloween bring it out of her?

Sadly. Always.

Oh, damn

if only monsters and vampires are real

someone could get her.

Yeah. If only.

Could I get a tequila soda?

So it's that kind of night, huh?

I'm just trying to pretend like I'm not even here.

Ah

That'll be $6.40, cash, card,

or your number?

Card

Nice tat.

It's a family thing.

No, I actually think it's cool.

Hope to see you around.

Yeah. Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween.

[men laughing]

Whoa.

Cultural appropriation much?

Scary, right?

Wait, is it scary?

I don't know, they seem kind of cute.

Yeah. Cute for a monster.

Let's go

Come on, come on, come one.

♪ Yeah I kill it 24/7

♪ Uh and now my features in the bars hey ♪

You good?

He thinks I'm a monster.

You're overthinking.

Am I, am I though look at this photo.

Ezra. It's a Halloween post.

It's supposed to be scary.

Why am I supposed to be scary?

It's not you.

It's the old Hollywood Halloween thing.

You know, vampires, ghouls, goblins, witches...

Wait. Even the witches?

Wait, witches are real?

Get focused.

I can never talk to him again.

Well, let's just take five seconds.

He's a Libra. He's a Libra.

This was never gonna work.

We were doomed from the start.

You need some oxygen just [inhaling]

Yeah, mm hmm

Okay. Yeah, no, I'm gonna go spiral,

but thank you so much. Bye.

Ezra! [mumbling]

[tempo music]

[chimes tinkling]

Can you just tell me if I'm gonna be miserable the rest

of my life or do I hopefully die soon?

That depends.

Do you wish to stay miserable

or do you wish to be happy, Ezra?

[chimes tinkling]

Oh my God.

Are you FBI?

I knew the state was gonna come.

Okay. Listen.

He was a literal pedophile.

I, I did a community service job.

So if I'm gonna be totally honest...

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not even gonna ask.

I'm getting

vampire.

Oh my God, are you one of us?

Witch.

One of the last survivors of Salem.

Oh! Oh my God.

Okay. Go off bestie.

[chimes clanking]

Spill.

So basically my family's insane

and wouldn't let me do anything.

So then I decided to flee

and go to the mortal world

because I thought

everybody's just so happy and freak here.

Then I got here and realized

everybody's also insane,

kind of narcissistic.

But then I met my best friend, Gwen,

and this guy, Ian, who's just

amazing.

But he just brought me

to a Halloween vampire themed photo op,

where he just almost pissed himself,

like a pre-pubescent boy.

So

are you struggling with his acceptance of you

or your acceptance of yourself?

What is this? Morey?

No, honesty.

[sighs]

I really like him.

Okay. He's great.

He's like out of a movie.

It feels like he likes me too,

and I've been here before

and I will not regress my healing

for some bright eyed mortal.

I'm scared.

That once he finds out,

he won't want to be with me.

And what do you think he'll do?

Before today I thought maybe he wouldn't care

or maybe he would.

I honestly don't know.

But what about you?

Let's talk about you.

Like how are you?

Are you here with somebody?

I loved someone once.

Can you just tell me what happens?

Why would I tell you what happens

in a situation you're in full control of?

follow your heart Ezra.

If love is true it will always be real

and nothing supernatural or not can destroy that.

Our souls are what connect us,

not the creatures, that house them.

Okay. Well, great.

This was a waste of my time, but thank you so much.

Have a great night and yeah.

[upbeat music]

Hey, where'd you go?

I got candy apples for us.

Everything okay?

I've never seen one of these before.

Really? Your family never took you

to a pumpkin patch? Trick or treating?

Uh, my family, um,

they're in their own world.

Well, they're good,

just uh...

very sticky.

Do you ever

feel like you...

do you ever feel like you don't fit in?

Like you kind of just exist?

Not anywhere, but just floating through life.

I used to,

you know,

years ago

all my buddies would brag about, you know, how

many girls they slept with,

how many pushups they could do

how many beers they could chug, which,

by the way, I can do three in under 60 seconds.

But yeah, I always felt like I was floating in that world.

Like if I could just plant my feet on the ground

I would finally fit in.

I was so ashamed of my sexuality

that I couldn't let myself be seen for me.

And everywhere I went, I was just floating,

unable to be grounded with anyone, or myself.

So what changed?

I wanted something real.

Whether that was a real friend

a real feeling or just a real me.

And once I was comfortable with myself

nobody could make me float.

I was just grounded in who I am.

And everything else just kind of fell into place after that.

But what if

no one would accept you?

What if

you've been made out to be bad,

like scary by everyone.

Do you think anybody would accept you then?

I think

that

if you can accept yourself

and you know in your heart that you're a good person,

nothing and no one can change that.

It's a full moon

On Halloween? Extra spooky.

Yeah. Next thing you know, my fangs will come out.

Oh yeah?

I'd be okay with you biting me.

I see you're feeling better.

All he needed was a candy apple.

Hey, come on let's dance!

[guitar strumming]

♪ I love it when you wake up late ♪

♪ And get lost on the interstate ♪

♪ Spill coffee on that shirt I hate ♪

♪ So I don't have to see it again ♪

♪ I love it when you're in my dreams ♪

♪ Drowning in gasoline

♪ Set fire to your dumb limp jeans ♪

♪ That I don't have to see again ♪

♪ Oh there's a lot that I love but ♪

♪ I hate the way you say my name ♪

♪ And trash every single word I say ♪

♪ You always thinking about you ♪

♪ But no one's thinking about you ♪

♪ And I hate the way you said goodbye ♪

♪ Couldn't even look me in the eye ♪

♪ After the hell you put me through ♪

♪ I hope you hate me too

[guitar fades]

We good to go?

[chimes tinkling]

Yeah.

[dramatic music]

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