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[dramatic tones]
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Previously on "Ezra."
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[owl hooting]
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[suspenseful synth music]
But I like tea.
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[horror tones]
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We're so sorry to
see you go, I mean,
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we would love to have
people like you in our club.
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Just leave your
email at the door.
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People like what?
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You know, diverse?
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Do you even talk
to your family?
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Does Satan still
talk to Jesus?
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At all? Not even cool cousins?
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I have one cousin and
she's actually insane.
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Like, trust me, these
people are wicked.
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[bodies slamming]
[man exclaiming]
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[drink splashing]
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[suspenseful synth music]
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Did you hear?
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We found your
little cousin, Ezra.
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What?
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[dramatic bass tones]
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[whimsical music]
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[Ezra] If you're wondering
what the fuck is going on?
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Literally, same.
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As part of my psychology degree,
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I have to run student-led
counseling sessions.
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And when I was
eight, my mom explained
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that maybe my dad
would've stayed if I'd eaten my vegetables
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but that only made me
hate vegetables more.
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[Ezra] As you can see,
Derek is getting pretty close
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to a major breakthrough.
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Faculty doesn't care
that these sessions
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are a huge waste of time,
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or that most of the
psychology students
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end up giving terrible
advice; frankly, neither do I.
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It's not like I'm here
to give advice anyway,
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I'm just here to
browse the menu.
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And I've done everything,
man, but I can't go near
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a piece of fucking broccoli
without getting sick.
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Have you tried drinking? Sex?
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Light drug use.
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Uh.
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[Ezra] Grinder? Scruff?
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[voice shaking] Uh no, I've
been avoiding those things.
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[Ezra] Why?
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I'm trying to find healthier
ways to deal, to cope,
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to better myself.
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Okay.
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Listen, Derek, you're
gonna die someday,
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probably by some freak accident
when you fall off cliff
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or get bludgeoned
death by the puritans
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for wearing cuff jeans and
yes, I picked up on that, mama.
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You gotta ask yourself,
"What really matters?"
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Is sitting around
wishing mommy and daddy
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were drinking mimosas on
the beach truly helpful?
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Exactly.
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Well would you look at
the time, oh my gosh,
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thank you so much for coming.
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Thank you for coming.
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[sad music]
Go home.
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Write out a list of all the
things you look forward to,
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this way you can
focus on the future
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and not obsess about the past;
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trust me, it's not worth it.
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[sad music ending abruptly]
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[low bass rumbling and building]
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Okay, fuck that.
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[drawer opening]
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[Derek screaming]
[brief violin horror music]
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Here's Mr. Broccoli,
just relax, calm down.
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Take him out, have a
drink, have a cocktail,
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show him a good time.
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Just really get to
know each other.
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[low bass rumbling and building]
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[toy squeaking]
Yeah.
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[intense choir music]
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Brutal.
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[bell dinging melodically]
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[Announcement] [over speaker]
Reminder for all students,
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use the buddy system while
entering the school locker room.
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[Meg Smith's "Cross my Heart
I Hope you Die" playing]
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♪ Me and my girls
yeah call us a coven ♪
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♪ When it comes to lovin'
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♪ They got my back when I go
on trustin' boys like you ♪
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♪ You're gone and buried
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♪ The cemetery
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♪ Boy ain't it scary
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♪ R.I.P you're dead to me
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♪ You're gone and buried
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♪ I hope you're ready
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♪ Boy ain't it scary
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♪ R.I.P you're dead to me
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♪ Cross my broken
heart I hope you die ♪
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♪ Die
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♪ Cross my broken
heart I hope you die ♪
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♪ Die R.I.P you're dead to me
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[music ending]
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[locker slamming]
[low bass tone rumbling]
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[Ezra] I used to
envy this world;
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they got to live a life
not hidden in the shadows,
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but out in the open and free.
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Now I see that
that's not the case,
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these people are caged
by their insecurity.
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[Sam] Yo, move it.
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[Student] Uh, believe
this is the men's room.
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Yeah, thanks for
the tour, now move.
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Wait a minute, are you like,
one of those transformers?
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[group of students laughing]
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You deaf?
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[group of students laughing]
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[rhythmic mischievous music]
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How much more time you need?
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[blood trickling]
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Just about finished.
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Sick.
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[upbeat music]
♪ How you spend a day
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♪ Wishing on flowers
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♪ Phone calls listen for hours
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♪ Start sweet but
it don't matter ♪
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♪ The apathy but so what
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[Derek muttering]
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Hey, what could I get for you?
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Uh, hey, can I
get a medium iced?
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Make sure it's iced,
oat-milk latte with room.
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[customers chattering
in background]
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Sure, it'll be $6.60.
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[Derek exhaling]
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[footsteps tapping]
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[ice rattling]
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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[customers chattering
in background]
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[upbeat song on speakers]
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[low bass tone rumbling]
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[liquid pouring]
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[flask cap clicking]
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[lid closing]
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[ice rattling]
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Oh, my Gaga.
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Sorry, I do not mean to be Joe
from "You" stalker vibes rn,
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but if my little ears
didn't deceive me,
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did you just order an
iced coffee with oat milk?
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Yeah, dairy hurts my stomach.
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[screaming] Yes! That is
so cute, you are adorable.
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Love those necklaces, are you
going to the vigil tonight?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, the remembrance
club is hosting it,
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it's gonna be in the
actual locker room
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where the guy was
actually murdered;
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there's blood still
leftover and everything.
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But it's not really for
the weak-hearted, you know?
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It's kinda graphic, like
an escape room but real?
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Remembrance club?
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Mm-hm, lots of
people are being like,
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violently murdered right now.
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Be careful or you might be next.
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[Amber laughing]
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No, that's not funny, it's not.
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Because if you were
murdered? Oh my God,
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that would be a hate crime.
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That would be a
hate crime, okay?
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No, that's worse than a real
crime and we love the gays.
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I am an [slurring]-plus
community ally
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and I cannot have
that, we cannot-
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[sighing] Oh God.
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Do you watch "Drag Race?"
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"Drag Race?"
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[Amber laughing]
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You're actually killing me.
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"Drag Race," come on.
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[imitating RuPaul]
Lipsynch for your life.
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Come on.
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[Amber speaking gibberish]
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Miss Vanjie.
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[Amber speaking gibberish]
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[Amber laughing]
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[Amber speaking gibberish]
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You're gay, right? I'm
not getting this wrong?
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[Amber laughing]
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[gasping] Oh, not you
sipping. [tongue popping]
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[Amber laughing
and tongue-popping]
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Queen of sipping,
slay her, bestie.
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I don't slay women.
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[Amber exclaiming]
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Um...
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Hello.
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Hi, lesbo, what do you want?
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Excuse me?
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Sorry, me and my newfound
gay bestie are actually having
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a social, hunty, kiki
gathering, of course.
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[Amber speaking gibberish]
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[Amber laughing]
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It's a "Drag Race" reference.
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And oh, right, there's that
exhibit, the scissor exhibit
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at the front hall that you
would love to go to, right?
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You have tickets to that?
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You'd love that, right?
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Lots of vaginas and
eating out and boobie.
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You're so funny,
Amber, you know what?
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I was just looking for you.
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You know when you
Facetune your ass,
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it's not supposed to be
noticeable? We stan warped ass.
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[gasping lightly] Maybe
it wasn't Facetune.
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Mm. [chuckling sarcastically]
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It's funny, it's
actually really funny.
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It's not funny because I come
from a dynasty-long thread
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of family members
who have small asses,
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so it's actually one of
my biggest insecurities.
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[breath quivering] Thanks,
thanks Gwen, my day is ruined.
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I swear it was really
great to meet you
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and I'm sorry that we
had to end on this note,
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so see you guys later.
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Girls, let's go.
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[heels clomping]
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Okay, so what the fuck?
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Not you being a gay icon.
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Shut up.
[Ezra laughing]
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Heads up, physique from
economics is coming.
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Hey Ezra.
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Oh, hey Ian, this is Gwen.
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Hey, you're in my
economics class right?
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Oh, I am failing
your economics class.
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What did I just miss?
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Honestly, I don't know.
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So what did you get?
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[Ian] Pfizer.
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I meant the coffee.
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Oh! I got an iced
vanilla oat-milk latte;
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it's really good.
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Iced.
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Really, I didn't expect that.
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[Ian] Why not?
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You know, you just seem more
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like a regular-milk type
of guy, but what do I know?
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Yeah.
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I mean, oat milk's a safe bet;
[whooshing tone]
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it's the same everywhere you
go, it's usually a good...
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good choice, you good man?
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Never better.
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[building tone]
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[intense rhythmic synth music]
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