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What? Are we ready?
Okay.
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All right, settle everyone, please.
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Quiet on the set.
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Okay, let's do this.
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What I want you to do is
when the camera starts moving forward,
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just start to drift back to that day...
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that moment...
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when you knew.
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Right?
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And roll sound.
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Speed.
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- Roll camera.
- Rolling.
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Marker.
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Action.
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What happened?
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Now, he was master of the world.
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And though he was not quite sure
what to do next,
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he would think of something.
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Look, it's a soldier.
He's going to throw a grenade.
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Cut.
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Action.
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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Mom!
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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What did you even need it to be a zebra for,
anyway?
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It's for one of my films.
You don't understand.
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You're not a filmmaker.
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I'm trying real hard to understand you.
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On the good news front,
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he did promise the horse
would be brown again by dinner.
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So I was thinking...
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Maybe it's time we thought about
adopting another baby.
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How many babies do you want to have,
exactly?
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A dozen?
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I'm not sure...
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Jesus Christ!
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Editing is when you see something in your story
that you don't like,
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and you just...
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take it out.
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Take it out.
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Cut.
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I already got blown up in the grenade scene.
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Just jump!
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He deserves a childhood.
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Everybody deserves a childhood.
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I'm not sure it's the childhood
they think they deserve.
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I think the childhood that people deserve
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is the one
where they learn how the world works.
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- Mom?
- I haven't always been wise...
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- Line.
- ...or done what's right?
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We all made mistakes.
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It's what we do after we make the mistake
that's important.
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I don't think we learn how the world works
at the movies.
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When is the time?
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When is he going to learn?
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Patrick Read Johnson!
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Where's your brother?
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Mom, do you mind?
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I'll be back...
with a shotgun!
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Mom!
Help... me.
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Patrick!
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One of you is in big trouble.
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Steven Spielberg?
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Who the hell is Steven Spielberg?
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- You're kidding, right?
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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The guy who made Jaws,
the most successful movie of all time?
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The movie we're making a sequel to here?
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By make, do you mean he produced it?
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No, directed it.
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Careful, you're bleeding on Moonbase Alpha.
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Okay, so tell me, Pat.
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What the hell's the difference between
a director and a producer?
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- Well...
- Patrick!
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Patrick!
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I don't know where you're hiding,
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but I'm going to Gunther's
in fifteen minutes,
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and if you want me to pick up any more film,
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you better clean up
this shark attack mess before I go.
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And don't forget,
it's your turn to do the runs.
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Producer, director.
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Anyway,
in Steven Spielberg's first movie, Duel,
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this guy's being chased by
this old diesel fuel truck he cut off on the highway,
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and this truck is, like,
the unstoppable ghost truck from hell.
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A truck that's been on the highway
since the beginning of time and always will be.
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And every time this guy thinks
he's gotten away from the thing...
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Wham!
It's right there behind him.
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Or in the case of this one shot,
in front of him, waiting.
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And the way Steven Spielberg shoots it,
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he doesn't just have
a dorky close up of the guy going...
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"Whoa!"
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...to his POV of the truck on the road
to another shot of the guy reacting.
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No, of course not!
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No, Spielberg has this car
racing up the highway in a long shot,
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and suddenly, the car slams on its brakes...
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Wham!
The camera pulls back to reveal the underside of this dark,
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oily, smelly, rumbling, smoldering,
mechanical monster waiting for him.
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Could you get Hooper's torso?
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So the car hitting its brakes
is the reaction shot.
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The squeal of the car's tires
is the main character's scream of terror.
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I still don't get how you think
you can get away with making a Jaws 2.
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I mean, at the end of Jaws 1,
the shark's nothing but red mist and bone meal.
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No, no, no...
Not if it's like the truck in Duel.
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Not if it's a shark that's been swimming in the ocean
since the beginning of time,
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and always will be,
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the primordial carnivore instinct
made manifest by its insatiable desire to feed.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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The pool filter will get the rest out?
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And what happened to
the other six films we started?
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We're a movie studio, Bill.
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If we're going to make it,
we need to work on as many movies as we can.
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Or maybe we could just finish one.
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Requiem to the Planet of the Apes
is almost finished.
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Almost finished?
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You've been working on it
since you were twelve years old.
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Well, I want it to be perfect.
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Well, shit, Pat,
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it's already got a bunch of other twelve-year-olds
running around a cornfield,
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and bad rubber monkey mask
chasing you in a loincloth
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pretending to be Charlton Heston.
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What could be more perfect than that?
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Are you ever going to start
taking this stuff seriously?
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- Hell no!
- Why not?
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Because I don't think that
making little super eight movies
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in Pat Johnson's backyard
is my ticket to Hollywood.
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Then why do you keep showing up to help?
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Because I feel sorry for you, Pat.
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Why?
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Oh, shit!
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What's that?
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That wasn't a shotgun.
It was my stupid brother Pat!
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Patrick,
when you dragged your box spring mattress out into the woods
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so your German snipers could fall out of the trees
without getting killed,
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what did I say?
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You said, "Patrick..."
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Electrons, please!
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"...when you painted your sister's horse
to look like a zebra,
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what did I say?"
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After that.
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You said that you would always support
whatever road I chose to follow,
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as long as I was willing to pay the toll.
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And I always have been.
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I painted Jody's horse brown again.
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You were ten.
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That was a noble gesture,
but you're not ten anymore.
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And I'm not paying for another pool filter.
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Mom, we don't need a new pool filter.
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Why is it that every time
I blow the circuit breakers in this house, you panic?
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That's what circuit breakers are for...
For blowing,
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to keep things from breaking
when you push them too far.
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That's exactly my point.
You're pushing things too far.
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Mom, the shark attack had to look like
it was taking place out at sea, at night.
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We couldn't take the shark
out to Lake Michigan past the waves,
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or it'd be too deep to operate.
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Plus, we had to shoot it day for night,
because...
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I don't have any decent lights,
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and we couldn't use them on the water
without electrocuting Bill anyway.
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So the perfect solution
was to shoot it in an insert tank.
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It's a swimming pool.
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Playing the best music.
WLS.
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Your car shouldn't blow
all your hard earned dough.
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She's ready to go with Vesuvio.
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Lot of requests for this one
to start your day.
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Have little Queen along the way.
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Good morning,
Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School.
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And all freaks
hiding behind the ROTC jet smoking pot.
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This is this year's president of the student body,
Bill Holmes,
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along with this year's resident of the student body,
Pat Johnson.
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And these are the morning announcements for...
August 23, 1976.
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The new school year got off to a rousing start
at the pep rally yesterday
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with over a hundred members
of the Warren Township marching band
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all blowing and beating their instruments
in unison.
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Wrap it up, boys.
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Okay, today's menu is an old favorite.
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That's right.
The cafeteria is serving muttloaf,
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served with green'ish beans
and your choice of mashed potatoes or tater tits...
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I mean tots!
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Damn it, Holmes,
you cannot say tits in the morning announcements!
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Well, you just did.
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Besides, my tits was the a typo "tits."
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I'm pretty sure it should have read "tots,"
not "tits."
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Damn it, Holmes!
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And finally, in the sports report,
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the varsity football team,
led by quarterback Doug Austerlin,
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trounced Stephenson yesterday.
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At the victory party,
Doug had this to say...
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"Oh, man, I think I'm going to hurl!"
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What are you idiots doing?
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Practicing our pick up routine for parties.
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If one of us spots a girl we want to meet,
the other one picks a fight
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and pretends to beat the crap out of
the guy that wants the girl.
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Then, the girl comes over and makes sure
the guy who got beat up is all right,
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and gets him some ice
and offers to drive him to the hospital, and...
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Finds out he's a lying, cheating ass,
and hits him with a shovel?
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Only you would think this could work!
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Oh, man...
I think you're going to hurl.
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Today's lesson...
Never mess with the alpha male.
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Are you okay, Patty?
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Did he just say "alpha male"?
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Somebody give him some ice.
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See, it does work.
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I'm the Amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I'll guess your age, your weight,
your month of birth.
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Who's next?
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You?
All right.
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- What's up with your head?
- Some kid threw up on my face.
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Again.
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It seems you're a lot heavier
than I expected.
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Grab yourself a prize, young lady,
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and try not to eat so many hot dogs?
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Oh, you.
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You there.
What can I guess for you today, young lady?
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Come on.
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I am the amazing Alfredo,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Step right up!
I'll guess your age, your weight.
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- Who's next?
- Something up with you and Robin?
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All right.
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- What can I guess for you today, lady?
- What?
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- My age.
- No.
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- Very well.
- No.
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I'm writing my answer
on my official Amazing Alfredo...
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Jeez, Donny,
she's my best friend's girlfriend.
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- Broke up weeks ago.
- What?
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She wants to get married.
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He doesn't.
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- What?
- That's cheating!
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Just making a little conversation here!
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Okay, so...
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You got anything else, Patty?
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This is like old man food.
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That's all there was left.
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What is "vermouth" anyway?
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Did you bring us all out here
with the promise of alcohol,
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and the most amazing view in Lake County,
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and this is what we get?
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Patrick!
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More booze, Pat.
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Go buy some.
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With what?
This is Pat.
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Every dollar he makes shoveling shit goes towards
building spaceships for his latest epic.
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Get a real job, Pat!
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We'll all like you better
if you keep giving us more booze.
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I'll like you better if you get under this blanket
and keep me warm.
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It's a free country.
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Though, you have to married.
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Go to hell, Bill!
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What?
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Nothing.
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What?
250
00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:50,475
Patrick!
251
00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:52,833
Patrick?
252
00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:54,703
Patrick!
253
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:56,583
What?
254
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,583
Why am I giving you a ride home?
255
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,375
Because my car's in the shop.
256
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,792
Why is your car in the shop?
257
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,358
Have you ever seen Duel?
258
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,732
Okay, well, anyway...
259
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,933
I can't get it out until I earn some money.
260
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,325
And I can't earn some money
until I get a job,
261
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:22,250
which I wouldn't be able to go to if I had one
because my car's in the shop.
262
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,708
Why don't you come work at Games?
263
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:27,785
I don't think I should work in Games...
264
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,450
if, you know...
265
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:34,042
you and I are...
266
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:38,292
You and I...
aren't.
267
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,958
Because of Bill?
268
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,625
No!
Not because of Bill!
269
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:48,917
I don't give it one damn...
damn, about Bill!
270
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,208
This, right now, is because of Bill,
271
00:19:52,515 --> 00:19:56,750
and his journey to the center of
Debbie What's-her-pants.
272
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,213
Okay, I...
273
00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:07,933
Well, if you guys are broken up for good,
274
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,833
then why...
why not?
275
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,292
Because you're a goofy boy.
276
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:24,833
But mostly because you're leaving.
277
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,150
What are you talking about?
278
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,283
So go.
279
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,417
Okay.
280
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:34,875
Wait.
281
00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:37,282
Wait, come here.
282
00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,384
Be quiet.
283
00:20:38,484 --> 00:20:42,667
You are going to find
the perfect girl for you really soon.
284
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,417
And then you'll finally lose your virginity.
285
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:53,125
And then I'll be kicking myself because...
I didn't get to add it to my collection.
286
00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:55,367
Well, add it, please!
287
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,417
- Pat...
- Yeah.
288
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,167
Get out!
289
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,625
Get out.
290
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,833
I'd marry you!
291
00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:19,800
Guys.
292
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,275
Guys.
293
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:26,458
Check it out.
294
00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:31,250
Is this the coolest thing ever or what?
295
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,258
It's obviously not a natural rock formation.
296
00:22:33,358 --> 00:22:37,042
It's got to be some kind of...
exotic alien unobtainium.
297
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,455
But what does it all symbolize?
298
00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:40,831
Does the monolith represent
a wall that we're...
299
00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:43,083
destined to
throw ourselves against forever,
300
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,875
a headstone for
the already doomed human race,
301
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,442
or...
is it a doorway...
302
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:52,000
to the infinite potential
afforded by a boundless universe?
303
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:53,733
There's only one way to find out.
304
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,125
We have to touch it.
305
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,442
Don't be afraid.
306
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,767
This is our big moment.
307
00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:01,333
Just think,
somewhere beyond the far corners of the mind's eye,
308
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,667
powerful beings beyond our ten are watching.
309
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:08,026
For all we know,
Douglas Trumbull himself could be watching us,
310
00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:11,233
waiting for us to walk through
this quantum mechanical door.
311
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,858
So come on, fellow hominids.
Gather round.
312
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:18,000
Walk right up, walk upright,
and touch the monolith.
313
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,056
I can fix this.
I...
314
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,248
Patrick Read Johnson!
315
00:23:30,348 --> 00:23:31,608
Oh, no.
316
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,833
What?
317
00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,192
Where's your dresser?
318
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:51,410
Are there schools around
that teach you how to be a producer?
319
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:52,513
Director.
320
00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:56,308
Okay, are there directors schools
where you could learn how to really do this
321
00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:59,250
without painting everything we own
flat black?
322
00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:01,485
The only good ones
are in New York and California,
323
00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:03,800
and they cost way more
than we could ever afford.
324
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,833
Well, didn't anyone ever become a director
who didn't go to film school?
325
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,417
- Douglas Trumbull.
- Well, how did he do it?
326
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:14,037
Well, he was the visual effects supervisor
for 2001: A Space Odyssey.
327
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:16,115
And he was so good at his job
328
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:20,862
that when he went to Universal Studios and said that
he could do his first film Silent Running for a million dollars,
329
00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:22,333
they actually believed him.
330
00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:24,292
And then he actually did it.
331
00:24:24,523 --> 00:24:25,708
And now he's director.
332
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,125
So to become a director,
you have to become a visual effects person first?
333
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:33,542
No.
No, but it's one way.
334
00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:36,325
And it's a way I might have a chance at.
335
00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:42,757
If I could go to L.A. and...
and maybe just talk to him,
336
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,558
meet him for a few minutes,
337
00:24:44,658 --> 00:24:47,375
maybe show him one of my films
or some of my models,
338
00:24:47,475 --> 00:24:48,979
maybe he'd understand what I'm trying to do.
339
00:24:49,079 --> 00:24:50,152
Maybe I could work for him.
340
00:24:50,252 --> 00:24:53,108
You know,
just gluing model parts onto a spaceship for his next movie.
341
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,583
So why don't you call him?
342
00:24:57,307 --> 00:24:58,309
On the phone?
343
00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:01,042
No, just stand in the backyard
and shout west.
344
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,667
Yes, on the phone.
345
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:06,692
Well, first of all, I don't have his number.
346
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:08,108
Well, did you look for it?
347
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,458
It's probably top secret.
348
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,927
Yeah, to keep dorks like him
from calling up all the time,
349
00:25:12,027 --> 00:25:13,210
wanting to meet him.
350
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:15,733
I think he'd be flattered to know
that people are trying to meet him.
351
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,133
Not if he wants to get
any real movie work done.
352
00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:19,598
Hey, my movies are real.
353
00:25:19,698 --> 00:25:21,208
Yeah...
Real bad.
354
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,525
I know.
355
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,505
Why don't you offer
to answer his phone for him?
356
00:25:24,605 --> 00:25:28,025
That way you could meet him
and stop the competition from meeting him.
357
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:30,042
Yeah, okay.
All right, fine.
358
00:25:31,585 --> 00:25:33,708
Don't act like your father.
359
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,007
Don't say you're going to try
and then chicken out.
360
00:25:36,107 --> 00:25:37,150
I won't.
361
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,333
But if I can't find it,
which I probably won't be able to...
362
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,308
Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull.
363
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,442
...then what?
364
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,042
Then I'll stand in the backyard
and shout west.
365
00:25:46,403 --> 00:25:47,958
Well, that might work.
366
00:25:59,478 --> 00:26:00,480
We're sorry.
367
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,317
You have reached a number
that has been disconnected
368
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:03,833
or is no longer in service.
369
00:26:04,253 --> 00:26:06,482
If you feel
you have reached this recording in error,
370
00:26:06,582 --> 00:26:07,602
please check the number and dial again.
371
00:26:07,702 --> 00:26:09,625
Calling Debbie Froynt again?
372
00:26:09,957 --> 00:26:10,992
No.
373
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:14,575
I wasn't calling Debbie.
374
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,333
Did she ever smile at you?
375
00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:21,400
Of course she smiled.
Why?
376
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,483
Because that's how it works with you, Pat.
377
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,721
You see a girl you like,
you stare at her like a puppy hearing a strange noise,
378
00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:30,542
and then you smile this goofy smile,
379
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,583
and if she smiles back,
God help her, you fall in love.
380
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,542
- I do not!
- Happens every time.
381
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:39,125
I was trying to find Douglas Trumbull, okay?
382
00:26:39,357 --> 00:26:40,958
Holy shit.
383
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,317
Yeah, I know.
384
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,083
You're gay!
385
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:45,817
- What?
- Come on!
386
00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:49,500
You ignored Debbie Froynt
just to call some guy on a Saturday flight?
387
00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:50,858
You're gay, Pat.
388
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,667
I'm not gay,
and Douglas Trumbull isn't just some guy.
389
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:57,300
He's the guy who did the special effects
for 2001: A Space Odyssey.
390
00:26:57,432 --> 00:27:00,125
So you're gay for a guy
who makes unwatchable movies.
391
00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:02,100
- What?
- 2001!
392
00:27:02,202 --> 00:27:03,875
Man, I hate that movie.
393
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:07,150
No, Bill, you don't really hate it,
you just don't understand it.
394
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,042
No, I do really hate it,
and nobody understands it.
395
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,323
- I do.
- Okay, then...
396
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,692
What the hell is the ending
supposed to mean?
397
00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,214
Guy flies a spaceship into a hotel room,
gets old,
398
00:27:17,314 --> 00:27:20,951
drops his wine glass,
and turns into a giant baby floating over the Earth...
399
00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:22,075
What the hell is that?
400
00:27:22,175 --> 00:27:25,594
The hotel room was designed by
the alien intelligences observing Dave Bowman
401
00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,458
to approximate his natural habitat.
402
00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:29,822
The aliens wanted to know
if Dave could try to figure out
403
00:27:29,922 --> 00:27:31,708
how to take the next step
in human evolution.
404
00:27:31,808 --> 00:27:33,495
But he can't.
He doesn't know what they want from him.
405
00:27:33,595 --> 00:27:34,983
Neither does the audience.
406
00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:37,750
Yeah, exactly,
because Dave represents the audience,
407
00:27:38,002 --> 00:27:41,275
and like the audience,
he's not ready to see beyond what he expects to see.
408
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,733
So with each moment
of missed opportunity to evolve,
409
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:44,858
he gets older,
410
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:46,942
his years passing before him
in the blink of an eye,
411
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,838
or in this case, a changing of a camera angle,
till finally,
412
00:27:49,938 --> 00:27:52,811
maybe just as the answer to the riddle
is finally within his grasp,
413
00:27:52,911 --> 00:27:56,775
he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith
and receive his final gift of enlightenment.
414
00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,735
So the aliens send him back to the evolutionary cradle
to start all over again.
415
00:28:00,835 --> 00:28:01,908
No, they don't!
416
00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:05,083
They send him back as a giant baby
floating over the Earth.
417
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:06,842
It's called symbolism, Bill.
418
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:12,750
Pat.
419
00:28:13,042 --> 00:28:16,583
What the hell does
a giant baby floating over the Earth symbolize?
420
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:20,495
Well, if you're Arthur C. Clark,
who wrote the book and is an eternal optimist,
421
00:28:20,595 --> 00:28:22,638
then Dave was sent back as the star child,
422
00:28:22,738 --> 00:28:26,025
the first born in a new breed of man
who might one day touch the stars.
423
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:29,125
If you're Kubrick, who's such a realist,
he won't even fly,
424
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,817
then Dave was simply
sent back as a cosmic mirror,
425
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,317
held up before the Earth,
as if to say to humanity,
426
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,900
this is who you are,
and this is all you'll ever be,
427
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,292
a race of selfish, uncomprehending children.
428
00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,467
What the hell are you talking about?
429
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,815
You know,
you could save a lot of time destroying my reputation
430
00:28:47,915 --> 00:28:49,343
if you just wore a propeller beanie
431
00:28:49,443 --> 00:28:52,158
or spray painted "geek mobile"
on the doors of my car.
432
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,208
Oh, my God, you're so gross!
433
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,375
Argent, Hold Your Head Up.
434
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:25,208
WLS Music Radio 89.
435
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,958
What part of Jaws 2
takes place in a shopping mall?
436
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,708
We're not shooting Jaws 2.
437
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,750
So what?
More Requiem for the Planet of the Apes?
438
00:29:34,302 --> 00:29:36,092
And at the end,
you're riding up the beach on a horse,
439
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,125
and you see a JC Penney
sticking out of the sand?
440
00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,000
My God!
441
00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:45,042
They finally really did it.
442
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,250
They marked down the world.
443
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,167
Damn you!
444
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,000
Damn you all to hell!
445
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:58,625
We're shooting...
The Visitor.
446
00:29:58,877 --> 00:30:01,500
What the hell is...
The Visitor?
447
00:30:01,702 --> 00:30:03,241
He's this alien that's stranded on Earth...
448
00:30:03,341 --> 00:30:04,837
- ...after these Air Force F-14's...
- Pat.
449
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,873
...that were scrambled to find out
just what the hell went down...
450
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,783
- ...in the cornfields of Northern Illinois...
- Pat.
451
00:30:08,883 --> 00:30:11,608
...spot the heat signature of the car
that contains these high school kids...
452
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,047
- ...that saw the alien crash...
- Pat!
453
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,292
You don't have enough money to buy lunch.
454
00:30:16,613 --> 00:30:18,908
How the hell
are you going to pay for an F-14?
455
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:25,792
Can you let me out of this thing?
It's hot as hell in here.
456
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,167
Yes.
457
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,884
Anyway, for a time,
458
00:30:28,984 --> 00:30:32,433
the visitor believed
he might just be able to fit in on this planet.
459
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:35,750
But now something is changing inside him.
460
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,811
And in this scene,
he's finally decided it's not worth living
461
00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:41,875
if he can't live
as the alien being he really is.
462
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,400
Hi, Pat.
463
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:49,792
So he decides to reveal his true self
to the people he's lived with all these years.
464
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,425
No matter what the cost.
465
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,542
Fine.
466
00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,267
Today's lesson...
467
00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:12,741
Never pretend...
468
00:31:12,841 --> 00:31:14,767
to be part of something...
469
00:31:16,379 --> 00:31:17,687
you're not.
470
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,542
You okay, Patty?
471
00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,108
Want me get you some ice?
472
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,708
Why doesn't he ever hit me?
473
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,208
Shut up and lift, Bill.
474
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:37,983
He's fine.
He's used to it.
475
00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:04,208
Oh, no.
476
00:32:04,686 --> 00:32:05,733
Patty.
477
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,458
No, Pat.
478
00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:12,883
No.
479
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:19,350
Definitely, no!
480
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,892
Hi.
481
00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:24,425
Linda.
482
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:27,208
You like dog?
483
00:33:31,558 --> 00:33:32,575
Yeah.
484
00:33:32,788 --> 00:33:33,958
Yeah, I do.
485
00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:37,405
I got about forty-three at home.
486
00:33:37,505 --> 00:33:40,558
Linda, would you please do something
with that yapping mutt?
487
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,833
We just got one good one.
488
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,625
What are you doing?
489
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:02,708
I'm just trying to find the exact
acoustical center of the theater.
490
00:34:05,842 --> 00:34:06,917
Focus.
491
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:09,967
Focus!
492
00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,133
Got it!
493
00:34:18,513 --> 00:34:19,542
What's my plan?
494
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:21,333
What's my plan?
Yeah.
495
00:34:22,157 --> 00:34:23,483
Of course, I have a plan.
496
00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,125
Good morning,
Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School.
497
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,746
And a love-sick,
sci-fi geek former best friend
498
00:34:29,846 --> 00:34:32,542
skipping school
to go make out with their girlfriend.
499
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:36,625
The plan is...
I go out there, I meet Douglas Trumbull...
500
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,245
Laundry's done.
501
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,955
Pat, want to help me with the laundry?
502
00:34:41,055 --> 00:34:42,655
...show him some of my models and drawings,
503
00:34:42,755 --> 00:34:45,792
and maybe some of my films...
and get a job.
504
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,417
This doesn't bother you?
505
00:34:47,648 --> 00:34:48,649
Hey!
506
00:34:48,749 --> 00:34:52,442
Does the Pepsi-Cola company know
you're using their product as a floor cleaner?
507
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,858
This is your student body president,
Bill Holmes,
508
00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,625
and my imaginary friend, Pat Johnson.
509
00:34:57,917 --> 00:34:59,255
Hi.
I'm Pat.
510
00:34:59,355 --> 00:35:01,567
Let's watch Star Trek.
Do you want to see my model shop?
511
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:06,108
Did you know that the mechanical shark in Jaws
is named Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer?
512
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,483
- Can you believe I'm still a virgin?
- Really?
513
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,642
Damn it, Holmes.
514
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,833
What?
I can't say "virgin"?
515
00:35:14,402 --> 00:35:16,750
Well, there's something we have in common.
516
00:35:16,922 --> 00:35:17,924
Really?
517
00:35:18,024 --> 00:35:19,026
And in the meantime,
518
00:35:19,126 --> 00:35:21,858
I'll be staying with my dad
while I save up to get an apartment.
519
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,025
Yes, my dad.
520
00:35:23,558 --> 00:35:24,617
Yes, that dad.
521
00:35:26,287 --> 00:35:27,289
Hey!
522
00:35:27,389 --> 00:35:30,292
Pat said your center speaker
is distorting again.
523
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:32,775
He also asked
how the penicillin was working out,
524
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,000
you know, for your...
525
00:35:34,292 --> 00:35:37,583
Yes, he does know about the plan, kind of.
526
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:40,025
He thinks I'm coming out
to check out medical schools.
527
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,442
And what can I guess for you today,
little boy?
528
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:44,250
Guess who I'm in love with?
529
00:35:44,732 --> 00:35:47,917
Let's see...
Could it be Douglas Trumbull?
530
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,183
Get off my stage.
531
00:35:55,335 --> 00:35:57,707
What about Linda?
Of course she knows the plan.
532
00:35:57,807 --> 00:36:00,708
We planned the plan together.
533
00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:14,042
Cut.
534
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,750
You okay?
535
00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:17,750
No, I'm not okay.
536
00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,458
I'm tired and hungry and full of burrs,
537
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:24,000
and I can't see anything
in this stupid mask.
538
00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:26,750
Maybe he could come up on all fours?
539
00:36:27,002 --> 00:36:30,946
No, a superior being from another planet
beckoning us to join him out there,
540
00:36:31,046 --> 00:36:33,102
where we might learn
the secrets of the universe,
541
00:36:33,202 --> 00:36:36,142
would not go up his boarding ramp
on his hands and knees.
542
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:37,417
Yeah.
543
00:36:37,658 --> 00:36:41,442
Probably wouldn't arrive in a hubcap
filled with Christmas lights either.
544
00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:42,667
Yeah, probably not.
545
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:46,125
Hey, can I take this stupid thing off?
546
00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:47,458
It smells like feet.
547
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,417
Yeah, go ahead.
We're done tonight.
548
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,375
But we didn't get the shot.
549
00:36:52,667 --> 00:36:54,917
We're done.
Good night.
550
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,417
Girls ruin everything.
551
00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:59,833
You give me hope for mankind.
552
00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,250
Go to hell, Bill.
553
00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:06,875
So have you ever seen one?
A UFO?
554
00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:10,525
Well, when I was a kid,
I used to watch planes take off from Waukegan Airport.
555
00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:12,650
You could see them
just over those trees there.
556
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,100
But you couldn't hear them.
557
00:37:14,292 --> 00:37:19,958
There were just these blazing silent lights
coming this way.
558
00:37:20,078 --> 00:37:24,833
And every time a plane took off I thought...
or wished...
559
00:37:25,135 --> 00:37:28,208
that it was a UFO coming to take me back.
560
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,500
Back?
561
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:33,458
I thought that maybe I was an alien.
562
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:36,292
What could possibly have changed your mind?
563
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:39,792
Well, my dad said that UFOs didn't exist.
564
00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:41,285
And to prove it,
565
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:45,750
he drove me down to the airport
to watch a plane take off.
566
00:37:46,908 --> 00:37:51,167
Plus, the aliens never did take me.
567
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:55,583
So where do your alien relatives come from?
568
00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:56,847
A distant star system.
569
00:37:56,947 --> 00:37:58,708
Yeah, what's it called?
570
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,058
Hollywood.
571
00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:04,792
Sounds like you need to go there then.
572
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,250
Not without you.
573
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:12,921
I never thought I'd find anyone
who understood me,
574
00:38:13,021 --> 00:38:16,458
who'd accept me for who I really am.
575
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:21,292
And then there you were,
reading 2001: A Space Odyssey.
576
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:22,867
And it was like...
577
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:28,792
That's the first thing you noticed about me?
578
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:31,703
- That I was reading 2001?
- Yeah.
579
00:38:31,803 --> 00:38:32,805
It was so weird.
580
00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:36,683
It was like
we were meant to find each other.
581
00:38:40,515 --> 00:38:41,958
What?
582
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:44,333
Now, he was master of the world,
583
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,750
and he was not quite sure what to do next.
584
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,333
But he would think of something.
585
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:52,083
Tray?
586
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,917
God, I love this book.
587
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,275
Sorry.
588
00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:02,083
So then I figured...
Hey, if I skim through this,
589
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,375
maybe I'll finally understand the movie.
590
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:12,667
Well, it's really not that hard to understand
when you really think about it.
591
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,033
Or if you stay awake.
592
00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:20,000
Don't be mad.
593
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:23,300
I still love you,
even if you're the only sci-fi geek in town.
594
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,000
Patrick Read Johnson!
595
00:39:33,892 --> 00:39:36,417
Great.
596
00:39:37,218 --> 00:39:38,917
Don't worry.
I got it, ma.
597
00:39:55,503 --> 00:39:59,250
WLS Music Radio...
Holdin' on to Yesterday.
598
00:39:59,542 --> 00:40:00,550
This is Ambrosia.
599
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,083
Calling your gay
special effects lover again?
600
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,708
Linda, happy?
601
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,250
Not a great conversation.
602
00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:18,917
No conversation.
603
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,308
She's always working.
604
00:40:21,028 --> 00:40:22,033
What a tramp.
605
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:46,125
- What?
- I was just thinking.
606
00:40:46,337 --> 00:40:49,500
- What?
- You should come with me.
607
00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:51,125
Where?
608
00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:53,208
Hollywood.
609
00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:55,166
What?
You're a funny guy.
610
00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:57,067
Yo, hey.
I got a tow.
611
00:40:57,167 --> 00:40:59,125
Take care of the shop till I get back.
612
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,375
I'm also a practical guy, Pat.
613
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,833
My name's on the sign of Bud's and Sons.
614
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,733
Your name is apparently up in the lights,
615
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:09,250
somewhere out there,
or maybe just in the theater of your mind.
616
00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:12,258
Either way,
I'll leave the Hollywood stuff up to you.
617
00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:20,375
Well, if it isn't Mustang Sally
and the Pinto Kid.
618
00:41:20,801 --> 00:41:23,067
- Hi, Pat.
- Hey.
619
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:25,500
So I see the SS Bondo is still afloat.
620
00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:28,185
Why don't you let my dad crush that thing
and put it out of its misery?
621
00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:31,387
Your dad hasn't seen a car this nice
since he was conceived.
622
00:41:31,487 --> 00:41:33,378
- Bill.
- At least when my dad rebuilt this baby...
623
00:41:33,478 --> 00:41:34,732
...he put the weight where it counts...
624
00:41:34,832 --> 00:41:36,267
- Bill!
- ...under the hood.
625
00:41:36,508 --> 00:41:37,985
He put your mom under the hood?
626
00:41:38,085 --> 00:41:40,125
Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8.
627
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,025
Any time you want to embarrass yourself...
628
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,505
Any time I want to embarrass myself,
629
00:41:43,605 --> 00:41:44,657
I'll borrow your mustache.
630
00:41:44,757 --> 00:41:45,759
- Jeez, Bill.
- Come on, guys.
631
00:41:45,859 --> 00:41:46,861
What did you say?
632
00:41:46,961 --> 00:41:49,433
- Time to go home.
- Great, look what you did now!
633
00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:51,292
Tony, stop!
634
00:41:51,883 --> 00:41:52,885
Hurry up!
635
00:41:52,985 --> 00:41:54,083
Open up, you pussy!
636
00:41:54,455 --> 00:41:55,608
Who the hell is this guy?
637
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:57,605
- Tony Vasuvio.
- Of Vasuvio's junkyard?
638
00:41:57,705 --> 00:41:59,208
Dino and Lorenzo's brother?
639
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,108
Stupider brother, if you can believe that.
640
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,917
Just go.
He can't kill us if he can't catch us.
641
00:42:03,017 --> 00:42:04,025
He can catch us!
642
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,557
- I thought you said there was a V8 under here.
- Open the door, nerds!
643
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:06,659
- There was.
- What do you mean, was?
644
00:42:06,759 --> 00:42:09,957
My dad replaced it with something
a little less thirsty when the gas prices hit.
645
00:42:10,057 --> 00:42:12,102
- How much less thirsty?
- Four cylinders less.
646
00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:13,402
Oh, shit!
647
00:42:13,502 --> 00:42:15,585
Maybe if we run in two different directions,
it'll confuse him.
648
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:16,698
Get down!
649
00:42:17,058 --> 00:42:18,178
You know, he knows we're in here.
650
00:42:18,278 --> 00:42:19,885
He may have a faster car,
but I'm a better driver.
651
00:42:19,985 --> 00:42:21,952
Well, you'd have a better chance to prove it
if you drove.
652
00:42:22,052 --> 00:42:24,000
- Tony, please. Please, stop!
- On the count of three.
653
00:42:24,182 --> 00:42:25,184
- One.
- One.
654
00:42:25,284 --> 00:42:26,286
- Two.
- Two.
655
00:42:26,386 --> 00:42:27,388
Three!
656
00:42:28,258 --> 00:42:29,875
Jeez, you guys, relax.
657
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,908
Why would we do that
with this maniac out here?
658
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,475
Because Tony's cool now.
659
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,025
How did you get him to calm down?
660
00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:37,192
I told him who you were.
661
00:42:37,292 --> 00:42:38,350
And who am I?
662
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:41,333
My boyfriend.
663
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:43,333
And who is he to you?
664
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:44,842
Tony...
665
00:42:44,942 --> 00:42:46,705
His mom and mine
have worked together for years.
666
00:42:46,805 --> 00:42:49,475
We've known each other
since we were six years old.
667
00:42:49,587 --> 00:42:50,957
He's like an overprotective brother.
668
00:42:51,057 --> 00:42:53,392
I thought you were working the game tonight.
669
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:56,808
I was, but by the third quarter,
Antioch was beating our butts,
670
00:42:56,925 --> 00:42:59,650
and there was nobody left in the stands
to buy anything.
671
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:02,125
Jenny Boziak said she'd cover for me.
672
00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:05,400
My car's still in the shop,
so Tony said he'd give me a ride home.
673
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,833
Well, we can give you a ride home.
674
00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:09,883
I don't think that's such a good idea.
675
00:43:09,983 --> 00:43:11,685
And you'd rather ride home with him?
676
00:43:11,785 --> 00:43:12,787
Yes.
677
00:43:12,887 --> 00:43:17,453
If I want to see you again in this lifetime,
which I do.
678
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:18,635
Mom trusts him.
679
00:43:18,735 --> 00:43:20,250
Why not me?
680
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:23,167
Tony doesn't look at me the way you do.
681
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,275
So I'll quit looking at you like that.
682
00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:26,383
You better not.
683
00:43:33,558 --> 00:43:36,167
- I should go.
- I love you.
684
00:43:37,258 --> 00:43:39,000
- That'll help.
- With what?
685
00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:40,875
The rest of our lives, silly boy.
686
00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:55,717
Did you just get engaged?
687
00:44:05,775 --> 00:44:07,487
The best thing about an Airedale
688
00:44:07,587 --> 00:44:09,395
is it can take down a grizzly bear
689
00:44:09,495 --> 00:44:12,542
and still be the best playmate
your child can ever have.
690
00:44:12,801 --> 00:44:13,892
Did Linda call?
691
00:44:19,317 --> 00:44:24,417
I'm ready to die a horrible, agonizing death
in the cold vacuum of space.
692
00:44:31,885 --> 00:44:33,417
All right.
Ready?
693
00:44:34,155 --> 00:44:35,683
- Yep.
- Here we go.
694
00:44:35,783 --> 00:44:38,958
Now, you're in space so float.
695
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,667
Now you're asphyxiating.
696
00:44:40,908 --> 00:44:42,125
What's "asphyxiating"?
697
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,107
You can't breathe.
You don't have any air.
698
00:44:44,207 --> 00:44:46,625
Come on.
Like this, like this...
699
00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:48,000
There you go.
700
00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:49,304
Don't look at the camera.
701
00:44:49,404 --> 00:44:51,792
Why would I be looking at anything?
I'm dying.
702
00:44:52,013 --> 00:44:54,082
- What if I throw up in space?
- You're not going to throw up.
703
00:44:54,182 --> 00:44:55,903
- Wouldn't that be cool?
- Don't throw up.
704
00:44:56,003 --> 00:44:57,683
- I'm going to do it.
- That's very funny.
705
00:44:57,783 --> 00:45:00,333
- Here I go.
- Better not throw up!
706
00:45:01,192 --> 00:45:02,597
That's disgusting.
707
00:45:03,585 --> 00:45:05,003
Don't do that again, okay?
708
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:06,342
You got it on the lens.
709
00:45:06,803 --> 00:45:08,500
Patrick!
710
00:45:11,401 --> 00:45:12,403
What?
711
00:45:12,503 --> 00:45:14,403
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Can you just hold it?
712
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:15,662
I guess.
713
00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,292
What?
714
00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:18,667
It's Linda.
715
00:45:21,158 --> 00:45:24,475
Misty, knock it off!
716
00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:29,458
Linda, will you please do something
about this damn yapping mutt?
717
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:32,125
Hey!
Misty, shut up!
718
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,025
- No, stop.
- What?
719
00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:42,083
I thought we were going to get married
and have a big house and 2.3 kids.
720
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,208
We don't have to have them tonight.
721
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,250
No, like nine months from now.
722
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:49,792
What are you in such a hurry for?
723
00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,317
You're seventeen years old.
724
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:53,025
Don't you want to see the world a little,
725
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,525
sow you're wild oats and all that?
726
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,792
No.
No, I don't.
727
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,117
I want to be with you.
That's all I want.
728
00:46:06,737 --> 00:46:09,000
Oh, shit!
729
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:21,417
Stop!
730
00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:52,458
He kept asking if you got the shot.
731
00:46:52,695 --> 00:46:55,000
He wanted to make sure
that he'd done it right.
732
00:46:55,292 --> 00:46:57,250
He didn't want to waste film.
733
00:46:57,542 --> 00:46:58,833
I feel bad enough, okay?
734
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:05,042
It isn't just about you.
735
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,333
It's about him too.
736
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,208
He needs a man to be around right now.
737
00:47:08,308 --> 00:47:09,915
- And that's my fault?
- No, it's not.
738
00:47:10,015 --> 00:47:12,058
But that doesn't change the fact that
with your father gone,
739
00:47:12,158 --> 00:47:13,567
you're the one they all look up to.
740
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,358
They count on you to be there for them.
741
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,025
Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't.
742
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,701
Maybe I'm not ready to be counted on.
743
00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:21,567
Well, maybe you shouldn't be
moving so fast with Linda then.
744
00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:24,208
Maybe you should mind your own business.
745
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,667
You are my own business!
746
00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:44,691
I think you should
graduate high school first
747
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,757
and find out what it's like
to live in the real world.
748
00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:49,650
This isn't the real world.
This is your parents' basement.
749
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:52,000
I just think that
before we move in together,
750
00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:55,275
you might want to find a job
that pays more than minimum wage.
751
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,526
Yeah,
but there aren't any part time jobs in Lake County
752
00:47:57,626 --> 00:47:58,763
that pay more than minimum wage.
753
00:47:58,863 --> 00:48:00,123
That's why I got a second job.
754
00:48:00,223 --> 00:48:01,458
You what?
755
00:48:01,682 --> 00:48:04,125
Mom got me on the late shift at Solo.
756
00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:05,792
Doing what?
757
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:09,292
Injection molding cups in the machine
right next to hers.
758
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:13,292
Okay, well, maybe your mom could get me a job
at the machine next to yours.
759
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:18,542
Actually, that's where Tony works.
760
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:24,458
You know, there's an opening at Weebolts
managing the men's department.
761
00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:28,250
Well, I'm not real comfortable in a tie.
762
00:48:28,702 --> 00:48:30,992
Were you comfortable
in my parents' basement?
763
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,542
And that'll be it for this Amazing Alfredo.
764
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:48,438
But luckily,
due to the miracle of our patented identical costume technology,
765
00:48:48,538 --> 00:48:50,259
you'll hardly even notice the difference,
766
00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:54,733
as I turn things over to...
the Amazing Alfredo.
767
00:48:56,027 --> 00:48:58,292
Okay, Rick's watching.
Don't embarrass me.
768
00:48:58,583 --> 00:48:59,792
Do I ever?
769
00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:01,500
Oh, my God.
770
00:49:01,892 --> 00:49:03,125
Hi.
771
00:49:05,665 --> 00:49:10,875
Ladies and gentlemen,
permit me to introduce myself..
772
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,167
I am...
773
00:49:17,658 --> 00:49:18,675
I am...
774
00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:28,833
Now, he was master of the world...
775
00:49:30,351 --> 00:49:32,917
and he was not quite sure what to do next,
776
00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:34,842
but he would think of something.
777
00:49:57,887 --> 00:49:59,175
I am...
778
00:49:59,684 --> 00:50:02,458
the Amazingly...
779
00:50:02,558 --> 00:50:04,875
Wet Alfredo.
780
00:50:06,167 --> 00:50:09,250
So, I'll guess your age, your weight.
781
00:50:09,442 --> 00:50:11,075
Guess who I'm in love with?
782
00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:13,358
What on earth?
783
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,563
- Janet Johnson, Stoneridge Heritage.
- I got the job.
784
00:50:15,663 --> 00:50:19,542
We're going to Gauge's Lake
with Bill and Robin to celebrate.
785
00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,708
Have I got a dog for you.
786
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,333
He's had all his shots.
787
00:50:23,585 --> 00:50:26,000
He's completely house trained,
very well behaved.
788
00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:28,425
He needs a haircut,
but we do grooming here as well.
789
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:29,530
But seriously,
790
00:50:29,630 --> 00:50:31,257
he's been making these little movies
since he was nine.
791
00:50:31,357 --> 00:50:33,887
You know,
with the home movie camera his dad left behind.
792
00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,233
But they're really something.
793
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,208
He did this one which is like
those Planet of the Apes movies.
794
00:50:38,308 --> 00:50:40,852
And he and his friends
stuck straws up their noses so they could breathe,
795
00:50:40,952 --> 00:50:42,597
and put plaster all over their faces,
796
00:50:42,697 --> 00:50:46,955
and made molds, and sculpted ape faces,
and made masks out of liquid latex.
797
00:50:47,055 --> 00:50:50,102
And then they went out and put together sets,
and little models,
798
00:50:50,202 --> 00:50:52,882
and shot the whole thing themselves.
And it's really good.
799
00:50:52,982 --> 00:50:55,605
And they showed it
at all the grade schools around the area.
800
00:50:55,705 --> 00:50:57,500
And he was even in the local paper.
801
00:50:57,892 --> 00:51:02,708
But now all he thinks about is getting out to California
and meeting those movie heroes of his,
802
00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:07,250
like what's-his-name...
the guy that did all the trick photography on 2001.
803
00:51:07,402 --> 00:51:09,583
Special effects!
804
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:12,167
Yes, that's right...
Douglas Trumbull.
805
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:15,333
But here we are, in Wadsworth, Illinois,
and I just...
806
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:16,858
I don't know how to help him.
807
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:19,350
And I certainly
don't know anybody in Hollywood.
808
00:51:19,602 --> 00:51:21,133
So here's what I was wondering...
809
00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:23,688
If I could save enough money
and get him out there,
810
00:51:23,788 --> 00:51:26,623
do you think maybe you could talk to him,
and give him some pointers,
811
00:51:26,723 --> 00:51:29,525
and maybe introduce him to
this Douglas Trumbull person?
812
00:51:36,792 --> 00:51:39,275
You're kidding.
Of course.
813
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:42,083
I know there are no guarantees.
There never are.
814
00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:44,125
Okay, wonderful.
815
00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,792
I'll get him out on a plane this weekend.
816
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,917
Thank you so much, Herb.
817
00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:50,458
Thank you so much.
818
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,783
Bye.
819
00:51:55,707 --> 00:52:02,665
# Hooray for Hollywood! #
820
00:52:03,055 --> 00:52:05,750
# I got you all set up in Hollywood. #
821
00:52:06,012 --> 00:52:08,417
# I called a guy I never met there, #
822
00:52:08,608 --> 00:52:12,708
# now let's cut your hair,
and find you something to wear. #
823
00:52:13,288 --> 00:52:15,633
# Who will pay the airfare? #
824
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:25,067
# Hooray for credit cards! #
825
00:52:27,068 --> 00:52:28,975
# Credit cards! #
826
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:37,792
Can I help you?
827
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:39,833
I'm Pat Johnson.
828
00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,792
Hi.
829
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:45,250
I'm Herb Lightman.
830
00:54:45,542 --> 00:54:49,000
Welcome to Hollywood.
831
00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:50,975
Thank you.
832
00:54:51,237 --> 00:54:55,333
I'm also Malcolm Higgins, and Steven Blum,
833
00:54:55,625 --> 00:55:01,667
and Ari Roscoe, and Colin Anderson,
834
00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:07,208
and Felipe Castero Junior.
835
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,625
You write the whole magazine?
836
00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:12,658
When I'm not entertaining
the folks from out of town...
837
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,183
and answering the telephone.
838
00:55:29,858 --> 00:55:30,860
S...
So,
839
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:36,583
how does one get to be the editor of
American Cinematographer Magazine?
840
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:39,300
One sets out to become
a big Hollywood director.
841
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:51,292
Again, I just want to thank you so much...
for doing this for me.
842
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:55,042
Thanks a lot.
843
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:58,076
I take it that thanking people a lot
844
00:55:58,176 --> 00:56:01,902
in advance of
their having done anything for you...
845
00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,950
is a Johnson family trait.
846
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,242
Herb Lightman.
847
00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:11,042
Hello...
848
00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:12,667
again.
849
00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,792
Yeah, he's here, hair and all.
850
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,442
No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
851
00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,542
No, it's fine.
852
00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:21,958
No, a haircut won't be necessary.
853
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:25,417
The Incredible Hulk look
is all the rage these days.
854
00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:26,767
Is he what?
855
00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:30,458
Yes, he's still wearing his tie.
856
00:56:30,898 --> 00:56:33,385
No, no... No...
No, really, that won't...
857
00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:35,125
No, that won't be necessary.
858
00:56:35,417 --> 00:56:41,917
My thanks is the look in a young person's eyes
when I help make their dream come true.
859
00:56:42,158 --> 00:56:43,792
No, really.
860
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,250
I'm happy to help.
861
00:56:46,542 --> 00:56:48,750
What's that?
862
00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:50,167
Of course.
863
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,125
I Will.
864
00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:53,875
I Will.
865
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:55,667
Yeah.
866
00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:58,750
Okay, you got it.
867
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,500
I can do that.
868
00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,583
As soon as I get off the phone.
869
00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:06,625
Okay, bye.
870
00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:10,292
You will never guess who just called.
871
00:57:10,503 --> 00:57:12,461
Yeah.
Sorry, she's...
872
00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,685
She asked me to remind you...
873
00:57:15,785 --> 00:57:17,790
to thank me...
874
00:57:17,903 --> 00:57:19,910
for doing this.
875
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:23,000
Thank you.
876
00:57:23,602 --> 00:57:24,642
Sorry.
Right, right...
877
00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:29,958
Your thanks is the look in a young person's eyes
when you help make their dreams come true.
878
00:57:30,105 --> 00:57:31,125
That's right.
879
00:57:31,617 --> 00:57:34,401
And you know how many times
I've had the pleasure of seeing
880
00:57:34,501 --> 00:57:36,892
that look in a young person's eye
when their dream comes true?
881
00:57:36,992 --> 00:57:38,583
Precisely never.
Why?
882
00:57:38,905 --> 00:57:41,303
Because I've never done this for anyone before.
Why?
883
00:57:41,403 --> 00:57:44,256
Because I never wanted to see
the look in a young person's eyes
884
00:57:44,356 --> 00:57:47,400
when they realize that their dream
is probably not going to come true.
885
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,502
Why?
886
00:57:48,602 --> 00:57:52,435
Because Hollywood is the least conducive place
on the planet Earth for anyone's dream
887
00:57:52,535 --> 00:57:54,345
to ever come true.
888
00:57:57,458 --> 00:58:00,167
So why are you doing this for me?
889
00:58:00,388 --> 00:58:07,208
Cause your mother has huge,
clanging steel balls.
890
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:12,208
Because you're here anyway
and because you say "thank you" a lot.
891
00:58:15,917 --> 00:58:16,958
Shall we go?
892
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,201
So, tell me something...
893
00:58:22,301 --> 00:58:26,083
Of all the people in Hollywood you could pick to meet,
why Douglas Trumbull?
894
00:58:26,375 --> 00:58:28,833
Have you ever seen 2001: A Space Odyssey?
895
00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:32,042
Well,
it took a while to finally get to Los Angeles,
896
00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,452
but yes, I've seen it.
897
00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:36,250
- Did you understand the ending?
- Of course.
898
00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:38,958
Do you?
899
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:41,083
Let me guess, you're a hand grenade,
900
00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:42,917
and I just pulled the pin.
901
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:44,692
The riddle is nearly within his grasp,
902
00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:48,650
but he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith
and receive his final gift of enlightenment.
903
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:53,561
So they send him back to the evolutionary cradle
to start...
904
00:58:54,561 --> 00:58:56,192
all over again.
905
00:58:57,203 --> 00:58:58,217
Kaboom!
906
00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:06,250
Well, I'm Herb Lightman,
if you could call him.
907
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:08,000
- One minute.
- Good.
908
00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:10,725
- Okay. I'll do that.
- Sure.
909
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:14,808
Well, the good news is...
910
00:59:14,908 --> 00:59:16,633
You can go in now.
911
00:59:17,085 --> 00:59:18,125
Thank you.
912
00:59:18,317 --> 00:59:19,350
What's the bad news?
913
00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:21,825
The bad news is that
Douglas isn't here today.
914
00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:25,775
Did you tell them I was coming?
915
00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:28,750
I told him I was coming.
916
00:59:29,042 --> 00:59:31,201
Well, I mean...
917
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:34,500
there's still probably
a bunch of cool stuff to see, right?
918
00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,000
I could leave him a note.
919
00:59:37,292 --> 00:59:39,542
I have some pictures of my models.
920
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:42,208
I could leave him my movie and my projector.
921
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,958
I mean, it's worth a try, right?
922
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,708
You're asking the wrong guy.
923
00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:51,733
It's worth a try.
924
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:57,708
Okay, we have cumulocity.
925
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Roll camera.
926
01:00:19,893 --> 01:00:22,392
Give us a little more speed
on the color changes.
927
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:27,675
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
928
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:34,958
Just...
Okay, just pull back slowly.
929
01:00:35,125 --> 01:00:37,592
Starting further back
and push through the cloud.
930
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,792
So what is this movie called anyway?
931
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,033
It's called
Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
932
01:00:45,133 --> 01:00:47,250
What does that mean?
933
01:00:47,552 --> 01:00:48,554
Contact.
934
01:00:48,654 --> 01:00:52,750
Close encounter of the first kind is...
a sighting.
935
01:00:53,002 --> 01:00:57,500
Close encounter of the second kind
is physical evidence of an encounter.
936
01:00:57,792 --> 01:01:02,708
Close encounter of the third kind
is actual contact with the aliens.
937
01:01:02,885 --> 01:01:06,500
It's True UFO Stories Magazine, April 1974.
938
01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:09,042
- Don't swing.
- You want a Pepsi?
939
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,400
Sorry... Wait, stop.
940
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,505
Are you serious?
Yeah, thank you.
941
01:01:12,605 --> 01:01:15,400
You're messing up the cloud.
You've messed up the cloud.
942
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,208
Cut.
943
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,542
How long to reset?
944
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:21,875
Twenty-five minutes.
945
01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:23,333
Are you the...?
946
01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:25,333
I really think it's four hours.
947
01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,605
- You're Steven Spielberg.
- Steven.
948
01:01:28,705 --> 01:01:29,725
Hey, Herb.
949
01:01:29,917 --> 01:01:33,208
Come on.
Let me show you guys around.
950
01:01:33,325 --> 01:01:34,458
How old is he?
951
01:01:34,661 --> 01:01:36,000
Eleven.
952
01:01:36,692 --> 01:01:39,875
Okay,
let's recycle the tank and order some dinner.
953
01:01:40,627 --> 01:01:42,655
When I was a kid,
I used to watch planes take off from the local airport.
954
01:01:42,755 --> 01:01:44,682
- Anyone seen Doug?
- Of course, to me they weren't airplanes...
955
01:01:44,782 --> 01:01:46,150
- ...they were spaceships.
- Doug!
956
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:48,003
Growing up on all those '50s films
with flying saucers
957
01:01:48,103 --> 01:01:49,945
full of aliens coming down to Earth
to destroy mankind.
958
01:01:50,045 --> 01:01:52,400
- Where is Doug?
- Did you tell him I was coming?
959
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,125
Which may explain why my first real film
was a little epic called Firelight...
960
01:01:55,225 --> 01:01:56,227
Doug!
961
01:01:56,327 --> 01:01:59,233
...which was essentially about aliens
coming down to my backyard and destroying my sisters.
962
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:00,642
Where's Doug?
963
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:06,000
So obviously, you've come a long way from
making little Super 8 movies in the backyard.
964
01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:08,692
Yeah,
now I make big Super 8 movies in the back lot.
965
01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:10,192
Still,
966
01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:11,898
knowing what you know now...
967
01:02:11,998 --> 01:02:16,302
about how difficult it is...
to really do this,
968
01:02:16,402 --> 01:02:20,079
I wonder what you would say to
the seventeen-year-old kid in the backyard
969
01:02:20,179 --> 01:02:23,708
who thinks he's got...
it all figured out.
970
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,226
I say, if you're so smart,
971
01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:29,933
what are you still doing in your backyard?
972
01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:33,308
But if the kid were to get up the courage
to leave the backyard
973
01:02:33,408 --> 01:02:35,508
and show up on your doorstep
looking for help?
974
01:02:35,608 --> 01:02:37,233
I'd say, get your own Douglas Trumbull,
975
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:38,583
if you could find him.
976
01:02:38,745 --> 01:02:39,815
Speaking of which,
977
01:02:39,915 --> 01:02:41,738
could we talk for just a bit about
978
01:02:41,838 --> 01:02:44,958
exactly what Douglas and his team
are doing for you here?
979
01:02:45,198 --> 01:02:47,522
I knew I wanted to show flying saucers
in a way that they'd never been shown before...
980
01:02:47,622 --> 01:02:49,907
- Well, Close Encounters is a very effect heavy film.
- ...and I had to go to...
981
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,455
...a real alien.
His name is Douglas Trumbull.
982
01:02:51,555 --> 01:02:54,303
He worked on a little film called
2001: A Space Odyssey.
983
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,782
Rejecting the sketches,
we created force perspective planning
984
01:02:56,882 --> 01:02:59,180
so much as Greg, Gene, and his model crew
created miniature landscapes
985
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,285
with an amazing sense of distance
and very little actual space.
986
01:03:01,385 --> 01:03:04,705
Before it was paintings based on rough sketches,
and then Doug and Vilmos and I work out the color scheme.
987
01:03:04,805 --> 01:03:06,083
Who is Vilmos?
988
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,317
The DP.
989
01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:15,300
The director of photography.
990
01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:16,750
I know.
991
01:03:16,942 --> 01:03:17,942
Okay.
992
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:19,909
The worry was that
the stars would become diffused blobs
993
01:03:20,009 --> 01:03:21,483
instead of crisp little points of light.
994
01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:25,285
So Richard Yuricich came with the idea of
burning the star fields directly in the interpositive,
995
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:27,788
which meant doing a latent image pass
through the optical printer,
996
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:30,772
and bypacking the star field element
with the original...
997
01:03:37,515 --> 01:03:40,924
...projection that will allow us
to put these large format images on the Scotchlite screen,
998
01:03:41,024 --> 01:03:44,788
reflected back exactly on axis
so that any foreground object will block its own shadow,
999
01:03:44,888 --> 01:03:48,205
providing a perfect comp
with no need for blue screen or motion control.
1000
01:03:48,305 --> 01:03:49,392
What?
1001
01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,042
Sorry...
What's "motion control"?
1002
01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:03,400
So I told the guys at the studio
that I needed five airplanes,
1003
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:04,858
and they tried to give me three.
1004
01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:07,692
I told them,
you can't make a circle with three airplanes.
1005
01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:09,567
You can make a triangle with three.
1006
01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:10,825
You can make a square with four.
1007
01:04:10,925 --> 01:04:12,025
But if you're going to make a circle,
1008
01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,333
you're going to need
at least five airplanes.
1009
01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:56,667
You're Greg Jein.
1010
01:04:59,238 --> 01:05:03,125
You built the Dark Star,
and the penis ship in Flesh Gordon.
1011
01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:09,461
Star Log Magazine.
1012
01:05:09,561 --> 01:05:12,000
Security!
1013
01:05:12,292 --> 01:05:13,500
Relax.
1014
01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:17,500
We don't really have security...
obviously.
1015
01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:20,833
That's...
You got me.
1016
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,917
Looking for Doug?
1017
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,842
- Yeah, how did you know?
- Everybody's looking for...
1018
01:05:24,942 --> 01:05:27,625
Because you had an audience
with Steven Spielberg,
1019
01:05:27,917 --> 01:05:29,733
and you ended up in his model shop.
1020
01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:35,333
I got lost.
1021
01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,750
I know you did.
1022
01:05:38,042 --> 01:05:42,390
So here you are
at the intersection of fantasy and reality,
1023
01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:48,708
just as far from Douglas Trumbull
as you were back in Wadsworth, Illinois, population 750.
1024
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:28,917
Hey, Doug!
1025
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,292
Doug!
1026
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,208
Hey...
Hey, hey, Doug.
1027
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,542
Hey, Herb.
1028
01:06:34,803 --> 01:06:36,483
Sorry, about twelve million things came up.
1029
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,410
We can do the interview another time.
It's not important.
1030
01:06:38,510 --> 01:06:40,708
Anyway,
I just want to tell you that I brought somebody along today
1031
01:06:40,808 --> 01:06:44,707
who has been anxious to meet you
since he saw 2001 when he was eight years old.
1032
01:06:44,807 --> 01:06:46,157
And he understood it, no less.
1033
01:06:46,257 --> 01:06:48,317
But anyway, he's a film director himself,
1034
01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:53,250
and that's because he was so turned on
and so inspired by your first film.
1035
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,983
So if you could have half a second,
just say hi.
1036
01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:03,167
Hi.
1037
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:10,867
Nice meeting you.
1038
01:07:19,292 --> 01:07:22,958
What... What, you...
you had nothing to say?
1039
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:28,583
Well, that's so sweet.
1040
01:07:28,985 --> 01:07:31,042
- So...
- Stupid!
1041
01:07:31,643 --> 01:07:33,375
I can't believe you said that!
1042
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:36,417
- Said what?
- Nothing!
1043
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:37,710
It was a good start.
1044
01:07:37,810 --> 01:07:41,750
"Hi, my name is,"
might have been a good follow up.
1045
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:43,100
Oh, boy.
1046
01:07:43,222 --> 01:07:46,458
Saying goodbye to Steven
might have been a good idea too.
1047
01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:53,833
And that's it?
1048
01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:57,375
After all this crazy hoping,
and trying, and dreaming?
1049
01:07:57,587 --> 01:08:01,500
You're nearly killing me
making dumb movies in your backyard.
1050
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:06,667
That's all you got
from your one chance at Hollywood?
1051
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:11,542
Well...
There is one other little, little thing.
1052
01:08:18,458 --> 01:08:21,388
Hi, guys. John Dagster.
Welcome to Industrial Light and Magic.
1053
01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:23,755
As you can see from the poster,
we're a little behind schedule,
1054
01:08:23,855 --> 01:08:25,817
which means we're all
a little over-caffeinated here.
1055
01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:28,258
So please keep your hands and feet
inside the ride at all times.
1056
01:08:28,358 --> 01:08:29,407
No flash photography.
1057
01:08:29,507 --> 01:08:32,311
Most importantly,
remember to forget every single thing you see here...
1058
01:08:32,411 --> 01:08:33,792
except for the cool stuff.
1059
01:08:33,993 --> 01:08:37,907
The surface of the Death Star,
a small artificial moon that goes around blowing up other planets.
1060
01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:39,009
So we had to make a lot of it.
1061
01:08:39,109 --> 01:08:42,983
So we made wood patterns and took molds off them
with this Dow Corning Silastic liquid rubber,
1062
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:45,275
which is normally used
to seal basements against flooding,
1063
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,092
inject the molds
with expandable urethane foam,
1064
01:08:47,192 --> 01:08:49,567
like the stuff they squirt in
the walls of houses for insulation.
1065
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,775
Wham-o!
Repeatable lightweight modular sections.
1066
01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:53,442
They're really easy to throw around.
1067
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:59,875
Those are X-wings, part of a small fleet of battleships
used by the Rebel Alliance to fight the Empire.
1068
01:09:00,167 --> 01:09:03,667
There's the escape capsules,
right over here.
1069
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:07,500
And over here, we've got the...
1070
01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:09,450
we've got the Millennium Falcon.
1071
01:09:09,902 --> 01:09:14,500
It belongs to a space pirate named Han Solo
and his Wookiee, Chewbacca.
1072
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,817
That's the rebel blockade runner,
right here.
1073
01:09:16,917 --> 01:09:17,958
And where are we?
1074
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:20,750
Over here, we've got the Star Destroyer.
1075
01:09:21,042 --> 01:09:25,333
And here is Luke's Land Speeder.
1076
01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:27,458
Now, that's Luke, destroyed C-3PO,
1077
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,333
and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
1078
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:31,525
Wait...
That's the Bionic Man action figure.
1079
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,900
Yeah, don't...
don't tell anybody.
1080
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,403
We're making this whole movie
out of things...
1081
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:36,123
- ...you could find lying around your garage.
- That's so cool.
1082
01:09:36,223 --> 01:09:38,375
Over here, we have our breakaway models.
1083
01:09:38,567 --> 01:09:41,233
They're made from a brittle resin
which explodes really nicely.
1084
01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:43,253
- Go ahead, break it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1085
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:44,815
- Here, check it out.
- No, no, no, no!
1086
01:09:44,915 --> 01:09:47,750
What are you doing?
1087
01:09:48,042 --> 01:09:49,250
Cool?
1088
01:09:49,792 --> 01:09:51,208
I can fix this.
1089
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:55,167
Now, understand a lot of the blue screens
still aren't composited.
1090
01:09:55,402 --> 01:09:57,205
There's no music or sound effects yet.
1091
01:09:57,305 --> 01:09:59,228
It's still got footage from World War II,
1092
01:09:59,328 --> 01:10:01,688
and stuff from Dam Busters and 633 Squadron
1093
01:10:01,788 --> 01:10:04,017
standing in for the dogfight scenes.
1094
01:10:05,708 --> 01:10:09,583
And this is our screening room.
1095
01:10:50,803 --> 01:10:51,808
Everyone's fixed up,
1096
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,875
and then...
and suddenly, they all turn around,
1097
01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:59,017
and this huge crowd of hundreds of Rebel pilots
give them a standing ovation.
1098
01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:01,500
And...
that's it.
1099
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:04,375
That's the end.
1100
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:06,000
Okay.
1101
01:11:06,292 --> 01:11:09,458
So I just have one...
one question for you.
1102
01:11:09,715 --> 01:11:10,716
Go ahead.
1103
01:11:10,816 --> 01:11:12,729
What the hell were those
hundreds of other Rebel pilots doing
1104
01:11:12,829 --> 01:11:15,608
while their pals were getting their asses kicked
attacking the Death Star?
1105
01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:18,000
I don't know.
Who cares?
1106
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,092
I'm telling you, when this movie comes out,
1107
01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:22,292
it's...
it's going to be like Woodstock.
1108
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,767
I'm thinking Nerdstock.
1109
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:31,083
When and where does this thing come out?
1110
01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:36,667
May 25th at theaters everywhere!
1111
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:39,500
You really met Steven Spielberg?
1112
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:41,000
Yeah, I really did.
1113
01:11:41,292 --> 01:11:43,150
Did you show him
your Planet of the Apes movie?
1114
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,333
- No.
- Good.
1115
01:11:45,825 --> 01:11:47,703
Man, we have to go opening night.
We have to.
1116
01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:48,833
Why?
1117
01:11:52,083 --> 01:11:55,125
Go see this movie again when it comes out.
1118
01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:57,542
See it opening day, first show.
1119
01:11:57,833 --> 01:12:01,025
If it doesn't make you jump in your car
and drive like hell to get back out here,
1120
01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:04,500
then maybe I'm wrong about you.
1121
01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:05,950
But I don't think I am.
1122
01:12:09,465 --> 01:12:10,467
Hi.
1123
01:12:10,567 --> 01:12:13,333
Pat Johnson says
your center speaker's distorting again.
1124
01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:16,958
Okay, bye.
1125
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,900
- Come on, do it.
- No, I'm eating popcorn.
1126
01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:23,358
The butter ought to make it easier.
1127
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:24,692
What are you guys talking about?
1128
01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:26,900
Robin can stick her entire fist
in her mouth.
1129
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,317
Don't ask her to prove it, though,
even with something smaller.
1130
01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:31,620
- I could put my entire fist in your mouth.
- Well, now we're starting something.
1131
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,907
- Welcome to the Genesee Theater.
- Okay, okay.
1132
01:12:33,007 --> 01:12:34,227
- Please refrain from talking...
- What?
1133
01:12:34,327 --> 01:12:36,252
- ...during the feature presentation.
- Pat, there's no one else in the theater.
1134
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,588
This might be it, Bill.
1135
01:12:37,688 --> 01:12:39,503
What?
You say that every time.
1136
01:12:39,603 --> 01:12:42,423
And every time,
we end up staring in awe struck wonder
1137
01:12:42,523 --> 01:12:45,131
at the coming attractions to Logan's Run,
1138
01:12:45,231 --> 01:12:48,375
or Breaker Breaker starring Chuck Norris.
1139
01:12:48,507 --> 01:12:49,708
I like to Chuck Norris.
1140
01:12:52,198 --> 01:12:55,926
And really, Pat,
if this Space Wars thing is so great,
1141
01:12:56,026 --> 01:12:57,908
then why hasn't there
been any hoopla about it?
1142
01:12:58,008 --> 01:12:59,467
- It's Star Wars!
- "Hoopla"?
1143
01:12:59,567 --> 01:13:01,968
Know what I think?
I think you're making this whole Space Wars thing up.
1144
01:13:02,068 --> 01:13:03,415
It's Star Wars, and why would I do that?
1145
01:13:03,515 --> 01:13:05,656
So you had something to tell people
about your trip to Hollywood...
1146
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,593
- ...other than, "I blew it."
- I didn't blow it, Bill!
1147
01:13:07,693 --> 01:13:10,757
You met Steven Spielberg and Douglas Trumbull,
and you came back.
1148
01:13:10,857 --> 01:13:12,383
Why would you come back
if you didn't blow it?
1149
01:13:12,483 --> 01:13:13,838
- Are you serious?
- You guys are having one of your fake fights.
1150
01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:15,050
- Why did I come back?
- You're wasting your time.
1151
01:13:15,150 --> 01:13:16,728
- I came back because I had to finish high school.
- Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now.
1152
01:13:16,828 --> 01:13:18,008
The guy who directed Jaws.
1153
01:13:18,108 --> 01:13:20,133
And now you're acting like you knew that?
I told you that.
1154
01:13:20,233 --> 01:13:22,298
Maybe because I'm too busy
watching the coming attractions...
1155
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,086
- ...to Space Wars.
- It's Star...
1156
01:13:24,186 --> 01:13:25,492
What?
1157
01:13:30,903 --> 01:13:32,067
He's coming in too fast!
1158
01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:34,300
It's an epic of heroes...
1159
01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,567
villains...
1160
01:13:40,337 --> 01:13:42,467
aliens from a thousand worlds.
1161
01:13:46,702 --> 01:13:48,089
Star Wars!
1162
01:13:48,189 --> 01:13:54,390
A billion years in the making,
and it's coming to your galaxy this summer.
1163
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,125
Oh, my God.
1164
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:04,608
What do you mean, "Oh, my God"?
That was the goofiest thing I've ever seen.
1165
01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:07,875
May 25th?
That's like a month from now.
1166
01:14:08,057 --> 01:14:09,125
I know.
1167
01:14:09,457 --> 01:14:11,325
No, Pat, you don't.
1168
01:14:24,758 --> 01:14:26,958
I have you now!
1169
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,208
Right, like I'd waste my time
on some dorky sci-fi movie.
1170
01:14:32,925 --> 01:14:34,922
So you don't have
your little Star Trek parties anymore?
1171
01:14:35,022 --> 01:14:36,025
Shut up!
1172
01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:38,350
You probably shouldn't see Star Wars,
anyway.
1173
01:14:38,602 --> 01:14:39,604
Why is that?
1174
01:14:39,704 --> 01:14:44,925
Well, there's this thing in it called the Death Star,
which could take out the Enterprise with one shot.
1175
01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:48,767
The Enterprise has deflector shields!
1176
01:15:05,162 --> 01:15:07,250
Bud's Garage.
1177
01:15:07,542 --> 01:15:09,125
Again?
1178
01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:11,308
Bill, I'll find a way to pay for it.
1179
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:14,042
What? No.
No, I don't get paid by the pile.
1180
01:15:14,483 --> 01:15:16,667
- Patrick!
- I'll call you back.
1181
01:15:16,918 --> 01:15:18,583
- What?
- Your friends are here.
1182
01:15:25,957 --> 01:15:26,983
Hey.
1183
01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:30,208
Hey.
1184
01:15:30,415 --> 01:15:31,667
I heard about your car.
1185
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,167
Yeah.
1186
01:15:33,358 --> 01:15:36,148
Look, we got off to a bad start, and...
1187
01:15:36,248 --> 01:15:39,414
I was thinking, if you and Linda...
1188
01:15:39,514 --> 01:15:43,292
are going to be getting married...
or whatever...
1189
01:15:43,493 --> 01:15:45,125
you're going to need money.
1190
01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:47,125
Okay.
So?
1191
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:51,542
So Tony thinks his dad
would be willing to fix your car for free.
1192
01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:54,167
Linda, being family and all.
1193
01:16:04,207 --> 01:16:05,667
Cut.
1194
01:16:06,628 --> 01:16:07,692
Do you mind?
1195
01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:12,417
No, I don't mind bringing in the groceries
even though it's your turn.
1196
01:16:12,808 --> 01:16:14,903
Bill, you don't need to check the mirror
with your whole head.
1197
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,275
Just glance with your eyes.
1198
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,917
I was trying to show concern.
1199
01:16:18,208 --> 01:16:19,692
Hey, you should be concerned.
1200
01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:22,135
The corn's moving about 3,000 miles an hour.
1201
01:16:22,235 --> 01:16:23,238
Excuse me?
1202
01:16:23,338 --> 01:16:26,958
Corn's going by too fast.
1203
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,000
The corn can never go by too fast.
1204
01:16:29,402 --> 01:16:30,511
You know what?
This is stupid.
1205
01:16:30,611 --> 01:16:31,998
- What's stupid?
- This whole movie thing.
1206
01:16:32,098 --> 01:16:33,101
I mean, what do you think?
1207
01:16:33,201 --> 01:16:35,025
That one of these movies
is going to end up being seen by anyone...
1208
01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:36,583
- ...other than you, me, and your mom?
- Bill...
1209
01:16:36,683 --> 01:16:38,951
You think having a premiere
at the Gurnee Public Library
1210
01:16:39,051 --> 01:16:40,323
is going to get you noticed in Hollywood?
1211
01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:43,053
Okay, Bill, I'm sorry I said you were corny.
You're a good actor.
1212
01:16:43,153 --> 01:16:45,125
No, I'm not.
I'm terrible!
1213
01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:46,582
But at least I know it.
1214
01:16:46,682 --> 01:16:49,353
Well, if you know you're so terrible,
why do you keep doing it?
1215
01:16:49,453 --> 01:16:50,958
Because it used to be fun.
1216
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,483
Why do you keep doing it?
1217
01:16:52,583 --> 01:16:54,825
Because you certainly aren't having any fun.
1218
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:58,792
And when you're not having fun,
you are definitely not fun.
1219
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,125
I do it because I'm not terrible.
1220
01:17:04,307 --> 01:17:05,333
I'm just here.
1221
01:17:06,215 --> 01:17:08,083
So it's here that's the problem?
1222
01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:12,308
"Here," meaning all your well-meaning but talentless friends
holding you back, right?
1223
01:17:12,408 --> 01:17:13,410
No.
1224
01:17:13,510 --> 01:17:16,958
Fine! Go to Hollywood,
so you can be not terrible there.
1225
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,583
See how far that gets you.
1226
01:17:29,417 --> 01:17:34,333
Music radio WLS Chicago!
1227
01:17:34,625 --> 01:17:35,667
Don't be alarmed.
1228
01:17:35,808 --> 01:17:38,375
It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord.
1229
01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:44,000
Star Wars starts today at select theaters.
1230
01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:46,700
Rated PG.
Parental guidance suggested.
1231
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,833
Good morning,
Mr. And Miss Warren High School.
1232
01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:55,983
And all geeks sitting on top of the buses,
1233
01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:59,750
looking into the girls' locker rooms.
1234
01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:02,150
This is your student body president,
Bill Holmes.
1235
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:04,067
And these are
your morning announcements for...
1236
01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:06,542
- ...May 25, 1977.
- May 25, 1977.
1237
01:18:06,903 --> 01:18:09,525
- The menu today...
- A day that will live in infamy.
1238
01:18:14,673 --> 01:18:15,674
All right, kids.
1239
01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:18,900
I'd like to send a special message
to the entire Warren Family.
1240
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,208
Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks,
cheerleaders, Devilettes,
1241
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:26,083
chess club members,
valedictorians, thespians,
1242
01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,408
lesbians.
1243
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,042
Can he say "lesbians"
on the morning announcements?
1244
01:18:32,203 --> 01:18:33,625
No, he cannot.
1245
01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:37,083
Today is the last day of life
as we know it on this planet.
1246
01:18:37,305 --> 01:18:40,750
Today, a new and golden age lies upon us.
1247
01:18:40,902 --> 01:18:44,351
Today is the day that every last character name,
scene description,
1248
01:18:44,451 --> 01:18:46,927
and vocal sound effect
you've heard from these past few months...
1249
01:18:47,027 --> 01:18:49,783
- ...will entirely make sense.
- Open the door, Holmes.
1250
01:18:54,057 --> 01:18:58,375
Don't be alarmed.
It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord.
1251
01:18:58,607 --> 01:19:00,095
- Very bad... Very bad.
- Don't be scared.
1252
01:19:00,195 --> 01:19:03,258
It's only an Imperial Cruiser
making the jump to light speed.
1253
01:19:04,302 --> 01:19:05,375
Relax.
1254
01:19:05,652 --> 01:19:08,042
It's only a movie, and it's all for fun.
1255
01:19:08,253 --> 01:19:10,635
Director George Lucas
and 20th Century Fox present...
1256
01:19:10,735 --> 01:19:13,000
When I find it, and I will...
1257
01:19:13,292 --> 01:19:15,000
Star Wars!
1258
01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:18,833
Enjoy.
Laugh it up, monkeys.
1259
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:22,000
Parental guidance suggested.
1260
01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:24,525
It starts today at theaters everywhere.
1261
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,625
Everyone meet at the Genesee at 3:00 PM.
1262
01:19:26,992 --> 01:19:29,833
The first forty people to show up
get in free!
1263
01:19:48,887 --> 01:19:50,100
What are you doing here?
1264
01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,758
Linda had a conniption fit
because she had work for me today.
1265
01:19:52,858 --> 01:19:54,608
So Dr. Kallen let her off the hook,
1266
01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:56,542
even though I called in sick.
1267
01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:58,792
So where's Linda?
1268
01:19:58,993 --> 01:19:59,996
She went to the mall.
1269
01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:03,142
She said she had to buy
something nice to wear for big event.
1270
01:20:08,307 --> 01:20:09,309
Is that your brother?
1271
01:20:09,409 --> 01:20:10,793
Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM.
Come on.
1272
01:20:10,893 --> 01:20:12,350
- No.
- We've got to go, guys.
1273
01:20:12,652 --> 01:20:14,417
Star Wars!
1274
01:20:15,088 --> 01:20:16,125
Never mind.
1275
01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:17,875
Hey...
1276
01:20:18,167 --> 01:20:19,258
Come on, guys.
We got to go.
1277
01:20:19,358 --> 01:20:20,750
Star Wars.
3:00 PM.
1278
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:24,419
Where's Bill?
1279
01:20:24,519 --> 01:20:26,958
He's hiding in his car.
1280
01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:30,792
Hey, guys, don't forget.
There's a party at my house tonight, 6:00.
1281
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:33,033
Thanks, Ann.
That's great.
1282
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:37,858
Drive, Bill.
1283
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:40,250
Just drive.
1284
01:20:40,542 --> 01:20:43,500
I'll need your park ID.
1285
01:20:43,792 --> 01:20:44,833
Can he do that?
1286
01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:47,567
Do you realize what you just did?
1287
01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:48,811
Yeah, I got my severance pay,
1288
01:20:48,911 --> 01:20:50,923
which is more than I would have gotten
if I'd worked for another month,.
1289
01:20:51,023 --> 01:20:55,808
which means I can now pay for
the first forty people to show up.
1290
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:58,127
Oh, shit!
1291
01:20:58,227 --> 01:20:59,905
Now you realize what you just did.
1292
01:21:00,005 --> 01:21:01,142
No, it's 2:14.
1293
01:21:01,353 --> 01:21:03,102
Time flies
when you're throwing your life away.
1294
01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:04,725
No, I mean I got to cash this.
1295
01:21:04,857 --> 01:21:05,900
So, we'll cash it.
1296
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,317
The theater's fifteen minutes that way.
1297
01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:09,317
My bank is fifteen minutes the other way.
1298
01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:12,125
Pat, relax.
My dad will cash your check at the station.
1299
01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:13,650
It's five minutes away.
1300
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:14,775
Sign it over to him.
1301
01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:17,133
I'll go get the cash
and meet you at the mall at 2:45.
1302
01:21:17,233 --> 01:21:19,775
But...
No, it takes fifteen minutes to get to the theater.
1303
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,208
We can get there in ten.
1304
01:21:21,355 --> 01:21:22,941
That gives five to buy your popcorn,
1305
01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:26,202
talk the manager into selling you the poster
with all the money you won't have,
1306
01:21:26,302 --> 01:21:28,682
and still find
the exact acoustical center of the theater.
1307
01:21:28,782 --> 01:21:30,392
- Okay?
- Okay.
1308
01:21:33,283 --> 01:21:35,667
Slow down!
You're going to get all sweaty.
1309
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,208
Girls hate that.
1310
01:21:37,525 --> 01:21:40,825
It's not like there's going to be
a line around the block to get in.
1311
01:21:40,925 --> 01:21:42,008
Hey.
1312
01:21:43,025 --> 01:21:44,750
Hey.
1313
01:21:45,082 --> 01:21:46,488
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
1314
01:21:46,588 --> 01:21:48,375
Picking you up.
1315
01:21:48,667 --> 01:21:51,083
Bill's meeting us at 2:45.
1316
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:53,167
- What?
- I can't go.
1317
01:21:53,388 --> 01:21:54,389
Why not?
1318
01:21:54,489 --> 01:21:56,183
Mom needs me to take Misty to the vet.
1319
01:21:56,283 --> 01:21:58,792
We'll...
We'll take her afterwards.
1320
01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:00,900
Tony is giving me a ride.
1321
01:22:01,752 --> 01:22:04,375
- Why?
- My car's in the shop.
1322
01:22:04,537 --> 01:22:07,375
- Again?
- Yeah, again.
1323
01:22:07,867 --> 01:22:10,667
That's...
That's convenient.
1324
01:22:10,958 --> 01:22:13,317
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, let's see.
1325
01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:17,021
First, Tony's dad can't seem to find
the left front fender for a Ford Pinto
1326
01:22:17,121 --> 01:22:18,142
for over a month,
1327
01:22:18,303 --> 01:22:21,615
and then after managing to finally scrape together
enough money to pay him,
1328
01:22:21,715 --> 01:22:25,317
he tells me he's been charging me a storage fee
on top of the original amount.
1329
01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:26,957
And now, your car's back in the shop,
1330
01:22:27,057 --> 01:22:29,745
and suddenly Tony is the only one left
with a car that works,
1331
01:22:29,845 --> 01:22:31,567
which you have to go back to your house in,
1332
01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:32,942
with your new underwear.
1333
01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:34,858
And no, can you tell me what's wrong?
1334
01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:36,375
Yeah, I can.
1335
01:22:36,667 --> 01:22:38,600
You don't know when to stop thinking.
1336
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,615
What?
Wait.
1337
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,083
Wait, what?
1338
01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:48,817
I'm the proud owner of a brain
refined by six million years of evolution.
1339
01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:50,692
How am I supposed to stop thinking?
1340
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,375
Try feeling.
1341
01:22:52,767 --> 01:22:54,603
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait...
1342
01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:55,967
Don't touch me!
1343
01:22:57,398 --> 01:22:58,792
I'm sorry.
1344
01:22:59,001 --> 01:23:02,667
Don't even talk to me.
And don't call me either!
1345
01:23:03,158 --> 01:23:05,042
Wait, don't leave.
1346
01:23:05,333 --> 01:23:06,542
Don't leave.
Come on.
1347
01:23:08,993 --> 01:23:10,033
Don't leave!
1348
01:24:11,458 --> 01:24:14,300
I said I'd meet you here.
I didn't say I'd go to bed with you.
1349
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,455
Why would you agree to meet me in a hotel room,
if you weren't going to go to bed with me?
1350
01:24:17,555 --> 01:24:19,510
I can't believe you're being such a bitch.
1351
01:24:19,610 --> 01:24:22,333
Hey!
Open this door!
1352
01:24:27,018 --> 01:24:28,850
What the hell do you want?
1353
01:24:29,452 --> 01:24:31,775
I want you to leave my sister alone,
you punk!
1354
01:24:34,275 --> 01:24:35,283
Okay.
1355
01:24:38,912 --> 01:24:40,184
Star Wars!
1356
01:24:40,304 --> 01:24:46,842
A billion years in the making,
and it's coming to your galaxy this summer.
1357
01:25:01,711 --> 01:25:03,500
Hey!
1358
01:25:03,792 --> 01:25:04,875
She's ready to go...
1359
01:25:06,317 --> 01:25:07,683
when you got the dough!
1360
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:31,542
So did you see it?
1361
01:25:31,703 --> 01:25:32,708
No.
1362
01:25:33,098 --> 01:25:35,500
I thought
you were going to be first in line.
1363
01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:37,917
Things got messed up.
1364
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,275
What happened?
1365
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:43,167
Dodgeball accident, then I missed the bus.
1366
01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:45,750
And next thing I know, it starts raining,
1367
01:25:46,042 --> 01:25:47,833
and Jody saw me walking home.
1368
01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:50,167
You should have run him over.
1369
01:25:50,458 --> 01:25:52,458
What's wrong with her?
1370
01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:54,292
She's sixteen.
1371
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,833
She's a girl.
1372
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,125
Plus, she hates me.
1373
01:25:57,417 --> 01:26:00,583
- She doesn't hate you.
- I do so!
1374
01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:03,417
If she hated you,
why would she drive you home?
1375
01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:08,292
So she could enjoy
not driving me to the theater.
1376
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:09,917
Can I borrow the van?
1377
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,917
Eric took it down to O'Hare.
1378
01:26:12,158 --> 01:26:13,192
What for?
1379
01:26:13,292 --> 01:26:15,500
To ship a dog I sold some people in Atlanta.
1380
01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:17,583
They wired the money, thank God.
1381
01:26:17,875 --> 01:26:20,208
Great.
1382
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,583
Could I borrow...
two hundred dollars?
1383
01:26:22,875 --> 01:26:24,083
I don't know.
When you walked by the runs,
1384
01:26:24,183 --> 01:26:26,192
did you notice two million piles of poop?
1385
01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:28,498
What the heck do you need
two hundred dollars for?
1386
01:26:28,598 --> 01:26:31,500
To pay for forty of my friends
to get in to see Star Wars.
1387
01:26:31,992 --> 01:26:34,373
You know,
they say if you have three good friends
1388
01:26:34,473 --> 01:26:36,477
in your entire life, you're a very lucky...
1389
01:26:36,577 --> 01:26:40,292
Mom, this is really serious!
1390
01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:44,058
I need to get as many people as I can
to the Genesee Theater,
1391
01:26:44,158 --> 01:26:45,792
especially me.
1392
01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,392
Well, it stopped raining.
1393
01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:49,585
Why don't you ride your bike
down to the theater?
1394
01:26:49,685 --> 01:26:54,083
No, I sold my bike to buy film for
Requiem for the Planet of the Apes, remember?
1395
01:26:54,305 --> 01:26:56,750
What about Eric's bike?
1396
01:26:57,002 --> 01:26:58,042
Reshoots.
1397
01:26:58,283 --> 01:26:59,767
Okay, what about Jody's bike?
1398
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:01,500
- It's pink.
- It's here.
1399
01:27:01,792 --> 01:27:04,083
- It's got tassels.
- It's got wheels.
1400
01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:07,125
It's got a lock!
1401
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:08,442
You can use my bike.
1402
01:27:23,485 --> 01:27:25,467
Hey, can you hold on to this for a sec?
1403
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:33,250
Hey.
1404
01:27:33,542 --> 01:27:34,888
Hey, Pat.
I was just heading out to find you.
1405
01:27:34,988 --> 01:27:35,991
Where the hell have you been?
1406
01:27:36,091 --> 01:27:37,708
- Jeez! Will you relax?
- Relax?
1407
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,525
I missed the 3:00 PM showing of Star Wars
because of you,
1408
01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:42,125
and the 5:15, and the 7:30.
1409
01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:44,305
And the 9:45 starts at twenty-five minutes,
1410
01:27:44,405 --> 01:27:46,385
and it takes twenty minutes
to get to the Genesee Theater.
1411
01:27:46,485 --> 01:27:48,442
Will you calm down?
It's the damn movie!
1412
01:27:48,542 --> 01:27:49,757
No, it's not just a "damn movie."
1413
01:27:49,857 --> 01:27:51,582
I've been waiting my whole life
to see this movie.
1414
01:27:51,682 --> 01:27:53,508
You've been waiting your whole life
to get laid too,
1415
01:27:53,608 --> 01:27:56,417
but I don't see you
yelling at Linda Altastiniac.
1416
01:27:56,708 --> 01:27:57,792
Okay, you know what?
1417
01:27:58,083 --> 01:27:59,317
Forget it.
I'll go by myself.
1418
01:27:59,417 --> 01:28:00,483
Just give me my check, okay?
1419
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,275
It's in my glove compartment.
I parked like a mile away.
1420
01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:05,893
Besides,
what good is it going to do without a place to cash it,
1421
01:28:05,993 --> 01:28:07,487
and without me to take you there?
1422
01:28:07,587 --> 01:28:10,475
Why didn't you catch it before?
Why didn't you come back?
1423
01:28:14,333 --> 01:28:17,400
Remember that night last fall,
when Robin gave me a ride home?
1424
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,167
Yeah.
1425
01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,167
She came over later.
1426
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,250
She was really drunk.
1427
01:28:25,542 --> 01:28:29,583
She told me, if I didn't want to marry her,
1428
01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:33,167
there was a guy she knew that would.
1429
01:28:33,408 --> 01:28:34,410
Bill.
1430
01:28:34,510 --> 01:28:37,542
I didn't come back
because I found out who that guy is.
1431
01:28:47,292 --> 01:28:51,458
Look, just hang here for a little while.
1432
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,958
Let me try to figure this out with Robin,
1433
01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:56,267
and I'll take you to the midnight show.
1434
01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:07,312
Hey, Pat.
1435
01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:11,667
Hey, Donny.
1436
01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:13,542
How was Star Wars?
1437
01:29:16,917 --> 01:29:18,750
It was great.
1438
01:29:19,042 --> 01:29:23,417
Yeah, it was great, in fact,
that I went to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show.
1439
01:29:23,658 --> 01:29:25,833
I mean, later I'm going to the 9:45.
1440
01:29:26,125 --> 01:29:28,542
Hey!
What is this movie about?
1441
01:29:38,410 --> 01:29:41,483
- What's with Johnson?
- And R2-D2's bouncing around going...
1442
01:29:41,825 --> 01:29:43,332
Big smudge mark on her boob is gone,
1443
01:29:43,432 --> 01:29:46,583
and her hair's all different,
and she hands Luke and Han medals,
1444
01:29:46,862 --> 01:29:50,192
and everybody turns around,
and literally this crowd, hundreds of rebel soldiers,
1445
01:29:50,292 --> 01:29:51,900
all give him a standing ovation.
1446
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,208
And that's the end.
1447
01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:59,458
All right...
So I just have one question.
1448
01:29:59,558 --> 01:30:02,208
- What?
- What the hell are you on?
1449
01:30:06,042 --> 01:30:08,792
Fine, fine...
Laugh it up, laugh it up...
1450
01:30:08,983 --> 01:30:12,165
But in a few days,
you'll all be going up to the...
1451
01:30:12,265 --> 01:30:15,358
the... the door of the ark,
and just pounding on it and screaming,
1452
01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,583
"Let me in!
Let me in!"
1453
01:30:46,318 --> 01:30:47,375
Hey!
1454
01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:49,822
What the hell does that look for?
1455
01:30:49,922 --> 01:30:52,882
What the hell were you doing
making out with Doreen Blandis?
1456
01:30:52,982 --> 01:30:54,825
I thought you said
you were going to work things out with Robin.
1457
01:30:54,925 --> 01:30:56,535
Yeah, well,
I also said I'd get you to your movie,
1458
01:30:56,635 --> 01:30:59,333
and I'm going to get you there.
So come on. Let's go.
1459
01:31:03,607 --> 01:31:07,261
Hey, Moon Watcher...
1460
01:31:07,361 --> 01:31:10,583
You can't get there from here.
This ain't Cape Kennedy.
1461
01:31:10,755 --> 01:31:12,792
And it sure as hell ain't Hollywood.
1462
01:31:13,083 --> 01:31:15,250
It's just Gurney.
1463
01:31:15,402 --> 01:31:16,508
I'm not even from Gurney.
1464
01:31:16,608 --> 01:31:21,667
I'm from Wadsworth, population 750,
the edge of the edge of nowhere.
1465
01:31:22,138 --> 01:31:23,141
Hey...
1466
01:31:23,241 --> 01:31:26,358
A lot of famous people came from
the edge of the edge of nowhere.
1467
01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:29,167
Ray Bradberry grew up in Waukegan,
and Jack Benny.
1468
01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:32,917
And Marlon Brando went to high school
right over in Libertyville.
1469
01:31:33,208 --> 01:31:34,317
Yeah, and where are they now?
1470
01:31:34,417 --> 01:31:36,250
Ray Bradbury, California.
1471
01:31:36,542 --> 01:31:37,792
Jack Benny, California.
1472
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:39,292
Marlon Brando.
1473
01:31:39,483 --> 01:31:40,492
Tahiti!
1474
01:31:42,542 --> 01:31:43,575
Yeah!
1475
01:31:44,523 --> 01:31:45,670
What?
Is this how you want to live?
1476
01:31:45,770 --> 01:31:48,358
What?
In a big house with a bunch of people having fun?
1477
01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:49,460
Sure.
1478
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,567
Yeah, but what are you going to do?
What are you going to be?
1479
01:31:51,667 --> 01:31:54,317
What do you want from
the one shot that you get at living?
1480
01:31:54,417 --> 01:31:58,375
I don't know...
Money, a big house, a wife and 2.3 kids.
1481
01:31:58,667 --> 01:32:00,000
I have no fucking idea.
1482
01:32:00,292 --> 01:32:01,358
Bullshit!
1483
01:32:01,458 --> 01:32:03,017
You want to make people laugh.
1484
01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:05,217
That's what you want.
That's who you are.
1485
01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:10,167
Okay, Pat.
1486
01:32:10,658 --> 01:32:11,975
Let's do our fight thing.
1487
01:32:12,087 --> 01:32:13,089
- Ready?
- No.
1488
01:32:13,189 --> 01:32:14,283
Ready?
Now!
1489
01:32:14,733 --> 01:32:16,913
- You want to be an actor or comedian.
- No, I don't!
1490
01:32:17,013 --> 01:32:18,222
That's what you want me to be,
1491
01:32:18,322 --> 01:32:23,000
so you can feel like you're not the only one
chasing after an impossible dream.
1492
01:32:23,292 --> 01:32:24,367
React!
1493
01:32:25,105 --> 01:32:27,442
But you're lying.
That's all you've ever wanted.
1494
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,050
And yet...
but you're too afraid of failing to try.
1495
01:32:31,483 --> 01:32:34,208
- You hit me in the forehead, man.
- I didn't hit you.
1496
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:36,208
- Yeah, you did.
- No, I didn't.
1497
01:32:36,858 --> 01:32:39,750
So you...
you act like you don't care.
1498
01:32:40,042 --> 01:32:41,250
Shut up and fight.
1499
01:32:41,542 --> 01:32:42,575
Come on.
1500
01:32:44,603 --> 01:32:46,712
You go along with the rest of the herd...
1501
01:32:47,837 --> 01:32:50,815
that needs to believe that being intelligent
and having hopes and dreams
1502
01:32:50,915 --> 01:32:53,000
is for nerds, or geeks, or dorks,
1503
01:32:53,292 --> 01:32:55,350
but inside, you know it isn't.
1504
01:32:57,042 --> 01:32:58,625
- Come on.
- Cut it out, man!
1505
01:32:58,917 --> 01:33:01,250
What do you care what I do?
1506
01:33:01,542 --> 01:33:04,042
What are you still hanging around for?
Just go!
1507
01:33:04,283 --> 01:33:05,285
They do this all the time.
1508
01:33:05,385 --> 01:33:06,958
What are you waiting for?
1509
01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:08,542
I'm waiting for you.
1510
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:10,500
Why?
1511
01:33:10,792 --> 01:33:12,858
You don't need me
to drive you to California.
1512
01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:15,608
You don't even need me
to drive you to the Genesee Theater.
1513
01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:19,375
Shit, Pat, you could have walked there and back
five times today.
1514
01:33:19,667 --> 01:33:22,025
I'm not the one who's afraid here.
It's you, man!
1515
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:24,817
You're afraid you're going to go see this movie
and everything will be the same.
1516
01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:28,333
You'll still be Pat Johnson
making his little movies in his backyard.
1517
01:33:28,625 --> 01:33:30,500
They're not little.
1518
01:33:36,027 --> 01:33:37,608
We've just got a big backyard.
1519
01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:41,792
Pretty good right hook too.
1520
01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:44,292
Orson Welles.
1521
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:45,650
- What?
- What?
1522
01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,167
Orson Welles...
grew up in Kenosha.
1523
01:33:48,458 --> 01:33:50,750
That's like ten miles from here.
1524
01:33:51,702 --> 01:33:54,542
It doesn't matter where he grew up!
Okay?
1525
01:33:54,683 --> 01:33:59,201
What matters is that he's not sitting around some house
full of people who don't care about anything
1526
01:33:59,301 --> 01:34:03,558
but getting stoned so they can forget about
the fact that they're going to spend the rest of their lives
1527
01:34:03,658 --> 01:34:06,458
wondering why the hell they're still here.
1528
01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:10,292
I mean, really, somebody...
anybody... do something new,
1529
01:34:10,503 --> 01:34:11,817
do something interesting.
1530
01:34:17,515 --> 01:34:18,622
Okay.
1531
01:34:34,817 --> 01:34:36,125
Oh, man.
1532
01:34:36,417 --> 01:34:37,958
Marry me!
1533
01:34:48,042 --> 01:34:50,083
Did you just get engaged?
1534
01:35:06,417 --> 01:35:08,000
What time is it?
1535
01:35:08,392 --> 01:35:09,425
9:55.
1536
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:17,667
Why do you want everyone
to see this movie so bad?
1537
01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:19,667
I don't know.
I guess it's just...
1538
01:35:20,138 --> 01:35:22,458
If everyone sees it, and everyone likes it,
1539
01:35:22,650 --> 01:35:26,750
then I won't be
the only sci-fi movie geek in town anymore.
1540
01:35:27,042 --> 01:35:29,500
Pat,
if every person in town loved this movie,
1541
01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:32,192
you would still be alone
because to everybody else,
1542
01:35:32,292 --> 01:35:34,858
movies are something to do
when you're tired of real life.
1543
01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:37,942
To you, real life is something to do
when you're tired of watching movies.
1544
01:35:38,042 --> 01:35:40,067
But I'm never tired of watching movies.
1545
01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:41,333
My point exactly.
1546
01:35:41,625 --> 01:35:44,250
Some people live to work,
other people work to live.
1547
01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:45,941
Yeah, well I'm going to do both...
1548
01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:48,524
because, unlike everybody else around here,
1549
01:35:48,624 --> 01:35:50,963
I'm going to love what I do for a living.
1550
01:35:51,063 --> 01:35:52,066
How do you know?
1551
01:35:52,166 --> 01:35:53,497
Well, because I've always known.
1552
01:35:53,597 --> 01:35:56,333
I started making movies
when I was nine years old.
1553
01:35:56,555 --> 01:35:57,792
Why?
1554
01:35:58,203 --> 01:35:59,215
Why what?
1555
01:35:59,315 --> 01:36:00,842
Why did you start making them
when you were nine?
1556
01:36:00,942 --> 01:36:02,917
Why that age in particular?
1557
01:36:03,208 --> 01:36:06,125
Because...
I don't know.
1558
01:36:06,417 --> 01:36:07,642
What the hell kind of question is that?
1559
01:36:07,742 --> 01:36:10,875
You started making movies
to keep your family together.
1560
01:36:11,201 --> 01:36:13,058
- What?
- Like it or not, that's the truth.
1561
01:36:13,158 --> 01:36:14,400
You are so full of shit.
1562
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:16,192
Where do you come up with that crap?
1563
01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:17,808
Advanced placement psychology.
1564
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,375
You were my term paper.
1565
01:36:19,707 --> 01:36:21,342
Come on, Pat.
Your parents start talking divorce,
1566
01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:22,875
you start making movies.
Why?
1567
01:36:23,102 --> 01:36:25,607
- Because I like to.
- You did it to get their attention.
1568
01:36:25,707 --> 01:36:27,102
So they'd have
something else to think about,
1569
01:36:27,202 --> 01:36:29,900
like you had something other than them
that made you happy.
1570
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,942
You figured,
if they saw they were losing you,
1571
01:36:32,042 --> 01:36:33,792
maybe they'd stop fighting.
1572
01:36:34,083 --> 01:36:35,805
Sorry, Sigmund,
but you're wrong on this one, okay?
1573
01:36:35,905 --> 01:36:36,908
So what happens?
1574
01:36:37,008 --> 01:36:39,625
Your mom fawns over every frame,
thinks every shot is wonderful.
1575
01:36:39,725 --> 01:36:41,775
And you know it's not true.
So you start to distrust her.
1576
01:36:41,875 --> 01:36:42,878
She's not leveling with you.
1577
01:36:42,978 --> 01:36:44,983
She's just treating you like her little baby
that needs protecting.
1578
01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:46,942
And your dad,
who's drunk half the time anyway,
1579
01:36:47,042 --> 01:36:49,383
can only see you as his younger self
who wanted to be an artist.
1580
01:36:49,483 --> 01:36:52,233
So his dad threatened to disown him
if he didn't go into medical school, right?
1581
01:36:52,333 --> 01:36:55,135
So here you come with your first little Super 8
Planet of the Apes movie...
1582
01:36:55,235 --> 01:36:56,708
- ...and what does he do?
- Okay, Donny.
1583
01:36:56,808 --> 01:36:58,250
He shits all over it!
1584
01:36:58,402 --> 01:37:00,767
- Okay, Donny. Enough!
- It looks like a model.
1585
01:37:00,867 --> 01:37:01,900
You ever heard of focus?
1586
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,942
And they invented tripods for a reason,
you know?
1587
01:37:04,042 --> 01:37:07,167
And how about this little gem?
Is that like a Charlton Heston?
1588
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:09,502
It looked like a twelve-year-old
with delusions of grandeur.
1589
01:37:09,602 --> 01:37:11,707
You were a twelve-year-old
with delusions of grandeur!
1590
01:37:11,807 --> 01:37:13,407
Donnie, shut up, okay?
Just shut up!
1591
01:37:13,507 --> 01:37:15,842
Fine, as soon as you admit the real reason
you want to make movies.
1592
01:37:15,942 --> 01:37:19,605
Because it cuts through all the stupid
high school social caste system bullshit, okay?
1593
01:37:19,705 --> 01:37:20,708
Okay.
1594
01:37:20,808 --> 01:37:22,988
It gets past all those stupid god damn armor
everyone wears.
1595
01:37:23,088 --> 01:37:24,258
Go on.
1596
01:37:24,358 --> 01:37:26,774
When you're watching a movie,
you're sitting with five hundred people
1597
01:37:26,874 --> 01:37:28,900
who wouldn't even sit next to you in lunch,
1598
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,442
and you're laughing at the same jokes,
1599
01:37:30,542 --> 01:37:32,483
and crying at the same painful moments,
1600
01:37:32,583 --> 01:37:34,275
and you're jumping at the same scares.
1601
01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:36,582
There aren't any cliques
in the movie theater.
1602
01:37:36,682 --> 01:37:40,300
There aren't any jocks, or geeks,
or nerds, or brains, okay?
1603
01:37:40,622 --> 01:37:44,358
As long as it's dark,
and there's something you've never seen before on the screen,
1604
01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:49,875
it's like you're family,
where nobody yells or fights or leaves.
1605
01:37:55,083 --> 01:37:56,100
Oh, shit.
1606
01:37:59,402 --> 01:38:02,203
You know, years from now,
are you going to pay someone hundreds of dollars
1607
01:38:02,303 --> 01:38:04,250
to do what I just did for free?
1608
01:38:10,292 --> 01:38:12,000
Congratulations.
It's a fist.
1609
01:38:13,042 --> 01:38:14,202
You've got her hand out?
1610
01:38:14,302 --> 01:38:15,583
No problem with that.
1611
01:38:15,755 --> 01:38:17,817
Doctor gave her a little muscle relaxant.
1612
01:38:26,863 --> 01:38:28,992
Here.
You may need just for the drool.
1613
01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:35,917
What?
1614
01:38:36,208 --> 01:38:37,500
Come on, I'll take you home.
1615
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:39,167
Wait...
What about Star Wars?
1616
01:38:41,501 --> 01:38:43,542
It's dark in the theater.
1617
01:38:45,415 --> 01:38:48,983
Music Radio MLS Chicago!
1618
01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:01,042
It's me.
1619
01:39:01,233 --> 01:39:03,042
I told you not to call.
1620
01:39:03,293 --> 01:39:05,281
I know. I'm sorry.
It's just...
1621
01:39:08,023 --> 01:39:09,981
I realized something tonight.
1622
01:39:10,755 --> 01:39:14,834
I thought that it was going to be
the most important day of my life because...
1623
01:39:15,234 --> 01:39:21,250
it would finally give me the strength to go out to L.A.
and start up a life I thought we both wanted.
1624
01:39:21,542 --> 01:39:23,451
But when today finally came,
1625
01:39:23,551 --> 01:39:25,522
it wasn't enough for me
to just see Star Wars by myself.
1626
01:39:25,622 --> 01:39:28,501
I felt I had to
take everyone I knew with me,
1627
01:39:28,601 --> 01:39:32,333
because I think what I really wanted
was for everyone to finally understand me
1628
01:39:32,433 --> 01:39:34,450
and approve of me.
1629
01:39:35,442 --> 01:39:40,502
So that it would change this place enough,
in my mind and in my heart,
1630
01:39:40,602 --> 01:39:43,018
that I wouldn't have to leave it,
1631
01:39:43,118 --> 01:39:45,920
because...
I don't really want to go.
1632
01:39:47,917 --> 01:39:49,025
I just want to belong.
1633
01:39:51,625 --> 01:39:53,208
Okay, Linda-chan.
1634
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,875
- I go to work now.
- Okay.
1635
01:39:56,077 --> 01:39:57,142
Drive carefully, mom.
1636
01:40:07,292 --> 01:40:11,583
Pat, you've been waiting a really long time
for this night.
1637
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:15,333
And maybe I didn't seem
as interested as you sometimes,
1638
01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:18,917
but I really did want to be with you
the first time.
1639
01:40:22,122 --> 01:40:23,792
And I really want to be with you.
1640
01:40:26,682 --> 01:40:28,533
Okay, then...
1641
01:40:29,625 --> 01:40:30,650
Come and get me.
1642
01:40:57,083 --> 01:40:58,133
Beam me up, Jody.
1643
01:41:08,635 --> 01:41:09,692
You ready?
1644
01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:37,700
Why the long face?
1645
01:41:38,482 --> 01:41:40,750
Sorry! Sorry!
I'm sorry. I can't help it.
1646
01:41:41,042 --> 01:41:44,750
Making jokes, it's what I do.
1647
01:41:45,332 --> 01:41:46,375
Duh!
1648
01:41:49,875 --> 01:41:52,458
Are you sure about this?
1649
01:41:59,787 --> 01:42:00,850
Wait.
1650
01:42:07,050 --> 01:42:08,400
You want to watch baseball?
1651
01:42:11,058 --> 01:42:13,875
I want the neighbors
to think we're watching baseball.
1652
01:42:14,167 --> 01:42:18,583
Plus, it'll cover any, you know,
noise we might make.
1653
01:42:19,105 --> 01:42:20,158
Now, close your eyes.
1654
01:42:37,792 --> 01:42:40,333
When I was a kid, they used to show these...
1655
01:42:40,433 --> 01:42:42,958
short films before the feature
called serials,
1656
01:42:43,310 --> 01:42:44,312
and they weren't very good.
1657
01:42:44,412 --> 01:42:47,461
In fact,
they were actually kind of terrible in a wonderful sort of way
1658
01:42:47,561 --> 01:42:51,513
because you could almost imagine the actors
suddenly turning to look out at you and saying,
1659
01:42:51,613 --> 01:42:55,208
"Look,
we know you can tell we made these sets out of cardboard,
1660
01:42:55,308 --> 01:42:58,802
and we know you can see
the wires holding up our spaceships,
1661
01:43:00,702 --> 01:43:02,975
but look how much fun we're having."
1662
01:43:04,087 --> 01:43:06,962
And those stupid little films
1663
01:43:07,062 --> 01:43:12,502
meant more to me than any
big budget Hollywood extravaganza
1664
01:43:12,602 --> 01:43:15,501
because they gave me hope that,
with a little allowance,
1665
01:43:15,642 --> 01:43:17,808
a little ingenuity,
1666
01:43:18,908 --> 01:43:23,482
and a little stolen time
with my dad's old wind-up movie camera,
1667
01:43:23,582 --> 01:43:25,750
I could make movies too.
And I did.
1668
01:43:25,932 --> 01:43:27,850
Boy, did I.
1669
01:43:29,942 --> 01:43:32,333
How much do you want to be a director,
Patrick?
1670
01:43:32,505 --> 01:43:35,842
I want it more than anything
I've ever wanted in my life.
1671
01:43:36,403 --> 01:43:38,015
Are you...
Are you really sure about this?
1672
01:43:38,115 --> 01:43:39,792
Do you need to be one?
1673
01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:47,083
Then you might just make it.
1674
01:43:49,958 --> 01:43:52,625
You really think so?
1675
01:43:52,917 --> 01:43:56,000
If it can happen to me,
it can happen to you.
1676
01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:06,758
So how was it?
1677
01:44:10,167 --> 01:44:12,167
It was amazing.
1678
01:44:12,458 --> 01:44:14,000
How about for you?
1679
01:44:14,292 --> 01:44:16,958
I meant Star Wars.
1680
01:44:19,917 --> 01:44:21,992
I don't know.
Too many things came up.
1681
01:44:24,858 --> 01:44:26,958
You could go tomorrow.
1682
01:44:27,250 --> 01:44:29,042
I could maybe get off work.
1683
01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,667
No, I have to work.
1684
01:44:31,958 --> 01:44:38,208
I got to start saving up for...
everything we want.
1685
01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:45,167
I'll try to see it on my next day off,
if it's still playing.
1686
01:44:45,458 --> 01:44:47,083
The crowd's loving it.
1687
01:44:47,375 --> 01:44:52,417
Now the big guy, hitting .342 with 92 RBIs.
1688
01:44:52,708 --> 01:44:55,542
More baseball after these messages.
1689
01:44:55,833 --> 01:44:57,224
Hey, Pete Rose...
1690
01:44:57,324 --> 01:44:59,857
- ...what do men really want from his after shave?
- Are you sorry we did this?
1691
01:44:59,957 --> 01:45:03,625
- No.
- No fancy perfumes or fancy bottles.
1692
01:45:04,187 --> 01:45:08,083
Did you want to wait till you get married
before your first time?
1693
01:45:08,792 --> 01:45:10,525
A man wants to smell like a man.
1694
01:45:10,625 --> 01:45:11,767
That's why I like...
1695
01:45:12,488 --> 01:45:14,833
And so Refreshing and masculine.
1696
01:45:15,125 --> 01:45:16,462
What? What?
What did I say?
1697
01:45:16,562 --> 01:45:18,642
Shut up.
Just shut up, okay?
1698
01:45:18,983 --> 01:45:20,150
What?
1699
01:45:20,542 --> 01:45:21,833
What?
What did I do?
1700
01:45:22,125 --> 01:45:23,350
You didn't do anything.
1701
01:45:23,542 --> 01:45:25,500
Okay, well then tell me what's wrong.
1702
01:45:30,458 --> 01:45:32,042
This wasn't my first time.
1703
01:45:37,458 --> 01:45:39,695
Well, that's okay.
1704
01:45:39,795 --> 01:45:40,798
No, it's not.
1705
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,500
- I don't care.
- I care.
1706
01:45:43,702 --> 01:45:44,833
Why?
Why?
1707
01:45:45,125 --> 01:45:47,608
What does it matter
what we did before we met, right?
1708
01:45:47,708 --> 01:45:48,902
I don't have to be your first.
1709
01:45:49,002 --> 01:45:51,792
I just have to be your best and your last.
1710
01:45:51,923 --> 01:45:52,925
It matters!
1711
01:45:56,158 --> 01:45:57,217
What?
1712
01:45:59,558 --> 01:46:01,383
It matters...
1713
01:46:03,972 --> 01:46:05,973
because my first time...
1714
01:46:09,448 --> 01:46:11,583
was while you were in Hollywood.
1715
01:46:17,417 --> 01:46:19,358
I didn't know if you'd be coming back.
1716
01:46:19,525 --> 01:46:22,750
You were so excited about going
and maybe getting a job.
1717
01:46:23,042 --> 01:46:24,733
I didn't know you'd come back just for me.
1718
01:46:24,833 --> 01:46:27,333
You were the only reason I came back, okay?
1719
01:46:27,625 --> 01:46:28,775
You said you loved me.
1720
01:46:28,875 --> 01:46:29,917
I do love you.
1721
01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:31,858
Well, you have a funny way of showing it.
1722
01:46:31,958 --> 01:46:33,653
You know,
this wasn't your first time either.
1723
01:46:33,753 --> 01:46:34,757
Yeah, it was.
1724
01:46:34,857 --> 01:46:35,860
No, it wasn't.
1725
01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:39,297
Your first time was the day you saw
the coming attractions for Star Wars.
1726
01:46:39,397 --> 01:46:40,605
What?
1727
01:46:40,705 --> 01:46:44,192
When it was over, I looked over at you,
and you had tears in your eyes.
1728
01:46:44,292 --> 01:46:45,708
So?
1729
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:48,875
So how could I ever hope
to compete with that?
1730
01:46:49,077 --> 01:46:50,083
Why Tony?
1731
01:46:51,152 --> 01:46:52,683
What the hell is so great about him?
1732
01:46:52,783 --> 01:46:55,667
Is it his car, or his gold chains,
1733
01:46:55,908 --> 01:46:57,302
or his feeble little mustache?
1734
01:46:57,402 --> 01:46:59,542
- His zip code.
- What?
1735
01:46:59,833 --> 01:47:01,292
- He's here.
- I am here!
1736
01:47:01,503 --> 01:47:06,000
But he's not going anywhere...
and I'm okay with that.
1737
01:47:06,242 --> 01:47:07,583
In fact, it's what I want.
1738
01:47:33,982 --> 01:47:36,905
Just remember something...
1739
01:47:37,005 --> 01:47:41,705
Life doesn't move
at twenty-four frames per second,
1740
01:47:41,805 --> 01:47:44,033
it moves a lot faster.
1741
01:47:45,003 --> 01:47:46,150
And on this picture...
1742
01:47:47,215 --> 01:47:48,600
you only get one roll film.
1743
01:49:05,403 --> 01:49:06,475
Hey.
1744
01:49:09,798 --> 01:49:11,667
Mom wants us to go grocery shopping.
1745
01:49:13,765 --> 01:49:14,775
Come on.
1746
01:49:17,583 --> 01:49:18,750
Why are you helping me?
1747
01:49:19,585 --> 01:49:22,258
Because numbskull,
how could you leave without a car?
1748
01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:32,642
Bye.
1749
01:49:47,058 --> 01:49:49,000
Patrick Read Johnson!
1750
01:49:50,202 --> 01:49:52,583
What are you still doing in your backyard?
1751
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:23,042
Where do you think you're going?
1752
01:50:23,203 --> 01:50:25,750
To get my car.
1753
01:50:26,042 --> 01:50:27,750
Is that so?
1754
01:50:28,042 --> 01:50:30,542
Yeah, I paid all I'm going to pay for it.
1755
01:50:30,773 --> 01:50:34,708
Besides,
you don't need to hold it hostage anymore.
1756
01:50:34,825 --> 01:50:36,192
I'm not going to stop you.
1757
01:50:36,292 --> 01:50:37,708
Scrawny piece of shit!
1758
01:50:37,925 --> 01:50:41,417
You couldn't stop rain
from hitting the ground.
1759
01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:45,841
Yeah, well...
I'll tell you what...
1760
01:50:45,941 --> 01:50:47,208
I'll try to gain weight,
1761
01:50:47,405 --> 01:50:49,005
you try to gain intelligence.
1762
01:50:49,105 --> 01:50:50,192
We'll see who wins.
1763
01:50:50,683 --> 01:50:52,502
I already know who wins, and it ain't you.
1764
01:50:52,602 --> 01:50:53,758
And you're going down.
1765
01:50:59,201 --> 01:51:00,833
Get up.
1766
01:51:01,505 --> 01:51:02,667
Jeez, Tony...
1767
01:51:02,958 --> 01:51:05,333
"Down!" "Up!"
Make up your mind.
1768
01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:07,042
I said get up!
1769
01:51:07,333 --> 01:51:09,500
It's time someone kicked your ass.
1770
01:51:09,792 --> 01:51:11,083
What's wrong?
1771
01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:12,883
Don't you think you've done enough to me?
1772
01:51:12,983 --> 01:51:14,192
What are you talking about?
1773
01:51:14,292 --> 01:51:16,583
You knew that Linda
was scared to go with me,
1774
01:51:16,875 --> 01:51:22,208
and you played on it
until you finally brought her down to your level.
1775
01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:24,500
My level?
1776
01:51:26,915 --> 01:51:28,125
What's my level?
1777
01:51:30,875 --> 01:51:32,125
I work for a living!
1778
01:51:32,417 --> 01:51:35,625
I don't expect
the world owes me fame and fortune like you.
1779
01:51:36,157 --> 01:51:38,369
You know,
you think because you can direct little Super 8 movies,
1780
01:51:38,469 --> 01:51:41,875
you can direct
how people's lives are going to turn out?
1781
01:51:41,987 --> 01:51:43,003
I mean, come on...
1782
01:51:43,103 --> 01:51:46,650
How are you going to direct your way
out of me dislocating your shoulder if I want to?
1783
01:51:46,750 --> 01:51:49,783
How are you going to direct your way
out of me shoving your face into the dirt
1784
01:51:49,883 --> 01:51:51,683
until you choked to death if I want?
1785
01:51:53,542 --> 01:51:57,083
Your brain
may think of better fantasies than mine,
1786
01:51:57,575 --> 01:52:00,106
but it ain't going to think of nothing
if I beat it out of your head
1787
01:52:00,206 --> 01:52:02,875
with a fucking tire iron, now, is it?
1788
01:52:03,127 --> 01:52:05,083
Is it?
1789
01:52:10,203 --> 01:52:12,417
Never fuck with a Kubrick fan!
1790
01:52:12,708 --> 01:52:14,208
A what?
1791
01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:17,542
We may be geeks on the outside,
but on the inside,
1792
01:52:17,753 --> 01:52:18,817
we're all killer apes.
1793
01:52:18,917 --> 01:52:20,650
You're fucking nuts is what you are.
1794
01:52:20,750 --> 01:52:22,417
Oh, no.
I'm not nuts.
1795
01:52:22,708 --> 01:52:23,708
I'm evolved.
1796
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,708
My ancestors touched the monolith.
1797
01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:29,750
Your ancestors watched.
1798
01:52:29,902 --> 01:52:31,923
Jesus, back off, man.
Please!
1799
01:52:32,023 --> 01:52:33,308
You mated with my mate.
1800
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:34,525
What?
1801
01:52:34,625 --> 01:52:36,583
You reigned on my evolutionary parade.
1802
01:52:36,875 --> 01:52:38,875
No, wait, wait.
1803
01:52:39,167 --> 01:52:43,708
You want to compete with me for scarce resources
on this dusty African plane?
1804
01:52:44,288 --> 01:52:45,517
Well, step to the plate.
1805
01:52:48,808 --> 01:52:51,259
I am Moon Watcher, hear me roar!
1806
01:52:51,359 --> 01:52:52,567
No, stop!
1807
01:52:52,667 --> 01:52:54,108
We didn't really do it, okay?
1808
01:52:54,208 --> 01:52:55,775
I tried, but she wouldn't go for it.
1809
01:52:55,875 --> 01:52:57,600
She said she was in love with you.
1810
01:52:57,792 --> 01:52:59,608
She wanted to be with you, I swear.
1811
01:52:59,708 --> 01:53:03,375
She waited for you.
We never did it.
1812
01:53:03,507 --> 01:53:05,542
Then why would she tell me you did?
1813
01:53:47,417 --> 01:53:50,417
Popcorns, two Cokes, and one Sugar Baby.
1814
01:53:53,208 --> 01:53:55,450
Is this film
ever going to stop showing here?
1815
01:53:58,375 --> 01:53:59,417
Okay, bye.
1816
01:54:07,625 --> 01:54:08,867
What are you doing here?
1817
01:54:11,458 --> 01:54:13,542
Why is that up there?
1818
01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:17,042
Why is what up where?
1819
01:54:17,333 --> 01:54:23,125
That... That... That's not...
That's not what's playing here.
1820
01:54:23,417 --> 01:54:25,333
Yes, it is.
1821
01:54:25,625 --> 01:54:27,583
Todd, okay.
1822
01:54:27,875 --> 01:54:30,192
I know you're most likely
messing with me right now.
1823
01:54:30,292 --> 01:54:31,733
And it's funny.
It really is.
1824
01:54:31,833 --> 01:54:34,833
And any other day, I would laugh at it.
1825
01:54:35,125 --> 01:54:37,583
I would find it thoroughly amusing.
1826
01:54:37,875 --> 01:54:39,078
This is the thing...
1827
01:54:39,178 --> 01:54:42,417
I just want you to tell me
that Star Wars is playing here,
1828
01:54:42,708 --> 01:54:45,392
and then we can just,
you know, be friends after that.
1829
01:54:45,583 --> 01:54:48,000
And I just want you
to be honest with me now.
1830
01:54:48,192 --> 01:54:49,375
Please, buddy.
1831
01:54:49,601 --> 01:54:50,683
Todd, I love you.
1832
01:54:50,875 --> 01:54:53,042
Come on, just tell me what's playing here.
1833
01:54:53,333 --> 01:54:55,117
Star Wars, right?
Star Wars.
1834
01:54:57,625 --> 01:54:59,792
Star Wars?
1835
01:55:00,083 --> 01:55:01,542
Yes!
Yes!
1836
01:55:02,033 --> 01:55:04,458
Star Wars!
1837
01:55:04,750 --> 01:55:06,542
Okay, you know what?
1838
01:55:06,803 --> 01:55:07,850
Look!
1839
01:55:08,042 --> 01:55:09,100
Star Wars!
1840
01:55:09,292 --> 01:55:13,333
Star Wars!
"Starts today... today... at theaters everywhere."
1841
01:55:16,083 --> 01:55:17,333
Theaters everywhere!
1842
01:55:21,292 --> 01:55:23,250
This isn't everywhere.
1843
01:55:25,156 --> 01:55:26,675
This is Lake County.
1844
01:55:34,409 --> 01:55:36,333
"Everywhere."
1845
01:55:36,625 --> 01:55:37,700
Todd.
1846
01:55:40,625 --> 01:55:41,692
Todd.
1847
01:55:41,792 --> 01:55:42,850
You're killing me.
1848
01:55:43,042 --> 01:55:44,117
Todd.
1849
01:55:45,202 --> 01:55:46,275
Todd.
1850
01:56:05,833 --> 01:56:07,250
Your muttloaf, sir.
1851
01:56:20,250 --> 01:56:23,167
What are you doing here, Johnson?
1852
01:56:23,458 --> 01:56:25,792
Eating muttloaf.
1853
01:56:27,583 --> 01:56:29,708
Well, it's Senior Skip Day.
1854
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:33,125
Why aren't you skipping?
1855
01:56:33,417 --> 01:56:34,550
More muttloaf for me.
1856
01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:40,150
You're a weird kid, Johnson.
1857
01:56:49,833 --> 01:56:53,083
Not weird enough, apparently.
1858
01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:55,233
Don't underestimate yourself, Patty.
1859
01:56:57,542 --> 01:56:59,250
Let's go.
1860
01:56:59,542 --> 01:57:01,125
Where?
1861
01:57:01,417 --> 01:57:05,917
Someplace dark and quiet,
where I can take away your virginity.
1862
01:57:08,875 --> 01:57:10,017
Well, you're too late.
1863
01:57:12,708 --> 01:57:14,542
I don't think so.
1864
01:57:29,898 --> 01:57:32,358
The lobby cards are gone,
and they've stolen all of the posters.
1865
01:57:32,458 --> 01:57:35,108
They just picked the locks
and ripped them right out of the cases.
1866
01:57:35,208 --> 01:57:36,400
I was afraid
they were going to take the film,
1867
01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:38,602
so I put Eddie on guard
outside the projection booth.
1868
01:57:38,702 --> 01:57:40,858
Hey! Hey!
Balcony's closed!
1869
01:58:18,885 --> 01:58:21,333
Just don't forget I did this.
1870
01:58:21,585 --> 01:58:22,633
Never.
1871
01:58:47,447 --> 01:58:48,500
Patrick Reed Johnson!
1872
01:58:59,125 --> 01:59:02,292
What happened?
1873
01:59:22,625 --> 01:59:27,708
Just remember...
If you end up seeing farther than others,
1874
01:59:28,185 --> 01:59:31,192
it's only because
you've stood upon the shoulders of Giants.
1875
01:59:33,511 --> 01:59:34,575
Who are you?
1876
01:59:39,025 --> 01:59:40,458
See ya.
1877
01:59:42,061 --> 01:59:43,158
Hey, buddy.
1878
01:59:44,307 --> 01:59:45,692
Make good movies...
1879
01:59:46,207 --> 01:59:47,792
and watch out for girls.
1880
01:59:48,523 --> 01:59:49,533
I'll try.
1881
01:59:50,131 --> 01:59:51,225
Have a nice trip.
1882
01:59:52,108 --> 01:59:53,308
He'll be back in a week.
1883
01:59:53,428 --> 01:59:54,525
Shut up, Jody!
1884
02:00:00,283 --> 02:00:02,917
You don't have to say anything.
1885
02:00:03,158 --> 02:00:04,183
Yeah, I do.
1886
02:00:05,533 --> 02:00:07,167
Thank you.
1887
02:00:12,152 --> 02:00:14,333
Go on.
1888
02:00:14,625 --> 02:00:16,417
Go west, young man.
1889
02:00:16,658 --> 02:00:17,925
I'll shout if I need you.
1890
02:01:27,788 --> 02:01:30,042
Hey.
1891
02:01:38,558 --> 02:01:43,542
Forgot something.
1892
02:01:51,768 --> 02:01:54,667
Why didn't you just give me this last week?
1893
02:01:54,958 --> 02:01:57,667
Because you didn't really need it last week.
1894
02:01:57,872 --> 02:02:00,000
Now, you do.
1895
02:02:00,292 --> 02:02:04,125
Practicality, Pat...
That's what I'm all about.
1896
02:02:04,307 --> 02:02:09,208
I'll leave the fantasy stuff up to you,
Mr. Hollywood.
1897
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:14,958
Hollywood's just my monolith.
1898
02:02:15,150 --> 02:02:18,167
It might be a door.
It might be a wall.
1899
02:02:18,328 --> 02:02:20,208
I won't know till I touch it.
1900
02:02:20,500 --> 02:02:23,375
What the hell are you talking about?
1901
02:02:23,667 --> 02:02:24,833
Forget it.
1902
02:02:26,958 --> 02:02:29,967
Just don't come back as
a giant baby floating over the Earth.
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