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Silver Maid keeping ahead in
front of Dasher and Boy Blue.
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But the favourite,
Red Dice, is now
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lengths behind. He's
right out of it.
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Inside the last furlong,
and Dasher's taken
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it up. Moving through
very smoothly.
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Silver Maid hanging on
to second place. And
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at the post, it's Dasher
from Silver Maid...
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Well, did it win?
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That nag should be going
into hospital, not you.
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Bad luck. I wonder who
won the baby stakes.
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Oh.
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Supposing I'd been on it.
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Ah. Where do I go?
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- Hey. I can walk, you know.
- Nobody walks in here.
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- Any chance of walking out?
- We've got to do the job proper.
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- Over here, Mr York.
- Right, nurse.
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Thanks for the ride, boys.
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Give us a write-up in the papers.
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Will you get into bed, please?
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I... didn't have time
to get my pyjamas.
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Oh, that's all right. You
won't need any just now.
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Thanks.
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- What's he got, then, Mick?
- Appendicitis.
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Ten days' job.
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Cor blimey. Only ten days.
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When I think how easily
that could have been
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avoided, I could kick
myself, I tell you.
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Did you hear what I said then?
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I said I could kick myself.
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Kick myself, with that on, I said.
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I think that's very funny,
Mick. Don't you, Mick?
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- Hello, Mick.
- Hello, Mr Able.
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- There you are.
- What's that? A shroud?
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No, an operating gown.
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Your turn.
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Yes, Colonel?
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I want to see that ward
orderly chap - Mick.
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You can't. It's our job to
answer the buzzer, not his.
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You've only been here
half a day and you've
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called us a dozen times
for no good reason.
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Now, do try and remember the
buzzer's only for emergencies.
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- This is an emergency.
- What kind of an emergency?
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Every time Mick comes
in here, he stays too
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long. I don't know what
you find to talk about.
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I dare say you don't.
There's some things we men
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talk about it's better
for women not to know.
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I can imagine that.
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I doubt it, young
lady. I doubt it.
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Well, what do you want him for?
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What can he do for you that
I can't? Tell me that.
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Ho-ho-ho. Don't tempt
me, girl. Just
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tell Mick I want him,
would you, please?
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All right. Just this once.
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Ah, Mick, my boy. That's
right, shut the door.
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Now then, dictation.
Got your notebook?
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Yes, sir.
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Good. Here we are, then.
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Bob each way, the Black Prince.
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That's the 3:30 at Chepstow.
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Black Prince, 3:30 at Chepstow.
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Half a dollar to win, Rambler.
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R-A-M-B-L-E-R.
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Now that's the 4:15 at Redcar.
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4:15, Redcar.
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- That's all, I think.
- Right, Colonel.
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Well, you just settle down,
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Colonel. I'll wait
for the results.
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Oh, get me 20 Player's,
would you, please?
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Yes, sir.
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Don't bother about that.
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Good afternoon. Name?
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Oh. Good afternoon.
York. Edward York.
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- Address?
- 24 Passiondale Avenue.
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- Age?
- 35.
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- Occupation?
- News... paper reporter.
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- Relax.
- I was covering the baby show.
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- Next of kin?
- No.
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Religion?
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Which lot has the best
record of recovery?
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I'm very busy. Come
along, now. C of E?
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- False teeth?
- No.
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- Glass eye?
- No.
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And before you go any further,
the rest of me is my own.
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Sign, please. Consent for
general anaesthetic.
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- Ooh.
- Relax.
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- Hello. I'm Mick.
- Hi, Mick.
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- What's her trouble?
- Oh, night starvation.
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- Going to shave you.
- Shave?
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My appendix isn't on my face.
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I'm not going to shave your face.
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- Yes, Colonel?
- I'm all crumby.
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If you will stuff yourself
with those crumbly biscuits...
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Well, I have to have
some pleasure, damn it.
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Hop out and I'll take
the crumbs away.
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- Where's that fella Mick got to?
- He's doing something for Sister.
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Can I help?
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Not unless you know what won
the 4:15 at Redcar, you can't.
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Oh, you and your racing.
All right, get in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I wish you wouldn't
eat those biscuits.
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I eat biscuits, my girl,
to calm my nerves.
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Rambler won it. 3-1.
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- Comfy now?
- Yes.
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Rambler, do you say?
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Hoo-hoo. Ha-ha-ha.
Good old Rambler.
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Oh, we'll have a new one now.
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- Ooph.
- I warned you.
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Thank you.
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Sister...
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I'm not a sister,
I'm a staff nurse.
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Oh? How do I tell the difference?
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Student nurses wear big hats.
We call them butterflies.
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- You call them what?
- Butterflies.
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- Ah, I like that.
- They don't.
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And staff nurses
wear these. Got it?
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Yes. I think you're wonderful.
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Relax, Mr York.
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Oh.
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Nurse Dawson. Is it your
intention to wreck my ward?
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- Who are you?
- I'm a nurse.
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You're in hospital,
but you're all right.
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- Let's have a beer.
- You can't have a beer, Mr York.
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She'll give me a beer. I'll go...
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Cor.
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Somebody stabbed me.
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Lie still, you've
got a drain in you.
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Now that you've made my
bed... you can lie on it.
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Why, Mr York.
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Mr York.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Staff. I was just
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trying to get Mr
York to settle down.
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- For life?
- Lovely.
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When you're on night
duty, nurse, always
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carry a couple of
sleeping pills with you.
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There isn't always time
to go and fetch them.
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Yes, Staff. Thank you.
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Buck up, there's another
patient coming in.
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Cor, what a place.
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Bath, sluice room,
sterili... Jane.
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Look, my hand's all
right. I keep telling
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everybody. I don't
have to come here.
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All you need is just to rub it.
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I don't like this
place at all. There's
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lights, and bells, and buzzers...
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Come on, babe.
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Excuse me, miss. I think there's
been a bit of a mistake.
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I don't have to
stay here, you see.
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Through there, please.
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I'm not going in. It's full of
sick people. I'll catch something.
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You've already got
something. Go in.
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Ah. Mr Bishop? Come
in, will you, please?
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Now, will you please get into bed?
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Look er... miss, I'm quite
all right, you see.
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I've sprained my wrist
in a fight before.
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All I need is a bit
of the old massage.
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Your X-ray shows a
dislocation and fracture.
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Well, the X-ray's wrong.
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- It's just a sprain.
- Shall I give you a hand?
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No, that won't be
necessary, thanks.
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- Bernie, you do as you're told.
- Yeah, but the point is, all...
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I don't know.
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All right, darling.
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Kiss the baby for me.
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Now, Mr Bishop, will
you sit down, please?
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Hey. Mr Hickson.
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Mr Hickson.
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What? What?
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Bernie Bishop's just come in.
The boxer. He's hurt his hand.
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What do you expect
me to do? Stand...
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Ssh.
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Stand up and cheer?
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Do me a favour, will
you? Go to sleep.
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Sorry. I thought you were a fan.
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Let's all get a bit of peace.
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This is a madhouse. I'll
be glad when I get home.
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Bernie Bishop, he says. Bernie...
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Cor. What a punch, though.
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He landed in Row F.
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Well, don't worry. They'll
soon fix that hand so
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that you don't roll on
it when you're asleep.
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- Stand up, please.
- Ok.
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- There.
- Right.
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- Now...
- What? What, what?
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- Well, you can't sleep in those.
- That's quite all right.
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- I can er... take 'em off.
- With one hand?
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Yeah, I can manage. Thank you. You
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two ladies, turn
your backs, please.
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Good. Wait a... Hey, what's
going on? You can't do...
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What a sauce. Nurse. Please.
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Cor.
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What a fuss about
such a little thing.
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Come in.
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- Good morning, Colonel.
- It's not. No racing.
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What are we going to do
to amuse ourselves today?
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I really don't know, sir.
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Not unless you're interested in
a little private wager, sir.
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- What are you talking about?
- With me, that is.
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You see, it's
Matron's round today.
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Well now, she usually
averages about 14
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minutes 10 to about
16 minutes 30 seconds
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from the top of the stairs
to the last bed in the ward.
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Half a crown on the
nearest time to a second?
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That's it.
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- Are you on?
- I'm on, sir.
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- Got a stopwatch?
- I'll get one.
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Just a moment.
Don't... I want that.
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I'm sorry, it's Matron's round.
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- What's going on?
- Matron's round.
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I don't care if she's triangular.
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Mick.
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Mick. Mick.
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The veranda. Sweep
the veranda first.
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Do you mind.
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Oh, please. Let's get on.
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I say. You don't know
what you've missed.
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Don't I?
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The most marvellous recipe.
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Don't you worry, I
shall be at it the
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moment I get out.
It's made in a flash.
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Camper's Jamboree Folly.
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I have it here.
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You take a couple of red
raisins, two whites
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of eggs, one grated
earphone... Earphones? Oh.
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You wicked, bad girl. I shall
miss the next programme.
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Feudal. That's what this place
is. Feudal. I could choke.
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I'm studying nuclear physics,
the thing of the future.
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I've got an examination to pass,
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and I'm delayed because
a survival from
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the surgical Stone
Age called a matron
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is going to walk through here.
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I could spit. I could scream.
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My name's Oliver Reckitt.
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You've made a mess of your
hand. Industrial injury?
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Er... Pardon?
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Hurt it at your work?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm a boxer.
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How savage.
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It's no more savage than
what you're doing, mate.
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Pressing buttons, making
explosions and giving
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everybody horrible
weather in the summer.
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Come along. Come along.
Come along, please.
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- Yes?
- Ah, good morning.
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My name's Perkins,
Ted York's editor.
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I've just brought
some things along
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from his digs. Can I see him?
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Newspaper man, you
know. Very busy at
248
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,157
nights. I doubt if
he'll get anybody.
249
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,196
Go along in here
now, out of the way.
250
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,198
Ted'll never get a single visitor,
you know, unless I can...
251
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,158
- Oh, good morning, Matron.
- Good morning, Sister.
252
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,058
Come along, come along. We must be
253
00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:19,079
quick. I'm due at
a meeting. Now...
254
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,036
- Good morning, Mr York.
- Good morning.
255
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,038
- Everything all right, I hope?
- Yes, thank you, Matron.
256
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,991
- Nurse?
- Ssh.
257
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,197
Good morning, Mr Hinton.
258
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,033
Mr Hinton, please.
259
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,031
Argh.
260
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,109
Beg pardon.
261
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,151
You're all right.
262
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,152
- Feeling all right today?
- As well as can be expected.
263
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,158
If that's all there is to it,
why all the fear and trembling?
264
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,197
You'll see. That wasn't typical.
Stick around a few days.
265
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,038
I haven't got much choice, have I?
266
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,076
- Carry on, Sister.
- Thank you, Matron.
267
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:19,772
Can I come out now?
268
00:16:19,773 --> 00:16:21,235
Yes, Mr Perkins. But
be quick, please.
269
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,290
Thank you very much.
270
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,198
Come along, everybody.
Back to work.
271
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,157
Crikey, Colonel. She broke
an all-time record today.
272
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,151
12 minutes, 20 seconds.
273
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:41,199
Now, I said er...
14.2 You said 14.50.
274
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,191
You owe me half a crown, guv.
275
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,033
All right. There's the money
there. Help yourself.
276
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,992
- I'll toss you, double or quits.
- Well, I must fly, sir.
277
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,235
- I'm all of a rush this morning.
- Blast the matron.
278
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,233
Listen... Hospital life from
the patient's point of view.
279
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,036
Byline, Ted York -
dateline on the spot.
280
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,480
A series. It's sure-fire. Look,
281
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:01,197
everybody's interested
in hospitals.
282
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,117
Look, we can't miss.
283
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,194
I'll run special
supplements, special
284
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,159
advertising. I'll
give you a bonus.
285
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,236
- It's as good as written.
- That's my boy.
286
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,584
All you've got to
do is to sit here
287
00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:12,992
and watch and listen and write.
288
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,076
- Now, don't forget the bonus.
- I won't.
289
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,031
I'm sorry, you must
go now, Mr Perkins.
290
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,072
Mr Stephens is making his
round a little earlier today.
291
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,189
Certainly.
292
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:26,030
Don't forget, Ted. Keep it
clean. Bye-bye. Bye, nurse.
293
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,122
What's all this about
an anaesthetic? I just
294
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,158
thought I needed a drop
of the old massage.
295
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,245
Well, we have to
manipulate your wrist,
296
00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:42,034
set your hand in plaster of Paris.
297
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,032
- The pain would be too great.
- Oh, now, come on, doc, please.
298
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,954
I can bear any amount of pain. You
299
00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:48,993
just do what you
have to right now.
300
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,237
I've read about your left hook, Mr
Bishop. I've no desire to feel it.
301
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,231
You'd be well advised to sign.
302
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,232
You'll be here a week. After
that, with a little luck,
303
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,152
you'll fight again in
about three months' time.
304
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,231
I'm sorry, there's no quicker way.
305
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,112
Being in a public ward is
quite an experience for me,
306
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,196
and a surprisingly pleasant
one, I must admit.
307
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,076
Mind you, of course,
coddling can go too far.
308
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:19,077
Definitely.
309
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,036
Private enterprise -
that's the ticket.
310
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,114
I mean, you take my
house, for instance,
311
00:18:23,115 --> 00:18:25,198
on the er... the west
side of the common.
312
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:29,113
I saw it on a Monday, brought off
a deal in the City on Tuesday,
313
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,038
bought it on the Wednesday,
cash on the nail.
314
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,196
Private enterprise. There
is nothing like it.
315
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,231
Definitely. That's
how I got my house.
316
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,110
You... You've got your own place?
317
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,151
Yes. The manor. West
side of the common.
318
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:47,035
What, that lovely stately...?
But... But... You own that?
319
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,031
Rent it. 23 bob a...
320
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,071
No, no, no, I'm a liar.
321
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,150
22s 9d a week, from the council.
322
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,077
But... But... But how?
323
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,072
Well, they had to give us
somewhere. I've got 11 kids.
324
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,150
Private enterprise. Definitely.
325
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,110
- May I borrow your chair?
- Yes.
326
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,231
- All right?
- I was.
327
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,191
- I want to talk to you.
- I want to talk to you.
328
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,117
Oh? What about?
329
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,037
Yes or no today?
330
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,156
Well, as a matter of fact... no.
331
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,111
Drink it.
332
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,037
Urgh.
333
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,196
- Good evening, Mr York.
- Hello.
334
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,399
Would you like a hospital visitor?
335
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400
A what?
336
00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:49,173
A hospital visitor.
Someone who volunteers
337
00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:51,233
to chat with patients
who have no visitors.
338
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,231
No, thank you.
339
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,198
- You visit me.
- You see enough of me all day.
340
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,073
Cor.
341
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,111
A lady referee.
342
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,190
Back in the land of the
living, Mr Bishop?
343
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,153
I got the compensation
form from the union, dear.
344
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,236
Well, it's about time.
Let's fill it in.
345
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,231
Take my glove off first.
346
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:31,028
How do you expect to fill that
thing in properly like that?
347
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,036
Why don't you find
something to lean on?
348
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,151
I'll take this book.
349
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,151
Take this book.
350
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,231
Full name.
351
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,118
Well, don't tell me you
don't know that by now.
352
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,079
No, it's all right, dear. I
was only thinking aloud.
353
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,230
Oh. Block letters.
354
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,038
- Now, date of accident.
- 27th.
355
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,230
- No, dear, it couldn't have been.
- Look, I ought to know.
356
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,115
No, dear, it couldn't have been.
357
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,234
Because the 27th I
went to see Grandma.
358
00:22:08,235 --> 00:22:10,153
You came to fetch
me at the station.
359
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,192
You couldn't have done that with
a broken leg, dear, could you?
360
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,782
What difference does it make?
361
00:22:14,783 --> 00:22:17,119
Well, it must have been
the next day, then.
362
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,236
Oh, right. So it was the next day.
363
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,381
What difference does it make?
364
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,075
Oh, Perc, do try
and be reasonable.
365
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,997
Ha. Reasonable.
366
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,190
Well, I mean, you've got to
be accurate on these things,
367
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,199
otherwise, well, anybody
could write in and claim.
368
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,087
Marge, look, just
you write it down,
369
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,118
girl? Just get it
down, that's all.
370
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,289
Now... Do you expect
this incapacity
371
00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:45,191
to last more than a week?
372
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,192
No, I'm er... I'm going
to a dance tonight.
373
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,191
Oh, Perc, do help.
374
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,192
Well, it gives me the sick,
all these daft questions.
375
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,038
Well, they've got to
know these things, dear.
376
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,112
Look. I fell off a scaffolding.
I broke my perishing leg.
377
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,768
Now what more do
they want to know?
378
00:23:00,769 --> 00:23:02,197
My father's chest measurements?
379
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,039
Oh, cor blimey. Now...
Now... Now, don't you start.
380
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,071
I can't help it.
381
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,071
It's too much.
382
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:17,155
You stuck in here, your leg stuck
up there, and I'm all alone.
383
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,033
I know. With three kids.
384
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,110
Oh, Perc, don't.
385
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,117
Marge. Marge, I'm sorry. Now,
don't go on like that, girl.
386
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,190
I get fed up, you see,
stuck in here like this.
387
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,038
Oh, I know, I know.
388
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,570
It's not very easy
for me, and now you
389
00:23:38,571 --> 00:23:41,074
won't even help to
fill the form out.
390
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,999
It's too much, Percy.
It's too much for me.
391
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,110
Well... Well, look,
I'm sorry, girl.
392
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,152
I'm sorry. Percy'll
kiss it better?
393
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,033
Marge, I...
394
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:01,034
You'll have to come closer, girl.
You see, I can't move, you know.
395
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,988
Oh, untie my hand,
nurse, will you, please?
396
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,031
Not yet. You might
fall asleep again.
397
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,244
Oh, take all these
screens away, nurse.
398
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:15,119
I can't bear being
shut in. Please.
399
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,151
All right.
400
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,191
Oh, my little boy.
401
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,993
Cor, you should see his right
when he punches our cat.
402
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,234
Ooh.
403
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,230
Hello. I'm Jill Thompson.
404
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,231
Harry Thompson's sister.
405
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,231
Oh, yes, of course.
406
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,991
Do sit down, please.
407
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,151
Harry's sorry he couldn't get
here. Well, he sent some books.
408
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,191
Oh, thank you.
409
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,191
Problems Of Radiation.
410
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,158
Nuclear Physics Advanced
Theory. Oh, splendid.
411
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,997
What's this?
412
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,076
Wakefield's Practical Surgery?
413
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,398
Oh, Harry must have put
that in by mistake.
414
00:25:15,399 --> 00:25:16,399
Never mind.
415
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,151
Yes. It looks absorbing enough.
416
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,229
Yes, indeed.
417
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,152
You look pale, though. There's
no getting away from it.
418
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,151
Ah, it's probably
cos I can't sleep.
419
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,191
- Being away from you, I expect.
- Ssh.
420
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,071
No, honest.
421
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,078
Well, you must sleep. Ask
the doctor for something.
422
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,633
Don't be silly. He can't
give me what I need.
423
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:35,650
Bert.
424
00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:36,997
Well.
425
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,112
I'm awfully sorry. I do
appreciate your bringing them.
426
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,071
Harry told me you
live for your work.
427
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,111
Where have we met before?
428
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,164
I have a curious
feeling we've met.
429
00:25:48,165 --> 00:25:49,165
At home, once.
430
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,111
Oh, yes.
431
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,190
- How are you getting on?
- All right, thank you.
432
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,191
That's good.
433
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,056
Is there anything
else I can bring you?
434
00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:02,112
Oh, no. No, thanks.
435
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,579
Visiting time's nearly
over. I think I'll go.
436
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:06,609
Must you?
437
00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:08,196
Perhaps I'll look
in again sometime.
438
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,117
You might want something.
439
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,111
Oh, do. It's most kind.
440
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,151
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
441
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,191
Cor.
442
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,034
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, Oliver.
443
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,039
Cor. What a way to treat
your nice girlfriend.
444
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,155
She is not my girlfriend.
445
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,191
Ooh.
446
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,031
She'd like to be, mate.
447
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,199
Yeah, you can take it from
me. She'd like to be.
448
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,077
Oh, Nurse Dawson. Visiting time's
over. Ring the bell, will you?
449
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,111
Yes, Sister.
450
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,155
All right, I'm coming.
451
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,036
Seconds out.
452
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,991
- Nurse Dawson.
- Yes, Sister?
453
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,536
I thought I told you
to ring the bell.
454
00:27:12,537 --> 00:27:13,537
I did, Sister.
455
00:27:13,538 --> 00:27:14,966
Then why are the
visitors still here?
456
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,158
Well, I don't know, I...
457
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,191
Oh, crikey.
458
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,236
What's the matter, Mr
York? Can't you sleep?
459
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,117
Wind?
460
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,151
Nurse.
461
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,151
- Staff?
- Yes?
462
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,658
Sorry about last night.
I was a bad boy.
463
00:27:42,659 --> 00:27:43,994
Oh, I've seen worse.
464
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,156
- Do you like night work?
- Yes.
465
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,033
- Nice and peaceful?
- Sometimes.
466
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,191
- Good night.
- Good night.
467
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,231
Oh, thanks, nurse.
468
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,151
Oh, my gut.
469
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,109
Hello, you're early.
470
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,312
Sister told me to
sterilise these catheters
471
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,073
last night. It went
out of my head.
472
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,139
I've just got time.
473
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,032
You haven't. The
steriliser's full.
474
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,031
Oh, crikey.
475
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,629
Don't panic. I'll put them
in a kidney dish on the
476
00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:22,029
gas stove for you, if
you'll see what he wants.
477
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,109
Ok, thanks.
478
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,118
- What is it, Colonel?
- Hello, you're early.
479
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,072
Well, anyone would think I
was always four hours late.
480
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,150
- What can I do for you?
- Dashed if I can remember.
481
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,993
Coming in early, you've put
it right out of my head.
482
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,998
Suppose you buzz again when you
remember. If it's important.
483
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,235
What do you mean, "if"? Of course
it's imp... Oh, I remember.
484
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,198
It's my pulse, it's racing.
Like I ought to be today.
485
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,034
- It's your imagination, Colonel.
- Positively pounding, I tell you.
486
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,196
You're feeling the wrong
place. Give it me.
487
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,191
- What did I tell you?
- Ssh.
488
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,150
- Quite normal.
- Impossible.
489
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,078
Patients aren't allowed
to contradict.
490
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,231
Hello. You're early.
491
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,232
The next person says that to me,
I'll spit right in their eye.
492
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,505
Good morning, Nurse
Dawson. You're early.
493
00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:13,153
Yes, Sister. Morning, Sister.
494
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,344
Is it a matter of life
and death, Colonel?
495
00:29:49,345 --> 00:29:50,345
No, but...
496
00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:52,071
Well, then, please wait.
497
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,036
- Morning, Matron.
- Morning, Doctor.
498
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,110
- Good morning, Matron.
- Good morning, Sister.
499
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,803
Those screens are untidy, Sister.
500
00:30:36,804 --> 00:30:38,112
I'll see to them at once.
501
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,998
- Good morning, Mr Reckitt.
- Good morning, Matron.
502
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,190
Your temperature's behaving
very oddly, I see.
503
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,231
Perhaps it'll settle
down when I get up.
504
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,993
- Tomorrow, Mr Stephens said.
- Good.
505
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,234
Don't study too hard.
506
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,992
I don't know any other way
to absorb knowledge, Matron.
507
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,236
- Good morning, Mr Bishop.
- Good morning, Matron.
508
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,195
- Mr Bishop is a boxer, Matron.
- How interesting.
509
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,743
And how did this unfortunate
accident occur?
510
00:31:04,744 --> 00:31:06,074
Oh, it was in a fight.
511
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,152
The fourth round of an eliminating
contest. I'm a contender, you see.
512
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,118
Well, the bell goes, so I comes
out my corner like the clappers.
513
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,160
The clappers?
514
00:31:13,161 --> 00:31:15,152
That is a boxing term,
I believe, Matron.
515
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,031
How very interesting.
516
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,710
Yeah. Well, I gave him
a couple of lefts...
517
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,191
like that, you know.
Right in the gut.
518
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,152
I could have shook hands with
his spine. His guard dropped,
519
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,897
so I clocked him,
dead on the button.
520
00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:26,237
That was the end of the bout.
521
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,037
Broke my hand.
522
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:34,034
Well, Mr Bishop, I hope you
recover like... the clappers.
523
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,073
Well, thanks very much, missus.
Er... Matron. Very nice.
524
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,191
Phwoo.
525
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,146
Cor. What a stink.
526
00:32:07,147 --> 00:32:09,191
The cook appears to be improving.
527
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,074
- Sister, investigate that odour.
- Yes, certainly, Matron.
528
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,191
Ow. Ow.
529
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,191
You idiot.
530
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,231
Oh, I'm so sorry, Sister.
531
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,698
You really are a
complete fool, aren't
532
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:31,030
you? And during
Matron's round, too.
533
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,071
Go into my office and wait for me.
534
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,071
Oh.
535
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,110
Everything's quite all
right now, Matron.
536
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,150
Nurse Dawson, how dare
you burst in like that.
537
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,077
Oh, just a minute.
538
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,197
- Ruddy thing.
- It's Matron's round.
539
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,077
Well, mine's a pint.
540
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,197
Nurse, what is it? I told
you to wait in my office.
541
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,158
I did, Sister. There was a phone
call. Emergency admission.
542
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,191
Very well. Carry on, nurse.
543
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,038
We shall just have room. Mr
Jackson's going home today.
544
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,991
I wonder whether perhaps...
545
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,112
I'm quite capable of continuing
my round alone, Sister.
546
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,071
Oh, thank you very much, Matron.
547
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,077
Nurse Dawson.
548
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,032
Are you training for
nursing or demolition?
549
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,072
I'm sorry, Sister.
550
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,239
Yes, Colonel?
551
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,999
I heard a crash. What's going on?
552
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,076
- Oh, nothing.
- Staff Nurse.
553
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,189
Staff Nurse.
554
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,191
Oh, I can never find
you when I want you.
555
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,152
- What did you want, Sister?
- An emergency admission.
556
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,156
- Yes, Sister? What sort of case?
- What?
557
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,609
Stupid Nurse Dawson
didn't get the details.
558
00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:52,153
Shall I telephone, Sister?
559
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,132
I'm quite capable of
making a telephone
560
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,113
call for myself, thank
you, Staff Nurse.
561
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,038
Please get Mr Jackson's bed
ready for the admission.
562
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,031
Yes, Sister.
563
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,189
Been starving yourself, Mr Grey?
564
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,152
Couldn't eat. Such
pain... last night.
565
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,181
Good. That means we
don't have to starve
566
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,113
you and I can operate
that much sooner.
567
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,073
Nurse. I'll operate tonight.
568
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,111
Yes, Mr Stephens.
569
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,162
What's all this in aid of, nurse?
570
00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:51,033
Massage. To prevent bed sores.
571
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,031
Oh, yeah?
572
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,076
Getting to the bottom
of the trouble?
573
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,111
That's right.
574
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,155
Ooh.
575
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,191
Ah. Lovely.
576
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,036
Whoa.
577
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,080
Anything wrong?
578
00:35:18,081 --> 00:35:20,072
Oh, no, no, no. Very
nice, thank you.
579
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080
Whoo.
580
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,151
Phew.
581
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:41,198
Janey... Supposing I
couldn't ever fight again?
582
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,071
Just suppose.
583
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,117
Deep down, would you
really be pleased?
584
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,191
Well, I don't like you fighting.
585
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,033
Sometimes I can
hardly bear to look.
586
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,866
But you're happy
when you're pushing
587
00:35:57,867 --> 00:36:00,039
someone's face into the
middle of next week.
588
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,031
And I like to see you happy.
589
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,150
So you get that hand better
and come out fighting.
590
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,271
I'm glad I married you, Jane.
591
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,997
I've got a surprise for you.
592
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,235
- Pickled red cabbage?
- It's not red, it's ginger.
593
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,999
- My manager.
- I'll send him along.
594
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,235
What a pity I'm not allowed
to bring the children.
595
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,165
Yes, it's allowed in
the private wards.
596
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:25,073
Oh, well, we couldn't afford that.
597
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,151
- Hush.
- What?
598
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,037
Oh, nothing.
599
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,112
Rhoda, dear, do try to
say pardon, not what.
600
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,116
Sorry, Henry. Do you like this?
601
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,151
What? I mean, pardon?
602
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,157
- Oh, yes. Oh, very nice. Yes.
- For when you come home.
603
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,078
I bought it with our
divvy from the Cop.
604
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,229
Rhoda, please.
605
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,116
- What's the matter, dear?
- Oh, never mind.
606
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,031
Any other news?
607
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,235
Ooh. We've had a letter
from the building society.
608
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,033
Rhoda.
609
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,033
- Ginge.
- Bernie.
610
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,071
Norm as well.
611
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,111
Come on in.
612
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,078
Well, how are you, Bernie boy?
613
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,038
You look great. Just
great, son. Great.
614
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,219
Well, give him the
flowers, then. You'll
615
00:37:13,220 --> 00:37:14,993
choke 'em gripping 'em like that.
616
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,076
Ta. Ta, Norm, my old
sparring partner.
617
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,997
- How are you, mate?
- Yeah, fine.
618
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,109
Yeah, he's fine.
619
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,149
No one will ever know
how I suffered when
620
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:24,233
you busted your hand
like that, Bernie boy.
621
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,073
Hey, Ginger, why haven't you come
in here to see me before now?
622
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,112
Well, as it happens, I have got
a reason for coming to see you.
623
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,113
That is, a reason over and above
my natural, warm and human concern
624
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,190
as a manager for one of my boys.
625
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,157
I am a showman. But I have an
unpleasant duty to perform.
626
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,191
I have come here to
give you a thick ear.
627
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,892
I won, didn't I? This was an
628
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:50,074
accident, you know,
but I beat him.
629
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,931
Too true, you won. Too
flipping fast, you won.
630
00:37:52,932 --> 00:37:54,193
But I had him beat.
631
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,192
What do you expect me to do? Dance
the cha-cha for five rounds?
632
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,276
You're being flippant,
but I'm glad
633
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,199
to see you've got the right idea.
634
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,158
- I don't understand.
- You don't understand.
635
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,151
I'm a showman. That's
what you've got to be.
636
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,192
You've reached the stage now where
you're right in the public eye.
637
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,993
What you need is a gimmick.
638
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,075
- Gimmick?
- Gimmick.
639
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,189
Belt up. Yeah, a gimmick.
640
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,038
Something the public
associates with you alone.
641
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,196
You remember Frisco Freddie.
You remember Frisco.
642
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,151
- Frisco, yeah.
- Yeah, that's right.
643
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,993
He was a boxer who used to
ride punches all the time.
644
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,077
Exactly. He used to ride 'em.
Ride 'em. The crowd loved it.
645
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,190
Yeah, well, look, I could do that.
646
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,232
Here, Norm. You used to train
with Frisco, didn't you?
647
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,462
You used to train with
Frisco, didn't you?
648
00:38:35,463 --> 00:38:36,463
That's right.
649
00:38:36,464 --> 00:38:38,214
Well, come on, then.
Let's show Bern
650
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:40,028
how you used to spar with Frisco.
651
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,119
Here. I tell you, it was Marv...
He was just like a ballet dancer.
652
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,111
And he used to punch...
653
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,031
Hold that. Right, easy now.
654
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,116
Punch, ride. Punch, ride.
655
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,078
Punch, ride. Punch, ride. He
used to ride the lot, he did.
656
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,998
Until he was ready,
and then... bosh.
657
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,996
Knocked 'em cold, it did.
658
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,111
- Nurse.
- Nurse.
659
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,151
Just a minute, Mr York.
660
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,241
Hello. What's that?
661
00:39:13,242 --> 00:39:15,197
For your bowels. Sit down, please.
662
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,948
Have you... given one
of these before?
663
00:39:17,949 --> 00:39:19,995
Oh, good gracious. Hundreds.
664
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,155
Get it down, now.
665
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,229
Other end, nurse.
666
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,157
Never mind. With a face like mine,
it's a mistake anyone might make.
667
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,998
Persecution. That's what
it is, persecution.
668
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,755
I shall write to the
Minister for Health.
669
00:39:34,756 --> 00:39:36,237
Never mind, you'll
live through it.
670
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,991
It's a miracle you do.
671
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,032
You all ought to strike. One
day, that's all it would take.
672
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,731
One day, and the
nursing profession
673
00:39:43,732 --> 00:39:45,152
would advance a hundred years.
674
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,112
Why don't you organise a
march to Downing Street?
675
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,196
And Sister Anna will
carry the banner.
676
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:54,028
Oh. The whole fat-headed
farce makes me puke.
677
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,071
There. That's you settled.
678
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,117
Settled? Huh. I feel about as
settled as an active volcano.
679
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,117
Please don't lie on top of the
bed clothes. Matron's rule.
680
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,196
- Oh, sorry.
- In bed or out, but never on.
681
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,231
- Do please try and remember.
- Ok, ok.
682
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,238
- Everything all right, Mr Bishop?
- Fine thanks, Matron.
683
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,971
My hand's getting better.
Sort of knitting.
684
00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:06,109
Excellent. Keep up the good work.
685
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,151
Everything all right, Mr Reckitt?
686
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,192
Medically, yes, Matron.
Otherwise, no.
687
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,191
This is my first day out of bed.
688
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,988
I have to move about, I am
told, yet rest when tired.
689
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,077
As I have stitches in my stomach,
all movement is painful.
690
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,072
Oh, I'm afraid there's nothing I
can do about that, Mr Reckitt.
691
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,189
I realise that, Matron.
692
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,153
I wonder, though, if you could
satisfy my curiosity on one point.
693
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,118
I will try. What is the
point, Mr Reckitt?
694
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,073
Why must I endure the extra pain
of getting into and out of bed
695
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,194
when I can rest
just as effectively
696
00:41:40,195 --> 00:41:42,073
lying on top of the bedclothes?
697
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,293
I don't like to see
men lying about.
698
00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:46,113
It makes the ward look untidy.
699
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,156
I see. It isn't a medical rule.
700
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,156
I don't see what that
has to do with it.
701
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,151
I'll explain, Matron.
702
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:57,039
If a doctor asks me to hang
by one arm from the ceiling,
703
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,184
wearing an aqualung, with
my birthday tattooed
704
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,155
on my left buttock in
shorthand, I'll do it.
705
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,191
He aims to cure me.
706
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,778
Your rule has nothing
to do with my cure.
707
00:42:07,779 --> 00:42:10,075
Therefore, it has
no meaning in here.
708
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,032
- Mr Reckitt...
- Excuse me.
709
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,271
I wish to rest.
710
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,272
Sorry, Matron. I thought
your round was over.
711
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,075
I'm so sorry...
712
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,946
Sister, this ward is the slackest
713
00:42:32,947 --> 00:42:35,039
in the hospital.
And the untidiest.
714
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,080
Oh, but Matron...
715
00:42:36,081 --> 00:42:38,197
See that all the beds
are remade at once.
716
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,270
All the beds?
717
00:42:40,271 --> 00:42:43,153
I think you heard
what I said, Sister.
718
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,191
Good morning.
719
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,100
Staff Nurse, this
ward's a disgrace.
720
00:42:49,101 --> 00:42:50,679
You have no control
over the nurses.
721
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,680
But, Sister.
722
00:42:51,681 --> 00:42:53,196
It's time we had a
little discipline.
723
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,231
- Remake all the beds.
- The beds?
724
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,496
Beds, beds, beds. Are you deaf?
725
00:42:57,497 --> 00:43:00,189
B-E-D-S. Go and do
it at once. Now.
726
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,038
Yes, Sister.
727
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,196
Nurse Axwell. Nurse Axwell.
728
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,231
- Yes, Staff?
- Come here.
729
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,424
Get new bedclothes
for the whole ward.
730
00:43:09,425 --> 00:43:10,425
Today?
731
00:43:10,426 --> 00:43:13,038
Not tomorrow, not
Christmas, but today.
732
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,150
T-O-D-A-Y. Today.
733
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,151
Nurse Dawson.
734
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,112
- Nurse Dawson.
- Yes?
735
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,072
- Yes what?
- Yes, nurse.
736
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,120
Get you.
737
00:43:24,121 --> 00:43:26,112
Oh, you're so rude,
you student nurses.
738
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,744
Come and help me get fresh linen.
739
00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:29,152
But this isn't the day for...
740
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,994
One more word out of you and
I'll report you. Now come along.
741
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,189
Yes, nurse.
742
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,118
- Ooh.
- Oh, you clumsy great oaf.
743
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,151
- Well, look who's talking.
- Oh.
744
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,031
- Ah, good morning.
- Good morning.
745
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,038
- Got any fruit bars?
- No. I've got a sliced nut.
746
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,998
Come to the right place
to have it mended.
747
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,191
Oh, dear.
748
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,038
- Sit down, Mr York.
- Ah, hello.
749
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,149
I wanted to a...
750
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,190
- How am I doing?
- Both up slightly.
751
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,111
Any idea why?
752
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,004
You know, nursing training
is right out of date.
753
00:44:30,005 --> 00:44:31,119
What do you mean?
754
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,074
Well, they should have
taught you that there
755
00:44:33,075 --> 00:44:35,159
isn't always a medical
reason for a fast pulse.
756
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,071
- Hello, chaps.
- Mr Bell?
757
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,111
Ding-dong, you're not wrong.
758
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,111
This way, please.
759
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,156
Hello. Hello.
760
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,111
Get into bed, Mr Bell.
761
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,112
I say, nurse. I'm going to be in
and out of here inside a few days.
762
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,285
Surely I don't have
to go to bye-byes.
763
00:44:54,286 --> 00:44:55,286
In.
764
00:44:55,287 --> 00:44:57,031
Oh, what a bore.
765
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,031
Oh, well, you're the governor.
766
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:04,074
- What's the matter with him?
- Mrs Dale's Diary.
767
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,111
Tails.
768
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,997
You lose.
769
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,077
Every five minutes. He's
becoming impossible.
770
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,195
Well?
771
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,078
There's a big, annoying
lump in my bed.
772
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,190
There is. I mean, there is?
773
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,658
Where's that fellow Mick?
774
00:45:18,659 --> 00:45:21,074
He's not allowed in
here, and you know it.
775
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,157
If Sister catches him putting on
bets for you, we'll all be sacked.
776
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,072
Get a telephone installed in
here and I can do it myself.
777
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,320
What do you think
this is, an hotel?
778
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,157
- Hey... Oliver?
- Mm?
779
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,151
I've been meaning to ask you.
780
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,533
Was it the anaesthetic,
or did I really see a
781
00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:42,069
real nice girl come to
visit you the other night?
782
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,071
A girl.
783
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,653
Did I see a girl come to see you?
784
00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:48,654
Yes.
785
00:45:48,655 --> 00:45:50,231
Very nice too?
786
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,038
You're a lucky fella.
787
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,196
- What?
- I said you're a lucky bloke.
788
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,116
What on earth are
you talking about?
789
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,032
Oh, never mind.
790
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,231
Urgh.
791
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,998
It's very kind of you to show
me the way, Mr Stephens.
792
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,032
Oh, I like to make newcomers
feel thoroughly at home.
793
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,031
Thank you again.
794
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,776
We must have a drink
together tonight.
795
00:46:17,777 --> 00:46:19,112
To celebrate your first case.
796
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,196
- Must we?
- But of course.
797
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,231
We've a lot to talk about.
798
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,994
- Such as?
- Why, surgery, of course.
799
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,190
You're too kind. And optimistic.
800
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,078
- I might botch the case.
- Oh, you won't.
801
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,111
Good luck.
802
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,150
Good afternoon, Dr Winn.
803
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,152
Good afternoon, Staff Nurse.
Mr Bell's arrived, I believe?
804
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,077
This way, Doctor.
805
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,998
- Good afternoon, Mr Bell.
- Good afternoon.
806
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,398
Hallux valgus. Straight
out of the book, nurse.
807
00:46:59,399 --> 00:47:00,399
Yes, Doctor.
808
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,037
I'll operate tomorrow morning.
809
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,675
Nothing to eat for
you today, Mr Bell.
810
00:47:03,676 --> 00:47:05,231
Of course not,
darling. Er... doctor.
811
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,991
Thank you, nurse.
812
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,190
- Wow.
- Ravishing.
813
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,231
She can take out
my drain any time.
814
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:21,119
Phwoar. She's all the
compensation I'd want.
815
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,039
Cor. How about a couple
of rounds with her?
816
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,109
Winner take all.
817
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,236
The sex-mad fools.
818
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,194
Anyone for water?
819
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,038
Hey, Mick. Where have you
been hiding Dr Winn?
820
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,110
Yeah, why wasn't we
done by her, then?
821
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,193
Oh, she's new and junior. Only
handling simple cases for a while.
822
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,231
What have you got, Mr Bell?
823
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,152
- A hallux valgus.
- Oh, a bunion.
824
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,149
Cor blimey. Do you mean
he gets her for a bunion?
825
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,111
Yes, Colonel?
826
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,994
Sorry to be a nuisance, my dear,
but my bandage has slipped.
827
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,109
That's all right.
828
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,789
Well, I ought to
know. It's flapping
829
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,197
about like a flag at half-mast.
830
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,994
- Any idea what won the 2:30?
- None at all.
831
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,076
What? I thought you were
interested in racing.
832
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,134
All I'm interested in
is getting you settled
833
00:48:12,135 --> 00:48:14,238
so I can get on with
something more important.
834
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,073
- Oh, dear. Aren't I important?
- As a patient, yes.
835
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,111
As a congenital gambler, no.
836
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,780
My dear girl, your
values are all wrong.
837
00:48:20,781 --> 00:48:22,237
It ought to be the
other way round.
838
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,070
- What, the bandage?
- No, no. You know what I mean.
839
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,997
- Where's Mick?
- He's busy.
840
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,896
He won't be too busy
to come and see me.
841
00:48:28,897 --> 00:48:30,191
If he's any sense, he will.
842
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,198
- There. Is that better?
- Yes. Thank you very much indeed.
843
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,118
Oh, nurse, don't forget
about Mick, will you?
844
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,236
I love 'em.
845
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,306
There you are,
poppet. To celebrate
846
00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:56,028
tomorrow, when it's all over.
847
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,195
Oh, Megsy, you're a darling.
848
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,198
- Anything else I can bring you?
- Only yourself, sweetie.
849
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,191
Every single day.
850
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,231
- How's my car?
- Oh, not to worry, darling.
851
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,245
I took it in for
servicing and it'll be
852
00:49:06,246 --> 00:49:08,199
all ready in time for
our little trip.
853
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,232
I booked secluded little
hotels all along our route.
854
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,073
- Separate rooms, of course.
- Oh, just think of it.
855
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,157
A whole week together in
er... separate rooms.
856
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,071
Oh, wacko.
857
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,111
Starting one week from now.
858
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,032
You're sure your silly old
bunion will be settled by then?
859
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,072
Megsy, darling, everything
will be settled by then.
860
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,229
Oh, Jack.
861
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,955
Hey, Janey, I wonder
if he'll forget me.
862
00:49:33,956 --> 00:49:35,028
Of course not.
863
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,031
Oh, I don't know.
Kids do, you know.
864
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,072
- I heard of a case once.
- Not in these few days, silly.
865
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,038
- Is there anything you want?
- Yeah. Pickled red cabbage.
866
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,376
I don't know if you'd be allowed.
867
00:49:44,377 --> 00:49:45,377
Of course I would.
868
00:49:45,378 --> 00:49:48,033
My hand's got nothing to
do with my belly, has it?
869
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,422
Well, I'll ask the sister anyway.
870
00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:50,423
Oh, don't go now.
871
00:49:50,424 --> 00:49:53,112
I have to, darling. I've left
the baby with Mrs Williams.
872
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,151
Oh, yeah. Oh, well.
873
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,151
Give him a kiss from me, will you?
874
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,235
See you tomorrow.
875
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,231
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
876
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,032
- Expecting her, Oliver?
- Of course not.
877
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,039
I've got far more important things
to worry about than entanglements.
878
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,073
It's so sensible having afternoon
visiting on half-day closing.
879
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,998
Mind you, I expect I could
get away from work anyway.
880
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,235
Rhoda, my dear, keep
your voice down, dear.
881
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,116
No need to let everyone
know you go to work.
882
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,489
Oh, really, Henry.
If I didn't know you
883
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:35,109
better, sometimes I'd
think you were a snob.
884
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,111
I really would.
885
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,190
You're sure you asked for
something to make you sleep?
886
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,077
Yes, love. Gonna have it tonight.
887
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,944
Senacol, or Sinacol, or something.
888
00:50:44,945 --> 00:50:46,078
Oh, that's a relief.
889
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,053
I'd rather have a pint
of old and mild. I
890
00:50:48,054 --> 00:50:50,079
told 'em too, but they
don't know anything.
891
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,071
- Oh, Bert.
- Well, they don't.
892
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,078
Miss Thompson. I was
just thinking about you.
893
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,120
Oh, were you?
894
00:51:03,121 --> 00:51:05,078
I've been thinking
about you constantly.
895
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,792
Miss Thom... Jill,
tell me something.
896
00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:10,029
I've been thinking of you too.
897
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,641
Ever since you came
to our house. But
898
00:51:11,642 --> 00:51:13,157
Harry said you'd
no time for girls.
899
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,033
Your brother will be a
marvellous doctor someday,
900
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,076
but he knows very little
about the human heart.
901
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,111
- Oh, Oliver.
- Jill.
902
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,190
- I brought you some nougat.
- Nougat?
903
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,033
- Don't you like it?
- I love it.
904
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,031
Oh, isn't that wonderful?
905
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,071
We like the same things.
906
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,076
Oh, I hate to go. There's
so much I want to say.
907
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,324
Visit me again,
every day. Promise?
908
00:51:37,325 --> 00:51:38,325
Promise.
909
00:51:38,326 --> 00:51:40,071
- Jill.
- Oliver.
910
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,192
I told ya. She's stuck on ya.
911
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,191
Come in.
912
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,190
Nurse Nightingale
reporting, Staff.
913
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,384
I've been sent here
by Night Sister.
914
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:19,385
Oh, yes.
915
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,156
We have to special a
patient. Mr Mayhew.
916
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,384
Have you worked on a
surgical ward before?
917
00:52:23,385 --> 00:52:24,385
No, Staff.
918
00:52:24,386 --> 00:52:25,746
I'm on first-year
nights. I've only
919
00:52:25,747 --> 00:52:27,192
been on Women's Medical so far.
920
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,231
Come with me.
921
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,033
Now, listen. This is a
gastrectomy patient.
922
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,152
He's lost a lot of blood and
he's having a blood transfusion.
923
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,187
While he's unconscious,
all you have to do
924
00:52:50,188 --> 00:52:52,119
is see that the needle
doesn't come out.
925
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,151
- Yes, Staff.
- And don't leave him.
926
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,809
If there's anything
you want to know,
927
00:52:55,810 --> 00:52:57,197
if you're in any sort of doubt,
928
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:00,152
just press that button and Nurse
James or I will be along.
929
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,158
I understand. Leave
it to me, Staff.
930
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:17,232
I thought you'd like some tea.
This is a very boring job.
931
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,231
Thanks, nurse.
932
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,031
Staff...
933
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,151
he's dead.
934
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,156
Stand by. It's going to
be that sort of a night.
935
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,151
Nurse.
936
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,071
I think I feel sick.
937
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,071
Hold it.
938
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,191
Now, sit up.
939
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,991
Staff, he opened his eyes.
940
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,155
Really?
941
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,993
Yes, opened and closed
them. Just like this.
942
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,034
Very interesting. If it
happens again, just call me.
943
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,110
- I'd like to see that.
- You would?
944
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,037
Oh, really.
945
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,196
What can you expect, eating
filthy stuff like this?
946
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:42,028
It wasn't that. It was that
compost heap we had for supper.
947
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,071
- I shall write to my MP.
- You do that.
948
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,071
Do you feel better now?
949
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,032
When are we going to get a new
sluice, Staff? That old thing...
950
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,992
Never mind about the sluice.
Go and have a look at Mr Able.
951
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,669
He's on Sinacol. One
never knows how
952
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:11,077
it's going to take some people.
953
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,563
I thought it only affected
old men peculiarly.
954
00:56:13,564 --> 00:56:15,159
Well, in here, they age fast.
955
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,077
Mr Able.
956
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,036
Are you feeling all
right, Mr Able?
957
00:56:35,037 --> 00:56:36,072
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
958
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,195
I'm going for a swim.
959
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,765
Oh, no, you settle down.
Get back into bed.
960
00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:41,028
No, you settle down.
961
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,992
- Now where's the sea?
- Argh.
962
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,118
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Take
that. That's right.
963
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,033
Impertinence.
964
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,112
- What the devil's going on?
- Nothing.
965
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,076
- Mr Able.
- Get your clothes off, girl.
966
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,236
You can't swim with your
clothes on. Come along now.
967
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,991
Look. Look. Look.
968
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,109
Look there. A mermaid.
969
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,195
Ha-ha.
970
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,071
Look out, he's coming back.
971
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,997
Streamers.
972
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,078
Streamers.
973
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,156
Streamers.
974
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,078
Streamers. Streamers.
975
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,625
What the blue blazes is going on?
976
00:57:52,626 --> 00:57:54,039
Nothing, Colonel.
977
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,118
Nothing, indeed. I'll jolly
well go and find out.
978
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,037
Ow.
979
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,109
Ooh, lovely, girls.
980
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,038
My leg. My flaming leg.
981
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,998
- No. No.
- Allow me, nurse, please.
982
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,076
- Mr Bishop.
- It's all right, I used my left.
983
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,076
What about my perishing leg?
984
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,031
- Are you all right?
- Yes, thank you.
985
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,189
Look, I hope I haven't hurt him.
986
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,151
- Go back to bed, Mr Bishop.
- Ok.
987
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,112
Nurse, call the houseman
to look at Mr Able's jaw.
988
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,353
Colonel, will you go
back to bed this minute.
989
00:58:34,354 --> 00:58:36,153
I haven't had time
to lay the odds.
990
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,033
Now, then, Mr Hickson.
What's happened to you?
991
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,110
Nothing, nurse. I
always sleep like this.
992
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,231
I'll soon get you that meal.
993
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,230
He's fine. He'd like
some steak and chips.
994
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,028
You can have a little sterile
water... for breakfast.
995
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,038
Now, lie still and don't let
that needle slip. Understand?
996
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,115
Yes, nurse.
997
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,111
Come out of here now.
998
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,484
See that man over there
without any trousers?
999
00:59:03,485 --> 00:59:04,485
Oh, yes.
1000
00:59:04,486 --> 00:59:07,116
Well, get some on him
and put him to bed.
1001
00:59:07,117 --> 00:59:08,117
Yes, Staff.
1002
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,191
Fingers in ears.
1003
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,998
- This is ridi... culous.
- Drink.
1004
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,155
- I've done it, Staff.
- Good.
1005
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:30,033
Take over here.
1006
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,231
- Fingers in ears, please.
- I can't.
1007
00:59:33,610 --> 00:59:34,610
Come on, now.
1008
00:59:34,611 --> 00:59:36,195
I think I'm going
to be sick again.
1009
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,150
- Is Mr Able's jaw broken?
- I hope not.
1010
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,078
You said it was going to
be that kind of a night.
1011
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:56,033
Excuse me. Oh, he's perfectly all
right, Staff. Just a drop or two.
1012
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,031
Oh, good show.
1013
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,112
- Argh.
- The daft old sluice.
1014
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,111
Oh.
1015
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,032
It's different from the one
in Women's Medical, Staff.
1016
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,230
Wetter, would you
say? Go and change.
1017
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,117
I can't, Staff.
1018
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,152
I can't see to get
to the nurses' home.
1019
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,998
My spectacles have
gone down the sluice.
1020
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,994
Nurse, will you take Nurse
Nightingale to the nurses' home?
1021
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,031
Yes, Staff.
1022
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,071
Thank you.
1023
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,751
Now, when do I have my injection?
1024
01:00:53,752 --> 01:00:56,073
Just as soon as they tell
me to give it to you.
1025
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,038
Oh, the waiting. The
uncertainty. The starvation.
1026
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,116
- Oh, God.
- Oh, don't be such a baby.
1027
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:02,700
Your op's nothing to worry about.
1028
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:04,197
My only worry is I won't get it.
1029
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,193
Supposing I lose another day. Oh,
Jiminy, what a flaming muddle.
1030
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,176
Ah, Mr Bell. Back
into bed at once.
1031
01:01:10,177 --> 01:01:11,988
You're on this afternoon's list.
1032
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,031
Sister. I could kiss you.
1033
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,997
Ho-ho.
1034
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,071
- Mr Bell.
- Ding-dong, carry on.
1035
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,076
I say, fellows. What do you know?
1036
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,572
Tonight, they're talking about the
1037
01:01:24,573 --> 01:01:26,237
Health Service in
At Home And Abroad.
1038
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,231
Oh, I say. What jolly fun.
1039
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,073
Isn't it, Percival?
And guess what?
1040
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:35,159
Last year, the whole thing
cost 585 million pounds.
1041
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,112
Get out of it. I don't believe it.
1042
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,071
The man just said so.
1043
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,190
I tell you, it's impossible.
1044
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,236
Ask him again.
1045
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,991
I say, would you mind
repeating that...
1046
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,998
You know, I nearly did.
1047
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,158
Nurse. Oh, you haven't injected
Mr Bell. Thank goodness.
1048
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,223
He can't be operated
on today. We have
1049
01:02:00,224 --> 01:02:02,233
eight emergencies
coming. Road smash.
1050
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,198
Eight? That makes my
bunion look a bit silly.
1051
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,424
Oh, you'd better put
your pyjamas back on.
1052
01:02:07,425 --> 01:02:08,425
Yes.
1053
01:02:08,426 --> 01:02:10,227
Well, no. I say, nurse,
can't they squeeze
1054
01:02:10,228 --> 01:02:12,159
me in? I've simply got
to be done today.
1055
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,158
I'm surprised at you. I didn't
think you'd be so selfish.
1056
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,118
Selfish? If you knew what
depended... Oh, by Jiminy.
1057
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:22,039
Look, I've got a whole schedule.
The bunion can wait. I can't.
1058
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,991
I'm going to discharge
myself. Ooh.
1059
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,156
But you can't do that. If
anything happens to you...
1060
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,993
- What could happen from a bunion?
- You never know.
1061
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,853
An article in the
Nursing Mirror...
1062
01:02:30,854 --> 01:02:31,998
I don't want to hear.
1063
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,235
Well, don't do anything
hasty. You think about it.
1064
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,191
I say, nurse... could I
have something to eat?
1065
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:46,038
Where do you think
you're going, Mr York?
1066
01:02:47,799 --> 01:02:48,799
America?
1067
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,077
I'm applying for a job.
What's your problem?
1068
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,071
Oh, I er... I want the bath.
1069
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,491
Suppose you fall with the drain in
1070
01:02:54,492 --> 01:02:56,152
you. No, Mr York.
Back to bed, please.
1071
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,192
But it's been six days now. I've
been picked up twice by radar.
1072
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,231
Please let me have a
bath. I'll be careful.
1073
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,992
Nurse Dawson.
1074
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,031
America, that's...
1075
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,040
Yes, Staff?
1076
01:03:06,041 --> 01:03:08,112
See that Mr York doesn't
fall over in the bath.
1077
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,111
Look, I don't think I...
1078
01:03:20,809 --> 01:03:21,809
Not undressed yet?
1079
01:03:21,810 --> 01:03:23,230
I think I'll just
have a good wash.
1080
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,116
If Staff says you're to have
a bath, you have a bath.
1081
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,037
- Look, I...
- Oh, you baby.
1082
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,031
- Shall I help you get undressed?
- No.
1083
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,230
Oh, come along, come
along. We haven't all day.
1084
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,111
Well?
1085
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,234
Right?
1086
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,232
To think I called you a baby.
1087
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,032
For the first time in my life, I
can't think of anything to say.
1088
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,149
Neither can I.
1089
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,993
- Wonderful, isn't it?
- Yes.
1090
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,903
Darling, why can't
you be done tonight?
1091
01:04:16,904 --> 01:04:19,033
I told you, darling. The
theatres are in use.
1092
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,667
They're not. I just
passed them both.
1093
01:04:20,668 --> 01:04:21,668
Ah.
1094
01:04:21,669 --> 01:04:25,193
So they finished the emergencies
earlier? Well, bully for them.
1095
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,232
Look, it's only a bunion. I'm
going to discharge myself.
1096
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,028
No, I told you, I won't allow
that. Your health comes first.
1097
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,072
I'd never forgive myself if
anything happened to you.
1098
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,240
Besides, I shouldn't
enjoy our little
1099
01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:39,193
trip one little bit for the worry.
1100
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,191
Now promise me.
1101
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,231
Oh, all right, darling.
1102
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,658
It's only one day, I
suppose. I'm being
1103
01:04:45,659 --> 01:04:48,075
done tomorrow. And
being starved today.
1104
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,992
Oh, Megsy, darling.
Give me a bite.
1105
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,189
Jack, whatever's come over you?
1106
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,231
I'm just hungry, that's all.
1107
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,770
Why, what's the matter with you?
1108
01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:58,199
Nothing's the matter with
me, Jack. I'm all right.
1109
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,038
Tell me. Are you serious
about going to America?
1110
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,116
Is that really your
concern, Mr York?
1111
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,077
Yes.
1112
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,192
Let me warn you. Hospitals have
a strange effect on most men.
1113
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,994
They imagine... well, they think
they're in love with the nurses.
1114
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,031
It happens every
week to every nurse.
1115
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,031
I don't think it's imagination.
1116
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,071
You do.
1117
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,071
We'll have to find
out who's right.
1118
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,071
Before you go to America.
1119
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,993
Right now, I'm going back inside.
I think you ought to do the same.
1120
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,993
- Hello, what have you got there?
- What? Oh.
1121
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,191
Hey, help me and the boys kill
these. I'm just in the mood.
1122
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,192
It's no good, I've
simply got to dance.
1123
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,191
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
1124
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,819
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1125
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:54,826
♪ La, la, la ♪
1126
01:05:54,828 --> 01:05:56,191
Oh, shut up and sit down.
1127
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,231
Do you want Sister to catch us?
1128
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,072
Clumsy beast. Might
have broken my arm off.
1129
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,078
I could have set it
for you, Mr Hinton.
1130
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,111
It's easy.
1131
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,151
All in this book.
1132
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:14,153
Wakefield's Practical
Surgery. Fascinating.
1133
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:18,193
That book. What's it
say about bunions?
1134
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,196
Page 275.
1135
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,031
It's as easy as winking.
1136
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,036
Do-it-yourself surgery.
1137
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,156
Easy as drinking. Winking.
1138
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,117
Do mine.
1139
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,112
What? Who? Me?
1140
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,111
Well, you said you could do it.
1141
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,111
I'm a nucl... A nu...
1142
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,235
I'm not a doctor.
1143
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,038
Look, it's all science.
You've got a book.
1144
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,642
Surely a man of your
brains could knock off
1145
01:06:45,643 --> 01:06:48,029
a little elementary
thing like a bunion?
1146
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,071
Well, supposing I did.
1147
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,197
What would you tell the hospital
people, with your bunion gone?
1148
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:57,153
Well, I'd just say it disappeared
in the middle of the night.
1149
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,345
Pftt. Just like that.
1150
01:06:58,346 --> 01:07:00,237
They'd write you up in the Lancet.
1151
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,992
I don't care if they stick me on
the cover of the Police Gazette,
1152
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,076
so long as I get my
snogging in as planned.
1153
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,196
But this loud-mouthed
windbag won't help me.
1154
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:13,030
He drinks my bubbly, oh, yes,
but he won't remove my bunion.
1155
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,072
How could I? What about
an operating theatre?
1156
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,991
Both theatres are free.
1157
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,118
All right. I'll try.
1158
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,037
Oh, dear.
1159
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,031
- Hello.
- Hello.
1160
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,567
Hello, Mick, we're just
having a little party.
1161
01:07:32,568 --> 01:07:34,039
Well, make the most of it.
1162
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,072
- Why? Is something up?
- Only Matron's blood pressure.
1163
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,190
After last night's little riot.
1164
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,192
Well, tonight she's posting
a nurse to sit in the ward.
1165
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,231
All night.
1166
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,231
Just to keep an eye on you lot.
1167
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,073
- Good night.
- Good night, Mick.
1168
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,229
Well, what a pity.
1169
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,036
We won't be able to do it now.
1170
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,071
Got to stay in the ward.
1171
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,150
Wait a minute. Now listen, boys.
1172
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,140
Strategy. Now, if
there's one thing I
1173
01:08:00,141 --> 01:08:02,079
did learn in the
ring, it's strategy.
1174
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,156
How to turn a disadvantage
to your advantage.
1175
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,450
Well, you're not in the
ring now, so shut up.
1176
01:08:06,451 --> 01:08:08,119
Oh, please. Do you mind, Oliver?
1177
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,111
Now look. Gather round, lads.
1178
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,999
You too, doc. Come over here.
Come on, come on, come on.
1179
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:15,698
Now look, here's what
we do. This nurse
1180
01:08:15,699 --> 01:08:17,191
could be our strategic
opportunity.
1181
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,071
- Nurse?
- Er... sir.
1182
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:44,112
Right, wash his feet with ether
soap. That's the green liquid.
1183
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,071
Now listen, chaps.
1184
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,032
Antiseptic liquid soap,
green. There it is.
1185
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,230
No, I wasn't serious. It
was only the champagne.
1186
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,150
- No, really.
- Get on there.
1187
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,196
This is the stuff. It's
all nicely labelled.
1188
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,073
Very efficient in these
hospitals, aren't they?
1189
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:22,159
- Oh, it's... it's freezing.
- And so it should be.
1190
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,156
Ooh, it's freezing my foot off.
1191
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,686
Wouldn't have to worry
about the bunion then.
1192
01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:28,239
Stop larking about, Bernie.
1193
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,151
And go and get me some antiseptic.
1194
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,151
Antiseptic, right.
1195
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,072
It says here you should apply
it with a swab and forceps.
1196
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,236
We don't have time for
all the trimmings.
1197
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:41,074
- Such as an anaesthetic.
- Now look.
1198
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,230
I don't want to go on with
this. I must have been mad.
1199
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,149
When everything's going so well?
1200
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,374
Don't be so ungrateful.
1201
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:48,158
After all the trouble we've taken?
1202
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,200
Antiseptic.
1203
01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:51,158
Ah, right. There
we are. That's it.
1204
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,191
That should do. Now, what's next?
1205
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,112
- Er... 5cc pentathol.
- Intravenous injection.
1206
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,190
I wonder where they
keep the intravenous.
1207
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,232
Now wait a minute.
1208
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,192
Do you want this operation or not?
1209
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,005
I don't want any of you
practising darts on me.
1210
01:12:05,006 --> 01:12:06,995
But you must have an anaesthetic.
1211
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,189
There's always this.
1212
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:11,118
Gas. I don't mind gas.
1213
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,268
Ah. Gas. Mm, that's
the Boyle's machine.
1214
01:12:14,269 --> 01:12:16,075
But he's got a bunion.
1215
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,152
The Boyle's machine.
Over there. It's
1216
01:12:19,153 --> 01:12:21,039
full of nitrous
oxide or something.
1217
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,593
Wheel that in and get it flowing.
1218
01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:23,594
Right.
1219
01:12:23,595 --> 01:12:25,230
Right, now what do we need?
1220
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:28,073
- It's like making a cake, innit?
- Shut up.
1221
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:31,157
Esmarch's bandages. They're made
of rubber. Three inches wide.
1222
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:34,118
We wrap them tightly round
his leg, like a tourniquet.
1223
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,156
You two get those. And
put on masks and gowns.
1224
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,077
Right. It's exciting, innit?
1225
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,190
Won't be long now.
1226
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,231
Hello? Frying tonight.
1227
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,073
Not you, you idiot. Him.
1228
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,190
Look, I don't think I
will have gas after all.
1229
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,111
Cor blimey.
1230
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,118
They've gone and done it,
like they said they would.
1231
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,151
Nu...
1232
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,191
Mr Hinton.
1233
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,031
Humphrey.
1234
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,191
Mr Hinton.
1235
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,149
Mr Hinton.
1236
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,657
Right, now start unwinding
from the foot, but
1237
01:13:38,658 --> 01:13:41,194
leave a bit of bandage
at the top of the leg.
1238
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,033
Now I need a scalpel to cut
the surface of the skin.
1239
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,116
Two small artery forceps...
1240
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,505
Oh, big 'uns. Make it big 'uns.
1241
01:13:48,506 --> 01:13:50,197
Nothing but the
biggest and the best.
1242
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:55,069
An osteotome. It looks like a
chisel but it has two sharp sides.
1243
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,111
Two? Oh, good.
1244
01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:01,033
A fine saw. A needle and cat gut.
1245
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,152
That's right, sew a button on it.
1246
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,019
Better give him some more gas. We
1247
01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:08,113
can't have him
giggling all through.
1248
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,151
- Most distracting.
- I agree.
1249
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,998
- What's the matter with you?
- Nothing.
1250
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,031
Let's get the knives.
1251
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,078
Mr Hinton. Wake up.
1252
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:44,236
Wake up, please.
1253
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,991
Yeah.
1254
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,031
These'll do.
1255
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,152
What's the matter with you lot?
1256
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,151
I've got a bunion.
1257
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:01,151
I've got the giggles.
1258
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,191
Stop mucking about.
1259
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,191
I don't know what's got into you.
1260
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,191
Yes, I do.
1261
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:12,157
- You careless cruiserweight, you.
- Lightweight.
1262
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:16,073
I thought so. You
let this thing run.
1263
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,153
Hold... Hold this over his
mouth... and I'll start cutting.
1264
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:27,159
Say, Oliver, what happens
if anything goes wrong?
1265
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:30,078
We'll have to amputate your leg.
1266
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:39,031
Humphrey.
1267
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:42,077
This... This is
Percival calling you.
1268
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,031
I'm sorry, mates.
1269
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,231
No. No, stop it. You're tickling.
1270
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,117
I thought you were asleep.
1271
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,151
Here, hold him, for
goodness' sake.
1272
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:10,032
Nurse? Asleep on duty?
1273
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:14,991
Argh.
1274
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,071
Oh.
1275
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,992
Mr Hinton, what is
the meaning of this?
1276
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,076
- Thank you, Staff.
- What happened?
1277
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,264
They all went to the
operating theatre.
1278
01:16:32,265 --> 01:16:33,265
To the...?
1279
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,195
Nurse. Please let me explain.
1280
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:39,074
Mr Hinton, please give me
back my uniform. Mr Hinton.
1281
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,111
Ooh. Ooh, no.
1282
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,152
Elevate the capsule...
1283
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,192
and the... periosteum.
1284
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:53,233
Well, where is his peri... peri...
1285
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,070
No, he's made all wrong.
1286
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:59,157
Gentlemen... he hasn't got one.
1287
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,151
He must have.
1288
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,993
All right, there's the diagram,
1289
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:07,077
you find his pendi... his peri...
1290
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,111
pe... you...
1291
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,071
Can't find his periscope.
1292
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,073
- Swabs.
- Nurse.
1293
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,196
Yes, Staff. Beg pardon.
1294
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:29,996
Silly me.
1295
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:34,117
Will somebody give me a bottle?
1296
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,192
Well, if it doesn't happen today,
I don't know what I'll do.
1297
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,078
All my arrangements are
already up the spout.
1298
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,112
- It's frustrating, you know.
- Yes. I can imagine.
1299
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:49,152
I hope you don't mind my burdening
you with my troubles like this.
1300
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,037
No, not at all.
1301
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,071
Besides, looks like they're over.
1302
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,998
Ah, Mr Bell. Time
for your injection.
1303
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,038
At last.
1304
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,149
Oh.
1305
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:04,033
That's the best news I've ever...
1306
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,071
- What was that?
- What? What was what?
1307
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:09,157
- You sneezed. You've got a cold.
- Quite so.
1308
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,894
Well, you can't have an
operation with a cold.
1309
01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:13,159
Don't be ridiculous.
1310
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,151
I haven't got a cold on my bunion.
1311
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,151
Come along inside.
1312
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:20,197
- I've never heard anything so...
- .in my...
1313
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,198
- Nurse. Nurse.
- Yes, Sister.
1314
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,191
Get Mr Bell into the
side ward immediately.
1315
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,993
No, Sister. Nurse,
no, please, please.
1316
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:31,032
I'm all right. Please let me
have my operation. Please.
1317
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,117
Don't infect all the other
patients. Go with nurse at once.
1318
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,104
But you don't
understand, Sister. I
1319
01:18:36,105 --> 01:18:38,033
must have it today. I simply must.
1320
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:42,192
It's nothing, nurse. I'm
perfectly all right.
1321
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,110
- Now come along. Hurry up.
- I haven't got a cold.
1322
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,038
- I'm perfectly all right. I'm...
- In you go.
1323
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,032
Oh, Megsy, Jack's not all right.
1324
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,069
Come in.
1325
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,109
Now what?
1326
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:10,038
Oh, dear. Sounds as if
you don't love me today.
1327
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,071
I don't. You're a
naughty old buzzer.
1328
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,111
Now come along,
Colonel, what is it?
1329
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,111
Give that to Mick for
me, would you, please?
1330
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,038
- More horses?
- More horses, my girl.
1331
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,071
All right. Just this once.
1332
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,229
But if Sister found out...
1333
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,232
Surely she'd forgive a
student nurse, wouldn't she?
1334
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,991
- Fat chance.
- Really?
1335
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:31,032
Perhaps she ought to be
reminded of your status, then.
1336
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,382
Is there anything else, Colonel?
1337
01:19:32,383 --> 01:19:34,237
Let me... Oh, yes, dear.
I'm awfully sorry.
1338
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,150
I dropped my cigars down
there. Would you mind?
1339
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,111
Oh.
1340
01:19:44,968 --> 01:19:45,968
Colonel.
1341
01:19:45,969 --> 01:19:48,152
Sorry, dear. I never
could resist it.
1342
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,110
- Well, goodbye, everybody.
- Goodbye, Ollie.
1343
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:56,230
Goodbye, Mr Reckitt. Sure
you've got everything?
1344
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,991
Quite sure. Thank you, nurse.
1345
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,155
Staff Nurse.
1346
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,533
Oh, Staff Nurse, I forgot
to give Mr York his
1347
01:20:21,534 --> 01:20:24,069
final certificate. I think
you'll just catch him.
1348
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,071
Surely it could be posted, Sister.
1349
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,111
You run after him.
1350
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,111
Yes, Sister.
1351
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,111
Mr York.
1352
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:50,072
If I have a date
tonight, the name's Ted.
1353
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,111
Ted.
1354
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,111
Hurry up, nurse.
1355
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,299
There are other things
for you to do, you know.
1356
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,300
Yes, Sister.
1357
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,111
Nurse Dawson.
1358
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,231
Goodbye, Bernie.
1359
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:15,240
Jeremy.
1360
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,073
- Hello, darling.
- Hello, love.
1361
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:21,111
- Hello, son.
- Hello.
1362
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:23,071
- Do you remember me?
- Mm.
1363
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,031
- Do you? Got a present for me?
- Mm.
1364
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,031
Come on, then. Give it to me.
1365
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,110
Oh. Ooh, what a punch.
1366
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:31,151
Come on, give me a
kiss. That's lovely.
1367
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,151
- Hello, darling.
- Hello, love.
1368
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:35,191
Come on, now.
1369
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,078
Who taught him that, then? You?
1370
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,071
Right. Now.
1371
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,069
Come in.
1372
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,992
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello, Colonel.
1373
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,031
To what do I owe the
honour of this visit?
1374
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,650
You're going back into
the ward tomorrow.
1375
01:22:01,651 --> 01:22:02,651
That's right.
1376
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,150
We have to carry out
just one final test.
1377
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,112
- It'll only take a few minutes.
- That's all right.
1378
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:14,388
Hey, what goes on?
1379
01:22:14,389 --> 01:22:17,028
We're getting our own
back on the old boy.
1380
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,149
Oh, he's a sport.
1381
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:21,118
By the time we're through
with him, he'll need to be.
1382
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:24,197
- How fortunate I met you, Matron.
- Matron.
1383
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,118
I have a lot to do. I must
get through my rounds early.
1384
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,339
I'm afraid everything
won't be quite ready.
1385
01:22:29,340 --> 01:22:30,340
All right.
1386
01:22:30,341 --> 01:22:33,192
I do hope our troublesome colonel
won't delay me too long today.
1387
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:35,156
Come in.
1388
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,031
Good...
1389
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,196
Colonel. Whatever's going on?
1390
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,245
Come, come, Matron.
Surely you've seen
1391
01:22:41,246 --> 01:22:43,199
a temperature taken
like this before?
1392
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:47,074
Oh. Yes, Colonel. Many times.
1393
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,072
But never... with a daffodil.
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