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[Music]

Hi girl, yes.

Oh my god, I know, wow, we have a big competition coming up.

Well, I'm going to be so in shape, I'm going to whip all those other girls at the country clubs asses.

Yeah, I mean, they're all so out of shape and hey, look at me.

I'm half their age, I'm way more physically fit than they are, so I know I have to sit in the back.

I probably don't even really have to train that hard.

Yeah, oh yeah, I've never played tennis in my life, but you know what?

It doesn't look that hard.

Yeah, okay, I know, well and I want to win because I want to have a potluck here.

You know, we just redid the house and I would love to host a party.

You know how much I love hosting.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, well, you have fun with your personal trainer.

I don't know what that's going to be like because I don't need one.

Yeah, and I guess just let me know when you're done and we'll go on a nice little stroll because I think I'm just going to do maybe a little bit of cardio and then I'll be good to go for the competition.

All right, have fun.

Bye.

Hey, Stepmom.

Hi, honey.

What was that all about?

So, I'm going to need your help with something.

My girlfriends at the country club and I are having a competition to see who's the most athletic and who can win this tennis tournament.

Tennis?

Yeah.

It's a country club thing and you know, we're new to town and I just want to fit in with these girls.

I mean, look at me.

I'm already pretty physically fit.

So, I think I can whip their asses.

But...

Have you ever played tennis before?

No, it doesn't seem that hard though.

What do you have to do?

Just grab a ball and a racket and bounce it around.

It can't be that difficult.

Mom, you have to realize that tennis is a super-athlete kind of thing.

You have to be super athletic to do it and it's not easy, you know?

I mean, it's fine.

I...

It's fine.

I'm not really that worried about it.

I ran track in high school and I mean, I'm sure I could keep up now.

I mean, have you seen the girl who is country club?

They're not that fit.

So, I think I have it in the bag and the winner gets to host a potluck at their house

and you know how much I've wanted to host a party here.

But that bitch Karen down the street always wants to do it at her place instead of here.

So, I would love to win and will you help me train?

You want me to help you train?

Yeah.

For a tennis tournament?

I mean, yeah, who better to help me train than my super-athletic son?

I haven't ever played tennis in my life, you know?

Well, but I mean, you play all the other sports so it's a ball and it's a sport.

I'm sure you can manage to figure out how to teach me to play.

I just need to win.

The problem is that with tennis, I've played tennis before and it requires more athletic power than you think.

And now, do they think you know how to play tennis?

Did you lie to them?

I don't call it a lie.

I call it maybe negating around the truth.

But I did tell them that I have played tennis before and that I'm really good and I've won a championship.

So, I need to look good.

Are you going to help me look good?

You don't want mommy to look bad, do you?

No, but I--

I mean, all of my friends are your friends' moms, so we're both in this together at this point.

If I look bad, you look bad.

Right, but I just don't think lying is very good, you know?

Well, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do to fit in, especially with these country club people.

They're ruthless.

If it helps you fit in, I guess.

I think I could definitely help you, you know?

Mm-hmm, I'm sure that you're more than capable of helping me.

You and those bank strong hands, I mean, come on.

Well, you did make me this wonderful sandwich.

I know. I take care of you and you take care of me.

This is what I need here, a sandwich, you, things to have fun with.

All right, I guess I will help you.

Oh, perfect. Thank you, honey.

Well, you have to realize that we're going to have to do a lot of hard training.

I don't know what your cardio's like at all.

I mean, I walk the dogs, so I'm sure I'm fine.

Hmm, you walk the dogs.

It can't be that hard. Come on, let's go train.

All right, I'll tell you what. After my sandwich, I'll meet you in the gym, okay?

Okay. All right, well, I'm going to go change and I'll meet you in there, okay?

Okay. All right.

I'm going to show that bitch Karen up.

Mm-hmm. Thanks, honey.

You're welcome.

Oh, she has no idea what she got herself into.

All right, Mom, first things first, let's get that blood flowing.

Let's start warming.

On the treadmill? Yeah, on the treadmill.

We got to warm up.

Don't I walk enough? I think I'm okay.

Oh, no, no, come on. Do you want my help or not?

Okay. I mean, it's just walking. How hard can it be?

Well, it's not meant to be hard. It's meant to warm up, you know?

Just get a warm up and just get the blood flowing here, through your body here, here, you know, all that fun stuff.

Especially not necessarily here, but, you know, just get the blood flowing.

Get it flowing. I'm going.

I'm going. Let's set it to a very low setting so it'll be fine.

Just easing my muscles into it?

Mm-hmm.

This is how I do it, Coach?

Yes.

Such a good son helping me train.

Absolutely. That's good. You know, I put the settings pretty low, but it's a good start.

You just focus on that and I'll just...

Okay.

Focus on these and...

Yeah, because I really, really have to be in the best shape ever.

I do.

That girl Rebecca said that she ran a marathon the other day.

Eww.

Mom, this is restricting me. Can you just take this off for me?

Oh, this?

Yeah.

Yeah. Will it help my workout?

No. It'll help me though.

Okay.

Thanks, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Right.

How much longer do I have to do this?

For a while. I just really want to get the blood flow going and...

Okay.

You know.

So we have to do this in order for me to play tennis?

Okay, listen. This is all about getting the workout, getting you back in shape so you can at least somewhat play tennis, okay?

I'm going to try my best to train you first of all to be in shape. The tennis comes later today, okay?

Okay.

Maybe tomorrow, depending on how things go.

This is going to take multiple days?

Yeah.

Wow.

We have like a week or two to train, right? When's the tournament coming?

I thought it was just going to be like one day before the tennis match and then I'd just be ready to go.

But when is the tournament? You said it was a week?

It's on Saturday, yeah.

So it's basically a week to get you in shape.

Yeah.

You know, he will train for years for tennis.

Years?

Yeah, it's like golf. It's not an easy sport.

Golf?

You think golf is easy?

Looks pretty easy. When your dad plays it, I mean, he doesn't ever come back sweating.

Well, because they're just sitting there drinking beers all day. Real golfers have to actually, it's a challenge, you know?

Oh.

It's an actual challenge. So it's not going to be easy.

I thought this trophy life thing would be a lot easier.

No, it's not. You actually have to try and do something for once.

Ugh.

I know. I know. You're so funny.

All right. I think we've had enough of this thing. Let's start stretching you out.

I can do that.

Okay.

I do Pilates three times a week. I know how to stretch.

Okay. Well, show me your first stretching. Let's see here. Okay.

Like this?

Yeah. No, this looks pretty good. Just stay there for a second.

Yeah, you can use my calves. Go ahead. Use my calves. There we go.

Mm-hmm.

Yep. That's good, Mom.

It's funny. You actually remind me a lot of my Pilates trainer.

Oh.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Mm-hmm.

You just stay right there.

Okay.

I'm just going to get a better view of the stretching. Okay.

Am I doing it right?

Yeah. Just hold still. I just want to...

Okay.

I just want to poke your holes real quick, Mom. Okay?

Okay.

Yeah. This looks good. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Keep it going.

Oh, yeah. That's wonderful. Keep going.

Mm-hmm.

Is that stretch helping?

Oh, yeah. I'm definitely feeling it in my legs.

Okay. Keep going. Go up again and down again.

This is great, Mom. I'm glad we could spend time.

I know. I'm so glad I got to spend time with you, honey.

Keep those reps going.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

You know what, Mom? This would be better.

I feel like these pants are restricting you.

I need to get a better view. Can you just take these pants off?

Yeah. I can do that.

Do it closer to me.

Over here, Mom. Yeah, there we go.

I like watching you get naked.

Okay.

And this is going to help with my workout?

No, not really, but it's going to help me.

Oh, okay. Well, as long as my trainer's happy.

Yep. That's right.

I'm happy.

All right. Just stay right there.

Okay.

What's another exercise you can do?

Stretch my arms.

Oh, yeah. You want to use arms for tennis?

Yeah. Stretch your arms out.

Okay.

Hold me down here for a second.

Mm-hmm.

Just keep stretching.

Okay.

Don't tip over on me.

Sorry, I just remembered Morse code.

All right. Then we get up from underneath here. You just keep over there.

Oh, hold on. Oh, yeah.

Checking out your technique here.

This looks great. Is the stretching helping?

Yeah, it's helping a lot.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, that looks wonderful.

I think stretching's my favorite part so far.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

That's good. That's the easy part.

We'll get into the hard part soon enough.

That looks good.

Yeah?

Well, I didn't know you're so flexible.

Just like that?

Wow, you're incredibly flexible.

Yeah, I'm very flexible.

Oh, I have no idea.

This is like almost like you're possessed.

All right.

I think we've had plenty of great views down here.

Okay.

Honey, do you feel warmed up?

I feel, yeah, I feel pretty warmed up.

Do you feel limber?

Yeah.

Okay.

I can be a little looser, but...

No, no, I like things to be tight on you.

Okay.

All right. Why don't you go to the bench here?

I'll get off there.

I don't want to.

All right.

Okay.

Are you familiar with, how do you say, back rows?

Ooh, I think I know what you're talking about.

So...

I'm going to start with the other arm first.

I just want to start with your left.

This one?

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, like that.

Okay.

Why do those?

I'm just going to sit here and just come down, kind of service me while you work out, okay?

You're doing great.

Thank you, honey.

All right.

Now let's do the other side.

Okay.

So, like right here?

Yeah.

Let me see.

Go ahead and give it a...

Yeah, that looks good to me.

Okay.

Just don't mind me, Mom.

Okay.

My arms are getting so sore.

You won't because you never used them before.

You know what I mean?

I'm just trying to keep myself warm.

You just stay there.

You have to do what you need to do.

Yeah.

Just going to use your holes real quick.

All this got me excited.

Getting your cardio in, huh?

Yeah, you can see that.

Oh, how many more of these do I need to do?

Well, take a rest real quick.

Okay.

That's the arms.

The most important thing is to...

Stretch my arms up here.

Yeah.

Second stretch real quick.

Don't mind me back here.

All right.

So we're going to do another set of 12 reps on each side.

Okay.

First, let's just stay on this side a little bit, okay?

Okay.

Well, I like this side.

I think this is your weaker side.

What's that?

Three?

Six.

Yeah.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

Should I do this side?

Do that.

Yeah, go ahead.

Give that a try there.

Yeah, you can do it like that.

Move this way.

There.

There we go.

Perfect.

Three.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Okay.

Fair enough.

You do your thing honey.

I mean you trained me so hard.

You put in so much effort to make me good and I just, so wasn't.

I'm sorry I let you down.

It's okay.

But at least I know I can bring something back up.

Mm-hmm.

That's good.

Hey mom scoot on the bed for me.

Okay.

All right that's far enough.

Come right here.

Thanks mom.

You're the best.

There we go.

Oh yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Are you shocked for me for a new bed?

Yeah we could probably do that.

Sounds like a bunch of people DJing at the same time.

Yeah.

I mean it's probably from you and all your girlfriends breaking this bed in.

Stand there mom.

You just keep shopping.

Mm-hmm.

Well mom.

Mm-hmm.

Let me help you.

Had a very valuable lesson.

Oh yeah.

And I guess you gonna make dinner?

I'm going out to dinner with your father.

That's right.

Would you?

All right fine.

I'm gonna see you when my sister's up to then.

Okay.

[Music]