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- All right.

I think this is, is this the place?

- Yep, this looks like it.

Looks like the house.

- One, two, one, two.

- Yep, that's it.

- Perfect, it looks huge.

- All right, she's here?

- She said she's inside already.

Yeah, let's go meet her inside.

- When we get in, have you told her anything about us?

Does she know?

- No, I didn't think that that needed to be brought up.

Did you?

- I didn't say anything to her, it was like, you know,

just like.

- I think it'll be fine.

She'll be fine, she won't even notice.

- Okay, and what did she say the wrong most?

Did she say?

- I don't think she said yet.

She said she wanted to show us it first,

see if we liked it, and then she'll let us know.

- Okay, let's go.

- I'm excited.

(door creaking)

- I think she will walk in.

- Yeah, yeah, I think.

- Hey Jasmine.

- Hey.

- So nice to finally meet you.

- Good.

- Bobby, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you guys.

I'll be showing you around.

- Super excited, it looks huge.

- It is, it's in a great location.

It's 3,000 square feet, and there's a front and backyard.

- Nice, nice.

How's the neighborhood?

- The neighborhood is very good.

It's in the top percentile.

- Okay, crime.

- Very low around here.

- Okay.

- Quiet around here?

- Yeah, there's a good neighborhood watch.

- Oh wow, schools nearby?

- There are some schools nearby.

Great elementary and a great high school.

- Okay, I mean.

- Do you guys have any kids?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we're just, this is actually our first time

looking to get a place together, so.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, we've never really, we've never lived together

before, you know.

- Well, how long have you been dating?

- About three years now.

So I think it's time to move, you know, to the next step.

- Oh yeah, definitely, definitely.

- Yeah, this house is beautiful.

- Yeah, there's a great master bedroom

I wanna show you guys upstairs,

and there's a wine cellar downstairs.

Are you guys wine drinkers?

- I know I am.

- Of course, yeah.

- Perfect.

- Yeah, we would love some wine.

- This sounds like a great spot for you guys.

- Could be, yeah.

Let's say, is there a pool back there as well?

- Oh yeah, there's a pool and jacuzzi.

- Oh great.

- Does the maintenance come with the price of the place,

or is it, do we have to pay for that ourselves?

- Yeah, you do have to pay for that yourself,

but it is fully furnished.

- Oh, it comes with everything?

- It does.

- Oh, you didn't say that, babe.

- I didn't really know, actually.

- Yeah, it's 5,000 a month.

- Oh.

- Is that okay with you guys?

- It's, wait, hold on, 5,000?

- Yeah, 5,000.

- That's quite expensive.

- Yeah, this is our first time moving in together.

5,000 is gonna be a little bit of a hit.

- Yeah.

- Oh, yikes.

Okay.

- Well, I have some other properties I could show you.

- Are they as nice as this one?

- No, this is, I mean, in my opinion, this is the best one.

- Yeah, this fits everything we want, right?

- It does, I really like it.

Maybe, hmm.

- I'm liking the pool and all the neighborhood stuff

sounds really, really nice.

How are the neighbors themselves?

Are they nosy or do they keep it themselves?

What's their situation?

- They're very quiet and there's a six-foot fence

surrounded, so it's very private.

So you could be out there doing whatever you want.

- But they don't really bother you at all?

- No, not at all.

It's very quiet.

So we can just be swimming and kind of walking around

doing whatever we want to do.

- Yeah, they keep to themselves.

- Okay, very cool, very cool.

Do you want to check out the master bedroom?

- I'd love to look more at this place, yeah, for sure.

Well, let me show you guys.

- Okay, great.

So this is it, huh?

- This is the master bedroom I was telling you guys about.

- I love it.

- There's a bathroom right over here and a great view.

Nice, nice, nice, nice.

- Well, we furnished.

- Well, the bed comes too?

- Yeah.

- And that little thing right there,

whatever that's called?

- Everything, yeah, a little ottoman.

- Ottoman, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'll be, that can come in handy, huh?

- It's good placement.

- Yeah, all right.

- Very nice up here, very big, very spacious.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely, absolutely.

Can we talk about this rent really quick?

What are you looking to charge?

- 5,000.

- Okay.

That's like, all right.

- Is that gonna be an issue?

- It's a lot.

- Yeah, it's a lot.

Could you give us just a moment

to talk about some stuff really quick?

- Yeah, of course, take your time.

I don't wanna rush you.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, of course.

- Hmm.

So, what do you think?

- I love this place so much.

- I know, so do I, but it's just, it's a lot, a lot.

I mean, it's everything that we want, right?

- Yes, it's huge.

I have a pool.

- I love the pool part.

- The neighborhood's a main dream.

- I love the, I mean, yeah, I guess, the school part,

whatever, we don't really care about that, but.

- I mean, I guess, but yes, amazing schools.

- And then, it'd be great to have friends over.

- It is very big for parties.

- That part's good.

- I'm sure we could work something out, right?

- With her?

- With all of it, with something.

There's gotta be a way.

- Yeah, I mean, we'll see if we can,

any little room or anything like that.

- Yeah.

- But if she can wiggle around,

it's something that you'll want?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Whatever it takes, I just really want this place.

- I mean, I think it's, yeah, it's exactly what we want,

so let's, yeah, should we see what she says?

Can change the place a little bit?

- Yeah, let's do that.

- Okay.

Yeah, let's, hey, Jasmine?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You want the bed?

- Yeah, yeah, we had a couple questions for you, actually.

- Yeah, shoot.

- Come on in.

So, the price is a little bit much

for what we're looking for, budget-wise, right?

This is our first time moving in together,

we both work and everything, but still it's like,

it's just a little bit much to take on budget-wise,

you know what I'm saying?

- Okay.

- So, is there any wiggle room,

we don't have any children,

we're not gonna damage your place,

we're just, we can give you more money up front

or whatever it is that you would need to

kinda make a deal, if that makes sense?

- Well, I mean,

I don't know if I can do anything,

I feel like my hands might be a little tied.

- You don't think there's anything we could work out?

We're just so in love with this place.

It would be everything if we could,

for our first place together,

it would be everything if this could be it.

- I really wanna help you guys out.

What are you guys doing, is it the relationship you guys have?

- Of this?

- Yeah.

- This is something that we kinda like,

developed a little while ago called a free use,

is what it is, so I just kinda use her whenever,

you know, whenever I need my sexual desires fulfilled,

you know, that's what she's here for.

- Oh, okay, well, I mean--

- Have you heard a lot about it?

- I've heard about it, but I've never known anybody,

so you guys are first.

- Okay, it's a lot of fun, I mean--

- Is it exclusive just to you guys, or can anyone join?

- Oh, we've talked about like,

having people be a part of it before,

like, we've talked about it before,

like, having people be a part of it before,

we've never really had anyone be a part of it,

but we've definitely talked about it, so.

- Okay, well, let me tell you what I can do.

- Okay.

- I can drop the price down to 2,000.

- Really?

- If I'm able to join your group.

- Oh, you wanna be a part of this?

- Yeah, it sounds very interesting.

- Babe, what do you think?

- I think that's a really good idea.

Like, especially we'll show you the ropes, you know,

and introduce you to it.

- I'd love that.

- And that's a really, really good deal.

- I'd love-- - 2,000 would be like,

we'll take it today.

- Oh yeah, for sure.

- This place is already furnished,

we're ready to move in, like, now.

- Okay, well then, I think we've got ourselves a deal.

- Fantastic.

- That's amazing.

- That's great. - Thank you so much.

- It's amazing. - Oh my gosh,

I'm looking forward to this.

- All right. - You're fantastic.

- Yeah, just let us know when you're like,

ready to like, enter into this whole thing,

and we can make it happen, for sure.

- Okay, great, yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah, I'd love to get this going,

I'm just gonna go send some paperwork in,

and get everything finalized,

and I'll meet you guys back here.

- Okay, sounds good.

Thank you, thank you so much.

This is, you've made our dreams come true with this,

so, like, unbelievably.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- What do you think, babe?

- I'm so happy that we got the place that we were dreaming of.

- Yeah.

- So perfect.

- It's gonna make everything good, huh?

- Perfect deal.

- Celebrate with the recruit partner, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

What a way to celebrate the new page.

- Mm-hmm, absolutely.

(groaning)

(sipping)

- You made a little bit of a mess, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

So dirty down here.

Just wanted to clean it up a little bit.

- You wanna do that?

- Mm-hmm.

- What are you liking about this?

- I love it here.

- Yeah? - It's perfect.

- What do you like about your favorite thing?

- Mm, definitely the pool.

- Yeah, I like the pool too, it's a lot of fun.

So much fun.

- Mm-hmm, what's your favorite part?

- I like the pool too.

- Don't yell at me about the pool.

- I bet it was my favorite part, I like all of it.

The price is nice, everything is amazing.

- That's right, the price is nice.

- It really is.

(sighing)

Tell me I miss a spot when I'm cleaning up your mess.

- Our mess?

(laughing)

You hate to, didn't you?

Come in!

Are you sweating, anybody?

- No, maybe just the landlord.

- Oh, come in!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hey guys, how's it going?

- Jasmine, how are you?

- Hi. - Oh, I'm good.

Just coming in to check on you guys and pick up that rent.

- Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love it.

Yeah, how's your Saturday going?

- Oh, it's good, just chilling, how about y'all's?

- Just cleaning up from breakfast, so, you know.

Yeah, can't complain, can't complain.

- Yeah, how's everything working out with the free use?

- Everything has been, I mean, amazing, right, babe?

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah, everything has just been absolutely fucking perfect.

How are you liking it?

- It's working great for me.

- Yeah, that's the whole thing about everything,

is it kind of just like works out for everybody,

it's absolutely--

- It's a win-win.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%, 100%, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Did you guys get a chance to check out the pool?

- Oh, we've definitely checked out the pool a few times.

- What, did we do the party?

- 100%, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, it's been hot lately, so the pool is like,

very nice to come to get dip in.

- Yeah, yeah, definitely like that, 100%.

- The neighbors have been quiet for you, right?

- We haven't heard a peep from them.

- I don't think I've even seen them.

- Yeah, I haven't seen even one either.

- Maybe they're just working different hours.

- Could be, could be.

But I mean, I don't know, when we're out there,

it's like kind of late sometimes,

so maybe they're sleeping.

We're out there naked a lot, so maybe they saw us,

they're just like, we're gonna avoid those neighbors there.

- You know, you never know.

- What's up?

- Oh, that's good.

- Oh, you guys are enjoying the property.

- Oh yeah, absolutely, we're enjoying the property.

And the landlords, you've been the nicest landlord

we've ever had in our lives.

- Oh my gosh.

- For like a couple just like getting themselves going here,

like, you know.

- You guys are so sweet.

- I can't say no.

- You tried right away, but.

- Mm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll see everything going on today, anything exciting?

- I think I'm gonna go grab a drink with a friend later

and that's probably it.

- A wine night or what?

- Yeah, exactly.

- Okay.

- I see you guys have the glasses out,

did you have some red or some white?

- I had a red, she had a white.

- Oh yeah.

- That's why it was fun.

- It was fun.

- Dacuzzi with wine, 10 out of 10,

would do that again for sure.

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

- Mm.

Yeah, this is like fucking one of the best situations

we've ever had as far as this goes.

- This is, you know, I haven't done this with anyone before

so this is amazing.

- I'm glad it's working out so well.

- That's what you were saying, but you like it?

- Oh my gosh, yeah, it's like, it's so fucking cool.

- Yeah, with other people, I don't know,

we've never really had a bad experience with it,

but you know, some interesting ones for sure.

But you've been nothing but a pleasure.

- Oh yeah, and likewise,

you guys are like great.

- Getting into it, getting started with everything.

- Oh yeah, it's great tenants and great people,

love this arrangement we have going on.

It's perfect.

- Yeah, 100%, 100%.

We saw them put some flyers out,

they were missing a dog around here.

- Oh.

- Did they find it?

- I didn't see that, no.

I hope so.

- Yeah, I hope so, we'll see.

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- You got rules for this arrangement?

- Rules?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, we got a few rules, right there.

- Yeah, it took a while, but we would have finally worked out

all the kinks, got some good rules.

- Yeah, I mean, if you're like,

just go into it with like no rules at all,

well then it's gonna fail, you know?

Jealousy is gonna be there and someone's gonna get upset

and everything else like that.

But you know, do you wanna hear about it?

- Yeah.

- Why don't you come up here

and tell her about the rules here.

- Wow, really good rules that we have are,

you know, keeping it away from any,

you know, any way it can ruin the livelihood, work,

friends, you know, no family involved.

- Oh yeah, no family.

- That would get too complicated.

- Yeah, you get like a weird uncle in there

and it just all goes to shit.

- Oh no.

- Friends, like close friends, if they,

if you think it's gonna damage things,

definitely stay away from that.

- That can be tricky for sure.

- Yeah.

- Oh, okay.

- Make sure that everyone that we're doing this with

is getting tested, right?

We've seen that place get tested.

- Oh yeah.

- You know, yeah.

- That's a really good rule.

That's another rule that we have.

- Well, it seems to be working for you guys, so.

- Yeah, for sure.

- Make sure, you know, communication, very open and honest.

- Yeah, the honesty is like a big one.

You gotta be honest with what's going on.

- Absolutely.

- Or there's just absolutely no way for it to work.

- Yeah.

- And trust is a huge component in all of this.

- Oh yeah.

Definitely I can see the trust.

- But like, you know, like you see how it works here.

It's just like, you know, whatever we wanna do

and hope you're having fun and, you know,

we just keep moving from there, so.

- You've been a great addition for sure.

- Oh, thanks guys.

- And you're liking it?

- Oh my God, I love it.

- Yeah, what do you like about it?

- You know, it's just, it's like so easy

and just so convenient.

- Yeah, it really is.

- Mm-hmm.

- It really is, 100%.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's not for everybody though.

Can you see yourself doing this with somebody else?

- I don't know.

I mean, you guys are just like perfect, so like.

- Likewise.

- Anybody else, I don't know.

- Yeah, we just feel like kinda weird.

- Maybe, but I mean, you guys are just like.

- Like any of your girlfriends,

the girlfriend you're going out with for drinks tonight.

Do you think that like,

you can do this with her husband?

- Maybe, I may ask her.

- That'd be interesting, huh?

Get another group of them mixed here.

- Yeah, just start freezing everyone.

- That could be a dream, huh?

- What are you guys gonna make for dinner?

- I don't know, babe, what are you making?

- Hmm, maybe pasta.

- Oh, I was thinking lasagna.

- That's my favorite.

- No wine.

- Oh yeah, you have to.

It'll be like Italian night.

- Yeah, love a good Italian night.

You can have some bread, some wine, lasagna.

- Yeah.

- It's like a beat it.

- Sounds perfect.

- 100%.

- I'm so glad you guys got this place.

- Yeah, it's good.

- You can imagine being anywhere else but here.

- Oh, it's perfect for you guys.

You can like, you know, it's just big

and pool, the yard, the neighborhood, everything.

- Yeah, it'd be really fun

if you came over for a wine night too.

- Oh yeah.

- Spa night, wine night.

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

Oh my God, I'd love that.

- Let's get up there, honey.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.

Hmm, I haven't done this in a little while, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

- Before I do that.

- Oh, you know.

- Oh, oh my God.

- Would you marry me?

- Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, what?

This is so random.

- Yes, yes, I will, this is crazy.

- Oh my God.

- Yeah.

- Oh my gosh, so much to do now.

- I'm so glad you came over to meet me, Adeline.

- This is so great, I'm so glad you came over.

- Congratulations, oh.

I'm so happy for you guys.

- I was waiting for you to come back over

'cause you know, it becomes such a big part of our lives.

- Oh my God, you've been such a big part of our lives.

Thank you so much for being a part of it.

- I can't wait.

- Oh my God.

- You're amazing.

- You excited?

- I'm so fucking excited.

So perfect.

I have so much to plan now.

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

Is there an inside wedding or an outside wedding?

- Oh my gosh.

- Let me see that one.

Yeah, let me see that ring one.

- I don't know, maybe an outdoor one would be nice.

- Oh yeah, that would be great.

- What do you think, outdoor wedding?

- Whatever you want, maybe two weddings.

Well, it's our wedding, but you know,

it's gonna be your big day, so.

And Ja'V, you're of course gonna be there, right?

- Oh my God, yeah, I'll be the maid of honor.

- Oh, please, please, you've been so close to us.

- Oh my God.

- Closer to them than a lot of people in our lives.

- Oh my gosh, thank you.

- You know 100% this wouldn't have happened without you.

- Oh my God, you guys are too sweet.

- Well no, we, you know, we got this place

and we started living together

and everything kind of just, for me,

just like felt so right and--

- It's all falling into place.

- Yeah, it's all because of you.

- Oh my gosh.

- Without you, there's no way this would have happened.

- Oh, you guys are too sweet.

There's so much to plan though, oh shit.

- You're gonna help me plan everything, right?

- Oh my God, let's start looking for dresses tomorrow.

- Oh, let's do it.

- Oh my gosh.

(both breathing heavily)

- Oh, oh my gosh.

- It's only gonna get better than this.

- I'm ready to come already.

I'm ready to come for you already, baby.

- Oh my gosh.

I'm so fucking happy for you guys.

- Every step of the way too.

- Yes, I'll help you plan everything.

- Look at it.

- You're gonna be doing it.

- I'm so jealous.

(both breathing heavily)

- Oh, you're putting it back in there.

(both breathing heavily)

- All right fiance, we gotta get a little celebration.

- Let's do that, let's set up for this party.

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

Okay.

- Oh my God.

This looks amazing.

- Do you love it?

- Yeah. - We gotta get it set up.

- Doesn't it look so good?

- This looks fantastic.

- We got some balloons and streamers.

- I know, we've got some from the garage.

We've spelled it out one by one, letter by letter.

- Wow.

- Is it enough balloons do you think?

- Look at this whole thing.

- I think we need a couple more balloons.

- Do you think?

- What time is people getting here?

- What do we say?

- I think in like 30 minutes.

- 30 minutes and a half.

That sounds about right.

- It's gonna be perfect, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- These balloons, they're a little hard to blow up.

- They're a little struggle bus.

- Struggle bus?

(laughing)

- But they're fun and they're cute.

- They're so fun. - No fun for me, no huh?

- No, I thought, why not, why not again?

Draw my mouth.

- Ooh, both of them.

- We thought exactly the same.

- That's awesome.

- Would you like one?

- That is amazing. - I can't give it.

- My nails won't blow out.

- You guys blowed with yourselves?

- We did.

- She came over early, helped me.

Been perfect help.

- It's been so fun.

- Best landlord ever, huh?

- Best.

- I'm glad we became so close.

- Oh my God, you guys are the best.

- So tricky.

- Is that the balloons?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.

Are we getting food ordered a little also?

- Catering, right?

We have a catering.

- Yeah, we're getting some sushi coming.

- Ooh.

- Very excited for that.

- Yeah, that's gonna be exciting.

- Yummy.

- We got the full bar service too.

- Yep.

- Hold on.

You have it on the wrong finger.

What are you doing?

- Oh my goodness.

I must have been just so excited.

I put it on the wrong finger.

- That's better.

- So I mean.

- Oops.

- I'm trying so hard to tie these damn fucking balloons.

- I can't get on so tricky.

- Oh my gosh, are you guys excited for the big day?

- Yeah, we haven't really set a date yet,

but I'm thinking like, what, like five months?

- That's a great time.

- Let me tie this for you.

- Thank you.

Thank you for helping us.

- Let me know if that works.

- No, it's stuck on my finger.

- Oh wait, there it goes.

- There it goes again.

(laughing)

- Timore, did it get tied?

- Oh no.

- No, I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna rip her nail off.

- Oh no, we're good, we're good.

- Rip the nail off before the party?

Oh my God.

- That would have been a crisis.

- Oh my gosh.

Thankfully everything's A-okay.

- Do you like the colors yellow?

Did we like that for congrats, right?

- Yeah, I really like this ring balloon.

- Favorite part.

- That you suggested.

- It's my favorite part.

- Yeah, it's your party babe.

It's, I mean, I'm just here, you know what I mean?

- It's gonna be so fun.

- I'm gonna just blow up a couple more.

- What time, you said 30 minutes?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, probably about 30 minutes.

- Okay.

- Some guests arriving.

- Some planning before these guys get here?

- Excited to see all of our friends.

- Are they gonna be excited?

How many people did you invite?

- It's about like 30 people.

- Oh wow, okay.

30 people?

- Yeah.

- That'll be good, I hope they don't

trash your house too much.

- Oh, I hope not.

(bag rustling)

- I'm sure she'll keep them intact.

- Yeah.

- Oh yeah, don't go too crazy guys, landlord is here.

(laughing)

You need some cocktails?

- Yeah.

- Or the wine, what are we doing?

- An assortment of such.

- Exactly, both.

- Okay.

- I'm mixing it up.

- Okay.

- Oh yeah.

- I cannot wait.

Do they bring gifts to a gigging party

or is it just like a party party?

- I think they're gonna bring,

I think some people are gonna bring some stuff.

- Okay.

- I think they're gonna like the decorations though.

- Okay.

(indistinct)

- I think chips and salsa.

- Chips and salsa and then sushi?

(laughing)

- It's a little bit for everybody.

- Sure.

Sure, sure, sure.

You know what would be awesome too

if we had gotten a taco truck.

Ooh, but a wedding won't do that.

- Uh huh, that's a good plan.

- That'll be fun.

- Uh huh.

- You excited for this thing too, Jasmine?

- Oh yeah, I can't wait.

- Oh, you're the first one here

to help with decorating and everything.

- Yeah, you guys are my best friend.

- Yeah, same, same, same, same.

(chips crunching)

- Maybe we'll find a guy for you here, huh?

- Maybe, I still have to ask my friends

about that free use with them.

- Ooh, that'll be fun.

See how that goes.

- Uh huh.

- Did you talk to your friends the other night

about it, about anything?

- No, I still have to.

But I feel like she's gonna say yes.

- You excited about that?

- Oh yeah, I think we're super close.

We talk like all the time.

- About this stuff?

Or not yet, no, yeah, not yet.

- No, just about, you know, things going on.

- Okay, but they're excited for you, like.

Hope they're excited, fingers crossed that they're excited.

- Then I just hope you don't leave us.

- Oh, never.

- Create a rotation.

- Yeah.

- Rotation of our free use friends, fucking great.

- Mm hmm.

- What kinds of food do you get here?

Before the guests or after the guests arrive?

- It might get here a little bit after the guests arrive.

- Yeah, a little bit of people struggling with it anyways.

- Yeah, they're gonna have drinks first.

- Gotta do that.

Do we have to do a toast here?

- Oh my gosh, yeah, you guys should definitely do a toast.

- I have to do a toast?

- Yeah, you should prepare something.

- Think about it now.

- Start thinking now, yeah.

- Well, like we met three years ago

and we just started living together

and oh my God, everything's really perfect.

Do I mention this to everybody?

- I feel like we have a half and half situation

on people who know, so.

- It's kind of a little.

- Uh huh.

- Well, I mean, we're still gonna continue

like what we do while the people are here, right?

- Yeah.

- Like maybe have a deal with it.

- Absolutely.

- It's our lifestyle, it's our party, so.

- Very.

- Mm hmm.

- I wonder if we'll be excited.

(slurping)

- Bring Mike.

- Have a whole party joining in.

- Mm hmm.

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- So that'd be fun.

(slurping)

- Hold on, hold on.

Rule number one, sit down, the number's coming.

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- Uh oh, you don't separate it.

You don't wanna break the rules.

- Yeah.

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- Right?

- Mm hmm.

(slurping)

- Like I think you left something upstairs

and have to go to the bathroom.

(slurping)

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- What up music we getting to DJ?

- Oh yeah, what do you guys wanna listen to?

- What do you want?

I listen to everything.

(slurping)

- I think I hired one of our DJ friends to come.

We'll see if they show up.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh really, okay.

They're bringing all their stuff

but it's gonna use like the house speaker.

- Mm, they're bringing their stuff.

- Oh that's cool.

- If they show up.

But if not, then we'll use the house speakers.

Plan B.

- Really, that's fun.

- Mm hmm.

- Like I said, I'm just here for the party.

I'm here for sushi and salsa and some cocktails.

I'm making toast.

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- Oh my god.

It's gonna be a good party.

- Mm hmm.

(slurping)

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- That's so fucking good.

That's amazing.

I love it.

Love it, love it, love it.

(slurping)

- You can put your head right here.

Couple more, come here.

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- Oh yeah, I took a couple more balloons.

- Couple more?

- Yeah.

- Can't wait for that food to get here.

- Yeah, that's gonna be exciting.

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Get that head down there.

Just like that.

(slurping)

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Did they ever find that dog that was missing?

- I have no idea.

- I hope so.

- I keep seeing the flyer though.

- Oh no, I hope he's found his way home.

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Any guests that are coming that we should be aware about?

- I know that crazy, one of those crazy neighbors

that we met recently.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

- Like you think they'll be, just like not good?

- Well she said she was gonna stop by

for a couple seconds or something, you know.

- Okay.

- Probably just to get some food.

- Probably, we still haven't really met any of the neighbors.

They're probably gonna be like,

"Who the hell are these people?"

And you're engaged, congratulations, we're out here.

(slurping)

Anyone you're excited to meet?

Jasmine?

- No, I don't.

I have like some friends coming in, I'm excited to see them.

- Okay.

- And some I haven't seen in a little while,

so I'm glad they're coming over.

- That's always fun.

- And we can meet you guys.

- Yeah, of course, absolutely.

Absolutely.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm, yeah.

- You were fucking great today, for sure.

- Mm-hmm.

(slurping)

- Mm, yeah.

We should get up there, honey.

- Mm-hmm.

(slurping)

- Oh, shit.

(groaning)

(laughing)

- I'm so excited to meet your friends.

- Oh my God, they're gonna love you.

- Look at you guys, I just love how much you guys get along.

It's fucking so good.

So glad to see you, honey.

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- I can't wait till that food gets here.

I am getting hungry, for sure.

- Uh-huh.

- Working up an appetite, 100%.

- Oh my God.

I'm gonna thank you so much.

- Oh, so fucking good.

- Best sushi place in town, for sure.

- Oh, it's so fucking good.

- Mm-hmm.

(groaning)

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- Cocktails, I'm having a read-up.

- Oh, what are you guys gonna drink?

You think wine or?

- I'm having cocktails.

- Cocktails, yeah.

- Yeah, for sure.

- After this workout, I'm gonna need some food

and a margarita, and I'll be perfect.

- I'm craving like a whiskey, ginger,

or something really good like that.

- Oh, she's gonna go nuts tonight.

(laughing)

Pretty much out for Jasmine tonight.

- You're gonna be the crazy one at the party.

- It's usually you, babe.

- It's time to switch it up.

(laughing)

- We're gonna be married now,

so you gotta have a download.

- I have to optimize the gig or whatever.

- Oh my god, you guys are gonna be so cute.

- I'm so excited for you guys.

It's the next step.

- All because of you, for sure.

- Oh, I can't take all the credit.

You guys have been together for three years.

- Yeah, but you like lit the spark for us.

- All right, I'll take that credit.

- In more ways than one.

You gave us this place, and a great rye fries.

You came into our lives,

and it's been a bliss ever since.

- Oh, you guys are too sweet.

- Just saying the truth.

Just saying the truth.

(groaning)

- Oh yeah, let me.

- You need help with those shoes, babe?

- Sure, why not?

- Such a cute dress you got on too, Katie.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, we went shopping all day for that thing.

(laughing)

- It took a while.

- It took a while.

- It took a while.

- Some lit going on, a confetti.

- Yeah.

(gagging)

(slurping)

- It's been such a fucking great day.

- It's gonna be a great party.

I can't wait.

- Yeah.

Do you gotta give it to us too, babe?

- Maybe.

We'll see how big yours is.

(laughing)

- We'll let you go first, how about that?

- She doesn't need one to do.

- She doesn't want it to.

- It's all about me, right?

- Yeah.

Fuck what I want, this wedding is horseshit.

(laughing)

What's this table for right here?

- Oh, that's for the sushi so they can lay it out.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, the sushi's not here yet.

(laughing)

- Well, these are for something else.

- Exactly.

- Exactly.

(grunting)

- You look good on it too.

- Yeah, I would just serve it like this

and let everybody come in and enjoy, yeah.

(laughing)

- Look what we have set up for you.

It's a great introduction to having a big, short sport.

(laughing)

- The best appetizer out there, huh?

- Ooh.

(laughing)

(groaning)

- What do you think they want to stay for?

Is there noise ordinance in the neighborhood?

- I mean, they'll probably stay for like a couple hours.

- Hopefully not too long.

- Yeah, not too long.

'Cause we got things to do.

(laughing)

- Oh, the jacuzzi party has started, you guys gotta go.

(laughing)

- I didn't tell anybody to bring a bathing suit, so.

- We never wear one, so.

(laughing)

- Let's see if any of your friends want to join too.

- Oh yeah.

- There's only people who can stay long.

- Exactly.

(laughing)

- You gotta join the club.

- Mm-hmm.

- I mean, that's what we'll do,

we'll just walk up and grab their tits

and see if they flinch.

(laughing)

- I hope you guys,

I think I got all your favorite sushi.

- What'd you get?

- I got a couple of different rolls, so.

I think you'll like 'em.

- I'm sure we will.

It's not to like.

- And one of their soy sauce, they're unhappy.

- Yeah, that wasabi.

- Yeah.

That fresh wasabi.

- I love that spice.

So fucking good.

(moaning)

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- Love all those tits on it.

(moaning)

- I like when you do that too.

- Oh, you got some kind of tit, that's fucking great.

Oh look, babe, she's got some bit on a little bit, huh?

(moaning)

- Oh, nipple.

(moaning)

- Oh yeah.

Oh, sushi should be here any minute now.

- Tell 'em to give us 10 minutes.

- Okay.

(laughing)

- She's leaving, knocking on the door.

- Everyone can wait and ask the tits are burning.

- You guys do live here and this is your house.

- Yeah.

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- I'm glad we could use this table for something else.

- So many uses.

- Mm-hmm.

- Kim and Andy, you have great furniture.

(laughing)

- Absolutely.

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- I like seeing that ring on that pussy.

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- Leave it down this way, yeah?

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- Just feed those big fucking tits.

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- I'll love it in my face.

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- You should definitely get in the pool later.

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- I feel great in my cap.

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- What a great party, Tray.

(laughing)

- Do that and pop the champagne at the same time.

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- Nice and wet.

- Oh yeah, it's soaking.

It's soaking right now.

- Oh, that was the best party trick ever.

(laughing)

- Maybe I'll show it to anybody.

(moaning)

- Party tricks?

- Oh, uh.

(laughing)

- You put me on the spot. - Yeah, not on the spot.

(laughing)

- We got a lot of guests today, so.

- We just gotta start thinking. - We gotta do something.

- You gotta come up with a speech and you gotta come up with a party trick.

- I could do a split. - Oh my, there we go.

- There you go. - There you go.

- There you go.

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- Oh, that'll be my party trick.

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- Everybody watch this.

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- Oh my goodness.

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- Oh, that ring looks so fucking good on you too.

- It does, huh?

- I love it so much.

It's perfect. - Oh my god.

- They shone it off all night.

(laughing)

- Let me see.

(moaning)

- Yeah, she'll never ring off, girl.

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- Oh my gosh.

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- I'm gonna take this off. - Pull the thing off, yeah.

(moaning)

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- Thank you, girl. - That was tight.

- Yeah, it was tight on my titties.

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- Everything was on your titties.

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- Me too.

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- Yes.

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- Keep those feet pulled a little bit more.

Give you more leverage, yeah.

Lean it back a little bit more.

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- There you go.

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- I'm gonna put you in position right there.

- Oh yes, thank you.

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What a mess to clean up.

What a party trip.

There's your party trip.

That's it.

We figured it all out.

Should we uh,

clean up and get ready for the

pool to get here?

I guess so.

You guys decorated

the garden so we might as well have a party.

Yeah, I agree.

Let's go to waves.

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