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Ah, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Was it in or out?

I don't know.

It was behind a sock.

Morning, sweet cheeks.

My mother is literally the worst person

who ever breathed air and exhaled sulfur.

You have a mother.

Oh, don't pull that.

She cut me off.

Jesus, what'd you do?

She found my sugar daddy money.

But where?

In my bank account.

Do you share a bank account with your mother?

She set it up when I was seven.

I started with five dollars.

I was so cute.

Maybe you should get a new one.

They don't just give out bank accounts.

Yes, they do.

If you have a photo ID.

My mother said they gave me one

because she was such a good customer.

She lied to me?

She meant 'cause you were seven.

You can get one on your own now, believe me.

At a different bank.

Don't tell your mom about it.

It's too late.

She cut me off for selling my ass.

Is that what we're doing?

No?

Don't turn into my mother.

What the fuck even are we doing?

This is not why I came to the States.

Please, fucking rich people to get rich yourself

is the foundation of the American dream.

My tuition is due next Monday,

and I can't ask daddy for more money,

so I need more daddies.

You're gonna do double daddies?

I'm gonna have to do triple daddies, or I'm toast.

Is Gus okay with this?

Gus doesn't own me.

Oh, ha!

Goal, yeah!

Yeah!

What you making here?

Well, why don't you

find out for yourself?

That's not bad.

Not bad?

Not bad.

Not bad.

Holy shit.

You're a good cook.

I guess that makes sense,

owning three restaurants.

Oh, you're delicious all on your own.

You don't need my help.

Something tells me you've done that before.

Maybe.

Are there other mes?

There's no one like you.

You know what I mean.

Why are you asking?

Well, I got this friend,

and he's in relationships with multiple people.

A friend?

No, yeah, a friend.

Not me.

I'm not seeing anyone else.

There's no room in my life for anyone else at the moment.

That's the whole point of the arrangement.

But you, your libido is like a freight train.

You must see other people.

Must I?

- Mm. - Mm.

When I kiss your lips,

I wanna taste cock.

When I suck your dick, I wanna taste pussy.

That's the way it should be.

You wouldn't be jealous?

No.

There's no jealousy between us.

That's the whole point of the arrangement.

No complications, no jealousy, no love.

I was surprised to hear from you, actually.

Oh?

Mm, you'd be surprised

how many boys on that website are actually gay.

Really?

Especially the ones that are, well-groomed, fit,

and can actually carry on a conversation.

Your profile intrigued me.

I like to cut through the bull.

A sexual frankness is important to me.

I like a woman who knows what she wants.

Oh.

And how much she's willing to pay for it.

Well, I'd give you, mm,

1,000 a week, but!

You'd be at my beck and call.

I do have school.

I imagine you also like a man with ambition.

That depends entirely on the ambition.

To misguided ambitions.

Room 1201.

Give me 10 minutes?

Drink?

Yeah.

Mm, yeah.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

I thought I could do it.

It's not you.

You're hot as fuck.

Girl, I wanna have half your balls when I grow up.

It's just,

I'm as gay as Britney Spears

dressing a Cher doll in a rainbow tutu.

Then why waste my time, and yours?

I hit a bit of a cash flow crisis.

Well, let's not belabor it.

You're excused.

I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Don't worry about it.

You have to aim too high every once in a while

to learn your potential.

You said $1,000?

You couldn't get it up.

Well, we did say the payment was for my time, not for sex.

We say that in case the record comes up later in court.

Why?

Because there's someone who'd take you to court

if they knew about your taste for tender beef?

Someone you'd like me not to talk to?

How much would you pay for my silence?

3,000, but that would be to have you killed.

Oh my god, I love you.

You're still horny, right?

I did manage to get you turned on.

I have what you need.

Clearly not.

He's looking for a sugar mama.

Sweet as maple syrup.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer,

but weirdly obedient and gorgeous.

I'd test drive that model.

Stop what you're doing, and come to the Bel-Air Hotel

now, now, now.

High school graduate, works out six days a week,

and runs on the seventh.

His most discernible talent is, in fact,

pleasing women sexually.

Hey.

Hi, Tab.

Take off your shirt so Ella can see

how hard you work in the gym.

See?

Very obedient.

And is this something you've been looking for, Tab?

A sugar mama, so to speak?

Yeah.

And you find me attractive, sexually?

Like, enough to want to have sex?

Hell yeah.

Well.

Why don't you come here and let me feel your muscles?

Oh my god, oh.

Okay.

I guess you'll take it from here?

Stay and watch, and I'll give you that 1,000.

You smell good.

Oh, you are good.

Hey, what are you up to?

I'm horny as hell.

And I know I can get it up for you.

Wow, is that from the sonnets?

You drive me wild.

I think about you every day.

Sometimes, I think about you

when I'm having sex with other people.

You're gorgeous, and funny,

and you're a better dancer than me.

Every day?

Every day you think of me?

Don't get a big head.

I also think of Martha Stewart, and Oprah,

and the Elephant Man.

That's pretty good company to keep,

in your head.

All right.

I've said too much.

No, no, no, come here.

I think about you every day, too.

It's just, I wasn't ready for I love yous.

That's a big step for me.

I was just telling you how I felt.

I know.

And, now I'm glad.

I needed to like,

not see you for a little while

to realize how much I would miss you.

And how much was that?

I'm here, aren't I?

Tail between my legs, asking your forgiveness?

I don't wanna run from your love.

I just didn't expect that everything would change

just because I said three words.

Nothing has changed.

I just needed a hot minute to get my bearings,

and decide how I feel.

And?

How do you feel?

I

feel like you do.

Okay, you're not gonna run away on me again are you,

without any explanation?

'Cause that didn't feel good, Bud.

If you forgive me,

I'll consider myself too lucky to run away.

Will you take me back?

Yeah, I will.

Will it be the same allowance?

I don't really wear stuff like this.

If you want to accompany me

to the restaurants and clubs that I go to,

you're gonna need proper shoes and suits.

You do want me to take you to nice places?

Yeah.

Yeah, his thighs are too muscular for it.

Bring the slacks up two sizes, bring in the waist.

That will give him room in the rear and in the thighs.

Same with the jacket, sized to fit the shoulders

and the biceps, bring in the waist.

Let's take it up 1/8 of an inch,

clean up around the ears,

but leave it long on the top

to give us something to comb back.

What kind of a watch do you wear, Tab?

You don't have one at home?

Mm-mm.

Well, then how do you know when to come and go?

I use my phone.

Oh, Tab.

You never take out your phone on a date,

or in an interview.

No?

No.

You pay attention to the person you're with.

Mm-hmm.

We'll get you a watch.

We are going to make a proper man of you yet.

Okay.

Yeah.

- Did you cum? - No!

Spasm, my back.

What do I do?

Go to the bathroom.

Get some muscle relaxants.

Bring me a couple.

Bring, bring the whole bottle.

They're all muscle relaxants.

I gotta get going now.

You got another date?

Yeah, with about 200 hamburgers.

It's my shift at the diner.

You're still working the other job

with the allowance I give you?

It seemed like a safe bet, you know?

In case you dumped me.

You're a smart man.

But, I'm not gonna dump you.

I like you too much.

Still my shift, so.

How much are they paying you?

I'll double it.

Get back in bed.

They finally left.

Yeah, you'd think people would understand the significance

of every chair around them being put upside down.

Some people just lose their sense of symbolism

after five drinks.

Here.

What's this?

You've just been so great, you know.

Pooling the tips, listening to my problems.

You know I like you, right?

I like you, too.

I locked the front door.

Well, my shirt's already off.

That doesn't seem very fair.

Here, wait one sec.

Okay.

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make me stay for a while now ♪

♪ Ooh