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Nobody on this app wants me.

I'm like a Sugar orphan.

Looking for mentorship.

It's accurate.

It ain't big brothers, big sisters, it's a sugar daddy.

Right, whatever.

I'm just not as attractive as you guys.

- True. - But that's not the problem.

Look, you don't need to seem slutty

but if you're gonna go as naive

you should at least come across as corruptible.

Am I corruptible though?

I don't wanna mislead anyone.

In my experience you are, easily.

I'd give you some tips

but we're in direct competition.

Uh-uh, no fair, you already have one.

Early is blocked.

I don't need a daddy who's gonna spend his days

pining over me and saying, "I love you."

I need a daddy who's gonna take advantage of me,

produce my musical, then go back to earning money.

So somebody tone deaf?

This is why you're alone.

Whereas I have a promising lead.

I've sent out like 10 messages

and we'll see if anyone gets back to me.

- 10? - 10!

Why? How many did you guys send?

About 150.

One.

Do you like musicals?

I like,

not really.

Ever been to a dance recital?

The Nutcracker?

But I mean, my sister was like a plum or something.

What do you do?

I own a hardware store.

- Hardware like, buzzsaws. - I can get you a buzz saw.

Noted.

What are you looking for?

I'm open to suggestion.

I'm thinking casual, clear boundaries.

Simple.

Sex can be simple.

Who said anything about sex?

Kidding. - Good one, good one.

Are you a top?

You look like a top.

I can be.

Should we negotiate?

Rule number one?

You don't fall in love with me.

Why would I?

Well, what do you mean, why would you?

Some people find me very lovable.

I don't see it.

Well, good.

We're on the same page then.

I'm thinking two grand a month,

two dates a week.

That seems reasonable,

for an entry level position.

I'll expect a Christmas bonus

and a raise as I work my way up.

Work your way up what?

You'll find out.

Shit.

Everything okay?

Yeah, I think I'm out of data,

and maybe minutes.

Didn't pay your bill?

Honestly didn't seem like top priority until right now.

It's funny how that works.

Hey.

Oh no thanks.

That's really nice.

It's a particular app.

Oh yeah?

Trying to get lucky?

In a way.

What apps are you on?

Was is rin-tin-Tinder to find that special

canine friend?

Or plenty of actual fish for aquatic fun?

All right, never you mind.

I guess you'll just have to start looking

for love in the tangible world.

Yeah.

Until payday.

That's fine, there you go.

Cut my phone off.

Oh my god.

Do you need a damp cloth?

Can't call me if any shifts come up.

I can't check my messages or my apps.

How much do you owe?

Can't check.

Plus some dude messaged me.

- A daddy? - Yeah.

What'd he say?

I don't know, Bud.

I can't check.

Maybe I can log you in.

Let me log out.

What's your username?

It's Curious Gorge.

Password?

moral _dilemna.

No caps.

Hmm.

There you go, you have a message.

It just says, "Woof."

He's like 81.

It's a start.

How am I gonna know what to do?

Watch some gay porn.

I did.

I'm still trying to figure out, you know,

like, the mechanics of it.

Maybe I should practice.

With me?

Go on Grindr.

I don't wanna practice same sex with some stranger.

It's mostly the same as a girl.

Mm-mm, it can't be.

It's close enough.

You're just making yourself tense

because of stupid things society

puts in your head from birth.

Skin is skin, lips are lips.

Nipples are nipples and butt holes are butt holes.

Butt holes have no gender, Tab.

Hmm.

Help a brother out.

Fine.

That was nice.

I already gay kissed last time I saw him.

You did?

How was it?

It was alright.

Well, not everyone's as good a kisser as me.

No, he was.

Was he now?

Yeah, but like,

what if he wants me to suck his dick or something?

There's a good chance.

But look, what are you comfortable doing?

Like you could let him suck yours.

- Yeah. - Or, lick your butt.

I guess.

- You know what you should do? - No.

Drop E.

I don't know.

Remember when we were at Coachella

and you got with that big girl with all the acne?

I thought those were sparkles.

See, ecstasy makes you more open minded.

But I don't have any ecstasy.

I know where to get some.

That's hairspray.

Oh.

It is.

Hmm.

- So, you only want one hit? - Do you have two?

Benny might want some. - Oh yeah, one for his daddy.

Wow.

How much?

Oh, don't worry about it.

It's gotta get used.

I've been sort of straight edge lately.

Helps my dancing.

Does it?

I haven't noticed.

Hard to notice when you get high

before every class.

- I do not. - Mm-hmm.

Speaking of class, do you wanna have sex with Tab?

He needs to practice.

Ah, I have a dinner date.

- With daddy? - Yeah.

Have fun.

Whatever.

Why doesn't anyone wanna practice same sex with me?

- Do you wanna take molly? - You need to go?

It's supposed to loosen us up.

I've got some cognac at my place

if you wanna take a shot or two.

Molly makes you horny.

Well, if that's what it takes.

- You wanna go dancing? - I thought we were

gonna do it. - Oh, no.

I wanna go dancing.

- Well, don't you wanna? - No, I called an Uber.

It's gonna be here in two minutes.

Come on, we gotta meet her out front.

Smart,

cute,

shy.

Hard working and loyal.

Looking for someone to show me the ropes.

- What? - I need a picture of you.

Why?

I'm gonna manage your profile

on the Sugar app and let you know when you get messages.

You're gonna manage me?

To help.

That sounds a lot like a pimp.

I've always wanted to be a pimp.

Just let me take some pictures.

Your selfies are goofy, self-deprecating.

Maybe it'd be better to show you how I see you.

How do you see me?

Take off your shirt?

I don't want a shirtless photo up there.

Trust me.

No,

no,

no.

Just relax.

How am I supposed to relax?

Talk to me.

How was work?

It was all right.

Who'd you talk to?

Oh, that girl, Sarah.

She's cooler than I thought.

Did I tell you we're pooling tips now?

That was her idea, and she makes more than any of us.

She likes you.

Or she's a communist.

Well, you're a socialist.

Not everyone from Canada is a socialist.

What are you doing here anyway?

I mean, before you answered my ad.

Well, I came here to develop my app.

I grew up in Nova Scotia on a farm.

Really?

But Silicon Valley, this is where it all happens.

What's your app?

It's an animal husbandry app.

So like, if you have a cow

that you need to breed with a steer.

So like Tinder for barnyard animals.

Hey, do you really think she likes me?

Hmm.

Hey, hey.

- Hey! - You took the molly?

- Yeah. Like an hour ago. - Cool, cool.

You live with Bud, right?

- Yeah. - Are you boyfriends?

No, he won't even have practice sex with me.

Why do you need to practice sex?

To get good.

Ah, is he here?

Oh, no, I'm here with...

Oh shit.

Benny?

Oh my god, Nicole, don't go back in the cabin.

Oh my god, she's irritating me.

No, run!

She should have listened to yo.

Right?

It's for you.

- Really? - It's a daddy.

What's he like?

Not a lot of hair, but nice smile.

He's nice.

- Make a date with him. - After the movie.

Bitch, they're all gonna die except for the dirty blonde

with the padded bra.

Hold on.

Ready?

I lost Benny.

You lost him?

What do you mean?

Where are you

At this dance bar.

I give him a molly and he wanted to dance

and I lost track of him on the dance floor.

I've been looking for him for a half hour.

So he's wandering around downtown, high on molly,

and you're wandering around downtown high on molly

looking for him?

Okay, look around for some landmarks

and tell me what you see.

So you haven't seen him in an hour?

Yeah.

Why'd you give him ecstasy?

I wanted to put us in the mood.

Look for Benny.

The alley from Cock Feathers

lets out at 19th.

Wait, put him in the mood for what, dancing?

No, sex.

- Jesus Christ, man. - Do you see him?

You know, if you have to drug yourself to do something

it's probably not a good idea to do that thing

in the first place.

Oh, like you never banged anyone drunk

that you wouldn't have banged sober?

Yeah, that's exactly my point.

You are high three quarters of every day.

Yeah, I don't get high to convince myself

to do shit that I wouldn't do sober.

Really?

Trying to sell people they don't want on the phone,

serving Americanos to people

five years behind you in school,

mowing lawns and fixing toilets.

Convincing yourself to do shit you don't wanna do

is the reason you get high and stay high.

Oh, stop, stop, stop!

There he is, right there.

That's him?

Yeah.

I don't think he's ever done ecstasy before.

Hey! - Hey, hey!

This is my boy, Tab, and his crew.

Boys, this is Tula.

Hi, Tula.

Hi, babies, y'all look hungry.

Mm.

This is so good.

♪ So give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make me stay for a while ♪

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Shouldn't lie, won't come back ♪

♪ Just give me one kiss goodbye ♪